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MOA FOR UP GAWAD PLARIDEL AWARDS
The University of the Philippines College of Mass Communication Foundation Inc. has signed a memorandum 3 3 0
of agreement with Coca-Cola Export Corporation for the UP Gawad Plaridel Awards 2010. Participants during
the MOA signing are (from left to right) Dr. Grace Alfonso, UP CMC Foundation chair; Jose Bayani Baylon, Coca- 6 5 12 23 43 4
Cola Philippines vice president for public affairs; Roland Tolentino, dean of UP CMC and president of UP CMC
Foundation; and Walter Panganiban, media relations manager of Coca-Cola Philippines. M ICHAEL SU SUPP ER ALES
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2 Monday, March 15, 2010

Ang gang rape sa loob ng Philippine Coast Guard camp! Gun pow(d)er
(Last Part) pagtututok sa kasong ito.
PERO kinabukasan ng *** GINULANTANG di lang ang buong bansa nguni’t pati
pumunta ang crew ng WSR sa Nagpapasalamat ako sa na ang buong mundo ng imasaker ang 57 katao sa
tanggapan ni Commodore lahat ng mga dumalo sa aking Maguindanao noong November 2009, na sinasabing isa sa
Rolando Ricafrente hindi SHOOTER birthday party noong Biyernes pinaka-karumal dumal na election related violence sa
natupad ang kanyang raffytulfo@pldtdsl.net na ginanap sa isang hotel sa kasaysayan ng bansa.
pangako dahil hindi pumayag Ni Raffy Tulfo Mandaluyong City. Nais ko Tinatayang ito ang hudyat ng mas madugo at mas marahas
si Lt. Commander Armando ring magpasalamat sa mga na eleksyong ating
Balilo, ang spokesman ng ayaw gawin ito ng PCG. At showbiz celebrity performers masasaksihan. Likas na sa
PCG, na iharap ang mga bakit? na nagbigay ng kasiyahan sa ating mga pulitiko ang mag-
suspek, lalo na si Havar Copoz, Marami sa mga listeners ng nasabing selebrasyon. mentina ng private armies na
sa biktima. Ang depensa ni WSR ang nag-react at Special thanks kay siyang mitsa ng iringan na
Balilo ay kukunsulta muna nagsabing baka isang mataas Alessandra De Rossi sa karaniwang nauuwi sa
daw siya sa kanilang legal na opisyal ng PCG itong si kanyang rendition ng paborito ubusan ng lahi. Marami ang
department. Copoz na maaring gumamit kong kanta. She sang it beau- nagsasabi na di-umano’y
Ang matindi, sinabi sa amin lang ng alyas ng magpakilala tifully. Sabi pa nga ng pub- walang pangil ang pamahalaan upang sawatain ang mga
ng PCG na wala daw silang siya sa biktima bago niya lisher at CEO ng Pinoy Parazzi, armadong grupong gaya ng angkang sangkot sa
empleyadong Copoz. Kung halayin ito. May ilan din ang napakaganda raw ng boses ni Maguindanao massacre sa dahilang sanggang-dikit sila at
totoong hindi empleyado ng mga nagdududa na maaring Assunta. She is elegantly gor- pinakikinabangan sa panahon ng halalan.
PCG si Copoz, bakit hepe ang kamag-anak ng isang mataas geous, ayon pa sa isa kong Ayon sa Philippine Institute for Peace, Violence and Ter-
tawag sa kanya ng ibang mga na opisyal ng PCG si Copoz barkada. rorism Research humigit kumulang sa 90 katao na ang napatay
kasamahan niyang suspek na at totoong hindi talaga ito Marami din ang naaliw kay sa pagbubukas ng tabing tungo sa “sarzuela ng halalan 2010”
sina Jaypee Raymundo at Reo empleyado ng PCG. Valerie Concepcion dahil kasama na rito ang 57 katao na minasaker sa Maguindanao
Omar? Bagama’t nangako na ang magaling daw itong mag-en- noong November 23, 2009.
Bagama’t sinabi ng PCG na chief ng PCG na si Vice Admi- tertain ng crowd – never a dull Ang masaklap nito ay karaniwang target ang mga
sinuspinde na nila at ral Wilfredo Tamayo na wala moment kapag siya ay nasa
mediamen tulad ng 30 mamamahayag na naipit sa pag-
iniimbestigahan ang mga suspek silang sasantuhin sa gagawing entablado.
uumpugan ng dalawang higanteng angkan na
na una ng pinangalanan ng imbestigasyon at pagpaparusa Okay din ang pag-eemcee at
nagpapaligsahan upang makopo ang pedestal ng
biktima sa WSR, ayaw nila sa mga salarin pero ‘di pa rin pagpapatawa ng
magbigay ng pahayag tungkol kayang bigyang mukha ng komedyanteng si Carlito Cam- kapangyarihan sa Maguindano province. Inaasahan rin na
kay Copoz maliban sa hindi raw PCG ang ngayo’y lumilitaw na pos, a.k.a. “Mang Enriquez”. lalo pang tataas ang bilang ng mga magbubuwis at ibubuwis
nila ito kilala. animo’y multo na si Copoz. Gayang-gaya niya ang boses na buhay sa kasagsagan ng eleksyon sa darating na Mayo
Kung gugustuhin lang Tutukan ng WSR ang ng respetadong broadcaster na at malaki din ang indikasyong mahigitan pa nito ang bilang
talaga ng PCG na makilala si kasong ito. Nagpapasalamat si Mr. Mike Enriquez. Pati ng 189 kataong napatay noong nakaraang presidential elec-
Copoz at iba pang tatlong ‘di din ang WSR sa TV Patrol mukha ay gaya din niya. tions anim na taon na ang nakalilipas.
pa nakikilalang mga suspek, World ng ABS-CBN at ng ANC Kapag tumangkad lang siya ng “There are really expectations that this (2010 elections)
wala silang dapat gawin News maging ang Philippine konti pagkakamalan na siyang will turn out to be a very bloody election,” sabi ni Dante
kundi tanungin sina Daily Inquirer at Philippine kambal ni Mr. Enriquez – para Jimenez, miyembro ng presidential commission na inatasang
Raymundo at Omar. Pero tila Star sa patuloy ding silang pinagbiyak na kamatis. magbaklas ng private armies. “People will kill each other
