Alice the Camel

Alice the camel has

said, bounce once)
Alice the camel has
Alice the camel has
So go, Alice, go.
boom boom boom
boom)

five humps, (Each time the number of humps is

five humps,
five humps,

Cadettes are teens that care a lot,

Their service projects hit the spot.
A white disk is the one they wear,
The name Girl Scout they're proud to wear.

(Hit hips with the people next to you on each

Four three--two
oneno
(on last time, instead of "So go, Alice, go," say "So Alice is a horse")

Apples and Bananas

I like to eat, I like to eat,
I like to eat, eat
Apples and Bananas

(Repeat, replacing all vowels with long A, E, I, O, U)

All Girl Scouts

(to tune of Generic Army Marching Cadence)
I don't know but I've been told,
All Girl Scouts are good as gold.
I am one, and I say it's true,
Scouting's great for me and you.

Chorus:

Senior disks are red, I know.

They are Girl Scouts on the go.
With Wider Opportunities,
Some Girl Scouts go overseas.

Leaders have no disk at all,

They come all sizes, big and small.
They share their time and talents too,
They make Girl Scouting great for you.

A Pizza Hut (A Ford Escort)

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut (2x)
McDonalds! McDonalds!
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut (2x)

A Ford Escort, a Ford Escort

A little bitty Metro
And a Ford Escort (2x)
Ferrari! Ferrari!
A little bitty Metro
And a Ford Escort (2x)

Sound off: 1, 2,
Sound off: 3, 4.
Bring it on down: 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2. 3, 4.
Apples and Bananas
I like to eat, I like to eat,
I like to eat, eat
Apples and Bananas
Daisy has a disk of blue,
They are Scouts that are brand new.
They are cute and they are sweet,
Daisy Scouts are fun to meet.
(Repeat, replacing all vowels with long A, E, I, O, U)

Brownies have a disk of green,

They are second on the scene.
They wear a uniform that's brown,
Their smile song can erase a frown.

Junior level is the next,

A yellow disk is on their vest.
They say that camping is big fun,
And they earn badges one by one.

A Ram Sam Sam

A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam
Gooly gooly gooly gooly gooly ram sam sam
A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam
Gooly gooly gooly gooly gooly ram sam sam
Araki, araki gooly gooly gooly gooly gooly ram sam sam
Araki, araki gooly gooly gooly gooly gooly ram sam sam

Bear Song
The other day I saw a bear
Out in the woods Oh way out there

He looked at me I looked at him

He smiled at me I smiled at him

He said to me Why don't you run

I see you ain't Got any gun

I said to him That's a good idea

So come on feet Lets up and flee

And so I ran Away from there

But right behind Me came that bear

Now don't you fret And don't you frown

Cause I caught that branch On the way back down

That is the end There ain't no more

Unless I meet That bear once more

(When you sing this, one group/person sings each line and the rest
repeat. When all 4 are sung, then all sing all 4 together)

Boa Constrictor
Oh, I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor,
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor,
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it very much.
Oh no, oh no, It's nibblin' my toe, it's nibblin' my toe.
Oh gee, oh gee,It's up to my knee, it's up to my knee.
Oh my, Oh my It's up to my thigh, it's up to my thigh.

And then I saw Ahead of me

A great big tree O mercy me

Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, It's reached my middle, it's reached my middle.

Oh heck, oh heck,It's up to my neck, it's up to my neck.

The lowest branch Was ten feet up

I'd have to jump And trust my luck

And so I jumped Into the air

But I missed that branch O way up there

Oh dread, oh dread, It's up mmffghmf. . .

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Boom Chicka Boom

I said a boom chicka boom,
I said a boom chicka boom,
I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom.
Uh- huh,
Oh yeah,
One more time,
A little bit faster (do next verse faster)

A little bit slower (do next verse slower)

A little bit softer (do next verse softer)
A little bit louder (do next verse louder)
Valley girl style (put "like" in front of "a," and "lika" after the "chicka"
in the long line)
Maid style (boom = broom, rocka= mopa. Pretend to sweep/mop when
you say it)
Underwater style (do it while moving your finger up and down on your
lips)

My mom gave me a dollar

She said go buy a collar
But I didn't buy a collar
Instead, I bought bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

My mom gave me a five

She said to stay alive
But I didn't stay alive
Instead, I choked on bubblegum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

Bumblebee
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Ouch! It stung me!
Bubblegum
My mom gave me a penny
She said go buy a henny
But I didn't buy a henny
Instead, I bought bubble gum (Clap hands together over head, keep
them together)
Bazooka zooka bubble gum (Move head around, keep hands over
head)
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

My mom gave me a nickel

She said go buy a pickle
But I didn't buy a pickle
Instead, I bought bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

My mom gave me a dime

She said go buy a lime
But I didn't buy a lime
Instead, I bought bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

My mom gave me a quarter

She said go buy some water
But I didn't buy some water
Instead, I bought bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

Squishing up. . . Ew! It's all over me!

together... look at hands)
Licking up. . . Oh! I don't feel so good!
hold stomach)
Throwing up. . . Ew! It's all over the floor!
point to floor)
Sweeping up. . . All gone!
hands apart)
Time to get a new one!

