In the red corner of the arena Dave The Wiza. In the blue corner Fervor Gills.

The judge
makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.
The judge decides to impose an additional rule for this fight: the godpower accumulator won't
let you use more than 3 charges during this fight.
7:57
Dave The Wiza took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head.
7:58
Dave The Wiza received a good blow to the face. Fervor Gills politely offered to pick up his
broken teeth.
7:58
With a savage cry, Dave The Wiza swatted his enemy with all his might, showing Fervor Gills
that there is in fact more to fear than fear itself.
7:59
Fervor Gills picked up a spectator and hurled him towards Dave The Wiza causing moderate
damage.
7:59
Dave The Wiza jabbed Fervor Gills in the funny bone. Fervor Gills didn't laugh.
8:00
Fervor Gills slapped Dave The Wiza around a bit with a large trout.
8:00
Dave The Wiza suffers from a creativity crisis and sluggishly hits his foe. Viewers yawn.
8:01
Fervor Gills cunningly used her shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into her rival's face. While
Dave The Wiza was rubbing his eyes, Fervor Gills perfected some combo attacks on him.
8:01
Dave The Wiza throws his weapon at Fervor Gills. Fervor Gills catches it and throws it back
dealing some damage to Dave The Wiza.
8:02
Fervor Gills tried to persuade Dave The Wiza that pacifism is a better solution with a sequence
of powerful blows.
8:02
Dave The Wiza looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Fervor Gills, causing a
mild headache.
8:03
Fervor Gills kicked her opponent's ankle. Dave The Wiza hopped around on one foot, yelling
obscenities.
8:03
Dave The Wiza managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a
piece in the process.
8:04
A booming voice from above said, For Poi yes me!.
Fervor Gills disapprovingly shakes her head and fixes spelling errors in her opponent's diary...
Dave The Wiza burns with shame, literally.
8:04

Dave The Wiza pelted Fervor Gills with cake and custard. Fervor Gills looked a trifle hurt.
8:05
Fervor Gills took a hat in her hands and suddenly slammed it down on her enemy's head.
8:05
Dave The Wiza pirouetted, leapt and swan dived onto Fervor Gills's stomach. Judges gave it a
perfect 10.
8:06
Fervor Gills was out of ideas so she decided to use her head. Both heroes now have a minor
concussion.
8:06
Suddenly there was a loud boom in the sky, a rainbow flashed and the sky burst out with
summer lightning... Both heroes felt like something was wrong and decided to speed up the
battle.
8:07
Fervor Gills took a timeout to check that the opponent's last attack was in the rule books. Dave
The Wiza used this chance to tie Fervor Gills's shoelaces together.
8:07
Suddenly, a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Fervor Gills. Dave The Wiza cried in
jealous pain.
Fervor Gills tried to launch an attack using mind over matter, but Dave The Wiza didn't mind
so it didn't matter.
8:08
Dave The Wiza threw a strike of moderate strength at his rival. Fervor Gills decided not to
dodge this time.
8:08
Fervor Gills sternly knit her brow at her enemy. Dave The Wiza lost a bit of health due to a
lack of self-confidence.
8:09
Dave The Wiza blew Fervor Gills's mind by blowing gently on her forehead.
8:09
Fervor Gills's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
Fervor Gills put a spider on her opponent's head. Dave The Wiza screamed in fear.
8:10
Fervor Gills suffers an allergic reaction to Dave The Wiza's cologne and starts sneezing
repeatedly and losing health as her opponent approaches.
8:10
Dave The Wiza felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, while cheering at
the heavens.
Fervor Gills tried to strike, but a sudden attack of sciatica blurred the impression.
8:11
Dave The Wiza sneezed powerfully. Fervor Gills flew backwards.
8:12
Dave The Wiza observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Sandiestcomet is on the watch!

Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.

Fervor Gills blows out a bit of stamina at the opponent's stick figurine with a masterful stroke.
8:12
Dave The Wiza snatched the Fibonacci sequins out of the rival's pockets and tossed it up.
Distracted with the trophy tumbling in the air, Fervor Gills misses a huge blow.
8:13
A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Frummjohn is not
sparing himself.
Fervor Gills smiled cutely and punched her rival in the gut. Dave The Wiza felt his second
wind being replaced with a breeze from a referee's towel.
8:13
Members of the audience raised cards that spelled out Hmph.
Dave The Wiza looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Fervor Gills, causing a
mild headache.
8:14
A booming voice from above said, An easy for for my champion!.
While Dave The Wiza was fixing a spelling error in his diary, Fervor Gills crept up from
behind and whacked him over the head.
8:14
Dave The Wiza spun around and gave his enemy a good slap. Fervor Gills felt like something
inside her cracked...
8:15
Fervor Gills suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like
Frummjohn is on the watch...
Fervor Gills concentrated and focused all of her energy on Dave The Wiza's left ear and
performed a series of violent blows.
8:15
Dave The Wiza managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a
piece in the process.
8:16
A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Dave The Wiza's spirit is lifted, knowing that his god is
around. Fervor Gills is horrified.
Fervor Gills put a spider on her opponent's head. Dave The Wiza screamed in fear.
8:16
A chorus of angels sings from the heavens. Dave The Wiza feels uplifted by the music and
finds his wounds are being healed.
Dave The Wiza told a 'knock knock' joke. Fervor Gills laughed and lost all her credibility.
8:17
Dave The Wiza received a good blow to the face. Fervor Gills politely offered to pick up his
broken teeth.
8:17
Dave The Wiza swung hard, landing a blow on the opponent's shoulder. Fervor Gills will
remember it for quite some time.

8:18
Fervor Gills grinned with thrilling vigor as the omnipotence of her god closed her wounds
before Dave The Wiza's eyes.
Fervor Gills barked Dave The Wiza - kill! and drove her enemy knee-deep into the ground.
8:18
Dave The Wiza rushed in to attack, but tripped over his own foot. Fervor Gills facepalmed so
hard that she fractured her skull.
8:19
Fervor Gills wins a heroic staring contest. Dave The Wiza takes dry eye damage.
8:19
Dave The Wiza spotted an open window of opportunity and quickly slammed it shut in Fervor
Gills's face.
8:20
Fervor Gills felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, while cheering at the
heavens.
Fervor Gills smiled disarmingly. Dave The Wiza dropped his weapon on his foot taking some
damage.
8:20
Fervor Gills was blinded by the sun. Dave The Wiza helped out by poking his opponent in the
eye.
8:21
Fervor Gills pushed her foe into the stands. Dave The Wiza was nearly torn to shreds by a
bloodthirsty mob of spectators.
8:21
Dave The Wiza attempted to do something nice, but failed as usual. The injured Fervor Gills
refused to accept an apology.
8:22
Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, oh dear.
The heroes are kung fu fighting. They are fast as lightning.
8:22
A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Fervor Gills. The breeze
stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Frummjohn is feeling
tranquil today.
Freeze! Fervor Gills bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to her opponent, who
had obediently frozen in a Juxtaphysician pose.
8:23
Dave The Wiza is unconscious. Fervor Gills successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her
deity! The winner got richer by 2 gold coins and a golden brick.
8:23