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Title: GENIUS AND PUNDITS

(Honey Hamburger Never mind )

ENTER Wenzelnepomuk, Gunter Grass, George Santayana, W.H Prescott, Alfred N.Bernhord, Eric

WH Prescott
Son you got to do your school work, it is quite important than playing all day long.
Wenzelnepomuk:
Schooling is quite a task dad, when I know how to read and write excellently I will aband
W H.Prescott:
What were you doing on my PC? I think I will order a toy PC for you, I am so sorry son yo
Wenzelnepomuk:
I hope the PC is going to own stories about Prince Henry the sailor! I love reading about

W H Prescott:
My son your future is behind mine. I am doing fish hunting and when I will have middle age
Wenzelnepomuk:
Dad you have stayed that long without picking me up or scratching my hairs, you need to te
W H Prescott:
This is tennis for you. You can hover to play with your friends but make sure you don’t c
Wenzelnepomuk:
Not yet from the market. She said after work she will skip to the market pick up new stuf
W H Prescott:
Yes, if you won’t mind then go for the match. You will have much surprise.
Wenzelnepomuk
If it was at night I will have been there with you but it will be foolish of me to let go
W H Prescott:
Take good care of your s
AT THE PLAY GROUND
Henry W Longfellow:
What is your name? What does your dad do in life? Is he very receiving?
Wenzelnepomuk:
Why are Americans so curious? I hope the only uncurious American is the one who is dead abo
Henry W Longfellow:
I am called Longfellow. I wasn’t born in Honolulu but I was partially raised there. I use

Wenzelnepomuk:
I don’t really know much about them. But the little I know, is they love to be called sexy
Henry W Longfellow:
You are quite a smart lad .How comes about you getting a rich brain so early?
Wenzelnepomuk:
Please stop that. You are more of a learner than a mentor. The little girl you were talkin
Henry W Longfellow:
Hi girl! I am called Longfellow but my friends call me Henry letterman because I love read
Zetkinclora:
It is too young for you to know my name. For my pet my uncle got it for my tenth birthday

Henry W Longfellow:
You are quite interesting. I hope this could one day replace the S .African national symbo
Zetkinclora:
You are quite smart but then?
Henry W Longfellow:
It is black and white if I am not really a poor judge. He is a nice Fuscous Honeyeater e
Zetkinclora:
You can be a nice soccer kicker. When I see the national symbol of US it really scare me.
Henry W Longfellow:
You’re some how right .That is what I will ask my dad tonight. But I blame that on our nat
Wenzelnepomuk:
I overheard you guys talking about the Bald Eagle. I thought the USA nationalists did a gr
Henry W Longfellow:
This lad is a genius!
Wenzelnepomuk:
Boy just know from today that I know Americans are ten times more than the one who first di
Henry W.Longfellow:
Oh that is a gravitating-insult. A lad like you who even your parents neither knew where th
Zenkinclora
He is called Eric Tabarly. He is a good one in all the spheres of life, never bother about
Henry W Longfellow
Oh come on my Diamond Dove.
Zenkinclora
Oh come on my Elegant Trongon .Let’s dart about the pitch. I was in the midst of Toucans. O
Henry W Longfellow
It is better to be like Toucans than to be like Tawny Frogmouths. The ball went o
Eric Tabarly:
Hi boy! You look succulent. I have never taken a positive grain of liking over those I mee
Henry W Longfellow:
“She is very studious and to have a studious girlfriend, is the beginning of spouse-hood.”
Eric Tabarly:
I want us to get to G. Mendel foundation and make away with his f1 generation drafts; it w
Henry W Longfellow:
I remember having promised my father; stitching my way throughout without crimes. I will n
Eric Tabarly:
It just requires a mere stir fry action and I will provide all the stilettos.
At the home of Zenkinclora

Enter George Santayana,


Zenkinclora:
I have met a good guy today by name Longfellow but he maybe he stoolpigeon boy .I know str

George Santayana:
I have a stratus-vision about boys. I know most are stowaways in life of girls nowadays.
Zenkinclora:
He strides to me but I have promised my self to hang on well and he will never out stride m
George Santayana:
Girls and women always student when making love .what could be the cause of that?
Zenkinclora:
I don’t know. I have never been nearly part of it. Mom’s life has never escaped the experi
So go get your references from her.
George Santayana:
You are stock-up! You are putting me in a shock. I have got much to do with Eric Tabarl
. Enter Gunter Grass and W H Prescott
Gunter Grass:
Hi my friend! How is everything? It is been qu
W H Prescott:
Let’s move to the pouch. My living room is bushy and you know with heavily build kid like
Gunter Grass:
To have a smart kid is a pride of every dad. You got to stay out of guiding him wrongly. O
W H Prescott:
Wait a minute. My son asked a question last week that it seems the folks of Alaska are co
Enter Wenzelnepomuk
Wenzelnepomuk:
Hi dad and friend. Nice meeting you. I love your dark hairs. You got a wise watch. Could yo
W H Prescott:
I hope you won’t mind being with us?
Wenzelnepomuk:
I played so hard today and I forgot I was supposed to be home on time. I thought of the ki
GunteGrass:
What an amazing lad! What is the title of y

Wenzelnepomuk:
When I will become the president of my coun
W H Prescott:
That is okay. Politics is not a way for a nine year boy. Go pick up your shower and have a
Whenzelnepomuk,
I will love to have salad for dinner but the dressing should be with a bunch of milk.
Gunter Grass:
May I hand over your verse before going to face what dad is after? Don’t be worried I wil
Wenzelnepomuk:
This is the verse.
W H Prescott
Read it aloud my friend.
Gunter Grass:
Give me your ears.
W H Prescott:
Take it all.
Gunter Grass
I hope I will be remembered as the first editor of this verse and as the first audience. Th

When I will become the president of my country.


