THIS WALKTHROUGH WORKS FOR THE FIRST RELEASE OF COOT.

There are some differences

with the new version I will be addressing eventually so stay tuned!
This walkthrough will take you through a path for a single character, ignoring a
ll other paths. It is way more fun to play around with all the guys, but eventua
lly (unfortunately) you do have to settle down with one.
Some other important things that effect your end-game results are what you choos
e to do on the weekends. You have a choice between tutoring (to earn money), stu
dying (to do better in school) and hanging out with your roommates (to gain frie
ndship with Ian and/or Penny, usually this costs some money). Your relationship
with Slurpy the fish also is an indicator of your end-game results, more time wi
th your awesome fish means less time socializing with actual humans.
The advantage of tutoring is you will have money to hang out with Ian/Penny. If
you save $800 plus and have high friendship with Ian, you will get an extra endgame scene with him (however you do not get this scene if you are in a relations
hip with him, I believe).
The advantage of studying is that you will be better in school and this will aff
ect your end-game career choices. (This may also have an effect on your relation
ship with Alex, who is a teacher, but I haven t tested it thoroughly yet.)
The advantage of hanging out is that your friendship with Ian and/or Penny will
increase. If you have high friendship with Ian and save $800 plus, you will get
an extra end-game scene with him. If you help Penny out with her projects and ha
ve high friendship with her (possibly also need to have decent grades, have not
tested this yet) you will get an extra end-game scene with her. Usually these ev
ents cost money, but there is at least one where you can gain friendship with Pe
nny without having to pay anything.
The advantage of choosing to hang out with Slurpy is that it will help you get t
he alternative/gag ending.
In order to be as spoiler-free as possible, choices will be indicated with a sim
ple 1, 2, 3, etc. If ANY is written, all choices will work.
There will be points that making certain choices cut you off from getting the tr
ue ending with whichever guy it is you want (e.g. no end-game scene/conclusion f
or the relationship). However these usually include H-scenes so if you want to s
ee all of those I will be including them and mark them as such as Slight divergen
ces it s usually a good idea to save before these points so you can go back and see
the other options.
That being said, let s get those guys J
IAN
1 or 2
2 Kick it here
2 Stay in
ANY
1 Borrow lube
1 Check phone
1 Tell her it s a bug
1 Return lube (Alternatively you can pick 2 and have an extra Mark CG, do not kn
ow if doing this affects Ian s path)
2 Meh
2 Beta test another time
1 NO!
1 Sure no prob
1 Take a quick peek
1 Snag an item
2 Right, sex toys don t come cheap.
ANY
2 I may have borrowed a dildo
ANY (If you pick 2, you can pick ANY at the second prompt. If 1, proceed to next
step)
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying or tutoring preferred.)
2 Study for the love of Christ

1 Can you guys handle this?

2 You know who loves to get up at the crack of dawn? Ian!
2 Tell her no, you want to keep your schedule open.
ANY
1 Alright give me a minute to get ready
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Hang out with Penny preferred as she will be annoyed that you did
not pick up Phil from airport)
1 I ll take a look
1 I was gonna go anyway
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutor for cash preferred as you will have only $40 depending on wh
ether or not you hung out with your roommates last weekend)
1 Oh why not
1 or 2
3 Look, he s kind of a goofball but he has a big heart
2 Listen
1 Jack off
1 Alright Ian
WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out preferred)
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY
(Path diverges here: Picking 1
Maybe a bit, 1
Why don t you show me, 1
Hell yes, 2
Remove briefs will result in a sex scene with Ian but will cut off his full end
ing, no matter what choices you make after the scene happens. If you want to con
tinue towards Ian s full ending, continue along the guide.)
2 All I was hoping was to meet someone OR 3
Thanks for the apology
2 Sounds like you want to tell me about it
ANY but slight divergences
If you pick 1
Kiss Him, continue with walkthrough
If you pick 2 Cuddle, you can then pick ANY, then continue with the walkthrough
If you pick 3 Extricate yourself from his arms, you can then pick ANY, then cont
inue with the walkthrough
If you pick 4 Send him back to his room, continue with walkthrough
WEEKEND: ANY
ANY
1 Talk to him
ANY
1 Sure thing
(Note: If you do not run into Zoe at this point, Ian s path has been closed off. I
t shouldn t happen if you follow this walkthrough.)
1 Call her up
1 Visit loft
ANY with slight divergences
If you pick 1, you can pick ANY options from the four given. You can then pick 1
or 2 after each option and it doesn t matter. You can go through all four options
if you pick 2 after each option. You can ONLY pick 1
I have a major thing for y
ou after that to get the full ending.
If you pick 2:
You can pick 1 Why didn t you tell me and then 1 or 2 to get the full ending.
OR you can pick 2
I am so confused and then 1 to get the full ending.
OR you can pick 3 Well this is awkward and then 1 to get the full ending.
ENDING
Brad
1 or 2
2 Kick it here
2 Stay in
ANY
2 Ew
ANY (If 2, pick 1 Check phone and then 1 Tell her it s a bug, you can then pick AN