because of interests involved,” dagdag pa ni Jimenez.
Ayon sa mga tagsuri, ang culture of violence dito sa atin
Clottey, the human punching bag ay sanhi ng naglipanang baril na kahit sa sari-sari store ay
maaari mong mabili.
IF there is a job opportunity protected him from the lethal
that says “should be able to shots of Pacman. STREETSMART Minsan na akong may nakahuntahang isang Mindanaoan
at ayon sa kanya mas mahalaga sa kanila ang baril kaysa
take solid punches and remain Wearing Ferrari-red trunks, Ni Jonathan Vicente
standing” as job description, Pacquiao kept on zooming in asawa. Mas gusto nilang katabi ang baril kaysa asawa.
Joshua Clottey clearly fits the at the center of the ring from Almost every round, Kung si Nandy Pacheco naman ang tatanungin ukol sa
bill. “zero to 60 at five seconds” and Clottey’s corner headed by naglipanang baril at karahasan, Gunless Society ang tanging
Pound-for-pound king raring to trade shots with Lenny de Jesus, the former sagot upang matigil ang lahat ng ito.
Manny Pacquiao unleashed Ghana’s most dangerous wel- cutman who got promoted to Mas mabangis ang epekto ng gun pow(d)er kaysa
the most vicious and the most terweight but was disap- become the head trainer, kept anumang droga minsan mong masinghot usok nito at
digging body shots on Clottey, pointed. on telling his fighter to take the pumasok sa iyong utak nag-iiba ang takbo ng pag-iisip at
but the guy from Accra, Ghana Clottey opted to stay inside chance and prove he got power kahit na tsope ang may hawak nito ay kagyat na tumatapang
was still on his feet. his crab-like defense because over Pacquiao. at naghahanap ng masisila.
Pacquiao finished several he chose to remain as the guy Clottey, however, never lis- Sabi nga ni NP spokesperson Gilbert Remulla, “If some-
combos to the head and body who never been knocked out, tened. I think he chose to go body wants to kill you, he will find a way to do so.”
even completing eight-combi- rather than to take the chance back home in Ghana with his
nation shots but Clottey has and be named the underdog chin still intact rather than try unanimous decision to retain Despite the exhortations in
this Great Wall of China that who have beaten Pacquiao. to take the risk and play the his World Boxing Organiza- the corner of de Jesus, Clottey
cards on his table. tion welterweight title and his never opened up and fought
Clottey, who also rose from status as the world’s finest aggressively. He was backed
poverty back home, may have boxer. up all night and, except for an
been bigger and taller but these According to CompuBox, occasional shot, never did
were his only edge on fight Pacquiao landed 246 of 1,231 much to Pacquiao.
VICTOR A. CALUAG, night. punches; Clottey connected on
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Monday, March 15, 2010 3
Car safety
measures
for kids
approved
THE House of
Representatives has
approved on third
and final reading a
bill mandating safety
measures for chil-
dren riding in motor
vehicles.
Rep. Narciso D.
Santiago III (Party-list,
ARC), principal au-
thor of the bill, said
the measure aims to
ERAP VOWS TO END
ensure the safety of
children while riding POWER CRISIS
motor vehicle by re- FORMER President Estrada yesterday
quiring the use of challenged the Arroyo administration “to
safety devices for stop its systematic hoodwinking of the poor
children and provid- suffering masses” in connection with the cur-
ing penalties for vio- rent power crisis—particularly in
lators on motor safety Mindanao—and find workable solutions to
for children. the problem “instead of taking advantage of
Rep. Monica
Prieto-Teodoro, chair the situation in order to line up their pockets
once more.”
Fishing magnate cleared from kidnap-murder charges
of the House commit-
tee on the welfare of “Tama na ang panloloko, ang pagpaparusa THE Department of Justice cannot affect or be used in finding that the statement
children, said the bill, sa mga tao. Ang problema sa Mindanao ay may (DOJ) has cleared fishing against his client because he of Montero implicating the
known as Children solusyon, at hindi kabilang sa mga solusyong magnate Lope Jimenez from is not in speaking term with husband was hearsay.
in Motor Vehicle ‘yan ang pag-iisip kung paano na naman the kidnapping and murder his brother lawyer Manuel The DOJ, instead, said the
Safety Act of 2009, magkakaron ng tong-pats,” Mr. Estrada, stan- of a former actress’ sister in Jimenez II. He could not con- statement was an indepen-
aims to pursue a pro- dard bearer of the Pwersa ng Masang Pilipino 2007. spire for the kidnap-slaying dently relevant statement
active and preventive In a resolution, the justice of Ruby Barrameda. which is sufficient to pin him
for the May elections, said.
approach to secure department dismissed the The DOJ, on the same time, down in court.
He said allocating the “unconscionable” charges against Jimenez for ordered the reinstatement of Lentejas added that
the safety of children
riding in motor ve-
amount of P10 billion for the crisis is not the lack of probable cause. charges against the husband though the DOJ resolution is
