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DOUBLE ISSUE 2 WEEKS OF LISTINGS

VOLUME 62 | NUMBER 13 | ISSUE #32093210
2 Inbox
4 In the News How reality shows
tackle legal woes. Plus,
scoop from SXSW and a
peek at Raising Hopes
series nale.
10 Roush Review
16 The Crazy Ones
Shazbot! Its a Mork and
Mindy reunion!
18 Amy Schumer The racy

comedian gears up for a
saucy second season.
20 Reign Inside the royal digs.

22 Veep Is there trouble on
the campaign trail for Selina?
24 Monday Highlights Behind the

scenes of Teen Wolfs hair-raising
season nale. (Grid on page 25.)
27 Tuesday Highlights Get to know

From Dusk Till Dawns Zane Holtz.
(Grid on page 28.)
30 Wednesday Highlights Arrow

meets Birds of Prey. (Grid on page 31.)
33 Thursday Highlights Surviving

Jacks Rachael Harris on her new role
and 90s nostalgia. (Grid on page 36.)
38 Weekend Highlights Whats next for

The Walking Dead. (Grid on page 40.)
[ WEEK 2 ]
46 Monday Highlights James Van Der

Beek is back! (Grid on page 47.)
49 Tuesday Highlights About a Boys

Minnie Driver opens up about
parenthood. (Grid on page 50.)
53 Wednesday Highlights Chicago

P.D.s hot cop. (Grid on page 54.)
56 Thursday Highlights A little history

on Vikings Floki. (Grid on page 57.)
59 Weekend Highlights Game of

Thrones roars back. (Grid on page 60.)
66 Daytime Highlights General Hospital adds a former Knots Landing star.
67 Streaming Highlights Why we love

Fresh Meats Zawe Ashton.
68
70
71
72
74
Sports Highlights
Crossword/Sudoku
Horoscope
Cheers & Jeers
Pacific Grids
ON THE COVER Alyson Hannigan, Neil Patrick

Harris, Cristin Milioti, Josh Radnor, Jason Segel and
Cobie Smulders photographed by Andrew Macpherson
in Los Angeles on February 13, 2014. Costume designer:
Reiko Kurumada. Back cover inset: Monty Brinton/CBS
Photograph by Andrew Macpherson
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COVER STORY: HOW

I MET YOUR MOTHER
All slap bets are of as the beloved sitcom nishes its run after
nine seasons. Its going to be
surprising, says Cristin Milioti,
who plays the titular mom, of the
series ender. But its a beautiful
way for these characters to all
come together one last time.
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do you think of the
new supernatural
series Resurrection?
An amazing show.
Very powerful and
heartrending.
Wish my loved
ones could
come back.
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rewatch The
Returned, the
French series.
MARK DEL VECCHIO
CECELIA VOYCE
Very
Stephen
Kingesque,
which is not
what I
expected.
It has a
Lost feel
to it.
Like it a lot
cant wait to get a
clearer picture of
whats going on. I hope
they dont do a Lost on
us and never explain.
GAIL ODONNELLNEWBERRY
while Sandi Smith believes the show

should have had a judge like him
from Day 1. I hope he will continue,
she wrote. Robert Anthony, however,
thought his inclusion on the panel
was ultimately just a case of too little,
too late. As brilliantly gifted as he is,
nothing can save Idol, he wrote.
readers agree with us: There is something about Harr y. I love him,
Stephanie Lofstrand wrote of the
American Idol judge. His music
knowledge, honesty and fatherly advice
are what the show needed. Plus, he and
Keith Urban are hilarious together.
Harry is truthful to the contestants,
which they need, Tina Lamb noted,
Retire this old warhorse before it gets

any more painful to watch. Bravo to The
Voice for reinventing this brand!
Quick Clicks Heather Moore Sheppard cosigned our critic Matt Roushs
opinion that episodes of series like
House of Cards might be best savored over a number of days instead
of devoured all at once [Streaming
Highlights, 3/10]. I got so burned-out
bingeing on House of Cards that I
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I watched it
and cried five
times. This is
heavy stuff.
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JUDITH L.
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Idol Worship Looks as though our
PATTY FORAN-THOMAS
couldnt nish the season, she wrote.

An occasional binge is fun, but the
anticipation of watching shows a little
at a time is even more rewarding.
Diane Katz enjoyed our story on

Parenthood scene stealer Max
Burkholder. Thank you for highlighting this wonderful young actor, she
wrote. As a special-education teacher,
I feel his performance as a child with
Aspergers has been fantastic! He
should be nominated for an Emmy.
We think so, too!
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IN THE
The Giudices (left) leave

court in Newark, New Jersey, on March 4. Thank you
all for your love and support of my family and my
kids, Teresa tweeted;
Portwood (below, in February 2012) was sentenced to
ve years in prison but was
released in November 2013
BY ORIANA SCHWINDT
FORGET CATFIGHTS AND fashion shows. These days,
reality TV is becoming increasingly about court dates
and potential prison uniforms. The Real Housewives of
New Jerseys Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, are
currently awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to
39 counts of fraud, and Mob Wives: New Blood star Alicia
DiMichele is seeing how much time shell serve for
embezzlement and union fraud.
Some stars have committed crimes on their shows:
Amber Portwood, of MTVs Teen Mom, pleaded guilty to
two counts of felony domestic battery after she was seen
hitting Gary Shirley, the father of her child, on an episode
of the series. (She also later served 17 months in prison
for violating terms of her probation in a drug case.)
Others are alleged to have committed violations off
camera, such as Black Ink Crews Richard OS--t
Duncan, who faces up to ve years in prison for a felony
gun charge (police allegedly found a gun in a car Duncan
was driving; both the gun and car were registered to a
friend visiting from South Carolina). Duncan is currently
dealing with the charges; hell appear in the shows
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PORTWOOD,
third season, premiering
AMBER
March 31, which will cover
the ongoing case.
While no showrunner
wants to wake up to a report about a cast member in legal trouble, its no different than if an actor in a drama series gets arrested for a
DUI, one veteran reality producer says. You manage
the situation as it unfolds.
The Giudices legal misdeeds will very much be
a part of the show next season, Housewives executive
producer Andy Cohen recently told us, though Bravo
wont reveal how much the couple will appear in Season 6, which is currently shooting. Teresas sentencing
is set for July 8she faces up to 27 months in prison.
Joe, an Italian citizen, could be deported.
As for the extent to which the court proceedings and
their aftermath make it on air, that often depends on the
presiding judge, who can prohibit a defendant from talking about the case on camera during the trial, says entertainment lawyer John Fagerholm. [However,] thats not
a problem if the show airs after the trial ends, Fagerholm
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GIUDICE, JOE
AND TERESA
TV Tackles Texas
AUSTINS SOUTH BY Southwest (SXSW) festival typically celebrates the music,
film and digital worlds, but this year, for the first time, the event carved out room
for television. World premieres of new series included Showtimes Penny Dreadful,
HBOs Silicon Valley, TNTs The Last Ship and AMCs Halt and Catch Fire. Heres
what else went on. Stephen Battaglio, Rob Moynihan and Michael Schneider
MAKING MORE BACON Kevin Bacon, in town to commemorate the 20th
DUNCAN,
RICHARD OS--T
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On March 7, Harlem tattoo artist Duncan (with

Ceaser Emmanuel) tweeted, I need to stay
outta trouble; I f---in hate these court days
says. Attorneys generally advise clients to stay

out of the limelight during a trial, but theres
nothing legally preventing cast members from
lming their shows.
But after sentencing? Even in cases of
house arrest, the whims of the gavel hold sway.
The judge can impose conditions, like who
you hang out with and whos allowed in the
house, Fagerholm says. While a judge could
forbid camera crews from entering a convicts
home, even prison time doesnt mean youve
seen the last of a reality star. You can be in
prison and still work on a show, Fagerholm
says, as long as the prison allows the production company to lm.
More good news for reality cons: According
to Fagerholm, they can still earn a salary from
a show as long as they arent proting from the
crime for which they were convicted. Whether
they get to enjoy that cash is another story. In
the case of Mob Wives DiMichele, a judge
cant specically order her to fork over show
wages as restitution; he or she can, however,
make the amount of restitution comparable
to wages earned. The only government body
I know of that can
say, Were taking
t h i s m o n e y,
Fagerholm says,
is the IRS.
With reporting by
Michael Schneider
DiMichele faces up
to six months in jail
and a $96,000 fine;
still, she says she
might be up for
Season 5 of Mob
Wives: New Blood
DiMICHELE,
ALICIA
anniversary of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, as well as to tout his SixDegrees.org

charity, was celebrating a third-season renewal of The Following. He says
theres plenty of opportunity to reinvent the Fox thriller each year: You can
introduce new characters. We can get rid of characters. Who knows, we could
go to a different place. But dont expect to see his Ryan Hardy get too comfortable. I think people are really hungry for him to have some wins. And he
has been able to have some triumphs, Bacon says. But I like to see him get
beat up. I like to see him struggle and make mistakes. I dont want him to
always use the best judgment possible. To me, thats not that interesting.
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER THE WEB To further expand The Walking Deads
universe, AMC is planning a fourth series of webisodes directed by the shows
special-effects guru, Greg Nicotero. While a concept has not been confirmed,
Nicotero suggests that existing characters could appear, and he would like to
Bacon (left) says he

was at rst horried
by the Six Degrees of
Kevin Bacon game but
now embraces it;
Meyers (below) called
his Late Night a work
in progress
explore the backstory of brothers Daryl (Norman Reedus) and Merle (Michael
Rooker). He also wants to add a twist to the walkers. The TV show shoots
from May to November, and Id love to see what would happen in winter,
Nicotero says. Maybe see some frozen popsicle zombies!
LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS Austin played host to a number of late-night
shows, as ABCs Jimmy Kimmel and Bravos Andy Cohen did a weeks worth
of programs from the city. Its fun for people to get a look at [the festival],
says Kimmel, who completed a barbecue tour of Austin and tried to enroll
sidekick/security guard Guillermo into the University of Texas. NBCs Seth
Meyers and TBSs Pete Holmes also touted their shows with panel discussions; being a tech geek was not a requirement. I have a BlackBerry, Meyers
said when asked to describe his social-media habits. So nothing works.
SCIENCE GETS COOL Two years ago, a Facebook pal of college student Elise
Andrew told her he was bored with the science-related news stories, facts and
photos she posted and suggested she create a science-specific page people
could sign up to follow if they were interested. I got a thousand followers
the first day, and it never stopped growing, says Andrew, a native of Suffolk,
England. More than 10 million followers later, she has a deal to turn the page,
called I F---ing Love Science, into a series for the Science Channel, which is
looking at a fall debut (The Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson is an executive producer). But Andrew is reluctant about becoming a TV star. They
want me to be on the show, she says. Maybe one day.
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IN THE
The Last Hope
The Directing
Diaries
Americas
Most Watched
TOP 10 SHOWS
LIVE WATCHED
+3 Days LIVE
DVR
THE BIG BANG THEORY CBS
22.7
18.1
NCIS CBS
20.7
17.9
THE VOICE
(Monday) NBC
17.3
15.6
RESURRECTION ABC
17.0
13.9
THE WALKING DEAD AMC

NCIS: LOS ANGELES CBS
16.7
16.7
12.7
14.4
(Tuesday) NBC
15.9
14.5
THE BLACKLIST NBC
15.6
11.0
BLUE BLOODS CBS
15.3
12.0
10 CRIMINAL MINDS CBS
14.1
11.4
THE VOICE
Source: Nielsen Media Research, week of March 39, 2014

(not including sports programming), in millions.
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returns to town with two surprises: the dream wedding Virginia and Burt (Dillahunt) couldnt afford (hence the royal
wedding garb) and Kenny Loggins (hence the dropped
jaws). Loggins sings Dannys Song, which Virginia warbled to Hope in the premiere. Says Mariana: It closes a
circle in the lives of the characters that I hope will make
loyal watchers and future binge-watchers feel like this wonderful, 88-episode trip had a purpose. Aubry DArminio
FIRST
LO O K
PAUL WESLEY WAITED patiently

for four seasons before sinking
his teeth into directing an episode of The CWs The Vampire
Diaries. I was very strategic,
says the actor, who plays angsty
bloodsucker Stefan Salvatore.
After I shadowed directors
and sat in the editing room,
they finally said, OK, lets give
it a shot. Wesley (center, with
Kat Graham and Steven R.
McQueen) goes behind the
camera for April 17s twisty
episode, which focuses on the
Travelers occupation of Mystic
Falls and troubles in the shows
supernatural purgatory. I was expecting some hazing from the cast, Wesley says,
but everyone was so supportive. Ileane Rudolph
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RAISING HOPE STARTED with a father-daughter relationship and ends on that theme, says exec producer Mike
Mariana about the comedys nal episode (April 4, Fox).
Yet, while the premiere was about single dad Jimmy (Lucas
Neff, far left, with Shannon Woodward, Martha Plimpton
and Garret Dillahunt) and his baby, Hope (Baylie and Rylie
Cregut), the nale focuses on Virginia (Plimpton) and her
previously deadbeat dad, Arnold (Jeffrey Tambor), who
FIRST
LO O K
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S A ME GE N I U S. N E W W O R L D.
IN THE
The A-list
group sele,
which broke
Twitter retweet records,
was a highlight
of the night
Oscar Winners Hit

the Small Screen
1 Steve McQueen
The Oscars: A Recipe

for Improvement
THE OSCARS ARE the Super Bowl of
awards shows, this year hitting a ratings high unseen for nonsports programming since the Friends nale a
decade ago. Quarterback/host Ellen
DeGeneres worked the cavernous
Dolby Theatre with enough disarming charm that you could almost
forget how long the night was.
(Good to know we werent the only
ones craving pizza.)
But theres always room for improvement, so here are some suggestions to make the show even livelier:
Loosen up, people! DeGeneres has
the gift of friendly, folksy camaraderie, putting even the most selfimportant of superstars at ease. The
shows best moments were spontaneous: the scrambling for position to
get in Ellens Twitter-busting sele,
Lupita Nyongo shimmying with
Pharrell Williams. Much more of
that, please. Why let the Golden
Globes have all the fun?
Own the mistakes. So much of Oscar
night is rigidly canned that when an
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incredible flub occurs, like Tron

Vajoltas mangling of Idina Menzels
name, take advantage of it. DeGeneres
missed an opportunity by not making this an instant running gag and
beating the Internet at its own game.
Stop the montage madness! Even in
a relatively painless Academy Awards
show, the length is numbing. Pointlessly repetitive mash-ups like this
years variations on a hero theme
helped push the telecast to three and
a half hours. Theres an entire category devoted to editing. Take the hint.
Res p ect t h e lege n d s. I f o u n d
DeGeneress female impersonator
crack about Liza Minnelli funnier
than Liza did, but I was less amused
when Minnelli and her sibs merely
took a silent bow during the Wizard
of Oz tribute to their mother, Judy
Garland. And when you have reallife heroes like Captain Phillips and
Philomena in the house, let them introduce the films that put them on
the Oscars radar.
Finally: Next time, snacks for
everyone! Matt Roush
Oscar highlight: Won best picture for

producing 12 Years a Slave; nominated
for best director
Next on TV: Hes developing, producing
and cowriting a still-untitled drama for
HBO about an African-American man
living in New York high society
Alfonso Cuarn
Oscar highlight: Won best director
for Gravity
Next on TV: Hes an executive producer
on NBCs new sci-fi drama Believe, and
he also cowrote and directed the
March 10 premiere
John Ridley
Oscar highlight: Won best adapted
screenplay for 12 Years a Slave
Next on TV: Hes writing and producing
the ABC pilot American Crime, about
the murder of a war vet, starring
Timothy Hutton and Felicity Huffman
Jeremy Kleiner
Oscar highlight: Won best picture for
producing 12 Years a Slave
Next on TV: Through Brad Pitts
production company, Plan B, hes an
executive producer on ABCs new backfrom-the-dead drama, Resurrection
FACEBOOK POLL
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show next year?
Ellen DeGeneres: 51%
Neil Patrick Harris: 20%
7 Hugh Jackman: 9%
Will Ferrell: 8%
Steve Martin: 6% 3
Jimmy Fallon: 3%
Jimmy Kimmel: 3%
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March Madness: The Clone Wars

HAVENT WE MET somewhere before? Theres a lot of
that dj view feeling going around this midseason, with
a number of new series seeming like old times. Hewing to
readily recognizable formulas, they at rst glance send
out a distinctly been-there, seen-that vibe. But this isnt
necessarily a bad thing. Much of TV is meant to provide
a comfort zone, and there are probably only so many
ways to approach genres as disparate yet entrenched as

family and ensemble comedies, reality-competition
shows and serialized thrillers. Familiarity can even breed
contentment if the characters and the execution make it
all seem somehow fresh. After too much of a safe thing,
of course, it does make you wonder when and where the
next original idea will come from. May it arrive soon.
CRISIS
JIM HENSONS
CREATURE SHOP
CHALLENGE
Sundays, 10/9c, NBC
Sundays, 9/8c, NBC
Feels like: Touch (remember that short-lived

Kiefer Sutherland misfire?), with more Stephen
King tossed in. This is the
story of Bo (Johnny Sequoyah), a little girl with
amazing, but maddeningly unspecified, paranormal powers who goes
on the run from evil assassins with the help of a
scruffy death-row escapee (Jake McLaughlin).
Feeling it? Despite Oscar
winner Alfonso Cuarns
(Gravity) stylish direction
of the pilot episode, not
so much. The action
sequences pack a suspenseful visual wallop,
but the conflicts are
cartoonishly drawn and
its hard to believe that
Cuarn and fellow executive producer J.J. Abrams
think its a good idea to
slow down the chase for
the pint-size hero to go
on weekly missions of
schmaltzy mercy.
MY SCORE:
4
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MY SCORE:
6
Series premiere: Tuesday,

3/25, 10/9c, Syfy
FRIENDS WITH
BETTER LIVES
Series premiere:
Monday, 3/31, 9/8c, CBS
Feels like: Did someone

say Friends? Six very
attractive people hang
outin a married couples
living room, not a coffeehouse (these buds being
in their 30s, after all)
cracking crass sex jokes
while assessing the state
of their relationships.
Feeling it? Not yet. Kevin
Connolly (Entourage)
and Majandra Delfino
are appealing as selfdeprecating parents (of
an invisible-so-far child)
fretting that the thrill is
gone, but their inner circle
tends to be either innocuous or, more frequently,
obnoxious. The latter is
embodied by James Van
Der Beek, newly single
and pining for his ex,
who trades barbs with
Zoe Lister-Jones as a
bitter spinster in the
making. These friends
could use better writing.
MY SCORE:
5
Feels like: An almost

shot-for-shot copy of
Syfys Face Off, complete
with a fetching female
host (Farscapes Gigi Edgley); insane time limits for
contestants to produce
elaborate creatures; and
a three-member judging
panel, including Brian
Henson (Jims son and
chairman of the Jim
Henson Company).
Feeling it? Its hard not
to, especially if, like me,
youre already a Face
Off and Henson fan.
Creativity overflows in
the workroom, and
theres the added complication of making the
costumes functional for
the puppeteers inside
them. The Screen Test
reveals can be breathtaking, and the critiques
are smartly constructive.
MY SCORE:
8
SURVIVING JACK
Series premiere:
Thursday, 3/27,
9:30/8:30c, Fox
Feels like: That 70s

Show, though now it
seems even 1991 qualifies as nostalgia. This
comic memoir focuses
on awkwardly gangly
freshman Frankie (Connor Buckley) and the
tough love he regularly
endures from his bellicose bully of a dad, Jack
(Christopher Meloni), a
cynical oncologist.
Feeling it? Slowly but
surely. Jacks surrounded
by idiots misanthropy
and drill-sergeant parenting could wear thin,
but Meloni sells the
gruffness with an underlying intelligence and
warmth. While the period
references (including an
obsession with American
Gladiators) often feel
forced, the humiliations
of high school are a timeless source of coming-ofage humor.
MY SCORE:
7
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BELIEVE
Feels like: Hostages, only

this conspiracy-laden
D.C. thriller executes its
bold plan out in the
open, as a mastermind
engineers the kidnapping of a bus full of kids
whose rich and powerful
parents (including the
president) are forced to
do whatever it takes,
legal or usually not, to
get them back.
Feeling it? For now, but
for how long? Lots of
twists unfold in the opening chapters, and Gillian
Anderson is ravishing as
a captain of industry
whose daughter (or is
she?) is among the abducted and whose estranged sister (Rachael
Taylor) leads the FBI
rescue team. Its contrived, for sure, and with
Hostages, weve seen
how quickly this kind of
melodrama can lapse
into overheated silliness.
They are an everevolving couple, says

Cobie Smulders (with
Neil Patrick Harris).
Theyre not perfect
for each other, but
they have a lot of fun
BARNEY AND ROBIN
BY KATE HAHN
After nine hilarious seasons, How I Met Your Mother comes to a close with one legenwait for itdary nale
Series Finale
Monday, 3/31
8/7c, CBS
HOW I MET
YOUR MOTHER
TED AND THE MOTHER
Photographs by Andrew Macpherson
Theyre that rst

love, that sweet
little puppy-dog
thing that actually
worked out, says
Alyson Hannigan
(with Jason Segel)
MARSHALL AND LILY
There is a magnetic
attraction, Cristin
Milioti (with Josh Radnor) says. They have a
very similar sensibility,
and both wear their
hearts on their sleeves
So many babies have

been born to the cast
and crew since we
started. People have
died, says Radnor. A
lot can happen on and
of screen in nine years.
You see the arc of life
TANGO! YOURE TANGOING! The

photographer at TV GUIDE MAGAZINEs
cover shoot encourages Josh Radnor
and Cristin Milioti to unleash their
inner Latin groove. They laugh. Dip.
Embrace. Lock eyes. Spin. Entwine
legs. Almost fall. Hold each other up.
Just like the loving goofball soul
mates they play on How I Met Your
Motheridealistic architect Ted
Mosby and his future bride, still
known only as the Mother.
The small audience of makeup
artists and photo assistants breaks
into impromptu applause as the
p h o t o g r a p h e r s h o u t s , G re a t !
Youre done! Milioti looks surprised: We are?
Sadly, its true. After
nine seasons, the genrestretching sitcom about a
guy looking for his one true
love will have its last dance
in an hour-long farewell on
March 31.
For Radnor, this nal season has
been extremely gratifying. Though
Ted hasnt ofcially met the Mother,
flash-forwards have shown many
happy milestones in his life with the
woman fans first glimpsed in the
Season 8 nale. (I had a moment of
panic when I realized how important
the role was! confesses Milioti.)
One of the things that kept me

going when I got knocked around
and heartbroken for nine years,
Radnor says, was knowing the
whole thing was rigged to give Ted a
romantic victory in the end.
That victory was hard-won. Lets
see: There was the time dermatologist
Stella (Sarah Chalke) left him at the
altar and the second time he thought
baker Victoria (Ashley Williams) was
the one. Not to mention the parade
of crushes and bad dates, which
included randy receptionist Abby
(Britney Spears) and Slutty Pumpkin
(Katie Holmes), to name a few. And,
of course, there was his longtime
l ove f o r j o u r n a l i s t p a l
Robin (Cobie Smulders),
w h o i s m a r r y i n g Te ds
suave best friend, Barney
(Neil Patrick Harris).
Their wedding weekend
at the Farhampton Inn has
been the focus of the current season. And, so far, its been 56
hours of hilaritywith the occasional drama: Ted nally let go of his
feelings for Robin; matron of honor
and spunky art lover Lily (Alyson
Hannigan) and her husband, Teds
sensitive college roommate, lawyer
Marshall ( Jason Segel), fought and
then made up; Barney got drunk; etc.
ITS A
DOOZY,
PROMISES
HANNIGAN
OF THE
FINALE
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The finale picks up right after

Barney and Robins wedding and
becomes this time machine that
takes us into the future, teases executive producer Craig Thomas, who
created the show with college friend
Carter Bays. It tells the story of the
17 years between May 2013 and 2030,
complete with many ups and downs.
Stated more simply: Its a doozy,
says Hannigan, sitting in the gangs
well-worn booth at MacLarens on
Foxs Stage 22, where HIMYM has
shot for nine seasons. Im really
going to miss everyone.
At the last table read, held on Valentines Day (Just rip my heart out,
Hannigan says of the scheduling), the
cast went over the script for the series
ender, and there were waterworks.
We were just shy of solving Californias historic drought, says Thomas.
Though details from the big nale
remain top secret, we do know the
hour will include a brief appearance
by a beloved guest star. A fun, random one from the past, Thomas
hints. It also might feature a robot in
a tuxedo; a scene at that fateful Farhampton train station; the moment
that Ted and the Mother first meet;
and, nally, her name. The very end
of the episodethe last two minutes
of itis exactly what wed planned
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out years ago, Thomas says. We

even shot a part of the last sequence
back in 2006 with Teds kids, before
they became the adults they are now.
The nale will also boast some of
the shows signature jokes and ashbacks, lightning-fast scenes and
nods to its classic catchphrases.
(Slap betyou will be missed!)
This quirkiness is one thing that
made CBS fall in love with HIMYM in
2005, but that wasnt all. It was something wed never seen: a long-running
mythology baked into the concept of
the show, says Nina Tassler, chairman of CBS Entertainment. There
was a beautifully orchestrated balance of extremely funny writing with
an emotional depth and complexity.
That emotional depth was even
part of the series most extreme character, Barney, a suit-obsessed guy who
kept a life-size Stormtrooper costume
in his living room and made womanizing an Olympic sport. But he still
somehow managed to seem tender.
Barney is a passionate person,
but theres this fragility underneath,
says Harris, pointing to moments
like his characters berromantic
proposal. Robin is the same.
Barney and Robin didnt want a relationship, but the relationship found
them, says Harris (below left, with
guest star Ben Vereen and Smulders)
of the couples tying the knot
The biggest skeleton in Robins

closet? Her secret history as Canadian
teen pop star Robin Sparkles. The
thing I love most about my character
is her 80s throwback, Smulders
says. But because of where she
came from, Robin was closed off
from serious relationships. She really
had to learn how to love.
Marshall and Lily, on the other
hand, have always been much more
solid. The writers were never afraid
to just let Marshall and Lily be hot
for each other, to love and support
each other, Segel says. Theyre not
rolling their eyes at each others
jokes. In a cynical entertainment
landscape, its nice to see something pure like that.
HIMYM has certainly left its mark
on the entertainment landscape
and on CBS. The show, which averaged 9.8 million viewers this season,
has been the networks youngestskewing comedy since it premiered.
It scores big in syndication, and its
even spawned a spinoff of sorts: the
upcoming How I Met Your Dad.
But first, producers promise to
wrap up every HIMYM loose end.
We owe that to the fans, Thomas
says. And despite all the theories circulating online that the Mother will
die in the nale, Thomas vows, Its a
happy ending. Its all about hope.
We cant wait for it.
FLASHBACK!
THE CASTS
FAVORITE EPISODES
COBIE SMULDERS
Sandcastles in the Sand (Season 3)

The second music video from
Robin Sparkles! says Smulders.
For one whole day, I got to sing,
dance and work on choreography.
JOSH RADNOR
The Last Forever (Season 9)

I really enjoy working with Cristin, says Radnor of the top secret
nale. Her character makes Ted
see himself in a diferent way. She
really is his perfect match.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
Showdown (Season 2)
Barneys completely overwhelmed with delusion, Harris
says of the episode that featured
his characters quest to get on
The Price Is Right so he could meet
Bob Barker, who Barney believed
was his biological father.
JASON SEGEL
Twelve Horny Women (Season 8)

I love it when Marshall is lawyering! Segel says of this episode,
which centers on the toughest
court case of his careerand inspires him to try to become a judge.
ALYSON HANNIGAN
Bad News (Season 6)

That moment Lily tells Marshall
that his father passed away,
Hannigan says, it was so intense,
we did it in one take.
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Something Old,
Former Mork & Mindy costars Robin Williams and Pam Dawber
reunite for an out-of-this-world episode of The Crazy Ones
BY
WILLIAM
KECK
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Something Nanu
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OLD PALS ROBIN Williams and Pam

