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Hello Erik.
You must be new to Fishtown. First off: welcome.
Second, lets discuss this parking situation in front of your house. For instance, here:
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Your neighbors on your block are expressing their rage on Facebook. Apparently no
one who parks in front of your garage door understands what parallel parking is,
which is the only type of parking to be had on Fishtowns streets except for two
streetsand Berks Street is not one of those streets.
While you can live your entire life elsewhere in Pennsylvania not knowing how to
parallel park (this was a requirement for you to get a valid drivers license), you cannot
live in Philadelphia without knowing how to parallel parktheres almost nowhere
you can go live/work/play where you can get-by not knowing this skill.
Some neighbors have left you notes in your letterbox, which youve ignored. At
least, thats what they say. But you either cant read English or youre just willfully
ignoring the notes.
Now, heres something:
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A garage-fronted row home does not add any new parking to a block and basically
advertises Hi! Im a douchebag neighbor!
Well, apparently you are. But its not because of the Lew Blum sign, Erik. Its
because you and/or occupants of your house continually block the entire width of the
pavement where neither baby strollers nor wheelchairs and sometimes not even
pedestrians can traverse the block from one side to the other because youre blocking
it.
And dude, your house went through zoning
(http://www.phila.gov/data/Pages/default.aspx?
entity=zoningboardappeals&eid=17078). Twice
(http://www.phila.gov/data/Pages/default.aspx?
entity=zoningboardappeals&eid=17561). That meant a lot of your neighbors got
together at a meeting at the Fishtown Rec Center to hash out whether it was an
acceptable risk to allow the guy who built your house to build it the way he did,
knowing that there might be a possibility that you would turn out to be the
douchebag that you presently are. A douchebag with a 10 year tax abatement
(https://alpha.phila.gov/property/?p=181206100).
It really sucks to have to constantly complain to 911 about this. I mean, you are one
of the lucky ones who managed to nd a garage-fronted rowhome before they were
banned, so you already have a guaranteed parking spot on your block.
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But thats not good enough for you, is it? So fuck you, Erik. A million times.
Fishtown has transformed into a very parking-sensitive neighborhood. Everyone who
lives here knows to not park in front of curb cuts and garage doors. Your warning
sign is pointless and I bet you have never had a single Fishtowner block your garage
door since the day you moved in. All the Lew Blum sign is doing is conrming your
douchebag status like a beacon to ocean-faring vessels and your immediate neighbors.
Erik Zhivalyuk is registered as the owner of 1339 E Berks St
(https://alpha.phila.gov/property/?p=181206100) in Philadelphia property records.
UPDATE: Eric has written back to say that the vehicles appearing in front of his
garage door are those of guests.
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While parking like that is stupid, allow me a small time to rant as an owner
of a house with a front garage in Fishtown. I didnt even WANT a garage,
but was forced to have one so that I wouldnt take up any more street
parking by zoning. This is frustrating on multiple levels. Im accused of
being a douche for having a garage, a street spot was still lost to the curb
cut, I lose an entire floor of my home that could have been livable area, and
I DONT EVEN OWN A CAR!
AMGibbons
Hey, you can make some rental money. Rent the garage out to a
neighbor and allow them the luxury of helping you pay your mortgage.
Just a thought.
Caleb Shay
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Poor baby. You were forced to own a home with a garage. If you didnt
want it that way you shouldnt have bought it. FOH
Eric Zhivalyuk
Eric, if you say its your friends/guests that are doing it Ill change the
piece to add that bit in, and thank you for responding.
joe schmo
I remember attending the two zoning meetings for this property. The
developer was pretty much an asshole through the entire process. I guess
asshole developers end up building houses for assholes to move into.
Astromyxin .
What a fucking wimp. Nobody is forcing you to live where you live, amongn
people who clearly dont give a shit and are probably deeply embroiled nin
poverty. Theres probably trash strewn all about your street, and youre
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