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Issue #488
May 2015
radio stations. As we were crowded together in a room, someone released a silent-but-deadly. It was silent, but it
was deadly. The stink of this hovering bunkeroo was so overpowering that I went out in the hall. I still wasnt able
to fully escape the aroma.
The blab predicted a rainout for Sunday. But the weather was dry throughout my lengthy walking tour of
Madison. This trek was tiring. I walked from the hotel on the northeast all the way to the universitywith many
detours, such as Occupy Madison Village. The Tea Party had supported a petition to prevent the village from
opening. And trust me, the Tea Party did support that petition. Id wager that the people behind the petition would
deny that Team Tyranny ever backed their efforts, because they sounded like the crybabies on Usenet who
claimed to be liberal but were actually culled from the pages of the Moron Majority. But Occupy prevailed against
the Evil Empire. After all, its Madison.
I had also planned on detouring to Madisons zoo. But I had no energy to go that far, so I huffed and
puffed into the public library to refill my thermos. The libe was open on Sunday, because the Tea Party hasnt
sued them to force them to cut service.
The Megabus stop at the university
consisted of 2 shelters. After I plunked down at
one of the shelters, I heard a loud-and-proud
backdoor breeze looming my way from the
other shelter. The bus to Chicago arrived on
time, and it got to Chicago on time as well. But
during that route, my stomach began to churn.
When I returned from the restroom after a
Number One and sat back down, a Code V
immediately rose from the depths of my
digestive tract. All other passengers within 5
feet narrowly avoided disaster. So I had to rush
back down to the johndola and finish the job.
The Chicago bus stop had no shelter, so I waited in the pouring rain and darkness for an hour for the bus
to Cincinnati. During this layover, I saw a Jared the Subway Guy look-alike boarding another bus. After my next
bus got moving, a taxi blocked the street and caused a delay. The bus driver frantically pounded the horn, but the
taxi refused to budge. Another delay was to be had when the friendly driver stayed at the Indianapolis stop too
long because he didnt know we were out of the Central Time Zone. See, theres another reason why we should be
moved to Central Time. Wall Street wosted nearly an hour by force-feeding us Eastern Time and confusing the
driver.
It was the middle of the night, and I was half-asleep, so the depth of these delays didnt sink in. Still, we
werent tremendously late getting to Cincinnati on Monday morningat least compared to Greyhounds infamous
debacle after the St. Louis roadmeet last year.
Based on my trusty common cold timetable, it is generally believed that I contracted a cold while I was
stumbling into the library in Madison in the throes of dehydration and weakened immunity. The following
Tuesday evening, I was watching CHiPs at home when the telltale signs of a cold began to predominate. I
resorted to my time-tested cure: pouring hydrogen peroxide in the ears. This significantly shortened this creeping
illness, and only my precious Wednesday was wholly destructed, as this infection quickly skipped to its end
stages.
But the trip did yield 77 Roads Scholarin photos for you to flip through like a deck of cardsthat is, if
youre the type who analyzes and ponders each card in a deck...
http://www.bunkerblast.info/roadpics/mad15a.html
http://www.bunkerblast.info/roadpics/mad15b.html
http://www.bunkerblast.info/roadpics/mad15c.html
http://www.bunkerblast.info/roadpics/mad15d.html
Of the 11 such museums Ive visited, only 2 felt like theyre from an alternate universe: the ones for the
Bushes, both of which I visited on this trip. The George Bush Presidential Museumwhich commemorates the
elder Bushs failed legacywas interesting, but every bit as biased as you might expect from something that has
to do with the Bush royal family. Most presidential museums highlight positive achievements but at least try to be
objective here and there. In BushWorld, however, objectivity is a four-letter word.
This museum tried to paint Bush as a champion of racial equalityeven though he vetoed the Civil
Rights Act of 1990. Plus, much of the facility dealt with the 1991 Gulf War and tried to portray it as a success
worthy of nothing less than sheer praise. While Lyndon Johnsons excellent museum was fairly objective about
the Vietnam War and even explained the origin of the expression another Vietnam, I couldnt find anything in
Bushs museum that seemed to cast doubt on the Gulf Wars supposed wisdom. Kind of like The Media.