Dawber have found themselves sitting
across from each other on a soundstage nearly 32 years after shooting
the final episode of Mork & Mindy, their
seminal 1970s sitcom about a hyper
but lovable alien from the planet Ork
who falls for a charming girl next door.
Pretty amazing, huh? says Williams, 63. Yeah, sighs Dawber, 62,
whose guest spot marks her first acting role in 14 years.
The two are shooting a scene for
the April 10 episode of Williamss hit
CBS comedy, The Crazy Ones, which
finds his Simon trying to break things
off with the travel writer hes been
dating (Dawber). When Simon later
changes his mind and tries to woo her
back, she accuses him of acting like
an alien. (While the actors nixed any
reference to shazbot or na-nu na-nu,
they say CBS insisted on at least one nod
to their classic series.)
Since their sitcom ended, Williams and
Dawber have seen each other on only a few
occasions (on the set of Williamss 1991
film Hook and at a Big Brothers Big Sisters
charity event she brought him to), but
both slide easily back into the breezy
camaraderie that made Mork and Mindy
one of TVs most memorable couples.
Did you ever think you would work
together again?
Dawber: My son said a couple of years ago,
Mom, do you think Ill ever get to meet
Robin Williams? And I told him, I hope
I get to meet Robin Williams. [Laughs]
Williams: Its like we never left. And she
looks the same! When she showed up the
first day, I said, Dawber Dogyoure back!
Has it been difficult for you to avoid
slipping back into your old characters
while filming this episode?
Williams: Not at all. Simon is a totally
different guy than Mork was, with a totally
different voice.
Dawber: And was Mindy ever this developed? Lets get serious. She was just
kind of there because she had to be. She
didnt even have a job for two years.
I didnt play ball with ABC at the time.
25, and Ty, 21.] Mark was doing Chicago Hope and then NCIS, so I had my
tap shoes on for everybody. But I
liked driving my kids to school. That
was when we would have our sex
talkswhen they didnt have to look
at me!
Williams: Too bad the GPS couldnt
do that.
So how did you now land on The
Crazy Ones?
Williams: I suggested her but
thought, If it happens, wonderful.
I wasnt sure wed get her.
Pam, what did Mark think about
your reuniting with Robin?
Dawber: Oh, he said, Pammy, Im
just so happy. He knows how I have
doubted myself. But Mark is the most
supportive husband. Hes so proud.
Williams: He was very lovely with me
It was kind of out of the box and deed
when
I called and asked, Are you OK with
logic, Williams (with Dawber) says of
Mork & Mindy, which spun of of Happy
me being with your wife?
Days. It was wild, weird fun. It didnt
Your characters on The Crazy Ones
make sense and it didnt matter
have a complicated relationship. How
I wouldnt do [guest spots on] Battle of
do they meet?
the Network Stars or The Love Boat. So
Williams: Shes an author I met at a book
they were pretty pissed off at me and
signing. I fall for her and its very impuldidnt help me out.
sive. But it doesnt work out, which is
Williams: But you made that show
bittersweet. But I would love for her to
work. You made it safe for me. You were
come back again. Itd be amazing.
incredible.
Dawber: To be able to come back every
Dawber: We would crack each other up.
now and then would be wonderful!
Why didnt you ever get a chance to
Pam, how else is the character youre
shoot a farewell episode when Mork &
playing different from Mindy?
Mindy ended?
Dawber: Oh, my gosh, she has something
Williams: I remember vividly that I was
to do! [Laughs] When the producers put
in a giant frog suit shooting Faerie Tale
their toes in the water and asked if I
Theatres The Frog Prince when I read
wanted to do this, I told them, Only if
in the trades that our show was cantheres never a Mindy-like line where she
celed. I got so pissed. They had never
says, Oh, Simon, what are you doing?
seen a more angry frog.
Im lucky that, this time, my character is
What do you imagine happened to
almost as out there as Robins is.
Mork and Mindy? Do you think they
Williams: Thats the attraction between
stayed together?
them. I love how she says to Simons
Williams: Oh, I think so. But if you go by
daughter, Sydney [Sarah Michelle Gellar],
Orkan aging rules, Mork would be a fetus
Oh, balls!
by now. [Laughs]
Dawber: I get to say balls. We couldnt
Pam, your last TV credit was in 1999.
even say crud on Mork & Mindy.
What have you been up to?
No crud? Why not?
THE CRAZY ONES Williams: Because its dried
Dawber: Raising my children.
Thursdays
[Dawber and husband Mark
sperm. So if someone offers
9:30/8:30c, CBS
Harmon have two sons, Sean,
you crud, be careful!
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INSIDE
AMY SCHUMER
Season Premiere
Tuesday, 4/1
Comedy Central
10:30/9:30
Shes lewd, shes

crudedid we
mention shes
brilliant? As
Season 2 of her
comedy series
premieres, Amy
Schumer is about to
take over the world
BY INGELA RATLEDGE
EITHER AMY SCHUMER is the most

modest woman in show business
or else she needs to have her hearing
checked. Consider the facts: The
32-year-olds surprise Comedy Central hit, Inside Amy Schumer, is entering its sophomore season with a
rabid following. Like Schumer herself, the seriesa kinetic mix of
sketches, man-on-the-street-style
interviews and her live stand-upis
at turns racy, shrewd and deliciously
warped, saved from actual wickedness by an undercurrent of chipper
navet. (Its no surprise that Schumer
cites Shirley Temple as a major inspiration.) She is also touring the country with her wildly popular stand-up
actwhile simultaneously writing
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and starring in a Judd Apatow movie,

slated for release next summer. And
yet, when asked about becoming the
next big thingKristen Wiig comparisons come to mindshe balks.
Um, I hear myself referred to as the
next Kristen Wiig zero times per
week, responds Schumer, adding,
but I would love that to be true.
Hey, Ill take Paula Deens career if it
means money is coming in. Heres
why Schumers stock is about to soar.
Strangely, a lot of those people are

my friends. But with Paul Giamatti, I
ran into him on the street and
begged him. He plays GodI have a
herpes scare and he appears. Thats
kind of my highlight.
Our scheduled time for this interview
was 8:40am. Is that any indication of
how overextended you are these days?
Now that youre going into Season 2, is

there any pressure to live up to expectations? I dont feel any pressure to
Im like Scarlett Johansson in Her

every ounce of my energy and mind
are being used from the second I
wake up. Right now, Im in L.A.later
today, Im flying to Milwaukee and
then sleeping in Detroit. Im writing
this movie and editing my TV show,
all while trying not to have massive
weight gain and remembering to
shower. If you smelled my hair right
now, youd say, Good luck with one
of those things.
deliver. Maybe I should. Before we

went back into the writing room for
Speaking of the movie: Its called

Trainwreck. How did that project come
When did it hit you that peoplethat

is, a lot of peoplewere watching Inside Amy Schumer? When the ratings
rst came in, [Comedy Central] was

like, Oh, um, 3 million people
watched last night. I was like,
What? It sounded like an accident.
LEFT: JUSTIN STEPHENS. RIGHT: MATTHEW PEYTON/COMEDY CENTRAL
Rachel Dratch, Janeane Garofalo and

Paul Giamatti. Someones popular!
this season, there was that moment

of, Oh, my God, I dont have anything else to say. What if this season
sucks? But then we got in there and
it was so much more exciting, because this time we knew what we
were doing.
to be? Judd and I go to the same
Crunch gym. [Laughs] Just kidding.

He heard me on Howard Stern and
he keeps up with New York comics,
so thats why we rst had a meeting.
Plus, theres a new addition to the writing staff: your sister, Kim Caramele,
four years your junior. We have a very
similar sensibilitymy whole goal

since she was born has been trying
to make her laugh. I wanted her for
Season 1, but she had a job and a
husband and a life in Chicago. When
we got renewed, she was my first
phone call.
Upcoming guest stars include Josh
Charles, Zach Braff, Parker Posey,
We eventually landed on a story

about a girl whose self-destructive
habits are catching up with her, and
shes thrown off by falling in love and
hitting rock bottom.
If its a hit, are you prepared to be ultrafamous? No way. That part I cannot
even think about right now. Especially

considering the way I go out in public, which is not appealing to anybodyand when youre famous,
they take your picture.
Whats an average fan encounter like
for you these days? They come up
and say, Im sorry, I dont want to be

this guy, but can we do a picture?
And I say, Yeah. And they say, I
dont really know how to work this.
And I say, You just press this part,
and they say, Can we do another
one? and I say, Yes, sure.
Your humor can be pretty raunchy. Do
you ever get resistance from people
who want you to be more ladylike? I
encounter that every day. It makes

some people angry, because they
want everybody to t into their idea
of what a girl is supposed to be. I
dont let it slow me down. Every day
I get a tweet that says, I usually dont
think women are funny, but you
are. What are they basing that on?
In the stand-up world, if you kill
and people laugh, then youre funny
no question about it.
You were on the reality competition
Last Comic Standing in 2007. Is it weird
that everyone is treating you like
an overnight success now? Ive been
doing stand-up and auditioning for

around 10 years, but I guess thats
how it ispeople have never heard
of you, then you do something they
like and its as if you just appeared for
them out of thin air.
Your ex-boyfriend Anthony Jeselnik had
a show on Comedy Central that was
canceled just as your star began to rise.
Does it feel as though youre living a
Taylor Swiftrevenge-fantasy song?
Charles and Schumer star in a sketch

called The Foodroom, a parody of an Aaron
Sorkin drama about the fast-food industry
Having a TV show canceled is too

eeting for the kind of revenge I wish
on my ex-boyfriends. My show will
go away too someday. Im looking for
more long-term vengeancesomething that will last.
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Inside Reigns
royal residence
BY SHAWNA MALCOM
IS IT ANY surprise Reigns sets are fit for a queen? The

French palace where the newly wed Mary Stuart (Adelaide
Kane) livesactually on a Toronto soundstageis
appropriately luxe, with props culled from such far-ung
locations as Hungary and customized walls featuring
Frances eur-de-lis and thistle, the national symbol of
Marys native Scotland. In her chambers alone, says
production designer Phillip Barker, we had about 15
painters on ladders for 10 days, creating motifs by hand.
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While The CWs period soap has gotten knocked for its
creative retelling of 16th-century history, Barker took
pains to build authentic sets, studying both European
lms and paintings depicting the era. Even the understated
palette is appropriate, given that sunlight streaming
through the palaces many windows would have faded colors over time. Its also a nice contrast with Adelaides dark
hair and intense eyes, notes set decorator Robert Hepburn. She looks really good in there. Royally good, in fact.
REIGN
CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT: SVEN FRENZEL/THE CW (2); BEN MARK HOLZBERG/THE CW (4)
Thursdays
8/7c, The CW
THE THRONE ROOM This set boasts 30-foot-tall

walls and details that pay tribute to the familys rich
history. The artwork over the replace depicts a salamander, the emblem of Prince Franciss grandfather.
He brought the Italian Renaissance style into France,
notes Barker. The tiled design on the oor is inspired
by the actual French royal palace and incorporates
the initials of Franciss father, Henry, and mother,
Catherine (Megan Follows, right, with Toby Regbo).
It was once believed, says Barker, that there was a
D in there for Diane, the kings lover. Thats since been
refuted by scholars Ive talked to, who say its just
another C backward.
MARYS CHAMBERS The teenage queen

(Kane, with Torrance Coombs) uses her boudoir
for more than just leisure! Shes a head of
state, Hepburn says, so shes gotta take care
of business, too. And that includes keeping
up with ofcial correspondence (hence the
stationery and pewter inkwell) and studying
maps of Europe, which were printed on periodappropriate paper. The desk itself is a remnant
of another regal drama, Showtimes The Borgias.
Hepburn had the piece, originally a dark oak,
stripped and renished to look more feminine:
Its a youthful show, and I wanted to have a
bohemian-chic thing going on. It keeps the room
fresh and fashion-forward.
Mary is often seen socializing in her chamber with her

ladies-in-waiting, so Hepburn strives to keep the lounge area
warm and inviting. The antique throwsone silk-velvet, the
other wolfs furdraped over the fainting couch are perfect
for the cold-weather episodes, because they wouldve been
freezing in a big palace like that, he says. The small table, an
East Indian piece inlaid with mother-of-pearl that Hepburn
found in Toronto, is actually not vintage: I sent it to our
scenic shop and they aged it up for me!
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Selina is a political animal. She has

been all her life, says Louis-Dreyfus,
who has won two Emmys for playing
the vain, insecure vice president. But
the higher shes moved up the political
ladder, the further shes gone away
from her own sense of purpose
For Season 3 of Veep, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss Selina Meyer hits the

campaign trail. And it hits backhard BY AUBRY DARMINIO
THEY SAY THE vice president is one
heartbeat away from the presidency.
Veeps VP, Selina Meyer (Julia LouisDreyfus), might say otherwise. The
comedys previous season ended
with her celebrating being the
partys pick for the presidential nomination. But when Season 3 kicks
off, a few months have passed and
Selinas path to the Oval Ofce isnt
as clear as she expected. The president still hasnt announced that
hes not seeking a second term. And
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ckle voters, other opponents and ingly close to the White Housebut
a long, torturous campaign are still she annoyingly has to go through
standing between Selina and the the process of campaigning.
coveted title of commander-inTo that end, Selina is forced to
chief. (Cue one of her loud, profanity- leave her Beltway bubble and traverse
laden, fist-waving freak-outs.)
the country to win votes. Its a nightIts how I suppose it would be if mare for her, says Louis-Dreyfus.
Joe Biden ran and discovered not But its fun to see her be a big mess
everyone was standing
and try to feel good about
down to give him the nombeing a big mess.
VEEP
ination unchallenged,
On the road, shell deal
Season Premiere
Sunday, 4/6
creator Armando Iannucci
with big pressure groups
10:30/9:30c, HBO
says. Selina is so tantalizlike the gun lobby and big
PAUL SCHIRALDI/HBO (3)
hilar ious as the

teams memorable
jaunt to Helsinki,
where Selina was
felt up by the prime
ministers husband).
The actors lmed on
location, but their
lack of any reception
would have almost
Every decision Amy and
Dan make isnt just for
certainly given Selina
Selinas benet, says
Chlumsky (right, with
Sufe
Bradshaw and Scott)
a
meltdown: They
. Theyre both concer
ned
about their own career
were overshadowed
s
by Lady Gaga, who
was staying at the
same hotel. There
issues like campaign nance reform. were swarms of people screaming,
(Which she will actually have to Hale recalls. One night she dressed as
have opinions on at some point, a Christmas tree. It was like a circus!
Iannucci says.) And her publicist,
Veep has a history of being fairly
Mike (Matt Walsh); dedicated body prescient when it comes to the circus
man, Gary (Tony Hale); workhorse of politics. Last season, the series feachief of staff, Amy (Anna Chlumsky); tured a government shutdown months
and opportunist deputy, Dan (Reid before the real one. In Season 3s preScott) will be out of their D.C. depth miere (filmed last September), smug
as well, guiding the VP as she kisses White House liaison Jonah ( Tim
babiesand butts.
Simons) reveals hes the secret gossip
Thats another kind of comfort blogger WestWingMan. A month after
zo n e t h e y w i l l a l l b e o u t o f , that was lmed, Obamas administraChlumsky notes. Theyre in front of tion discovered a national security
the public, and they have to be adviser had been anonymously tweetnice. Kindness, after all, is not their ing from inside the White House. His
forte. And lets face it, adds Louis- handle: @NatSecWonk. People think
Dreyfus, Selina is impossible. At were copying the news, Iannucci says.
least the packing will be easy. Fake Were not. As Selina might say, Thats
smiles? Check. Made-up excuses to pretty f---ing great!
get out of unwanted conversations?
Check. Xanax? Check.
Whats really
in the bag?
Amy and Dan will also compete
Water botto be Selinas campaign manager.
tles, a book
Dan wants it more than anything
and Hales
ever, says Scott. He would sell his
phone
own family for the job. And Gary
starts questioning being a grown
man who makes a living carrying
Selinas purseespecially when she
is so cruel to him. For so long,
Selina would cuss him out, and hed
just hear rainbows and unicorns,
Hale says. Hes now beginning to
see behind the curtain.
Also on tap: another trip abroad,
this time to London. (It remains to be
seen whether the excursion will be as
MARCH 24
HIGHLIGHTS
MONDAY
THURSDAY WEEKEND
BEHIND THE
SCENES
Going to
the Dogs
SWORD FIGHTS! SHAPE-SHIFTERS! Bad Stiles! Teen Wolfs Japanese-mythsoaked third season is going out in a howl of glory tonight, and even though
filming such an epic episode means long hours and late nights, nobodys
complaining. I have so many people on the crew and in production who love
working on this series, says executive producer
Jeff Davis. And it shows: This has been Teen Wolfs
boldest season to date, but the finale could leave
things looking pretty grim. After all, warns Davis,
not everyone survives. So as Scott (Tyler Posey)
and Co. prepare to take down the evil spirits that
have been hauntingand huntingthem, fans
might want to steel themselves for some serious
goodbyes. Damian Holbrook
POSEY, IN FULL werewolf makeup, preps for

the season nales big ght scene. We lled the
Japanese Garden set from a previous episode
with articial snow for one of the shows most
complex sequences where Scott, Stiles and the
gang face of against the nasty Nogitsune [Japanese fox spirit] one last time, Davis explains.
LONELY HUNTER NO more. Davis says that

Crystal Reeds Alison will have company (or
maybe competition?) next season: We introduced a new faction of werewolf hunters this
year, and were excited to make them a bigger
part in the fourth cycle.
TEEN WOLF
Season Finale
10/9c, MTV
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DYLAN OBRIEN (STILES) gets a last-minute

touch-up from makeup artist Phyllis Temple.
Whats great about the fourth season being
12 episodes is that it allows the actors to go
try their hand at movies, Davis says. I cant
wait for Dylans movie The Maze Runner.
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MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A mentally

challenged woman is impregnated. dl
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A corporate

tycoon is murdered. Sherilyn Fenn. dlsv
Local Programming
NBC
The Voice: The battle round continues. Advisers include Aloe Blacc, Jill Scott, Miranda Lambert and the
Band Perry. NEW
(10:01) The Blacklist: A high-tech cyber defense

asset is stolen, with clues pointing to a Russian
terrorist as the guilty party. v NEW
PBS
Antiques Roadshow: Conclusion. In Baton Rouge,

La. NEW
Antiques Roadshow: Part 1 of 3 in Atlanta

features a decorative egg.
Independent Lens: Three obese women undergo

weight-loss surgery. NEW
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Sadie

gets driving lessons.
Lo que la vida me rob

CABLE
To Be Announced
The Fosters: In the Season 1 finale, devastating
news is revealed. dlsv NEW
(10:01) The Fosters: In the Season 1 finale,

devastating news is revealed. dlsv
Ice Cold Gold
Ice Cold Gold: The miners find the Red Zone and
set up their dredging operation. l
Duck Dynasty: Phil and

Si tease Willie.
ABC Family Switched at Birth: Kathryn's book is leaked before

it's published. dlsv NEW
Bates Motel: Norman confides in Cody.

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M Rocky III (1982): Rocky is trained by his former rival Apollo Creed after losing his title to a hungry young fighter.
AMC
(6:00) Rocky
II: Sylvester Stallone.
Animal
Planet
Ice Cold Gold
BBC Amer.
BET
(7:00) Top Gear

Top Gear: Conclusion. The guys try to drive across Burma. NEW
(7:00) American Gangster (2007): Riveting biopic stars Denzel Washington as real-life
Harlem drug kingpin Frank Lucas. Russell Crowe is the N.Y. cop sworn to bring him down. dlv
Top Gear: Part 1 of 2. A trip to Burma.

Let's Stay: Stacy and
Let's Stay: Charles tries
Kita help Crystal. d
to avoid events. d
BIO
Bravo
American Justice: The case of a serial killer. v

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Part 1 of 2.
The ladies regroup for a reunion.
American Justice: The case of Ted Bundy. v

Southern Charm: Questions surround Kathryn and
whether she's pregnant.
Cartoon
Cinemax
Steven Universe
Uncle Grandpa
King of the Hill dl
Cleveland Show
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): Brave farmer Jack ventures into the land of giants to rescue an
abducted princess, risking a tenuous truce between humans and giants in the process. PG-13
Family Guy
Rick and Morty NEW
True Lies (1994): A spy keeps his
job a secret from his wife. R
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes of Hazzard
American Greed: Scams, Scoundrels and Scandals
Anderson Cooper 360
Futurama: Amy and
Futurama: Three
Leela become addicted. animation styles.

Piers Morgan Live NEW
South Park: The boys
South Park: Randy
become hostages.
Marsh uses the N-word.

Don Lemon Show LIVE Making the Case NEW
South Park: Kyle
South Park l
suspects his mom.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Imposs.: Birthday for the Barbie doll.
Undercover Boss: Norwegian Cruise Line. NEW
Undercover Boss: Subway's Don Fertman. NEW
(9:00) To Be Announced
Fast N' Loud: A Boss 429 Mustang. NEW
Monsters Inside: Surgeons operate on a woman.
Monsters Inside: A swimmer develops headaches.
WALL-E (2008): Oscar-winning CGI-animated delight about the misadventures of the last
robot on Earth, circa 2800, who romances a sleek, high-tech android.
Restaurant Takeover: A father and son disagree.

Undercover Boss: DirecTV CEO Mike White. NEW
Lords/Hoards: A 1940 Ford pickup truck. NEW
Monsters Inside Me NEW
Dog With a Blog: Stan
Liv & Maddie: Liv is a
thinks a baby is coming. celebrity judge.
Disney XD
E!
Kickin' It: Jason Earles.

Live From E! NEW
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Biography: Profiling serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

The Beverly Hills ladies reunite. NEW
M Beverly Hills Cop II (1987): Axel Foley returns to 90210, trying to nail a gunman. lv
Crash & Bernstein

The Fabulist: Jeremiah
Brent. NEW
Lab Rats
Lab Rats
E! News: Jeremy Piven is interviewed.
Lab Rats
Chrisley Knows Best
M Oz the Great and Powerful (2013): A mischievous magician is swept away to Oz, where he encounters three powerful M (10:15)
witches and is tasked with rooting out an evil force that threatens the entire kingdom. PG
Back/Future II PG
S (7:00) NIT Tournament LIVE
S NIT Basketball Tournament: A second-round game. LIVE
W. Bask. LIVE
Studip LIVE
S NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament: Second-round action. LIVE
Psych: The guys become suspects.
Psych: Mr. Yin resurfaces.
Psych: Shawn stumbles on a dead body.
M Far and Away (1992): An Irish farmer and a landowner's daughter emigrate to America looking for a fresh start M Billy
Bathgate (1991) R
after he loses his father and his home. PG-13
Food
Lab Rats
Chrisley Knows: Todd's
daughter's birthday.
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Guy chooses his

favorite pizza pies.
Worst Cooks in America: The final four recruits

cook for their loved ones. NEW
M
S
S
M
M Super 8 (2011): Small-town people go missing following a mysterious train derailment. lv
Mystery Diners
NEW
Mystery Diners: A
waitstaff that's rude.
Fox Movies
Soul Surfer (2011): A surfer attempts a comeback after losing an arm in a shark attack.
(10:09) FXM Presents
Soul Surfer
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor NEW
The Kelly File NEW
Hannity NEW
Fox Sports 1
(7:30) Crashed Ice Taped.
Boxing: Maldonado Jr. vs. Nater in a light-welterweight bout in San Antonio. Taped.
FX
Bad Teacher (2011): Cynical seventh-grade teacher Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz) attempts to
Archer: Archer meets an Chozen: The band is
seduce a rich coworker. dls
arms dealer. NEW
threatened. ls
FXX
G4
Golf
Web Soup
Web Soup
Big Break Florida: One competitor's potential.
Heroes: Thompson hunts for Claire.

Big Break Florida NEW
Content Ratings: Appropriate for all children | For children age 7 and older | General audience
Parental guidance suggested | May be unsuitable for children under 14 | Mature audience only
Super 8
Heroes: Hiro encounters a grim future.
Feherty: Gofler Jim Fury is the guest. NEW
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Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Jason's friend's granddad has just
diedin a Nazi death camp.
HBO
8:30pm
7:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Family Feud
The Middle: Brick has a
birthday request. l
Family Feud
The Middle: Brick hates
running errands. l
Family Feud
Frasier d
Family Feud
Frasier: Chaos reigns at
Daphne's dinner party.
Dagestan.
protg about seducing women, making big bucks and hard partying. R
M A Good Day to Die Hard (2013): John McClane travels to Russia to find his estranged son, M Snitch (2013): Man infiltrates a drug
only to discover he's an undercover agent working to protect an informant. R
cartel in order to save his son.
M (7:00) Diary (8:35) Kids on Kids
Weight/Nation
M Doctor Dolittle (1998): A doctor talks to animals.
The Sopranos: Tony and Paulie head south to get
Vice: Shane Smith visits M Magic Mike (2012): Veteran male stripper Magic Mike teaches a
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
away from New Jersey for a while. lsv
HBO2
Real Time With Bill Maher
John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown: The actor-comedian's one-man show features recollections of his
childhood in Queens, his background in theater and his experiences on TV and movie sets.
HGTV
Love It or List It: A three-bedroom home is short

on space for a family of hockey devotees.
Love It or List It: David tries to sell a family of

seven on the idea of moving. NEW
House Hunters: A
search in Helena, Mont.
History
Swamp People lv
Swamp People lv
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast: A grisly discovery is

made. v
HLN
IFC
M Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005): Five children win a fun tour of a candy factory owned by an eccentric
Nancy Grace NEW
Dr. Drew On Call NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
20/20 on ID: A deadly car crash. NEW

Ice Cold Killers dv
Stalked NEW
Stalked dlv
Hoarders: A woman whose adult children refuse to Hoarders: A 21-year-old man hoards garbage in the Hoarders: A former model develops a hoarding
visit her because of her hoarding.
two-bedroom home he shares with his father. problem after getting divorced.
chocolatier (Johnny Depp). Freddie Highmore, David Kelly. Tim Burton directed. Based on a tale by Roald Dahl.
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
House Hunters
International
RightThisMinute NEW
M Charlie &
Choc. Johnny Depp.
M Baby for Sale (2004): A couple seeking to adopt a child find a black marketeer auctioning
M The Last Trimester (2006): A woman
babies to the highest bidder, and they agree to take part in a police sting operation. dl
suspects her husband of murder.
M (7:00) The Conjuring (2013): A family M The Bourne Legacy (2012): An agent engineered to be the ultimate CIA weapon goes on the
battle a ghost in a remote farmhouse.
run when his program is compromised, and everyone involved is ordered eliminated.
All In With Chris Hayes NEW

Teen Wolf: Scott and Lydia join forces. v
Brain Games
Brain Games
The Rachel Maddow Show NEW

Teen Wolf: Kira faces an unexpected enemy. v
The Numbers Game
None of the Above
NEW
l NEW
The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell NEW

Teen Wolf: One last stand is made. v NEW
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: A comet's path is
traced. dlv
NatGeoWild Animal Fight: Africa's wild animals battle.

20 Animals That Will Kill You lv
NBCSN
(7:30) NHL Hockey: Montreal at Boston. LIVE
Bad@$$ Animals: Animals with lethal defenses.

NHL Overtime LIVE
Premier League Review
Show NEW
Nickelodeon Full House

Full House
OWN
Lindsay: Lindsay Lohan moves to NYC in the
opener of this series. l
Full House
Full House
Lindsay: Lindsay gets the keys to her new
apartment and prohibits further filming. l
Oxygen
M (6:00) Steel
Magnolias: Sally Field.
Science
Showtime
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Full House
Full House
Lindsay: Lindsay deals with challenges from her
family and skepticism from her producers. l
Maid in Manhattan (2002): Fluffy romance about a politician who mistakes a hotel
worker (Jennifer Lopez) for a socialite. Ralph Fiennes. Wayne Wang directed.
Wonder/Universe: The properties of light.

Shameless: Fiona violates her probation by
partying with Robbie's degenerate friends. l
Wonder/Universe: Time's role in the universe.

House of Lies: Jeannie
and Marty are at odds.
M Steel
The Wormhole: Topic: dark matter. NEW

M Gucci: The Director (2013): Gucci's Frida Giannini, the creative

M Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way (2013): Director: Donna
director of Italy's iconic fashion house, is the focus.
Zaccaro. d
M (6:30) X-Men: Patrick Stewart.
M Superman Returns (2006): The superhero saves the world. v
M (7:25) Planes (2013): Director: Klay Hall. M The Aviator (2004): Martin Scorsese's enthralling biography of filmmaker-aviator
PG
Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio). Cate Blanchett won an Oscar. Kate Beckinsale. PG-13
Sundance
Law & Order: A former singer's wife is found shot

to death. Gary Busey, Joe Piscopo. lv
Loredana, Esq.: A man draws a gun on robbers and

chases after them. l NEW
Law & Order: The detectives try to find the source

of a deadly virus. Dylan Baker. lv
Syfy
Bitten: Elena enters into damage-control mode

with Philip. NEW
Being Human: The most recent death in Aidan's

life weighs on him. NEW
Lost Girl: Bo is attacked by a vengeful Fae.
TBS
The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon's vacation.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl
TCM
TLC
TMC
The Big Bang Theory

dl

Sheldon blows off Amy.
M The Fleet's In (1942): A sailor with a wild reputation makes a bet among his buddies
NEW

Stephen Hawking visits.
that he can melt the icy heart of a beautiful nightclub singer in this fun, high energy musical.
(9:45) Kiss Them for Me (1957):

Sailors on four-day leave.
Extreme Cougar Wives: A 70-year-old wears wigs

and dresses provocatively. dl
Extreme Cougar Wives: A 54-year-old who was

dumped by her ex dates a 25-year-old. dls
Extreme Cougar Wives: Profiles of women who

date younger men. dl
M Seven Psychopaths (2012): A screenwriter and his friends must contend with Los Angeles'
most-insane criminals after they kidnap a gangster's precious shih tzu. R
treasure in Africa. PG-13
TNT
Castle: In the Season 1 finale, a plastic surgeon is

found murdered in his car. dlv
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: The borough of Queens and Bizarre Foods America: Andrew visits Alaska in
the global goodies found there.
the Season 6 premiere. NEW
Bizarre Foods America: Seattle's unconventional

eats are explored. Stops include a farm.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Lizard Lick Tow l
Lizard Lick Tow NEW
Dave (1993): An employment-agency owner impersonates the U.S. president.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
M Uptown Girls: Brittany Murphy.
Every./Raymond: The
Everybody Loves
Barones' cable goes out. Raymond
Bask. Wives LA: A Palm Springs vacation. NEW

Single Ladies ds NEW
CSI: Miami: Alexx's son may be a murderer and the CSI: Miami: A phony 911 call leads to a man being
news stuns his mom. v
gunned down in his home by a SWAT team. v
Basketball Wives LA: A Palm Springs vacation.

