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This file focuses on the great OfficerTom and is not only a winning argument but a
way to resurrect a weekly trolls-day file. Cards are cut of the highest quality with
over 90% of this file being written by you the great members of cross-x. I have also
payed homage to WGLF through this file. While we did a fantastic job on the neg we
allowed the great Mowl to give us one card for the aff which is assured to win
rounds. I have also brought back the great Malthus and included the weekly update
to the on-going disadvantage. Lastly the bottom of the docket has been updated to
give you the new and improved Pokemon K.
Strategy
To win a debait you need to first establish that the aff wants the judge to sign the
judges name and not OfficerToms. Secondly you must win that UncleTom is a
credible source which should not be hard with some fantastic cards I have provided.
Third you should probably read add-ons they are actually not too troll filled but
they may actually help you win the round. Fourth and most importantly you must
make fun of Mowl at ever chance you can in the round; this will not help you at all
but it would be funny. Lastly you have to take a picture of the ballot for every round
you win with the Officer Tom signature on it and post it to (http://www.crossx.com/topic/56192-wheres-this-weeks-trollsday-file/) forum to get the file back. We
need 14 signatures do me proud trollz.
Politics - Neg
1NC Shell
The Trolls-Day has died Officer Tom and PJ have quit due to haters
Officer Tom 12/4 (Voted Official Cross-X Coperator, Loved by the people of debait culture,
Occupation - Cop Cop Cop Cop Cop, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56185-rip-trollsday-file/?
hl=officertom#entry884315)
R.I.P. The Trolls-Day File 11/6/13 - 11/27/13 Cause of Death: The hate of Jacobstime, Chunkry,
ktg9616, and Mowl
Officer Tom will restart the Trolls-Day file if he gets 15 Officer Tom Signatures.
Officer Tom 12/5 (Voted Official Cross-X Coperator, Loved by the people of debait culture,
Occupation - Cop Cop Cop Cop Cop, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56192-wheres-this-weekstrollsday-file/)
Mowl is the worst thing that has happened to the trolls-day file. Let's petition him! Please sign below:
OfficerTom Once we get 15 OfficerTom signatures, Mowl will be impeached from office, and Brian
D. Gonzaba, with the help of Jacobstime, will become the new authors of the Trolls-Day file . There
will also be a supervision board, run by ktg and Chunkry
There is currently only one officer tom signature we need you the judge to sign the
ballot Officer Tom to restart the Trolls-Day file.
The judges name doesnt work only Officer Toms will the aff says to sign your
name not his.
Officer Tom 12/5 (Voted Official Cross-X Coperator, Loved by the people of debait culture,
Occupation - Cop Cop Cop Cop Cop, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56192-wheres-this-weekstrollsday-file/)
"Once we get 15 OfficerTom signatures" I don't see "OfficerTom" in any of your signatures.
Trolls-Day Files key to Current Events, best political needs, and most qualified
people. Without it people are stuck with the Thursday file YUCK!
Officer Tom 12/5 (Voted Official Cross-X Coperator, Loved by the people of debait culture,
Occupation - Cop Cop Cop Cop Cop, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56060-the-official-trollsday-file-week-1/)
Want to stay informed on Current Events? Does the Thursday File not meet your politics update
needs? Do you want your weekly updates written by the most qualified people in the activity? Do
you want Officer Tom to cut it out with all this BS? Fine.
Capitalism Add-On
Thursday file cost money $10 each or 8 for $80
Ross G. 11/16(Username South-X, Cross-X admin, Kent Denver, http://www.crossx.com/topic/56122-subscription-to-thursday-files/?hl=%2Bthursday+%2Bfile#entry883488)
Yes if you sign up here http://www.cross-x.c...e-subscription/ You pay $80 which gets you 10 TF's
(which for most people is a whole season), by giving you access to a special discounted area. If
you want more you receive them at the discounted $8 but we don't want to make people pay up
front for that. Finally, if you won't use 10 TFs the $80 is just credit on your Evazon account you
can use on any file in the store at all. We think that this method provides the greatest flexibility
Thursday File files people rage and causes them to count wrong due to the monetary
instability and entrenches capitalism.
Archer 12/6 (Username: agl125, Champion Debaitor, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56199anyone-else-have-trouble-buying-thursday-files/?hl=%2Bthursday+%2Bfile#entry884413)
ya...basically you need to try buying it 3-4 times, then rage quit and fill yourself with so much raw
emotion that on the 5th attempt, you accidentally leave one of the entry fields blank, which will
then redirect you to a different page. from this page, if you enter all your info right, then it lets you
actually buy the file.
Cross apply Officer Tom 12/5 here purchase is zero sum you either choose the
Trolls-Day file or the Thursday File and without the free Trolls-Day file people have
no choice left.
