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1. The document is a script for a skit performed by theatre students to summarize the dress code policies for freshmen at Juan Seguin High School.
2. In the skit, various freshmen enter wearing outfits that violate the dress code in different ways, such as ripped jeans, muscle shirts, sheer tops, short dresses.
3. The student hosts and a special guest then explain what specific policies each outfit violates, such as rules around proper waistlines, shoulder coverage, midriff exposure, and headwear.
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A high school dress code skit set up as a red carpet event outside of freshmen orientation. Appropriate for alterations to fit any school's dress code.
1. The document is a script for a skit performed by theatre students to summarize the dress code policies for freshmen at Juan Seguin High School.
2. In the skit, various freshmen enter wearing outfits that violate the dress code in different ways, such as ripped jeans, muscle shirts, sheer tops, short dresses.
3. The student hosts and a special guest then explain what specific policies each outfit violates, such as rules around proper waistlines, shoulder coverage, midriff exposure, and headwear.
1. The document is a script for a skit performed by theatre students to summarize the dress code policies for freshmen at Juan Seguin High School.
2. In the skit, various freshmen enter wearing outfits that violate the dress code in different ways, such as ripped jeans, muscle shirts, sheer tops, short dresses.
3. The student hosts and a special guest then explain what specific policies each outfit violates, such as rules around proper waistlines, shoulder coverage, midriff exposure, and headwear.
9/1/15 Writer: Mr. Krecklow Director: Natalie Presenters: Kyle & Abby Special Guest: Chris Freshmen: Manny, Alex, Alexis, Taylor, & Noah Paparazzi: Kaylyn, Frank, Dylan, Chantelle, & Sarah Dress Code Violations: Manny: headphones, ripped jeans, offensive shirt w/cleavage Alex: Grillz Alexis: Sheer top, leggings + short shorts Taylor: Short dress/Spaghetti straps, midrift Noah: Muscle shirt, sagging, hat
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(PAPARAZZI enter from SL, flashing cameras. KYLE and ABBY
enter SR.) KYLE: And were back! Welcome to Juan Seguin High Schools Freshmen Orientation: the new students just keep coming! Good thing for those photographers the entrance is marked BYOT Green! (PAPARAZZI stop, check cameras, talk silently, etc.) ABBY: Thats right, Kyle! The buzz down here at Red Carpet Central has been fashion, fashion, fashion! So many gorgeous hits and-KYLE (INTERRUPTING)--and a few unfortunate misses, too, Abby. ABBY: Thats right, Kyle! KYLE: Ive heard some students choices in apparel have actually gotten them sent to the principal. Is that true, Abby? ABBY: Thats right, Kyle! Here at Seguin Nation we take pride in our school by taking pride in our appearance! That includes grooming, too! KYLE: Wow! (CHRIS enters; PAPARAZZI take photos as he poses.) KYLE: And look whos coming down the red carpet now: its our old friend and fashion guru, Chris! ABBY: Hi Chris! (KYLE and ABBY wave; CHRIS notices.) ABBY: Come over here, Chris! (CHRIS denies.) ABBY: Oh, Come on Chris, please? KYLE: Yeah, come on! (CHRIS pretends to deny, then crosses to podium) CHRIS: Hello, Kyle. Hi Abby: girl, you look fantastic! ABBY: Well, thank you, Chris! CHRIS: Stunning! Your Cougar couture is cou-tight! 2 | Page
KYLE: What about me Chris? Do you like my new suit?
