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The Anchor Rhode Island College March 9, 2010

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Parliament prepares to debate a vote of no confidence against SCG Treasurer Christopher Kelly last Wednesday.

Parliament votes College Capital


no confidence Planning Team
in SCG treasurer says STEM to
SCG Treasurer Christopher
Kelly removed from office
after over an hour and a half of
debate.
as it suits his purpose. What
I have seen is an officer who
enter Phase II
as a result of vote following Once roll was called and abuses his authority. What I
lengthy debate. amendments were made to the have seen is an officer more By Rita Nerney Carriuolo for approval,” said
agenda, the Open Forum portion concerned with profits and his Anchor Staff Writer Ivy Locke, vice president for
of the meeting began. Finance resume than serving the student administration and finance.
By Katherine Gaul Commission Non-Parliament interest. Last Friday, the Capital “Now, the new projected
Managing Editor Member Matthew Boyden- “…I could talk about his Planning Team spent four date for the completion of the
Wilson appeared to speak lack of transparency or his hours discussing Phase II of project is fall 2010.”
At last Wednesday’s against Kelly, and expressed negligence as a treasurer… the STEM Project. The project, The contractor cannot begin
Parliament meeting, Student his lack of confidence in the Does this man really have your which plans to put updated working on the classrooms
Community Government, Inc. two-term treasurer’s ability confidence? He does not have technology into 10 classrooms until the purchase order is
Treasurer Christopher Kelly to properly and effectively mine,” he said. throughout the campus, was processed by State Purchasing
was removed from office execute his duties. The meeting continued originally scheduled to be at the R.I. Department of
following a 14-10 vote of no While occasionally pointing with SCG President Joshua completed by the fall of 2009. Administration.
confidence. Kelly chose to directly at Kelly, Boyden- Laguerre’s announcements, “During our marathon “Because the department
not be present or address the Wilson said, “…what I have which included that he will be meeting Friday, we proposed supports all state agencies,
body during discussion on the seen as a student is an officer a budget for Phase II that will
motion and the vote was taken who picks and chooses policy See CONFIDENCE Page 5 be sent to President Nancy See STEM Page 4

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Finance allocates over $30,000


for WXIN concert
By Frank Wellington could sell out the venue, which, doesn’t include the extra
Anchor SCG Bureau according to the organization’s revenues made from tickets
quote, is 2,000 seats. sold to non-RIC students.
Despite approving the WXIN Production Director WXIN also received a $2,600
largest-single allocation of this Ryan Bailey, who presented allocation for promotional
academic year, former SCG the request with Russell, said T-shirts and a $1,000 allocation
Treasurer Christopher Kelly’s two of the artists booked for the for advertising.
last Finance Commission concert regularly fill venues of Harambee left the meeting
meeting was relatively short and a larger size, and predicted the with a $2,300 allocation
uncontroversial. The only two concert would “definitely be a for a speaker at this year’s
clubs on the agenda, Harambee sellout.” Women’s Dinner. The speaker
and WXIN, left the meeting The radio station has is slated to be Aminata Njeri, a
with multiple thousand-dollar negotiated fees with six “leadershipologist.”
allocations to fund spring performers – Mike Poshner, The Women’s Dinner is an
semester events. KIDH, Wiz Khalifa, Young annual event that acts as a forum
The commission met last Scholla, Pill and Big Sean. for opinions and discussion
Wednesday afternoon, before The club assured Finance about the advent of women in
Kelly was removed from office that preferential ticket pricing the 21st century, according to
due to a vote of no confidence will be given to RIC students, the Unity Center’s Web site.
during that evening’s Student though WXIN maintained the The event will be held in the
Parliament meeting. The event would be open to non- Faculty Center on March 19 at
Finance meeting was one of the students, as well, in order to 6:30 p.m.
shortest this year to date, lasting break even. Harambee also reallocated
only 30 minutes. The single largest allocation $400 from their operating
RIC Radio WXIN saw a of the year passed unanimously budget to contribute towards
$30,000 allocation for a hip-hop on the stipulation that all ticket the event.
concert scheduled for the end of sales will go towards paying Last Wednesday would
April. The concert is tentatively back the initial allocation mark the final meeting for
scheduled to be held at Lupo’s before contributing to the radio Kelly, who as SCG treasurer
in Providence, the WXIN station’s revenue. However, was the chairperson since fall
representatives said. WXIN if WXIN sells out at the 2008, and prior to that was a
Business Director Jason Russell $20 student ticket price, the non-Parliament member for two Anchor Photo/David Okon
said during the presentation organization stands to make a years. SCG Treasurer Christopher Kelly presides over his
to the commission that they profit of $10,000. That figure final meeting as FInance Commission chair.
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Gradfest 2010 STEM


from page 1
By Matthew Boyden-Wilson gowns, hoods and tassels and
Anchor Editor order personalized graduation they have a very high volume
announcements, class rings of requests, and ours has not
Gradfest 2010 is a one-stop and diploma frames. been reviewed yet,” Locke
shop to get students geared up Complimentary photos are explained. “That’s the only
for graduation, and will be held being offered courtesy of Grad reason the project has been
this year in the Student Union Images/GradTrak. Students dragged out this long.”
in early April. The event is not are under no obligation to The Science, Technology,
so much a festival as much as purchase a photography Engineering, and Mathematics
it is a long queue of seniors package, and may have a (STEM) initiative was
waiting to buy caps and gowns photo taken in regalia or just organized by Governor Donald
so they can promptly leave. for their professional portfolio. Carcieri, and Rhode Island
The event brings together Career Services, the Alumni College began implementing
many services so that Association and Senior Class grant money by renovating
undergraduate or advanced- of 2010 officers will provide some electronic classrooms. Anchor Photo/Bethany L’etoile
degree candidates can prepare information about their Rooms were chosen based on
for graduation, or at least help services and upcoming events. the subjects taught in them and Henery Barnard saw upgrades as part of STEM Phase I.
students figure out if they will Students can also learn about the greatest need for improved
be a super-senior or not. Adams Library’s extended technology according to in a global market.” team oversees.
Representatives will be on privileges for alumni. professors’ wishes. The classrooms that will “This committee is one of
hand to help students verify The Commencement Office Currently, there are three be affected by Phase II next my proudest accomplishments
diploma information, apply will also provide information levels of electronic classrooms semester are Fogarty Life so far,” Locke said. “We’ve
for graduation if they haven’t about Cap and Gown Day at RIC. Basic e-classrooms are Science Rooms 108 and 209, already got plans for our
already done so and check and the exercises scheduled equipped with a projector, a Gaige Rooms 253 and 257, economic stimulus dollars,
on any outstanding issues in May. Gradfest 2010 is computer and a DVD player. Horace Mann Rooms 185, although we’re still waiting for
that may prohibit them from scheduled for Wed., April 7 Alger classrooms are more 186, 189 and 190, and Clarke the funds.”
graduating, such as forgetting from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. in the advanced, boasting touch- Science Lecture Hall 128 and The team’s ideas include
to take Writing 100. Students Student Union Ballrooom. screen projectors that were Fogarty Life Science 050. installing fire detectors and
may also purchase caps, installed in 2005. The new The Capital Planning Team sprinklers in every room
STEM classrooms will include consists of Locke, Director on campus, since the state
video capture and video of Facilities, Operations and designated the economic
conferencing, as well. Capital Projects Edward Brady, stimulus money for fire safety.
“When we began the STEM Assistant Vice President for When it comes to the STEM
initiative, professors who Information Services Richard project, “we’d love to do more
worked with us during the Prull, Assistant Vice President classrooms,” Locke admitted,
Alger classroom renovations for Finance and Controller Paul “but we had to narrow it down
gave us tips on how to make the Forte and College Engineer to only 10 rooms based on
Alger technology even better,” Kevin Fitta. The committee funding. In our budget we
Locke said. “The money for this was formed in 2008 by Locke just created, we noted that we
technology has been granted to because of the college’s master want to update some more
improve our students in these planning process. The long- classrooms. We’re always
four content areas – to make us term plan for campus facilities trying to find ways to do more.”
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CONFIDENCE
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attending a student government


presidents’ conference in
Washington, D.C. this year.
Afterwards, he introduced
alumni speaker Chris Farell,
who spoke about how he got
involved in campaigns and how
members of Parliament could
join him in participating in
elections.
Next to make his
announcements was SCG Vice
President Travis Escobar. He
announced that May 5 will be
the elections for next year’s
SCG executive and Parliament
officers, and that students who
wish to run must have their
Anchor Photo/Bethany L’etoile
petition certified by noon on
Parliament members listen intently to the debate. FROM LEFT: Reps. Andrew Augustus, Aaron Buckley,
May 4. SCG Secretary Shawn
Nigel Evangelista, Kameron Spaulding, Mark Paolucci, Jeremy Ogunba and Frances Diaz.
Andrews was next. He focused
Visible in foreground are Dean Scott Kane and Rep Michael Hartley.
on the upcoming STORGY
Awards, which are tentatively being dissatisfied with their about. staff member, that inspires no Treasurer, President Laguerre
set to be held at the Weston the projected budget for next year. “I am upset by a constant confidence in me and also in the could still sign any financial
first weekend in May. Student “They’re [RSA] mad about lack to follow policy, rules, be students I represent.” documents just as any president
organizations will begin the something that the Finance open and [not being] honest Berno was referring to of an organization can sign their
award nomination and voting Commission really did,” Kelly with people, which I think is a lengthy conversation that own club’s withdrawal slips.
process after Spring Break. said, after explaining that their the highest reason we’re here,” Kelly was seen having with On the subject of the Finance
Kelly then took the floor budget would be released the Spaulding said. “If we lose the RSA Advisor Joie Steele at the Commission, Spaulding
for what would become his following day. faith of these people, we lose Student Organization Showcase countered with, “An ex-officio
final announcements, and said Representative Kameron what we’re here for.” member may sit over Finance