CSI: Miami: A medical examiner is shot when she
arrives at a crime scene. lv
USA
VH1
WE tv
S WWE Monday Night Raw v LIVE
WGN America America's Funniest Home Videos

26E
Dallas: The family could divide forever.

dlsv NEW
M Sahara (2005): Explorer looks for
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MARCH 25
HIGHLIGHTS
MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY WEEKEND
SCENE STEALER
From Dusk
Till Dawns
Zane Holtz
TOP: ROBERT RODRIGUEZ/EL REY NETWORK. BOTTOM: CATE CAMERON/THE CW
HE PLAYS Richie Gecko, the crazier and

WHERE YOUVE SEEN HIM The 27-yearmore dangerous of the bank-robbing
old spent two years on ABC Familys Make
Gecko brothers, who have kidnapped a
It or Break It as champion gymnast Austin
pastor and his family on their way to meet
Tucker and has also had guest spots on
a creepy crime lord in El Rey, Mexico. Unlike
CSI and Workaholics. I tend to play athhis older sibling, Seth (D.J. Cotrona), Richie letes and military guys, Holtz says.
(played by Quentin Tarantino in the 1996
WHY WE LOVE HIM Unlike Tarantinos
Robert Rodriguez film that inspired this
fast-talking killer, Holtzs Richie is the
show) has frightening hallucinations of
silent, purposeful typewhich makes
serpentlike vampire people. Richie, as a
things more terrifying when he suddenly
person, is already a little offshoots someone in the gut.
kilter, Holtz says, but when
But dont take it from us.
FROM DUSK
TILL DAWN
hes victim to these outside,
I knew I had made the right
9/8c, El Rey
supernatural visions, all of that
choice with Zane, says
Network
is pumped up more.
Rodriguez, who also directed
Divine Direction
Misha Collinss trench-coated angel Castiel has been both ally and
enemy of demon-hunting brothers Sam and Dean Winchester (Jared
Padalecki and Jensen Ackles) on Supernaturalat times a frail human,
at others a godlike tyrant. Now Collins himself is changing identities,
going behind the camera to direct tonights episode (9/8c, The CW).
Its a big mythology story with flashbacks and the origin of [Knight
of Hell] Abaddon [Alaina Huffman], Collins reveals. Sam and Deans
grandfather Henry [Gil McKinney] is in it, and so are demon nuns.
And how did the infamous prankster stars treat the neophyte
director? Jensen graciously shared every pearl of wisdom he had
gleaned as a director, Collins reports, but then on the last day, they
both threw a meringue pie in my face! Ileane Rudolph
Theres a
lot to learn
about Seth
and Richies
relationship,
says Holtz, left,
of the sadistic
brothers
the series pilot, when Don Johnson [who

costars as a Texas ranger] was lying on
the ground during a scene and just looked
up and said, That kid can do anything.
Hes a real talent.
THAT SUITS HIM JUST FINE Richie and
Seth don only slick, tailored black suits
(a Tarantino staple), so its a good thing
that Holtz wears his well. Season 1 plays
out from dusk till dawn, he explains.
The Geckos dont really have an opportunity to change outfits. So Ive worn the
same suit for months. But I have multiple
versionsI dont wear the same thing
every day! Aubry DArminio
Directing was an exhilarating experience, says

Collins (left, with Ackles),
and a really hard job
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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Coulson and his

team track the Clairvoyant to a train. dv
BROADCAST
(9:01) The Goldbergs:
(9:31) Trophy Wife
Adam's first dance.
dl
Mind Games: The team help a whistle-blower who

was wrongly fired by his employer. NEW
CBS
NCIS: A former NCIS agent washes ashore in New

Orleans. Part 1 of 2. lv NEW
NCIS: Los Angeles: A computer systems expert is

attacked. lv NEW
(10:01) Person of Interest: Finch and Reese must

play politics while hunting a diplomat. lv NEW
The CW
The 100: Survivors of a nuclear holocaust send kids Supernatural: Sam visits a town where ordinary
back to Earth. dlv NEW
people commit murder. NEW
Local Programming
Fox
Glee: April and Holly plan to save New Directions

from disbanding. dl NEW
New Girl: An attractive

neighbor. dl NEW
Local Programming
ION
Criminal Minds: A serial killer in Texas escapes as

the eighth season begins. lv
Criminal Minds: The bodies of two seemingly

unrelated victims are found. lv
Criminal Minds: A Kansas family are murdered.

lv
Bones: A mall Santa is murdered, and the

Jeffersonian team is on the case. dl
Local Programming
Chicago Fire
MyNetworkTV Bones: An archbishop is found murdered and the

Jeffersonian team suspects a serial killer. lv
9:00pm
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dl NEW
10:30pm
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NBC
The Voice: The battle round continues. Advisers

include Aloe Blacc, Jill Scott. NEW
(9:01) About a Boy

d NEW
PBS
The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama: A

Jewish history opens 3000 years ago. NEW
The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama: The

medieval era, when Jews struggled. NEW
Frontline: The battle against tuberculosis is

examined. NEW
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Storage Wars: An
auction in San Jacinto.

CABLE
Storage Wars
ABC Family
Storage Wars dl
NEW
(9:31) Growing Up:

Joyce lands a job. NEW
10:00pm
9:00pm
Storage Wars
NEW
M (7:00) Abduction (2011): A teen learns Twisted: A determined Danny wants to solve the
he was abducted as a child. lv
murder cover-up. dv NEW
M (6:00) Rocky IV (1985): Sylvester Stallone packs another punch (and goes his third round
Barry'd: An expensive
artifact is sold. NEW
Storage Wars: A visit to

Costa Mesa, Cal. l
Pretty Little Liars: The girls get answers about Ali

and the night she vanished. dlv
as writer-director) in a bout against a Soviet named Drago (Dolph Lundgren). Talia Shire, Burt Young.
Game of Arms: Kansas City defends its home turf

against New York. NEW
Animal
Planet
Frozen Planet: Rising temperatures and related

issues concerning the poles are discussed.
Frozen Planet: Polar-bear cubs learn to swim;

Arctic wolves hunt a musk ox.
BBC Amer.
BET
The Blue Planet: Creatures of the open ocean.

Life: Extreme stories of survival unfold. NEW Wild Things: Dominic travels to Kenya. NEW
Game: A pre-prom party The Game dls
Let's Stay Together
(7:30) Friday After Next (2002): Two cousins (Ice Cube, Mike
is planned. dls
d
Epps) are robbed by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. dl
BIO
Bravo
Mobsters: Mob boss Mickey Cohen.

The Real Housewives of New York City: Aviva
lands a book deal for her memoir.
Gangsters: Drug dealer Quasand Lewis is profiled.

The Real Housewives of New York City: A fiery
fight between Carole and Aviva. NEW
Cartoon
Uncle Grandpa
King of the Hill

dls
Cinemax
(7:50) Ocean's Twelve (2004): Stylish thieves led by Danny Ocean go on a European
crime spree to pay back the casino owner they previously robbed of a cool $160 million. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes/Hazzard: Boss's twin brother shows up.

Shark Tank
Anderson Cooper 360
Kroll Show: Armond
Tosh.0: Daniel marks
moves in with his dad.
Valentine's Day.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Freshman Class NEW

Restaurant Redemption Throwdown/Flay
Brunch @ Bobby's NEW
Alas. Steel Men: A fishing boat is repaired. NEW
Alaskan Steel Men: A flooded engine room. NEW
Amish Maa: The Devil's Cut dl NEW
Amish Maa: Levi puts Alvin in charge. NEW
48 Hours Myst.: The murder of David Coffin. v
48 Hours Myst.: The murder of Karen Tipton. v
Cloud 9 (2014): A snowboarding diva reluctantly trains with a
(9:40) Liv & Maddie
former champion, who struggles with self-doubt.
Beat Bobby Flay NEW

Throwdown/Flay
Alaskan Steel Men l NEW
Clash of the Ozarks l NEW
48 Hours/Evid.: A real-estate mogul is killed.
(10:05) Jessie: Luke
A.N.T. Farm: Olive sues
learns family history.
Fletcher.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
E! News Special
Pair of Kings
Pair of Kings
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus
with convincing from Brie.
AMC
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Adventure Time
Zack & Cody

Pair of Kings
Pair of Kings
The Soup: Rob Huebel is Total Divas: Season 2 begins with Nikki facing life
on the guest list.
without John Cena as her boyfriend.
M Pitch Perfect (2012): A college a

cappella group. PG-13
M
M (9:35) RoboCop 2 (1990): RoboCop battles an evil cyborg who
is programmed to kill him. R
S NIT Basketball Tournament: A quarterfinal. LIVE
S (7:00) NCAA W. Bask. LIVE
Studip LIVE
S NCAA Women's Bask. Tournament: Second-round action. LIVE
Friday Night Tykes: The playoffs continue.
Friday Night: The state championship. NEW
White/Brawlers: A recruiter and former mentor.
M Adventures in Babysitting (1987): Mishaps of a high-school senior (Elisabeth Shue) who M (9:45) Heathers (1989): Black
The Transporter (2002): A contraband deliveryman (Jason

Statham) gets mixed up in an Asian slave ring in the south of France. PG-13
takes along her suburban charges to rescue a friend stranded in Chicago. Sara: Maia Brewton. PG-13
28E
American Dad!: Stan

makes a virtual girl.
Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014: A comedy salute to troops.

Salute/Troops dl
Shark Tank
Shark Tank
CNN Special Reports NEW
Tosh.0: The significance Tosh.0 dl
Tosh.0 dl NEW
Kroll Show l NEW
of gravy. dl
Food
Chopped: Brook trout is showcased.
Chopped: Italian ingredients.
Fox Movies
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011): Loser tries to be a porn star. dls
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1
Rise NEW
WPT Alpha8: Day 2 action in Hollywood, Fla.
Fox Sports 1 on 1 l
FX
(7:00) Real Steel (2011): Retired pugilist Charlie (Hugh Jackman) and his estranged son Max
build and train a robot boxer after humans are replaced by machines in the ring. lv
FXX
G4
Golf
Gangsters: America's Most Evil v

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Cleveland Show: It's American Dad!: Stan

skip day at Jr.'s school. plays matchmaker.
NEW
Encore
Frozen Planet: Examining how people survive at

the poles. Included: Conditions in Siberia.
M
S
M
M (6:30) Forget. Sarah: Jason Segel.
comedy about a clique. R
Chopped: Part 3 of 5. Comics compete.
M Bucky Larson: Nick Swardson. dls
Hannity NEW
The Offseason 2014: A look offseason prep. l
Justied: A shooting prompts Raylan and Boyd to
question their moral boundaries. lv NEW
Hall Pass (2011): Married pals get a reprieve from their wedding vows. dlsv
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: Sylar visits his mother.
Heroes: Hiro prepares to face Sylar.
PGA Tour Classic: The final round of the 2013 Texas Open, won with a course record-tying score of 63 by Martin Laird.
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Minute to Win It NEW

The Chase
The Waltons: Miss Mamie refuses surgery because The Middle: The family
her father died during an operation.
hosts Thanksgiving.
HBO
8:30pm
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parents visit. l
TUESDAY 3/25
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Frasier
Family Feud
Frasier
M (7:30) Dark Shadows (2012): A cursed vampire returns home, only Girls: Adam's opening Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel NEW
to find his estate in ruins and his family plagued by macabre secrets. PG-13
night.
M Rugrats
M Madagascar 3: Europe's/Wanted (2012): Animal pals join a circus. M Pure Country 2: (2010): George Strait.
Sopranos: Tony has a streak of bad luck. lsv
M Mama (2013): A couple face a dark force after adopting their two orphaned nieces. PG-13
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack seek Mr. Chow after Alan is abducted. R
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
Property V.: Good feng
shui is important.
Property Virgins: A 73year-old woman.
Flip or Flop: A home

with a pool.
Flip or Flop: Tarek asks

his mother for help.
House Hunters: Homes

in Columbus, Ohio.
House Hunters: A move

to Lucca, Italy. NEW
History
Counting Cars: A Stutz

IV-Porte is restored.
Counting Cars: A truck

is customized. l
Counting Cars: A showy

horse trailer. l
Counting Cars: Richard

Harrison stops by.
American Restoration
(10:31) American
Restoration
HLN
IFC
Nancy Grace NEW

RightThisMinute NEW
The Hills Have Eyes (2006): Grisly reworking of the 1977 horror classic follows a clan of mutant psychos who
terrorize vacationers in the New Mexico desert. Aaron Stanford, Ted Levine, Kathleen Quinlan, Emilie de Ravin. lv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Obsession: Dark: An apartment has a dark side.

Dance Moms: Enhanced episode includes
additional dance scenes. l NEW
Redrum lv NEW
Redrum d
Dance Moms: Abby decides whether to make
Kalani a member. l NEW
Obsession: Dark Desires dlv

Kim of Queens: A swimsuit competition for the
older girls. l NEW

Are You the One? dls
Diggers: Military
Diggers: The guys head
artifacts are hunted.
to Georgia.

Diggers: Juiced
Diggers: Juiced l

Teen Mom 2 l
Diggers: Diary pages are Diggers: A stash of gold.
sought. l NEW
dl NEW
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
RightThisMinute NEW
(10:15) The
Hills Have Eyes II
M In the Dark (2013): A tragic accident kills an aspiring artist's husband and child and leaves M Shadow of Fear (2012): A coffee-shop
her blind. She hires a male nurse to help her and then learns that he is a dangerous stalker. lsv
waitress is stalked by a former coworker. v
M (6:30) Hurricane: Denzel Washington. M The Purge (2013): A family defend their home.
M Hot Line
NEW
NEW
NatGeoWild Stranger Than Nature: A downpour of fish.

Incred. Dr. Pol: Animals at the county fair. l
NBCSN
(7:30) NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blue Jackets. LIVE
Incred. Dr. Pol: A herd of cows is checked.

NHL Overtime LIVE
NHL Rivals NEW

Full House
OWN
Haves/Have Nots: Celine seeks to ruin Hanna;
Hanna fights to keep Benny on life support. l
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots: Jeffery suspects
Wyatt of his involvement in the accident. d
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots: Candace wants
Benny to be moved to a private hospital. l
Bad Girls All Star Battle: The winner is named in

the Season 2 finale. NEW
Bad Girls All Star Battle: Part 1. A reunion.
Chasing Maria
Menounos NEW
Celebrities: Ice-T goes

undercover. NEW
Close Encounters NEW

Close Encounters
Inside Comedy: Richard
Lewis. l
Oxygen
Science
Showtime
NEW
The Unexplained Files: Declassied NEW

Unexplained F.: Unusual lights are spotted.
The Impossible (2012): A family vacationing at a beach resort in Thailand desperately search
for each other after they are separated by the chaos caused by a tsunami. PG-13
Showtime 2 Shameless: Fiona violates her probation. l

House of Lies lv
Inside Comedy l
Spike
Ink Master: Bikini-clad twins get inked.
Ink Master
Starz
(8:15) Grown Ups 2 (2013): Old high-school pals recapture some of
(6:25)
Roxanne: Steve Martin. their past glories and learn life lessons from their kids. PG-13
Sundance
Some Girl(s): A writer visits his exes.

Ink Master: Hugh Jackman is a guest judge.
Da Vinci's Demons: The Pazzis strike, leaving the
fate of Florence in Leonardo's hands.
M
M
M (6:00) In the Line of Fire (1993): M (8:45) Drop Zone (1994): A U.S. marshal (Wesley Snipes) takes a crash course in sky
Killer toys with Prez's guard. lv
diving to foil a plot hatched by drug terrorists. Gary Busey. Jessie: Yancy Butler. lv
Syfy
Face Off: Books by children's author Roald Dahl

inspire the artists.
Face Off: A mutant challenge. NEW
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl

The Big Bang Theory
Wedding bells toll early. Man-in-space Wolowitz. dl
TCM
Carson on TCM: A 1975 chat with Gene Kelly. NEW
TLC
Little People, Big World: The Roloffs deals with

change in the family dynamic.
TMC
TNT
Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge: Undersea

creatures are built. NEW
Cougar Town dlv
NEW
M The Cross of Lorraine (1943): WWII POW camp propaganda.

Jean-Pierre Aumont, Gene Kelly, Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Hume Cronyn.
Little People, Big World NEW
The Little Couple NEW
M Gosford Park (2001): The beastly owner of a British estate is killed during a weekend shooting party in Robert
Altman's wry, all-star murder mystery. Kristin Scott Thomas, Maggie Smith, Helen Mirren, Michael Gambon, Emily Watson. R
S NBA Basketball: Oklahoma City at Dallas. Kevin Durant and the Thunder have won five straight games in Dallas,
including two in the 2012 playoffs. LIVE
Travel
Bizarre Foods: Andrew looks back on memorable

hunting and fishing trips.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
New in Town (2009): A Miami exec is relocated to rural Minnesota. NEW
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray
Everybody Loves
finds a stray dog.
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Benson poses

as a madam to catch a sex trafficker.
Modern Family: The

first day of school.
VH1
WE tv
Single Ladies ds
Law & Order: An accused murderer is his own
counsel. Tim Guinee, Keir Dullea.
Law & Order: A trial probes the treatment of

research animals. Terrence Mann, Kevin Isola.
WGN America
Big Bang Theory: Amy

feels threatened. d
Andrew Zimmern's Big Departure: The host tests

preconceived notions of a locale. NEW
Modern Family
M
S NBA
Ghost Writer:
Ewan McGregor. PG-13
Basketball LIVE
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: An

exploration of Jamaican cuisine.
Hardcore Pawn NEW
Container Wars NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Chrisley Knows Best

NEW
Modern Family: Gloria's

mom and sister visit.
M A Lot like Love: Amanda Peet.
M All About the Benjamins (2002): Two men search for diamonds. lv
Law & Order: A woman's body is found in Central

Park. Ben Weber, Glenn Fitzgerald.
M The Matrix (1999): A computer hacker discovers an alternate reality. Dazzling effects, compelling story. Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne.
Additional symbols: d Suggestive dialogue | fv Fantasy violence | l Strong language | s Sexual activity | v Violence
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WEDNESDAY THURSDAY WEEKEND

This is the
best Jessica
has ever
been. I think
her year on
Dracula really
upped her
game, exec
producer
Kreisberg
says of
De Gouw
(right,
with Lotz)
Angry Birds
AS IF ARROW wasnt flying high enough
Mr. Queens efforts to keep the entire Lance
already, the superhero hit is aiming for new
family safe from crazy Slade Wilson (Manu
heights with an episode inspired by the popu- Bennett) that ends up triggering this epic batlar DC Comics title Birds of Prey (which was also tle of the babes, which promises to rehabilitate
the basis for a short-lived 2002 WB series).
one of Starling Citys most troubled residents.
Its beloved, says executive producer Marc
This episode is really about how Laurel gets
Guggenheim of the comic book, whose menag- her groove back, executive producer Andrew
erie has showcased the Huntress, Black Canary
Kreisberg says, adding that the ordeal could
and Barbara Gordons tech-savvy Oracle.
eventually drive a wedge between Ollie and his
Were excited to be doing our version of it.
by-any-means-necessary sidekick. It becomes
The CW show hasnt introduced Oracle
an issue of what Sara is willing to do to protect
(yet), so this take has Laurel (Katie Cassidy)
her sister from the Huntress, he says. Restepping in to team up with Black Canary
member, Sara was in the League of Assassins,
unaware, of course, that the costumed crime
not the League of Heroes. She has a different
fighter is actually her sister, Sara (Caity Lotz).
moral code than Oliver.
Together, theyll battle Helena Bertinelli
While all this sounds serious, the producers
(Jessica De Gouw), who has returned to town
promise that the hour has humor. It is comicas the Huntress to finish off her mobster
booky, and we address that, says Guggenfather (Jeffrey Nordling).
heim. Felicity [Emily Bett Rickards]
But this flock wont make
cant help but comment on how
ARROW
Oliver (Stephen Amell) the odd
heightened things seem to be get8/7c, The CW
man out. In fact, its the chiseled
ting. Damian Holbrook
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Psych Out!
Time to say goodbye,
Psych-os. Creator Steve
Franks has put fake
psychic/ace detective
Shawn Spencer (James
Roday) and his brother
from another mother,
Gus (Dul Hill, below left,
with Roday), through
their paces for eight
seasons. Tonight (USA,
10/9c) the series ends
not with a bang but a
nice ride into the sunset.
I didnt want to kill anyone, Franks explains.
Shawn spends most
of the final episode under the impression that
he and Gus will part
ways. But fear not: The
odds of the doofy duo
actually splitting up for
good are slim. I want
people to know that,
even though theyre not
on TV anymore, theyre
still having adventures,
Franks says.
Those new adventures, he adds, might
make it into a movie:
I just cant imagine a
world where we dont
reunite with these people
in one form or another.
Oriana Schwindt
LEFT: CATE CAMERON/THE CW. RIGHT: ALAN ZENUK/USA NETWORK
HIGHLIGHTS
Tonights
Highlights
PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
8:30pm
7:30pm
9:00pm
8:00pm
ABC
The Middle: Sue gets

several prom dates.
Suburgatory: Lisa
proposes to Malik.
dl NEW
BROADCAST
Modern Family: Jay
(9:31) Mixology: Jessica Nashville: Rayna's and Luke's kids meet during
books a trip to Las
and Fab get to know
Luke's tour; Juliette dislikes Avery's bond with
Vegas. NEW
Dominic. dl NEW
Scarlett. NEW
NEW
9:30pm
8:30pm
WEDNESDAY 3/26
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
CBS
Survivor: Cagayan: Another castaway is voted out

of the game. NEW
Criminal Minds: Hotch fights for his life due to

complications from being stabbed by the Reaper,
and experiences visions of his late wife. lv
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The CSIs probe a

murder and robbery at a poker game that had $1
million in chips on the table. v
The CW
Arrow: The Huntress returns and takes hostages

at the courthouse. lv NEW
The 100: A search-and-rescue mission ends in

surprise. dlv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
American Idol: The finalists perform. dl LIVE
ION
S WWE Main Event NEW
Local Programming
Burn Notice: Michael heads up a rescue mission

for a scientist. v
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A cop says he's not a Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A ballet student is
killer.
killed. dsv
Burn Notice: Sam reunites with Beatriz, who's on

the run from a deadly Russian spy. v
Local Programming
NBC
Revolution
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
(10:01) Chicago PD
PBS
Nature: A look at plants. Included: How they

"talk" to allies, eavesdrop on one another.
Nova: The 1963 assassination of President John F.

Kennedy is re-investigated. v
Secrets of the Dead: Dr. David Livingstone's diary

reveals that he witnessed a massacre. NEW
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: The guys

ditch work.

CABLE
are challenged.
ABC Family Melissa & Joey

dls NEW
Duck Dynasty: Jase

moves in with Willie.
Baby Daddy ds
NEW
Duck Dynasty: Si
records a day in his life.
Duck Dynasty: A family reunion is planned by the

Robertsons. NEW
Three Men and a Baby (1987): Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson play
fathers to an infant left at their door in this remake of a 1985 French farce, directed by Leonard Nimoy.
AMC
M Jaws (1975): An enormous great white shark terrorizes a summer resort town, where a police chief, a grizzled fisherman and an intrepid
Animal
Planet
Treehouse Masters: A butterfly-theme sanctuary.
Tanked: NASCAR champ Ryan Newman and his

wife, Krissie, ask for a desk aquarium.
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: The guys race to Milan.

The Game dls
Let's Stay Together
d
Top Gear: A road test with a Kia Cee'd.

Top Gear: A vehicle for the elderly.
Being Mary Jane (2012): A successful TV news anchor attempts to The Soul Man d
juggle her career, relationships and family commitments. dls
BIO
Bravo
Flip This House: A rundown San Antonio duplex.

The Beverly Hills ladies reunite.
Flipping Vegas: Scott buys a vandalized house.

Flipping Out: The staffers take a road trip when
Jeff accepts a quick gig in Arizona.
Flipping Boston: A colonial house is restored.

(10:01) Flipping Out: Jeff is frustrated dealing
with project delays. NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) Life of Pi (2012): A zookeeper's son is stranded at sea aboard a lifeboat with a zebra, M The Conjuring (2013): A family battle a
an orangutan, a hyena and a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker. PG
ghost in a remote farmhouse. R
Dukes of Hazzard
M Mrs. Doubtre (1993): Dad disguises himself as a nanny in order to see his children.
Steven Universe
Regular Show
King of the Hill
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
Secret Lives Of
South Park: Stan is

the "Golden Child."
Secret Lives Of
South Park: Cartman
plays a border agent.
Shark Tank
Death Row Stories
Workaholics: A free
massage chair. NEW
marine biologist realize they're "gonna need a bigger boat" to battle the bloodthirsty beast. lv
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Shark Tank
Anderson Cooper 360
Workaholics: The guys
decide to quit TAC.
South Park: Butters

goes on medication.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Grandmother's
Grandmother's
Dinner at Tiffani's: Dinner with Tiffani Thiessen.
Hard Time: An Alaskan prison is visited. lv
San Quentin: Inside the Big House
Survivorman: Northwest Ontario is visited. NEW
Babies/Wedding: A destination wedding. l
DC Cupcakes: Sophie plans a baby shower. l
16 Wishes (2010): A girl makes a secret wish list to celebrate her
(9:40) Dog With a Blog:
16th birthday and is astonished when they begin coming true.
G. Hannelius.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
The Soup: Guest: David
Koechner. NEW
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
Tanked: Unltered: A restaurant in Coney Island in

Brooklyn wants an aquarium.
American Dad!
Broad City dl
NEW
Best in Chow
Best in Chow
Prison Ink: A look at prison tattoos. lv
Ice Cold Gold: The miners find the Red Zone. NEW
19 Kids/Count.: Josh and Anna's third child.
(10:05) Liv & Maddie
A.N.T. Farm: Chyna
loses the Z phone.
Zack & Cody

Kickin' It: Jason Earles. Kickin' It: Jason Earles. Kickin' It: Jason Earles.
#RichKids of BH: The
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus The Soup: Guest: David
gang head to Las Vegas. with convincing from Brie.
Koechner. NEW

Koechner.
M Batman
M Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991): Robin of Locksley takes on the Sheriff of Nottingham to free Sherwood
Forever: Val Kilmer.
Forest from his tyrrany.
S NBA Basketball: Miami at Indiana. LIVE
S NBA LIVE
S NIT Basketball Tournament: A quarterfinal. LIVE
Horseplayers: Christian takes a break.
Horseplayers: Christian seeks redemption. NEW
Southern Charm NEW
M (8:05) Buffalo Soldiers (2001): Sharp, irreverent satire about a scheming Army clerk M Trainspotting (1996): A tale of
(Joaquin Phoenix) in 1980s West Germany. Scott Glenn. Gregor Jordan directed. R
heroin addicts in Scotland. R
Save My Bakery: Phatso's Bakery. NEW
Restaurant: Impossible: A New York-style pizzeria

in Baton Rouge. NEW
Restaurant: Impossible: A charming caf in San

Diego is on the verge of bankruptcy.
M
M Bringing Down: Steve Martin.
Hannity NEW
S
S
S Ult. Fighter lv NEW
M
The Americans: Philip and Elizabeth are assigned a
new handler. NEW
M Step Brothers (2008): Two goof-offs become family. dlsv
Legit l
Ali G: Rezurec. NEW
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: The heroes gather in New York.
Heroes: A new threat presents itself.
Golf Academy
S Golf: EurAsia Cup fourball matches in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. This is a new three-day team event. LIVE
Fox Movies
Bringing Down the House (2003): Lawyer woos a con on-line. dlsv
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1
UFC 168: Main Event
The Ultimate Fighter Nations lv
FX
(7:30) Iron Man 2 (2010): Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) battles Russian archnemesis
Whiplash (Mickey Rourke) and powerful corporate rival Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell). lv
FXX
G4
Golf
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PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Mary Ellen falls for a MexicanAmerican paratrooper. Enrique Castillo.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
7:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Family Feud
The Middle: Frankie and
Mike try a coup. l
Family Feud
The Middle: Mike gives
Frankie grief. l
Mind of a Man NEW

Frasier: Ego trips up
Frasier.
Mind of a Man NEW

Frasier: Mystery
surrounds a visitor.
M (7:00) The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an Girls: Adam's opening Doll & Em NEW (10:25) Doll & Em
attempt to rekindle a romance with a married woman. PG-13
night.
NEW
M (7:00) Terra M Curse/Rabbit (2005): Two pals try to trap a beast.
M Curse/Rabbit: Director: Nick Park.
The Sopranos: A.J. sinks into a funk; tension rises M A Good Day to Die Hard (2013): John McClane travels to Russia to find his estranged son,
between Christopher and Paulie. lsv
Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley: A profile of Jackie Mabley (1894(9:15) Game of Thrones: Girls: Adam's opening
M Me,
1975), a legendary black comedian.
A look back at Season 3. night.
Myself &: Jim Carrey. R
HGTV
Buying and Selling: Drew hunts for a spacious

home for a multigenerational family.
Property Brothers: Jonathan and Drew find the

perfect staycation home. NEW
House Hunters
History
American Pickers: Civil War relics are found in

New Jersey. l
American Pickers: A vintage-car company in

Oklahoma is visited. l
American Pickers: Glow-in-the-dark sculptures are

found in Colorado.
HLN
IFC
M The Perfect Storm (2000): Fact-based adventure about a boat skipper (George Clooney) and his crew in the path of a confluence of massive
Nancy Grace NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Unusual Suspects: A 1980 murder case is recalled.

Preachers' Daughters: Tori and Courtney sneak
dates in while playing tennis. dl
LMN
To Be Announced
More Max
M Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): Brave farmer Jack ventures into the land of giants on a mission
NEW
House Hunters
International NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
storms. Mind-blowing effects, but the characters are one-dimensional. Mark Wahlberg. Adapted from the Sebastian Junger bestseller. lv
My Dirty Little Secret v NEW
Preachers' Daughters: Taylor realizes her love life
is a mess. l NEW
to rescue an abducted princess, risking a tenuous truce between humans and giants in the process.
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic

Teen Mom 2 l
Brothers in War: Narrator: Charlie Sheen. lv NEW
House/Horrors NEW
House/Horrors v
Bring It!: Baby Dancing Dolls compete in place of
the Dancing Dolls. l NEW
M Lake City (2008): Man running from
drug dealer returns to childhood home. dlv

Strike Back: Origins: Porter goes undercover to
infiltrate a terrorist group.
Real World: Ex-plosion dls
Locked Up Abroad: Two American POWs who were
held captive in Vietnam are profiled. v
NatGeoWild Dog Whisperer: An Australian shepherd.

Cesar 911: Aggressive boxers.
NBCSN
NHL Hockey: Philadelphia at New York Rangers. LIVE
Shear Madness: Natalie runs a fiber workshop.

NHL Overtime LIVE

OWN
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Oxygen
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
NEW
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
l
M (7:30) Burlesque (2010): A small-town girl (Christina Aguilera) with big talent restores a
fading musical revue to glory, despite the initial misgivings of its proprietor (Cher) and stage manager.
Science
Showtime
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
TMC
The Wormhole: Luck is examined.

Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
The Face: The models learn about being brand

ambassadors. NEW
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman Strip the City: The infrastructure of L.A. NEW
Quartet (2012): A group of retired opera stars stage an annual
benefit concert to cover the fees for their rest home. PG-13
M The Longest Yard (2005): A warden/football fan tags a new convict, an ex-pro QB, to M The Rundown (2003): Enforcer
choose a team from among his inmates to play against the well-trained prison guards. PG-13
hunts his boss' son in the Amazon. PG-13
M The Expendables (2010): Mercenaries fight a CIA agent gone rogue in South America. lv
M Rambo 4
M (7:10) Monsters University (2013): Mike Da Vinci's Demons: The Pazzis strike, leaving the M (10:05) Perfect Stranger (2007): A
and Sulley become rivals. G
reporter goes undercover. R
M (6:30) Drop Zone (1994): A marshal M (8:45) Hard Eight (1996): Gwyneth Paltrow in a tale of greed and addiction about hardlearns to skydive. lv
living gamblers with dark pasts. Philip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Samuel L. Jackson. lsv
M Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007): Third buccaneer adventure follows a
M (7:00) Men in Black (1997):
Secret agents against aliens living on Earth.
swashbuckling trio on a rescue voyage to wrest Capt. Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

l
The Big Bang Theory

dls
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Deal With It: Included:

Heidi Klum. NEW
M (10:15)
M Little Women (1949): Four sisters come of age during the American Civil War under the guidance of their
Meet/St. Louis
mother, as their father is away ministering to the troops.
My 600-lb Life: A 700-lb. man tries to take control Hoarding: Buried Alive: A man could lose his home M The Girl With Half a Face (2013): A
of his life. l NEW
unless he can clean it up. NEW
tumor is removed from a teen's face.
M Dazed and Confused (1993): Nostalgic piece about the marijuana-induced shenanigans M The Perks of Being a Wallower (2012):
of high-school friends on the last day of class in 1976. Jason London, Rory Cochrane. R
A timid teen comes of age. PG-13
TNT
Castle: An ADA is murdered, and the investigation

is threatened. dv
(9:01) Castle: A double life is exposed when a dead (10:02) Castle: An amnesiac is the key witness to
man is found in a garbage chute. dv
an art dealer's murder. lv
Travel
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: The host

explores Singapore's hawker stalls.
Toy Hunter: Superhero

memorabilia. NEW
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
South Beach Tow l

South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow l
Remember Me (2010): A moody man falls for a woman.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island: Bob
Everybody Loves
Denver, Alan Hale.
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
VH1
WE tv
T.I. and Tiny l

T.I. and Tiny l
Marriage Boot Camp: Season 2 begins.
WGN America Rules/Engagemnt

32E
| TVGUIDE.COM
Modern Family: A party

for Manny's birthday.
Rules/Engagemnt
Backroad Gold: A unique Extreme Survival Bunkers: A look at survivor

station wagon. NEW
shelters.
South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Hot in Cleveland
Psych: Series finale. Shawn and Gus may split.

NEW
LIVE
Safecrackers, The
M New in Town
The Soul Man: Boyce
puts on a concert.
(10:07) Psych After Pshow NEW
Fabulous Life: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Fabulous Life: Beyonc and Jay-Z. l NEW
Marriage Boot Camp: Shaun gets drunk and sparks Marriage Boot Camp
a brawl following a "divorce court" exercise.
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
MARCH 27
HIGHLIGHTS
The Parent Trap

MOTHER SORT OF knows best on
Hes just so charismatic and
SURVIVING
the new 90s-set sitcom Surviving
funny. We started joking around
JACK
Jack, as Rachael Harriss Joanne
with each other very quickly.
Series Premiere
Dunlevy balances starting law
I bust him and he gives it right
9:30/8:30c, Fox
school with raising two kids
back, extra spicy. So were giving
alongside stern hubby Jack (Law & Order:
each other s--t all the time.
SVUs Christopher Meloni). Harris gives us the
This show takes place in the 90s. What
411 on her new series. Rob Moynihan
part of that era did you enjoy most? I look
better in 90s clothes than I do in my current
How would you describe Joannes parentones! All my outfits on the show have shoulder
ing skills? Shes a really empathetic mom
pads and self-beltsa belt made of the same
with a light, soft touch to Jacks militaristic
fabric as the dressand they are so much
approach. But she doesnt roll her eyes at him.
more comfortable. Plus, you dont have to
She understands Jack and puts
wear Spanxthey werent even invented!
him in his place. Shes the
Anything about the decade you
kryptonite to his tough
didnt care for? The livingexterior, but they
room furniture was so gross.
both see that
If I look at the couches on
their kids are
set, it sends a shudder
kind of d--ks.
down my spine! And
Whats it like
the carpet is this
working
thick, orangewith Chris
brown puke color.
Meloni?
Its really nasty!
Inside the Actors Studio

8/7c, Bravo Challenge accepted!
Host James Lipton quizzes the
cast of How I Met Your Mother
on their favorite swearwords
and the acting tricks they
learned over the course of
nine seasons.
The Vampire Diaries 8/7c,
The CW Road trip! Caroline and
Enzo head to Atlanta to find
a new doppelgnger so Sloan
and the Travelers dont chop
Stefans head off.
Greys
Anatomy
9/8c, ABC Cristina imagines
the two different ways her life
can go, based on whether she
makes a certain critical decision. As long as Owens around
in both universes, were good.
MATTS
PICK
Pawn Stars 9:30/8:30c,

History Chum tries his hand
at brewing his own beer, but
even someone as used to
making dicey decisions as
Rick believes guzzling a pint of
Chums ale is a bit too risky.
Portlandia 10/9c, IFC Its the
rare relationship that can be
improved by both parties
treating each other like dogs,
but hey, thats Claire and
Doug for you.
Whenever Im
playing any kind
of mom, my own
mother comes
out, Harris
says. Im
always shocked
and a bit
frightened
Photograph by Maarten de Boer
Vikings 10/9c, History The

couple that slays together
stays together, so Largetha
and Ragnar put all that nasty
Princess Aslaug business
behind them to reunite on the
battlefield and take back
Kattegat from Jarl Borg.
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BROADCAST
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: Cora coerces the Grey's Anatomy: Cristina envisions her life playing Scandal: Fitz and Mellie's kids join them for a TV
Knave to hunt down Alice in a flashback; Jafar has out in two different ways based on one crucial
interview at the White House; Adnan seeks
the Knave steal from Alice. lv NEW
decision she faces. NEW
assistance from Harrison. NEW
S (7:00) NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet 16 game. LIVE
S NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet 16 game. LIVE
The CW
The Vampire Diaries: Elena receives upsetting

news about Jeremy's personal life. lv NEW
Fox
Hell's Kitchen: Eighteen chefs compete in a

American Idol: A finalist Surviving Jack: Jack
challenge involving pigs and potatoes. The winners is eliminated. dl
takes care of the kids.
earn a luxurious day on a yacht. dl NEW
LIVE
dls NEW
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A hotel owner's

murder is investigated. Hal Linden, Amy Ryan.
Criminal Minds: A killer targets women inside of a

gated community in New Mexico. lv
MyNetworkTV House: House sees Dr. Nolan and discusses the

case of a woman who has no memory. l
Reign: Bash saves Francis' life while they're in the

woods. NEW
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A psychiatrist is

slain. Christopher Evan Welch, Victor Argo.
Local Programming
House: House assists at an emergency scene along Local Programming

with his team and Cuddy. d
NBC
Hollywood Game Night: The celebrity players are

Michael Chiklis, Thomas Lennon, Mario Lopez,
Retta, Paget Brewster and Alyssa Milano.
Hollywood Game Night: Cobie Smulders; Taran

Killam; Henry Winkler; Angie Harmon; Mayim
Bialik; and Mark Feuerstein. l
Parenthood: Joel and Sarah celebrate the

completion of their respective work projects, and
Adam takes Max on an adventure. l NEW
PBS
The This Old House Hour: A new front walk is

installed. NEW
The Bletchley Circle: Susan calls on her old pals

Millie, Lucy and Jean for help.

La.
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Si quits

his job.

CABLE
Robertsons.
ABC Family
AMC
Duck Dynasty: Jase

loses his wedding ring.
Breaking Boston: A difficult choice is made by

Courtney. dl NEW
M (6:00) M Twister (1996): Spectacular special effects highlight this clich-riddled story of divorcing scientists (Helen Hunt,
Twister: Helen Hunt.
Bill Paxton) who are obsessed with tracking tornadoes in Oklahoma. Jan De Bont ("Speed") directed. dl
M The Departed (2006): Martin Scorsese's charged crime drama about an undercover cop (Leonardo DiCaprio) who infiltrates a Boston mob
crew that has a mole (Matt Damon) in the state police department. Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg. dlsv
Animal
Planet
Alaska: The Last Frontier: Atz Lee and Eivin hunt

deer. lv NEW
Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw: The miners find the
Red Zone. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Kitchen Night.: A Brooklyn Italian restaurant.

Kitchen Nightmares: A Pittsburgh eatery.

Kitchen Night.: Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse.
Held Up (2000): A businessman (Jamie Foxx) gets involved in a
hostage crisis. Nia Long, Barry Corbin, John Cullum, Jake Busey. d
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Inside the Actors Studio: "How I Met Your
Mother" cast. NEW
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
The Millionaire Matchmaker: A professional sports Online Dating Rituals of the American Male
bettor and a Las Vegas mentalist. NEW
NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (6:15) Snow
Teen Titans Go!
White/Hunt (2012)
Ice Cold Gold: A divide-and-conquer strategy splits

the team into two groups. l NEW
Johnny Test fv
King of the Hill ds
The Cleveland Show
The Purge (2013): A family defend their home against intruders
during the one night of the year when crime is legal. R
American Dad!
American Dad!
Mission: Impossible (1996):
Adaptation of the TV series. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Party Down South

Anderson Cooper 360
Chappelle's: A spoof of Chappelle's: Musicians
the movie "Ghost."
become stars. l
Party Down South NEW

Chicagoland
It's Always Sunny in
Tosh.0 dl
Philadelphia l

Chicagoland NEW
Review: Sleeping with a Tosh.0: Daniel plays
celebrity. ls NEW
Wiffle ball. dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Eat St.
Eat St.
Alien Mysteries
Fast N Loud
48 Hours Mystery: The murder of Angela Lawless.
Dog With a Blog: Avery A.N.T. Farm: Chyna sees
takes dance lessons.
a street performer.
Eat St.
Eat St.: The Brunch Box.
Alien Files
Alien Files
Fast N Loud
48 Hours Myst.: The murders of four teens. v
Austin & Ally: Austin is Fish Hooks
afraid to perform.
Chuck's Eat the Street

Chuck's Eat the Street
Alien Files NEW
Alien Files
Fast N Loud
48 Hours/Evid.: A deadly extramarital affair. v
Liv & Maddie: Liv
Good Luck C.: Charlie is
supervises a sleepover. cast in a play.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
Chrisley Knows Best
Zack & Cody

Sex and the City
Zack & Cody

Zack & Cody
Sex and the City: In the series finale, Carrie grows
restless in Paris.
Encore
Unforgiven (1990): A former gunslinger is lured into a bounty hunt strictly for the money, which has been put
up by a group of "working girls" as payment for bringing in the man who disfigured one of them. R
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
E:60 Presents NEW

World Series: Cardinals-Red Sox highlights. NEW The Baseball Tonight 100 LIVE
(7:00) Tennis: Sony Open men's quarterfinals and women's semfinals in Key Biscayne, Fla. LIVE
Best Bars in America: Bars in Milwaukee.
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997): A student (Andy Comeau) finds a hit man's bag.
The Best Man (1999): A novelist sees pals at a wedding, after writing about them. Good
(10:05) Medicine Man (1992):
cast; familiar story. Taye Diggs, Nia Long. Written and directed by Malcolm D. Lee. s
Scientists seek a cancer cure. PG-13
Food
Chopped: Breakfast, lunch and dinner are prepared. Chopped Canada: The baskets provide slippery
ingredients. NEW
S
M
Zack & Cody

Zack & Cody

Sex and the City: The
penultimate episode.
Fox Movies
Marley & Me (2008): A young couple adopt a dog that turns their lives upside down. dls
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1 MLB Season Previews NEW
MLB Season Previews NEW
FX
(6:30) Friends With Benets (2011):
Saint George NEW
Anger Management
Headhunter falls for a client. dls
NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
36E
M (10:15) L.A.
Cond. Kevin Spacey.
Beat Bobby Flay: A farm Beat Bobby Flay

girl vs. a city boy. NEW
Marley & Me
Hannity NEW
Friends With Benets (2011):
M
M
M X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009): A mutant discovers powers. lv
M X-Men
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: Niki leaves Las Vegas with Micah.
Heroes: Suresh unearths a painting by Isaac.
S (6:30) LPGA Tour Golf LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: First-round play in the Valero Texas Open at TPC San Antonio. Taped.
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Tonights
Highlights
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Newlywed Game
Newlywed Game
The Waltons: Mary Ellen resolves to further her
medical education. Judy Norton-Taylor.
HBO
Girls: Adam's opening

night.
8:30pm
7:30pm
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Newlywed Game
Middle: Mike teaches
Brick football. l
Newlywed Game
The Middle: Axl has a
new girlfriend. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Roz returns to
KACL. dl
Family Feud
Frasier: Love blinds
Frasier.
Game of Thrones: A look John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown: The actor-comedian's one-man show features recollections of his
back at Season 3.
M (10:15) Diary
M (8:45) Problem Child (1990): A childless couple adopt.
M Moonrise Kingdom (2012): Two 12-yearolds run away together into the wilderness. PG-13
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
Veep: Selina's rivalry
M Parental Guidance (2012): Grandparents
HBO Family
(7:00) Epic: A teenage girl gets shrunk.
HBO
The Sopranos: The gap widens between the
Signature
families in New York and New Jersey. lsv
HBO2
(6:30) Now
You See Me PG-13
HGTV
Renovation Raiders: A dull, dated kitchen is

renovated for a family of four. NEW
History
Pawn Stars: A German

sword. l
HLN
IFC
with Danny Chung.
learn new tricks. PG
Rev. Run's Ren.: A sleek Rev. Run's Renovation

kitchen renovation.
House Hunters: Orlando

bodybuilders. NEW
Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Pawn Stars: Making

Boy statue. l
beer. l NEW
Vikings: Lagertha and Ragnar unite to battle Jarl

Borg. lv NEW
M (7:30) The Big Lebowski (1998): A slacker gets mixed up in a kidnapping plot. Jeff
RightThisMinute NEW
Portlandia: Doug and
Claire. NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
Portlandia: A
motorcyclist visits.
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Blood Relatives: A seemingly perfect family. v

Project Runway: Under the Gunn l
Blood Relatives: A family have dark secrets. NEW

Project Runway: Under the Gunn l NEW
Evil Twins NEW

(10:01) Celebrity Home
Raiders NEW
(10:31) Celeb. Home: A

visit with Rick Harrison.
LMN
The First 48: A Detroit woman is bound and

stabbed.
The First 48: A Birmingham man is killed by stray

fire during a shootout.
Deadly Wives: Family secrets are revealed after a

husband is murdered. NEW
Women start a phone-sex line.
Armageddon (1998): Predictable disaster epic about a massive asteroid hurtling toward
Earth. Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck. Directed by Michael Bay.

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Sue hunts birds in her yard; Erik
has a snow-machine accident. l

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Sue encounters a predator
outside her tent; Andy buys a new sawmill. l
Pawn Stars l
Nancy Grace NEW
Bridges, David Huddleston, John Goodman, Julianne Moore. ls
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
M (7:30) For a Good Time, Call... (2012):

to Stockholm. NEW

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Chip and Agnes track a wolf for
its fur; Sue hunts for a moose. l
NatGeoWild Galpagos: The Galpagos Islands are explored in this look at the area's unique biodiversity. Included: advanced underwater cinematography.
NBCSN
Triathlon: Subaru Ironman Series action. Taped.
Auto Show: The Concours D'Elegance in Pebble
Auto Show: Los Angeles
Beach, Cal.
International.
Nickelodeon iCarly
OWN
20/20 on OWN: Linda Lusk, a woman who was
accused of sexual misconduct. v
Oxygen
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
Friends
Friends
20/20 on OWN: A woman stands trial for her
husband's murder. v NEW
M (6:30) M Last Holiday (1950): Alec Guinness gives a nicely understated performance in J.B.
Sleeping/Enemy
Science
Showtime
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: A hairdresser learns about her
husband's mysterious past. v
Priestley's tale of a dying salesman on a lavish last fling. Mrs. Poole: Kay Walsh.
How It's Made

How It's Made
(7:00) People Like Us (2012): A
businessman returns home. PG-13
How It's Made
How It's Made
Last
Holiday: Alec Guinness.
Outrageous Acts of Science l
M
M Lawless (2012): Brothers get into bootlegging during the Great Depression, and they battle
treachery on both sides of the law as they expand their operation into the big city. R
M Passing Strange (2008): Spike Lee documents a performance of the Tony-winning musical "Passing Strange," which M Jungle
centers on a young black man who flees his strict religious upbringing by traveling to Europe in the mid-1970s. l
Fever: Wesley Snipes. R
M (6:30) Expendables: Sylvester Stallone. S Impact Wrestling: Jeremy Borash. lv NEW
M (6:45) White House Down (2013): A
M Air Force One (1997): Improbable but enjoyable action yarn about Russian terrorists
father fights terrorists. PG-13
who take the commander in chief (Harrison Ford) hostage aboard his plane. Korshunov: Gary Oldman. R
M (6:30) Deliverance (1972): City The Red Road: A newly informed Kopus heads to Law & Order: A case involving a stage mother and
Brooklyn. lv NEW
pornography. Marilyn Rockafellow. ds
guys raft a river in backwoods Georgia. lsv
M Alien vs. Predator (2004): Extraterrestrials battle at an underground base in Antarctica, Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge: Undersea
creatures are built.
and humans get caught in the crossfire.
S (7:30) NCAA Basketball Tournament: Sweet 16. LIVE
S NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet
16 game. LIVE
M Bus Stop (1956): A pathetic saloon singer takes off for L.A. but is pursued by a
M A Hatful of Rain (1957): A look at
lovesick Montana cowboy, who kidnaps her to bring her back to his hometown.
drug addiction and its effect on a family.
TLC
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo l
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo l NEW
TMC
M The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012): Bella, Edward and Jacob band together to M Passion Play (2010): A trumpeter and a
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
fight a group of ancient vampires who are threatening to destroy Bella and Edward's family. PG-13
circus girl fall in love. R
TNT
Castle: The sexual-domination scene in New York

is investigated. dsv
(9:01) Castle: Part 1 of 2. A clever serial killer is

tracked by Castle and Beckett. lsv
(10:02) Castle: Conclusion. A clever serial killer is

tracked by Castle and Beckett. lv
Travel
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: Strange

eats in Pennsylvania are sampled.
Mysteries at the Museum: The host examines

jagged shrapnel from an explosion. NEW
Mysteries at the Museum: An exhibit devoted to

investigative journalist Don Bolles.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl NEW
Mystic Pizza (1988): A coming-of-age tale of the love lives of three young women.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray
(9:36) Everybody Loves
goes on TV.
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A sorority

pledge is raped on a college campus.
Suits NEW
Mary Mary
Mary Mary NEW
VH1
WE tv
How I Met Your Mother
Impractical Jokers
(10:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray and Robert

bond after spending a night out on the town.
(10:01) Sirens NEW
M Menace II Society (1993): Tale of urban blight. lsv
WGN America How I Met Your Mother
Impractical Jokers
M My Best Friend: Julia Roberts.
(10:31) Modern Family
Purple Rain (1984): Prince. dlsv

Mary Mary: WatchIt NEW

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was super-realistic and massively underplayed, this is a chance to have fun and really
go big, Cudlitz says. Abrahams backstory
is extremely complicated and there are very
specific events that are fueling him to put
things right in the best way he can. His mission takes precedence over everything.
Already a huge fan of the show before he
joined the cast, Cudlitz says that jumping
into this role was a blast, especially when it
came to battling the walkers. His favorite
encounter came in the penultimate episode.
Theres a really passive, nonchalant kill where
I toss this woman out of a minivan in a very
taking-out-the-trash way, Cudlitz says with
a laugh. Abraham does not necessarily kill
out of fear but out of necessity, and its very
aggressive. Hes a badass! Rob Moynihan
Hes full of pain

and loss, like everyone, Cudlitz says.
But in a world
that has very few
rules, hes just a
take-no-prisoners
type of guy
Hot Line
After being canceled in
2003, Whose Line Is It
Anyway? is having the last
laugh. The improv series
returned last summer to
big ratings on The CW and
has just begun its second
cycle of Irish Drinking
Songs, Party Quirks and
Scenes From a Hat
(Fridays, 8/7c). Our
audiences have been
getting younger because
theyve been catching
up with the [original
ABC] show on YouTube,
so there was a hunger
for it, says Colin Mochrie, who is back alongside fellow performers
Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles
and host Aisha Tyler.
Celebrities are also
in the mix, including this
weeks guest, Austin
Powers Mini-Me, Verne
Troyer. Its so fast-paced
that our job is to make
them look good, says
Stiles (above right, with
Mochrie). Were very
accommodating that way
and were used to that,
because Ive been carrying Colin for years! RM
LEFT: GENE PAGE/AMC. RIGHT: PATRICK WYMORE/THE CW
THEYVE BEEN SCATTERED across Georgia

during the back half of The Walking Deads
fourth season, but in Sundays finale, the
remaining survivors will find each other in
surprising ways. People will start to become
the people you wanted them to be and
knew they were, teases Michael Cudlitz
(Abraham). I think you will be very satisfied
with the group dynamicwhat it became
and what it isnt.
As a newer member of the group, Southland vet Cudlitz stormed onto the series as
the former Army sergeant who, along with
girlfriend Rosita (Christian Serratos), is escorting scientist Eugene (Josh McDermitt) to
Washington, D.C., in an attempt to
cure the zombie outbreak. Coming
off of Southland, where everything
FRIDAY 3/28
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Last Man Standing

NEW
(8:31) The Neighbors

NEW
The CW
Whose Line Is It
Anyway? dl NEW
Whose Line?: Kat

Graham; Greg Proops.
Fox
Rake: Mikki's former pimp is charged with assault. Enlisted: Schneeberger

dlsv NEW
dupes the group. NEW
ION
Burn Notice: Sam befriends a heroin dealer as part

of a plan to help the CIA retrieve a weapon. v
BROADCAST
Shark Tank: A former pro football player.
CBS
MyNetworkTV Monk: Monk investigates a girl's disappearance,

which seems to be linked to a UFO sighting. v
NBC
Dateline NBC NEW
PBS
Washington Week With

Gwen Ill NEW
Charlie Rose: The Week

NEW
Por siempre mi amor
A&E
The First 48: A mother is gunned down in

Cleveland; a man is shot at a birthday party.
AMC
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
(10:01) 20/20 NEW
S NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet 16 game. LIVE
Hart of Dixie: Joel hires unreliable workers to do

renovations, and one gets hurts. l NEW
Raising Hope
dlsv NEW
Local Programming
Local Programming
Burn Notice: Michael and Sam try to rescue an

ailing boy from his father. v
Psych: Shawn fakes psychic abilities and ends up

with a gig helping the police department. v
Monk: Monk poses as a hit man to prevent an

assassination. dlsv
Local Programming
(10:01) Hannibal: Will makes claims about the
Ripper's true identity. v NEW
Univision
ABC Family
9:30pm
8:30pm
Live From Lincoln Center: Tony Award winner

Patina Miller ("Pippin") performs. LIVE
10 Buildings That Changed America: A tour of 10

influential American buildings.

CABLE
The First 48: A man is killed during a robbery at a
gas station. l NEW
Qu pobres tan ricos

Beyond Scared Straight: A troubled teen lashes
out while visiting a prison. dl NEW
M (7:30) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001): Lad enrolls in wizard school in this first entry in the popular series. v
M X2: X-Men United (2003): Action-packed, all-star sequel in which the Marvel Comics mutant superheroes band together when the
government tries to eliminate them. Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry. Bryan Singer directed. lv
Animal
Planet
BBC Amer.
BET
Tanked: Unltered: Acrylic ocean waves are

molded for a realistic reef. NEW
Tanked: The Las Vegas Natural History Museum

wants an aquarium that features a carousel.
Tanked: Memorable tanks are recalled by Brett and

Wayde. NEW
Star Trek: The Next Generation

M Blade Runner (1982): A detective hunts robots in 2019 L.A. v
Scandal
M (7:30) Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008): A Chicago mom meets relatives while
attending her long-estranged father's funeral in Georgia. d
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
The Fast and the Furious (2001): A young FBI agent goes undercover to investigate a series of hijackings. Rapidly
becoming involved in gang activity, including late-night car races, he begins to relate with his subjects.
Food Factory
Fast/
Furious: Paul Walker.
Cartoon
World/Gumball: A germ
seeks revenge. fv
American Dad!: Stan

becomes a frail old man.
Annoying Orange: The

gang attend a wedding.
King of the Hill: Luanne

moves out. ls
The Cleveland Show

dlsv
American Dad!: Stan's a

make-believe sleuth.
M (10:15)
Cinemax
M (5:45)
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity: The ventriloquist performs with old favorites Peanut, Walter. l
American Greed: Scams, Scoundrels and Scandals American Greed: Scams, Scoundrels and Scandals
Anderson Cooper 360
Futurama: Bender's in a Futurama: The
Key & Peele: Racist
Key & Peele: Racist
cook-off.
Professor joins a gang.
zombies. dl
superheroes. l
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Good Eats NEW

Good Eats NEW
Good Eats NEW
Good Eats NEW
Mountain Monsters: Uncaged
Mountain Monsters: Uncaged NEW
Sons of Guns: Charlie works on a rare rifle. NEW
NY ER l
NY ER l
Sydney ER NEW
Sydney ER
Tangled (2010): A thief (voice of Zachary Levi) meets his match in an impossibly long-haired
beauty (voice of Mandy Moore) who yearns to escape her imprisonment.
Man Fire Food

Man Fire Food
Game of Stones: The team get stranded. NEW
Vegas ER NEW
Liv & Maddie: Willow
Austin & Ally: Ally
pitches softball.
assumes an alias.
Disney XD
E!
Zeke and Luther

Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus Fashion Police: Guest host Eva Marcille. NEW
Zeke and Luther

Hello Ross NEW
NFL Live
E:60 Presents
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
The 13th Warrior (1999): Viking warriors abduct an Arab emissary (Antonio Banderas) in
922. Diane Venora, Omar Sharif, Dennis Storhoi. R
Baseball Tonight LIVE

Dream On
Dream On
(9:45) Halloween: Resurrection
(2002): Teens stay in home of killer. R
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
(8:15) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): Brave farmer Jack ventures into the land of giants to
The Negotiator (1998) R rescue an abducted princess, risking a tenuous truce between humans and giants in the process. PG-13
Stoker (2013) R
M Dunham/Achmed Saves America (2014)

CNN Spotlight NEW
Unguard. NEW
Tosh.0: Daniel reviews
Tosh.0 dl
"brotography." dl
Zeke and Luther

E! News Special: Stars
show off their closets.
M The Incredibles (2003): Wild romp about a retired superhero who gets back into action. M Oz the Great and Powerful (2013): A
magician travels to Oz. PG
Voices include Holly Hunter and Craig T. Nelson. Written and directed by Brad Bird. PG
S (7:00) Tennis: Sony Open. LIVE
S Boxing: Boxcino semifinals (lightweights) in New Town, N.D. LIVE
M
Food
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In: Memorable Italian dishes.
Fox Movies
(7:00) When in Rome: Kristen Bell.
Baby Mama (2008): Surrogate-motherhood comedy. dl
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Hannity NEW
Fox Sports 1 MLB Season Previews NEW
FX
Star Trek (2009): J.J. Abrams resurrects Gene Roddenberry's sci-fi franchise with this prequel about the formation of the Enterprise's crew.
James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) is forced to take command of the starship after an enemy attack, but he comes into conflict with Spock. dlsv
FXX
G4
Golf
40E
M
M Green Lantern (2011): A test pilot gets superpowers and battles a dark force called Parallax. lv
M Green
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: Monica shows new abilities.
Heroes: Peter is sought in Ireland.
S PGA Tour Golf: Second-round play in the Valero Texas Open at TPC San Antonio. Taped.
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When Calls the Heart: The town welcomes back
Jack as a hero for capturing the Tollivers.
HBO
8:30pm
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Minute to Win It
The Middle: Frankie
looks for a friend. l
The Middle: Sue wins a

family trip. l
Minute to Win It
Frasier: Dating bestirs
Frasier.
Frasier: Martin's jealous

of Ronee.
Renovation Real: A 500- Renovation Real: A pink

square-foot addition.
kitchen is renovated.
House Hunters: A Reno

couple with $185,000.
House Hunters: Married

geologists.
American Pickers: The guys visit a Finnish sauna

and an art-gallery outhouse in Michigan.
American Pickers: A Royal Pioneer motorcycle is

found in South Florida.
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack search for Mr. Chow after Alan is kidnapped by a Real Time With Bill Maher NEW
villain seeking revenge on the Asian hustler for stealing $21 million. R
M (7:00) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002): The wizard's second outing. M (9:45) Titan A.E. (2000)
The Sopranos: Phil rejects Tony's compromise. Girls
M The Watch (2012): Suburbanites battle aliens. R
Doll & Em
(8:25) Doll & Em
M Gangster Squad (2013): An LAPD unit fights mobsters from the East Coast. R
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
Renovation Realities
Renovation Real: A tiny

History
American Pickers: A 1947 Chevy pickup truck is

found on Whidbey Island, Washington.
HLN
IFC
Nancy Grace Mysteries NEW

Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Slap Shot (1977): The manager of a struggling minor league hockey team finds success after he encourages his players to engage in lots of
on-ice fighting, but feuds with his best player, who wants to play a clean game, as a result. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
To Be Announced
Wife Swap
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
To Be Announced
Celebrity Wife Swap: Antonio Sabato Jr.'s fiance
swaps with Mick Foley's wife. l NEW
Nightmare Next Door dv NEW

Betty White's Off Their Betty White's Off Their
Rockers dl
Rockers dl NEW
M The Eleventh Victim (2012): A therapist pursues a serial killer she once prosecuted when she M Summoned (2013): A woman
worked as a district attorney after he is suspected of murdering some of her clients. lv
investigates murders. sv
M (7:05) Ted: A teddy bear comes to life. M Transporter 2 (2005): Chauffeur battles kidnappers.
M Trance (2013)
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
M My Boss's Daughter: Ashton Kutcher.
Worst Weather Ever?: The effects of global warming and its relationship to extreme weather are
explored. NEW
To Be Announced
NatGeoWild Cesar 911: Aggressive boxers.