(Hands cupped together)

(Hands apart suddenly)

(Squish hands
(Pretend lick hands...
(Pretend throw up...
(Pretend sweep...

Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips

(Tune of Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious)
Chorus:
Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe-nail pies
Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise.

Oh, when I was a little kid I never liked to eat,

Mama'd put things on my plate, I'd dump them on her feet,
But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed,
I asked her what she put in it, and this is want she said.

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink,

I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink,
Mama said "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink,
It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think."

Down By the Bay

Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go
For if I do,
My mother would say:
Did you ever see a moose kissing a goose?
Down by the bay

a whale with a polka-dotted tail

a bug sleeping on top of a rug
a fly wearing a tie
a bear combing his hair
llamas eating pajamas
a cat wearing lots of hats
A goose drinking apple juice
A goat riding in a boat
A cow with a green eyebrow
Rats wearing silk hats
Beans as big as submarines
Moose with a loose front tooth

Go Bananas
Bananas unite! (Hands together over head)
Bananas split! (Separate hands)
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas X2 (Hula to right, clap, hula to left)

Smush bananas, smush smush bananas X2 (Twist, clap, twist)

Go bananas, go go bananas X2 (Go crazy, clap, go crazy)

God Bless My Underwear (Tune: God Bless America)

God bless my underwear, my only pair!
Stand beside them, and guide them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair
From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear!
God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare.
(Alternate Lyrics)

Do your Ears Hang low

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental [or regimental] [or cotton pickin'] soldier
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears stand high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you summon o'er your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears stand high?
Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them as a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?
Do your ears stick out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flap them up and down
As you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
When you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears stick out?
Do your ears give snacks?
Are they all filled up with wax?
Do you eat it in the morning
Do you eat it in the bath?
Do you eat it with a scone
Or do you eat it on its own?
Do your ears give snacks?

God bless my underwear, my only pair,

Stand beside them and guide them,
Through the holes and the rips and the tears.
Through the wearings and the hamper,
And the washer, white with foam,
God bless my underwear, my only pair,
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Great Green Gobs
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutlilated monkey meat,
Little birdy's dirty feet.
Petrified Eye Balls Swimming in a Pool of Blood
And I forgot my Spoon
Green Grass Grows
Once upon a time
There was a tree
The purttiest tree
That you ever did see!

Chorus:
And the
And the
And the
And the

tree was in a hole

hole was in the ground
green grass grew all around, all around,
green grass grew all around!

Now on that tree

There was a limb
The purttiest little limb
That you ever did see!

Chorus:
And the limb was on the tree

And
And
And
And

the
the
the
the

tree was in a hole

hole was in the ground
green grass grew all around, all around,
green grass grew all around!

... add on bough, branch, twig, leaf, nest, bird, feather, flea

Lemon Drops and Gum Drops

If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops
Oh, what a rain that would be
I wouldn't mind if the sun would never shine
And I'd just keep wishin' for raindrops all the time

If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops

Oh, what a rain that would be

I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide

sayin ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahIf all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops
Oh, what a rain that would be

Let there be peas on Earth,

And take away broccoli;
Let there be peas on Earth,
For peas are what's meant to be.

Peas are delicious,

Round and firm and sweet;
Broccoli looks like a forest,
And trees were not meant to eat!

Please let there be peas on Earth,

But rid it of broccoli.
I'd like all peas on Earth,
But never the broccoli.

So, eat some peas,

Bring me some peas,
Peas are the best for me!
Let there be peas on Earth,
But take all the broccoli!

There Ain't No Flies on Us!

There ain't no flies on us!
There ain't no flies on us!
There may be flies on some of you guys,
But there ain't no flies on us!

(more lyrics) Snowflakes--candy bars and milkshakes--snow

Lightning--butterprickle ice creamstorm

Let There be Peas on Earth

(Tune of Let There be Peace on Earth)

There ain't no bugs on us!

There ain't no bugs on us!
There may be bugs on some of you thugs,
But there ain't no bugs on us!