“Personally and pro-


that he would not address the Spaulding, who is also editor- After his brief comments, next Wednesday so Finance can
comments made by Boyden- in-chief of The Anchor, next Spaulding said his confidence still meet…”
Wilson. Instead, he spoke to took the floor, and said that he in the treasurer had been After several rounds of
the numerous members of the fessionally, I don’t
did want to discuss what Mr. shaken, and motioned for a vote comments by other Parliament
Resident Student Association Boyden-Wilson came to speak of no confidence in Kelly. The believe that voting members, Alumni Rep. Nigel
that came to the meeting after motion was quickly seconded Chris out will solve Evangelista passed the floor to
by Rep. Andrew Augustus. former SCG President Chris
After this motion was made,
anything” Buonanno, who was among the
Treasurer Kelly left the room, – SCG President many students present in the
saying that he’d be outside Joshua Laguerre gallery at the meeting.
and to send someone for him “When I was the secretary
when Parliament was done and president-elect, the Student
deliberating. after the conclusion of Activity Fee was $45. Now it’s
“Personally and Wednesday afternoon’s Finance $60 thanks to myself and Mr.
professionally, I don’t believe meeting in the Student Union. Lima working together with
that voting Chris out will solve RSA, along with numerous other then-President Nazarian.” He
anything,” Laguerre said as he organizations on campus, have continued, “The reason we did
attained the floor to make a case expressed their dissatisfaction that is so we’d have enough
against the motion. with the $140,000 in cuts made money to give to the clubs to
Rep. Amanda Berno, who to student club budgets for next suffice their needs, to make sure
is also president of RSA, said, year, printed by The Anchor that we have a sufficient amount
“Our advisor spoke with Chris after being leaked two weeks of money to come and ask and
Kelly and he told her some ago. get what they needed. To cut
things that may or may not Concern was raised by some below where we were at $45…
have been true…I found out members over the possibility to me goes against what student
that some of the things he did of SCG’s financial business government should be trying to
Anchor Photo/Alex Hoffman
say to her were lies and thinking grinding to a halt if the treasurer do.”
that an officer on Parliament is were removed, at which point He ended with, “Vote
SCG Administrative Assistant Sally Hindson
lying not only to organizations Spaulding reassured Parliament wisely.”
and ousted Treasurer Christopher Kelly
but also to a professional that in the absence of a
before the start of Wednesday’s meeting. See SCG, CONT. Page 6
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meeting in executive session,” you just don’t use executive
which goes against rules session, it is a privileged thing
pertaining to public body in our government that he has
meetings, Spaulding said. abused.”
“Then, after he could not do Rep. Aaron Buckley also
that, he finally started the yielded two minutes of his time
meeting. The reason that he said to Spaulding so that he could
they needed to go into executive continue presenting his case for
session was discipline…was the Kelly’s removal.
reason he gave on the record. Staff Rep. Mark Paolucci
Discipline is not an action yielded the floor to members
that can be taken by Finance,” of the student community who
Spaulding said.
Spaulding was referring to
the emergency meeting of Feb.
24, where Kelly attempted to
“I found out that
have Spaulding and Anchor some of the things
TV Treasurer Thomas Lima [Kelly] did say to her
(who was filming the meeting)
escorted out by two Campus
were lies.”
Police officers. Kelly had earlier – Rep. Amanda Berno
ordered Augustus, who is also
WXIN news director, out of the
meeting, all before it officially had come to watch the meeting.
Anchor Photo/David Okon began. One student who spoke was
FROM LEFT: Deputy Speaker Christopher Volcy, Spaulding continued, “I Rainbow Alliance Treasurer
President Joshua Laguerre and Secretary Shawn Andrews have with me here cases from Krystal Dos Santos, who said,
the attorney general that state “We have asked Chris Kelly for
the video should be played. hear a list of Treasurer Kelly’s that we are subject to open our budget a couple of times
SCG, cont. Speaker Nicholas Lima was transgressions. As Spaulding meetings laws which means in and have been denied access
from page 5 asked to make a ruling, but had previously stated that he the State of Rhode Island that to see our budgets to compare
Rep. Diaz and Rep. Nicholas had such examples, but due you must start your meetings what we have in comparison
Bernardo withdrew their to a time limit rule on debate in an open way. You can then to what Student Community
request for it to be played after his allotted time had expired, motion by majority vote to go Government has.”
Buonanno, in an interview
Diaz summarized what was on Leonidas passed the floor to into executive session.” Another student speaker,
after the meeting, said, “If SCG
the DVD. him. Spaulding, given only a He continued, “The number Rebecca Laroche, who
does have the resources to give
Shortly afterward, a motion minute and 45 seconds to pass of times that he [Kelly] has identified herself as a former
to organizations and does not
was made by Secretary Shawn on what he could, began with misused executive session executive officer of RSA,
do that then they’re not doing
Andrews to call the question, examples from the emergency both in the time that I was spoke against Kelly, but was
their job.” He also expressed
which would have forced an Finance Commission meeting on Finance and this year as interrupted by Kane when she
concern that not using the
immediate vote. The motion held the previous Wednesday. someone that has sat in on attempted to reveal an issue
money for what it’s meant to
was ultimately voted down in “One, he tried to start a the meetings is astounding… she had with Kelly last spring
be used for could result in the
favor of further discussion.
Student Activity Fee actually
Dean of Students Scott
being decreased by the Board
Kane, who serves on Parliament
of Governors for Higher
as SCG’s advisor, stated his
Education.
opposition to the vote during
“[Kelly] isn’t perfect, he
the meeting. He recalled the
is human,” said Rep. Nikhol
aftermath of the impeachment
Bentley, who sat on Finance
trial of Ericka Atwell two years
with Kelly. “If he says the
ago where, after the guilty
wrong policy, if he says the
verdicts, several Parliament
wrong thing, he always comes
members tried to capitalize on
back in and says stuff like, ‘I’m
the political fallout by attacking
sorry, that’s my mistake.’”
other officers, grinding SCG
Rep. Frances Diaz took the
business to a halt for weeks
floor some time later, holding
and creating unproductive in-
a DVD copy of the Jan. 27
fighting in the body. Kane also
Parliament meeting. That
said that he believed the timing
meeting was adjourned early
of the no confidence vote was
using what some have called
poor, noting that it was late into
“creative means” by several
Kelly’s second term and that the
Parliament members. Diaz
year is nearly over.
said that in the video, Kelly Anchor Photo/Alex Hoffman
After further discussion,
can be seen saying that he will
Rep. Kervin Leonidas, who Rep. Amanda Berno, center, was among those to speak out against Treasurer
“handle it,” then he refused to
is also president of the Senior Christopher Kelly. Seated behind Berno (from left) is RSA Advisor Joie Steele and
let members into the room. A
Class, expressed a wish to an unidentified RSA member. At right is Rep. Christopher Breene.
debate ensued over whether
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where he allegedly lost their meeting, Lima said, “The point question, which passed by an this Wednesday, however, the standing-room only
conference paperwork. Kane of a vote of no confidence is overwhelming voice vote. Rep. due to reasons that have not Parliament Chambers; WXIN,
argued that it was from Kelly’s to simply remove an officer Jeremy Ogunba, who is also been announced publicly, the in an unprecedented move,
previous term as treasurer, and that the majority of the body president of Harambee, was election will not take place until suspended programming in
therefore not relevant to the doesn’t want in the position among a select few members after Spring Break, leaving the order to broadcast the meeting
discussion. any more. Like the decision- to vote no on the motion to end office vacant for as many as live over the air.
Speaker Lima ruled that the making process that goes into a debate, emphatically pounding three weeks. Rep. Buckley said, “I feel
information was relevant. While voter’s mind during an election, his fist and shouting “No!” from “I want all Parliament bad that this had to happen,
Laroche resumed speaking, everything about the person, the far corner of the room. members to be aware that there but the number of students
Kane again interrupted in order be it their actions, history, An earlier motion had been will NOT be an election to fill who showed up to Parliament
to challenge Lima’s ruling. It personality or even a single passed for the vote to be taken by the Treasurer’s position at the Wednesday night displayed the
was the first time a ruling by disagreeable decision they secret ballot, as is customarily meeting on 03/10/10,” Laguerre desire of the student body and
Lima has been challenged since made can be a valid reason, and done in electoral matters. Lima said in an e-mail to Parliament not just members of Parliament
he was elected speaker in 2008. therefore valid in the discussion asked Elections Commission on Thursday. to perform this vote of no
After some debate, Dean thereof. Even if an officer is members Rep. Brandi Jackson Kelly, who succeeded two- confidence.”
Kane’s attempt to overrule doing a good job, if a majority and Bernardo, along with term Treasurer Andrew Jarbeau, Rep. Christopher Breene
Speaker Lima failed, 3-20, of members don’t agree with Vice President Escobar and served with Jarbeau as a non- said he felt “horrible, it was
in a hand vote. Lima told the officer, the provision was President Laguerre, to oversee Parliament Finance member for one of the worst things I’ve
Parliament that since a vote put there by the founders of the balloting. Once members two years before being elected had to do as a Parliament
of no confidence is a purely our parliamentary system in voted (being an electoral issue, to his first full term as treasurer member. This could have been
political action and can be done order for Parliament to remain only the student members for 2008-2009, defeating avoided if he apologized for his
for any reason, anything about effective and work towards could vote), the group left the Rep. Shawn Andrews, who mistakes. He abused his power
Kelly would be in play. commonality.” room to count the ballots. They became secretary of SCG in the as a committee chairman. He
When asked to explain his Rep. Buckley made a were joined by Spaulding and following election. Kelly ran changed.”
ruling in an interview after the second motion to call the Bentley, who Lima appointed unopposed for his second term When called Monday
to observe the process as in that election. Though his seeking comment about his
representatives from each side tenure was marked by several removal from office, Kelly
of the issue. unpopular and controversial replied that he did not wish to
After nearly 10 minutes, rulings, his accomplishments make a statement.
they returned to Parliament included integrating technology
Chambers, and the room fell into student government’s -With reports by David
silent. Lima announced the operation and two years of Okon, Frank Wellington,
result of the vote, 14-10 in fiscal stability and projected Hayden James and Mandy
favor of removal from office by record surpluses. Wray Dion.
no confidence, and declared the Next Wednesday’s Finance
Office of the Treasurer of SCG Commission meeting will Just the facts:
vacant and Christopher Kelly likely be the first without Kelly
removed. as a member since the spring of Treasurer Kelly
Kelly was not present in the 2006.
room for the announcement Since the vote took place, Elected: April 2008
of Parliament’s vote, and reaction from Parliament
was not available to reporters members has been wide- Re-elected: April 2009
after the meeting. Reportedly, ranging.
he monitored the meeting Rep. Evangelista, who as an
Years on Finance: 4
upstairs in the SCG office, and alumni member could not vote Key actions: eliminat-
afterwards promptly cleaned in the matter, said, “I’m not
out his desk. surprised by what happened, ed funding for Exodus
The affirmative no seeing all of the students that
confidence vote was the showed up to protest Mr. Yearbook, opposed RIC
first in recent memory in Kelly. It was clear that the Fest, proposed five-
student government at RIC; student body wanted him out.
it is unknown when the last This should send a message to year media organiza-
occurred, if ever. However, the everybody that if you don’t do
action taken by Parliament was your job properly, you can be tion stipend cap, shut
purely political, and will not replaced by someone who will.” down RIC TV, created
have repercussions for Kelly Evangelista also said that
beyond his removal. Kelly the amount of people watching Revenue Carry-over
retains the right to participate the meeting on Anchor TV
fully, and in fact does not lose around campus was a signal that Policy, revised SCG
his membership on Parliament the general student population Funding Policies and
as a result of the vote. Whether had gained a real interest in the
or not the former treasurer will matter, and were concerned. was first SCG trea-
option to remain on the body has Hundreds watched on Anchor
not been announced publicly. TV Channel 3 and anchortv.org, surer to work with $60
Anchor Photo/David Okon According to the SCG By- including some on television Student Activity Fee.
Dean of Students and SCG Advisor Scott Kane. Laws, an election to replace screens placed outside of
Kelly is supposed to be held Student Union 307 to alleviate
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A commendation to Iraqi voters


