Long ago in bandung, there lived a couple, they are kabayan and Iteung.

They also lived with abah and ambu,

itueng parents
One day, kabayan won a lottere, kabayan won a ticket to London, England.
He was very happy, because he will go to England.
But he also sad, because he will leave Iteng, his wife.
Kabayan : Iteung, akang so happy. Because I will go to London
Iteung : oh, congratulation akang.. can I accompany you, akang? I really want to London
Kabayan : Im sorry iteung, but I just have one ticket, that is for me. Im so sorry
Iteung : so, you will go to London alone? And I will be here alone? Oh, no
Kabayan : No, iteung. In here you will stay with your abah and ambu
Iteung : No, akang. I hate this. I want to accompany you to London
Kabayan : but I just have one ticket, and we not have money to buy a ticket for you
Iteung : Oh shit. What the hell is it? Its up to you we lah
Kabayan : ok , lets go to abahs house
Kabayan and iteung go to abahs house, and tell what happened
Kabayan : assalamualaikum abah. How are you?
Abah
: waalaikum salam, Im fine, kabayan.
Kabayan : abah, I want to ask you to give me permission, because I will go to London
Abah
: when kabayan?
Kabayan : Tomorrow, but I will go to London alone, without iteung
Abah
: why? Why you go alone?
Kabayan : im sorry abah, because I just have a ticket, and that is for me
Abah
: oh, okey okey. But how about Iteung?
Kabayan : Iteung will be here when Im in London
Iteung : no, akang. I want to accompany you, titik!
Kabayan : please iteung, cicing in here.
Abah
: yes iteung, stay we lah in here. Dont follow him
Iteung : but, akang .
Iteung go to bedroom, she is crying ..
Ambu
Icih
Iteung
Icih

: dont be sad, iteung

: yes iteung, dont be sad, here I will accompany you while kabayan in London
: thank you ambu, icih
: you are welcome iteung

Kabayan : Abah, please keep iteung when Im in London

Abah
: ok kabayan, I will keep iteung. And also you must take care yourself
Kabayan : yes abah, now I will go to Airport. Assalamualaikum abah.
Abah
: Yes, waalaikum salam. Careful on the way
Kabayan go to airport. And he flies to London
In London
Kabayan : alhamdulillah, I arrive in London. But, what am I going to do in London?
Wow, its big building, big city, beautiful city .. I love London. But I also love Indonesia .. hi mister,
what is your name?
kevin
: hi, my name is Kevin. And what is your name?
Kabayan : Im kabayan, from Indonesia. Do you know Indonesia?
Kevin : yes I know, I know Indonesia, Indonesia is a beautiful country
Kabayan : yeah, its very very beautiful.
Kevin : by the way, what will you do here?

Kabayan : I dont know, maybe.. can I see your culture?

Kevin : of course you can, I will show my culture. but I also want to see your culture.
Kabayan : ok! But you must to go to Indonesia
Kevin : sure
Kevin and kabayan, walk away. They are looking for English Culture. And they find high building
Kevin : lets see kabayan, that is the highest building in the world
Kabayan : wow, amazing. Its very very high
Kevin : ok lets see another
Kevin and kabayan walk away again. They are looking for Culture. And they meet with david beckham
Kevin : hi beckham, this is my friend kabayan
Beckham: hi kabayan, Im david beckham?
Kabayan : David beckham? The best football player in England?
Beckham: Yes, you know me?
Kabayan : of course, I know you so well. Beckham, can you show me your skill?
Beckham: oh sure, check this out
Beckham show kabayan his skill
Kabayan : oh amazing, you are so cool
Beckham: thank you kabayan..
Kevin : ok kabayan, lets see another
Kabayan : yuppz.. good bye beckham
Beckham: good bye
Kevin and kabayan walk away again. They are looking for Culture. And they meet with the dancer
Kevin : hi dancer, lets show me your skill
Dancer : ok. Watch this
The dancers are dancing
Kabayan : great. Very very beautiful
Kevin : lets go kabayan, lets see another
Kevin and kabayan walk away again. They are looking for Culture. And they meet with the rock musicians
Kevin : hi portnoy. This is my f riend, kabayan from Indonesia
Portnoy : Hi Kevin, oh kabayan, nice to meet you
Kabayan : nice to meet you too. Portnoy, can you show me your skill?
Portnoy : sure, check this out
Portnoy playing drum, and Kevin playing guitar
Kabayan : wooooo.. lets rock.. you rock, man!!
Portnoy : hahahaa, thanks kabayan
Kevin : kabayan, you had saw my culture. And now, lets show me your culture
Kabayan : ok. Lets go to Indonesia

IN INDONESIA
Kevin : ou, how beautiful Indonesia
Kabayan : ok Kevin, lets see my culture
Kevin and kabayan go to kabayans house
Kabayan: Kevin, that is Indonesian farmer,
Kevin : oh, he use traditional tool, what is that?
Kabayan : that is a hoe, do you know?
Kevin : I dont know
Kabayan : oh, poor you. baaaaaahhh . Im coming
Abah
: hi kabayan! ambu, iteung, Icih, kabayan come back
ambu
: anaking kabayan, what do you thing about England? Beautiful?
Kabayan : yes ambu, very beautiful
Iteung : akaaaanng.. how are you?
Kabayan : Iteung.. Im very well
Iteung : who is this, akang?
Kabayan : Oh, this is my friend from England, Kevin
Kevin : hello iteung, Im Kevin
Iteung : hello Kevin, Im kabayans wife
Icih
: euleuh, this is bule? Wow, he is handsome
Kabayan : yes, he is bule, bule from London
Icih
: hi mister!
Kevin : hi icih..
Icih
: mister, I love u.. hehe
Kevin : Im sorry icih, but I have girlfriend in London
Icih
: uh,
Kabayan : Kevin, lets see my culture
Kevin : Ok, lets go
Kabayan : Kevin, show this, this is Indonesian music instrument, suling
Kevin : oh, beautiful music, lets play it
The musician playing suling
Kevin : wow, its good
Kabayan : yeah, very good
Kevin : lets see another
Kabayan : ok!
Kabayan : Kevin, watch this, this is dangdut, original Indonesian music
Kevin : yeah, I love it
Kabayan : lets dance Kevin
Kevin : ok,
Kevin : kabayan, I love Indonesia so much. I want to stay in Indonesia, to learn about Indonesian culture?
Kabayan : really? Ok you can to live with me in my house.
Kevin : ok kabayan, thank you so much
Kabayan : you are welcome, kevin