hicles at all times with solution. Lawyer Paul Lentejas, of Ruby Rose Barrameda, still subject for approval of
the enforcement of “It does not take an MBA degree holder to Jimenez’s counsel, said the Manuel Jimenez III, before the the Malabon City RTC, the
safety measures. work out simple, doable solutions,” he said. primary reason for the dis- Malabon City Regional Trial wheels of justice in this coun-
Maricel Cruz “Kung hindi nila alam, I am proposing these missal of the case was the fact Court. try is still fair and still pro-
cures to at least ease the problems currently that the confession of Manuel The panel of prosecutors, tects the innocent from unnec-
SC confirms bedeviling our poor brothers and sisters in Montero, the lone witness, according to DOJ, was wrong essary prosecution.
unseating Mindanao.”
solon At a public hearing in Davao City on Thurs- Philippines Catholic Church leaders hit
day, the House Committee on Energy, which
THE Supreme is chaired by Rep. Mikey Arroyo, son of Presi- ready to host Villar for overspending
Court has upheld a dent Gloria Arroyo, passed a resolution urg- THE Catholic prelate led statement seemed to be an
ruling by the House
of Representatives ing her to allocate P10 billion as direct aid to NAM by Manila Archbishop appeal to the conscience of
Electoral Tribunal Mindanao to help the region cope with the THE Department of For- Gaudencio Cardinal the people but obviously
(HRET) unseating power crisis. eign Affairs announced yes- Rosales called on voters to directed towards the
Navotas-Malabon terday that the Philippines beware of overspending Nacionalista Party standard
Rep. Alvin Sandoval. H.O.P.E. to protect will host the largest special candidates, saying that lav- bearer.
In an en banc rul- Non-Aligned Movement
ing, the high court votes, ensure people’s Ministerial meeting (NAM)
ish campaign expenses in
the past did not prove ben-
He said the priests prob-
ably believed that buying
in Manila, with 123 delega-
affirmed the findings
of HRET that pro- will – Verzosa tions confirming attendance
eficial to the country.
Cardinal Rosales said ex-
votes is immoral.
The political science pro-
claimed Josephine THE Philippine National Police see peace- on March 16.
Veronique Lacson- According to Foreign Af- cessive campaign expenses fessor likewise said that al-
ful and orderly elections with the signing of in the past did not augur though the pastoral state-
Noel as the winner fairs Usec and NAM Na-
a peace covenant for honest, orderly and tional Organizing Commit- good and responsive gov- ments will be read in
in the May 2007 elec- peaceful or H.O.P.E for May 2010 elections in
tions for the lone dis- tee (NAM-NOC) Secretary ernance. churches within the Manila
trict of Navotas-
Cotabato City last week. General Rafael E. Seguis, 83 The cardinal’s statement archdiocese, it might have
Malabon. PNP Director General Jesus Versoza and NAM member countries are however, did not directly no effect on voters’ choices.
On Sept. 24, 2009, Lawyer Ray Sumalipao, Comelec regional attending the SNAMMM, point to presidential candi- The bishops’ pastoral
the HRET claimed director for the Autonomous Region in Mus- with 50 countries sending date Sen. Manny Villar who statement also pointed out
that Lacson-Noel lim Mindanao graced the signing held at a Foreign Ministers and
Deputy Ministers. according to AGB Nielsen that freedom in an election
won over Sandoval hotel in Cotabato City last week. survey has already spent means “no physical coer-
by just 542 votes. Foreign Affairs Sec. Alberto
Verzosa said the PNP will mobilize all its Romulo who will chair the more than P1.2 billion for cion” or “threat or money
The high court resources to ensure that the “sanctity of the ministerial meeting said, 12 campaign advertisement used to influence or to buy
thumbed down ballots” is protected.
Sandoval’s petition to observer countries, three ob- alone for November last year votes.”
“Everything is in place and with this cov- server organizations, 23 to March 2 this year. The bishops asked voters
void the HRET’s de-
cision where he ac- enant am seeing a peaceful and orderly bal- guest countries, and two Based on the analysis of to “choose freely the lead-
cused the tribunal of loting in this city and its environs,” Versoza guest organizations will be Ateneo de Manila Univer- ers of the country who shall
told local political aspirants shortly after the participating in the sity political professor be accountable to serve
grave abuse of discre-
signing of the covenant. SNAMMM. Lorna Gamboa
tion. Ampie Galpo Benito Lim, the pastoral them.” Annette Vergel
4 Monday, March 15, 2010 5
lamang iyon.
Si Valerie naman,
nang makausap ng
isang taga-showbiz
ay hindi nagpakita MATAPOS ang Pero ayon kay pakiramdam niya, unang ultrasound ang bilin ni Juday
ng galit. Nauuna- confirmation na two Ryan, hindi pa nila ito ang kanyang image ng kanilang sa magiging tatay
waan daw niya na months preggy ang ito agad mai- sinabi: “Dyusko, baby sa sinapu- ng kanyang anak?
ganoon talaga si young superstar na announce dahil wala tingin ko lang baka punan ni Juday. “Basta pondohan
Willie. si Judy Ann Santos pa ngang bukas ng umaga, Tinanong naman niya lang yung