who defied terrorist attacks
The Anchor would like to commend the “A few bombs won’t keep them away from the
Iraqi people on a large election turnout despite polls,” said one voter in Bagdad, according to the
dozens of small terrorist attacks killing 31 early Wall Street Journal.
last Sunday morning. Local election officials A successful democratic election is not only
estimated that turnout was close to 70 percent a key turning point in the war on terror but also
despite the attacks. By comparison, the 2008 U.S. on the U.S. military’s involvement in Iraq. The
presidential race had a 62 percent turnout, which outcome of the election will determine the speed
was the highest since the 1968 election won by at which troops withdraw from the country,
Republican nominee Richard Nixon. though the Obama administration has promised a
Iraqi political commentators are calling the rapid departure of troops later this year.
election race between Prime Minister Maliki and The elections ended early Monday morning and
former Interim Prime Minister Allawi too close each of the 10,000 polling stations are required to
to call. Independent election monitors, such as post official tabulations within 24 hours after the
the United Nation’s envoy to Baghdad, were close of voting. Official tallies will be released a
reportedly pleased initially with the observed few days after those figures have been published.
elections procedures. The election will determine the makeup of
It’s sad to say that the violence that left 31 dead Iraq’s 325-member Parliament and offer an
last weekend were less brutal than the high-profile indication of Iraq’s future.
attacks that have shaken the capital in recent The close political race leaves The Anchor with
months, some days killing more than 100 people. a feeling of optimism for the country’s future, a
Hopefully, this high turnout is an indicator belief that democracy can come from the ashes of
democracy is taking root in Iraq and that terrorism tyranny, and pride for the enduring spirit of the
isn’t working as well as the insurgents hoped. Iraqi people.

– The Anchor Editorial Board

The Anchor Staff


News Editor Hayden James
Sports Editor Andrew Augustus
Sera Alexia, Kerrin
Opinions Editor Andrew Massey
Arzoomanian, Kelly Beshara-
Kameron Spaulding A&E Editor Justin Wilder
Flynn, Brandee Bilotto, Georgie
Photography Editor Mandy Wray Dion
Editor-in-Chief Layout Editors Samantha Mandeville
Bissell, Adam Bram, Aaron
Buckley, Rob Duguay, Laura
Daniel Jordan
Horton, Zach Hynes, Julie Kessler,
Copy Editor Nicholas J. Lima
Jonathan Kmieciak, Bethany
Graphics Editor Zach Serowik
Katie Carroll Business Manager Matt Boyden-Wilson
L’Etoile, Rob Lefebvre, Samy
Masadi, Brian McKenna, Jesus
Katherine Gaul Advertising Manager Nicholas Bernardo
Mendoza, Rita Nerney, David
Technology Director Alex Tirrell
Managing Editors Circulation Manager Adam Chapasko
Okon, Mohsin Siddiqui, Edward
Taylor, Alexandra Weston,
Faculty Advisor Lloyd Matsmumoto
Alicia White
Professional Advisor Doug Hadden
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Beware of the unknown laws


Laws. As a civilized society and because Spring Break is it makes complete sense to have laws irrational, but some of be watchful, when you get out of
we have laws which we are approaching I wanted to warn that law because it would be a them are also deeply sexist. Rhode Island, don’t go fishing
required to abide; most of anyone who planned to leave prevention of something bigger. For example, in Missouri, it with your bare hands, educating
them make sense, and are the state to be careful with what On the other hand, I can’t is illegal for four women to dogs, or tying a giraffe to a
necessary for the well being they do because you can never conceive why is there a law in rent an apartment together. In telephone pole because you
of the society and the survival know if you are breaking one of Pacific Grove, Calif. that states Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is can never be too sure if you are
of our civilization. Things like those laws. that “molesting” a butterfly can illegal for a woman to call a breaking the law. You should
no killing, no stealing, or no For example, if you happen result in a $500 fine. Or why man on a date. In Oxford, Ohio also know that you are not safe
texting while driving will make to be a man, visiting Portland, in Blyth a person must own at a woman is forbidden from from breaking unpredictable
sense to most rational people. Maine, and for an inexplicable least two cows before he/she taking her clothes off while laws in Rhode Island; know that
However, when you have a law reason you decide to tickle a is permitted to wear cowboy standing in front of a man’s you cannot throw pickle juice
that prohibits any establishment woman under the chin with boots in public. I cannot even picture. These laws sound on a trolley, smoke a pipe after
in Iowa from charging a feather duster, please know speculate about these two archaic and medieval to me, and sunset in Newport, or jump out
admission to see a one-armed that you are breaking the law. laws, nothing I’ve ever seen I profoundly hope that they are of bridge in Providence without
piano player, you just have to As irrational as that sound, or experienced allows me not active anymore, and if they breaking the law.
wonder why. Why indeed? for all we know they had a to imagine a scenario where are active, I can only wonder So, be careful and be safe,
I don’t know, but what I do valid reason for creating that one of this would necessary. why a feminist group hasn’t and hopefully have a legal
know is that the United States is law; maybe once upon a time, Nevertheless, if you decide to tackled them yet. Spring Break.
full of those useless, dumb laws a woman, after being tickled visit Blyth and want to wear The laws I mentioned before
that no one knows about, and under the chin with a feather boots, be sure to opt for UGGs, prove that unless you have read
which are completely useless. duster, went psycho and or be prepared to buy two the lists of laws of all the states, Marcia Diaz
Nevertheless, they are laws, decide to take vengeance and cows. you can never be sure what’s
and it is illegal to break them, committed murder. In that case, Not only are some of this legal and what’s not. Therefore

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A lack of Animal
common sense and abusers
decency on Facebook beware
By Andrew Massey be subsidized by a 2-3 percent
By Zachary Serowik
Anchor Editor Opinions Editor tax on pet food, and from
there it would cost $300,000-
Last week, the Israeli Army In California there is talk 400,000 a year. The concern
scheduled a raid on the West of enacting an animal-abuser here is that such a tax on pet
Bank in Palestine in an attempt registry, marking anyone who food would make it harder
to arrest enemy militants in abused, neglected or hoarded for certain people to care for
the area. However, they were animals, whether they be their pets, leading to shelters
forced to call off the operation domestic or farm animals. becoming even fuller.
when one soldier decided to This would obviously include An interesting argument
post the time, date and location those who ran illegal dog brought up by Ed Rod, vice
of the raid on his Facebook fighting and cock fighting president of government
status. rings. Having grown up with affairs for the American Pet
I’ll give you a moment to animals, and seeing that I Products Association, says
really let this settle in. A soldier, currently live with my parents that the animal abuser registry
trained in combat and entrusted who own three cats, two dogs, would benefit everyone but
with the duty of protecting two tanks of fish and a rabbit, only pet owners are paying
his fellow citizens, thought it I’m definitely in support of for it. I honestly agree. I think
would be a perfectly logical this bill. everyone should be taxed to
act to post the details of his The bill is not just being help pay for it, since it can help
operations on a Web site visited considered to comfort animal solve abuse cases whether the
by millions – if not billions – of lovers like me. Not only would victim is animal or human.
people a day. said registry have obvious In Tennessee, a bill was
Now, I’ll give him the benefits, such as keeping proposed where convicted
benefit of the doubt. Only animals away from abusers, felon animal abusers had to
people on his friends list could but animal abusers usually pay $50 towards an animal
technically read the message. escalate to abusing people. abuser registry. However,
And hey, he wouldn’t allow wait even longer until someone were posted on Facebook for Knowing who is and who considering most animal abuse
anyone on his friends list that actually read it. This should not a couple of children who had is not an animal abuser can cases are misdemeanors, this
he didn’t speak to regularly and be too surprising, as the brains been murdered at their schools help point out who might be a was ineffective and shot down.
fully trust with his personal that told them to update their in Australia. While the vast potential child abuser or wife If all people in animal abuse
secrets, right? status instead of call are the majority of the wall comments beater, or even a serial killer. cases had to pay such a fee,
OK, now that I’ve let out same brains that told them to and messages sent to the sites Obviously, a registered animal then we could be in business.
my little spurt of sarcasm, I can go exploring in a storm drain. were well-meaning, some abuser isn’t going to receive I think Rhode Island
continue with my point. I do not bring you these horrifically terrible people felt the same stigma of a sex should propose such a registry
People do really stupid stories to denounce the Web the need to post pornographic offender, nor will they always at some point, for both the
things on the Internet. I know site itself. For one thing, I images and messages referring be the first person the police humanitarian benefits and the
I’m beating a dead horse for may as well be complaining to bestiality. go to in an abuse case, but it benefits to law enforcement.
some of you that have been about the Internet itself. The I am certain these monsters will raise awareness of these I would like to know if there
saying the same thing for outcome will be the same: will get what’s coming to them. individuals. are any animal abusers in
years, but, unfortunately, just billions of people will still rely At the very least, their accounts The biggest problem is my neighborhood. I love my
because you complain about it on it and log in every second. have been permanently deleted funding. According to Time, to puppies and I wouldn’t want
doesn’t mean you aren’t guilty Secondly, with the simple facts from Facebook’s server. start up the program anywhere anything to happen to them,
yourselves. How many of you that the site has helped family Meanwhile, the Israeli soldier from $500,000 to $1 million and I’m sure most other animal
have been dumb enough to members and friends reconnect mentioned at the beginning of would be needed. This would lovers would feel the same.
add a family member to your and a number of charities are this article has been suspended
friends list and then post a generating revenue from ads from active duty.
picture of yourselves getting and donations, Facebook does It’s important to remember
drunk at a party? just as much (if not more) good that Facebook is not
Further proof of this as its users do bad. anonymous, nor is a status
hypothesis has already Very few people realize update private. When posting
been offered. Last year, two today that the Internet is no something that an average of
Australian girls who got lost in a longer full of “anonymous” over 100 people have the ability
storm drain and searched over a forums. Heck, Facebook puts to read, it’s best to think about
dozen hours for a signal. When your real name right on your what you’re going to type at
that signal was eventually status. Yet people still feel the least five seconds longer than
found they updated their status need to act like immature idiots. you think is necessary.
on Facebook, causing them to In February, two memorial sites
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The irony kills me


