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Sub-Article A-01

DISCLAIMER!
Hello! Welcome to Life™
Failue to use this document as instructed will
lead to penalities outlines in Sub-Article N-
73 "Penalties for Non-Compliance with
Policy™."

An Introduction to Your™ Duration and Reading


Any unregulated use or distribution of this Primer.
document is punishable by instant
Your future is our future.
termination.

A Note to Parents.

As You™ are intimately familiar with this document


You™ will understand what must be done with it.
Please do not neglect Your™ responsibility, and
ensure that Your™ infant receives the very best from
the very start. You™ are urged to read this document
to Your™ child as soon as Your™ certified pregnancy 1. See: Sub-Article C-34 "Permission for the Sharing
is confirmed by shouting it at high volumes whenever of a Domicile with a Family or Certified Partner for
Your™ free time allows. the Purposes of Furthering the Population."

2. See: Sub-Article J-58 "Customizing Your™


Domicile, Rules, Limits and Guidelines."

3. See: Sub-Article E-21 "Non-compliance with


Character Trait Standards and Regulations." as
proscribed by Sub Article D-71 "Character Traits,
Standards and Regulations: A Guide to Behavior.".

4. See Sub-Article S-36 "Doubt: The Dangers Of."

5. See Sub-Article W-43 "Accessing the Hidden Map


of the Human Mind™.
Give your children the best, from the very start, for the future.
Hello! Welcome to Life™. Your™ Domicile: The World Inside
You™ and Your™ peers have each been provided If You™ are anxious about the chaos and uncertainty
with living quarters. As of now, You™ live with of the World Outside, the World Inside will only
We, The Company™, would like to take this time to Your™ parents*1. However, once You™ are fully increase Your™ emotional trepidation.
help You™ familiarize Yourself™ with Your™ new able to attend to Your™ bodily functions and are
surroundings and what You™ can expect from Your™ ready to become a part of The Workforce, and the
duration. Individual™ currently occupying Your™ The World Inside poses a myriad of corners, gaps, and
predetermined domicile is deployed into retirement, unseen challenges. It is far easier to navigate the
you will reside within your fully customizable*2. World Outside. Emotions, thoughts, concerns, these
Initially, You™ will be unable to read this document home-space. fly unchecked through the mind into places where
as Your™ brain has not received the training and
It is replete with: Postural Enhancing Sleeping Nook, Supervisors are (thus far *5) unable to provide
mentoring required to read. However, as Your™
Entertainment and Information Portal, Waste evaluation. What is worse, some Individuals™
parents were trained in a similar fashion, they will use
Management Equipment, Homeostasis Control (Set intentionally keep parts of the mind hidden. We
this document as a primer so that You™ will be able
for Warm or Tepid, depending on your geographical cannot guess as to why a content Individual™ would
to grasp the fundamentals from which all Policy™ is
location.), and more. seek to do so. All we can do is correct the behavior
derived.
through rehabilitation, or failing that, through
punishment to set an example to future Individuals™.
What follows is a basic outline of what Life™ has to Your™ Peers:
offer. We hope that You™ find it enjoyable and We will provide You™ with a group of peers, with
informative. whom You™ will share life-experiences,
commonalities, character traits*3. and shifts as well as
responsibilities within The Workforce.
When in doubt*4. consult Your™ peers first, then fill
out an official incident report with Your™ nearest
Supervisor.

The Workforce:
The Workforce is more than Your™ contribution to
the very society that feeds, clothes, and comforts you.
The Workforce provides You™ with something that Comprehensive assimilation of Policy™ is your path to success.
no other source can offer: Meaning. There is meaning
in even the smallest act of focused, productive work. A Final Word
Whether Your™ role within The Workforce is This is meant to be an introduction to Your™
"menial", such as caring for those in retirement, or education of Policy™, the guide and outline to
coveted, such as the role of a Supervisor, You™ will Your™life. It is not meant to be exhaustive. Once
With proper training and motivation, you too can become an find an abundance of purpose and personal fulfillment Your™ grasp of this document is complete You™ will
upstanding citizen and model of society. in giving Your™ everything to the tasks set before move to more a comprehensive education on the
You™. nature of Policy™ as it pertains to Your™ life.
For more information on The Workforce, please
consult Sub-Article K-98 "The Workforce: You Path
The World Outside to Meaning and Purpose."
We hope that You™ have enjoyed this document, and
The world is a big place, and it is easy to lose Your™ we look forward to future interactions.
way. Fortunately, we have laid down the tracks to
provide You™ with a clear path on Your™ journey. Thank You™ and Have a Nice Day.

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