REGINE VELASQUEZ
Nagtataka lang mukhang si Ryan kumpirmasyon mula hindi ako ni Pai Guanio si magiging bank
kami kung bakit Agoncillo ay sa obstetrician nila. makabangon. Juday kung ano ang account nung bata!”
nakakaranas din ng “Medyo natagalan Lasing ako gusto nilang maging natatawang sabi ni

RYAN AGONCILLO
pinapayagan ng
management ng paglilihi or morning lang po ng pag a- mamayang gabi! anak—kung babae o Juday.
Dos ang ganoong sickness. announce dahil Nakakatuwa, lalake? Sagot naman ni
senaryo sa tele- Minsan kasi hinintay namin yung nakakatuwa...” “Kahit ano, e, Ryan: “Eto na nga,
bisyon na maraming ganun daw ang totoong confirmation Kuwento naman basta... Kasi kaya nga nandito na
bata ang nakaka- mag-asawa, they dahil nung unang ng co-host ng Eat siyempre, ang tagal agad, e [sa Eat
panood. At parang share moments sa mga lumabas yung naman din namin Bulaga!], kumander,
lang ay bigla siyang ng isang network paglilihi kung saan mga bali-balita, hinintay to, di ba? o! Sige, sweet-
wala ring hakbang inilaglag ng Dos. ang sikat na ang lalaki ay pregnancy test Bulaga! na si Allan Masyado naman heart.”
ang MTRCB para Biglang naglabas artistang type na nakakaranas din ng pa lang po. So, K, “Juday, para lang yatang selfish kung Marami na rin
pigilan ang ganitong ang mga bayarang type niya. Ginawa pagkahilo or naghintay kami malaman mo kung mamimili pa kami kasi ang excited sa
pangyayari sa tagapagtanggol ng talaga ng lesbian na pagsusuka sa ng gaano ka-excited si ng kasarian. So, pagbubuntis ni
tanghaling tapat. Dos na issue na ito ang paraan para umaga. talagang...litrato. Ryan nung dumating kahit ano, basta Juday kaya sa
Takot ba ang wala naman daw lamang hindi lumipat Di ba, yung siya, ako ang una healthy siya,” sagot tuwing ini-interview
management ng offer ang network ang kanyang apple naririnig
Dos kay Willie? niyang ng aktres. sila ng media ay
para lumipat si of the eye. Ha! Ha! namin yung nakasalubong sa Dagdag naman ni yun ang palaging
At ito namang si Regine sa kanilang Ha! tibok ng
Willie, perfectionist hagdan. Sabi niya Ryan, “Basta ang kinukumusta sa
studio. Ayun, biglang Matagal nang puso nung sa akin, ‘Pare, tatay importante magiging kanila. At sa wakas
daw. Ano?????? naunsiyami ang gustong bakuran ng bata? Ayan,
Nahihilo na ba siya? na ako! Buntis si ate na si Yohan. nga ay nagkaroon
paglipat ni Regine. tiborsyang ito ang two months Juday!’” Yun yung importante na ng katuparan ang
He’s not perfect so Hindi ba’t sikat na aktres. and four
how can he demand Excited ding dun.” Si Yohan ang hiling at dasal ng
gumanap rin si Gusto kasi niya ipinakita rin ni adopted daughter mga nagmamahal
perfection? Regine bilang pangit itong dyowain kaya Ryan sa nina Juday at Ryan. kina Juday at Ryan
*** na character ni Kim naman ginagawa publiko Tinanong din ni na mabiyayaan na
Mukhang feel na Sam Soon noon. niya ang lahat ng ang Pia si Juday kung sila ng kanilang
feel ni Regine Now, she’s playing paraan mapalapit Last March 12,
Velasquez ang gu- ano ang ibinilin sa sariling supling.
another ugly charac- lang sa aktres. kinumpirma ni Ryan Napag-alaman
manap na pangit sa kanya ng kanyang
ter sa Diva ng Wala sa charac- sa Eat Bulaga! na naman ng PEP
kanyang TV show. ter ng aktres ang doktor.
Siyete. jontis na nga ang mula sa isang
Hindi naman kami Bakit nga ba tila pumapatol sa “Umiwas daw sa
kanyang maybahay akin, e,” nagbibirong source na ang isa
nagtataka dahil may obsession si tiborsya. Never pa na si Juday. Super singit ni Ryan. sa pinaglilihian ni
parang obssessed Regine sa mga siyang natsismis na excited ang dalawa “Umiwas daw ako Juday ay ang
siya sa character ni pangit na character, may lesbian lover. dahil ito ang sa tsismis,” sakay mangosteen. Ayon
Betty La Fea noon, eh, hindi naman Ang lesbian TV kanilang first naman ni Juday. Pero sa aming source,
‘di ba? Hindi nga ba’t siya pangit? executive na kaya experience to be aniya, “Hindi, extra habang nagsu-
talagang type na *** ang kanyang father and mother. shooting daw si
careful lang sa work.
type niyang gawin
ang Betty La Fea
Talagang ayaw
pakawalan ng isang
maging first? Ha!
Ha! Ha!
“Na-bullseye po! Medyo magbabawas Ryan para sa isang Lady Gaga ends hermaphrodite rumors
Gumagana si lang ng konti sa ad commercial ay
noon sa Dos, kaya tibong TV executive Naalala namin, Manoy!” bulalas ni nagpapahanap daw MULTI-TALENTED Lady Gaga has poked fun at reports she's
trabaho, pero a hermaphrodite at the beginning of her racy new video for "Tele-
Ryan na hindi
Willie, mahilig mang-okray ng co-host sa Wowowee? mapagsidlan ang
katuwaan sa
tatapusin ko lahat ng
mga nasimulan bago
magbakasyon ng
si Juday sa kanya
ng mangosteen,
kaya namroblema
phone" by stripping off in a jail cell.
The "Poker Face" hitmaker is led to through a prison as in-
GRABENG Dineadma na lang mates hurl abuse and threats at her, and then thrown down on
kahihiyan ang inabot niya ang pagtataray
Ang naaawa balitang magiging dire-diretso para ang TV host kung
her bed by two tough female guards, who strip her.
tatay na siya. maging safe yung saan siya kukuha
kami noong As the music for the short film, which also features collabora-