I must be the president of this nation. Come rain, come sun.
I know grabbing it through the right channel is always an easy way.
I must pump in new techniques of doing things.
When the power is on my forehead, I will work relentlessly
With those who are armed with high spirit of diligence.
Parties activities will never dominate the industrial sector of my economy.
Every one must contribute to the well-being of this nation. I will
give vast room for educational reforms, industrial reforms, mental
reforms, agricultural reforms, health reforms and the rest will come after.
The military must learn how to farm well since they can’t carry guns
without dinning . My powers will be very meagre in taking decisions
which may ruin our nation. Only an extremely lazy citizen
will regret being part of this country.
I will never work with nations which lack great foresight.
I must impact on my folks the love for one’s nation first.
My citizens will never flee their nation as better economic
seekers or mongers but as agreeable tourists with an ever
increasing lust of coming back home after pouring just
a mere while outside.
I will prefer to commit political suicide rather than to hang on power
more than my due. With supreme ease nobody will prey on
the bolus of others like the Great Skua . With mine, American
democracy is mere.
I will be a bounty president to those who are hard working.
A political opponent is not an enemy but some one whose ideas
can be borrowed to mould our nation . Most of my
soldiers will be technocrats. Most of the top ranking positions
in my government will see God fearing elections.
Behind every one in high place will be a tentative youth.
Autumn is the busier time in the life of American Beavers and we
must learn to be extremely busier than them. The ageing cities may never
go on retirement because of the sprout of bunches of several cities annually.
The military will prove their prowess in the military farms globally.
The first five world s best presidents are still meaningless as compared
to what I will be . I count on you folks for my road map,
see you in the state house soon.
W H Prescott:
All the spanking is gone he has bought his way out of trouble. He is a great lad, he is a
Grunter Grass:
If he is capable of mending both, both of us will give him the go ahead
W H Prescott:
Wenzelnepomuk could you run up here for your award? You’re quite nice.
Gunter Grass:
This is quite a surprise for your work as a verse-maker, if I knew it before making here,
Wenzelnpomuk:
Thank you very much sir. I promise I will not put your expectations in me down.
Enter Charles Drew
Charles Drew:
Hi! My neighbour. I notice you guys chatting about your kid’s poems that is why I which to
Enter George Santayana,
George Santayana:
Hi my friend, should I say hi to your dad or it is not important?
Wenzelnepumok:
Since he is with a friend it is not important, but I will tell him you came latter. What a
George Santayana:
Boy when did you become rich? Have you robbed a bank? Any way I know you’ve got a big IQ, h
Wenzelnepomuk:
You know what, I am going to tell him, I will mix him up very nicely, dad here is my new f
W H Prescott:
Take good care of your self.
On the street heading to port Jackson, there was a dense t
G Santayana:
With us, it will be a brown new girl, she is by name Kathy. After I will follow her to Que

Wenzelnepomuk:
I will use my money in buying shares in the Australia central bank and in less than two yea
G.Santayana:
I don’t love that but I instead love the works of Patrick White and Morris West , I have se
Wenzelnepomuk:
Courage is what makes a man a man, I think we are stopping here,
I can’t find Tabarly and his boys , I hope they shouldn’t reward our efforts by unfaithfu
At the bridge over the Sydney port, there was a huge fire in one
G. Santayana:
It is better you finish with the wagon pilot, and then when you were talking to your friend
Wenzelnepomuk:
I have given him 3 US dollars; I hope he will take me as a small hero! He must have been wo
G .Santayana:
We are now starting with what have brought us here. I hope the police shouldn’t be after us
Wenzelnepomuk;
You have a point, concerning the verse, I was late home and I quickly drafted a poem that
G.Santayana
Have you spy Kathy that I was telling you on our way here? Look at her, she is quite it. I

Eric Tabarly:
Hi boys.
Judy Davis:
Hi boys and girls!

G.Santayana:
I am sorry if I ridicule you, I promise I will be quite a whimsical lad for you.
Judy Davis:
Buy your ticket the un-fraudulent way, I wish to know what have brought us
here? I was told we were going for a birthday fiesta. Where is wenzelnepomuk? Didn’t you
G.Santayana:
See baby, we got here before Wenzel was told that the picnic was carried ten days forward
Judy Davis:
Take this half, I am sorry, you met it less.
G Santayana:
That is too kind of you, take this and buy some. I love you and I hope we are going to expl
Judy Davis:
It is not possible to see somebody for the first time and love him, you are teasing so wel
G.Santayana:
You know you brothers very well aren’t you? Why is it that they can’t ask your hand in lov
, have they bothered to ask you out? Get rid of silly obstacles!
Eric Tabarrly:
I hope every body have eaten well, rest well now the deal will reveal it self now, I nee
Judy Davis:
You are crazy! I think you maybe normal only after death. Getting into that is worth ten t
, I grew up in a home where we were not given the chance to steal even a cube of sugar an
At home he arranged for a rich and a five time handsome guy than him to woe Zenkinclor
Wezel was invited for the national poetry conference, which was build five weeks ahead ,

Zenkinclora
E-mail
Dear Thorny Devil,
Your sudden departure never created a depression in my life as you wish. By me I got
All what is making news around Flynn Errol and I is full of prudishness and bedizen. You
You are such a Tuatara.
NB It is a must for all the girls and ladies of the world to pick up courage as the female
Yours fake lover
Sent

Renter W H Prescott and Gunter Grass


W H Prescott:
These kids have been gone for long.