Cesar 911: A Rottweiler with a temper. NEW
How Human Are Y: Leadership is explored. NEW
NBCSN
(7:00) World Series of Fighting 8: MMA
World Series of Fighting 7: Lance Palmer vs. Georgi Karakhanyan in a featherweight bout in
action in Hollywood, Fla. Taped.
Vancouver. Taped.
Nickelodeon (7:00) To Be Announced

OWN
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
The Thundermans
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Oxygen
Failure to Launch (2006): A 35-year-old (Matthew McConaughey) won't move out of his
parents' house. Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bartha.
The Family Stone (2005): A

careerist meets the family of her fianc.
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made

How It's Made
(10:05) The Canyons (2013): A man
torments his girlfriend. R
How It's Made

How It's Made
How It's Made
The Cold Light of Day (2012): A hotshot stockbroker must save his
family after they are kidnapped during a vacation in Spain. PG-13
M
S
M
M
M (7:00) A Nightmare on Elm
M The Shining (1980): Version of the horror novel about a haunted hotel and its effects
Street (1984): A dead killer pursues teens. lv
on a writer and his family. lv
S WWE SmackDown v NEW
Helix NEW
S NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet
16 game. LIVE
M Babette's Feast (1987): A Parisian refugee arrives in a cloistered Danish community M Big Night (1996): Stanley Tucci,
Showtime 2
Lawless (2012): Brothers get into bootlegging during the Great Depression. R
Californication ls
Nurse Jackie l
Spike
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Bellator MMA: Shlemenko vs. Ward for the middleweight title. LIVE
Starz
(7:25) Planes (2013): Director: Klay Hall.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013): A demon-slaying NYC teen enters an alternate
PG
dimension to save her mother from terrifying creatures. PG-13
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
where two aging sisters carry on their deceased minister father's spiritual work.
Isabella Rossellini, Tony Shalhoub.
Say Yes to the Dress:

Randy Knows Best
Something Borrowed/
New NEW

Unveiled NEW
Say Yes to the Dress

NEW
Say Yes/Dress: Randy

Knows NEW
Something Borrowed,
Something New
M Java Heat (2013): An American teams up with a Muslim cop to stop a terrorist who has
M Assault on Wall Street (2013): A man
TNT
Cold Justice: Kelly and Yolanda land in Iowa to

investigate a 1983 double murder. NEW
(9:01) Inside Job: An online furniture company

offers a job to battling candidates. l NEW
(10:01) Save Our Business: A furniture-mattress

store is revamped. l NEW
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Unusual dishes in Hawaii.

Included: dried octopus bile sac.
Ghost Adventures: Sharon Tate's death is

examined in the Season 9 premiere.
The Dead Files: Investigating the abandoned New

Mexico State Penitentiary in Santa Fe.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
M My Best Friend's Wedding (1997): Sabotaging a pal's nuptials.
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray is
ordered to play golf.

Raymond
Jokers dl
Safecrackers, The
Unfaithful: A woman commits adultery.
(10:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray sets up an
office at home.
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A case involves

fratricide and a controlling mother.
Modern Family
Modern Family: Phil and Modern Family: A

Modern Family: Lily's
Claire's anniversary. Mother's Day excursion. birthday party. l
Marriage Boot Camp
Marriage Boot Camp NEW
Best Week Ever NEW

Fabulous Life Of... l
Marriage Boot Camp
How Met/Mother
How Met/Mother
TMC
kidnapped a sultan's daughter in a bid to get his hands on Indonesia's royal treasury. R
VH1
WE tv
M (7:30) Purple Rain (1984): Rock star Prince plays an up-and-coming musician. dlsv
WGN America How Met/Mother
How Met/Mother
How Met/Mother
shoots up Wall Street after losing his job. R
How Met/Mother
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alley, and the singer's wild lifestyle is
investigated. l
CBS
2 Broke Girls dl
The CW
Fox
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Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
20/20 Saturday NEW
48 Hours
48 Hours NEW
Local Programming
Almost Human: A chrome is murdered, but the
only sign of trauma is a small hole in the back of
his neck. lv
The Following lv
Local Programming
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Part 1 of two. The

detectives try to find a missing girl. d
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Conclusion. A

powerful judge's son becomes a suspect. d
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A woman is found

mutilated upon returning from Guatemala. v
Mom
PBS
Local Programming
Univision
S (6:55) Ftbol Mexicano
ABC Family
10:30pm
9:30pm
BROADCAST
Nightline Prime NEW
MyNetworkTV Local Programming

NBC
Dateline Saturday Night Mystery NEW
A&E
10:00pm
9:00pm
Flipping Vegas: Scott buys 11 unfinished villas in

Henderson, Nev. l
Saturday Night Live
Austin City Limits: Bonnie Raitt performs songs

from her "Slipstream" album.
Sbado gigante d
CABLE
Flipping Vegas: Counterfeit products fill a house
purchased by Scott.
Local Programming
Flipping Vegas: A house filled with reptiles is

purchased by Scott. NEW
M (7:30) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007): In this action-packed entry, Harry and his friends form a M Harry Potter:
group called "Dumbledore's Army" to defend themselves against the Dark Arts during their fifth year at Hogwarts. v
Daniel Radcliffe.
AMC
The Walking Dead: The Season 4 opener finds Rick

and the group at the prison. lv
The Walking Dead: A brand-new enemy has the

group fighting. lv
The Walking Dead: One group leaves the prison in

search of supplies. lv
Animal
Planet
Too Cute! NEW
Too Cute!
My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks: A cat attacks

others that live under the same roof. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Star Trek: TNG: Crew members fall into comas.

Ripper Street: Reid ventures into the occult. lv NEW
Big Momma's House (2000): An FBI agent (Martin Lawrence) goes undercover to investigate a bank robbery.
Sherry: Nia Long. John: Paul Giamatti. Trent: Jascha Washington. Nolan: Anthony Anderson. Ben: Carl Wright. d
BIO
Bravo
Favorite Foods USA: Mega meals and food.

American Eats: The soft-drink industry.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Street racers try to nail a drug lord. High-octane action, but the
story is a lemon. Paul Walker, Tyrese. The sequel to 2001's "The Fast and the Furious."
Cartoon
Cinemax
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
The Prot
Chicagoland
(6:30)
Liar Liar: Jim Carrey.
Suze Orman: The downsides of technology. NEW

The Prot
Death Row Stories
Death Row Stories
Dumb and Dumber (1994): Two inept pals become embroiled in a kidnapping plot when they try to return a
briefcase to a lovely woman, who left it in an airport...on purpose.
Restaurant Takeover: A greasy spoon needs help.

Hillbilly Blood l
Hillbilly Blood
Addicted: A homeless couple. lv
(7:00) Tangled (2010): Thief meets a
long-haired gal.
Restaurant Takeover
Hillbilly Blood NEW
Disney XD
E!
Kickin' It: Jason Earles. Kickin' It: Jason Earles.

(7:00) Maid in Manhattan (2002): A
politician falls for a maid.
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Restaurant Takeover
Hillbilly Blood
Timber Kings NEW
Addicted: A 26-year-old alcoholic gets help. l
Addicted: A heroin addict. dl
(8:45) Despicable Me (2010): A man tries to steal the moon with
Mighty Med: Bradley
the help of an army of minions, but three orphans thwart his plans.
Steven Perry. NEW
Hillbilly Blood NEW
Phineas and Ferb
SlugTerra fv
Phineas and Ferb
M
M 13 Going on 30 (2004): A girl magically fast-forwards to adulthood after wishing she
could skip adolescence.
M A Knight's Tale (2001): Deliberately anachronistic yarn, set to classic rock music, about a medieval peasant with a M (10:15)
Looper (2012) R
Gen-X attitude who poses as a noble to partake in jousting tournaments. Pure historians will wince! PG-13
S (7:00) NCAA Women's Basketball
Nine for IX: Legendary coach Pat Summitt is the
SportsCenter Featured
Tournament: A regional semifinal. LIVE
subject of this unique documentary.
S NHRA Drag Racing: Qualifying in Las Vegas. Taped.
ESPN Presents: Play Ball NEW
Friday Night Tykes: The state championship.
Friday Night Tykes: The playoffs arrive.
M Derailed (2005): Murky tale of blackmailers targeting
M Hard Target (1993): A seaman (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
adulterous lovers. Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston. R
Food
Girls: Gabrielle Union.
Food Factory
Food Factory
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Street
racers go undercover in Miami to catch a drug lord.
M
M
M (7:00) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010): Boy King/Hill: Teri Garr is a King of the Hill l Family Guy: Chris takes Family Guy: Meg looks
deals with middle school. v
guest voice. l
up puppetry.
after Joe. dlsv
M (7:00) The Godfather (1972): Best Picture chronicles the epic tale of a 1940's
M The Godfather, Part II (1974):
mobster family in New York City, where the father builds an organized-crime empire. R
Vito Corleone's rise. R
M (7:00) Paul Blart (2009): Kevin James. Swamp Hunters NEW Swamp Hunters NEW My Big Redneck NEW Tattoo Titans NEW
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Encore
M Red Dragon
M Daddy's/
Diners/Drive-In: A trip
to Key West, Fla.
Diners, Drive-Ins and

Dives
aims to stop hunters who prey on humans. Lance Henriksen, Yancy Butler. R
Diners/Drive-In: Asianfusion cuisine.
Diners/Drive-In: Guy
has a four-star burger.

Dives
Diners/Drive-In: Meat is
on the menu.
Fox Movies
Live Free/Die (8:39) FXM Presents
The A-Team (2010): Soldiers fight to clear names. lv
Fox News
Huckabee
Justice With Judge Jeanine
Geraldo at Large NEW
Fox Sports 1 Lacrosse LIVE
Supercross: Monster Energy AMA Supercross at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis. LIVE
FX
(7:00) Rio (2011): Two birds are
Rio (2011): A rare bird named Blu (voice of Jesse Eisenberg) is brought to Rio de Janeiro to
kidnapped.
mate with a female (voice of Anne Hathaway) of his species.
FXX
G4
Golf
42E
S
M
M
M Super 8
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
Web Soup
Web Soup
Golf Central LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: Valero Texas Open third-round play. Taped.
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Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Mind of a Man dl
Mind of a Man dl
(7:00) Meet My Mom (2010): A mother
falls for a soldier.
HBO
8:30pm
7:30pm
9:00pm
8:00pm
PRIMETIME
EASTERN
9:30pm
8:30pm
1 vs 100
SATURDAY 3/29
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9:00pm
1 vs 100
When Calls the Heart: Abigail lets go of her grief

M Just Desserts (2004): Lauren Holly stars
M
and imagines a future with Bill. NEW
as a Manhattan pastry chef.
M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an abrasive Boston cop to take down S Boxing: Kovalev vs.Agnew 03292014
a powerful drug lord. R
Live. LIVE
M (7:00) Dennis/Menace: Walter Matthau. M (8:45) Parental Guidance (2012): Grandparents learn new tricks. M Apollo 13
M (7:25) Dream House (2011): A maniac M Oblivion (2013): A repairman works on a deserted Earth and encounters a mysterious woman
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
threatens a family. PG-13
in a space pod. In time, he learns that history has been distorted by the ruling powers that be. PG-13
Game of Thrones: Edmure meets his bride.
Vice: Shane Smith goes

to Greenland.
HGTV
Property Brothers: Parents of twin babies have run Property Brothers: A modern house is sought by a
out of space in their cramped condo.
couple who have been renting.
History
Pawn Stars: A Silent

Scope arcade game.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files NEW

Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Scarface (1983): A refugee turns drug lord in Miami after leaving Cuba. Inspired by actual events. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Who the (Bleep) v

Who/Did I Marry
Fatal Vows: A couple's open marriage. sv
Zoe Gone (2014): A baby is kidnapped from a park when the child's teen mom becomes too
distracted reading text messages from her ex-boyfriend to pay attention to her little girl. v NEW
LMN
The Ghost Inside My Child: A boy has night terrors

about drowning. v
Celebrity Ghost Stories: Pam Grier. NEW
spoof of teen horror films. Shawn Wayans.
and ruined his credit rating with a huge spending spree.
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Drugs Inc.: Drug trafficking in Miami is examined.
d
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
To Be Announced
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic

night.
Boardwalk Empire: Chalky goes on the lam with

Daughter following a close call.
HBO2
More Max
10:30pm
9:30pm
Pawn Stars l
Pawn Stars: A jet pack.

l
Pawn Stars: A Beatles

management contract.
House Hunters Renovation: A home search in

California. NEW
Pawn Stars: A rare
guitar. l
M
M
(10:31) Pawn Stars

l
Forensic Files NEW
Fatal Vows dlv NEW
M The Wrong Woman (2013): A woman

doubts her innocence. dlv
Reincarnated: Past Lives: A woman recalls her

past life as a circus performer. l NEW
M (7:30) Scary Movie (2000): Raunchy M Identity Thief (2013): A Denver businessman chases an Orlando thief who stole his identity
Ridiculousness l
MSNBC Documentary
Vampires Suck: Matt Lanter. dlv
NatGeoWild Incred. Dr. Pol: Animals at the county fair. l

The Incredible Dr. Pol l NEW
Shear Madness: A shearing device is set up. NEW
NBCSN
World Series of Fighting World Series of Fighting
World Series of Fighting 9: MMA action in Las Vegas is headlined by Carl vs. Palhares for
Future Champs NEW
Future Champs NEW
the welterweight title. Also: Moraes vs. Rettinghouse for the inaugural bantamweight title. LIVE
Nickelodeon Sam & Cat

Haunted Hathaways
OWN
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's l
Oxygen
The Thundermans
The Thundermans
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's dl NEW
M The Princess Diaries (2001): In this modern-day fable, a European queen travels to San
Francisco to find her long-lost granddaughter and groom her for the throne.
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
(7:00) The Longest Yard (2005):
Cons vs. guards in football is the matchup. PG-13
Showtime 2
(8:20) Quartet (2012): A group of retired opera stars stage an

Welcome to the Punch R annual benefit concert to cover the fees for their rest home. PG-13
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
TMC
TNT
M
M (6:40)
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Full House
Full House
Deion's Family Playbook: Deion's rough schedule
lands him in the hospital. NEW
The Princess Diaries (2001): Gawky

teen learns she's royal.
How It's Made

How It's Made
Outrageous Acts: The Mexican firework hammer.
Crash (2004): In present-day Los Angeles, a dozen people experience different forms
of racism that adversely affect their lives. R
Auction Hunters NEW

Auction Hunters NEW
Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo uses his wiles to
restore order to Florence. NEW
M The Impossible (2012): A tsunami

separates a family. PG-13
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo restores order to
Florence; Pope Sixtus recruits powerful allies.
M (6:30) The Big Lebowski (1998): M Margin Call (2011): Investment-firm analyst Peter Sullivan (Zachary Quinto) uncovers
disturbing information that could put his company in jeopardy. l
Comedy about a slacker. ls
M (7:00) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans M 30 Days of Night (2007): An army of vampires descend on a small Alaskan town to stage a
(2009): Vampires vs. werewolves.
blood orgy. Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny Huston, Ben Foster. Directed by David Slade.
S (6:00) NCAA S NCAA Basketball Tournament: An Elite 8 game. LIVE
Tournament LIVE
M His Girl Friday (1940): An editor tries to keep his ace reporter (also his ex-wife) from M Shock Corridor (1963): A reporter
remarrying in an attempt to win her back.
feigns insanity.
48 Hours Hard Evidence: A couple are assassinated 48 Hours Hard Evidence: A wife is killed and her
in Wisconsin. v NEW
husband is the suspect. v NEW
Deadly Sins lsv NEW
M (6:55) Sahara (2005): Explorer looks M No Tell Motel (2012): Andrew MacFarlane, Angel McCord, Chelsey M High Tension:
Reist. lv
Ccile de France.
for treasure in Africa. PG-13
M (5:00) Lord of/Rngs: 2 (2002): M The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003): Frodo (Elijah Wood) is
Frodo continues on his quest. v
tempted by the power of the ring in the Oscar-winning finale of the trilogy. v
Travel
Ghost Adventures: The guys step back in time to

the Wild West while in Santa Clarita, Cal.
Ghost Adventures: Zak, Nick and Aaron visit the

Fort MacArthur Museum. NEW
Ghost Adventures: A search for the ghost of

American poet Robinson Jeffers (1887-1962).
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Amazing Race: The racers visit Sri Lanka. NEW
Gilligan's Island
(8:36) Gilligan's Island
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Survivor: Another castaway is voted out. NEW
(9:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank turns 65,
but Ray has no gift at his party. Peter Boyle.
Lizard Lick Tow l

Safecrackers, The
Amazing Race: The racers visit Sri Lanka.
(9:48) Everybody Loves (10:24) Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
USA
Modern Family: Manny's Modern Family: Haley

date gets a makeover.
takes her driver's test.
Modern Family: Claire's

elaborate Halloween.
Modern Family: Jay

Modern Family dl
marks another birthday.
VH1
WE tv
The Greatest: Conclusion. Top pranks.

Will & Grace: Dylan
Will & Grace: Grace's
McDermott guest stars. mom visits.
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003): A kid's rap act irks his dad. dlv
Will & Grace: Jack gives Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?: Joan decides
mom visits.
Grace advice. d
to make a sex tape. NEW
Modern Family: Alex

goes to her first prom.

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8:30pm
7:30pm
ABC
America's Funniest Home Videos:

Clips include a salute to hopping
dogs; farm mishaps. NEW
BROADCAST
Once Upon a Time v NEW
Resurrection: Bellamy searches for
Caleb with help from Sheriff Fred.
v NEW
CBS
60 Minutes NEW
The Amazing Race: All-Stars l
The CW
Fox
Local Programming
Bob's Burgers:
American Dad!
The Belchers take dlsv
a train. NEW
NEW
Simpsons: Homer Family Guy: Peter Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: A

becomes a World takes up
journey back to 1809. NEW
Cup ref. NEW
smoking. NEW
Local Programming
ION
Leverage: Nate helps a horse trainer.

lv
Leverage: The crew battles an

avaricious real-estate baron. lv
Leverage: The high-tech Robin Hoods

try to rout a crooked judge. lv
Leverage: Nate and Co. target a

Serbian adoption agency. lv
American Dream Builders: Two midcentury modern abodes are turned

into dream homes. l NEW
Believe: A dragnet closes in as Tate

helps Bo. NEW
Crisis v NEW
Masterpiece Classic: Season 2 of "Mr. Selfridge" opens with the London

store celebrating its fifth anniversary. NEW
NEW

NBC
The Voice: A recap of the battle
round. l NEW
PBS
Nature: A look at plants. Included:

How they "talk" to allies.
Call the Midwife: Jenny tries to help

a couple. NEW
Univision
Aqu y ahora
Nuestra Belleza Latina

Duck Dynasty
Duck Dynasty
CABLE
Duck Dynasty
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
(10:01) Revenge: Emily looks into a

mystery from the past. NEW
The Good Wife: Alicia enlists Cary as The Mentalist: Jane sets a trap for a
her lawyer when Dubeck wants her to group of art thieves; Lisbon forms a
participate in a deposition. NEW
bond with an agent. lv NEW
Sal y pimienta
A&E
Duck Dynasty
ABC Family
M (5:30) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 (2010): Harry M Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011): Harry Potter
Duck Dynasty: A family reunion is

planned by the Robertsons.
Duck Dynasty
Duck Dynasty
must destroy Voldemort and end his reign of terror. v
faces Voldemort in a final showdown between good and evil. lv
AMC
The Walking Dead: A place for a new

shelter is found. lv
The Walking Dead: Faith becomes a

survival tool for some. lv
The Walking Dead: Rick faces sheer

brutality. lv NEW
(10:01) Talking Dead: The "A"

episode is discussed. lv NEW
Animal
Planet
To Be Announced
Ice Cold Gold
Ice Cold Gold
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BET
M (6:30) Red Dragon (2002): Ex-FBI agent tracks a killer.

M (5:30) Daddy's/Girls: BET Awards 2013 d
M Silence/Lambs (1991): An FBI trainee hunts a killer.
BIO
Bravo
Breaking the Magician's Code


(9:01)
(9:31) The Real Housewives of
(10:31)
Housewives/Atl. Atlanta
Housewives/Atl.
A divorc falls for a lawyer. dl
Cartoon
Cinemax
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central

NEW
M (6:00) Diary/Wimpy Kid Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! King of the Hill King of the Hill Bob's Burgers: Bob's Burgers
(2010): Boy deals with middle school.
Bob fires his kids. dl

M (6:20) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A farmer M (8:15) Big Momma's House 2 (2006): An FBI M The Dark Knight Rises
fights giants. PG-13
agent dons a fat suit to go undercover as a nanny. PG-13 (2012): Batman fights Bane. PG-13
Cops Reloaded
Cops Reloaded
M The Rock (1996): Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage take on terrorists at Alcatraz. Ed Harris.
Til Debt Do Us
CNN Special
(5:30)
Liar Liar
On the Money
American Greed: Scams

Death Row Stories
Death Row Stories NEW
Dumb and Dumber (1994): Two inept pals become embroiled in a kidnapping plot
when they try to return a briefcase to a lovely woman, who left it in an airport...on purpose.

Chicagoland
Amy Schumer/Sex: Comedian Amy
Schumer performs. l
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Eat St.
Eat St.
Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou
Untold/E.R.: A boy is hit in the head.
Jessie: Jessie
I Didn't Do It
tries to impress.
Cheap Bites
The Best Thing
Unique Eats
Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou
Naked and Afraid l NEW
Untold Stories of the E.R.
Untold/E.R.: A nurse collapses.
Despicable Me (2010): A man tries to steal the moon with the help
of an army of minions, but three orphans thwart his plans.
Unique Sweets
Freshman Class
Naked NEW
Untold Stories: Sex-related injuries.
Jessie: Debby
Dog With a Blog:
Ryan.
G. Hannelius.
Disney XD
E!
Mr. Young
Mr. Young
Total Divas: Season 2 begins.
Kick Buttowski
Kick Buttowski
Randy Cunningha Phineas and Ferb
Total Divas: Brie wants a tour bus for Total Divas: Summer Rae makes an
Daniel Bryan.
instant enemy of Brie. NEW
SlugTerra
Eric & Jessie
Brown, Elisabeth Shue, Lisa Banes, Laurence Luckinbill, Kelly Lynch. R
Biopic of a Vietnam veteran. R
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
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Zack & Cody

Chrisley Knows
Best NEW
M (6:20) The Transporter M 21 Jump Street (2012): Two youthful cops go undercover at a local M (9:50) Platoon
high school to investigate a dangerous drug ring. R
Courier takes on a slave ring. PG-13
(1986): The diary of a Vietnam GI. R
(6:30) Baseball Tonight LIVE
S MLB Baseball: Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego. LIVE
S NCAA Women's Bask. Tournament: A regional semifinal. LIVE College GameDay LIVE
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Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Party Down
Party Down
M (6:00) AntiTrust: A M Cocktail (1988): Tom Cruise as a cocky bartender. Bryan
M (9:45) Born 4th July:
man discovers a conspiracy. PG-13
Food
Chopped: Part 3 of 5. Comics compete Food Court Wars: Waffles vs.

in the "Tournament of Stars."
sandwiches. NEW
Chopped: Part 4 of 5. A "Tournament

of Stars" continues. NEW
Cutthroat Kitchen: The first challenge

involves pesto pasta. NEW
M
S
Fox Movies
(6:00) Mr. Popper's
Ice Age 3 (2009): Animals find a new world.
Ice Age 3 (2009)
Fox News
Fox Report Sunday
Huckabee
The Kelly File
Fox Sports 1 NASCAR NEW
UFC Ultimate
UFC Presents Anthony Pettis NEW
WPT Alpha8 NEW
Ult. Fighter lv
FX
(6:03) Thor (2011): Thor fights to save
(8:42) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is
humanity by battling a destructive force. v
transformed into a superhero, and he uses his newfound abilities to protect America. v
FXX
G4
Golf
44E
M
M
M (6:00) Hall Pass
M The Other Guys (2010): Dim detectives work a case. dlv
OtherGuy
That's Tough
That's Tough
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Web Soup
Web Soup
S LPGA Tour Golf: Kia Classic final-round play. LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: Valero Texas Open final-round play. Taped.
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Highlights
Eastern
Central
7:00pm
6:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Shop NEW
Shop NEW
(6:00) Just Desserts
(2004): Costas Mandylor stars.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
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6:30pm
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8:00pm
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Newlywed Game
Newlywed Game
Newlywed Game
Newlywed Game
Hawaii Life: A
Colorado couple.
Hawaii Life
Living Alaska
Living Alaska
M A Crush on You (2011): Secret-admirer e-mails go to the wrong When Calls the Heart: Abigail lets go
M
woman, whose coworker was the intended recipient.
of her grief.
M (6:45) Mama (2013): A couple face a dark force M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an
Vice
after adopting their two orphaned nieces. PG-13
abrasive Boston cop to take down a powerful drug lord. R
M Ice Age 4 (2012): Manny and pals face pirates. Anna Deavere M 42 (2013): Biopic of Jackie Robinson.
M (5:25) M (7:15) The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) M Gangster Squad (2013): An elite police squad fights to save the
Admission PG-13 Magicians battle it out in a fight to stay relevant. PG-13 city of Los Angeles from a power-hungry East Coast mobster. R
M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an attempt to rekindle a
M
Prometheus R
romance with a married woman. PG-13
HGTV
House Hunters
House Hunters
International
History
American Pickers: A 1944 HarleyDavidson is found in Arkansas.
Ax Men l
HLN
IFC
M (5:00) The Departed (2006): Cop
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Caribbean Life
NEW
infiltrates a Boston gang. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Dateline on ID
Caribbean Life
NEW
Ax Men l
NEW
NEW
No Man's Land: Jason loses his water

supply. lv NEW
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
(8:15) No Country for Old Men (2007): Coen Brothers' mesmerizing crime opus about a
Texan (Josh Brolin) who finds a fortune in drug loot. Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. lv
Dateline on ID NEW
Unusual Suspects v NEW
On the Case With Paula Zahn v
M The Ugly Truth (2009): Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler star as Drop Dead Diva: Jane prepares for a To Be Announced
television personalities who debate gender stereotypes. d
date with Grayson. l NEW
M (6:00) Montana Sky (2007) M Escape From Polygamy (2013): Two teens in love try to escape
M Winter's Bone (2010): An
Three half sisters meet. v
from a polygamous community where their relationship is forbidden. ds
Ozarks teen seeks her dad. dv
M (6:50) The World Is Not Enough (1999): James Bond
M Die Another Day (2002): James Bond battles a madman who
protects an heiress from a terrorist. Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau.
has a space-based weapon with the help of an enigmatic female spy.
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness
Ridiculousness
To Be Announced
MSNBC Documentary
Wicked Tuna: The fleet battle for
leadership of the scoreboard. NEW
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness
Ridiculousness
MSNBC Documentary
Alaska Fish Wars: Dino is stranded
without help. l NEW
NatGeoWild Big Sur: Wild California

NBCSN
NHL Live LIVE
America's Greatest Animals: America's most iconic animals. v
Nickelodeon (5:30) Drake

SpongeBob Sq.
OWN
Oprah's Lifeclass: Author Bren
Brown discusses bravery.
To Be Announced
Oprah Prime
Oprah Prime NEW
Snapped: The death of an Ohio man

by antifreeze poisoning.
Snapped: A bizarre bombing and a

body in a freezer.
M
House of Lies
lv
M (5:30) Lincoln (2012):
MythBusters: An out-of-control car.

Shameless: Fiona violates her
probation. ls
MythBusters NEW
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Shameless: Fiona is hauled away to a House of Lies
House of Lies
correctional facility. lsv NEW
lsv NEW
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Snapped
Science
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How It's Made

(5:30)
Impossible PG-13
Showtime 2
How It's Made
The Rise of the Black Wolf

NHL Overtime
NHL Top 10
LIVE
See Dad Run
Instant Mom Full House

Lindsay l NEW
Snapped
M Original Sin (2001): Romance, deceit and mystery in 1880s Cuba. M Biutiful (2009): A criminal
Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie, Thomas Jane, Jack Thompson. R
learns he's dying. R
Spike
Starz
Bar Rescue dl
(6:15) Grown Ups 2 (2013):
High-school friends reunite. PG-13
Bar Rescue l
Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo
restores order to Florence.
Bar Rescue l NEW

Catch NEW
Catch/Contract.
Mortal Inst. (2013): An
NYC teen battles demons. PG-13
Sundance
The Red Road: Jean's emotional

instability. lsv
The Red Road: Harold feels

compromised. lv
The Red Road: A newly informed

Kopus heads to Brooklyn. lv
Gay cowboys fall in love. lsv
Durward: A Scottish knight woos.
falls for an aspiring Broadway singer.
My Five Wives d
Long Island
Medium l
Lincoln works to ban slavery. PG-13
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
TMC
TNT
M
M Brokeback Mountain
M (6:30) 30 Days of Night (2007): An army of vampires descend on a M Let Me In (2010): Bullied 12-year-old Owen (Kodi Smit-McPhee)
small Alaskan town to stage a blood orgy. Josh Hartnett, Melissa George.
befriends his mysterious neighbor Abby (Chloe Moretz).
M (6:00) Anchorman: The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang
Theory dl
Theory dl
Theory dl
Theory dl
Theory l
Theory dl
Spoof of 1970s TV newscasts.
M (6:15) Quentin
M Born to Dance (1936): A sailor on leave in New York City M I Dood It (1943): A
Long Island
Medium l
L. I. Medium
NEW
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L. I. Medium
NEW
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M (7:10) The Words (2012): A writer finds a manuscript and passes M Silver Linings Playbook (2012): A bipolar man bonds with a
it off as his own, but he soon experiences a crisis of conscience. PG-13
promiscuous widow and offers to be her partner for a dance competition. R
M National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007): Nicolas Cage returns in this formulaic
M (10:32)
M (5:00) Pirates/
Caribb.: Pirate retrieves ship. dv
sequel about a race to find an ancient city of gold. Jon Voight, Harvey Keitel, Ed Harris. v
Travel
Hotel Impossible: Anthony travels to

Juneau, Alaska.
Mysteries at the Museum: Included: a Mysteries at the Museum: The host

poker chip.
investigates a fire.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
M (6:00) Thelma & Louise: Susan Sarandon.
truTV Top Funniest
truTV/Funniest: A go-kart is towed.