CHRIS: Maybe: is it supposed to look like you got that fabric off an old couch? ABBY: (LAUGHING) Oh, Chris, you are so bad! CHRIS: Oh, girl: so bad its fabulous. Right, Kyle? KYLE: (DRYLY)Thats right, Chris ABBY: Look at your ensemble! Theres no way you are within dress code guidelines. CHRIS: Oh, but I am! Just because you have to follow the code, doesnt mean you cant express yourself! Besides, I got prior approval from Mr. Nix. KYLE: Really? CHRIS: Oh yeah: we fist-bumped and everything! ABBY: Oh look, one of the freshmen is coming down the red carpet (Enter NOAH, working it for cameras; PAPARAZZI ignore him.) ABBY: (DISMAYED)--ooh, look at that sag! KYLE: And the paparazzi are not impressed! CHRIS: Thats right, Kyle. Students must wear pants and shorts properly at the waist: he looks like his pants are handme-downs from a much shorter cousin! ABBY: And what about that muscle shirt! KYLE: The code says that boys shirts must cover the entire crown of the shoulder. CHRIS: What about that hat? This aint no basketball game: take it off! KYLE: No hats are allowed for males or females at any time. (PAPARAZZI boo; NOAH walks off, dejected.) ABBY: Heres another one! (ENTER Alexis, strutting. PAPARAZZI prepare to shoot, but turn away.) ALEXIS: (AT PAPARAZZI) Whats your problem? 3 | Page
KYLE: Whats wrong with this look?
ABBY: Are you kidding? Her top is see-through! CHRIS: See-through clothes are okay as long as you wear something approved underneath it; I was thinking its those bottoms. ABBY: Of course! Form-fitting garments like leggings must be worn with something over the top of them! ALEXIS: Really? Hold on a sec! (ALEXIS runs behind partition; PRESENTERS look puzzled; ALEXIS returns wearing short shorts) KYLE: Those shorts arent longer than the tip of your longest finger: you cant fix a dress code violation by putting another banned item over the top of it! (PAPARAZZI Boo; ALEXIS stomps off.) ABBY: Thats true for anything: short skirts, sheer pants, even ripped jeans. (MANNY enters, starts flexing; PAPARAZZI boo until next line starts.) KYLE: Oh, wow CHRIS: Where shall I begin? ABBY: Anywhere, just get him out of here! CHRIS: Okay: the ripped jeans are out KYLE: --So are obscene or offensive decorations: like the cigarette-CHRIS: Cleavage is certainly not allowedfor either gender and headphones at school? Are you kidding me? (PAPARAZZI move to kick him out, MANNY runs away.) KYLE: Well, it cant get any worse than that. ABBY: Dont be so sure (TAYLOR enters being TAYLOR; PAPARAZZI are disgusted.) CHRIS: Oh..mygoodness, Im speechless (TAYLOR runs off) 4 | Page
KYLE: (MUMBLED) Never thought that would happen.
CHRIS: What did you say?! ABBY: Boys, come on, the students are counting on us! Now although it might be obvious to some of uswhat is wrong with her outfit? KYLE: Spaghetti straps! ABBY: Yes, all straps must be over two inches in length. KYLE: Tube tops are out too, but strapless dresses are okay if worn with a jacket. ABBY: What else? CHRIS: Her belly! ABBY: Thats true! Midriffs are banned, and tops must touch the waist of the bottoms at all times. KYLE: What about the length of her dress! Obscene! ABBY: Another point: skirts and dresses must be at least as long as half the distance between the fingertips and the knees when the arm is fully extended. KYLE: Were there others? I dont remember. CHRIS: Im trying to forget! ABBY: Remember, if youre in doubt, ask an administrator in advance: they always have the final say. KYLE: Good point, Abby. Is that everyone? (ALEX enters normally; the PAPARAZZI start shooting.) ABBY: Looks like theres one more! KYLE: Hey, hes following the code! CHRIS: Finally! (ALEX looks at the audience, flashes his grillz; loud boos from PAPARAZZI as they chase him off.) ABBY: Oh yeah, grills, gages, and some piercings are out too. KYLE: Thats right, Abby! CHRIS: Wow, what a show!
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KYLE: Thanks to the APs, the theatre department, and most of
all, the freshmen class! ABBY: On behalf of myself and the whole Theatre III/IV class. Have a great school year. ALL: Go Cougars!