Gunter Grass:
It maybe he will bring home some thing greater than what he brought last time, be patient!
Wenzelnepomuk:
No man can challenge the prodigality of Shakespeare!
Gunter Grass:
You maybe right kid. What did you got for me today? I haven’t gone a way because I was wa
Wenzelnpomuk:
Here is what I had for you, we play too much and I don’t know how I can get rid of playi
Gunter Grass:
Go and gather a rest, you will have a handsome prize for the title of your poem which is
How to become a great man?
I need to read wildly the biography of great men and women.
I need to think nicely and inventively in almost all the time in life.
I need to find a short cut to unhurt those I meet every moment.
I need to be humble; I need to be associative with wise figures.
I need to be honest. I need to work so hard to throw more light
on existing ideas which can positive the world. I need to bring in
Something which is totally new and swiftly accepted to the society.
If you don’t give way to wide wisdom you will hardly become a
great man. I need to duck twaddle and trivial thoughts out of my
way. If I jilt at positive advice I will never, never hid the highest
point.

I will never be baffle by the fear of man. I must pour out an


intellectual asset before youthfulness rinse a way. The failure to
become extravagant in life is the beginning of great industriousness.
When the youths of a nation is slow or lazy in price buying thoughts
their nation will at mental civil war.
You don’t suppose to wait for a fortune before you start up something,
the little you have can called for more if you are precocious. Before I
lie still my legacy must have move libraries. When the anus of a dog is
aching he does not have a choice outside using his mouth to scratch it.
The greatness and power of a man lies on his amazing capacity of thinking
objectively. An irresponsible parent is one who is glad to outlive his kids.
The fact that birds flies so deep into the sky does not mean that the lion
can’t din on them.
A dog become deliberately envious when a mouser glide up a tree ahead
of him. If they elites are scorning at retirement youths will only have an
un-clumsy chance after their death and that may be too late for youths to
take one more brilliant leap for mankind.
Mentoring your kid on how build a blockbuster is a great solvency but to
grab tremendous success in research full filial connection must wait. It is not
compulsory to make a useless trip on earth. To become a great man you
can as well become a great fool! Wash out.

My friend you got what you kid is write! He is a free-verse maker, this quite it, Wenzelnep
Wenzelnepomuk:
Thank you sir, I promise I will become a longheaded lad in the nearest future through this
W H Prescott:
From now henceforth take it a hobbit of writing at least one poem a day, in 366 days, for
Wenzelnepomuk:
Dad promise you are going to take me through my swimming lesions ever though I am not takin

W H Prescott:
I hope he is quite gone? I have peer well. I forgot to pour out something to you; his mom
Gunter Grass:
At this level you got a point, if he comes out with his draft on poetry and he is promulgat
Enter Gorge Santayana and Henry W Longfellow
Wenzelnepomuk:
Good morning dad. The weather is resplendent today. I wish to be sedulous with my life tha

His dad died in a swimming pool while mentoring him on his swimming lesion, and Weze
Wezelnepomuk several trips sponsor by his money got from poetry, which end up as
On the said day; he boarded a night train with his friend H. Longfellow after a long
The chaps taking care of the memorial put to him a lot then, said it is the spot w
They security guard took particular interest in Wezel, most especially his love for
Wenzel altitude, it is quite difficult to be finding in the youths now days. Said the

Farewell my president.
Glad to go in, glad to go out. If it was your dad’s
appendage I will never bye farewell to you .
It is wise to relinquish power with a lot of hullabaloos
with a short term in office than to be kid out by
huff and bellona , it is meekness grappling to hang up in power
when time is
against it .Abdication is
better than affability .When the huddle is against never close the door against
the blushes on their faces.
Tell yourself it is time to go out, for staying long in power instead speed up
pandemonium or Gahanna
, even in a nation which is super bless with peace. Celestial bliss will stalk at
your entire career and life
when a hero scorn at hanging in power for close to a decade . Just a short stay
in power will bring Val hall
and defabble throughout the nation. Those that don’t wish to use power to build
the self interest
never scorn at farewell day or retirement .It so shameful for e hero of your
calibrate, for guns sounds
to be used for the sending of farewell messages to you. If you are ready to say
farewell to your self
before time you will never dream to go on exile . A sign of presidential maturit
is wheeling out of
power life a lady leaping out of the alter with wedded bliss. It is cynical for h
who yearn to hang
in power for long. He or she that have given (rendered) much to his or her nation
never the coming than end of his term of office .

Blundering youths.

When the older generation spends their time squeezing (squelching) peelings
of oranges in the eyes of the youths ,they feels ,they are evocating .
The youths who finds it joyous not to expatriate the excremental
altitudes of the adults is rending the future exiguous.
Youths who can’t excoriate worthlessness from their minds, without?
frontier are execrably the youths who are exhilarated or invigorated
by expendable leaders , will soon find themselves exurbia to the society
they will soon be call to lead.
If a blundering youth does not put on an extragalactic-lens he will never
outstrip silliness for crimelessness .Youths who are great convince
that alcoholises, drugging and high crime wave are a subway to a gorgeous
future will finds their hearts beating inside a sac of scorpions .
Blundering youths always find it scruffy doing the right things. It is not
because you were born in an acute triangle than you got to be kleptomania
with States and others properties .
Blundering youths instead push scrimmage of success beyond life.
A sculptress’s youth has got no time to mess around. A blundering youth is
always a scum at the end .More scurrilous blundering youths become
scurry only when time is against them , whereas they spent the energetic
years scuttling at the future instead of being Seabees.
Youths are only exonerated when they start fencing for themselves
exclusively .The promptness of youths lies on the judicial
use of the youthful talents. A youth without youthful brilliantness
will be forlorn.
As he finish reading his poems the whole passengers on board have contributed mone
(At the Kakadu national park (9611m)
About ten Bushmasters got into their lorry when it was packed inside the park and
The judge confirms that is his sentence. A Wiseman from the audience asked, what act
The case is adjoin for a month and you are bound to bring to this court a new wife or yo
Karijini National Park
At the park the panthers break out of their pens and knock to death 25 buffalos, it
The all accepted, to give in more days suffering and gaining of experiences. In a w

Visit Mt Bartle Frere Queen land.