State Senator Roy Ashburn know politicians have their
(R–District 18) needs a little bit hearts and soul surgically
more than a few drinks and a removed upon election).
long drive to relax. The anti-gay I was willing to call it a
senator was pulled over leaving good day there and enjoy the
a gay bar with an unidentified small little victory for same-
male passenger in the car with sex marriage, but then it got so
him. I’ll give you a moment to much better in a way I could not
let that soak that in. imagine. Apparently, a Vatican
Sen. Ashburn has obviously chorister and a senior aide to
released the SPAS (or Standard the Pope himself were running
Politician Apology Speech), a homosexual prostitution
By Andrew Massey saying, “I am deeply sorry for ring out of the Vatican. This
War on Ignorance my actions and offer no excuse was discovered via wiretap
for my poor judgment. I accept in connection to a corruption
This week has been a complete responsibility for my inquiry, according to BBC
great week for those who conduct and am prepared to News.
support same-sex marriage and accept the consequences for The way it worked was that
appreciate irony. It all started what I did. I am also truly sorry the chorister, Ghinedu Thomas
for me when I read the story that for the impact this incident will Ehiem, would get the prostitutes
an anti-gay state lawmaker was have on those who support for the aide, Angelo Balducci. California State Sen. Roy Ashburn.
pulled over for a DUI. There is and trust me – my family, my This happened at least 10 times
nothing too out of the ordinary constituents, my friends and my that were recorded. According now Catholicism will look suit and we will all focus on
there with a drunken politician. colleagues in the Senate.” to a Vatican spokesperson, the inwardly at what they are doing the truly important issue in the
In fact, this is the exact kind of Someone needs to make Pope was aware of the issue, and decide that suppressing world: the world itself. We will
story I’d tell people to ignore, a drinking game for these which makes me wonder their priest’s sexual desires is all clean up the Earth and the air
since they’re as likely to get apology speeches. How does what else he is aware of in the not the best idea. Then maybe and water quality will be like
drunk and drive as any one of half a shot for every time the Vatican. Democrats will realize that they they were before humans were
us. Hell, I’ll go as far to say words “sorry” and “apologize” Now it should be noted that are wimps and the Republicans a threat to the Earth…
being a senator is a stressful are mentioned, one shot for as far as I know homosexuality will realize that they are bastards Or maybe they will isolate
job and he probably needs to every family or family values in the Vatican is not outright and they will reconcile their that person as a lone incident
relax somehow, but that doesn’t references is made and two banned so much as it is heavily differences and bring forth a and go on into denial about
excuse his actions. shots every time the apologizer frowned upon, but still, the new Golden Era in this country. it all. That fixes everything!
Well, apparently, California gets “emotional” (since we all irony is too good for me. Maybe Soon after the world will follow Doesn’t it?

How many lumps do you want?


or so, saying that they hate the civilly and intelligently be the stupid. It’s only by chance or anymore. And if you try to get
government for giving them an standard in this country? Even careful planning if you’re not. some of that back, you’re called
extreme political system that the in our own Congress? Why else do we keep getting a socialist neo-Nazi psycho-
government has no intention of Why can’t we discuss issues that triple Whopper when our killer weenie who put on his
giving them, and claiming they of state and country on the merits hearts and pants are about to grandmother’s makeup wrong.
are fighting for what it already of truth and actual outcomes, explode? Because it’s scrum- We need to stop being
is giving them. rather than fear-mongering diddly-umptious, that’s why. ignorant, every one of us:
Recently, it seems, a small and misinformation? Why And we’re dense as stumps. Republican and Democrat,
group of liberal-leaning people are the people of this country Maybe if good schools conservative and liberal, East
took a page out of minor Looney such sauropods (a family of didn’t cost so much, more Coast and West Coast, man
Tunes villain Pete Puma’s book. herbivorous dinosaurs featuring people would learn a thing or and woman, heterosexual and
When tea gives you a headache, long necks and tails, whose two about how to form logical homosexual, old and young,
By Adam D. Bram have coffee instead. brains were mostly so small thoughts. But this brings us to wizard and muggle, Alliance
Stark Raving Mad Documentary filmmaker compared to their body size another reason why we keep and Horde, black and white and
Annabel Park made a comment that they needed a huge nerve getting that triple Whopper. plaid, Jew-Christian-Muslim-
Better give me a lot of on her Facebook page to the network in their backsides We’re greedy. We want it all, Buddhist-Toist-Hindi-Jedi-
lumps. A whole lot of lumps. idea of starting a Coffee Party just to keep their legs moving and we want it now. Who cares Scientologist-whatever.
At least, that’s what I’ve where everyone sits down and correctly, hence making them how we get it or how many Read a book, learn your
been dying to give to these discusses politics civilly and a far better analogy than sheep people get stepped on? facts, and stop fighting. As
misguided ignoramuses calling based on facts like reasonable, any day)? Such is human nature for the coffee and tea, in the
themselves the Tea Party. sane adults. Soon, it grew into It always strikes me how everywhere, but most successful meantime, no thanks. I’ll help
They’ve been a thorn in the side a movement. But really, why absolutely stupid we are for countries have laws in place to myself.
of every human being with a do we even need a movement? a world power. And we are curb such tendencies. Not in
working brain for the past year Why can’t discussing things stupid. I’m stupid, you’re the good-old USA, at least not
March 9, 2010
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Photo of the Week
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This week’s winner: Andrew Augustus


I took this picture using a Samsung SL620. This is a scene from
Middlebury, Vermont taken last weekend. It is a view in the middle
of the town. The picture was inspired when a friend said he could
kayak over the falls. This picture shows the natural power nature
can produce that leaves man to challenge his limits. Also, it shows
the beauty of the changing of the seasons.
- Andrew Augustus

Submit your photos to


photography@anchorweb.org
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Alternative A&W’s 50th anniversary


Spring Break By Alexandra Weston
Anchor Staff Writer

feel like donating food, money Fifty years ago, Joe


or supplies to these countries Fanning, a mill worker living in
isn’t enough, spending a few Smithfield decided he wanted
days there may suit your to open his own business. He
want to help. During this hired a carpenter and together
upcoming Spring Break, a they began building an old-
few RIC students are traveling fashioned car-hop restaurant on
to Haiti to help rebuild and Route 44 in Greenville. Joe was
help Haitians cope with this able to finish just in time for the
horrifying disaster. summer season of 1960, and he
If you do not want to hung out a sign that’s still there
travel, there is plenty of today: “A&W Root Beer.”
By Laura Horton volunteering needed to be Back then, the root beer cost
Travel Tips done locally. You can spend a nickel, one employee would
time cleaning a park, painting take care of up to seven car-
Another Spring Break over or removing graffiti off hops at a time and sometimes it
article! Believe me, I’m kind buildings that children are was even necessary to employ
of sick of them, too. This one, near or volunteering with a police officer to direct traffic
though, can be considered the less-privileged children. Even in and out of the restaurant
most important. An alternative volunteering for one day can parking lot.
Spring Break can be the best make your Spring Break worth In 1985, Fanning finally
way to spend your Spring it. If you are having trouble decided to retire and sold
Break. If you like to get finding volunteer opportunities his small restaurant to Joel
involved in your community, in your area, visit the Career Feinberg. Feinberg ran the
country or even the world, try Development Center in Craig- restaurant until 1993, when he
an alternative Spring Break on Lee and they will steer you in also chose to retire and sold the same family. Sisters ask 1995, A&W has opened on
for size. the right direction. A&W to another set of owners. us to hire their brothers and the second Saturday in March
With all the disasters Plan your alternative For a time, these owners sisters and we find that we have through rain or shine, served
happening over the years and Spring Break ahead of time, operated their business under reliable employees for many over 1 million hot wieners,
recently, the need for help especially if you plan on the name “Bill’s Old Time Root seasons. In fact, we have had more than 97,000 gallons of
is outstanding. Take a look traveling. The United Way, Beer.” Unfortunately, without parent-child employees who root beer poured in frosted
at New Orleans and other Habitat for Humanity and the A&W brand behind them, have worked for us in the same mugs and over 40,000 gallons
areas affected by Hurricane Freedom Corps are three their business didn’t even last season.” of root beer poured for root
Katrina. It has been almost five groups that offer alternative an entire season and it went Mosca has also reached beer floats. NBC 10’s Frank
years since this devastating Spring Break opportunities. back into the hands of Feinberg. out to the community in an Coletta has done a coffee cup
hurricane, and parts of New This is the place to start when Feinberg put the business attempt to raise funds for salute to the business on the
Orleans still look like Katrina looking into alternative spring up for sale again, and even any community group or Sunrise program for the past
hit yesterday. The city breaks. If you are looking considered selling the land and organization that might need five years. The establishment
still needs help to rebuild. for advice, asking these starting a different business. help. As long as the group itself has been remodeled and,
Volunteers are needed to bring organizations can help no Finally, he sold it to a Smithfield members dine at the A&W in addition to being brought
the city of New Orleans back. matter if you are helping out native and Johnson & Wales restaurant, a portion of the up to the new fire codes, has
The hearts and souls of the locally or globally. graduate, Stephanie Mosca. money spent will be donated to upgraded the bathrooms, patio
residents touched by Katrina Spring Break is seven She resurrected the A&W that group’s cause. area and the roof was replaced,
were damaged, but not all days of no classes and name and, after opening it up A&W has daily specials bringing this 50-year-old
is lost, as with a little handy endless possibilities. Pick up for its first summer season in starting on Monday with the building into the 21st century.
work these towns and cities a hammer, crayons or trash. 1995 under new management, 10-percent senior citizen The continued success for
can be brought back to life. Volunteer for an hour or a it was an immediate success. discount, through to Friday A&W today is all attributed
Haiti, Chile and Taiwan all whole day. Enjoy your Spring Almost all of Mosca’s sisters when they offer clam cakes to the same traditions that Joe
have been hit with earthquakes Break no matter what you are have worked in the restaurant and chowder, and even into the Fanning created when he first
devastating buildings, homes, doing. Relax and let the books at one time or another, and her weekend where you can buy started the business in 1960.
hospitals and families. If you collect dust for a few days. younger sister, Pennie Nero, three wieners for $3.50 with the The root beer recipe is exactly
continues to work there today purchase of a large root beer. In the same as it was when
as the general manager. addition, every Tuesday is the Fanning made his first batch;
The A&W franchise has “Tuesday Night Cruise” with the use of car-hops (“Turn
always stressed its deeply Cruisin’ Bruce Palmer, where Lights On for Service”) is still
rooted, family-oriented classic car aficionados display employed, which is the only
traditions. The current owner, their vintage automobiles. At one available in Rhode Island,
Mosca, said, “Many of our 15 years, and still going, this is and the tray on the window
employees have come from the longest-running, single-site service of root beer in mugs is
family units, where we have weekly cruise in Rhode Island. all part of the nostalgic charm
employed several members of Since that first summer in that still continues today.
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Taking them out the cheap way