Bushs museum also seemed to suggest that his reign was a period of economic prosperitythough
nothing could be further from the truth. Granted, Bill Clintons amazing museum was guilty of the same thing,
though by now Ive kind of gotten used to the fable about the .com bubble somehow prolonging my library gig
by 3 months. I think the difference here is that nobody believed Bushs hogwash in the first place, but his
apologists keep pumping up his legacy anyway.
The Bush museum does have a fascinating sculpture that includes a fragment of the Berlin Wall with
Sting lyrics spraypainted on it...
Unfortunately, however, the museum incorrectly makes it appear as if Bush had something to do with the
collapse of the feared Iron Curtain, even though Republican administrations did more to delay this inevitable
event than anyone else did.
But the amount of revisionism and grandstanding at that museum was nothing compared to that at the
museum commemorating the disastrous misrule of Bushs despicable son. The George W. Bush Presidential
Center is an outright propaganda machine. I hesitate to even call it a museum.
I knew this facility wasnt fully grounded in reality when I entered and saw the exhibit that said George
Washington played baseball. (It reminded me of the person on Facebook who said Abraham Lincoln was shot
while seeing a movie.) It only got sillier from there.
For instance, look at this exhibit...
I dont know if thats supposed to function like a See n Sayor perhaps a Sit n Spin or a Close n Play
but it appears to be designed to promote Bushs costly tax relief experiment that only benefited Big Business
and the rich. They even copied the factory symbol from one of the fonts on my word processor.
Heres a nearby exhibit with the same format...
What tax cut? When did I ever get a tax cut under Bush? Its as I said above: The Bush get with it
program of tax relief was for the 1%not the 99%.
Both of those exhibits seemed to be designed for children, very gullible adults, and very gullible children
who will someday be very gullible adults. Its one thing if the Bush thought police propagandizes only to
grownups, but its worse to fill childrens heads with this roo gas. So it figures that I saw at least 3 or 4 school
groups on a field trip at this facility. I dont remember seeing school groups at any other presidential museums
even on weekdays during these 11-month-long school years we have now. Schools will never balk at a chance to
expose impressionable young minds to right-wing nonsense. It was like that 35 years ago, and its even worse
now. Naturally, at least one or two of the school groups was decked out in think-alike uniforms as they marched in
lockstep through the museum. Conformity like this was of course always demanded by the Bush regime.
This touchscreen exhibit has the same general message as the other displays...
Watch President Bushs tax cuts build prosperity, it says. What prosperity? Bush turned a mere
recession into the longest depression in Americas history. Or is this like some of the other exhibits, which told
how great things would be if some of Bushs proposalssuch as his flawed ideas on Social Securityhadnt
been scuttled by us big, mean libs?
This illuminated map at the museum highlights Bushs failed war on terror...
But if you really want your psyche to be numbed by the far-right mind-bending and absolute stupidity of
Seventh grade civics and discredited Bushaganda all on one breathtaking sign! Who do they think foisted
the Citizens United ruling upon us? It wasnt Judge Wapner.
I like to think that I visited the Bushes museums so you wont have to. While all 13 presidential
museums in this system are overseen by the National Archives and Records Administrationan independent
government agencythe George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush museums share their operations with Texas
A&M and Southern Methodist University, respectively. Presidential museums should educate, but even the onesided Bush museums were fascinating to visit. Despite my unending (though wholly justifiable) disgust for the
regimes that they honor, I genuinely enjoyed seeing these facilitiesbut I have a strong enough philosophical
foundation not to be indoctrinated by them.
Apparently, not everybody thinks they were even that great. When I was in the restroom at the George W.
Bush museum, I noticed dried urine was already caking the toilet seat, even though this was early in the day.
Maybe a youngster from one of the school groups peed on the seat because he already knew of the failures of
Bushism. Smart kid!
Also at this museum, I saw a Nancy Kerrigan look-alike, which was kind of amusing too.
President Obamas museum wont open for another 5 years, but I wouldnt mind seeing itif I live that
long, which became a lot less likely largely because of the policies of the Bush dynasty.
All in all, this was a good roadtripand very likely my last for the foreseeable future. I dont have the
energy or financial stability to travel like I otherwise would, and 2 roadtrips within a couple weeks has taken a
real physical toll.
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