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As You Like It
By William Shakespeare
Rosalind:
And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
That you insult, exult and all at once
Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty
As, by my faith, I see no more in you
Than without candle may go dark to bed
Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
I see no more in you than in the ordinary
Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life,
I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it:
'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream
That can entame my spirits to your worship.
You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
Like foggy south, puffing with wind and rain?
You are a thousand times a properer man
Than she a woman. 'Tis such fools as you
That makes the world full of ill-favoured children.
'Tis not her glass, but you that flatters her,
And out of you she sees herself more proper
Than any of her lineaments can show her.
But, mistress, know yourself; down on your knees
And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love!
For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
Sell when you can, you are not for all markets.
Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer.
Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
So take her to thee, shepherd. Fare you well.
HAMLET
By William Shakespeare
Queen Gertrude:
There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
There with fantastic garlands did she come
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead mens fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
When down her weedy trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
As one incapable of her own distress.
Or like a creature native and indued
Unto that element: but long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulld the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.
MACBETH
By William Shakespeare
Lady Macbeth:
What beast was t, then,
That made you break this enterprise to me?
When you durst do it, then you were a man;
And to be more than what you were, you would
Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place
Did then adhere, and yet you would make both.
They have made themselves, and that their fitness now
Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know
How tender tis to love the babe that milks me.
I would, while it was smiling in my face,
Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums
And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you
Have done to this.
HONOUR
By Joanna Murray-Smith
Sophie:
I wish I wish I was more Like you. Like you. Youre so youre so clear. You seem so clear about
things. Whereas Im Im so I can never quite say what Im even to myself, Im so inarticulate.
Some nights I lie awake and I go over the things Ive said. Confidently. The things Ive said confidently
and they they fall to pieces. And where there were words there is now just just this feeling of of
impossibility. That everything is theres no way through it [progressively breaking down] I used to
feel that way when I was very small. That same feeling. Not a childish feeling well, maybe. As if I
was choking on as if life was coming down on me and I couldnt see my way through it. What does
a child who has everything suffer from? Who could name it? I cant. I cant. [breaking] But it was a
a sort of I used to see it in my head as jungle. Around me. Surrounding me. Some darkness
growing, something organic, alive and the only thing that kept me kept me here was the
picture of Honor and of Gus. Silly. Because Im old now and I shouldnt remember that anymore.
Lying in bed and feeling that they were there: outside the room in all their their warmth, their a
kind of charm to them. Maybe youre right and it was not so simple as it looked, but they gave
such a strong sense of love for each other and inside that I felt I felt loved. And since Ive gotten
older I dont feel [Weeping.] I feel as if all that all the everything that saved me has fallen from
me and you know, Im not a kid anymore. No. Im not a kid any more. But I still feel I need I need
(Pause)
Sorry.
The Libertine
By Stephen Jeffreys
Elizabeth:
You have no understanding, do you? You have comprehended just that I am tired of being
your mistress and your solution is to conscript me into becoming your wife. It is not being a
mistress I am tired of, John. I am tired of you. I do not wish to be your wife. I do not wish to be
anyones wife. I wish to continue being the creature I am. I am no Nell Gwyn, I will not give up
the stage as soon as a King or a Lord has seen me on it and, wishing me to be his and his alone,
will then pay a fortune to keep me off it. I am not the sparrow you picked up in the roadside, my
love. London walks into this theatre to see me not Georges play nor Mr. Betterton. They want
me and they want me over and over again. And when people desire you in such a manner, then
you can envisage a steady river of gold lapping at your doorstep, not five pound here or there
for pity or bed favours, not a nobles ransom for holding you hostage from the thing you love,
but a lifetime of money amassed through your own endeavours. That is riches. Leave this
gaudy, gilded stage. Youre right, this stage is gilded. It is gilded with my future earnings. And I
will not trade those for a dependency on you. I will not swap my certain glory for your
undependable love.
Three Sisters
By Anton Chekhov
Irena:
Tell me, why is it I'm so happy today? As if I were sailing, with the wide, blue sky above me, and
great white birds soaring in the wind. Why is it? Why? I woke up this morning, I got up, I washed
- and suddenly I felt everything in this world was clear to me - I felt I knew how life had to be
lived. Dear Ivan Romanich, I can see it all. A human being has to labour, whoever he happens to
be, he has to toil in the sweat of his face; thats the only way he can find the sense and purpose
of his life, his happiness, his delight. How fine to be a working man who rises at first light and
breaks stones on the road, or a shepherd, or a teacher, or an engine driver on the railway
Lord, never mind being human even better to be an ox, better to be a simple horse, just so
long as you work anything rather than a young lady who rises at noon, then drinks her coffee
in bed, then takes two hours to dress thats terrible! In hot weather sometimes you long to
drink the way I began longing to work. And if I dont start getting up early and working, then
shut your heart against me, Ivan Romanich.