JUDY ANN SANTOS


nina Valerie ng mayabang na TV Ikinuwento ni ng naturang prutas.
Concepcion at RR host. baby, maging safe tor Beyonce, starts, Gaga climbs up the bars to her cell, wearing
Ryan na umaga lang din ako.” Ikinasal sina
Enriquez mula kay Ang naaawa kami malaman ng March 12 nila days,” Juday at Ryan
nothing but fishnet stockings, high heels and tape to cover her
Sa kasalukuyan nipples.
Willie Revillame. noong malaman halatang
Tinaray-tarayan naming naiyak ang
naming naiyak nakumpirma na two
excited na
ay napapanood si noong April 28, 2009 Her genitalia is pixelated, but it's clear reports the singer has
months and four
kasi ni Papi ang SHOWBIZ mother ni Valerie na ang mother days pregnant na si sabi ni
Juday sa ABS-CBN
primetime series na
sa San Juan de
Nepomuceno
both male and female sex organs are far fetched.
dalawa sa isang
episode ng
PIZZAZZ si Mommy Mayet.
Hindi man niya ni Valerie na si Juday. Pagkatapos Ryan.
Hindi
Habang May Buhay. Church sa San
And to make the point clear, an inmate is overheard saying, "I
told you she didn't have a d**k."
nilang magpa- Ano naman daw Juan, Batangas.
Wowowee last By Alex Brosas napanood ang checkup ay naman daw
week. Sinubukan episode na iyon ay
Mommy Mayet makapaniwala si
dahil panay pagkain dumiretso si Ryan
kasi ni Willie ang ang inaatupag sa nakarating naman naging dyowa rin ng sa Eat Bulaga! at si Juday na may baby
hosting skills nina kanyang dressing sa kanyang tibong ito ang isang Juday ay dumiretso na sa kanyang
Valerie, RR, room at puro kaalaman ang dating sikat na naman sa kanilang sinapupunan. “Tao
Pokwang at Mariel pagpapaganda ang ginawa ni Willie na aktres. Matapos bahay. pala ako, akala ko
Rodriguez. Magaling alam nito. Ibinuko pamamahiya sa niyang pagsawaan Sa ulat ng robot ako!”
ang performance rin ni Willie na kanyang anak. ito ay bigla na lang Philippine Entertain- natatawang sabi
nina Pokwang at panay ang dala ni As a mother, nawala sa ment Portal (PEP), niya sa kanyang
VALERIE CONCEPCION

Mariel at medyo Valerie ng naiintindihan namin sirkulasyon ang bago pa man ang sariling biro.
sumablay sina RR napakaraming ang sitwasyon ni hitad. announcement na Nakausap ni
at Valerie. sapatos kapag nasa Mommy Mayet. Ang tsismis, sa ito ni Ryan ay Ryan at ng ibang
At dahil dito, Wowowee. Maging Masakit nga isang tibo uli nakarating na sa hosts ng Eat
kung anu-ano na si RR ay inokray rin namang malaman pumatol ang aktres. PEP ang tungkol sa Bulaga! si Juday via
ang nilitanya ni niya. na nilait-lait ang Madalas nga silang posibleng phone patch.
Willie. Kesyo kaya Napahiya man, anak mo on national makitang pagdadalang-tao ni Nang tanungin
raw hindi magaling hindi na lang kumibo television kahit pa magkasama sa Juday noong huling naman si Ryan kung
itong si Valerie ay itong si Valerie. sabihing joke isang sikat na mall. linggo ng Pebrero. ano ang
4 Monday, March 15, 2010 5
lamang iyon.
Si Valerie naman,
nang makausap ng
isang taga-showbiz
ay hindi nagpakita MATAPOS ang Pero ayon kay pakiramdam niya, unang ultrasound ang bilin ni Juday
ng galit. Nauuna- confirmation na two Ryan, hindi pa nila ito ang kanyang image ng kanilang sa magiging tatay
waan daw niya na months preggy ang ito agad mai- sinabi: “Dyusko, baby sa sinapu- ng kanyang anak?
ganoon talaga si young superstar na announce dahil wala tingin ko lang baka punan ni Juday. “Basta pondohan
Willie. si Judy Ann Santos pa ngang bukas ng umaga, Tinanong naman niya lang yung

REGINE VELASQUEZ
Nagtataka lang mukhang si Ryan kumpirmasyon mula hindi ako ni Pai Guanio si magiging bank
kami kung bakit Agoncillo ay sa obstetrician nila. makabangon. Juday kung ano ang account nung bata!”
nakakaranas din ng “Medyo natagalan Lasing ako gusto nilang maging natatawang sabi ni