Capitalism doesnt need to cause death itself because it forces
the conditions that make the masses desire death. This turns
case. Aff impacts can only be solved through micro resolutions
like the alternative.
Deleuze and Guattari 1972
, Anti-Oedipus, 337-8
Things are very different in capitalism. Precisely because the flows of capital are decoded and deterritorialized flows;
precisely because the subjective essence of production is revealed in capitalism; precisely because the limit becomes internal to capitalism, which continually reproduces it, and also
alienated in private property that reproduces the ever wider interior limits, and that of abstract desire alienated in the privatized family that displaces the ever narrower internalized
Everything labors in
death, everything wishes for death. In truth, capitalism has nothing
to co-opt; or rather, its powers of co-option coexist more often than
not with what is to be co-opted, and even anticipate it. (How many revolutionary groups as
ones that, like cadavers, feed on images. Death is not desired, but what is desired is dead, already dead: images.
such are already in place for a co-option that will be carried out only in the future, and form an apparatus for the absorption of a surplus value not even produced yet-which gives them
at one end where everything would end up following behind and being swallowed up-a question of regime.
according to the two directions of subordination, according as the molecular phenomena are subordinated to the large aggregates, or on the contrary subordinate them to themselves. At
must fall, make escape what must escape, at each point ensuring the conversion of schizophrenia as a process into an effectively revolutionary force. For what is the schizo, if not first of
all the one who can no longer bear "all that": money, the stock market, the death forces, Nijinsky said-values, morals, homelands, religions, and private ~artitudes? There is a whole
social investment at the same time? The choice is between one of two poles, the paranoiac counterescape that motivates all the conformist, reactionary, and fascisizing investments,
and the schizophrenic escape convertible into a revolutionary investment. Maurice Blanchot speaks admirably of this revolutionary escape, this fall that must be thought and carried out
as the most positive of events: "What is this escape? The word is poorly chosen to please. Courage consists, however, in agreeing to flee rather than live tranquilly and hypocritically in
false refuges. Values, morals, homelands, religions, and these private certitudes that our vanity and our complacency bestow generously on us, have as many deceptive sojourns as the
world arranges for those who think they are standing straight and at ease, among stable things. They know nothing of this immense flight that transports them, ignorant of themselves,
in the monotonous buzzing of their ever quickening steps that lead them impersonally in a great immobile movement. An escape in advance of the escape. [Consider the example of one
of these men] who, having had the revelation of the mysterious drift, is no longer able to stand living in the false pretences of residence. First he tries to take this movement as his own.
In this
regard, the first thesis of schizoanalysis is this: every investment is
social, and in any case bears upon a sociohistorical field.
He would like to personally withdraw. He lives on the fringe .... [But] perhaps that is what the fall is, that it can no longer be a personal destiny, but the common 10t."
Mowl Add-On
He really loves them here are his true intentions and SDA debait will stop existing if
the files dont restart.
Mowl 11/20 (Lucas Forster, San Dieguito Academy, Swaggy P is God, http://www.crossx.com/topic/56139-the-official-trolls-day-file-week-3/)
IGNORE THOSE WHO DON'T COMPREHEND HOW STRATEGIC TACOS IS GOING TO
BE. MY BROTHER IS GONNA BID AT LA COSTA RUNNING TACOS EVERY NEG ROUND.
I'M SURE SME WILL BE GETTING A COUPLE BIDS AS WELL. I MIGHT SHARE THE
AWESOME 200 PAGE BASED GOD PERFORMANCE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE
PAST 3 YEARS IN EXCHANGE FOR TWO MORE PIECES OF TACOS EV. GAWD
JACOBSTIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART UNTIL NOW..... OFFICER TOM, NEVER
EVER EVER STOP MAKING DA TROLLSDAY FILEZ. DA DAY DAT U DO IS DA DAY OUR
BELOVED SDA DEBATE PROGRAM FOLDS.
headquarters were shut down, leaving many people standing outside, cold and frustrated. An
officer came around and said we have to evacuate the area, we have a situation going on, said
Steven Adkins. After hours of searching and investigating, fear and anxiety turned to anger and
annoyance as police discovered the threat was a prank call. You had me come from Dundalk all
the way down here to South Baltimore to make sure my mothers OK? How many other people
have done it and just havent got here yet? a woman said. For Dorothy, who was without her
medication for several hours, she couldnt be more disgusted in the caller.I think they ought to
be ashamed of themselves, pulling something on people like that, making other people suffer for
nothing, she said.
A2: Perm
Nope can only pick one.
Officer Tom 12/4 (Voted Official Cross-X Coperator, Loved by the people of debait culture,
Occupation - Cop Cop Cop Cop Cop, http://www.cross-x.com/topic/56104-the-official-trollsday-file-week-2/)
I mean a logical policy maker can only choose one.
