The solution for the peope who became sick of being human: 23 musts for being

a cat
You cant be strong as a human. Youre sick of it right? We hear you and
come with a solution! Here it is: general methods to be a cat
1. You want to scratch something and happens to be; you have a scratching
pot. Of course you will scratch the expensive stuff like couches and rugs
around instead.
2. The remote control is one of the obligatory object that you lie on.
Especially when people are looking for it.
3. Puke some fur balls once a month but you should do it in the middle of the
night and make sure that your human hears you.
4. Are you walking with a human? Stand in front of their feet or make turns
between his legs.
5. Crush your butt on peoples face. CONSTANTLY!
6. Is somebody making their bed? Thats the time you jump on the middle of
the bed and lie there like nothing happens around you.
7. Sleep before your human. He cant make you wake up and move so hell
not sleep a wink.
8. Lick the sleeping persons face at 5 am in the morning because WHY NOT?
9. Attack people at random times. Surprise them with your CATability.
10.Give little gifts such as dead mice, to your friends to make them belive you
love them.
11.It is very important that you should scratch peoples face just before an
important interview . Make sure you leave a mark.
12.Do not grow care for your toys that are bought for you. There is always
your humans shoes. Tearing apart them is optional.
13.Do not stand still while taking a photo. Be constantly active during the
photo shoot so that they dont capture a decent photo of you. When they
give up just curl next to them.
14.Dont let any kind of locked doors. THE DOORS MUST STAY OPEN.
Especially the bathroom door.
15.Is somebody writing important stuff on a paper? Why do you care about
this? Focus on the pen and figth with it.
16.Get along with the technology. Make the same kind of interest towards the
computer.
17.Also, try to catch the mouse image on the screen.
18.Watch people changing clothes. Make them a little uncomfortable.
19.Stare at a random corner of the wall. Make people belive that you are
psychic creature who sees ghostlike stuff that they cant see. MAKE THEM
SHIT THEMSELVES FROM SCARE.
20.Talking about shitting Watch them while they take a dump on the toilet.
Let them be curious why you do this.
21.Walk proudly toward your human when he calls you but lie down at a
distance that they cant pet you.
22.Let them hold doors for you when you try to enter but dont walk in when
they want you to enter the door.
23.Dont forget to be IRRESISTIBLY CUTE when you do these things.
Congratulations! Youre a cat now. Careful, dont pee outside the litter box.