Y but if you pick 1 you will not get a H-scene with Mark, pick 2 to get the scen
e)
2 Meh
2 Beta test another time
1 NO
2 No, maybe I have something to do.
ANY
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying or tutoring preferred)
2 Study for the love of Christ
1 Can you guys handle this?
2 You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn? Ian!
1 Accept the job
1 There must be some mistake
ANY (If 1 move on with walkthrough, if 2, select 2 to get extra money, does not
affect Brad s ending)
At this point you have a choice whether or not to help Brad cheat. If at any poi
nt you accept his bribe you will not be able to get his ending but you will be a
ble to get additional H scenes with him.
After accepting the bribe, Beau will confront you downstairs, follow this path t
o continue on with Brad:
1 I need to familiarize myself with the material
ANY
1 All right, all right
ANY
WEEKEND: 1
Work on Brad s essay
1 Fine, fine, I ll look at it
1 Fine, fine
ANY
WEEKEND: 1
Work on Brad s essay
2 Pretend to write while sneaking peeks at Brad
1 Turn up the heater
WEEKEND: 1
Work on Brad s assignment
ANY (If you respond with 1 I m thinking deep thoughts you can then respond with AN
Y and continue from here.)
Slight divergences:
You can pick 1, 1 and 2. You will have no H-scene with Brad but you will be up $
50
You can pick either:
1, 1, 1
OR
1, 2
OR
2, 1
To get an H-scene with Brad. However after that Beau will confront you and Brad
will have to bid you a due . Brad s path is closed after this point.
1 Hey I m here to help you with your class
3 I m so sick of you spoiled athletes
2 Did you hear anything I said?
2 No! Stop trying to bribe me.
ANY
1 All right, all right
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Hang out preferred as Penny will be annoyed with you for not picki
ng up Phil at the airport)
1 Fine, fine
1 Accept
3 Look, you re already two weeks behind
4 Oh screw this
1 Fine, fine

ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring preferred)
1 You re screwed if you get injured
1 Move your leg or 2
Leave your leg there
1 Of course I m here to help Brad succeed
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring preferred)
ANY
ANY (If you respond with 1
I m thinking deep thoughts you can then respond with AN
Y and continue with walkthrough)
1 Your ideas are all over the place. You should put your strongest points at the
front and end of your essay. You need to start and end with a bang.
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring or hanging out preferred)
ANY
ANY (Pick 1
double click the photo for an extra Brad CG, this will not affect yo
ur ending)
ANY (Pick 2 You know I m cool with you jerking off here for an H-scene with Brad,
this will not affect your ending and you can continue with the guide from here.
If you pick 1, you will then have an option to 1 jerk off or 2
do nothing. If 1
jerk off, you can then pick 1 or 2 and then continue with the guide from here. I
f 2 do nothing, you can continue with the guide from here.)
1, 2 or 4 (However, you will get an extra scene with Beau at the end of the game
if you pick 1 or 4. There s some indicator of how much Beau trusts you that will
change the endgame sequence slightly.)
ANY (However 2 seems to be the best response, 1 is also acceptable. 3 will not a
dd to Beau s trust but it doesn t seem to detract from it)
ANY
2 Wait
1 Go see him in person
ANY (However 2 seems to be the best response, 1 is also acceptable. 3 will not a
dd to Beau s trust, unknown if it detracts from it however.)
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring or studying preferred)
ANY
1 (You can pick 2 or 3 and still get with Brad but you will not get the full end
ing.)
1 Stop talking to Bubbles
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring or hanging out preferred)
1 Go back to the house
2 I can help you
ANY with slight divergences
If you pick 1
we can do something fun, you can then pick 1 it s pretty good I gues
s and then pick 1
run an option out of the pistol OR you can pick 2
starting at
your own 23
If you pick 2 you can do whatever you want, you can then pick 1
it s pretty good I
guess and then pick 1 run an option out of the pistol OR you can pick 2
startin
g at your own 23
If you pick 3
you can feel a sense of accomplishment, you can then pick 1
it s pre
tty good I guess and then pick 1 run an option out of the pistol OR you can pick
2 starting at your own 23. You should then pick 2
kiss him. You can then pick A
NY and still get the full ending with Brad BUT picking 2
kiss him harder will gi
ve you the H-scene as well as the full ending).
ENDING (Beau may or may not reconcile with you depending on your choices with hi
m, this does not affect what happens with Brad however.)
Jed
1 or 2
2 Kick it here
2 Stay in
ANY
2 Ew
ANY (If 2, pick 1 Check phone and then 1 Tell her it s a bug, you can then pick AN
Y but if you pick 1 you will not get a H-scene with Mark, pick 2 to get the scen