Politics - Aff
Mowl
REJECT ANY PLAN ACTION THAT REQUIRES THE SIGNATURE OF
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AS A REJECTION OF THE ANTICHRIST.
OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST, THE EVIDENCE IS UNDENIABLE AND
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS RACIST. FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN GOOD
AND EVIL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, WHICH SIDE DO YOU CHOOSE?
THE OAO in 10 (ObamaAntichrist.org, Obama Antichrist Evidence, September 9,
2010, http://www.obamaanti...hrist-evidence/)
Who is Barack Hussein Obama? What do we actually know about him? Is he merely just another politician or is there
Obama? Certainly its hard to think of someone in recent history who has been better able to capture the
hope and imagination of Americans all across the country. He ran his campaign on the ideas of hope
and change but is that really what hes offering? He hypnotized millions with his
oratory and convinced the rest with vague promises. He is universally loved and
admired. His followers refer to him as the one, the elect, and the savior but the
fact of the matter is President Barack Hussein Obama is a demon sent from hell to
extinguish the last remnants of virtue from the face of the earth. Barack Hussein
Obama is the Antichrist. People have claimed the existence of an Antichrist at different times in history
but never before has the evidence been so concrete, logical and undeniable as it is
with the case of Barack Obama. Obama rose through the ranks of American politics seemingly out of
more to
nowhere. He gained a passionate following all over the world. A following that clings to every vague promise and
political bromide he so eloquently spews from his demonic tongue .
Malthus DA Updates
Pokemon K
Resolved: Individuals ought to train to become Pokemon masterss
Framework: the affirmative has chosen his point to prove and I have chosen mine. The duty of
the negative is to prove the affirmative wrong by whatever means. There are no rules against a
counter-resolution and there are no rules dictating how a negative case must be structured. My
counter-resolution will be based on a critique of the affirmative resolution.
Man,
is able to live and even to die for the sake of his ideals and values !
Existential frustration can also result in neuroses. For this type of neuroses, logotherapy has coined the term [is
called] "nogenic neuroses" in contrast to neuroses in the traditional sense of the word, i.e., psychogenic neuroses. Nogenic
neuroses have their origin not in the psychological but rather in the "nological" (from the Greek noos meaning mind) dimension of human
existence. This is a nother logotherapeutic term which denotes anything pertaining to the specifically human dimension. Nogenic
neuroses do not emerge from conflicts between drives and instincts but rather from existential problems. Among such
problems, the frustration of the will to meaning plays a large role. The existential vacuum is a
widespread phenomenon of the twentieth century. This is understandable; it may be due to a twofold loss which man
has had to undergo since he became a truly human being. At the beginning of human history, man
lost some of the basic animal instincts in which an animal's behavior is imbedded and by which it is
secured. Such security, like Paradise, is closed to man forever; man has to make choices. In addition to this, however, man has
suffered another loss in his more recent development inasmuch as the traditions which buttressed his behavior are now
rapidly diminishing. No instinct tells him what he has to do, and no tradition tells him what he
ought to do; sometimes he does not even know what he wishes to do. Instead, he either wishes to do
what other people do (conformism) or he does what other people wish him to do (totalitarianism).
A commodity is therefore a mysterious thing, simply because in it the social character of mens labour
appears to them as an objective[;] character stamped upon the product of that labour[.]; because the relation of the
producers to the sum total of their own labour is presented to them as a social relation, existing not between themselves, but between the products
of their labour. This is the reason why the products of labour become commodities, social things whose qualities
are at the same time perceptible and imperceptible by the senses. In the same way the light from an object is perceived by us not
as the subjective excitation of our optic nerve, but as the objective form of something outside the eye itself. But, in the act of seeing, there is at all
events, an actual passage of light from one thing to another, from the external object to the eye. There is a physical relation
between physical things. But it is different with commodities. There, the existence of the things qu
commodities, and the value relation between the products of labour which stamps them as
commodities, have absolutely no connection with their physical properties and with the material
relations arising therefrom. There it is a definite social relation between men, that assumes, in their eyes, the fantastic form of a
relation between things. In order, therefore, to find an analogy, we must have recourse to the mist-enveloped regions of the religious world. In
that world the productions of the human brain appear as independent beings endowed with life, and entering into relation both with one another
and the human race. So it is in the world of commodities with the products of mens hands. This I call the Fetishism which
attaches itself to the products of labour, so soon as they are produced as commodities, and which is
therefore inseparable from the production of commodities.
THEREFORE THE UNITED STATES SEES ITSELF NOT ONLY AS A SINGLE NATIONAL
GROUP WITH A COMMON IDEOLOGY, BUT IT DOES SO THROUGH COMMODITY
FETISHISM, CREATING FALSE ILLUSIONS ABOUT ONE-ANOTHER STEMMING FROM
OUR INABILITY TO PERCEIVE EACHOTHER WITHOUT COMMODITIES.