World's Dumbest dlv
World's Dumbest dlv
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002): Mother-daughter strife.
(7:54) Gilligan's
(8:27) Gilligan's
Everybody Loves (9:36) Every./
(10:12) Every./Raymond: Ray takes
Island
Island
Raymond
Raymond
charge of the checkbook.
(6:49) Gilligan's
Island
(7:21) Gilligan's
Island
Nat'l Treasure
Church Secrets and Legends: A story

on Scientology. NEW
USA
NCIS: An explosion on a Navy ship is

investigated.
NCIS: Ducky and Jimmy disappear.

dlv
NCIS: A marine's death in

Afghanistan is investigated.
NCIS: Tony's father visits him at

Christmas.
VH1
WE tv
100 Greatest Songs of the 90s

Law & Order: Detectives investigate
a violinist's murder.

Law & Order: The detectives
investigate a prisoner's murder.
Basketball Wives LA dlv

Law & Order: A murder case also
involves adoption.
Fabulous Life: Beyonc and Jay-Z.

Law & Order: A former Black Panther
stands trial for murder.
M Mad Max/Thund. (1985): A cop battles an evil ruler. v
M A Few Good Men
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MARCH 31
HIGHLIGHTS
Friends Forever
THE BEEK IS back! After a hilarious turn as himself on ABCs Dont
Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, James Van Der Beek is sticking
with the yuks in Friends With Better Lives, a new comedy about a
group of palsincluding Entourages Kevin Connolly and model
Brooklyn Deckerwho are all over the romantic map. Just dont
ask him about the Dawsons Creek theme songcause thats no
laughing matter! Damian Holbrook
So, do you have friends with better lives? There are things
about your own life that go unappreciated, and there are things
about other peoples lives where you go, Hmmmthat would be
nice. But you know, I think the grass is always greener.
Before Dont Trust the B----, did you ever see yourself getting
into comedy? If you had asked me 10 years ago, I would
probably have said no way. But I have a lot of fun
with it. And the live-audience thing is cool,
because it keeps you honest.
What is the weirdest thing a fan has
asked you to sign? Any time you sign
skin is always weird. Clothing is very
weird. Because you have to wash
that at some point, right?
Did you have a TV hero growing up? Mandy Patinkin was
my hero. I used to watch
Chicago Hope, and he was
so good in that. I actually
wanted to be Mandy
Patinkin, but then I got
famous at 20 and totally
blew that. [Laughs]
Do you ever hear the
Dawsons Creek theme
song, I Dont Want to
Wait, and go into seizures?
[Laughs] I actually do have a weird
kind of PTSD whenever I hear it. I still feel
the need to hide. When Im in my living room
watching football and that commercial with itits
for some beercomes on, I start to feel like I need
to crawl under the cushions. I need to get some
therapy for that.
FRIENDS WITH
BETTER LIVES
Series Premiere
9/8c, CBS
My character, Will, is that guy who was happily

married, thought hed be married forever, then
is thrust back into the single life, Van Der Beek
says. He hasnt had to ask a woman out since
before the invention of the text message
Photograph by Maarten de Boer
Bizarre Foods America

9/8c, Travel Channel Because
Canada is in North America,
the shows name still applies:
Andrew Zimmern jets off to
Vancouver to discover the joys
of bull kelp and blood sausage
made with pig heads.
The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills 9/8c, Bravo
The three-part finale wraps
up with the moment that
weve all been waiting for:
Lisa on the hot seat and facing the combined furies of
Yolanda, Brandi and Kyle.
Trust us, Andy Cohen will be
earning his keep tonight!
MATTS
PICK
The Numbers
Game 9:30/
8:30c, National
Geographic
Numbers-obsessed scientist
Jake Porway attempts to reveal the underlying statistics
to everyday scams like boardwalk Spin n Win games.
House of Food 10/9c, MTV

Think Top Chef for the millennial set: Eight untrained cooks
are picked to live in a house
and compete in a series of
challenges for the opportunity
to apprentice with some of
Los Angeles finest chefs.
SERIES PREMIERE
Chozen 10:30/9:30c, FX
Chozens entire postprison
journey has led to tonights
big battle with Phantasm at a
huge summer music festival.
Hopefully his preparation has
included more than watching
Eminems 8 Mile on a loop.
SEASON FINALE
Tonights
Highlights
8:30pm
7:30pm
9:00pm
8:00pm
PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
9:30pm
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BROADCAST
Dancing With the Stars: Another elimination occurs after the third week of performances. l LIVE
Mom NEW
MONDAY 3/31
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
(10:01) Castle: A body is found in a building fire,

but the cause of death turns out to be a gunshot
wound. lv
Intelligence lv NEW
CBS
How I Met Your Mother: Series finale. We learn

what the gang did in the years between Barney
and Robins wedding in 2013 and 2030. NEW
Friends With Better

Lives dl NEW
The CW
Star-Crossed: Grayson relies on Emily, which puts

her relationship with Roman on hold. NEW
The Tomorrow People: Stephens brother

disappears. lv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
Bones: The team must identify the remains of a

cremated body. dlv NEW
The Following: Ryan and Mike investigate another

massacre they think is linked to Joe Carroll. lv
Local Programming
ION
Criminal Minds: A gang of killers attacks a new

victim every night. lv
Criminal Minds: A killer in Tampa is hunted.

lv
Criminal Minds: College students are targeted by a

killer in San Diego. lv
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A doctor's

murder is investigated. dlsv
Local Programming
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A prostitute

claims that she killed in self-defense. dlsv
NEW
NBC
The Voice l NEW
PBS
Antiques Roadshow: Part 1 of 3 in Kansas City

features an 1891 badge. NEW

features a circa 1930 painting.
Independent Lens: The struggles of a small-town

high-school basketball team. NEW
Univision
(7:00) De que te quiero, te quiero
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Jase


CABLE
To Be Announced
ABC Family
AMC
(10:01) The Blacklist v NEW
Duck Dynasty: Si

dlsv NEW
M Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011): War rages as Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) attempts to destroy the last remaining pieces
of Voldemort's soul and defeat the villain once and for all. In the process, however, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. lv
M (7:30) John Q (2002): A man (Denzel Washington) takes hostages in an ER to get an
M Shooter (2007): A former Marine is
operation for his son. Earnest but implausible. Robert Duvall, James Woods. lv
framed for a political assassination attempt.
Animal
Planet
River Monsters: Unhooked: Behind-the-scenes of a River Monsters: Unhooked: A trip to Australia to

journey to southern Africa.
catch a rare shark in the Fitzroy River.

the team into two groups. l
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: Jeremy tests a Ferrari F12.

New York Undercover
Top Gear NEW

New York Undercover
Top Gear: The guys build a hovercraft.

New York Undercover
BIO
Bravo
First/Killers: A talk with Ronald DeFeo. v

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: An episode
featuring social-media content.
Amityville: A Ronald DeFeo Jr. interview. v

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Conclusion.
The Beverly Hills wives reunite. NEW
The Lust Killer: Profiling Jerome Brudos. dl

Southern Charm: The gang attends a white-tie
Carolina Day bash. NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
King/Hill dls
(6:30) Stoker:
Mia Wasikowska. R
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes of Hazzard
Anderson Cooper 360
Futurama
Futurama: The hunt for
a space whale.
To Be Announced
South Park: A first kiss South Park: Cartman
for Butters. l
starts a business. l

Don Lemon Show LIVE Making the Case NEW
South Park: Stan's
want to be wrestlers.
stuck in a rut. l
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Epic Homes: A tour of private island paradises.
Epic Homes NEW
Fast N' Loud: The guys overhaul a Jeep. NEW
Dr. G: Med/Exam: A woman is found dead.
Trauma: Life in the E.R.
Geek Charming (2011): A snobbish girl (Sarah Hyland) is the subject of a film geek's
documentary in hopes it will help her popularity.
Restaurant Takeover NEW

Epic Homes: Beach homes that stand out.
Lords/Hoards: Two 1955 Pontiac Chieftains. NEW
When Surgical Tools Get Left Behind
Good Luck C.: Teddy
Jessie: Jessie joins a
throws a slumber party. comedy class.
Disney XD
E!

(7:00) E! News
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
M
NEW
Encore
King of the Hill l

The Cleveland Show
Cleveland Show NEW
(8:15) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012): Sean travels to a
lost island with his stepfather. PG
Crash & Bernstein

Married to Jonas
Lab Rats
To Be Announced
Lab Rats
Family Guy NEW

Rick and Morty NEW
Armageddon (1998): An asteroid
threatens Earth. PG-13
Lab Rats
Lab Rats
M Hard to Kill (1990): In a coma for seven years, a presumed- M (9:40) Unforgiven (1990): An ex-gunslinger is lured into a
dead detective vows to avenge the murders of his wife and son. R
bounty hunt strictly for the money, put up by prostitutes. R
S (7:30) NCAA Women's Bask. Tournament: A regional final. LIVE S NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament: Regional final. LIVE
S (7:00) MLB Baseball: Colorado at Miami. LIVE
S MLB Baseball LIVE
Psych
Psych
Psych
M Amelie (1961): Story of an orphan (Marie-Jose Nat) who finds she is losing her lover M (10:05) Venus (2006): An aged
(Jean Sorel) to a flirtatious circus girl. Emanuelle: Sophie Daumier. Fany: Clotilde Joano. NR
actor woos a teen woman. R
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Places that serve

great food at all hours are featured.
Mystery Diners: A
dinner theater. NEW
Worst Cooks in America: The winner is named in

M
M
S
S
M
M Wanted (2008): A wimpy account manager (James McAvoy) is recruited into a secret society of assassins. lsv
Mystery Diners
Fox Movies
(7:00) The Big Year: Steve Martin. l
The Big Year (2011): Three bird-watchers compete to spot the most species. l
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Hannity NEW
Fox Sports 1
Boxing: Julian Williams vs. Freddy Hernandez in a middleweight bout in Boston. Taped.
MLB Whiparound LIVE
FX
(7:00) X-Men: First Class (2011): Prof. Xavier (James McAvoy) and Magneto assemble a
Archer NEW
Chozen: Season finale.
team of superpowered mutants to save mankind from nuclear annihilation. lv
NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
Airwolf
Big Break Florida
Heroes
Big Break Florida NEW
Wanted
Heroes
Feherty: Golfer Matt Kuchar. NEW
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PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Mary Ellen searches for her husband, Middle: Frankie argues
with a teacher. l
who may be alive. Judy Norton-Taylor.
HBO
(7:25) Taken 2 (2012): A man must save

his family. PG-13
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
7:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Family Feud
Middle: Spring cleaning
makes trouble. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Bebe Neuwirth
reappears as Lilith.
Family Feud
Frasier: Celebrity
delights Niles.
M
M Prison Terminal/Jack Hall (2013):
M (9:45) U. of Ghetto Klown: The
Director: Edgar Barens.
Sing Sing NEW
actor's one-man show.
M (7:00) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012): Bilbo Baggins goes on a quest.
M Drive Me Crazy: Melissa Joan Hart.
The Sopranos: Loyalty to Tony reaches a critical
Vice: Shane Smith goes M Snitch (2013): A father infiltrates a drug cartel in order to save his
stage for those within his sphere of influence. to Greenland.
son from a 10-year prison sentence.
M Now You See Me (2013): Four magicians shower their fans in cash stolen from corrupt
business leaders and hoodwink the FBI agent who's on the case. PG-13
HGTV
Love It or List It: A run-down bungalow doesn't

feel like home to a woman.
Love It or List It: Owners of a Victorian home

that's in a central location. NEW
House Hunters: A news

anchor in Fargo, N.D.
History
Swamp People lv
Swamp People lv
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast
HLN
IFC
M Up in Smoke (1978): Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong wrote and star in this farce about M (9:45) Beerfest (2006): Men drink
Nancy Grace NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
two eccentrics searching for some potent marijuana. Stacy Keach, Strother Martin, Edie Adams. l
for America. lsv
20/20 on ID NEW
Stalked dv NEW
Ice Cold Killers dv

To Be Announced

to Vevey, Switzerland.
RightThisMinute NEW
Stalked v
M A Nanny's Revenge (2012): A woman vows revenge against a wealthy contractor who is
M A Sister's Secret (2009): An employee
responsible for her parents' deaths. dv
plots revenge against an executive. v
M (7:00) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A M Constantine (2005): A man guides a cop through a world of demons and angels. Stylized
farmer fights giants.
but muddled. Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou.

Teen Mom 3 l
Brain Games: Illusions
Brain Games: Color is
are explored.
the topic.

Teen Mom 3 l
None of the Above: A
Numbers Game: Stats
tablecloth trick. NEW
on gullibility. NEW

House of Food: Series premiere. NEW
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: A journey back to
1809.
NatGeoWild Caught in Act: An act of octopus cannibalism.

Jobs That Bite!: A lion gets a physical exam. l
NBCSN
(7:30) NHL Hockey: Teams to be announced. LIVE
Jobs That Bite!: Bees are relocated.

NHL Overtime LIVE
Show NEW

Full House
OWN
Full House
Lindsay l
Oxygen
Full House
Full House
M Freedom Writers (2007): Hilary Swank stars in this fact-based story of an idealistic teacher at a tough high school M Sleeping/
in California who tries to inspire her troubled students through journal writing. Patrick Dempsey, Scott Glenn, Imelda Staunton.
Science
Showtime
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Full House
Beyond the Wormhole: Aliens' thinking skills.

Beyond the Wormhole: Topic: dark matter.
Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility; House of Lies: A tragic
House of Lies: A tragic
Frank wakes up from his operation. lsv
event occurs. lsv
event occurs. lsv
Enemy: Julia Roberts.
Beyond the Wormhole NEW

Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility;
M On the Road (2012): An aspiring writer hits the road with a charismatic ex-con and the
M (10:05) The Canyons (2013): A man
latter's wife in a bid to experience true freedom. R
M G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009): Military unit saves the world from a corrupt arms dealer and a nefarious organization known as Cobra. lv
M (7:15) 50 First Dates (2004): A gal M Iron Man 3 (2013): Iron Man battles an enigmatic terrorist called the Mandarin with the help
with no memory is wooed. PG-13
of Col. James Rhodes and a precocious young boy. PG-13
Sundance
Law & Order: A woman involved in a 1971 crime is

found. Mary-Joan Negro. lv
Loredana, Esq.: A client is stabbed six times during Law & Order: Van Buren shoots a teen during a
a dispute. lv NEW
holdup. S. Epatha Merkerson. dlv
Syfy
Bitten: Elena goes against her Alpha when she

embraces her killer instinct to free Clay. NEW
Being Human: Moving day arrives for the roomies.

NEW
Lost Girl: Bo is uncertain about assuming her role

in a prophecy. NEW
TBS
Family Guy: Peter is

paralyzed. dlsv
Family Guy: Brian

chases after Lois.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
TCM
Eva Marie Saint: Live From the TCM Classic Film:

An interview with Eva Marie Saint. NEW
TLC
Here Comes Honey Boo

Boo l
TMC
Coach Carter (2005): A California high-school basketball coach (Samuel L. Jackson) teaches responsibility to a
cocky, undisciplined team. An inspiring but overly preachy fact-based drama. Rob Brown. Thomas Carter directed. PG-13
TNT
Castle: Encoded evidence sparks Castle's

imagination. v
Dallas: John Ross races to find funds to keep a

lease deal alive. dlsv NEW
(10:01) Dallas: John Ross races to find funds to

keep a lease deal alive. dlsv
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew visits Alaska's

Copper River Basin in the Season 6 premiere.
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew's discoveries in

Vancouver include box crab. NEW
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew explores Central

Florida. He eats frog legs in the Everglades.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Count It Down
Gilligan's Island

To Be Announced
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
Lizard Lick Tow l

Count It Down
Everybody Loves
Raymond
VH1
WE tv
Family Guy: It's Peter

vs. James Woods.

Boo l
Lizard Lick Tow l

Gilligan's Island
Basketball Wives LA lv NEW

CSI: Miami: A therapist's daughter dies and the
doctor's private files are stolen. dv

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The Big Bang Theory

dl
Big Bang Theory: Raj's

date ditches him. d
M On the Waterfront (1954): A dockworker and washed-up boxer struggles under the
"pier" pressure of mobsters who control the waterfront on which he works. A Best Picture winner.
Boo l
To Be Announced
Lizard Lick Tow NEW

Everybody Loves
Raymond

Boo l

Boo l
M Killing Them
(2012): Brad Pitt. R
Safecrackers, The
Everybody Loves
Raymond
T.I. and Tiny NEW

Black Ink Crew dl NEW
This Is Hot 97 l
CSI: Miami: Two men involved in a Miami fight
CSI: Miami: A teen is murdered in a trendy fashion
club are murdered in the Everglades. dv
boutique. dlv
APRIL 1
HIGHLIGHTS
ABOUT A BOY
9/8c, NBC
In tonights episode,
Marcus is rushed to the
hospital, which freaks
out Fiona (Driver,
with Stockham)
About a Girl
BEN COHEN/NBC
THE HEARTWARMING SITCOM About a Boy has been quietly

romancing viewers since its debut during the Winter Olympics.
And why not? The series, about floundering rich hipster Will
(David Walton) and his relationship with his new neighborssingle
mom Fiona (Minnie Driver) and her precocious 11-year-old son,
Marcus (Benjamin Stockham)is as charming as the book and
movie that inspired it. We talked to Oscar nominee Driver about
her new role and whats so special about the Boy. Aubry DArminio
Youve done some television but are primarily known for
your lm work. What made you want to join this show? It
was the best gig going. [Executive producer] Jason Katims is
just one of the most brilliant writers working today. And I love
the character. I love that shes so awed. I want to see that on
network televisiongreat, awed female characters. I dont
want her to be perky and perfect. God knows, thats not what
any of us really are.
How would you describe Fiona? Shes a very possessive parent.

She loves her hippie lifestyle, but she does shove it in peoples
faces a bit too muchas people who are extremists can do. So
shes kind of annoying, but shes also very kind and very funny.
Youre a mother yourself (to 5-year-old Henry). How would
you compare your parenting styles? Im not a helicopter
parent by any stretch of the imagination. I dont worry about
Henry the way Fiona worries about Marcus. But Im not surprised
that shes overprotectiveshes got this very sheltered boy whos
just ripe for Will to expose to the more flamboyant side of life.
What do you like to do with your son? Henry and I watch
cooking shows. Were obsessed with MasterChef.
Are you ever tempted to cook anything from that? He does
like to create his own mystery box [like on the show] out of
our pantry. He thinks thats really funny. Then we make a giant
soup out of everything that he puts in it. Thats fun. We dont
eat it, though!
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7:30pm
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Highlights
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. NEW
CBS
NCIS: Conclusion. A copycat of the Privileged Killer NCIS: Los Angeles: Hetty sends the team on a
is hunted in New Orleans. lv NEW
rescue mission to Afghanistan when she learns
that Kensi has disappeared. lv NEW
(10:01) Person of Interest lv NEW
The CW
The Originals: Rebekah gets locked up in a

sanatorium where she worked in 1919. lv

surprise. Meanwhile, Raven helps Abby. dlv
Local Programming
Fox
Glee dl NEW
The Mindy Project: Mindy tries to break things off

with Cliff to be with Danny. dl NEW
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ION
Criminal Minds: A legless body is found in the New Criminal Minds: Four men disappear in Oregon.
Mexico desert. v
v
MyNetworkTV Bones: A motorcycle racer is killed, and his body is

dumped in a national park. dlsv
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
BROADCAST
(9:31) Trophy Wife
(9:01) The Goldbergs
dl NEW
NEW
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Mind Games v NEW
The Listener: Tony revives an amnesiac (Rekha

Sharma) who nearly drowned. NEW
Bones: A dead hoops star is found under a set of

stadium bleachers. dlsv
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NBC
The Voice: The Battle Rounds continue. l NEW
(9:01) About a Boy: Will (9:31) Growing Up: Mel

takes Marcus to the ER. finds marijuana.
d NEW
dl NEW
Chicago Fire
PBS

Enlightenment era. NEW
The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama:

Recalling the lost world of the shtetl. NEW

Holocaust. NEW
Univision
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Storage Wars l

CABLE
Storage Wars: Ivy hires
a new employee. NEW
ABC Family
AMC
Storage Wars: A trip to

Mission Viejo, Cal.
Storage Wars
NEW
M (7:00) Another Cinderella Story (2008): Twisted: Whitney's mom arrives to take her
A teen loses her iPod at a dance. dl
daughter back to the city. lsv NEW
M (7:00) Shooter (2007): Scattershot actioner about an ex-Marine sniper (Mark Wahlberg)
Barry'd: Barry buys

vintage vice ads. NEW
Storage Wars
Twisted: Whitney's mom arrives to take her

daughter back to the city. lsv
Game of Arms NEW
who is recruited for a special op and finds himself involved in a presidential assassination attempt.
Animal
Planet
Great Barrier Reef: Documentary on Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
River Monsters: Unhooked: The South American

pacu is sought.
BBC Amer.
BET
The Blue Planet: Life in the frozen polar seas.

The Soul Man
Keyshia & Daniel:
Family First
Life: Reptiles and amphibians. NEW

Keyshia & Daniel:
Keyshia & Daniel:
Family First
Family First
Wild Things: Dominic hunts for a ghost bat. NEW

Keyshia & Daniel:
The Soul Man
Family First
BIO
Bravo
Mobsters: Joseph "Big Joey" Massino.

fight between Carole and Aviva.
Gangsters: Drug dealer Carlos Lehder.

The Real Housewives of New York City NEW
Gangsters: Drug trafficker Lisette Lee.

Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) Tombstone (1993): Retelling of the O.K. Corral shootout. Kurt Russell, Val
Kilmer, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe. R
Dukes of Hazzard
M Footloose (2011)
King of the Hill d
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
Family Guy dlsv
The Bourne Legacy (2012): A CIA superagent flees after being ordered eliminated. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
King/Hill: Randy Travis.
The Cleveland Show
Shark Tank: A seafood chef from Tennessee.

Anderson Cooper 360
Inside Amy Schumer
Tosh.0: Arizona State
dls
University. dl
Shark Tank: An Illinois perfume peddler.

Tosh.0: A look at a lousy Tosh.0 dl
school. dl
The Prot NEW

CNN Special Reports NEW
Tosh.0 dl NEW
Amy Schumer: Season 2
begins. dl NEW
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Freshman Class NEW

Restaurant Redemption
Monsters & Mys.: The legend of the Lechuza.
Mystery ER: A college student has a rash.
Good Luck Charlie:
Gravity Falls
Bridgit Mendler.
Throwdown/Flay
Brunch @ Bobby's NEW
Monsters & Mys.: Tales of alien encounters.
Amish Maa: Levi returns to Lancaster. NEW
Untold/E.R.: A father is stabbed. l
Babysittr/Vamp.
Austin & Ally: Ross
Vanessa Morgan. v
Lynch.
To Be Announced
Monsters & Mys.: Encounters with Batsquatch.
Clash/Ozarks: Crowbar prepares for war. NEW
132-lb. Scrotum: A man's enlarged scrotum.
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Phineas and Ferb
McClain.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
Married to Jonas
Pair of Kings
Pair of Kings
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami
Pair of Kings
To Be Announced
Encore
Enough (2002): A battered wife (Jennifer Lopez) fights back in this predictable cookiecutter revenge thriller. Billy Campbell, Juliette Lewis. Michael Apted directed.
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Zack & Cody

Married to Jonas
M
M The Grudge (2004): Nurse battles a
deadly curse in Tokyo. PG-13
S (7:00) NCAA W. Bask. LIVE
S NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament: A regional final in Palo Alto, Cal. LIVE
S NIT Basketball Tournament: A semifinal in New York City. LIVE
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Brew Dogs
M Seed of Chucky (2004): The evil doll (voice of Brad Dourif) and M Sleepy Hollow (1999): A detective is sent to probe a series
his bride terrorize Hollywood in this wooden horror yarn. Jennifer Tilly. R
Food
Chopped: Ingredients for a sophisticated brunch

are found in the baskets for each round.
of gruesome murders in which the victims' heads are missing. R
Chopped: Four former runners-up are given a shot

at redemption.
Fox Movies (7:43) FXM Presents

Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1
Rise As One WPT Alpha8: Final-table action in Hollywood, Fla.
Touch NEW
FX
(7:30) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is transformed
into a superhero, and he uses his newfound abilities to protect America. v
FXX
G4
Golf
50E
Pair of Kings
S
M
M (6:30) XXX: Vin Diesel. lsv
Chopped: Part 4 of 5. A "Tournament of Stars"

continues with four actors competing.
Hannity NEW
MLB Whiparound LIVE
Justied: Raylan applies pressure to every criminal
in Harlan to arrest Darryl. lv
Knight and Day (2010): A single woman meets a spy. lv

Airwolf
Heroes
Heroes
PGA Tour Classic: The final round of the 2013 Houston Open. D.A. Points won by a single shot.
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PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Minute to Win It NEW

The Waltons: Toni tells the Waltons she is Jewish
as the Baptist church reopens. Lisa Harrison.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
7:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
The Chase
The Middle: Mike
punishes Axl. l
The Middle: Frankie is

obsessed. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Dreams
dominate this episode.
Family Feud
Frasier: Laurie Metcalf
guest stars.
Beachfront Hunt: A
Louisiana couple.
Beachfront Bargain
Hunt
24/7 Pacquiao: Careers M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an attempt to rekindle a romance
M (6:30)
Trouble/Curve PG-13
since June 2012.
with a married woman. PG-13
M (7:00) My Favorite: Christopher Lloyd. M K-PAX (2001): A man claims he's an alien while being treated at a mental hospital.
The Sopranos: The series finale. Written and
M Promised Land (2012): A small-town schoolteacher launches a grassroots campaign against
directed by David Chase, the series' creator.
the representatives of an oil company, who want to buy the drilling rights for his community's land. R
M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an abrasive Boston cop to take down Real Time With Bill Maher
Hawaii Life: A couple
from Pittsburgh.
History
American Pickers: A rare 1935 Indian Chief

motorcycle is restored.
HLN
IFC
Nancy Grace NEW

RightThisMinute NEW
Halloween (2007): Director Rob Zombie pumps up the gore in this remake of John Carpenter's seminal slasher film
about a psycho who escapes from a psychiatric facility on Halloween night. Malcolm McDowell, Brad Dourif. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Very Bad Men NEW

Dance Moms
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Hawaii Life: Homes

close to the beach.
That's So House Hunters NEW
HGTV
American Pickers: A hot-rod frame is found in

Illinois.
American Pickers: The guys visit Dan Haggerty's

California home. l
Very Bad Men NEW
Redrum
Dance Moms NEW
Redrum v
RightThisMinute NEW
(10:15)
Halloween II lsv
Obsession: Dark Desires v

Kim of Queens NEW
M The Hand That Rocks the Cradle: A family hires a nanny to care for their newborn baby, not knowing that the woman Deadly Wives v
they have brought into their home is concealing her identity so that she can exact revenge on the babys mother.
M (7:15) Warm Bodies (2013): A zombie M The Godfather (1972): Best Picture chronicles the epic tale of a 1940's mobster
befriends a woman.
family in New York City, where the father builds an organized-crime empire.

Teen Mom 2 l
Total Riff Off: Part 1 of 3. Comedic commentary is
added to National Geographic shows. NEW

Teen Mom 2 l
Total Riff Off: Part 2 of 3. A "Man v. Monster"
skit is performed. NEW

Teen Mom 2 l NEW
Total Riff Off: Conclusion. "Swamp Men" and
"Alpha Dogs" skits are performed. NEW
NatGeoWild Animal Saved My Life

Animal Saved My Life
The Incredible Dr. Pol
NBCSN
(7:30) NHL Hockey: Flyers at Blues. LIVE
Incred. Dr. Pol: Animals treated include a cow.