e)
2 Meh
2 Beta test another time
1 NO
2 No, maybe I have something to do.
ANY
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying or tutoring preferred)
ANY
2 One of us should go and see what s up
1, 4 or 5 (Picking 2 or 3 will work but will bring down your friendship with Ian
)
2 Fine, fine, I ll go.
Slight divergences:
Being toppy with Jed:
1 Whoa, look I live downstairs
3 Alright good try
2 Yes I m ready to test my hypotheses
1 I ve seen a video or two OR 2
Come on, I know what bukkake is, Wikipedia hello!
3 If you re the star you need to be naked kind of like you re naked right now
2 Get on your knees.
Being suspicious of Jed, then being submissive:
1 Whoa, look I live downstairs
3 Alright good try
2 Yes I m ready to test my hypotheses
1 I ve seen a video or two OR 2
Come on, I know what bukkake is, Wikipedia hello!
2 Well um technically the star needs to be naked; followed by 2
Show him by stri
pping off your clothes OR 4 Well if you re the star you need to take off your clot
hes, like this
ANY
Lying to Jed, then being submissive:
2 Huh? Oh riiiight, that s me, Cumslut97!
1 Sure we can make this a two man party.
2 Get naked.
2 Kneel
ANY
Whatever path you take doesn t affect the endgame with Jed. You don t HAVE to accept
the invitation to do the H-scene in order to get his ending (there are ways to
navigate this conversation without getting the H-scene and still get invited to
come back on Tuesday nights) but seriously, why wouldn t you? ;) As long as you ge
t invited to come back you re good.
2 You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn? Ian!
2 Tell her no.
ANY
1 Alright, alright.
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Hang out with Penny preferred as she will be annoyed that you did
not pick up Phil from airport)
1 I ll take a look
2 To hell with it, go upstairs.
1 Fine, fine, I was gonna go anyway
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring is helpful as you will only have $40 depending on whether
or not you hung out with friends last weekend, however studying is beneficial a
s you missed out due to your session with Jed, Penny may still be annoyed at you
so hanging out is also an option)
1 Head over to Jed s
WEEKEND: ANY (You may not have enough money for hanging out depending on whether
or not you tutored last weekend, Penny may still be annoyed at you however. Tut
oring or hanging out preferred if you studied last weekend, otherwise study.)