Wezel was so interested in a competition of marathon which was organised by the s
Wezel entered into a bet with her after all her plans to disrupt the race failed t
Wezel told another friend but I need to take this challenge, forgetting that he is on
The race started with Wezel being among the first from the bottom , he mass his f
When hedid all what he was after ,he too on his heels again them become the first on

[ National park. of Lamington,Crottes de Naracoote SE ,Crique de Twilight cove ,Mine d c


Sturt desert,
He met EMU ,
Poets conference in Perth and Brisbane
He when to Melbourne 2ed town
National gallery of Victoria
Parliament Canberra
Trans rail road Hunter Valley
Poultry sheep farming of New Gales in the south
Diamond mines Kimberley ) the above section will be developed by James Cameron
Leisure trip to the Uluru or Ayers rocks
You need to go through Murray River by a boat or by trans-Australian rail way
He got a young Koala on the way but the Kangaroos were making false news
An attack by a Frilled lizard] the more I try to write the above the more I got confuse.
He meets the aborigines and help them destroyed the dreary drugs which was destiny
He got to the North at the Perth and swam through the Swan with a crocodiles chas

He settles shortly in Adelaide in Flinders Street


He moves to hunter Valley. He was wrong at first to most have look for work that pay
He got a devastated job. He got an odd job at Kimberley diamond mine but the end of
At Turangawae marae gate. He got to the university of Sydney make extremely good fri
Traffic jam with sheep (501M) head Umursite
He work extra hours with vignoble Hasting farm of Hawke Bay
Why he climbed the national part of Fiord land and fell in love with the hydrological rel
The Manfields leaved in the meridionole plain. His money that he was saving in New
In New Zealand while working with bovid farmers, Wenzelnepomuk brought in an idea that wil
years in the farm as youth service before he ever dream of having a job which will pay him
money worth a peasant smile, just for the fact that he refuse going to school and dropped o
at 12 in grate 7, this wasn’t because the lad wasn’t super intelligent , it was because th
Mentors and students were late with academy prowess; he had taking a lot of time reading
from what all the libraries could give him.
While in the library downtown Canberra which
was introduce to him by Gunter Grass. He had read widely about the stuff in the wild. So
New Zealand farmers were facing the problems of consanguinity. The long gestation of the
bovid. They complain that their bovid carried bones two times the weight of meat, which hav
a high commercial zest. Farmers were rearing on a total lost! Subvention couldn’t help.
Talking about the deathly diseases which plated the bovid was another huge sadness
the cattle keepers. Cattle medics have tried to accompany the long nightmare behind the
long gestation, by introducing a system that will enable the bovid to carry at list four
calves in their wombs but this system often lead to premature fallowing. At six months o
and the death of calves through this method was a tower higher than the nature single sys
but it is still economically favourable, When he read about Elands some time ago. The fac
that this giants carry weight two blocks heavier than that of a well domestic cow became a
obsession to him. Wezelnepomuk came across a phase that the Elands are excellent
browsers. That was when he got to understood the phase used by a man on the street of his
hometown that all men are love-browsers.
One shinning day when he was on the farm in New Zealand. He was very tired lack of f
There was an accident in the ranch which almost gets rid of his life. A lactating cow was
A sudden idea came to him, this was to adopt the calf with one of the lactating co
This farmer was like the Giant Armadillo but his dressing always makes him to look
While he was doing that the master assigned his wife for a duty outside his ranch, be
His master was leaning on the wall and his thump was stung by a scorpion, and the e
From this day Wezelnepomuk thought day and night about the Ecological ways of throwin
They order 10000 cats to get rid of them each year, so if the master sees you with it
He work later with cattle medics to have the multiplication over but this wasn t
Wezel was preparing to escape from the ranch because of the death of the four cows
Wezel started developing instance feeling for her; this time around he told Katheri
Wezel told his master that the Elands calves could worth two times more than a full
The Elands got weight of a tone in the wild and when domesticated on semi intensi
them is a completely easy affaire , as your medics to get the Egyptian Vultures then plan
I am so sorry to have planned evil against you son, could you hold me chest to
But he concluded that a scorpion frigid and easier to kill a cockroach and hold
This lad had make life in the ranch and the Manfields filmily a peaceful
Their wedding was planned in the spring of the following year depending on t

