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3. Go fight a Sarlacc. How are you gonna fight a Sarlacc? Boba Fett couldnt. Good luck with that, bruh.
4. Go orbit a black hole. For people who dont know science, this could sound a lot less unpleasant than it would turn out being you dont actually orbit
a black hole, per se, you just keep getting sucked in by its gravity in a spiral until eventually you near the center and it crushes you. You could also phrase this
as I hope the trajectory of your life nears an event horizon and just watch their faces go sour because they dont get it.
5. We dont believe you, you need more people. Jay Z knows best how to tell people they arent credible. I was thrilled to find out recently that Im not
the only one who uses this phrase in conversation or writing.
6. UNACCEPTABLE! But you have to say it like Lemongrab! If you lack the vocal characteristics to do so, just send someone this handy 10 minute
UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLE!
7. You know nothing, [insert name]. When people think of the best insults from Game of Thrones, its way too often that they cite as useful as nipples
on a breastplate. OK, ha ha. But You know nothing, Jon Snow is way better: Ygrittes unflinching conviction that Jon Snow completely lacks foresight or
common senese exists despite the fact that she totally digs him in a love-way. Its like saying, I regret that I love you so much, because youre being
goddamn stupid.
Whadda YOU got? Im always looking for more.
Rebecca Vipond Brink is a writer, photographer, and traveler. You can follow her at @rebeccavbrink or on her blog, Flare and Fade.
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