RYAN AGONCILLO
pinapayagan ng
management ng paglilihi or morning lang po ng pag a- mamayang gabi! anak—kung babae o Juday.
Dos ang ganoong sickness. announce dahil Nakakatuwa, lalake? Sagot naman ni
senaryo sa tele- Minsan kasi hinintay namin yung nakakatuwa...” “Kahit ano, e, Ryan: “Eto na nga,
bisyon na maraming ganun daw ang totoong confirmation Kuwento naman basta... Kasi kaya nga nandito na
bata ang nakaka- mag-asawa, they dahil nung unang ng co-host ng Eat siyempre, ang tagal agad, e [sa Eat
panood. At parang share moments sa mga lumabas yung naman din namin Bulaga!], kumander,
lang ay bigla siyang ng isang network paglilihi kung saan mga bali-balita, hinintay to, di ba? o! Sige, sweet-
wala ring hakbang inilaglag ng Dos. ang sikat na ang lalaki ay pregnancy test Bulaga! na si Allan Masyado naman heart.”
ang MTRCB para Biglang naglabas artistang type na nakakaranas din ng pa lang po. So, K, “Juday, para lang yatang selfish kung Marami na rin
pigilan ang ganitong ang mga bayarang type niya. Ginawa pagkahilo or naghintay kami malaman mo kung mamimili pa kami kasi ang excited sa
pangyayari sa tagapagtanggol ng talaga ng lesbian na pagsusuka sa ng gaano ka-excited si ng kasarian. So, pagbubuntis ni
tanghaling tapat. Dos na issue na ito ang paraan para umaga. talagang...litrato. Ryan nung dumating kahit ano, basta Juday kaya sa
Takot ba ang wala naman daw lamang hindi lumipat Di ba, yung siya, ako ang una healthy siya,” sagot tuwing ini-interview
management ng offer ang network ang kanyang apple naririnig
Dos kay Willie? niyang ng aktres. sila ng media ay
para lumipat si of the eye. Ha! Ha! namin yung nakasalubong sa Dagdag naman ni yun ang palaging
At ito namang si Regine sa kanilang Ha! tibok ng
Willie, perfectionist hagdan. Sabi niya Ryan, “Basta ang kinukumusta sa
studio. Ayun, biglang Matagal nang puso nung sa akin, ‘Pare, tatay importante magiging kanila. At sa wakas
daw. Ano?????? naunsiyami ang gustong bakuran ng bata? Ayan,
Nahihilo na ba siya? na ako! Buntis si ate na si Yohan. nga ay nagkaroon
paglipat ni Regine. tiborsyang ito ang two months Juday!’” Yun yung importante na ng katuparan ang
He’s not perfect so Hindi ba’t sikat na aktres. and four
how can he demand Excited ding dun.” Si Yohan ang hiling at dasal ng
gumanap rin si Gusto kasi niya ipinakita rin ni adopted daughter mga nagmamahal
perfection? Regine bilang pangit itong dyowain kaya Ryan sa nina Juday at Ryan. kina Juday at Ryan
*** na character ni Kim naman ginagawa publiko Tinanong din ni na mabiyayaan na
Mukhang feel na Sam Soon noon. niya ang lahat ng ang Pia si Juday kung sila ng kanilang
feel ni Regine Now, she’s playing paraan mapalapit Last March 12,
Velasquez ang gu- ano ang ibinilin sa sariling supling.
another ugly charac- lang sa aktres. kinumpirma ni Ryan Napag-alaman
manap na pangit sa kanya ng kanyang
ter sa Diva ng Wala sa charac- sa Eat Bulaga! na naman ng PEP
kanyang TV show. ter ng aktres ang doktor.
Siyete. jontis na nga ang mula sa isang
Hindi naman kami Bakit nga ba tila pumapatol sa “Umiwas daw sa
kanyang maybahay akin, e,” nagbibirong source na ang isa
nagtataka dahil may obsession si tiborsya. Never pa na si Juday. Super singit ni Ryan. sa pinaglilihian ni
parang obssessed Regine sa mga siyang natsismis na excited ang dalawa “Umiwas daw ako Juday ay ang
siya sa character ni pangit na character, may lesbian lover. dahil ito ang sa tsismis,” sakay mangosteen. Ayon
Betty La Fea noon, eh, hindi naman Ang lesbian TV kanilang first naman ni Juday. Pero sa aming source,
‘di ba? Hindi nga ba’t siya pangit? executive na kaya experience to be aniya, “Hindi, extra habang nagsu-
talagang type na *** ang kanyang father and mother. shooting daw si
careful lang sa work.
type niyang gawin
ang Betty La Fea
Talagang ayaw
pakawalan ng isang
maging first? Ha!
Ha! Ha!
“Na-bullseye po! Medyo magbabawas Ryan para sa isang Lady Gaga ends hermaphrodite rumors
Gumagana si lang ng konti sa ad commercial ay
noon sa Dos, kaya tibong TV executive Naalala namin, Manoy!” bulalas ni nagpapahanap daw MULTI-TALENTED Lady Gaga has poked fun at reports she's
trabaho, pero a hermaphrodite at the beginning of her racy new video for "Tele-
Ryan na hindi
Willie, mahilig mang-okray ng co-host sa Wowowee? mapagsidlan ang
katuwaan sa
tatapusin ko lahat ng
mga nasimulan bago
magbakasyon ng
si Juday sa kanya
ng mangosteen,
kaya namroblema
phone" by stripping off in a jail cell.
The "Poker Face" hitmaker is led to through a prison as in-
GRABENG Dineadma na lang mates hurl abuse and threats at her, and then thrown down on
kahihiyan ang inabot niya ang pagtataray
Ang naaawa balitang magiging dire-diretso para ang TV host kung
her bed by two tough female guards, who strip her.
tatay na siya. maging safe yung saan siya kukuha
kami noong As the music for the short film, which also features collabora-