NHL Overtime LIVE
NHL Rivals NEW

Full House
OWN
Haves/Have Nots: Amanda learns to be assertive;
Hanna awaits an update on Benny's condition.
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots l
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots dlv
Chasing Maria
Menounos NEW
Oxygen
Bad Girls All Star Battle So Social NEW
Bad Girls All Star Battle: Conclusion. A reunion

features the bad girls. NEW
Science
Showtime
The Unexplained Files: Declassied NEW

(6:30)
Sinister: Ethan Hawke. event occurs. lsv
Fringe
Close Encounters NEW
event occurs. lsv
Showtime 2 Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility; House of Lies: A tragic

event occurs. lsv
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Inside Comedy: Fred

Willard. d
Ink Master
(7:20) Secret Window (2004): A
man's accused of plagiarism. PG-13 NEW
Ink Master l NEW

M
M (6:30) All Good Things (2010): A man is M (8:45) Carrie (1976): A shy teenager, dominated by a fanatic mother, suffers at the
suspected of murder. lsv
hands of high-school bullies, whose mean pranks rile the teen. lsv
Face Off: A mutant challenge.
Face Off NEW
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory: A

tenured professorship.
TLC
TMC
TNT
Close Encounters
Inside Comedy: Fred
Willard. d
Varsity Blues (1999): A QB clashes

with his coach. R
Syfy
TCM
Celebrities: LuAnn de
Lesseps. NEW
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge NEW

The Big Bang Theory
dl
M The Disorderly Orderly (1964): Jerry Lewis runs amok in a hospital. Some hilarious
Cougar Town: Tom wins

a trivia game. NEW
The Big Bang Theory

l
moments. Susan Oliver, Glenda Farrell. Tuffington: Everett Sloane. Directed by Frank Tashlin.
(9:45) Sleeper (1973): A frozen

Woody Allen is revived in the future.
Abby & Brittany
Abby & Brittany
Abby & Brittany
19 Kids and Counting
Abby & Brittany
M The Brass Teapot (2012): A poor couple acquire a magical teapot that dispenses cash
M As Cool as I Am (2013): A teen seeks
whenever they're injured, with more grievous traumas yielding greater payoffs. R
emotional solace as her parents' marriage fails. R
S NBA Basketball: Houston at Brooklyn. The Rockets shoot for their 15th straight win in this series after blasting
S NBA
Brooklyn 114-95 on Nov. 29. Chandler Parsons shot 6-for-6 from beyond the arc en route to 21 points. LIVE
Bizarre Foods America: Surprising delicacies in
Virginia.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Jokers dl
Jokers dl NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
Modern Family
Chrisley Knows Best

NEW
VH1
WE tv
Black Ink Crew dl

Law & Order: A case involves a basketball star.
Kevin Daniels, James Rebhorn, Dorian Missick.
WGN America
52E
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: Andrew

takes a food tour of Finland.
Basketball LIVE
Travel
Modern Family
Modern Family

returns to his home state of Minnesota.
Carbonaro Effect NEW
M Dave
Booty Call (1997): Men seek intimate attention from their girlfriends. dls
Law & Order: A reality-TV cast member's death is Law & Order: A strangled woman's death leads to
investigated. Adam Trese, Walker White.
a past Bronx case. Peter Greene, Zach Grenier.
M The Devil's Advocate (1997): Al Pacino plays Lucifer disguised as the head of a law firm. Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron. dlsv
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TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY WEEKEND

Well learn later this season how Erin and Sergeant
Voight [Jason Beghe]
met, says Bush about her
characters morally
ambiguous father gure
Million Dollar Listing New

York 9/8c, Bravo Big Apple
real estate sharks Ryan, Luis
and Fredrik are back for a
third season of selling and
yelling, but this time, two of
them are working together.
At least for now, that is.
SEASON PREMIERE
The Americans 10/9c, FX

Sandinista intelligence officer
Lucia makes her first appearance on the show, guiding
Elizabeth in her quest to gain
access to the Capitol building.
You know, Liz, they have tours
for that.
MATTS
PICK
MICHAEL PARMELEE/NBC
Beauty and the Beat

NOW THAT RICHARD Belzers ubiquitous
is the kind of character Ive always wanted
John Munch has turned in his badge, Sophia
to play, says the One Tree Hill vet, who
Bushs Erin Lindsay seems poised to become
happily went through a modified boot
Dick Wolfs next show-hopping cop.
camp with a real intelligence unit to train
Bush has already parlayed her street kid
for the role. I love the intensity.
turned-detective into a familiar face on ChiLindsay doesnt just collar perps, of
cago P.D.s sister show, Chicago Fire. Shes also
course. The young detective sets off sparks
popped up on a Law & Order: SVU episode.
with both her PD partner, Jay Halstead (Jesse
After SVU, someone tweeted me, saying,
Lee Soffer), and Chicago Fires Kelly Severide
You just played the same character in three
(Taylor Kinney). In tonights episode, she and
shows in 25 hours. That might be a world
Severide share a moment while investigating
record! says Bush. (Not even the wisethe mysterious death of a doctor. Lets just say
cracking Munch, who appeared on 10 differyou dont want to miss the last minute. These
ent shows, accomplished that.)
relationships are evolving, Bush
Despite the long hours pullteases. But Im certainly not comCHICAGO P.D.
ing frequent double duty on the
plaining. My coworkers are definitely
10/9c, NBC
Windy City shows, Erin Lindsay
easy on the eyes!Ileane Rudolph
Legit 10/9c, FXX Most fatherson outings might include

bonding over a sporting
event. Jims dad, however, has
something different in mind:
a trip to a water park with a
pair of escorts.
Secrets of the Dead 10/9c,
PBS (check local listings at
tvguide.com) While the Roman
Republic did crush Carthage

in the Punic Wars, new DNA
evidence suggests that some
Carthaginians might actually
have escaped all the way to
South America, more than
1,500 years before Columbus
sailed the ocean blue.
Triptank 10:30/9:30c,
Comedy Central It may seem
as though TV is suffering from
too many sketch-comedy
shows, but this latest offering
stands out by being both animated and wickedly funny.
SERIES PREMIERE
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8:00pm
7:00pm
8:30pm
7:30pm
9:00pm
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9:30pm
8:30pm
ABC
The Middle d NEW
Suburgatory NEW
BROADCAST
Modern Family
(9:31) Mixology NEW
NEW
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Nashville NEW
CBS

of the game. NEW
Criminal Minds: Two murders in West Virginia are

investigated. lv NEW
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation lv NEW
The CW
Arrow: Slade makes his move against Oliver and

the repercussions are severe. v NEW
The 100: An antibiotic is sought to treat Jasper's

wounds. dlv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
American Idol: The finalists perform. dl LIVE
ION
Local Programming
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Criminal Intent: An atheist is

kidnapped and murdered.
Burn Notice: Madeline's house is bugged and

Michael must help one of her friends.
Burn Notice: Michael helps a single mother who

receives death threats from a drug cartel. v
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Goren's nemesis

returns.
Local Programming
NBC
(10:01) Chicago PD: Halstead may lose his job.

dlsv NEW
PBS
Nature: The Season 27 opener explores the Arctic

world of wolves and gyrfalcons.
Nova: Restoring the natural balance to off-kilter

ecosystems. NEW
Secrets of the Dead: Evidence that Carthaginians

landed in South America in 146 B.C. v NEW
Univision
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: A pet

lizard escapes.
Duck Dynasty: Si makes

a video.

CABLE
Duck Dynasty: Willie
hires a new assistant.
Baby Daddy: Ben gets a

new girlfriend. NEW
Along Came Polly (2004): An uptight insurance analyst falls for a free spirit after his
bride cheats on him during their honeymoon. dlv
ABC Family Melissa & Joey dl

NEW
AMC

test an invention.

pull an all-nighter.

are challenged.
M Face/Off (1997): John Woo's highly stylized and ultraviolent drama about an FBI agent (John Travolta) and a terrorist (Nicolas Cage) who
trade identities after they surgically swap faces. Kinetic action and spectacular stunts make up for the unbelievable premise. Joan Allen. dlsv
Animal
Planet
River Monsters: Unhooked: A behind-the-scenes

look at Jeremy's trip to the Amur River.
River Monsters: Jeremy hunts for menacing creatures in U.S. waterways, including the Indian River
Lagoon in Florida; the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri; and Trinity River in Texas.
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: Simon Cowell returns.

Scandal
Top Gear: A Motorhome Grand Prix is held.

Scandal
Top Gear: Classic British cars are spotlighted.

Scandal
BIO
Bravo
Flip This House: A Cape Cod home. l

Million Dollar Listing New York: Fredrik returns to
Manhattan and lands a huge listing.
Flipping Vegas: A house that was abused.

Million Dollar Listing New York: Season 3 opens.
NEW
Flipping Boston: Jermaine Wiggins. l

Flipping Out: Jenni's due date arrives, and the
birthing process intrigues Jeff. NEW
Cartoon
King of the Hill dl
American Dad!: Francine Family Guy: Lois goes to

buys Steve a dog.
Paris. dlsv
Cinemax
M (6:50) Hell
Cleveland Show: Rallo

plays a puppet. dl
Baby: Leslie Bibb. R
King of the Hill: Peggy

donates blood. dl
The Cleveland Show

dlsv
M The Purge (2013): A family defend their home against intruders

M The Place Beyond the Pines (2012): A

crook and a cop cross paths during a heist. R
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes of Hazzard
Anderson Cooper 360
Workaholics: A free
South Park: Kyle's
massage chair. dl
birthday outing. l
To Be Announced
American Greed: Scams NEW
South Park: Randy's
South Park: Randy is a
Food Network fixation. fan of Broadway.
Money Talks NEW

Death Row Stories
Workaholics dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Extra Virgin NEW

Extra Virgin
Ice Cold Gold
Monsters Inside Me: A man's organ failure.
Good Luck Charlie:
Good Luck Charlie:
Bridgit Mendler.
Bridgit Mendler.
Roadtrip/Garvin
Roadtrip/Garvin
Ice Cold Gold
Bizarre E.R. d
Bizarre E.R.
Babysittr/Vamp.
Babysittr/Vamp.
Vanessa Morgan. v
Vanessa Morgan. v
Donut Showdown
Best in Chow
Ice Cold Gold NEW
Strange Sex
Strange Sex
Babysittr/Vamp.
Phineas and Ferb
Vanessa Morgan. v
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
To Be Announced

The Soup NEW
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Zack & Cody
NEW
TripTank: A suicidal
chicken. NEW

The Soup
M The Rookie (1990): A veteran cop trains a newbie while trying to bust a car-theft ring M (10:05) O Brother Where (2000):
Comic homage to "The Odyssey." PG-13
after having been taken off the case, leaving his rookie in a quandry over what's right or wrong. R
S (7:00) NBA Basketball: Brooklyn at New York. LIVE
S HS Basketball: McDonald's All-American Game in Chicago. LIVE
S MLB Baseball: Philadelphia at Texas. LIVE
The Getaway
The Getaway
S Boundless
M Pieces of April (2003): A waitress (Katie Holmes) invites M Joe the King (1999): A poor adolescent (Noah Fleiss) grows up
her estranged family to Thanksgiving dinner. PG-13
in a troubled household during the 1970s. Val Kilmer, Karen Young. R
Food
Save My Bakery: Kerry deals with a grump. NEW
Restaurant: Impossible: A pub in Horsham, Pa.
Fox Movies
Doomsday (2008): A deadly virus spreads across futuristic Great Britain. lv
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1 UFC Unleashed lv
The Ultimate Fighter Nations lv
FX
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012): Motorcycle daredevil Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage)
transforms into the vengeful Ghost Rider as he races to save the life of a young boy. lv
Rest. Imposs.: Gratifi Kitchen and Bar. NEW

Doomsday
Hannity NEW
Ult. Fighter lv NEW
The Americans: Elizabeth tries to gain access to
the capitol. NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
Legit NEW
Heroes
Big Break Florida
54E
S
M
M (7:30) 21 Jump Street (2012): Cops pose as high schoolers. dlsv
Airwolf
Heroes
S Golf Digest NEW
S LPGA Tour Golf Taped.
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Ali G: Rezurection
PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Corabeth suspects Ike of adultery.
Ronnie Claire Edwards, Joe Conley.
HBO
8:30pm
7:30pm
WEDNESDAY 4/2
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Family Feud
The Middle: A Mother's
Day episode. l
Family Feud
The Middle: Axl's prom
invite misfires. l
Mind of a Man NEW

Frasier: A matchmaker
hustles Frasier.
Mind of a Man NEW

Frasier: Jennifer Tilly
guest stars.
Property Brothers: Drew finds a fixer-upper home

for a family of four. NEW
House Hunters: Two car

enthusiasts. NEW
House Hunters:
Vacation homes in Italy.
American Pickers
Down East Dickering: Vintage auto parts and soda

signs are featured. l NEW
M Identity Thief (2013): A Denver businessman chases an Orlando thief who stole his identity Doll & Em NEW (10:25) Doll & Em
and ruined his credit rating with a huge spending spree. R
NEW
M (8:45) Chasing Mavericks (2012): Two surfers become friends.
M (7:00) Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Deadwood: Wild Bill Hickok arrives.
M Battleship (2012): The U.S. Navy battle aliens. PG-13
M Prison Terminal: Director: Edgar Barens. M SingSing
24/7 Pacquiao
M Taken 2: A man must save his family.
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
Property Brothers: The guys help a hockey player.
History
American Pickers: A 135-year-old opera house in

Colorado is explored.
HLN
IFC
Nancy Grace NEW

RightThisMinute NEW
RightThisMinute NEW
The Perfect Storm (2000): Fact-based adventure about a boat skipper (George Clooney) and his crew in the path of a confluence of massive
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Dark Minds d NEW

To Be Announced
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Dark Minds d NEW

To Be Announced
House/Horrors NEW
To Be Announced
M Non-Stop (2013): A flight turns deadly when a brief romantic encounter puts a woman and
her fellow passengers in danger. v
M There's Something About Mary (1998): A man seeks out his old crush.
Real World: Ex-plosion dl
Lockdown: Profiling inmates at Sacramento
County Jail, including a meth addict. dlv

Lockdown

NBCSN
NHL Hockey: Teams to be announced. LIVE

OWN
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Oxygen
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
NEW
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
M No Surrender (2010): A woman's life is

endangered.
Strike Back: An assassin botches a hit.

Real World: Ex-plosion dl NEW
Locked Up Abroad
Caught in the Act
NHL Overtime LIVE
Science
Showtime
House/Horrors dv
The Wormhole: The origins of time and space.

(6:55) Cold
Light/Day: Henry Cavill. event occurs. lsv
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
The Face: A viral video is created by the models.

Appearing: model Karen Elson. NEW
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman
60 Minutes Sports dl NEW

M
M (7:00) People Like Us: Chris Pine. PG-13 M 21 Grams (2003): Three lives intertwine following an accident. NEW
M Ninja Assassin (2009): Rain.
M (7:30) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006): A teen is sent to Tokyo. lv
M (6:05) The Aviator (2004): The Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo restores order to M (10:05) White House Down (2013): A
Florence; Pope Sixtus recruits powerful allies. father fights terrorists. PG-13
life of Howard Hughes. PG-13
M (6:15) Dead Man Walking (1995): M (8:45) Light Sleeper (1992): Director Paul Schrader's tale of a drug dealer (Willem
A nun bonds with an inmate. lsv
Dafoe) pondering his future. Susan Sarandon. Marianne: Dana Delany. lsv
M 30 Days of Night (2007): An army of vampires descend on a small Alaskan town to stage a
M (7:00) Resident Evil (2002):
Soldiers infiltrate a lab.
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl

The men meet Penny.
TCM
The Ladykillers (1955): Katie Johnson as an old lady who gets mixed up with a gang of
crooks. Alec Guinness, Peter Sellers, Cecil Parker, Herbert Lom.
TLC
My 600-lb Life: A 22-year-old married woman in

Mississippi. NEW
TMC
TNT
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Hoarding: Buried Alive NEW
The Big Bang Theory

dl
(9:45) Lawrence of Arabia

(1962): Profiling the British soldier.
Dr. G: Inside the Caylee Anthony Case: The
forensics of the murder.
M Winter Solstice (2004): Well-acted family drama focusing M Between Us (2012): A tense reunion between two couples reopens
old wounds of resentment and dysfunction. R
on a grieving widower and his two sons. Anthony LaPaglia. R NEW
M Contagion (2011): In this thriller about a global pandemic, a husband (Matt Damon) copes with the death of his wife, M (10:17)
while a doctor (Kate Winslet) puts herself at risk to find a cure and a blogger (Jude Law) stokes society's paranoia. dlv
Toy Hunter NEW
Travel
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: Alternative

food sources in San Francisco are discussed.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
South Beach Tow l

South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow l
Arthur (1981): A wealthy drunk falls in love. NEW
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
NCIS: A hunt for Harper Dearing gets underway

after a bomb destroys the Navy yard.
VH1
WE tv
Deal With It: Tom

Green. dl NEW
M (7:00) Booty Call: Jamie Foxx.
Toy Hunter: Rare

wrestling figures.
South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow NEW South Beach Tow l

Arthur 2: Rocks: Dudley Moore. NEW
Hot/Cleveland: Melanie Soul Man: A night with
shocks Alec. NEW
the Obamas. NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
NCIS: A NCIS employee is found dead; psych

evaluations are conducted.
Fabulous Life Of...: Beyonc and Jay-Z. l

Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
Contagion dlv
Toy Hunter: Jordan

wants to make $45,000.
Rules/Engagemnt
Toy Hunter: A
convention in Seattle.
NCIS: The team investigates a helicopter crash at

sea and tries to find the missing pilot.
Fabulous Life Of...: Miley Cyrus. l NEW
Marriage Boot Camp
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
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AY THURSDAY WEEKEND
5 THINGS YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT
Vikings Gustaf
Skarsgrd
GUSTAF SKARSGRD DOESNT just play a
Viking on TV. The rangy 6-foot-4 actor is the
only major cast member with bona fide Norse
blood. Here are some other details scavenged
from our chat with the 33-year-old star, who
brings mischievous boat builder Floki to life.
Kate Hahn
Flokis loyalty to
Viking leader
Ragnar will soon
be tested,
Skarsgrd says.
Ragnar gets all
the credit. But
Floki wants some
for himself
3. Hes dating the bosss daughteron

screen. Flokis girlfriend, Helga, is played by
Maude Hirst, daughter of Vikings creator
Michael Hirst. Skarsgrd says there were
no warnings from Hirst to hold back during
romantic scenes. Floki struggles with selfdoubt, Skarsgrd says. Hes surprised this
beautiful woman wants him.
1. He was moved by the commotion over
4. He loves wearing eyeliner. I try to look
his characters rumored death. I didnt see different in all the parts I do, Skarsgrd says.
that coming. It was beautiful, Skarsgrd says
I dont like getting recognized! He credits
of the deafening cries of protest at ComicFlokis smoky eye and squirmy physicality to
Con after a Season 2 trailer suggested a battle
director Johan Renck, who helped Skarsgrd
might send Floki to Valhalla.
define the character in Season 1.
2. Hes getting to know his ancestors. Re5. Hes ready to tear up Hollywood. He
searching this role, I learned some surprising
recently traded his native Stockholm for Los
things, Skarsgrd says. Theres
Angeles, where much of the
a stereotype of Vikings as raiders
Skarsgrd acting clan, including
VIKINGS
only. This show picks up aspects
brother Alexander, now lives. Says
10/9c, History
of their culture and religion.
Skarsgrd, Watch out, L.A.
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The denizens of The Red

Road (9/8c, Sundance)
have had a rough few
weeks. Cop Harold Jensen
(Martin Henderson)
found himself investigating a hit-and-run
committed by his wife
(Julianne Nicholson) and
had to turn to her justsprung-from-prison ex,
Phillip (Jason Momoa,
below right, with
Kiowa Gordon), to
cover it uponly
to have the entire
charade backfire.
Not that Phillip,
whos in town trying
to score drugs, is having
it any easier, especially
after learning his old man,
Jack (Tom Sizemore), set
him up for prison in the
first place.
According to Momoa,
the drama has only just
begun. The season finale
is nuts, he says. Phillip is
after a little revenge and
a little redemption. And
if a few cops and former
friends bite it to make
that happen? So be it.
Oriana Schwindt
TOP: JONATHAN HESSION/HISTORY. BOTTOM: SUNDANCE CHANNEL
On the Road
Tonights
Highlights
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
8:30pm
7:30pm
ABC
BROADCAST
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: The first-season Grey's Anatomy NEW
finale. v NEW
(8:31) The Millers

dl
9:00pm
8:00pm
(9:01) Two and a Half

Men dls NEW
PRIMETIME
EASTERN
9:30pm
8:30pm
THURSDAY 4/3
10:00pm
9:00pm
Scandal NEW
(9:31) The Crazy Ones
(10:01) Elementary lv NEW
CBS
The Big Bang Theory

NEW
The CW
The Vampire Diaries: Elena and Bonnie attend a

ball for broken-hearted students. lv
Reign: Clarissa turns to kidnapping and abducts

Henry and Catherine's youngest sons. sv
Local Programming
Fox
Hell's Kitchen dl NEW
American Idol: One

finalist is eliminated.
dl LIVE
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A murder

investigation.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A young woman is

murdered and the suspects include an editor.
MyNetworkTV House: Season 7 opener: House and Cuddy explore

their relationship amid a hospital crisis. ds
NBC
Community
PBS
Surviving Jack
dls NEW
Criminal Minds: Bodies are found in the lakes of

Angeles National Forest in California. lv
House: A teen skateboarder collapses; she seemed Local Programming

healthy but has a terminally ill brother. dls
(9:01) Hollywood Game Night: Jenna Elfman;
Donald Faison; Bob Harper; Ellie Kemper; Joel
Madden; and Molly Shannon. l NEW
Parenthood: Zeek and Camille come to an

agreement about the house; Julia helps Kristina
and Adam. ls NEW
The This Old House Hour: Countertop work; and

12-inch marble tiles are cut down. NEW
The Bletchley Circle: The women set a trap for

their suspect, but things don't go as planned.

features an 1891 badge.
Univision
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Sadie


CABLE
Robertsons.
ABC Family
AMC
Parks and Recreation:

The parks crew save
prom. l NEW
10:30pm
9:30pm
Duck Dynasty: Si claims

he was injuried.
Breaking Boston: Noelle starts dating again;

Courtney plans a birthday party. dl NEW
M (6:30) M Meet the Fockers (2004): Sequel in which Greg Focker takes his fiance and her straight-laced family to meet his
Along/Polly: Ben Stiller. laid back, free-spirited parents. dls
M U.S. Marshals (1998): An Oscar winner for "The Fugitive," Tommy Lee Jones reprises his role in this sequel, in which he's on the trail of
another wrongly accused man (Wesley Snipes). Royce: Robert Downey Jr. Cosmo Renfro: Joe Pantoliano. Catherine Walsh: Kate Nelligan.
Animal
Planet
Alaska: The Last Frontier: Otto's herd is

threatened by a predator. l NEW
Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw: A divide-andconquer strategy. NEW
Ice Cold Gold: The Red Zone team find rubies in

abundance. l NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Kitchen Nightmares: A beachfront restaurant.

Being Mary Jane
Kitchen Nightmares: A historic restaurant.

Being Mary Jane
Kitchen Nightmares: Bazzini restaurant. l

Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
To Be Announced
To Be Announced
The Millionaire Matchmaker: A professional sports The Millionaire Matchmaker NEW
bettor and a Las Vegas mentalist.
Food Factory
Food Factory
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male
Cartoon
Cinemax
King of the Hill l

(6:45) Warm
Bodies: Nicholas Hoult.
King of the Hill dl

The Cleveland Show
The Cleveland Show
How High (2001): Two stoners from the ghetto get into
Harvard. Method Man, Redman, Obba Babatunde, Fred Willard. R
American Dad!
Family Guy dlsv
The Conjuring (2013): A family battle a
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Party Down South

The Prot
Anderson Cooper 360
Chappelle's Show: Two
couples swap partners.
Party Down South

Money Talks
Chicagoland
Chappelle's Show: Skits: It's Always Sunny in
rapper Lil Jon's life.
Philadelphia l
Party Down South

Chicagoland NEW
Review: Forrest goes
Tosh.0: Daniel's Super
into space. l NEW
Bowl forecast. dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Eat St.
Eat St.
Monsters & Mys.: Tales of devil monkeys.
Ice Cold Gold
Mystery Diag.: A child with Down syndrome.
Good Luck Charlie:
Good Luck Charlie:
Bridgit Mendler.
Bridgit Mendler.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Ice Cold Gold
Vegas ER NEW
Jessie: Debby Ryan,
Kevin Chamberlin.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
The Soup
Zack & Cody

To Be Announced
Zack & Cody
Encore
Ladder 49 (2004): A firefighter reflects on his life while waiting to be rescued. Sappy and
slow. Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Morris Chestnut, Robert Patrick. PG-13
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
Zack & Cody

Married to Jonas
Tosh.0 dl
Jessie: Debby Ryan,

Kevin Chamberlin.
NEW

Alien Files NEW
Alien Files
Ice Cold Gold
Strange Addict.: People who live like dolls. NEW
Phineas and Ferb
Phineas and Ferb
Zack & Cody
Zack & Cody
M
M Raw Deal (1986): An ex-Fed fights
the mob in Chicago. R
S (7:00) NIT Champ. LIVE
S College Basketball Skills Competition: Slam Dunk and shooting events in Dallas. LIVE
S HS Bask. Skills Competition Taped. Gruden's QB Camp
Kiper & McShay NEW
To Be Announced
Knife Fight
M Crooklyn (1994): Spike Lee's portrait of a close-knit Brooklyn family during the '70s, as M Clockers (1995): Spike Lee's tale of
seen through the eyes of a precocious 10-year-old (Zelda Harris). Alfre Woodard. PG-13
a youth caught up in drug dealing. Harvey Keitel. R
Beat Bobby Flay: Chef

Christopher Lee. NEW
Chopped Canada: Chicken wings are deep-fried in

the appetizer round. NEW
Beat Bobby Flay: A farm

girl vs. a city boy.
M
M Made of Honor: Patrick Dempsey.
Hannity NEW
S
S Boxing: From Indio, Cal. LIVE
M
M Captain America: The First Avenger
(2011): A soldier becomes a superhero. v
M Easy A (2010): A student fakes having sex in order to boost her popularity. dlsv
M Easy A: A student fakes having sex.
Airwolf
Heroes
Heroes
Golf Central LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open first-round play. Taped.
Fox Movies
Made of Honor (2008): A playboy sabotages a wedding. dlsv
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Fox Sports 1
(7:00) UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen: Mixed-martial-arts action in Newark, N. Taped.
FX
(6:30) Captain America: First Avenger
Saint George
Anger Management
FXX
G4
Golf
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PRIMETIME
EASTERN
Eastern
Central
8:00pm
7:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Newlywed Game
Newlywed Game
The Waltons: John-Boy is stuck in New York
without money.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
7:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
8:00pm
9:30pm
8:30pm
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Newlywed Game
fear of bridges. l
Newlywed Game
The Middle: Brick must
write a journal. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Clips from past
episodes.
Family Feud
Frasier: Part 1. Martin's
wedding.
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack search for Mr. Chow after Alan is kidnapped by a
M Never/Kissed
M (7:00) Big Fat M Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005): FBI agent probes kidnapping.
Deadwood: Dan mulls over Al's order; Bullock and Real Time With Bill Maher
M 42 (2013): Biopic of Jackie Robinson,
Star pursue a real-estate deal.
who broke the MLB color barrier. PG-13
M (7:40) Fantastic Four (2005): Astronauts are transformed into Veep: It's full crisis M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel: The NCAA's
academic reform movement.
superheroes. Edited for family viewing. Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. NR
mode in D.C.
throws parties. PG-13
HGTV
Rehab Addict: Extensive Rehab Addict: Insulating Rev. Run's Renovation

brickwork remodeling.
the master suite.
Rev. Run's Renovation
House Hunters: A home

search by a CSI. NEW
History
Pawn Stars l
HLN
IFC
M Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980): Random misadventures, including a visit from
RightThisMinute NEW
Portlandia NEW
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Blood Relatives: A San Diego man is killed. v

Project Runway: Under the Gunn
Blood Relatives v NEW

Project Runway: Under the Gunn NEW
Evil Twins NEW

Celebrity Home Raiders
Deadly Wives: A Virginia mom betrays her

husband. v NEW
Pawn Stars: A rare

Polish medal. l
Nancy Grace NEW
House Hunters: Jersey,

Channel Islands. NEW
Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Vikings: King Horik presents a surprising
Boy statue. l
Boy statue. l
proposition to Ragnar. dsv NEW
Cheech's Southern cousin. Richard Marin, Thomas Chong, Evelyn Guerrero, Betty Kennedy. lsv
RightThisMinute NEW
Portlandia: Overly
concerned diners.
NEW
LMN
The First 48
The First 48
More Max
M (6:15) Munich (2005): Israelis
M Chernobyl Diaries (2012): An extreme vacation turns terrifying

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero l

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: The runway strip is threatened by
runoff from melting snow. l

Ridiculousness NEW
Ridiculousness NEW
Life Below Zero: Sue deals with last-minute
emergencies. l
NatGeoWild Wild Wives of Africa

NBCSN
NHL Hockey: Wild at Blackhawks. LIVE
Wild Wives of Africa
Caught in the Act
Nickelodeon Instant Mom NEW

See Dad Run NEW
OWN
20/20 on OWN: The case of Clara Harris, who was
convicted of killing her unfaithful husband. v
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: A young child is kidnapped during
a family camping trip in Montana. v
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: An obsessed teen posts footage of
the girl he's stalking on the Internet. v NEW
hunt terrorists.
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
S
M
when a group of friends visit the Chernobyl disaster site 25 years later.
Co-Ed Condential: Lisa

lusts after Jose.
S NHL Hockey:
Kings at Sharks. LIVE
Oxygen
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993): A singer (Whoopi Goldberg) reprises her role as a
convent trouble-shooter. Kathy Najimy, Mary Wickes, Wendy Makkena.
Sister Act (1992): Singer hides

out in a convent to escape the mob.
Science
Showtime
M (7:15) The Impossible (2012): A tsunami separates a family during M (9:15) Dazed and Confused (1993): Pot-induced shenanigans
a vacation at a beach resort in Thailand. PG-13
on the last day of class in 1976. Jason London, Rory Cochrane. R
M Sinister (2012): A true-crime novelist moves into a house that was once the site of a
M Stake Land (2010): Two survivors fight
multiple murder, and he soon encounters a deadly supernatural entity. R
vampires and religious zealots. lv
S Impact Wrestling: Jeremy Borash. lv NEW
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
M (6:45) The Mortal Instruments: City of M Planes (2013): A crop duster becomes a racer, and competes
M (10:35) Here
How It's Made
Outrageous Acts of Science: An anvil shooting.
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
How It's Made
How It's Made
How It's Made
Bones (2013): An NYC teen battles demons. PG-13 against the fastest plane around with the help of a veteran aviator. PG
Sundance
Syfy
(7:00) Drive Angry (2010): A con breaks

out of hell to save his granddaughter.
TBS
Family Guy: Mort must

evade the Nazis.
TCM
The Red Road: Kopus finds trouble and his back is

against the wall. lv NEW
Family Guy: Stewie's

left home alone.
M Machete (2010): A Mexican outlaw fights back against corrupt U.S. politicians with the help
of his friends and lots of blades. NEW
Sheldon gets fired.
The Big Bang Theory

ds

Atlanta
TMC
TNT
The Big Bang Theory

dls
Big Bang Theory: Penny

moves in with the guys.
M The Thrill of It All (1963): Advertising-world satire about a housewife who becomes a M Move Over, Darling (1963): A
popular TV pitch woman for a soap company.
TLC
Comes/Boom (2012) PG
Law & Order: An abortion doctor is murdered, and

the investigation leads to an ex-priest. dlv

Atlanta
legally dead wife returns.
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding: Teens from

feuding families. lv NEW
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
M The Double (2011): Retired CIA operative Paul Shepherdson

M (9:40) Blitz (2011): Jason Statham, Aidan Gillen, David Morrissey.
(Richard Gere) hunts an elusive Soviet assassin. PG-13
R
S NBA Basketball: San Antonio at Oklahoma City. The Thunder are 3-0 against San Antonio, clinching their first win in S NBA
the season series in the Tim Duncan era. The Spurs have dropped six in a row in OKC (including playoffs). LIVE
Mysteries at the Museum NEW
Basketball LIVE
Travel

visits Cambodia.
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Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Jokers dl
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997): Sabotaging a pal's nuptials.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
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Raymond
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A suburban

teenage girl is raped at a concert.
Suits NEW
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Church Secrets and Legends: The Salem Witch

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Everybody Loves
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How Met/Mother
APRIL 46
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY

Clarke will
play Sarah
Connor in the
upcoming
Terminator
reboot. She
and Dany both
ght to survive
and have a
serious destiny
awaiting them,
the actress
says
Let the Game Begin!