compete with national chains
with all of their advertisement
money and larger staff, they
focus on what counts: food
and service. Very often these
places will offer better food for
cheaper or equivalent prices to
the national chains. Better yet,
the mom-and-pop places offer a
cozier and quiet environment –
perfect for a first date.
Cheap movies – I know the
By Andrew Massey dinner and movie date is very
Ballin’ on a Budget cliché, but that is because it
works so well. Tuesday nights
Let’s face it: we all have seem to be the slowest nights
someone we’d like to take out. for movie theaters so they
Maybe it is the person who sits offer matinee prices at night to
next to you in class, or someone increase traffic. It is definitely a
you work with, but you want to good time to take advantage and
take them out, and what better go on a date. Also, because of
way to do it than on the cheap? the reduced traffic on Tuesdays, theatre in the Lincoln Mall falls card, and for about $5 to $6 of brave Sir Robin and run
After all, dates cost money. you are less likely to be in a in between normal theaters and more you can upgrade to a $20 away), staying in will be a very
(What did you think I was theater with a screaming baby, discount ones, since they have game card. So for about $30 to enjoyable date for them.
talking about? Assassination? or noisy kids. a regular movie schedule, but $40 you have an entire date. No matter what you do,
You sickos.) Well, I have some Alternatively, check lower prices than Showcase. Not a bad deal if you ask me. make sure you have fun doing
experience with cheap dates and out discount theaters, like Dave & Buster’s – Now it Stay in – The cheapest of it. Obviously, there are many
I can give you some pointers. the Patriot Cinema in East may not seem like it, but Dave all dates is to stay in, maybe other date options out there, but
Cheap food – The best Providence. They show movies & Buster’s is actually a good order some takeout (or even this should help you get a basic
places to go for cheap food that are about to go to DVD for place for a cheap date. Sunday cook a meal for your significant date going. If you want to do
are mom-and-pop places. the low price of $2, allowing through Thursdays and Friday other) and cuddle up to a movie. anything unique for your date,
Find a locally owned place, you to see a movie you either before 5 p.m., you can get their Sure, it may not be the best just remember the Golden Rule
or at the very least, a local really wanted to see and missed Eat & Play Combo. For 16 date, but unless you are with a of Ballin’ on a Budget: keep
chain like Uncle Tony’s. Since for cheap, or a movie you may bucks you can get one of eight very superficial girl (in which your eyes peeled for good deals.
these places obviously cannot never pay $10 to go see. The or so combos and a $10 game case, please take the advice
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Spring broken?
By Justin Wilder third Thursdaym RISD opens its films screening at Providence’s
A&E Editor doors for a special 5-9 p.m. time Cable Car Cinema and Avon
slot where anyone can enjoy the Cinema all coming from a
It’s not every year you can global collection of artwork and variety of cultures. If foreign
go to smoking hot beaches or visual history. Log on to www. cinema isn’t your thing, there’s
frosty diamond mountains for risdmuseum.org if you’d like to always Patriot Cinema, because
Spring Break. Sometimes it’s scope it out. my America knows how to sell
just free time to relax, pick up RIC Bannister Gallery – A a $2 movie with sticky floors
a few extra shifts, go out and closer art experience running and gun shots. Go to www.
have a little fun. Providence through the majority of break, cablecarcinema.com, www.
has you covered this break with Bannister Gallery presents the avoncinema.com or www.
multiple places boasting cheap work of two Art Department patriotcinemas.com/eastprov
events for those inclined for faculty from their recent for selections, show times and
entertainment. sabbatical leaves. Sculptor theater locations.
AS220 – A slew of R.I.- Doug Bosch and printmaker Any place else? Trying to
based rock shows, café pand Stephen Fisher represent the keep it cheap…
dinner events, an artist talk with Art Department’s commitment Let’s say you go to one of
artist Joshua Enck, and a singer/ to supporting contemporary these venues this break and
songwriter and poet open mic visions that speak to the current have yourself a good time.
night. All shows throughout the dialogue and provide students You’re suddenly possessed by
week are either free or from $5 with a professional vision of the an opinion or two about said
– $7. Check out www.as220. art-making process. At www. performance, an upcoming
org for more details on specific ric.edu/banister you’ll find all performance or even the venue
events. the other details necessary for itself. Send your story or story
RISD Museum – The this always free-for-students idea to arts@anchorweb.org
RISD Museum always has artistic experience. and have your two cents in the
a $3 College ID charge, but Foreign films – It’s not the paper.
Thursday, March 18 is a free name of a venue, but there’s
admission Gallery Night. Every quite a selection of different

June and the Ocean


By Briana Butterworth to one’s art seems to be what
Anchor Contributor members expect from each
other. Members were studying
True Rhode Islanders know their music in bands such
about the awesome music scene as the January Design, The
circulating through the major Parting Gift, and You Breathe
cities and finding its way into Like a Machine before coming
bars, clubs and halls near you. together in June and the Ocean.
So, it should go without saying The ardor oozes through not
that true Rhode Islanders ought only the music itself, but also in
to know about June and the the production value. Working
Ocean, a band with its roots out of a studio, the members
at our very own Rhode Island of June and the Ocean have
College. made sure that their audience
A pop-rock band with the is getting the best value of their
musicianship of alternative music that they can provide. As
artists, they have more than a local band, it’s easy to cop It’s pretty obvious if you listen has occurred in the lineup of values, a dedication to their
perked up the eyes and ears out with cheap recordings and to songs such as “Wait of the June and the Ocean. Kyle, the craft and rigorous touring come
of local listeners. Composed demos, but this band promises World” and “The First Step former vocalist, is now the to be expected by their fans. In
of five members, June and the more. is Knowing,” which they say drummer. I have faith that this return, fans should go out and
Ocean isn’t just a group of Make this band the is their favorite to play live. will be a positive adjustment support June and the Ocean
your friends playing for fun. soundtrack to your weekend. Whether you know a lot about for the band, and hope that they (who are currently playing a
They are all serious musicians Seriously. It’s pretty refreshing music, or are just looking for accomplish what they want number of shows in-state as
who approach their craft with to hear a band that’s fun, and a great band to jam to, there musically from this change. well as in Massachusetts, and
dedication and focus. one that you can dance to, but is something to be found for As serious musicians, New Jersey), not only because
Paul, a student at RIC and also loves what they do enough everyone here. the members of June and the they deserve it musically, but
a guitarist of June, has been to make sure it’s great. That’s For those of you who are Ocean put forth a lot of effort also, do it for yourself. Their
playing his instrument for nine the key part – they love what already fans, it may suit you to ensure that they support music is not something you’ll
years. That kind of commitment they do, every one of them. to know that a recent change their fan base. High production want to miss out on.
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A St. Patrick’s Broken Bells rocks


Day favorite you’ll feel a chill come up your
spine that’ll make you sink into
your chair and crack a smile.
came out as a single EP in Dec.
2009, “Vaporize,” “The Ghost
Inside” and “Citizen.”
Other than Broken Bells, Broken Bells played their
By Edward Taylor years ago when they played a
Burton is also a member of neo- first-ever live show last month
Anchor Staff Writer show at Pawtucket’s McCoy
soul group Gnarls Barkley with at the Fold in Bootleg Center
Stadium; it was a concert I
dirty south soul brother Cee-Lo, in Los Angeles on Feb. 19.
With St. Paddy’s Day would not forget. Touring
who have put out two albums, Soon afterwards, the duo
right around the corner, what with the Mighty Mighty Boss
“St. Elsewhere” in 2006 and played the Nouveau Casino
band could be better to review tones, when they Murphys
“The Odd Couple” in 2008. in Paris on March 1 and the
than the good-old Dropkick hit the stage the crowd was
The hit song “Crazy,” off of St. Insititute of Contemporary
Murphys? The Dropkick warmed up and ready to cause
Elsewhere, was actually named Arts in London on March
Murphys are a hardcore Celtic havoc. Mosh pits formed and
By Rob Duguay song of the decade by Rolling 3, selling out both shows to
punk band that got their start flying plastic beer bottles filled
Rob’s Album of the Week Stone in 2009. Burton has also jam-packed audiences. The
in Quincy, Mass. in 1996. The the air. I stayed away from
produced albums for The Black next batch of shows Broken
band became popular as a the chaos as people started to
Back in 2004 at a music Keys, Gorillaz, The Rapture, Bells will be playing are at the
result of their nonstop touring get dragged away in a bloody
festival in Denmark, music Beck and Sparklehorse, along Music Hall of Williamsburg in
and their St. Patrick’s Day mess.
producer, DJ and multi- with putting out “The Grey Brooklyn, N.Y. on March 10,
shows. With the Murphys being
instrumentalist Brian Burton Album” in 2004, which is a the Troubadour in Los Angeles
The band has blown up an Irish-themed band, there’s
(a.k.a. Danger Mouse) met mix of Jay-Z’s “The Black on March 14 and then at the
since their humble start back always plenty of drunken fools
James Mercer, the lead singer, Album” and “The White South by Southwest Music &
in the late ’90s. Starting off around at their concerts, which
songwriter and guitarist for Album” by The Beatles. It’s Film Festival in Austin, Texas
playing in the basement of are almost as entertaining as
Albuquerque, New Mexico one of the best mashup albums on March 17.
a friend’s barbershop, the watching the Murphys on
indie rock band The Shins. of all time, with the rhythms After that, who knows?
Dropkick Murphys have stage. While the crowds that
They both discovered they and beats being nothing short Hopefully Broken Bells will
moved on to headlining major they draw are almost worth the
were fans of each other’s of perfection. grace the New England area
venues. Their St. Paddy’s Day price of admission, the band
musical work, and four years James Mercer has worked with its presence sometime
weekend shows every year itself is more than entertaining
later, in 2008, Burton and with bands other than his own, soon. If you are looking for
draw one hell of a crowd in to see. Despite being hardcore
Mercer began holding “secret” including The Shins, which a groovy, psychedelicized
Boston. punk, the Dropkick Murphys
recording sessions at Burton’s include one of Modest Mouse’s album that’s also easy to listen
The Dropkick Murphys sound better live than they do
studio in Los Angeles. most recent studio albums, “We to when you’re just looking
have a hard edge sound in most recorded. They embrace the
Soon enough, the Were Dead Before the Ship to sit back and chill out for
of their music, but there are stereotypes that are associated
collaboration between the two Even Sank,” which came out about 35 minutes, go to your
a few exceptions with some with them and just make the
musicians became Broken in 2007. Mercer sang backup local record store or your
songs, such as “Fairmount concert fun. When seeing them
Bells, which released a self- vocals on the tracks “Florida,” friendly neighborhood Internet
Hill,” on their latest album. at McCoy, the band welcomed
titled debut album on March “Missed the Boat” and the hit download site and pick up or
While the band doesn’t scream all the women they could fit
9. The album is a perfect single “We’ve Got Everything.” download a copy of Broken
their music, it has a very high- on stage to join them as they
combination of Burton’s hip- Some tracks off of Broken Bells. It’ll make you feel like
intensity sound. ended the concert with my
hop beats and psychedelic aura, Bells that I highly recommend you’re being transported to
The Murphys are first and favorite song, “Kiss me I’m
and Mercer’s smooth singing giving a listen to include: “The another dimension. Trust me
foremost an Irish-themed shitfaced.”
and strumming on his acoustic High Road,” which actually – I’m listening to it as I’m
band. They use instruments This band is just worth
guitar. Right when you blast reached No. 36 on the Billboard finishing this article.
that are used in traditional Irish checking out. If you’re a fan of
this record from your speakers Alternative Songs chart when it
music, such as the tin whistle Irish music you probably know
and the bodhran. However, about these guys already, but
the band also uses other odd if not they are a must listen.
instruments such accordions, These guys are just all-around
bagpipes and even mandolins. talented, and while they may
Of course, while I can’t say not be everyone’s cup of tea,
these guys have a fresh sound I’ve met a lot of fans of this
since there are other popular band.
Celtic punk bands out there If you’re a fan, the
such as Flogging Molly, these Dropkick Murphys will be
guys stand out. They sing playing the Boston House of
about the working class, their Blues March 12-17, and seeing
favorite sport teams and also these guys live would be the
cover classic Irish songs. perfect way to celebrate the
The Dropkick Murphys are Irish holiday on your Spring
one of the best bands to see Break. So this St. Patrick’s
live. They have high energy on Day, raise a pint of stout with
stage and their high-intensity a few old pals and throw on
sound loans itself to mischief some Dropkick Murphys. You
by the crowd. I had the pleasure won’t be disappointed.
of seeing these guys over two
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Murder by Death
– 1976’s comedy “Murder by reputations. Twain states that the ethnic stereotype into the series, so Sellers’ performance
Death.” one person at the dinner table ground on purpose despite can be seen as a “take that.” In
Eccentric aristocrat Lionel will be murdered, and the first being one of the good guys, fact, that’s what the whole film
Twain (author Truman Capote) one to solve it gets a million though it does get easier to seems like. The performances
has invited the best detectives dollars. They think it will handle when the following is are wonderful across the board,
in the world to his mansion for be a piece of cake, but when considered: all the characters with special mention going to
the weekend: Belgian sleuth the blind butler Bensonmum are thinly veiled caricatures Guinness for just being a damn
Milo Perrier (James Coco), (Alec Guinness) winds up a of famous literary and screen good sport if nothing else. If I
hard-boiled American gumshoe decoy body, and the deaf/mute detectives. Perrier is Hercule had one complaint, it’s that this
Sam Diamond (Peter Falk), cook Yetta (Nancy Walker) Poirot, Sam Diamond equals film seems far too short, and the
London’s Jessica Marbles disappears entirely, Twain’s Sam Spade, Jessica Marbles is mystery resolved too quickly,
(Elsa Lanchester), high-society house of mirrors begins to draw an ersatz Miss Marple and Dick since most of the film is our
By Adam D. Bram couple Dick (David Niven) everyone blank. and Dora Charleston are letters introduction to the stellar cast.
Rental Raves and Dora Charleston (Maggie This film is utterly hilarious, away from Nick and Nora Also starring Eileen Brennen
Smith) and Asian investigator especially for those who enjoy Charles. and the first film appearance of
This week’s film is a murder- Sydney Wang (Peter Sellers). mysteries. A lot of people might Wang’s inspiration, Charlie James Cromwell. PG.
mystery turned on its ear by They have been gathered have problems with Sellers as Chan, was never played by an
celebrated writer Neil Simon for one purpose: to save their Wang, and he certainly runs actual Asian in his famous film Rating: 4/5