this time around it was not the Canberra smile that flow through his face but a huge Austr
This sounded as an un-foolish surprise to the pride of a drowning girl! , Sin
Kathy touch him and he responded quickly as if he wasn’t sleeping, honey! H
Wezelnepomuk read an email from Zenkinclora and was very happy his plan has work
When told him the are landing soon, I make him feel like owning the Bankassi peninsula
You make be better than me in the US! Then she thought for a while that she m
I was also a small criminal! Said Wezel, so while in the ranch you have
I must be a naval cadet , even if it will cause my life, I must become the be
He also started working with the poultry farmers and help them roll out hens eggs from
He ran away from Katherine Manfield
Enter Tellafera and Gattapercha
Tellafera :
I know how you feel.Since you became interested in going out with me and even end up weddi
Gattapercha:
Before I ever make up my mind to asked you out, it has always been a full grown marriage, b
Tellafera:
How did you know that I was about to say something, I hope my wedding dress will be nice li
Gattapercha:
The rhyming of you lips indicates to me much is on my way from you, correct me if I am wron
Tellafera:
Guy, the way you are sounding. I won’t be able to trace a half fault of yours for the next
Gattapercha :
It will be greener than the Green Jay but I don’t want you to be too noisy about it like t
Tellafera:
We are compatible like…We are beautifying like… I hope we will observe our courtship like
Gattapercha:
Will you mind if we gush to the neighbourhood supermarket? And pick up stuff for our self a
Tellafera :
You are there with me? Not with a beach that you got to pay good tax leaping through, it is
Gattapercha :
I have forgotten to tell you about my life. I am a high school dropped out, my parents don
Tellafera:
If you don’t answer this question, it will answer it self. I just remember how you talked t
Gattapercha:
I will not really insist too much again but the Scarlet Tanager is better than nothing for
I know most of them have been struggling through months to own what I got from you withi
Tellafera:
Why?
Gattapercha:
It is because you never treated me like a rattle snake, told I love you and you were trying
Tellafera:
Boy did you know you have knocked me up! I was not in my safest time for you to go into me
Gattapercha:
Why do wish to have my shirt torn? (I was born with grown up spores. since self pollination
Tellafera:
Bye…. Byeeenooooh I have got what I want, I hope we will never see again, it will be my jo
Gattapercha:
Life will be alright! We don’t need to become the richest fellows on the face of the world
In the family of Tallafera
Enter R N Nancy , Baratorio , Gamamumuh, Tellefera and Marry P Warren
R.N Nancy:
Where have you been my daughter? We have been searching for you throughout the town , I cou
Tallafera:
The pacer is from where dad?
R.N Nancy:
It is from Uncle R.E Lee, can you make him out? He lastly came here when you were ten and s
Tallafera:
Thank you dad, I hope mom have been aware of the fact that I am cognizant girl,
I will love to ask you something dad.
R N Nancy:
Go ahead my daughter, what is your finding about? I need to be a good dad, I need to have
Tellafera:
Why are Americans so cognating? I have been watching a couple of things on the TV that ac
Mary P Warren:
I knew you must have been roaming around with one of that capon down town; those are the gr
Tellafera:
Please mom if I got to loose Gattapercha I will remain lonesome throughout my life! I will
Mary Warren P:
Lubricious-ness is not a measuring rod for marry my daughter! You are just imposing neuro
Tellafera:
Mom what does all this poetic thoughts got to do with tasseling a guy at the leg of matrim
R N Nancy :
Tellafera, we want you to grow up being a very good girl! You have not reach the age of see
Tellafera :
Dad I thought you love me!
R N Nnancy:
I do my daughter!
Tellafera:
Then what is all this for? You have become totally against me more than mom! It seem you a
Marry P Warren :
She is a may apple! You must get to the navy to fill your G-mom wishes!
She pleaded that all her pension should be use up to see that you replace her in this trad
Tellafera:
Mom I can’t take to the navy! Why there is still on going keelhaul, that is too much for a
R N Nancy:
I totally don’t see with your -mom that you should take to the navy whereas your brother Ba
Baratario:
Dad good day, how are you? my day wasn’t too excellent but I manage to do what I can and w
R N Nancy:
Your sister have gone to ease her self she will be back soon, I wish to chart with you afte
Barathario:
The person is still ringing again.
R N Nancy:
Just knock the toilet, then hand the phone to her then come back to me, no you have to obs
Barathario:
Where are you Tellafera? Here is a guy ringing on you, it may be a tragedy on you if you lo
Tellafera:
I am rounding up please, okay the door is semi open, slip it through the side , then I wil
Barathario:
Have you got the phone? Don’t flush it in the toilet, how is it sounding noising with a ne
Tellafera:
He won’t mind, please Barathos we will talk much after. He is paying for that line, so let
Barathorio :
You can only say that because a kiss was discovered by a girl, the only eminent thing a wo
Gattapercha:
Quite find, but my parents are just gunning me around about our affair. I am not calling o
Tellafera:
Have you drunk opium? See! Just stop teasing me, just stop crowning, please just stop jok
Gattapercha:
I want you to waste calories wish could be use in fattening my cub in making un-resourceful
Tellafera:
My mom is still riddling my mind. I don’t know what I will do in the world to convince her.
Gattapercha:
You do not have an uncle who is a tender-boat of your family, if the exist one then get
Tellafera:
Since we separated you are only calling now, so you think you can do what you haven’t done
Gattapercha:
Look girl, it has always been a rule in my life to show un-quenching concern to girls that
Tellafera:
What rule? That makes you to reward me with worthlessness! I never knew you are such a laz
Gattapercha :
Let me talk. What is wrong with you? Have you eating dog’s cookies? It has always being
Tellefera:
Are you in their mind? Go ahead. I will cover the bills but I expected you to say; our love
Gattapercha:
He stop her then tell her, he admired her and which to be fond of her, this was cheap witho
Tellafera:
If you were in her position, you will have turned it down? I don’t think there s somebody
Gattapercha,
If I say yes I will have turn it down, it charge another conversation, I may end up not tel
Tellafera:
It maybe she knew that boys are always t
Gattapercha:
She was mischievously cheaper but unacceptable in all her capacity to be a
material-winner, instead of a guy winner then this is not the first or the last she is goin
Tellafera:
You got to learnt to tell me stories which lift up the women too, thank you, prepare that
Gattapercha:
I got it, the breaking news this way is that shoplifters break into the home of a night wat
Tellafera:
We have been talking for long, I just received a letter from my uncle R E Lee telling on me
Gattapercha:
Don’t worried got an arch-friend in the wireless company who will rinse it away , when I ex
Baratorio: Tellafera, where are you?
Tellafera
Don’t come in I am almost naked! Please wait, I am out of it soon, what exist you that muc
Enter Baratorio
Baratorio:
A smart ring have just indicated to dad and I that you‘ll soon be a navy! The sky blue navy
Tellafera:
Come in and stop making loud, you are my best friend and never an archfiend, but I am car
Navy thing G-mom will not be happy with me where ever she is, the navy never admits knock u
Baratario :
But your admit ion letter compare you to either joint the US of the UK navy and the UK are
Tellafera:
Being a navy in UK will not give me much credit back home, I am not just dreaming to become
Baratario :
But we have got formal presidents, a bunch of there them have study from outlandish univer
Tellafera:
But navy is defence! And defence means the might of a nation! The political lords of this
Baratario:
I have an idea, but the president of Colorado navy academy is our uncle, he is going to cov
Tellafera:
Please just stop that joke! You mean my kid became the best of career I am well pushed to t
Baratartio:
I got an idea but I dish out that idea, you must do me this little punishment, run round th
Tellafera:
I have always worn you to stop teasing me when it comes to problems of quick witted! But y
Baratario :
She is called L M Alcott, she is quite promising on the medical-table, she is going to help
Tellafera:
What were you doing in the swimming pool? I can’t call you Ngamamumuh because I know you h
Ngamamumuh:
I have almost start to love the name because mom told me some thing close to the exact mean
Tellafera:
Please tell me junior one, you know you are my best looking girl, I will do your hairs for
Ngamamumuh:
Tell me?