1 Sure I d like that

ANY (1 will give you extra dialogue with Jed however)
ANY
ANY
2 You re right, just keep going
WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out preferred as it costs nothing and Penny may still be a
nnoyed, depending)
Slight divergences:
You can pick ANY for the first prompt. Then 1 or 3 at the second prompt.
If you pick 3 for the first prompt and then 1 or 3 at the second prompt you will
get an extra scene with Ian after Jed leaves. You can pick either 1 or 2 with I
an. Either one results in a slight drop of friendship with Ian (but it s another f
un little Ian-being-jealous sequence).
ANY
1 Remove your clothes
1 or 2
ANY (2 preferred, unknown if not picking 2 affects ending or not)
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring or hanging out preferred)
4 I really think you ought to go yourself.
2 Fine
1 Stop talking to your fish
ANY
1 I know he may seem a little nuts
3 I m starting to feel a little used
2 I ll pick you up
ANY (If you pick 1 or 2 there will be an additional interaction with Jed; does n
ot affect ending)
2 I ll see what I can do to help
1 7th Day Adventist
1 Attend church
2 The Stooges
3 You gotta do whatever makes this worth it to you
WEEKEND: ANY
1 Go to the band meeting
1 We ve got some real pressing issues here
Slight divergences:
Being submissive with Jed:
1 Give him a pep talk
1 Enter a stall
Being toppy with Jed:
2 Kiss him
Either way you have an H-scene with Jed, only difference is whether you re topping
or bottoming. Alternatively you can pick 1
Give him a pep talk and then 2 I don t
think I m up for this, but you will not get Jed s full ending if you do this. You H
AVE to engage in this H-scene with Jed to get his full ending whereas the other
two are optional. (But seriously why would you not do those other two? :D)
ENDING
Alex
1 or 2
1 Alright you drive
1 Whiskey preferred (You can pick any or insist Penny get you milk, unknown whet
her this has an effect)
2 Be fascinated by the ketchup bottle
1 Sure I ll have another one of these preferred (You can pick 2 and Alex will stil
l hit on you, unknown whether this has an effect)
ANY 1 or 2 preferred
ANY 1 Mark preferred but unknown if not picking to be honest has an effect, Alex
will still figure out your real name later, picking 2 Philbert gets some additi
onal dialogue at this point and later
1 Sure or 3
O-o-okay

1 Somebody hit on me
2 Ew
ANY (If 2, pick 1 Check phone and then 1 Tell her it s a bug, you can then pick AN
Y but if you pick 1 you will not get a H-scene with Mark, pick 2 to get the scen
e)
ANY (If 1 you get extra dialogue with Ian, you can pick ANY after but picking 2
Do me a favor Ian, stop talking decreases friendship with Ian)
1 HELLLOOO Professor
2 You know it ll be tough but I ll manage.
2 Beta test another time
1 Tell Penny
1 NO
2 No
ANY
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Study or hanging out preferred)
2 Study for the love of Christ
1 Can you guys handle this?
2 You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn? Ian!
2 Tell her no.
ANY (1
Your mom may result in friendship drop with Ian)
1 Alright, alright
ANY (1
A couple of laps gets some additional dialogue from Alex but doesn t affect
his path)
1 Sure, why not? or 4
W-what are you doing here? followed by 1 Sure (1
Sure, why
not preferable but unknown if it affects Alex s path)
2 Are you kidding? Game on, crush him!
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying preferred, unknown if being good at school has an effect
on Alex s path.)
1 Fine, fine I ll take a look
1 Fine, fine I was gonna go anyways (If you ve followed the walkthrough and told P
enny about Alex, etc, Ian will know about Alex and confront you. You can pick AN
Y to respond to him but picking 2
You don t have to babysit me will result in frie
ndship drop with Ian.)
2 Maybe see if anyone s up for a game of racquetball
1 I suppose, 2
Bring it, gramps or 3
Uh, okay (1 is the best response followed b
y 2 and then 3)
2 Give him the answer
Type in: contusion
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying preferred, may have an effect on relationship with Alex,
alternatively you can hang out to increase friendship with Ian and Penny)
2 But I thought we had more going on
1 Explain what s been happening between you and Alex
1 Yes, find out what s going on Penny
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying preferred, may have an effect on relationship with Alex,
alternatively you can hang out to increased friendship with Ian and Penny)
ANY (3 Nothing s going to come out of this preferred)
1 Fine, give me a second here
WEEKEND: ANY (Hang out with Penny preferred as it costs nothing and depending on
how much you ve been hanging out she may be annoyed with you still)
1 Screw that
2 What s going on?
2 You can t do this!
Slight divergences:
Choosing 1 Yeah good idea: You will leave Alex s office, does not affect his path.
Choosing 2 Yeah maybe we should stop talking altogether:
Choosing 1 Keep going gives you multiple options for H-scenes with Alex, you can
only pick one of them to see however if you do the H-scenes with Alex you will
not be able to get his full ending.
Choosing 2 Stop will have you leave Alex s office and does not affect his path.