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Up-to-date: Naruto 484


By Julie Kessler finish her off, Sakura, Sasuke’s former anything). Sasuke is about to kill her
Anchor Staff Writer teammate, arrives claiming that she when Naruto finally arrives, saving her
wants to join him. Her actual goal is to yet again.
As a continuation get close enough to kill Sasuke; but of As is evident from the previous
of my previous course silly, uncreative Sakura is easily paragraph, “Naruto” has been bothering
articles, I would like seen through and, like most women in me lately. The author Kishimoto fails
to keep up-to-date the Naruto universe, she is not strong to deliver even moderately interesting
reviews on the most enough to carry out her mission. female characters, always needing
current Japanese manga. Instead, she is saved by Kakashi, her them to be saved by the far-superior
Since I have already teacher, as Sasuke attempts to kill her. males. The most recent chapters are
briefly described the plot The final panel in the chapter shows perfect examples of what I mean, as it
for Kishimoto’s popular Naruto on his way to the fight.  shows Sakura being saved twice in a
shonen series “Naruto” in In the most recent issue, Chapter short period of time.
a previous article, this week 484, Sasuke and Kakashi begin their However, Kishimoto manages
I will jump directly into the fight. Sasuke is immensely powerful, to balance out that batch of
newest issues. Dedicated despite his being majorly weakened disappointment by finally reuniting
fans, be warned: this article from his previous fight with Danzo, the original members of Team Seven:
will contain spoilers! and still manages to use an attack that Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi.
In the last chapter of would weaken him further. Although With this chapter acting as a segue,
“Naruto,” we saw Sasuke Kakashi was just named Hokage, and is the author sets a great precedent for,
plunging his sword into his considered one of the strongest ninjas most likely, a six-month long battle
teammate, Karin, as he attempted in the Leaf Village, he is still toe-to-toe between Naruto and Sasuke. Like
to murder an enemy, Danzo. In with the weakened Sasuke.   many other shonen authors, Kishimoto
the subsequent aftermath, Danzo Finally, all of the fighting catches often orchestrates prolonged battles
is killed, leaving Sasuke, Karin up with him and Sasuke is shown with that could easily be finished in a few
and Sasuke’s master, Madara, blood dripping from his eye, staring issues, sometimes stretching them over
on the battlefield. Karin, still confusedly with the thought bubble, many months. I, of course, hope this
breathing, is seen lying on the “…My vision!” and shown to have battle is short, as Sasuke is injured.
ground, badly wounded.  blurred sight. Sakura takes advantage Unfortunately, Sasuke fanboys will
After subtle prompting from of his momentary weakness, but is still claim that Naruto only won because of
Madara, Sasuke intends to kill unable to land a killing blow (because that, so I plead for divine intervention
Karin, as he has no more use for this is “Naruto-Land,” and therefore to avoid that annoying argument.
her. However, just as he is about to female characters fail to accomplish
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The icons of gaming: a character study


By Rob Lefebvre goes, he doesn’t seem to have character has any hope. Let’s can depend, he’s the one named than Link or Mario. He has
Anchor Staff Writer much of one. He clearly doesn’t try Link from “The Legend Sailor Moon. Yeah, I get it. thoughts and feelings that aren’t
have time for a personal life, as of Zelda,” another creation of The problem is that he’s too so heroic, and he’s not afraid
Mario, Link and Sonic: The he’s always rescuing Princess Shigeru Miyamoto who made much of these things. So much to show it and rub it in his
three biggest names in video Peach. Sometimes he goes go- his debut in 1986. so that he keeps falling into enemies’ faces.
games. Gamer or not, you have karting and takes part in bad Now I know some of you the same routine. When are we The only problem with Sonic
heard these names, as the media party games. He did once go on weren’t so fond of my “Ocarina going to see a new dimension to is that he hasn’t had a decent
has been saturated with them. vacation, but that went south in of Time” review and may be Link? game in over 10 years. After
But, with good reason. a hurry. mad that I’m going to talk And to top it all off, he “Sonic Adventure” there hasn’t
They paved the way when it But he’s mainly saving more about him. Well, get your never gets any credit for his been a respectable mainstream
came to the gaming world. They Princess Peach, who never laptops out and be at the ready work. Think about it, the series Sonic game released since, save
made people want to take them gives him any lovin’ for his because here I go. is called “The Legend of Zelda” for the handheld games that
home. Their games brought us a efforts. He’s constantly rescuing Link is really one of the when Link does all the work. follow the classic formula.
new wave of entertainment that her sorry butt from Bowser, more pathetic characters in the That’s just the ultimate kick in But to give him credit,
lasts to this day. but she won’t reward him. The gaming world. But not of his the balls, and he’s taking it. Sonic has tried a lot of different
But why do we keep coming closest he’s ever been to being own fault. He’s always a victim But there’s one more concepts. He’s been a knight,
back to them? Sure, their rewarded was in “Super Mario of circumstance. He’s always in character to examine, and that taken part in team games, and
gameplay may intrigue us, but 64” when he got a kiss on the the wrong place at the wrong is Sonic the Hedgehog. Making he’s been a were-hog. I’d like
still, what makes people want to nose and had a cake baked for time, he always ends up pitted his debut in 1991 for the Sega to believe that someday the
take control of these characters him. against dangerous quests and Genesis and created by Naoto Sonic Team will come up with
again and again. And besides, a formula that will work.
are they even really that great to So to sum this up, who is the
want to have them keep coming better character when it comes
back? Well, let’s take a closer to character itself? Well, I
look at these characters and try guess I have to give it to Sonic,
to find out. because his personality is more
Let’s start with Mario from roundabout. Mario and Link
“Super Mario Bros.” Created get hopelessly locked in their
by Shigeru Miyamoto, he struggle to save the princess,
made his first appearance in the while Sonic does what he wants
arcade game “Donkey Kong” when he wants and doesn’t care
as Jumpman. Eventually he what anyone thinks.
was given the name Mario in Plus, of the three, Sonic is
the sequel, “Donkey Kong Jr.” the only one who had a decent
Then he starred in the arcade TV show. No, I don’t mean
game “Mario Bros.,” where he that zany “Adventures of Sonic
and his debuting brother Luigi the Hedgehog” failure, rather
are plumbers who must combat the one simply titled “Sonic
creatures coming from the the Hedgehog” that actually
sewers. Seriously, he just saved evil monsters and sorcerers, Oshima, Hirokazu Yasuhara had a plot and well-developed
But then he comes to the you and your entire castle he always gets caught in time and Yugi Naka, this blue critter characters.
game series we all know about: from some dragon/turtle thing warps that force him back into quickly became Sega’s mascot. And for those of you
“Super Mario Bros.” In this and all he gets is a cake? You childhood, and, let’s face it, Sonic is always in a constant wondering why Pac-Man didn’t
game, he embarks on a journey don’t knight him or give him an he’s never, ever, going to bang battle with Dr. Robotnik, who make the cut here, while Pac-
to rescue Princess Toadstool award for bravery or put out? Princess Zelda. is trying to take over the world Man can be considered the first
from the evil King Koopa. Nothing? Just a cake? OK… For 14 games, it’s the same with the Chaos Emeralds. video game character, he hasn’t
These names get changed to This is really an issue in thing over and over again. Sure, Again, not much time for contributed anything recently
Peach and Bowser, respectively, “Super Mario Bros. 3,” when there are some changes to the a social life. Although he to the gaming world. While his
in forthcoming games. every castle you go to you’re story here and there, but it’s manages to gain some friends, legacy is strong, he hasn’t done
But who is Mario? Do we told, “Thanks but the princess the same quest. Ganondorf is like Tails, the double-tailed fox anything for the longest time.
get to know him as a character? isn’t here.” You’d think he’d evil – supposedly – he’s taking that follows him around, as well Now of course, these
He is supposed to be a plumber be fed up by the third or fourth over Hyrule with the Triforce, as the woodland creatures he characters were created when
but he’s never fixed a toilet or time and go straight to Bowser’s Pincess Zelda is kidnapped, keeps freeing. games were focused on actual
replaced a pipe. He certainly castle that’s clearly exuding Link must stop him. Although, He even gets a girl at one gameplay and not so much
is better suited for fighting for evil. I will give them credit that they point, Amy Rose, only he’s on story and character. So,
the kingdom as he learns quite But not Mario. He’s bound made a new storyline with new not very interested. As with it’s not surprising our favorite
the array of moves throughout and determined to not get villains in “Spirit Tracks.” Zelda and Peach, she’s been characters don’t have much
his games. He’s evolved from that reward he’s justly due. Granted, Link is a pretty kidnapped, but Sonic doesn’t character. But still we love their
jumping on heads. He also has Personally, I don’t think it’s good character. He has some really care. He only rescues her games and hope that they will
great strength, considering he worth it to keep rescuing a personality. He’s brave, loyal, because he has to, not because always challenge and entertain
can knock out enemies 10 times princess who’s just going to get noble, he’d never turn his back he wants to. us, even if the characters are the
his size with roundhouse kicks. kidnapped again five minutes on a friend, he’s always there to Sonic manages to have more most boring part.
As far as his personality later. So let’s see if another defend, he’s the one whom we dimensions to his personality
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Rob lives the Half-Life again


