(Black curtain open)

*Scenario1*
(si Pacquiao nasa laog kang ring)
Announcer: From the red corner weighting 143 pounds with a professional record
of 45 wins, 38 Knockouts and 5 loses, from Puerto Libog, Paranaque, please
welcome FLOYD MAAAAAAAAAAAAYWEAATHEEEEEEEER!!!, his opponent in
the blue corner weighing 175 pounds... he hails from TAGONG BATO, DI MAHANAP
HANAP STREET, and was rated by many, as the best pound for best boxer of the last
decade, with 52 wins, 38 of them coming by the way of knockout, and only 4
defeats. He is, the former middleweight champion, former super middle weight
champion, former light heavyweight champion, and former HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, none other than Mr. MANNY PACMAN
PAAAAAAQQQUIAAAAO!!!! Lets GET READY TO
RRUUUUMMMMBBBBLEEEEE!!!!!!!! (*COUGH* *COUGH*)
*clap clap clap*
(May malibot na round boy na may nakasurat na round 1. Tas malaban na si duwa.
Round 12 na tulos. Tapos ma-announce ang announcer ning)
Announcer: And the winner for the SUPER HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE
WORLD IS NONE OTHER than Mr. MANNY PACMAN PAAAAAAQQQUIAAAAO!!!!
(*CLAP* CLAP)
(*INTERVIEW*)
REPORTER: What can you say about the fight?
Pacman: The fight is good, well done. As you can see my eyes got swollen but Im
fine, its okay.
Reporter: What advice can you give to those aspiring boxers especially to the
youth ones?
(may mataong tubig)
Pacman: You know water is good. But for me theres something better, you know!
Vitwater! I drink it all day, every day, every night, you know! Now you know?
Reporter: Who is your inspiration in this fight?
Pacman: My one and only love. Jinky.. hi love (sabay kindat) (tas si jinky kinikilig
na maray na garo kasta) Para sayo ang laban na to.
(sabay kanta.. PARA SAYO SONG)

(Black curtain open)

*SCENARIO2*
Naglalakaw-lakaw ang duwa paduman sa variety show na venue, tas nakasabatn si
John Lloyd.
John Lloyd: Ingat (sabay kindat)
Jinky: Mame-mersmerized ki JL sa kgwapuhan nya.. tapos kikiligon ang garu kasta!
Hahaha
(may mataram naka mic ha! HAAYST ANG GWAPO GWAPO TALAGA NI JOHN
LLOYD. EHEHHEHEHEHE)
Pacman: (hmmp! Bwesit na John Lloyd to. Gwapo ka lang, mayaman naman ako!)
(naglalakaw na naman si duwa.. tapos nakaabot na sinda sa venue)
*Variety Show Venue*
Presentor: Mean girls, and Sexy Ladies
(tapos naman daa. Naglalakaw na paluwas.)
*scenario3*
(Christmas eve, nasa harong na sinda tapos may lamesa na puno ning handa pro
ang handa mga picture lang hahahaha :D)
(Exchange gift sinda yaun si mommy D and si bf nya..)
Voice: ang pasko ay pagdiriwang ng pagmamahalan,, pagbibigayan,
pagpapatawaran, at pagkakaisa. ang panahon kung saan nagdidiwang tayo ng
kasiyahan at kapayapaan.
Ano man ang pasko natin, ang mahalaga ay pag-unawa at pag-ibig sa bawat isa.
Ang tunay na pasko ay wala sa sarap ng nakahain sa lamesa, ito man ay mapa tuyo,
hamon, lechon, sari saring prutas o keso. Ang tunay na pasko ay nasa ating puso,
Ang pasko ay ang pagpapasalamat, pagbabahagi at higit sa lahat pag-ibig. Pag-ibig
ang tunay na diwa ng pasko at higit sa lahat ang pag gunita sa TUNAY na kahulugan
ng pasko, si BRO. Hindi ito matutumbasan ng kahit ano mang material na regalo.
(habang may nagsasara ang black curtain)