Daylight Saving
By Nick Enright
Stephanie:
You know what that bastard has done to me now? Yes, I know. I know you said, Take it easy, Steph,
go easy with this one. But I thought, no, this is the one, Brendans the one. I mean, Brendan, that
should have been the giveaway, even if Id missed the Miraculous Medal on the dashboard. But
there he was, this vital, vibrant, caring man, who took three months to tell me his marriage was a
sacrament, so even though he couldnt live without me, he couldnt live with me. Well I could live
with that, right? I could live with anything. Until tonight. I could live with the guilt, and the clockwatching, and the quick dash for the door to make it home before Bernadette gets back from her
Ecumenical Tae Kwon Do group. I could live with being stood up for a Pentecostal Bushwalk. I can
live with Brendan and Bernadette, I mean not live with Brendan because of Bernadette...well,
because of Bernadette, the gutless little Mick turd. I can live with anything but this. You know what
hes done, Fliss? You know what Brendan has done? He has given me up for Lent.
Wild Honey
By Anton Chekhov
Anna Petrovna:
How can you say that? How can you lie to me, on such a night as this, beneath such a sky? Tell
your lies in autumn, if you must, in the gloom and the mud, but not now, not here. Youre being
watched! Look up, you absurd man! A thousand eyes, all shining with indignation! You must be
good and true, just as all this is good and true. Dont break this silence with your little words!
Theres no man in the world I could ever love as I love you. Theres no woman in the world you
could ever love as you love me. Lets take that love; and all the rest, that so torments you well
leave that to others to worry about. Are you really such a terrible Don Juan? You look so
handsome in the moonlight! Such a solemn face! Its a woman whos come to call, not a wild
animal! All right if you really hate it all so much Ill go away again. Is that what you want? Ill go
away, and everything will be just as it was before. Yes? (she laughs) Idiot! Take it! Snatch it!
Seize it! What more do you want? Smoke it to the end, like a cigarette pinch it out tread it
under your heel. Be human! You funny creature! A woman loves you a woman you love fine
summer weather. What could be simpler than that? You dont realise how hard life is for me.
And yet life is what I long for. Everything is alive, nothing is ever still. Were surrounded by life.
We must live, too, Misha! Leave all the problems for tomorrow. Tonight, on this night of nights,
well simply live!
Spike Heels
By Theresa Rebeck
Georgie:
Oh, yeah? Well, I think you do. All of you. What an amazing fucking snow job you all are doing
on the world. And I bought it! We all buy it. My family theyre like, all of a sudden Im Mary
Tyler Moore or something. I mean, they live in hell, right, and they spend their whole lives just
wishing they were somewhere else, wishing they were rich, or sober, or clean; living on a street
with trees, being on some rucking TV show. And I did it. I moved to Boston, I work in a law
office, Im the big success story. And they have no idea what that means. It means I get to hang
out with a bunch of lunatics. It means I get to read books that make no sense. It means that
instead of getting harassed by jerks at the local bar, now I get harassed by guys in suits. Guys
with glasses. Guys who talk nice. Guys in suits. Well, you know what I have to say to all of you?
Shame on you. Shame on your for thinking youre better than the rest of us. And shame on you
for being mean to me. Shame on you Lydia.
Spike Heels
By Theresa Rebeck
Lydia:
At first, I admired Andrews interest in your welfare. He cares about people; he truly cares and I
think thats wonderful. But these past few months, I must admit, I have become less interested
in his interest. Not only do I listen to him talk about you incessantly, any time I come over to
have dinner or spend the night here, I am bombarded by you. When you come home at night,
we hear your little heels clicking on the ceiling. When you leave in the morning, we hear your
little heels. When you go to bed we hear you brush your teeth, and talk on the phone, and listen
to the radio and on certain evenings I could swear that we can even hear you undress. I am not
enjoying this. For the past two months, I have been under the distinct impression that any time I
spend the night here, I am actually sleeping with two people Andrew and yourself. In fact,
when you came home with Edward tonight my first though was, my God, the bed is already
crowded enough, now we have to fit Edward in too?