comes across several characters Unfortunately, none of the alien vehicle will take it as a left turn devices being destroyed and so
from the previous games that weapons that you got to use in and have you plunging off a cliff forth. This happens pretty much
have become key figures in the the first game come back, but faster than you can say “Black throughout the entire game and
resistance against the Combine. you still get an assortment of Mesa.” Good luck if you’re in a there is only one way to solve
After a botched teleportation great weapons here. One new crowded area with it, which you the problem. The thing is, it’s
to the resistance base, Gordon weapon you get to use is the will be…a lot. not always clear what that
ends up being chased by the gravity gun, which has to be The only functions that solution is.
Combine across the country one of the greatest weapons in have separate buttons are turbo For example, there’s a scene
while trying to find a way stop gaming history. You can grab speed, the handbrake and the when I’m in a Combine base
them once and for all. any object with it – and I mean horn. Seriously, the horn, and I have to escape through
“Half-Life 2” is a first- any object that’s lying around the most useless function a some sort of trash compactor.
person shooter. The entire game – and hurl it at your enemies at vehicle has in this game, has its But I had trouble finding the
By Robert Lefebvre is told from Gordon’s point- such a velocity that it kills them own button. The acceleration way out, and I kept getting
Rob’s Game Shelf of-view. There are no actual when they’re hit. and reverse aren’t important crushed as a result. It turns out
cutscenes, as the story unfolds One new feature that enough that they may need to there is a passage somewhat out
Ah, Valve Corporation. while you still control Gordon. comes into the game is be separate, but the horn is. It of sight that I have to quickly
You never let us down. With Not once do you lose control of vehicle sections. These end up doesn’t even scare enemies build objects to climb up on to
games such as “Portal,” “Team him. becoming the worst part of the away. If anything, it lets them reach using the gravity gun.
Fortress 2,” “Left 4 Dead” This actually leads me to
and the game Jack Thompson another nitpick I had with
called a terrorist training game, this game. There are several
“Counter-Strike.” But what occasions when you come
really made you famous was the across a see-saw puzzle where
“Half-Life” series. you must put objects on one
Last year, I reviewed “Half- side of a platform so it will lean
Life” and mentioned how it and you can climb it to reach a
took the gaming world by storm higher area. Two or three times
upon its release, and is one of is all right, but there had to be at
the greatest games of all time. least six of these. Okay, we get
In 2004, the sequel came out it, Valve. You made a working
and once again the gaming physics engine. Stop showing
community became enthralled. off.
“Half-Life 2” has become But other than these, I
one of the most critically highly enjoyed this game –
acclaimed games of all time for especially the story. There
its great, simplistic gameplay were some scenes that I really
and compelling narrative. It enjoyed, like towards the end
was released for the Xbox and when the people finally have an
Windows in 2004 and then re- uprising against the Combine.
released in 2007 for the Xbox You run through the city taking
360, Windows and PS3 as part on hordes of Combine soldiers
of “The Orange Box.” while other people come along
The game tells the story with you to help fight. I didn’t
of Gordon Freeman as he feel like I was playing the game;
is awoken from some kind it felt more like I was a part of
of stasis by the G-man, a the game.
mysterious being who has some I wouldn’t be surprised if it
kind of control over Gordon. He influenced the uprising scene in
has put him on a train headed to The gameplay is incredibly game. Remember back in my know you’re coming. “Children of Men.” Awesome
City 17. It appears the events of simple. Choosing and operating “Halo 3” review when I said All right, enough of that movie, by the way; if you
the first game have triggered a weapons are simple single something along the lines of the rant. One other aspect of the haven’t seen it, see it.
world infestation of the aliens controls. You also have other vehicle controls being the worst game that has received praise Bottom line, I think “Half-
that have come from the portal functions you can perform I had ever played? I take it back. and criticism is the linear Life 2” is good. In fact, I
ripped open back in the first thanks to the Hazardous “Half-Life 2’s” vehicle gameplay. This means that there think it’s top notch. A great
game. A scientist named Dr. Environment Suit that Gordon controls are the worst I have are no diversions, side goals or story, simple-yet-effective
Breen has become the ruler of wears. You have a small oxygen ever played. All of the vehicle’s alternative routes throughout gameplay (despite its downfall
Earth in exchange for allowing tank for going underwater, an actions are limited to the right the game. You are just supposed with vehicle controls) and an
humanity to be enslaved by the attached flashlight for going analog stick. Forward, reverse, to plow on through. amazing and unique setting. If
Combine, a multidimensional into dark places and you can steering, spinning out, brakes The problem is whenever the you have not played this game,
empire that took advantage of go into a power sprint for some and parking are all left to the characters set a goal, something put down “Aliens vs. Predator,”
Earth’s crisis and took over. time. right analog stick. If you’re goes wrong and they have to get your butt back to the game
Gordon comes to City 17 There are also some holding the stick forward and figure out a way around it, like store and get it, because you’re
and discovers the situation. He new weapons you obtain. twitch it a little to the left, the paths being blocked, important long overdue.
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Softball prepares to
continue dynasty
By Andrew Augustus freshman I’m really looking the Anchorwomen will look
Sports Editor forward to the experience this to their seniors for guidance.
year and hope to contribute Senior outfielder Jackie Dube
As men’s basketball anyway I can.” said, “I’m excited to see what
continues their dynasty, another Freshman catcher Jamie this season brings to the team.
Rhode Island College athletic Vesciglio added, “I’m excited It’ll be challenging so we have
program looks to continue on to play for a team that’s so to remain focused and work
one of their own. I am talking good and that has such a good together. Going into the season
about the Rhode Island College record.” ranked 17th is rewarding from
softball team – the regular Last season, the team our past years, but we have to
season champs for the last five continued their dominance work harder if we want to go
seasons and LEC tournament after they won their fourth- further. Being our last year, us
champs the last four. straight tournament title. A key seniors want it all and we have
The dominance over the past part in that title was standout the team to do it.”
seasons has opened the eyes of sophomore shortstop Donielle The team will start their
the media, as they have Rhode Mattoon. Mattoon returns this campaign down in Florida at
Island College ranked as No. 17 year as a junior and looks to the 2010 NTC spring games.
in the country for Division III repeat her season from last year, The first home game for the
softball. Last year the team did which earned her the honor of Anchorwoman will be on March
not graduate a single player, but team MVP. 27at 1 p.m. in a double header
that doesn’t mean the team is “Well, I believe we learned against Bates College. Come
the same. Four freshmen made a lot from last year’s turnout in out and watch history in the
it though tryouts and had the regionals and we are prepared to making as the Anchorwomen
talent to get on to the team. do whatever it takes to get back look to claim their sixth-straight
When asked about making to the nationals,” said Mattoon. regular season title and fifth-
the team, freshman Outfielder Having returned most straight tournament title. Anchor Photo/Alex Hoffman
Kristina Gingell said, “As a members of last year’s team, RIC softball practices for Florida tournament.

Anchorwomen
gymnastics places third
By Mohsin Siddiqui Henderson excelled at was Longo led the Anchorwomen
Anchor Staff Writer the vault, where she received charge by finishing eighth
a score of 9.05. Sophomore overall with a score of 8.85.
After taking a week off, Courtney Winsor received the Henderson continued her
the Rhode Island College highest for the vault with a versatile charge by earning an
gymnastics team travelled to score of 9.15. 8.4 score.
Springfield College to face The next event the The final event for RIC
off against Yale University Anchorwomen took on was the floor. Glaunt recived
and Springfield. In the end, was the bars. Leading the the highest score for the
the Anchorwomen finished in Anchorwomen charge was Anchorwomen when she
third place. Even though the Henderson, who earned an 8.15 recived a 9.275 on the floor,
team finished in last against score after she completed her putting her overall score at
Division I Yale and major routine. Behind her was Senior 34.275. For Henderson, she
ECAC contender Springfield, Elizabeth Glaunt, who earned a had a beautiful routine that
the team had many standouts in score of 8.0. received a score of 9.0 for her
the meet. After the bars, RIC moved to attain her final score of 34.6.
One would have to be Alana over to the beam. The beam has Up next for the gymnasts
Henderson,who finished fourth always been a strong point for is the ECAC Championship in
in the all-around category with the team, and that didn’t change Brockport, N.Y. on March 13 at
a total 34.6 points. The event at Springfield. Senior Kelly 1 p.m.
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Kate Bachelder finishes a handstand on the beam.


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the Anchormen within a single second half, and held on for the
Write for The Anchor NCAA point at the break, 37-36. win. Jake Grimes and Antone
from page 32 The Scarlet Raiders Gray were huge for us today.

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continued to keep the They dominated this game,”
Anchormen from overtaking Akinrola said.
throws. It would prove to be the their lead in the second half With the victory, the
first of four ties in the first half by playing solid defense. With Anchormen advanced to the
as the two squads went back RIC down by one, 48-47, second round of the Division
and forth in the first stanza. Gray nailed a jumper to give III National Championship
RIC went up by four the Anchormen their first lead Tournament. The Anchormen
points, 14-10, to enjoy their since early in the first half. scored a major upset in the
largest advantage of the half Grimes followed Gray’s lead second round, defeating
on a Grimes layup. The Scarlet with a jump shot of his own to Middlebury College, the ninth-
Raiders then went on a 5-1 make the score, 51-48, at the ranked squad in Division
run, paced by three free throws 10:16 mark. III basketball this season

Follow the RIC


from Johnson and a Singleton The Anchormen dominated according to d3hoops.com, 75-
layup to knot the contest at 15- the final 10 minutes of the 59.
15 with 10:17 remaining in the game, pulled in front, and

Anchormen and first half.


