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Press Pray
Cast
A Desperate Soul
Response
PRESS PRAY
(In the dark, SIRENS, TRAFFIC.
(Lights come up on a house of
worship. The setting is only
suggested: a couple of pews, a
cross -- or other symbol -- warm
multi-colored light splashed in the
from the side and above, as from a
stained-glass window.
(It is an off-hour, no service in
progress.
(MARTIN enters, ducks behind a pew.
The police vehicles seem to pass by.
(He enters further, and whatever his
exact age, appearance, background
and other circumstances, all that is
important right now is that he is
desperate and anxious, a man in some
sort of trouble.
(He clasps his hands together,
kneels or sits, composes himself for
prayer.)
Oh, God.
MARTIN
ABOVE (CONT'D)
one. Para
dos. For all
say three.
Press Pray 2
VOICE FROM ABOVE
-- press or say three.
One.
One!
MARTIN
Three.
MARTIN
MARTIN
MARTIN
Press Pray 3
Of Redemption.
Three!
MARTIN
Correct.
MARTIN
Three.
Yes.
MARTIN
MARTIN
Press Pray 4
MARTIN
Yes.
PHONE VOICE
Good, because Vengeance is mine. Please
repeat your answer slowly and clearly.
Prob.
Lem.
MARTIN
Correct.
MARTIN
MARTIN
I give up.
Press Pray 5
VOICE FROM ABOVE
Im sorry. I was unable to understand
your answer. Will you please state the
problem with which you would like help?
MARTIN
No more menu trees, okay.
VOICE FROM ABOVE
Im sorry. I was unable to understand
your answer. Will you please state the
problem with which you would like help?
MARTIN
Er--agent. Representative.
Representative! Elevate!
I'm sorry --
MARTIN
I said Elevate!
VOICE FROM ABOVE
Ah. (beat) You cant get more elevated
than this.
MARTIN
Aargh. I dont want menu options! I just
want a little help without six lists of
functions.
VOICE FROM ABOVE
I think you said, you want help with
sexual dysfunction. Is this correct?
No!
MARTIN
MARTIN
Press Pray 6
MARTIN
No. My God! These menus are the most
annoying thing on the planet. In the
universe!
Duh.
MARTIN
Im so...confused.
VOICE FROM ABOVE
I think you said you are confused. We
regret if the confusion is our fault. I
am having difficulty understanding the
problem with which you want help.
(Martin paces, frustrated,
perplexed.)
VOICE FROM ABOVE (CONT'D)
Are you still there?
Yes.
MARTIN
Press Pray 7
MARTIN
(Looking upward) Absolutely.
Yes.
NO!
No.
MARTIN
I don't know.
MARTIN
And