JUDY ANN SANTOS


nina Valerie ng mayabang na TV Ikinuwento ni ng naturang prutas.
Concepcion at RR host. baby, maging safe tor Beyonce, starts, Gaga climbs up the bars to her cell, wearing
Ryan na umaga lang din ako.” Ikinasal sina
Enriquez mula kay Ang naaawa kami malaman ng March 12 nila days,” Juday at Ryan
nothing but fishnet stockings, high heels and tape to cover her
Sa kasalukuyan nipples.
Willie Revillame. noong malaman halatang
Tinaray-tarayan naming naiyak ang
naming naiyak nakumpirma na two
excited na
ay napapanood si noong April 28, 2009 Her genitalia is pixelated, but it's clear reports the singer has
months and four
kasi ni Papi ang SHOWBIZ mother ni Valerie na ang mother days pregnant na si sabi ni
Juday sa ABS-CBN
primetime series na
sa San Juan de
Nepomuceno
both male and female sex organs are far fetched.
dalawa sa isang
episode ng
PIZZAZZ si Mommy Mayet.
Hindi man niya ni Valerie na si Juday. Pagkatapos Ryan.
Hindi
Habang May Buhay. Church sa San
And to make the point clear, an inmate is overheard saying, "I
told you she didn't have a d**k."
nilang magpa- Ano naman daw Juan, Batangas.
Wowowee last By Alex Brosas napanood ang checkup ay naman daw
week. Sinubukan episode na iyon ay
Mommy Mayet makapaniwala si
dahil panay pagkain dumiretso si Ryan
kasi ni Willie ang ang inaatupag sa nakarating naman naging dyowa rin ng sa Eat Bulaga! at si Juday na may baby
hosting skills nina kanyang dressing sa kanyang tibong ito ang isang Juday ay dumiretso na sa kanyang
Valerie, RR, room at puro kaalaman ang dating sikat na naman sa kanilang sinapupunan. “Tao
Pokwang at Mariel pagpapaganda ang ginawa ni Willie na aktres. Matapos bahay. pala ako, akala ko
Rodriguez. Magaling alam nito. Ibinuko pamamahiya sa niyang pagsawaan Sa ulat ng robot ako!”
ang performance rin ni Willie na kanyang anak. ito ay bigla na lang Philippine Entertain- natatawang sabi
nina Pokwang at panay ang dala ni As a mother, nawala sa ment Portal (PEP), niya sa kanyang
VALERIE CONCEPCION

Mariel at medyo Valerie ng naiintindihan namin sirkulasyon ang bago pa man ang sariling biro.
sumablay sina RR napakaraming ang sitwasyon ni hitad. announcement na Nakausap ni
at Valerie. sapatos kapag nasa Mommy Mayet. Ang tsismis, sa ito ni Ryan ay Ryan at ng ibang
At dahil dito, Wowowee. Maging Masakit nga isang tibo uli nakarating na sa hosts ng Eat
kung anu-ano na si RR ay inokray rin namang malaman pumatol ang aktres. PEP ang tungkol sa Bulaga! si Juday via
ang nilitanya ni niya. na nilait-lait ang Madalas nga silang posibleng phone patch.
Willie. Kesyo kaya Napahiya man, anak mo on national makitang pagdadalang-tao ni Nang tanungin
raw hindi magaling hindi na lang kumibo television kahit pa magkasama sa Juday noong huling naman si Ryan kung
itong si Valerie ay itong si Valerie. sabihing joke isang sikat na mall. linggo ng Pebrero. ano ang
6 Monday, March 15, 2010

Ni McJoe PALAISIPAN Thelma Onego


Complete the grid so every row, column
and 3 x 3 box contains every digit
2. Gigilit
from 1 to 9 inclusively.
3. Angilan
4. Panghalip
5. Mr. Muhlach
6. Pangalan
ng babae
7. Ilihis
8. Galak
9. Lasa ng asin
10. Lubha
16. Gamit ng
modista
18. Pangalan
ng babae
20. Babalam
21. Kuwarta
22. Sumigabo
23. Lahi ni Nero
PAHALANG 26. Pangalan 26. Pangingilag
Previous puzzle solution 27. Linang
ng babae
1. Itagis 29. Putahe 28. Alalay
6. Aklat-dasalan 30. Hakbang 29. Isip
11. Braso 31. Irehistro 31. Husay
12. Hinuha 32. Hinuha
13. Kulam 33. Bayan sa
14. Pera ng KSA Nueva Ecija
15. Lengguwahe 34. Tangay ng
16. Engkantada hangin
17. Habag 35. Ikilos
18. Takaw
19. Lalawigan sa
Mindanao PABABA
24. H——; Boto
25. Bait 1. Itumba SAGOT SA NAKARAAN