Rutgers-Newark
fire offensively, going on a
caught
never looked back as a jumper
by Gray sparked a 16-3 run
for the Anchormen, who built
Anchormen Notes…

RIC has won their first

Anchorwomen 13-3 run, building up a first-


half high, 10-point lead, 28-
a game-high 13-point, 67-54
lead with just 1:30 remaining
round game and advanced to
the second round in three of the

as they dominate
18, with 6:03 left. RIC battled in the contest. Gray and Choice last four seasons under Head
right back to pull within two keyed the outburst with six Coach Bob Walsh…It was
points, 28-26, with 4:24 left. points apiece. Debnam and the eighth-straight win for the

the competition! A Gray 3-pointer, layup by


Debnam, and a 3-point play the
old-fashioned way by Grimes
Grimes each sank a pair of free
throws.
Johnson attempted to rally
Anchormen (21-7), who have
not lost since Feb. 2…The
Scarlet Raiders (20-8), who
paced the Anchormen attack. the veteran Scarlett Raiders, were making their program’s
Rutgers-Newark continued to scoring four points in the final first-ever NCAA Tournament

Basketball
hold off the Anchormen over minute, but Rutgers-Newark appearance, saw their season
the final minutes of the half, as never got closer than seven come to an end…Junior Carl
RIC could never gain enough points, as RIC pulled away for Lee (7 points) and sophomore
momentum to take the lead. a 12-point, 72-60 victory. Mike Akinrola (4) also scored

Gymnastics RIC sophomore center Mike


Akinrola banked in a layup
with 40 seconds left to bring
“We were down at halftime,
but we went on a huge run,
took the lead back in the
in the NCAA Division III first-
round victory for RIC.

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sports@anchorweb.org Sophomore center Mike Akinrola scored four points off the bench against
Rutgers-Newark and 11 points the next night against Middlebury.
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lead into halftime.
SWEET “They were both huge
from page 32 3-point shots Nick hit for us
tonight in the first half. He’s a
natural gun; everybody knows
Panthers was freshman guard he walked onto our team last
Jake Wolfin, who scored 13. year. I didn’t play him at all,
Junior All-American center I never game him any time,
Andrew Locke scored nine and that was my mistake. He
points for the Panthers, and does everything right. He’s
continued to display his shot- extremely tough, and he’s got
blocking prowess and dominant that gun locked and loaded
defense in the paint, recording a at all times. I thought tonight
game-high four blocks. he had something special in
With Locke, the NCAA him, and I knew if we got him
Division III leader in blocked open for some looks tonight
shots during the regular season he would bury them. He never
(110 blocks) stationed under the hesitates, and I love that about
basket, the Anchormen relied on him.” Walsh said in a postgame
their superior outside shooting interview with WXIN.
Anchor Photo/David Okon
to jump out to the early lead. The Anchormen shot 44
RIC opened the game with a percent (13-for-29) from the RIC Head Coach Bob Walsh rallies his squad
flawless 11-1 run through the field, connected on 6 of 11 during a recent game at the Murray Center.
first 5:02 of the contest, stunning from downtown and 5 of 6
the Middlebury home crowd of from the free throw line, while game. Middlebury freshman with a steal and breakaway two- Sat., Mar. 13 at 7 p.m.
over 1,100 raucous fans. The out-rebounding their hosts, 22- guard Nolan Thompson cut the hand slam after another Panther Tickets for the Brandeis
Anchormen kept Middlebury 19, over the first 20 minutes. lead to six points with a layup, missed 3-pointer. Wolfin closed game will go on sale on Tues.,
without a basket on defense, Conversely, Middlebury but Choice responded with a the scoring with a jumper, and Mar. 9 at 10 a.m. in the Murray
and drained three trifectas struggled to get rolling 3-pointer for RIC, to give the Gray dribbled out the final Center athletic office at RIC.
during the opening minutes as offensively, shooting just 21 Anchormen a nine-point, 63-54 33 seconds as RIC defeated RIC will be sending a fan
Choice, Manson and freshman percent (8-for-30) from the field lead. Middlebury, 75-59. bus to Friday’s game, which
guard William Williams each and 15 percent (2-for-15) from In the final five minutes, “I told our team that kid is expected to sell out. Ticket
nailed a three. 3-point range. the Anchormen turned to Gray [Locke] is a big-time defender; prices, which include a seat
After a pair of free throws RIC came out of the locker once again to take over the it’s like having a goalie. He had on the bus, are $10 for adults
from Lee stretched the RIC room on fire, going on a 7-4 game. Gray split two defenders, 13 blocks in their first-round and $7 for students. Game
lead to 13 points, 18-5, the run to start the second half, and shot past Locke to the game the other night and I said, ticket prices, not including bus
shots finally began to fall taking their largest lead of the basket for an uncontested layup ‘Guys, if we are going win this transportation, are $7 for adults
for the Panthers on offense. game, 18 points (44-26) with to put the Anchormen back up game I want him to have 15. Go and $4 for students.
Wolfin splashed back-to-back 18:34 remaining. The Panthers by double digits, 69-58, with after him. If you get a chance Tune in to RIC Radio 90.7
3-pointers on consecutive responded with an 8-0 run of 4:36 remaining. Gray knocked cram it on him. If he blocks it, WXIN and Anchor TV for live
possessions to cut the their own started by a Locke down two clutch free throws so what, try to crush it on him coverage of the RIC versus
Anchormen’s lead down to 18- dunk, capped off by a layup on the next possession in front again, ’” Walsh said. Brandeis matchup on Fri., Mar.
11, with 9:11 remaining in the from Sharry in transition to cut of a hostile Middlebury crowd “I told Carl Lee, I don’t 12.
first half. the lead to just 10 points, 44-34. that was doing all they could know if you’ve listened to me
Gray and Wolfin traded Walsh then called a timeout. to distract him. Sharry netted a all year, but you were listening Anchormen Notes…
layups before Akinrola came With their home crowd layup in transition after Gray’s to me there, and now you have
off the bench and took it right re-energized, Middlebury free throws, but it would be the a bloody nose to show for it,” RIC shot 48 percent (26
at Locke and Sharry in the paint battled back into the game, final meaningful basket of the the victorious RIC head coach for 54) from the field, made 8
for a right-hand layup. On the but the Anchormen displayed game for the Panthers, as they added. “I wanted our guys to of 18 from three-point range
next RIC possession, Akinrola tremendous poise on the road, missed five of their final six have that mentality that we and sank 15 of 19 from the free
was left unguarded at the top hitting a number of clutch shots. weren’t going to back down, throw line…Through the first
of the key, and buried his first shots to keep the Panthers from Gray recorded a steal on the we weren’t going to be afraid. two rounds, RIC has made 35
3-pointer of the season to give getting close enough to tie the next possession and lobbed it It was great to see Carl go up of 43 from the charity stripe…
the Anchormen a double-digit game in the second half. RIC ahead to Lee, who threw it down there and crush it on [Locke].” Middlebury shot 40 percent (24
lead, 25-14. freshman forward Steve Roberts for an incredible right-hand for 60) from the field, went stone
Middlebury cut the lead to backed down Sharry in the paint slam-dunk. The Anchormen On to the next one cold from downtown hitting just
just under 10 points for the final forcing him to foul, and Roberts strangled the life out of 2 of 22, and made just 9 of 17
time in the first half with two rattled home two free throws to Middlebury, and were able RIC (22-7) will face from the free throw line in the
free throws from senior Captain push the lead up to 13 points, to kill any hopes of a Panther Brandeis (21-6) with a chance loss…Senior Jake Grimes (4
Tim Edwards, but they could 54-42, with just over 11 minutes comeback by collecting three to reach the Elite Eight for points), junior Darius Debnam
get no closer, as RIC closed remaining in the contest. offensive rebounds on their next the second time in four years (5), freshman Steve Roberts (4)
out the final four minutes of Five-straight points from possession before Gray was on Fri., Mar. 12 at sectional and freshman William Williams
the half on a 10-4 run, led by a hard-working Sharry pulled fouled with just 1:32 remaining. host Williams (27-1). Tip-off (3) also scored for RIC in their
back-to-back 3-point baskets the Panthers to within eight, Gray stroked two free throws, is scheduled for 6 p.m. If RIC second-round victory over
by Manson and junior Captain 55-47, and a Wolfin layup and senior guard Jake Grimes defeats Brandeis, they will face Middlebury.
Darius Debnam on RIC’s final made it a seven-point deficit, put the exclamation point on the winner of the SUNYIT
two possessions to take a 37-22 56-49, with 8:54 left in the upset victory for the Anchormen versus Williams matchup on
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Junior Forward Carl Lee, shown in this file photo, scored a team-high 15 points off the bench against Middlebury College.

RIC upsets Middlebury Anchormen sink


College to become a Rutgers-Newark
Cinderella in the making in opening round
The Anchormen took down December. We just have a and five assists) scored in By George Bissell two players with double-digit
the Panthers 75-59 to earn bunch of really talented players, double digits, as well. Anchor Staff Writer points in the loss, senior guard
a spot in the Sweet 16. everybody knows that. We’ve The decisive factor in the James Johnson (20 points)
just learned to trust each other, Anchormen’s victory was Junior guard Antone Gray and senior forward Deshawn
and believe in each other, and the scoring off the bench and senior backcourt mate Singleton (16).
By George Bissell we played terrific tonight. We from junior forward Carl Lee Jake Grimes scored 19 points “It was a really hard-
Anchor Staff Writer have had a lot of wins since I’ve and sophomore center Mike each to lead the Rhode Island fought, tough win against
been at Rhode Island College, Akinrola. Lee finished with College Anchormen basketball a really good team,” RIC
The Rhode Island College and I don’t know if there’s been 15 points, six rebounds, two team past the Rutgers-Newark Head Coach Bob Walsh said
Anchormen basketball team one better than this,” said RIC blocks and two steals. Lee Scarlett Raiders, 72-60, in afterwards. “We only gave up
began writing the script for Head Coach Bob Walsh in a knocked down 4 of 6 from the first round action of the 2010 eight field goals in the second
the biggest Cinderella story in postgame interview with RIC field and 7 of 10 from the free NCAA Division III Men’s half. I’m really proud of how
the tournament, upsetting the Radio WXIN. throw line. Akinrola scored 11 Basketball Tournament tough we played.”
heavily favored Middlebury RIC junior guard Antone points on 5 of 8 shooting in just at Middlebury College in Rutgers-Newark opened
College Panthers 75-59 Gray continued his stellar 15 minutes off the bench. Vermont on Fri, Mar. 5. the game with back-to-back
in the second round of the play in the NCAA tournament, Middlebury College was led Sophomore forward buckets by Singleton to take
NCAA Division III National finishing with 12 points, five by sophomore forward Ryan Mason Choice and junior a 4-0 lead. The Anchormen
Championship Tournament on rebounds and five assists, Sharry, who scored a game- Captain Darius Debnam also responded quickly, tying the
Sat., Mar. 8. while fellow starters junior high 25 points. The only other scored in double figures for game with a basket from
“It feels pretty good to be Nick Manson (11 points) and player in double figures for the the Anchormen with 12 and Choice and two Grimes free
in the Sweet 16; this team has sophomore forward Mason 11 points, respectively. The
come such a long way since Choice (10 points, five boards See SWEET Page 31 Scarlett Raiders had only See NCAA Page 30

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