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I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:
Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just
from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.
This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same
ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine
walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.

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Take your time, I'll wait. Really let your mind paint that picture, and enjoy it while you can. Because here comes the bad news:
The orange mushroom smells orgasmic to women and literally caused nearly half of the volunteers for the study to climax. Unfortunately, it
smells like week old horse shit to men. In the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the discoverers of the orange fungus, John
C. Holliday and Noah Soule, concluded that all the male test subjects were repulsed by the fetid smell.
So if you're bad in bed and need a little bit of help, go find these mushrooms and hide a bunch of them under your bed. Then grab a
clothes pin for yourself. Thank me later.
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Patrick Everdell
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mushrooms name, and where it can be


acauired other than lava fields in
Hawaii
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Hawaii
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16 Oct 10, 2015 1:21am

Patricia Howard
SEE MY POST ABOVE^^^
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Sid Hanson
Maui High School

I live on the Hawaiian lava fields, The


mushrooms that they are talking about
"Phallus indusiatus" are everywhere
here, you got to wake up around 5am
if you want to pick them, if the sunlight
hits they they melt into mush. about
dozen sprout up every day they grow
in wood chip mulch and look really
crazy.
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16 Oct 10, 2015 10:59am

Reborn Zepfan
Works at Self-Employed

But works?
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12:03pm

4 Oct 10, 2015

Burn Slow
Groupe Sup de Co Montpellier Business
School

mate one piece of advise , if it


works , Go now and pick up as
much mushroom as you can ,
cause it'll worth money!
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2:30am

8 Oct 11, 2015

Diego Plazas
Fiji, Al Madinah, Saudi Arabia

what's your email, ill pay u to


send me a couple lol
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12 Oct 11, 2015

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Susan Garrard
A good man won't need to use these
and women should have them anytime
they want.
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22 8 hrs Edited

Matt Gertsch
If a woman has a good man,
she doesn't need them.
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Dan Fitzgerald
Works at Facebook

so true susan
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Matty Field
West Bend, Wisconsin

Matt Gertsch doesn't jerk off.


He only has orgasms induced
by good women.
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Tim Linehan
Generalisimo Second Class at Legion of Dynamic
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Will probably be extinct soon


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12 Oct 10, 2015 7:59am

Michael Taylor
Uniontown, Pennsylvania

not before corperates mass


produce the effect... or failing
that, the mushrooms
themselves.
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5 Oct 10, 2015

Kenny Scott
Web Developer at Brandefined

Rub em all over your neck like cologne


and goto bar....when dudes say you
smell like shit, find a girl to smell you to
verify, watch the magic. You're
welcome.
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6 Oct 11, 2015 5:50pm

Daniel Soler
Algiers University

Monsanto here we go. Lol


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8 Oct 11, 2015 4:55am

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