Tellafera:
It is not my place to tell the history you don’t now! You mentor will put you through if he
Ngamamumuh:
Dad is back from town , I over heard him talking with a friend from the drive way about yo
Baratario:
What are you guys doing out there? Mom and dad need you Tellafera! Come very fast your adm

In the living room


R N Nancy:
you not need to study gerontology before you I ma no longer a young man , your worries
Baratario:
It is stipulated in the prospectus that the academy will pay for the internal transportati
Marry P Warren:
You don’t know your geography very well ?I hope you suppose to hove back to grade 5, well m
Baratario:
I hope you are going to be the geyser of the family, your mastiff will miss you ,I will mak
Tellafera:
I not heard what Baratario was saying?
Baratario:
Am I speaking in Hindustani?! Women are insatiable and men inscrutable!
Tellafera:
No you speaking in Kickapoo !
R N Nancy:
Why are you insipidating around Baratario? I know this is time you will lonely of love but
Baratario:
But dad will you please tell me if that is not an English ward? I have heard when one of m
R N Nancy :
Let me finish with you sister , oh but she can still as well learn, you know in the of to
Baratario :
You will pick up a train to hit San Benadino , then get a ship through Sargasso sea, she
Mary P Warren:
Why are you askancing your kid brother? the is this asparagus that you love eating, I love
Tellafea:
How do the handle the state of bedazzle? I will also love to improve on bob Bazooka and I w
(Wenzelnepomuk changed his name to Gattapercha when he met Terafera in US as see about for

Mentors meeting in navy college in Coronado


Enter R E Lee, U S Grant, Mark Twain, Thomas Jeff and Edna V Millay

R E Lee:
School is soon resuming , we need to beck a meeting of all Colorado elites including the vi
U.S grant:
This is probably my first time in life to be a kinescope to the military world, I will do m