Coca-Cola and Haribon Foundation launch native tree nursery in Caliraya, Laguna
Planting trees native to our environment to stop forest loss and degra-
dation, but also to restore what
restores biodiversity, protects our watersheds we have lost,” says Blas
and the source of our water Tabaranza, Chief Operating Of-
ficer of Haribon Foundation.
IN celebration of International to 18.3% or 5.49 Million Hect- The nursery aims to provide
Year of Biodiversity, The Coca- ares in 1999, and even further over 12,500 seedlings in the 1st
Cola Foundation, in partnership to a possible scenario where year of completion, and is part
with Haribon Foundation, we would have barely 6.6% or of the larger Rainforestation
launches “Buhay Punlaan,” a less than 2 million hectares at effort of Haribon Foundation
Native Tree Nursery in the present, today in 2010. called the “Road to 2020,” a
Caliraya Watershed, Laguna Logging, indiscriminate nationwide movement to re-
Province. The nursery will cover mining practices, kaingin and store over 1 Million hectares
a 2 hectare area, and will serve human activities that don’t of our rainforests by 2020.
as a living laboratory in direct respect the limits of nature Cecile Alcantara, president
response to the shortage of na- have caused our forests to dis- of Coca-Cola Foundation Phil-
tive trees species seedlings in the appear, and with them the deg- Left to Right (1) Cecile Alcantara, president, CCFPI ; (2) Blas Tabaranza, ippines, Inc. (CCFPI), states that
country today. The goal of the radation of our watersheds Chief Operating Officer of Haribon; (3) Rene Adad, Chairman, CCFPI; as water is the central ingredi-
project is to raise awareness on which are the sources of all (4) Anabelle Plantilla, Exec. Dir, Haribon; (5) Gregory Paredes, Section ent in all beverages of Coca-
the urgent need to restore our water. Denuded upland moun- Chief, NPC-Caliraya Watershed). Cola worldwide, the company
country’s watersheds threat- tains have resulted in flooding water. Entire ecosystems, ronments as the only means of is committed to responsible
ened by deforestation and re- in lowland communities as among them the original plants assisting in the natural regen- water stewardship, the protec-
placement by native trees of the there are no more rainforests and animals of the forest de- eration of our forests. Only tion of our watersheds, and to
more exotic but invasive spe- to absorb and retain rainfall. pendent on our original native when our forests are restored return to nature and to com-
cies such as Mahogany Efforts to restore forest lands trees, can no longer survive in will we be able to benefit from munities an amount of water
(Swietenia macrophylla), and with the planting of fast-grow- areas where invasive species rich populations of animals that the company uses in all
Yemane (Gmelina arborea), ing exotic species have only set when planted, disrupt the bal- and plants, a stable abundant of our bottling operations.
which greatly endanger the back conservation efforts as the ance of biodiversity in the area. water supply, and protection “Through our partnership
biodiversity of our environment. planted trees have resulted in Through the cultivation of from natural disasters. with Haribon Foundation, we
According to data from the nutrient imbalances in the soil, native tree seedlings, the nurs- “With nearly a million hect- are proud to honor our com-
Environmental Science for So- and in some cases, have altered ery aims to promote the pro- ares of Philippine forests still mitment to the environment by
cial Change, our country’s for- the flow of creeks and rivers cess of “Rainforestation,” or the subject to large-scale logging, helping to restore our country’s
est cover has fallen from 70% since the exotic species con- planting of only the tree spe- mining, and conversion to other once abundant forests,”
or 21 Million Hectares in 1900 sume, rather than store, much cies native to the specific envi- uses, we must consider not only Alcantara adds.
Monday, March 15, 2010 7
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sins that was formulated during the sixth century: THE Philippine Coast Guard 10 elections.
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8 Monday, March 15, 2010

Pacquiao outpunches Clottey Senior B pelotaris Tonight's


Program,
THE Grandmaster from
Ghana, Joshua Clottey, put
ing sensation who kept his
World Boxing Organization
seeing action tonight Senior B Pelotaris
APPEARING tonight in Sports Valley Jai 1-RICHARD
up a defense that saved him (WBO) welterweight crown Alai in Santa Ana Cagayan Valley are 2-JAIME
from being knocked out but with a unanimous decision equally tested Senior B pelotaris. And again, 3-ALEX
pound-for-pound king victory. the game will be shown “live” at IBC Chan- 4-CUNANAN
feasted on this and rained vi- Although a convincing nel 13 here in Manila as well as all over the 5-BENAVENTE
cious body shots at the chal- win, it was ‘uninspiring’ vic- Philippine archipelago starting at 12 mid- 6-ERKIAGA
lenger. tory for many Filipino boxing night to 1:00 in the morning. 7-MADRIGAL
Over twelve rounds, fans who have grown accus- Last March 13t, our winning trio combi- 8-JONATHAN
Pacquiao outpunched Clottey tomed to watching Manny nation are 8-2-4 with Spanish pelotari 9-EDUARDO
to have an overwhelming deck and put out his oppo- Jonathan posted his first win. Jonathan 10-ZELETA
PACQUIAO

unanimous decision at the nents. placed only third on his debut night last
Cowboys Stadium in Arling- Clottey had his moments March 11. The 8-2-4 combinations have Reserves: Eric,
ton, Texas. but Pacquiao simply was too accumulated 2,300 merit points, with Ri- Daniel,
chard taking the second spot and Ronron March 13: 8-2-4
It was a total but entertain- dominating to leave any doubt
took third. Merit Points 2,300
ing shutout for the Filipino box- about the outcome.

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