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EXCLUSIVE ACTION: BATMAN VS. HIS MOST HATED ENEMY, PHANTASM!

CATWOMAN CHICKENS OUT

LUNARECLIPSE UNCOVERS THE TRUTH

PHANTASM! CATWOMAN CHICKENS OUT ♦ LUNARECLIPSE UNCOVERS THE TRUTH DC COMICS ISSUE NO. #81047590-754 A BATMAN

DC COMICS ISSUE NO. #81047590-754

A BATMAN COMIC

IN THE MEANTIME, LE CAFE INSTITUTES A NEW ROLE- PLAYING GAME CALLED “THE SIMS GAME”

IN THE MEANTIME, LE CAFE INSTITUTES A NEW ROLE-PLAYING GAME CALLED “THE SIMS GAME” FOR ITS FAITHFUL CLIENTELE. NIGHT EYES, SELINA, AND PHANTASM ALL PLAY, WHILE LUNARECLIPSE, POSAY, AND PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT WATCH ON. PHANTASM DOES HIS DARNEDEST TO MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR THE GIRLS’ PRINCESS HEROINES…

MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR
MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR
MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR
MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR
MAKE THE GAME DARK AND VIOLENT, BUT HIS CHARACTERS, BROWN AND RAVEN, ARE NO MATCH FOR
OH WELL. PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT MIGHT AS WELL GET ON WITH HIS OTHER MISSION: T E
OH WELL.
PRESIDENT
ROOSEVELT
MIGHT AS WELL
GET ON WITH
HIS OTHER
MISSION:
T E A S I N’
S E L I N A

TWO HOURS LATER, IN THE LAMPLIT STREETS OF GAY PARIS, PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT, A.K.A.

BATMAN, CONFRONTS PHANTASM (WHO AS YOU ALREADY SAW HAS DECIDED TO UPGRADE HIS

costume to something more – “deathly”)…

Phantasm sure Seems nervous… Ugh president, honestly, who could handle your swag? *Dies*
Phantasm sure
Seems nervous…
Ugh president, honestly,
who could handle
your swag? *Dies*
But batman, a.k.a. president roosevelt, has already Begun his revenge. He is posting notices all
But batman, a.k.a. president roosevelt, has already
Begun his revenge. He is posting notices all over
The walls of the cafe…
“Rules and responsibilities:
these are the ties that bind
us. I will do what I have to
do. And I will do
what I must.”
the delusion of a disordered mind

In the end, though, batman takes pity on phantasm, after hinting heavily at the person Behind the ghost. Phantasm has been under orders not to reveal his identity, and batman roosevelt Keeps his promise not to grass on the “man in the mask”. After enacting a final piece of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man of duty but also …a gentleman.

of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man
of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man
of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man
of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man
of revenge on his nemesis, batman lets him go, Scot free. President roosevelt is a man
THIS WASN’T A HALF-BAD IDEA… How do we better understand limiting beliefs? – also, my
THIS WASN’T A HALF-BAD IDEA…
THIS WASN’T A
HALF-BAD IDEA…
THIS WASN’T A HALF-BAD IDEA… How do we better understand limiting beliefs? – also, my Engine
How do we better understand limiting beliefs? – also, my Engine exploded…
How do we better
understand limiting
beliefs? – also, my
Engine exploded…

Meanwhile, kazoo has more important things On her mind…

exploded… Meanwhile, kazoo has more important things On her mind… …And armine Advises new And old

…And armine Advises new And old Members…

They say three things cannot remain long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

The scene, therefore, is set for the final act.

the truth. The scene, therefore, is set for the final act.

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Gentle friends,

I am phantasm. By the time I actually put this comic up most of you will know anyway;

Lunar sleuthed away till she realised who it must be, night and posay (and lotus) were

My sidekicks/advisors from early on, and I apologised privately to armine and kazoo

For some of phantasm’s … less polite posts. I also told adi…eventually.

I am phantasm. Yet Phantasm doesn’t exist.

He is a character in a story, I acted him out because he sprang from the roleplaying

Game we had, night and I were playing with his rudeness, eventually he spread across

The forum. He was meant in fun, as a joke, and…partly as a prank on pr.

There was a lot of release playing him but at the same time I have to make clear

Once and for all that he isn’t some hidden part of me.

I told lotus there is a “rapscallion girl” that is also me who none of you know (knew).

That girl plays pranks and is mischievous. That girl, unlike phantasm, *is* another

Side of me. a writer I once knew said every writer is like an actor, because she

Gets into so many different “skins”. Phanty likes violence and gore and probably

Sex scenes too…I don’t. phantasm was deliberately my opposite, because I thought

President (and everyone else) would immediately recognise me otherwise, and I also

Wanted “phanty” as an incognito. A lot of his opinions are also mine, this is true,

although I am not quite as vigilante about them. But there the similarity ends.

I kept the game up for far too long, got carried away, for that I apologise.

Now that I have full permission to reveal phantasm publicly,

I’m finishing off president’s “unmasking”…

Selina
Selina

…yep, the catwoman did it.

I played way too many computer/acting games when I was a teen!

Now give me your hands, if we be friends, and I shall restore amends. ;-)

epilogue

welcome to our newest member, calypso quinn! (quitepopular)

calypso quinn! ( q u i t e p o p u l a r )

Night eyes thinks Posay should count her lucky stars that it was night who ended up dating Spider(man)

Andrea beaumont is none

too pleased to find Selina has stolen her role from her

s-selina?
s-selina?

the joker realises How wrong he was

Many happy returns, pr and qp!

to find Selina has stolen her role from her s-selina? the joker realises How wrong he
to find Selina has stolen her role from her s-selina? the joker realises How wrong he
to find Selina has stolen her role from her s-selina? the joker realises How wrong he