Inside you is a force more benevolent than anything you could

ever believe.
Within you is a power stronger than anything you've ever known.
We think of angels as entities external from ourselves and
extradimensional in scope. We imagine them somewhere sitting in
the clouds strumming harps or flapping wings whilst sprinkling
down love from heaven.
And that's true. There are angels in heaven, and they are working
towards making the world a better place.
But the most powerful manifestation of angelic will exists in a
place far closer towards home--because it exists within yourself.
Somewhere inside you--somewhere deep within the core of your
soul--lingers a spark of pure goodness. And if tended carefully and
fanned into life, that singular spark will become a bonfire of
benevolence that brightens the world.
You are an angel in training. You are a force divine.
And to unlock those powers and unleash that magnificence--to
release that inner potential and release the angel within--you
need strive towards that goal unfailingly and unceasingly
throughout every single day. And you need accept all necessary
pains that come from giving birth unto such an amazing force.
Those pains arise in form of psychic discomfort from resisting the
urges of your brain when it prompts you towards doing anything
that runs contrary unto benevolence. And those pains are what
you must endure--for to birth that angel inside, to tend that spark
until it grows so bright it becomes blinding--you must force
yourself towards performing nothing but angelic acts.
Thus you need endure the pangs of withholding rude statements,
of refraining from unkind acts, and of preventing yourself from
giving into impulsive instincts that would have you performing

deeds of simple thoughtlessness or outright evil.

Then, with each abstention from negativity, that spark within you
grows brighter.
And that inner angel comes one step closer towards being born.
It's a simple system that has a profound effect. Refrain from
performing negative acts, then swallow all psychic discomfort
that comes from resisting the brain. Accept those pangs of
discomfort and let the angel within you grow.
Birthing an angel is a slow but steady process of moving your mind
towards benevolence whilst letting atrophy all neurological
impulses towards acts of evil.
And if you follow this simple method without fail, it's a guarantee
that before the end of this life you'll kindle that spark of light
within you into a conflagration that could illuminate entire
galaxies. You'll burn brighter than the sun. You'll sparkle more
than a rainbow.
You'll give birth unto the angel within.
And you'll become a brand new light for our world.