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ohnny Myers has a big ol’ belt buckle Myers is an honoured and highly sought
with an embossed state of Texas after ‘pumper’ in these parts. Myers is the guy
emblazoned across it. His boots are sun you want on the spot you’ve decided to drill. He
faded, dusty and eager for more. Jeans are serves as a brilliant conductor in the shockingly
stiff and coloured that deep, dark, blue that complicated orchestra that defines the act of
only cowboys seem to covet. With a white extracting black gold from deep in the earth
hat and pure Texas drawl, Johnny stands and into your Range Rover.
before me in the furnace that is West Texas When one stands on the modern-day, sun-
oil country in the middle of summer. He baked dirt that defines West Texas, it’s hard to
informs me and budding oil magnate Zach imagine that a vast ocean once covered this land.
Roberts that the vast oil field below us goes The sizeable armies of plankton and simple plants
from ‘plum over yonder to plum over here’. As I that thrived in that nutrient-rich sea died long ago.
take in the ramifications of ‘plum’ as a general The energy stored in the complex chemical
geographic descriptor, I blink some sweat from bonds that comprised their little bodies,
my eyes. I pause and honestly wonder if this however, did not.
is not all some elaborate ploy with Myers as Those energetic bonds were slowly
a brilliantly casted Hollywood actor. Then he reformed into what we call today West Texas
begins to tell me about oil. Actor he is not; Intermediate Crude by eons of time and the
he’s an oilman and Texan through and through. passionate crushing and heating that resulted È Extracting black gold is fraught with danger.
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È This map shows the 10 most densely-filled oil regions. Scientists are yet to agree on how the planet came to have such a rich natural resource.
from being sucked down into the warm thus forming underground pools or reservoirs. up the world’s fresh water supply with
magmatic embrace of Mother Earth. Yes, Typical steps for finding and extracting oil ‘drilling mud’ (more on that in a second).
that soup of algae, assorted plants, spores can include: • Attaching a toothy drill bit to a 10-metre
and insects that would’ve made you think twice • Creating a series of small explosions along piece of hollow metal pipe, and then applying
about putting on your lime Speedos and taking the earth’s surface in an area thought to harbour massive rotational forces to the bit while
a dip in that historic sea-turned-to-oil. Similar underground oil. jamming high pressure ‘mud’ (a mixture of
processes have occurred all over the world, and • Collecting and analysing the sound reflections dirt and water with added natural, and heavy,
are responsible for most of the world’s oil—from coming back from objects buried in the earth’s components, which result in a high-density
scorching Saudi Arabia to the frozen tundra crust as sound waves will differentially bounce slurry) down into the pipe as you begin to
of Russia, to the coastlines of California. back to surface detectors because their speeds tear a small hole into the earth.
Because of its low density, oil will naturally are changed by encounters with rocks, water, • ‘Reading your mud’ after it comes to the
rise upward through the earth’s crust to seek the dirt, oil, etc. If the sound analysis is positive, and surface filled with chunks the drill bit rages
surface. (Picture an oil film sitting on a vinegary a pool of oil seems to reside below, checking through for signs of oil. Then another 10
layer in a salad dressing container). Modern- for things like water table depths is done metres of pipe is added over and over again,
day oil exploration is centred around finding to determine if drilling is even possible. 300 to even 500 times.
petroleum deposits whose natural upward • ‘Air drilling’ (when applicable) to below the • Punctuating this toil with seemingly endless
migration has been impeded by rock formations, aquifer or water-table depth (so as not to fill skirmishes with broken drill heads, mud
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È Despite its ‘get rich quick’ reputation, drilling for oil requires sophiticated levels of expertise.
pressure losses and fixes, potential ‘blow outs’ of an ‘electric’ or even ‘gamma-ray’ loggers.
from rapidly escaping natural gas pockets, • Inserting permanent ‘casing pipe’.
‘tripping’ of pipe (taking it all back out of the • Forcing high-pressure cement down via a
hole every time a drill bit needs replacement), heavy saltwater flush to replace the mud and
and the constant danger of lost limbs and then harden to ensure the hole remains strong
spontaneous fires until you reach two- to enough to withstand the oil sucking process. È Hoffman: hirsute homage to There Will Be Blood.
three-thousand metres into the crust. • Dropping down explosive charges into your
• Stopping the drilling at a depth that your perfectly good casing pipe, at ‘pay depth’, in • Collecting the petroleum that, via internal
gismos predicted oil to reside. order to blow holes through the casing pipe, pressure from the reservoir below, streams
• Calling in specialists to drop sophisticated surrounding cement, and into the surrounding up the pipe (a period of days to years).
equipment down to the bottom of the hole to rock in order to trigger, hopefully, perforations • Installing pumps to extract the petroleum
determine if petroleum is there in sufficient where the oil will collect and then flow up into once those internal pressures subside to a
quantities to continue the process via the use your pipe. point where free-flowing oil ceases.
• Being careful not to over-suck as one can
can I take your order? accidentally drive underlying layers of the less
dense (watery) fractions up through the floating
Oil comes in many different grades, or oil tier and on into your pipe, thus killing the well.
forms, from ‘heavy’ used to generally • Transporting the raw crude oil to a ‘heater
make items like asphalt for roads, to treater’ tower, akin to how your favorite alcoholic
‘bunker’ oil for fuel used in ships, to the spirit is made, which will distill the mix into
‘light’ West Texas crude. Another term you varying fractions from heavy stuff (asphalt) to
commonly see is whether the oil is ‘sweet’ the lighter density materials (gasoline).
or ‘sour’, which is just a measure of how • Bringing your weary, adrenaline-depleted,
much stinky sulphur is found in the given body to the boss to collect your modest
petroleum source. West Texas oil has some pay. Simple? Not by a long shot. Dangerous,
of the lowest levels of sulphur, and hence demanding, expensive and extremely risky?
is the ‘sweetest’, and therefore among Absolutely.
the most expensive, to be found. Next
time you hear someone getting churlish
about the high price of oil, think about
the information above, and also realise
that oil, even at 60 quid a barrel, pales in
comparison to how much you’d pay for a
barrel of bottled water, milk or Starbuck’s
fluffy-neato half-caf at 63, 105, and 670
quid a barrel, respectively.
È Hoffman studies pipe while Roberts eyes a gusher.
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