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bisexual woman
Hello, straight men. I like you. Youre fun to hang out with
and play pool with and talk to. Hell, Ive even had sex with
some of you and enjoyed it quite a bit. Also? We share a
common interest in having sex with ladies.
As someone who has been on both sides of the lady sexing
equation, I feel like I am remarkably positioned to do you a
solid. A solid that may boomerang agreeably in my favor one
day, true, but mostly a solid that will help you and women
and the spreading of joy in general.
So without further ado, heres what I would tell you if I knew
you really well and we were hanging out as friends and we
were also maybe a drink or two in.
The facts are that every womans body is different and every
womans mind is different. While there are certainly
intersections, what turns a woman on and/or what gets her
off can be very different than what worked for the last
woman you were with. So that means youre going to have to
do two things: Talk to her about what she likes and pay
attention to her reactions when you try something.
If that sounds like its going to take some time and patience,
youre correct. You know why queer women have sex once
and then end up dating for three to seventy-five years? Its
because theyre spending that time learning to make each
other climax like Beethovens ninth.
By the time she gets to your bed, your ladyfriend has been
told that she is not inherently lovable just as she is and that
there is something humiliatingly wrong with her looks, at a
conservative estimate, 14,683 times. Try to feel alluring and
sensual under those conditions. Even if she is an amazing
woman full of confidence and moxie, the sheer volume may
have worn down on her.
So this is not just a sex tip but a life tip. Its the one that will,
no matter what else happens, make a woman smile
whenever she thinks of you. Shell walk a little straighter,
her cheeks will flush, shell have an inner glow that makes
her feel like she can do just about anything. And her new
boyfriend, should she ever even need one, will absolutely
fucking hate you.
And all you have to do is mention it when you notice
something gorgeous about her. Im not saying flatter her or
make things up. Just tell her sincerely when you see one of
those little things that make you crazy for her.
Its not hard to come up with those thingsYoure with her
because youre attracted to her, right?but it may be scary
to say them. It puts you in a faintly vulnerable position,
telling her you love that little spot behind her ear or that
dimple at her knee, telling her that her tits make you feel like
an 18-year-old on a Viagra binge or that you love the curve
of her hip when youre lying next to her.
No matter what else happens, she will always have a place in
her heart for you. And no matter what else happens, you will
have helped a happier, more confident sexual being take her
place in the world.
Im pretty sure you get bonus points in Sex Heaven for that.
Use them well.
life
For all those women out there who
feel like sex is just another messy
experience, here are some things you
can do that might dramatically
improve your sex life. And no, these
tips dont involve positions that only
contortionists will be able to pull off!
#1 Practice pleasuring yourself. How
can you expect your man to pleasure
you if you dont even know how to
pleasure yourself? Women
masturbate. Its a fact. It may not be
a widely known fact, but women like
to go solo from time to time, too.
Clear an hour off your day and try to
explore your body. Your goal isnt to
orgasm. On the contrary, your goal is
to find out where you would like to be
touched and how you would like to be
touched.
You probably wont be able to figure
everything out the first time. But after
a couple of solo sessions, youll find
your body slowly opening up to the
sensations. You can even tell your
man about your explorations, as it
just might turn him on too.
#2 Learn how to say no, stop or
slow down. If you dont like what
hes doing, why should you just lie
there and take it? Even if he seems
like hes having the time of his life,
you have to realize that sex should be
enjoyed by both of you. Learning to
say these words can do wonders for
your sex life. Merely speaking up is
enough to tell your man that youre
actually not having fun, and that
maybe you could try something else.