Mark Twain;
I deposited my application for the teaching of limnology, and itchy logy but what I am see
Thomas Jeff:
We got to do all our might to woe military geniuses around the globe to school in the US ,
R E Lee:
This is not a forum for tatting this nation, it is base on planification of service, misu
When terror get rid of the joy of being human then the most advance state of modernism we
Thomas Jeff:
The more men cast God out of their endeavours the more scoundrelitic States we build. I kno
Edna V.Millay
I will talk about Jeff point of view later, what will interest me in this institution will
she must desire to extinguish poverty in the same ways she desire oil! Her Slam envious
R E Lee
A coward will never force to thoughtful men his wrong-ways no matter the tremendous might
Thomas Jeff:
I have an idea, any girl who wishes to pursue a career in the military must under go maste
Edna V Millary :
It is lugubrious to heard that from you Jeff I thought if the are going to elect the li
R E Lee:
I have understood how you’re animadverting and ever nerve in me will join you in your cause
Thomas Jeff:
Okay to compensate what I have just said, I am on the opinion that congress should promote
Edna V Mallory:
What idea? What idea again?
Thomas Jeff:
Edna be a good listener, I know yo
Edna V millary:
Okay go ahead.
Thames Jeff:
Girls and women should be giving the chance to brain, initiate, and ask boys out (even for
Mark Twain:
First and famous the exist no constitution in the world which prohibit that girls and women
Edna V Milliy:
Most men don’t accept women coming up to them and asking their hand in love or marry! The w
Thomas Jeff:
I am saying this because my childhood was in troubled concerning that , I could not mask
Edna V millary
Jeff must improve on his dentifrice towards women, look Lee women are extremely exquisite
Mark Twain :
I understand how you feel bad, I do fell badly, twice more than you concerning Jeff‘s doubl
Thomas Jeff:
This is probably the worse conference ever hosted in the history of the world, we have spe
R E Lee:
Who will be the emissary? If president Buchouna ask me to select some body who may become
Scene iii
At the home of R E LEE
Enter Guyana, Funny Farmer and Pagonini
Guyana:
Mom and Dad have poured away for too long? What is happening with him? I can’t support run
Funny Farmer:
My husband is quite man enough, you know what my daughter? Your dad loves you but his job
Guyana :
I think that will take about a week off my school time, for you to grab me up with this un
Funny Farmer:
Look my daughter; if a girl or a woman escaped submissiveness her sternum will never harbo
Guyana:
Moms please, stop that! Your second thought I won’t buy even if it is worth less than salt
Funny Farmer:
You seem to know more than me! That is great my daughter, Africans girls don’t know
What is love at first sight, they are always ready to throw that out if it can’t materiali
Guyana:
Thank you mom for your wise words, I hope this will keep on, it not given to any body, wil
Funny Farmer:
I won’t mind my baby, go on ,it is a role in my duty as a mother that I will always gi
Guyana:
Mom you are quite inspiring, I will like you to become a member of US think tank! And even
Funny Farmer:
Women and girl life is govern by customs and taboos, with dense traditional restriction t
Guyana:
Men are so powerfully build, I use to think that it was suppose to be men that are pregnan
Funny Farmer:
What will women do with their time if it was only men that were supposed to be knock-up?!
Pagonini :
Mom I am so sorry for forcing for long, you know how boys are , I when up to do the soccer
Bird foot delta on her face? All nerves in girls have eruptic hatred that is why emotion f
Guyana :
Mama what are we eating tonight? I will love to eat roosted American Bison with codacath
Pagonini:
I pray he should father your kids one day! Then you will learn never to scorn at a man!I kn
Funny Farmer:
Pagonini, knows the fishes more the fish-stalkers, but you got traces to shoes your dad pro
More or like the Wandering Albatross! I love the way you talk my son, it seem as if you sta
Guyana:
Mom I am quite thirsty of my dad, I will not too mind of what Pagonini is after, but I bel
A regretful kid hood no matter how stupid things will be against us, providence
Never bundle any body with bondages but when you seek for it relentlessly you grabbed
It for life! I hope with this we can luggage our mess!
Pagonini :
I wish to stop standing on your way! I will walk out of your way now , I know it is too muc
Guyana:
One of my friend was asking of you the other when I and mom stroll to the small market! Sh
Pagonini:
Is she pregnant for me?! I hope you friend should bother so much in riding along with you
Where she grew up there were no handsome boys, if not why she trebling over thrash cans!
Guyana:
Pagoanini be a man enough,! I don’t love the way you wrangle over things you see precl
Pagonini: some can’t be of a washy interest to me and pretend at the hard of darkness that
Gugana:
I am leery that loving my friend and not wishing to let the mask drop and you are leaping
Pagonini:
If that could mistakenly happen then she is going to be my llama of marriage, by the way I
Guyana:
Thank you , oh I am quite a wheel-dealer , I will never want to see my brother mind a sand
Pagonini:
What is all this poetic meter and licence all about? Who is going to keep you own image up
Guyana:
Dad told me he had a friend whose external dentition was like that of the Walrus! But yet h
Pagonini:
How did you know? Mom is not picking up dad for the first time or for the last time! I be
Guyana:
I am a lady , I know women more than you, you can’t relate any thing substantial to me me
Pagonini:
You have won tonight clap for your self that is the most cleaver thing a woman have ever t
Funny Farmer:
Is my husband back?!
Pagonini:
Mom you pick up a nice hair do , that is priceless or peerless, I think dad got to put up
Funny Farmer:
I am going to set my lunch without you dad, the house help did some great
Leap in nuking the food lab, next time I will do my hairs like that of a Royal Flycatcher,
Pagonini:
I told you that she will not hug us; she will not ask how we have been fairing in
Her absence, next time will only tell her the hair do look like that of the Amazonian umbr
Guyana:
What do you have to loose? Or else I will te
Pagonini:
All my food in this house for two weeks and I will be feeding on grasshoppers!
Guyana:
I was teasing you, I love you very much because you quick to
recognise your faults! You will make a nice husband, if you keep
on that way, your friends may change you but you don’t have
the character that accepts rubbish. Don’t be like the Pale
Kangaroo mouse, promise you will never put a line on your head
like that of crested Rat, it was look of the 50s.
Funny farmer:
Dad have call to in front me that he is calling in with some important figures, we need to
Guyana:
Mama I promise I will not ejects a nauseating situation like a Zorilla , when you are empo
Pagonini we have to be very fast in doing what ever we go to do, then try to clean the hous
Guyana:
My friend doesn’t let the life like the Burtons snake-lizard. And are you sure your wife to
Pagonini :
I sailing to the library down town, then I can be luck to pop out a nice girl! Most girls
Guyana:
Thank you boy for being just that kind to me, I got to go for surprises for you when next y
Funny Farmer:
Where is it my daughter?
Guyana:
Thank you mom for that little nice smile! It quite bright like an oriole mum , I have not
Funny Farmer:
You are so great my daughter! It had always been a dream for me you hatch an open daughter
A steal of time in a life of a girl but you will get to know this invaluable-thief very we

Guyana:
Mama I am not breaking your tongue but I just which to inquire from you, what are the pos
Funny Farmer:
I will the type of compatibilities and your mentors will throw more light on it, you got i
Guyana:
Almost, thank you mom, you can conti
Fanny Farmer:
You surely interrupted when I was about to end the phase if you got to win no brute mus

Guyana:
Moms tell me all the love stories you have ever witness oh no, heard or learned? I mindful
Walk To the little esplanade near the back pouch? , so that when Pagonini is around it wil
Funny Farmer:
I know you don’t want to have weak or poor blighted limbs in life and towards love like tho

Guyana:
Mama please your last sentence is a fish story, will you mind stopping it? I know critique
Funny Farmer:
Somebody once said that in the 1st century all of US defence might be able to not kill a c
(He changed his name from Gattapercha to become Pagonini (as seen above) a boy who was once
Four months in the navy college after the death of his dad E R Lee , that was when the
, His first assignment with the US navy cadet was to save soul in the ship called
The CONSTITUTION which went wrecking and the rescue team which is sent to increase the
Enter F . L.Wright, H .Aiken, W .V Boraun, H.Oberth, N.Bowddich , M.C Escher and Elisha Ot
At the Hudson River
Wife: Honey, have you taken your medications, I hope you got to pause at the hospital to ch
F.L Wright : the Dr said two days ago through an e-mail that I will not outlived the surger
Wife: Where are you going that you are dressing on only on the dinning table? That is quit
F.L Wright: My friend C. Babbage and others need to rail on a facts finding mention on the
Wife: I had a hard day. i am so sorry too but I can’t remembered hearing something as such

Second assignment is with the Charleston naval base


third assignment at the Yukon icebergs including the national ice reserve centre , ice vil

