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About three months after my book Penguins, Pain and the Whole
Shebang came out, Writer’s Digest magazine contacted me for an
interview. By way of planning for a special “Spirituality” issue of the
magazine, they had asked their readers to recommend a book on the
topic. A lot of people apparently named Penguins, and that’s why they
contacted me.
A: Well, it’s humongously funny, for one. (Um … is there any way to
make something seem less funny than to say it’s funny? Is there any
word in the English language more boring than “humorist”?) And the
book’s also really quite dramatically short. And (save for the
afterword) all of its text, from the cover flap copy to the dedication
and on, is written in the voice of God. And it very directly and very
succinctly addresses the eight or nine reasons non-Christians typically
give for why they’d rather have a thistle jammed up their nose than
even consider becoming Christian. So: short; funny; voice of God;
rationally and completely answers the huge, primary objections to
Christianity. That’s the book.
Q: Sound interesting!
Q: What are your writing habits, and where do your ideas come from?
A: Sadly, the only “habit” I have is avoiding work. Unless I really have
work—like, say, a deadline. Then I work like a mule team. Basically,
my day goes about like this: Wake up around 4 a.m. Swear to stop
drinking coffee so I can get more sleep. Turn on computer. Make
coffee. Be grateful wife is such a sound sleeper, since I’m crashing
around in kitchen like Frankenstein on Vicodin. Sit at computer. Be
bummed that I have no e-mails. Sip coffee. Check to see how
Penguins is doing on Amazon. Feel either elated or suicidal. Poke
around online version of New York Times online. Feel “Can Write Now”
part of brain kick in. Open whatever document I’m currently working
on. Write until wife wakes up at six. Be loving, happy couple until she
leaves for work. Slump into loneliness. Try to work some more. Fail.
Take nap. As to where my ideas come from—where do anyone’s ideas
come from? You go through life; you process and collect; you sense
gaps; something suddenly defines and fills one of those gaps—and
bang, there’s your idea. Then you’ve got something new on your
hands. If you’re a writer, then the question is whether or not that idea
is new generally, or just to you? If you see it’s a new idea, period,
then you just had yourself one good day.
A: To cut out the middleman. There are a zillion books out there by
people talking about God; I just couldn’t write another one. For a
period of nearly five hundred years that ended only recently,
Christians universally considered Thomas a Kempis’s The Imitation of
Christ to be the great companion to the Bible: No Christian was
without it. The last two-thirds of that book consist of words put into
the mouth of Jesus by Mr. Kempis. So I figured, what the heck: time
for an update. Also, it was not a little unsettling, after the freakish
conversion experience I talk about in the afterword of Penguins, to be
stuck being the very kind of person—a Christian—that before then I’d
always held in such disdain. And I very much, then, needed some way
to show the non-Christians in my own life that, in converting, not only
had I not lost my mind, but that Christianity is, if nothing else
(surprise!) supremely rational. And I figured, why not let them hear it
right from the source? Basically, I wrote the book that I wish someone
had given me during all the years before God finally zinged me in a
supply closet at my job.
A: Well, I’ve found that the best way is to actually be funny. Har. No,
but you know what I mean: obviously, you’ve first got to have a joke,
or a funny way of saying something. After that, it’s all about the
timing. You miss one beat—you draw out or clip a phrase by one
heartbeat too long or short either way—and you just dropped that ball.
Humor is timing—just like all of writing is timing. Life is timing.
A: To tell you the truth, I’m almost freaked out by how well it’s been
received. It’s just been … phenomenal. And unless you live near an
Episcopal bookstore that happened to order the book in, you can’t
even buy the book except through online stores like Amazon or Barnes
and Noble. There’s no question but that word-of-mouth is the primary
means by which anyone has heard about the book at all. And
apparently people are talking about it, because, little by little, it
continues to sell. Which is great, of course. Mostly, though, what I
care about, and what about all this has most affected me, are the
stories that reach me of people’s lives being genuinely changed by the
Penguins. It’s such an impossible thing to even say. Every day, I can’t
believe it. I very recently heard from a guy who read the book, and
the following Sunday went to church and took his first communion
ever. I got a note from a woman who told me that after bitterly
turning her back on the faith for seven years, the book moved her to
turn around, and again embrace it. A woman who works with my wife
cried and told her that even though she’d been a Christian for forty-
two years, Penguins gave her the first clear understanding she’d ever
had of the Holy Spirit. I’ve actually, now, lost track of all those sorts of
stories: impossibly enough, there’s that many of them. It’s beyond
fathoming. I just this morning got a letter from a woman saying that a
friend had given her a copy of the book; after reading it, she wanted
to order ten copies to give to each of her grandchildren for Christmas.
It’s just astounding, and not a little humbling, to realize the effect that
printed words can still have on people.
A: Ah. Well, oddly enough, I’m afraid it’s all quite hush-hush, just
now. (It’s so weird, not being able to just say what you’re working on.
And fun, imagining that your upcoming book really is just that hot.)
[This was when everything was happening around the proposal I'd
written for the book that eventually turned into Midlife Manual for Men,
with Steve Arterburn.] But, as I say, I’ve got two books due this year,
and I’ll write the proposal for a third. So in about two years, I’m going
to either be wildly famous, or wildly wondering whether or not you
guys might need a freelance proofreader. I’m also thinking about
starting a blog.
Q: Any tips for spiritual writers who are just starting out?
You can read about how I recently reacquired all the rights and
remaining copies of Penguins in my recent post, “Penguins,” My
“Blasphemous” Christian Book, Finally Returns Home.
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