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The Anachrobat
By Mordechai
Schiller
I also remember one Chanukah my son Meir bought me a camera. He knew the last thing I needed was another
reason to have to sit at the computer. So he thoughtfully bought me a non-digital Konica 35mm film camera. I called it
a Konica present.
But my delight was short-lived. A few years later, a cashier at my supermarket asked, Whats film?
Online Etymological Dictionary traces the origin of anachronism to the 1640s: An error in computing time or finding
dates wrong time, from ana against + khronos time. And another sense: Meaning something out of
harmony with the present; 1816.
An anachronism is when your school puts on a play of Yosef and His Brothers, and one actor asks, How many hours
until we reach Shechem? Then, before answering, another actor looks at his watch.
When someone asks me, What time is it? Im tempted to reply, What is it, time? I have an excellent sense of
timelessness.
Like Elie Wiesel who still writes with a fountain pen I am a throwback to an earlier age. But Im also
multicultural: both monochronic (time-driven) and polychronic (fuzzy-timed). Im non-linear, but I dont multi-task well.
I like books on paper. But I write on a computer. Im a geeky Luddite (technophobe).
When my daughter lent me her cellphone in Israel, I asked her, Where are the buttons?
There are no buttons. You have to swipe it.
I cant swipe it. You gave it to me!
Im an anachrobat. I juggle the old and the new, while balancing myself on a narrow bridge.
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