Their Oceanography trip took off two ships by name American jacana and sea cliff (DSV4/ US
Enter Weze , T. William H. Longfellow, C Rosatile , compwellkin and D .Croneburgh
Longfelow
The names of those who are going study in Chanteir Naval de Saint Nazaire is on the noti
Wezel
Oh you got C .Rosatle ,N.Gordimer, W. Tennessee ,K Campbell , M. Atwood, D.Croneburgh and
Longfellow
It is not the certificate that matters too much, if the job market is there, you have not b
Wezel
Is it through us that the US is going to pay back what the French government did to them du
When the got to Paris they sole all the turtles and make enough money to pay their expenses
The stay in d’ hotel de elegants beach and visit la croistte , cannes
InSaint Nazaire the had caruses in French as marinetime transport, shipbuilding he work har
He discovered his poems being used in all French academy institutions but a sum was alloca
The us naval department send some official to see what the were doing,
He when to Mont Blanc
The money got from his poems help him and other French navies to make visited to Chantier n
Observatory centre in pic chimidi
His assignments in French
Included Sognefjorden aquaduct Toranaki Norway
He Got to Plymouth
Port marchand de Torente Litoral d’Etretat
Le havre Seine-maritime
Fecoup houte-Normandic
Concarneau Finistere
Port Camargue
Portland US Graves portland building
Port de Rotterdam
Ostende Belgique
NUCLEAR CENTRE Anga 1 Brezil
Boule
Pont de I’lle de Normandie
Tahiti
TUNNEL sour lamache

The crew are back home


Take place at the Wright Guggenheim Museum in New York, Batta museum and along the TVA rang
Enter wenzelnepomuk, and David Letterman
David Letterman:
Thank you for visiting me my friend , are you still very kind as back in those day seat dow

Wenzelnepomuk:
So you have not forget those good old stories?I had been studying her for so long, not one
David letterman:
For philanthropic works?!
Wenzelnepomuk:
You make me laugh my friend, when we were poor like old rats, then wheel through the long
David Letterman:
I hope you were not near envy, if that got to be the case!
Wenzelnepomuk :
Said a few more things in the language I couldn’t tell, then come on to me, let go on as if
David Letterman
Did she answer well?
Wenzelnepomuk ,
I letter on discovered that the speed breaks which lies opposite to each other were there
David Letterman:
What did you do next?
Wenzelnepomuk:
I asked her names she lies to me instantly! That she was called Judith whereas she is call
David Letterman:
Where you existed?
Wenzelnepomuk:
I was, I knew her love language more than her , which material love, if I needed to get h
Girls ride! I went easing myself in the field toilet and side it I read all kinds of love
David Letterman
Could you not do some thing very positive of her? You were a slack boy? And you are increas
Wenzelnepomuk:
I must hide the pinnacle of this story! no matter how wasteful your insult strive me, if y
Airtime will never get to her until she flung home! I reverse my bike heading home, beep hi
It was not easy for me to bring my mind to that of Henry V at Agincourt, is this girl and t
David Letterman
If I was you, I will spell him, times are relying hard! I used to received loose airtime fr

Wenzelnepomuk
When I met Judith four days late , I pumped into her palms fifty US dollars , she was on h
At US think tank congress but end up in George Bu
Enter , C. Marlowe , Ben Franklin C. Lindbergh ,Daniel Defoe , R. Wright , P. Wheley, Ben
Ben Franklin:
This is the not the first time to have congress which have much to do with the political an
Eminent best! If the United nation is not deeply involve in the running of internal affairs

Ben Carson :
This is not a forum to denigrate the efforts of US men and women in leading history, the is
Who take alcohol guzzle never make a good family, it does too much see America if lazy nat
Christopher Marlowe :
The is your thoughts so dark like the dorsal side of Guillemot! If the lips of women were

Jonathan Swift:
Such a think tank is like an Almonel tree to the whole world , the nuts from it got t
Charles Lindbergh:
I am dwelling tonight on the un-redoubtable effort of US think tank to meet her pre-exis
To the above, the world today belongs to those are creative or productive, I love and lik
John Burgoyne :
The association of all US states is a hundred time nicer, purer, and illuminating peace mi
Pastor C. Dwain :
This disintegration of this industries will make the world industrial plane look like the
Nations have make the world industrial-evangelisms look like the Thorny Devils to fragile n
It is true that if a Pirorucu never get to the ocean he will never found his limit ,don’t b
Francis Scott Key:
This is where I will step in, I have been mouth silk for long, let me break the hibernating
Condition, I know that a stone will not certainly change into a diamond whereas it was dest
Even thought the Genets still find it difficult to hid the middle of the ocean but I the
Benjamin Banneker:
I will lecturing tonight on no subject, all I had prepared had been spoken without leaving
Jeff Davis : Banneker , nobody have been elected the a time keeper here!, all what I know i
Break time
Jeff Davis:
Could you prove that folks do not sleep too much in Africa? Could you prove that Africans
Christopher Kisebo:
Leaders in Africa have given Africa more of a junk and render it rudimentary more than the
Jonathan Swift :
It seem as if some African leaders do the right thing the will start facing hell why a life
, they find it a tremendous pleasure of seeking the favour of cynicism than learning a huge
power will never become sugar if you grab it for donkey years, it will speedily become bi
We need an endocrine spirit in doing so many extraordinary things and not rely counting on
Benjamin Banneker :
I am popularly known as Ben Ben, but this is not a common noun! I am here tonight to throw
Charles Lindbergh:
I am not a celestial expert but I have a question for you young curious mind, we all know
Benjamin Banneker :
This is not something which is going to look like the mere liberty-status in New York City
Benjamin Franklin:
I hope you will not end here? BEN BEN the genius!

Benjamin Banneker:
Thank you, on my way to this think tank, I saw the road construction workers spending huge
Daniel Defoe:
In what way? His eminency!

Benjamin Banneker;
Some air trappers could be rooted on the both side of the truck front just between the end

Pagonini:
Good day ladies and smart-men! I
know I wasn’t given the chance to be here with you, I steal my way because of curiosity an

P. Whaley:
The day US will simile totally , that is when the whole world will practise genuine d
at the end
wezel award 99 percent of his money for humanitarian services , especially the rehabilita
( he become the general director of world bank and his candidature was overwhelmingly suppo

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