1 So drop the investigation

WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out preferred)
2 I need to talk to you about what happened
1 It s fine, forget it
1 Stop talking
WEEKEND: ANY
2 Yes, you need closure
2 I wanted to help you
2 But you re not my professor anymore *grin*
ENDING
Phil
1 or 2
2 Kick it here
2 Stay in
ANY
2 Ew
ANY (If 2, pick 1 Check phone and then 1 Tell her it s a bug, you can then pick AN
Y but if you pick 1 you will not get a H-scene with Mark, pick 2 to get the scen
e)
2 Meh
2 Beta test another time
2 Okay, okay, OKAY!
2 No
ANY
ANY
WEEKEND: ANY (Studying preferred)
2 Study for the love of Christ
1 Can you guys handle this?
1 God, FINE!
1 You and Penny are pretty close, huh? (1 preferred but 3
Tell me more about the
Marine Corps works if you follow it up with 1 Semper fidelis)
2 Tell her no
ANY
1 Alright, alright
ANY (1
Pool preferred? May have effect on later cut scene with Phil)
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring or hanging out preferred)
1 Fine, fine I ll take a look at it
1 Alright I ll go OR 2
Sure sounds interesting
1 Like what?
1 Keep the hat on for now
ANY
2 The emperor is rich but he cannot buy one extra year preferred, but ANY work
1 Fine, fine, I was gonna go anyway
ANY (1
Pool preferred? May have effect on later cut scene with Phil)
WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out or tutoring preferred)
1 You know what? Count me in.
1 Hey, take a deep breath
ANY
1 Violet, Phil s trying to keep you out of trouble
2 Maybe I just think you re cute
1 You re on
WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out or tutoring preferred)
1 Sounds fun, I ll be there
2 No, just no
2 Take slow, methodical breaths
2 Lift your head just high enough
WEEKEND: ANY (Tutoring preferred)
1 Sure, sounds awesome
1 Not at all, please continue OR 3
Let Phil handle this
1 Phil, you ve got more important things

Slight divergences:
1 Kiss Him:
1 Sure, I m glad for that, does not affect Phil s path, but there is no H-scene
2 Offer a blowjob followed by 2
It ll help blow off some steam will give you a H-s
cene with Phil, but you will not be able to get his full ending
2 Be sympathetic:
Phil will take you home, does not affect his path
WEEKEND: (Tutoring or hanging out preferred)
1 Stop talking
1 If that s the only way I can see you OR 2
I dunno, am I insane? (1 is preferred)
2 In all honesty
1 Hell yeah, let s do this!
You need to win the trivia contest in order to continue Phil s path. Utilize Googl
e-fu or the game s go back (Page Up or roll up on mouse wheel) to get all the righ
t answers.
1 But was it hotter
Slight divergences:
1 Grind your ass against his dick: Mark will bottom for Phil, Ian interrupts but
doesn t see what s going on
2 Flip over and wrestle for top: Phil will bottom for Mark, Ian interrupts and s
ees what s going on.
Either way does not affect Phil s path overall.
WEEKEND: ANY (Hanging out preferred if you already have $800 for Ian s trip, which
is possible if you tutored a few times since you got $150 for winning the trivi
a contest)
1 I d love to (preferred) OR 2
Can t we do something else followed by 1
Okay, I ll be
there works as well
1 You re asking me to hide the fact that Phil and I are going out?
1 Don t, Phil
ENDING
Gag Endings
Avoid all social interactions, try to pet your fish when the option comes up to
do so, tell your fish you want to be closer, keep talking to your fish, etc.
Option #1
When your fish asks you to kill Penny and Ian, refuse and kill your fi
sh, do not go out with Penny and Ian when they ask you to come with.
Option #2 When your fish asks you to kill Penny and Ian, accept, don t go out with
Penny and Ian when they ask you to come with them.
Game Overs/ Deaths
Brad s Path
Attempt to taunt/flirt with Roman during your first interaction with him
Phil s Path
Try to fight with Knutson and Zelinski at any point
When swimming with Phil, choose to take short intense breaths and lift your head
higher than normal. In the gag scene that follows if you choose to talk back/sa
ss you will get a game over (alternatively if you follow directions you will be
able to return to the game)
Hope you guys enjoy this walkthrough! And I encourage you to do the paths differ
ently/interchangeably instead of just one, Mark s life is waaaaaaaaaay more fun th
at way. ;) As long as you get the main parts for whatever guy you want to end up
with you can still have H-scenes with the others. (I.E. you can still blow Brad
and end up with Alex or you can bukkake with Jed and still end up with Ian)
Thanks to Obscura and company for this wonderfully funny and sexy game! J