THE BLOODY EVENTS of last years Red Wedding cast a long shadow over the
kingdom of Westeros in the Season 4 premiere of Game of Thrones. But one place
it doesnt reach is across the narrow sea where banished Daenerys Targaryen
(Emilia Clarke), the Mother of Dragons and an increasingly savvy military strategist,
is making her next move after liberating a city of slaves in last seasons finale.
What separates Daenerys from everyone else in Game is that her goal is
fundamentally selfless, Clarke says. Danys newly freed followers will help
make her a queen in what, to her, is a foreign land. But she hasnt forsaken
her lifelong quest to take what she believes is rightfully hers: Westeross
Iron Throne (built by her ancestors), now occupied by sadistic
young King Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson).
Westeros will always be the pot of gold, Clarke says.
Shes a smart chick: She knows she is not ready to tackle
the pressures of Westeros. Shes never ruled a kingdom. This
is her opportunity to test herself.
Others will be testing her, too. Shes not quite aware that
when you stop and rule, you put yourself up for inspection, Clarke
says. People hold a magnifying glass and look at your choices and
how youre doing.
One thing you wont need a magnifying glass to find: Danys
three dragons. They have grown, Clarke says. And the bigger the
dragon, the bigger the trouble.
Fire-breathing, misbehaving teen beasts aside, Clarke says her
GAME OF
story
will be exciting from the get-go: Events throw the viewer
THRONES
straight
into the mix. Youre very much with Dany through a period
Season Premiere
Sunday, 9/8c
of self-discovery and growth. Shes playing with the big boys
HBO
now. Kate Hahn
The Toys Are Back
TOP: HBO. BOTTOM: ADULT SWIM
WEEKEND
As in the rst RCDC special, Breckin Meyer and Alfred Molina provide
the voices of Superman and Lex Luthor, respectively
Lifes no beach for the Legion of Doom, whose muchneeded spring-break vacation goes awry in Robot
Chicken DC Comics Special II: Villains in Paradise (Sunday, 11:30/10:30c, Cartoon Network). In this latest
collaboration between Adult Swims farcical stopmotion-animated action-figure series and the
comic book publisher, Lex Luthors daughter, Lena
(voiced by Modern Familys Sarah Hyland), falls in love
with Superboy (Zac Efron), leading to a beach blanket showdown between the Legion of Doom and the
Justice League. DC was incredibly cool about letting
us be silly, knowing that everything comes from a place
of love, says Seth Green, who created Robot Chicken
with Matthew Senreich. Were celebrating their willingness not to take themselves too seriously. Rich Sands
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Beyond Scared Straight: Violent siblings visit a jail
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M 17 Again (2009): A former high-school basketball star (Matthew Perry) gets a second shot at
M (7:00) Stick It (2006): A teen
life after he's miraculously transformed back into a teenager. dl
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M The Mummy Returns (2001): Adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) once again battles the resurrected mummy in this sequel to the
1999 hit. Loud, absurd escapist fare with kitschy special effects. Evelyn "Evie" O'Connell: Rachel Weisz. Jonathan Carnahan: John Hannah. lv
Animal
Planet
Treehouse Masters: A recording studio's addition

is built in a group of cedar trees near Seattle.
Tanked: Memorable tanks are recalled by Brett and Tanked: A tank that's a working phone is built for
Wayde.
a communications company. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977): Extraterrestrials visit Earth and make contact with ordinary people. d
Scandal
Scandal
Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003): A journalist (Kate Hudson) writing an article about repelling men is wooed
by an appealing ad man (Matthew McConaughey). Great chemistry, contrived romance. d
Food Factory
How to
Lose/Guy: Kate Hudson.
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) This Is 40 (2012): Couple Pete and Debbie deal with marriage, parenthood and turning M The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): A
40 in this semisequel to "Knocked Up." R
chaste guy looks for love. R
Dukes of Hazzard
M The Parent Trap (1998)
Marijuana/Ameri: Marijuana legalization.
Porn: Business: The business side of pornography. M Cocaine Cowboys: Director: Billy Corben.
Anderson Cooper 360
CNN Spotlight NEW
Unguard. NEW
Futurama
Futurama: Fry and
Key & Peele: A teen
Key & Peele: A bachelor M Yes Man (2008): A naysayer turns
King of the Hill
Family Guy dlsv
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
King of the Hill dl
The Cleveland Show
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
Leela's vacation.
becomes famous. l
party gets weird.
positive after attending a self-help seminar.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Good Eats NEW

Good Eats NEW
Sons of Guns l
NY ER
NY ER
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Code: 9: Director: Mark
McClain.
Herwick.
Good Eats NEW

Good Eats NEW
Sons of Guns: A triple-barrel shotgun. NEW
Sydney ER NEW
Sydney ER
Fish Hooks
Gravity Falls
Grandmother's
Grandmother's
Mountain Monsters dl NEW
Game of Stones NEW
Untold/E.R.: A bride claims to be possessed.
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Good Luck Charlie:
McClain.
Bridgit Mendler.
Disney XD
E!
Zeke and Luther

To Be Announced
Zeke and Luther

Fashion Police dl
Zeke and Luther

Zeke and Luther
Fashion Police dl NEW
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
M Brave (2012): Princess Merida uses her bravery and archery skills M (9:40) National Treasure (2004): A modern-day fortune hunter
to battle a curse and restore peace to the Scottish Highlands. PG
(Nicolas Cage) seeks a treasure. It's "Indiana Jones" lite. Jon Voight.
S (7:00) NBA Basketball: Nuggets at Grizzlies. LIVE
S NBA Basketball: Oklahoma City at Houston. LIVE
NASCAR Count. LIVE
S NASCAR Racing: Nationwide O'Reilly 300 at Texas Motor Speedway. Kyle Busch prevailed last year. LIVE
Party Down
Party Down
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
M Original Sin (2001): Romance, deceit and mystery in 1880s Cuba. Antonio Banderas,
M Psycho (1998): Remake of the 1960
Angelina Jolie, Thomas Jane, Jack Thompson, Joan Pringle. R

Food
Diners/Drive-In: Friedoyster po-boys.
Diners/Drive-In: Visiting Diners, Drive-Ins and

a Peruvian eatery.
Dives
classic about murder at the Bates Motel. R
visits a roadside shack.
Diners/Drive-In: A St.
Louis roadhouse.
Diners/Drive-In: Deepfried PB&J and tacos.
M
M
S
S
M
M Tooth Fairy (2010): Athlete becomes a tooth fairy for a week.
M Tooth Fairy: Dwayne Johnson.
Airwolf
Heroes
Heroes
Golf Central LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open second-round play. Taped.
Fox Movies
Tron: Legacy (2010): Sam Flynn gets sucked into a virtual world where his father (Jeff Bridges) has been trapped. v
Batman
Fox News
The Kelly File NEW
Hannity NEW
Fox Sports 1
NASCAR Racing Taped.
Crowd Goes Wild dl
MLB Whiparound LIVE
FX
Iron Man (2008): Robert Downey Jr. is marvelous as the Marvel comics superhero and his alter ego, munitions magnate Tony Stark, who take on
villains bent on world domination. Gwyneth Paltrow stands out as his girl Friday, Pepper Potts. Imaginatively directed by Jon Favreau. lsv
FXX
G4
Golf
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Highlights
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Hallmark
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The Waltons: John-Boy goes on his first turkey
hunt. Richard Thomas, Ralph Waite, Will Geer.
HBO
8:30pm
7:30pm
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8:00pm
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Minute to Win It
The Middle: Part 1 of 2.
l
The Middle: Conclusion.

l
Minute to Win It
Frasier: Frasier wants
some quiet. dl
Frasier
Doll & Em: Doll leaves

London.
(9:25) Doll & Em: Doll

becomes a babysitter.
(9:50) Doll & Em
(10:40) Doll & Em: Em

gets prosthetic makeup.
M (7:30) The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an M B.

Real Time With Bill Maher NEW
Springsteen (2014)
M Madagascar 3 M Battle for Terra (2007): Evan Rachel Wood is Mala, an alien girl. M Bownger (1999): Steve Martin.
HBO Family
HBO
Deadwood: Brom confronts Swearengen about his
Signature
claim; Star and Bullock reach a deal on land.
HBO2
Game of Thrones: Theon returns home for the first Game of Thrones: Tyrion devises a ruse to ferret
time in nine years.
out a snitch at the Red Keep.
Game of Thrones: Tyrion steps in when Joffrey

punishes Sansa for Robb's recent victory.
HGTV
House Hunters
History
American Pickers: Rare toys and a set of vintage

Beatles bobblehead dolls are found.
HLN
IFC
Nancy Grace Mysteries NEW

Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Goodfellas (1990): Gangster saga explores the life of organized crime as it chronicles the true-life rise and fall of New York mobster and
FBI informant Henry Hill and the more prominent "goodfellas" in his world. lv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Scorned: Love Kills sv

Celebrity Wife Swap
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Renovation Realities: A
master bedroom.
family room is created.
American Pickers: The buyers visit Kansas and

Iowa.

Celebrity Wife Swap
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
Nightmare Next Door dsv NEW

Off Their Rockers NEW Off Their Rockers NEW
pyrotechnics. Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Buscemi.

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Dog Whisperer

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Showdown of the Unbeatables: A jackhammer
tackles a safe in the premiere of this series. NEW
MSNBC Documentary
Scary Movie 3: Spoof of horror films.
Diggers: Wild West
Diggers: Apple
artifacts. l NEW
memorabilia is found.
Cesar 911: A rescued dog with a temper. NEW

NHL Overtime
S Boxing: Cunningham-Mansour
World's: A look at tiny pets. NEW
(heavyweights).
Nickelodeon Breadwinners
Breadwinners
Full House
OWN
Oprah Prime: Cameron Diaz and Sharon Stone shed Oprah Prime
light on health, beauty and aging.
Showtime 2
American Pickers: The guys explore barns in

Upstate New York.
M Secrets in the Walls (2010): A single mom (Jeri Ryan) and her daughters move into a
M You Belong to Me (2008): Shannon
haunted house and they must uncover its terrifying history to save their lives. v
Elizabeth, Andrew Kenneth Martin.
M (7:00) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A M The Island (2005): Intriguing sci-fi riff on cloning succumbs to director Michael Bay's
Science
Showtime
House Hunters
International
NatGeoWild Caught in the Act

NBCSN
(7:00) NHL Hockey: Capitals at Devils.
Oxygen
kitchen renovation.
Full House
Full House
Oprah Prime
Full House
M Snakes on a Plane (2006): Campy comic thriller about a mob boss who unleashes deadly M Snakes on a Plane (2006): Samuel
critters on a jet. Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies. Directed by David R. Ellis. NEW
L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies.
Survivorman: Ten Days: Conclusion. l

Survivorman: Ten Days: Part 1 of 2. l
Dark Skies (2013): A suburban couple fight to save their family after coming under attack by
an unknown supernatural force. PG-13
M
Shameless: Fiona is
event occurs. lsv
hauled away. lsv
M (10:05) The Impossible (2012): A
M Jarhead (2005): Serviceable soldier story following a third-generation marine (Jake
tsunami separates a family. PG-13
Gyllenhaal) from boot camp to his assignment as a sniper during the Gulf War. Jamie Foxx. NR
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
S Bellator MMA: Action in Reno is headlined by Vitaly Minakov-Cheick Kongo. LIVE
M (7:00) S.W.A.T. (2003): Update of M The Lone Ranger (2013): The Lone Ranger fights crime alongside Tonto after the Comanche
rescues him from an ambush. PG-13 NEW
the '70s TV show. PG-13 NEW
M Jackie Brown (1997): Quentin Tarantino's intriguing depiction of criminal duplicity. Pam
M (7:00) Sexy Beast (2000):
Safecracker is recruited for one last heist. lv
Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Robert De Niro. lsv
Continuum: Season 3 begins. NEW
M Red (2010): Retired black-ops assassin Frank (Bruce Willis) and his former colleagues wind M Zombieland (2009): Coward and rebel
up on a CIA hit list and uncover a vast conspiracy implicating some prominent politicians. dlv
slay zombies. dlv
M Ruby Gentry (1952): Jennifer Jones as a backwoods
M The Agony and the Ecstasy (1965): Michelangelo (Charlton
temptress. Charlton Heston, Karl Malden, Tom Tully, Phyllis Avery.
Heston) and the painting of the Sistine Chapel. Rex Harrison.
TLC

Atlanta

Atlanta
TMC
Beauty Shop (2005): A tame "Barbershop" rip-off about a sassy stylist (Queen Latifah)
who opens a salon in Atlanta. Alicia Silverstone, Djimon Hounsou. PG-13
TNT
Castle: A reporter is found dead in a pizzeria's

oven. lv
(9:01) Inside Job: A car company offers a job to

battling candidates. NEW
(10:01) Save Our Business: A florist and liquor

store in New Jersey. l NEW
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew's tour of Rhode

Island includes clam cakes.
Ghost Adventures: Requests from fans to

investigate the Myrtles Plantation.
The Dead Files: Investigating an arts center in

Clinton, N.C.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
You've Got Mail (1998): A couple fall in love online.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Jokers dl
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Safecrackers, The
Safecrackers, The
Message/Bottle: Kevin Costner.
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
Modern Family
Modern Family
VH1
WE tv

Atlanta

Atlanta
Modern Family
Modern Family
M (7:30) Hairspray (2007): Goings-on at a TV dance show in 1962 Baltimore. l

Marriage Boot Camp
How Met/Mother
Secret Princes
M Boat Trip (2002): Outrageous comedy

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Modern Family
Best Week Ever NEW

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How Met/Mother
How Met/Mother
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To Be Announced
BROADCAST
Nightline Prime NEW
20/20 Saturday NEW
CBS
To Be Announced
To Be Announced
48 Hours
The CW
Fox
Local Programming
Almost Human: A string of murders are similar to The Following lv
serial killings investigated by Kennex's father long
ago; Dorian gets his first performance evaluation.
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A double-homicide

investigation.

Sharma) who nearly drowned.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Capt. Danny Ross

closely oversees Goren and Eames. v

NBC
PBS
Local Programming
Univision
S (6:55) Deporte: Ser Anunciado
A&E
Flipping Vegas
10:00pm
9:00pm
10:30pm
9:30pm
Saturday Night Live
Austin City Limits: Nine Inch Nails perform

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Sbado gigante d
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Local Programming
Flipping Vegas NEW
M Abduction (2011): Nathan (Taylor Lautner) discovers a photo of himself on a Web site
devoted to missing children. lv
M (6:30) The Patriot (2000): In 1776 South Carolina, a pacifist plantation owner joins the
M Step Up 2: The Streets (2008): A teen

attends a dance school. dlv
M Pearl Harbor (2001): The Japanese
Animal
Planet
Too Cute! NEW
Too Cute!
My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks: A cat that pees

on everything. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET

Being Mary Jane
Ripper Street: Part 1 of 2. v NEW

Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Modern Marvels: Barbecue technology.

American Eats: Condiments are examined.
Coyote Ugly (2000): An aspiring songwriter (Piper Perabo) takes a job in a bar in
Manhattan. Maria Bello, Adam Garcia, Tyra Banks, John Goodman.
M Coyote Ugly (2000): An aspiring
Cartoon
King of the Hill: Bobby

King of the Hill: Bill
becomes school mascot. plays Santa. dl
Family Guy: Meg falls

for an Amish boy.
ABC Family
AMC
War for Independence after a British officer murders his 15-year-old son.
American Dad!: Francine Family Guy: Lois cooks

falls into a well.
for Thanksgiving.
attack is restaged.
(10:15) Doctor Who

Being Mary Jane
To Be Announced
Food Factory
songwriter (Piper Perabo) takes a job in a bar.

Boondocks: Granddad
vs. Stinkmeaner.
Cinemax
M (8:10) Admission (2013): A Princeton admissions officer meets a teenage prodigy who might M The Internship (2013): Two salesmen
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Til Debt Do Us Part
Chicagoland
Futurama: Bender looks
for his rear end.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Disney XD
E!
be her long-lost son during a recruiting trip to an alternative high school. PG-13
Encore
ESPN
become interns at Google. PG-13
Swamp Hunters NEW

Swamp Hunters NEW
The Suze Orman Show: How to avoid bad advice.
Death Row Stories
Futurama: The crew go Futurama: The crew are
into Fry's dreams.
trapped on the ship.
My Big Redneck NEW

Tattoo Titans NEW
American Greed: An alleged mortgage-fraud con.
Death Row Stories
Futurama: Dr. Zoidberg Futurama: Fry proposes
falls in love.
to Leela.
Challenge
Hillbilly Blood
Hillbilly Blood
Timber Kings
Untold/E.R.: A woman is bitten in the face. v
Good Luck Charlie:
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne
Bridgit Mendler.
McClain.
Challenge
Hillbilly Blood
Hillbilly Blood
Timber Kings
Untold Stories: Sex-related injuries. dl
Gravity Falls
Babysittr/Vamp.
Vanessa Morgan. v
Challenge
Prepper Hillbillies NEW Prepper Hillbillies NEW
Timber Kings NEW
Untold Stories: Sex-related injuries. dsv
Gravity Falls
Jessie: Debby Ryan,
Kevin Chamberlin.

To Be Announced
M
S SportsCenter
Til Debt Do Us Part

Futurama: Leela grows
tentacles.
Phineas and Ferb
28 Days Later (2002): Suspenseful, apocalyptic thriller about flesh-eating zombies in

London. Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris. Directed by Danny Boyle.
Special NEW
SlugTerra fv
Married to Jonas
Phineas and Ferb

Married to Jonas
(9:55) The Exorcist (1973): A

girl becomes possessed by a demon. R
30 for 30: The pursuit of E:60 Presents

Alex Rodriguez.
(7:30) 30 for 30: The Bo Jackson story.

30 for 30: The QB-rich 1983 NFL Draft is chronicled.
SEC Storied
Rocky (1976)
Friday Night Tykes
Big Business (1988): Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin as two sets
(9:40) Ruthless People (1986): A philanderer won't pay
of mismatched twins. Fred Ward, Edward Herrmann, Michele Placido. d
ransom when his obnoxious wife is kidnapped. Danny DeVito, Bette Midler. R
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
M
M
Food
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Guy's favorite ethnic

dishes.

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Guy shares his

favorite sandwich experiences.
M
S
S
M
M Ghost Rider:
Nicolas Cage. lv
M The Other Guys (2010): Dim detectives work a case that threatens to blow up into something big. dlv
M Bounty
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
Web Soup dlsv
Web Soup dlsv
Golf Central LIVE
S PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open.
Fox Movies
The Karate Kid (2010): A young boy (Jaden Smith) learns kung fu from a kindly maintenance man (Jackie Chan). v
Fox News
Huckabee
Fox Sports 1
MLB LIVE
Supercross: Monster Energy AMA Supercross from Reliant Stadium in Houston. LIVE
FX
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is transformed into a superhero, and he uses his
newfound abilities to protect America from a villain known as the Red Skull. v
FXX
G4
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Hallmark
Mind of a Man dl
Mind of a Man dl
(7:00) I Married Who? (2012): A Las
Vegas marriage to a movie star.
HBO
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7:30pm
9:00pm
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M Lucky in Love (2014): An ideal life becomes real after a few April Fools' Day jokes. However,
a downside to all of this perfection soon surfaces. NEW
M (6:10) The Dark Knight Rises (2012): M Man of Steel (2013): Clark Kent assumes the identity of Superman and defends Earth from
Batman fights Bane and Catwoman. PG-13
the villainous General Zod. PG-13
M (7:00) Chasing Mavericks: Gerard Butler. M Bee Season (2005): Moving study of a seemingly happy American family. Richard Gere.
HBO Family
HBO
Veep: A hostage crisis
Signature
in Uzbekistan.
Veep: Jonah gets a

parking space.
Veep: Selina and her

staff go to Helsinki.
Veep: Catherine's 21st

birthday party.
Veep: A government
shutdown.
Veep: Selina preps for

an interview.
HBO2
Game of Thrones: Ned is reinstated as the Hand

and sits in for Robert while he's on a hunt.
Game of Thrones: Tywin urges Jaime to preserve

the Lannisters' future.
Game of Thrones: Syrio comes to Arya's rescue.
HGTV
Property Brothers: Condo owners look for a large

modern house.
Property Brothers: A couple in a cramped house

want to find a free-flowing home.
House Hunters Renovation: The renovation of an

outdated master suite. NEW
History
Pawn Stars: A British

Royal Guard uniform.
Pawn Stars: A Japanese Pawn Stars: A syringe

knee mortar. l
from the Civil War.
Pawn Stars: A 1940

Buick.

sword. l
(10:31) Pawn Stars: An

original work by Banksy.
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@TVGMLogan
Mills appeared on
our cover in 1984
with Knots costars
Ted Shackelford and
Lisa Hartman
GENERAL
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Weekdays, ABC
Run of the Mills

ITS BEEN 21 years since Knots Landing went
off the air, but its still paying off for Donna
Mills. The actress, who played cul-de-sac
baddie Abby Ewing on the long-running
primetime soap, has joined General Hospital
as yet another ritzy firestarter, Madeline
Reeves. Mills hit the air March 14 for a twomonth story arc. But, as far as were concerned, she can stay as long as she wants,
says head writer Ron Carlivati. Knots is my
favorite TV show ever and, growing up, I was
obsessed with Donna. Still am! When I was

envisioning Madelinea glamorous, highpowered bitch on wheelsit suddenly came
to me: Oh, my God, shes Abby Ewing!
Mills says shes thrilled about the daytime gig but admits its tough going. On
Knots, we shot maybe 10 pages a day, she
says. On GH, theyre shooting 150 a day.
They do nine episodes a week! To tell you
the truth, Im kind of in shock.
Madeline is the mom of much-discussed-
Let It Snow
The Disney Junior cartoon smash Sofia the First has already boasted guest
appearances by such beloved Disney princesses as Cinderella, Jasmine,
Belle, Ariel and Aurora. Now comes the fairest of them all! The April 4 episode, The Enchanted Feast (airing 9am/8c on Disney Channel and 6/5c
on Disney Junior), finds little Sofia, the youngest princess in the franchise,
getting some much-needed advice from Snow White, who got the highly
lucrative Mouse House princess biz started 77 years ago. Heigh-ho!
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but-never-seen coma victim

Nina Clay, which means shes
doing battle with Ninas husband, Silas (Michael Easton),
who stands to inherit Ninas
many millions. Madeline believes Silas administered the
drugs that put Nina into that
coma 20 years ago, and so
does Madelines son, Port
Charles cop Nathan West
(Ryan Paevey).
There are so many great
twists and turns to this story,
says Mills. As I read the scripts,
I keep going, Really? Really?
Madeline believes Silas married Nina for her money and
family name. Now hes a successful doctor and doesnt
need it. Meanwhile, Mills
notes, Madeline is feeling
paranoid. Her husband died
and left her and her son absolutely nothing. All the money
went to Nina. So now its Madelines mission to get Silas to
give up that inheritance.
But is Dad really dead?
After all, this is GH. You never
know what might happen,
Carlivati hints with a laugh.
Madelines husband might
come walking through the
door one day, played by William Devane! Who doesnt
want to see Abby and Greg
back together again?
FROM TOP: MICHAEL ANSELL/ABC; COVER PHOTOGRAPH BY MARIO CASILLI; DISNEY JUNIOR
BY MICHAEL LOGAN
This season, Vod runs for

class president. Her platform
is free french fries in the
dining hall. Vod operates on
carnal desires, says Ashton
5 THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT
Fresh Meats
Zawe Ashton
ED MILLER/CHANNEL 4/HULU
THE RAUNCHY BRITISH import Fresh

Meatabout six college students fumbling
through university while sharing an offcampus houseis one of Hulus most
streamed shows. Thats largely due to
29-year-old Zawe Ashtons performance
as the hard-living, straight-talking Vod.
Heres why we adore her. Aubry DArminio
OSCARS! Ashton watches the awards

ceremony live (they air early in the morning
in Britain) every year. Ill be up until 5,
she says. I have champagne, yet I also
dont take my pajamas off, so I look crazy.
4. SHE GOT MUSHY WHEN A U.K. POLL
REVEALED BRITONS WANTED HER TO
PLAY THE DOCTOR ON DOCTOR WHO.
I was thrilled because of what it meant
1. SHE HAS STYLE. Vod put on blue lipculturally, Ashton says. That part has
stick way before Rihanna. Ashton is behind
been filled by Caucasian men since it bemost of her characters partGrace Jones, gan. Im a different gender and a completely
part-granddad look. We thought, This
different race. It showed how peoples
might not [work]. Lets do it! says the
ideas of whats commercial have changed.
actress. So the response to her
5. SHE PICKS THE RIGHT ROLE
clothes has been surprising.
MODELS. After playing a great
FRESH MEAT
2. SHE CAN BE A SOFTY. In less
character like Vod, I want to
Hulu
capable hands, Vod might come
create one, says Ashton, whos
off as cold or unsympathetic. Vod has
also a playwright whose work has been
little subtext, and what you see is what
performed at Londons Royal Court Theyou get, explains the actress. But she is
atre. Look at Lena Dunham. She doesnt
vulnerable. Its kind of like a boxer who has leave it to other people. Longevity in
one hitting hand and the other is fragile.
acting comes from being an author. So
3. SHES NOT THE JADED TYPEIN
writing is my plan right now. Its a general
FACT, SHES STILL GIDDY ABOUT THE
world-domination plan. Its coming along.
NEW TO
STREAM
Adventure Time, Season 2 (3/30, Netflix); Blue, Season 3 (3/28, Hulu);

Line of Duty, Season 2 (available now, Hulu); Mad Men, Season 6 (3/30,
Netflix); Paloma, Season 2 (3/28, Hulu); Pramface, Season 3 (4/6,
Hulu); Rectify, Season 1 (available now, Netflix)
SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS
LOOKING FOR A HOLLYWOOD ENDING
The Los Angeles Dodgers are going for broke this season. When I
visited them in spring training, their thinking was World Series or
bustand they have the talent to do it, says John Kruk, the analyst
for ESPNs opening-night game as the Dodgers visit the San Diego
Padres (Sunday, 3/30, 8/7c, ESPN). With their $220-million-plus
payroll, the highest in Major League Baseball, Kruk says only injuries
can keep the Dodgers out of the Fall Classic.
Shortstop Hanley Ramirez, who suffered a rib fracture when he
was struck by a pitch in the National League Championship Series
last season, is now healthy, and Kruk says he has turned a corner
since helping the Dominican Republic win the 2013 World Baseball
Classic. They said when he came back from that he was like a
new person, [thinking,] This winning thing is fun and I want to
continue to do it.
Last June, outfielder Yasiel Puig came up to the big leagues,
igniting a run of 42 wins in 50 games for the Dodgers. Kruk says
the team knows they need to keep that same energy from
opening day till the end of the season. Karen Rosen
Thumb and hamstring

injuries limited Ramirez
to 86 games in the 2013
regular season, but he
still had an impressive
.345 batting
average
MLB Baseball Dodgers at Padres
NHL Hockey Wild at Kings
NHL Hockey Canadiens at Bruins
8/7c, ESPN
10/9c, NBCSN
Monday 3/31
Tuesday 4/1
Tuesday 3/25
MLB Baseball Cubs at Pirates
NBA Basketball Rockets at Nets
NHL Hockey Red Wings at Blue
1/noon c, ESPN
8/7c, TNT
MLB Baseball Red Sox at Orioles
NHL Hockey Flyers at Blues
3/2c, ESPN2
8/7c, NBCSN
7:30/6:30c, NBCSN
Jackets 7:30/6:30c, NBCSN
NBA Basketball Thunder at

Mavericks 8/7c, TNT
MLB Baseball Cardinals at Reds
Wednesday 3/26
4/3c, ESPN
NBA Basketball Heat at Pacers
MLB Baseball Rockies at Marlins
8/7c, ESPN
7/6c, ESPN2
NHL Hockey Flyers at Rangers

8/7c, NBCSN
Thursday 3/27 and

Friday 3/28
NCAA Basketball Championship Regional seminals 7/6, CBS;
MLB Baseball Mariners at

Angels 10/9c, ESPN2
Wednesday 4/2
MLS Soccer Chicago at D.C.

4/3c, NBCSN
NCAA Basketball Championship Regional nals 6/5c, TBS
Sunday 3/30
NHL Hockey Bruins at Flyers
noon/11am c, NBC
NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup in

Martinsville, Virginia 1/noon c, FOX
NCAA Basketball Championship Regional nals 2/1c, CBS

IndyCar Racing IndyCar Series
in St. Petersburg, Florida 3/2c, ABC
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NBA Basketball Spurs at

Thunder 8/7c, TNT
NHL Hockey Wild at Blackhawks

8/7c, NBCSN
NBA Basketball Mavericks at

Clippers 10:30/9:30c, TNT
Friday 4/4
NHL Hockey Capitals at Devils
NBA Basketball Nets at Knicks
7/6c, NBCSN
7/6c, ESPN
NBA Basketball Thunder at
MLB Baseball Phillies at Rangers
Rockets 9:30/8:30c, ESPN
8/7c, ESPN2
Saturday 4/5
NHL Hockey Bruins at Red Wings
MLB Baseball Twins at Indians
8/7c, NBCSN
1/noon c, FOX SPORTS 1
Soccer Mexico at USA 11/10c, ESPN2
MLS Soccer Seattle at Portland

3/2c, NBCSN
MLB Baseball Giants at Dodgers
7:15/6:15c, TBS
Saturday 3/29
Thursday 4/3
INDYCAR
RACING
Sunday, 3/30, 3/2c, ABC
The new IndyCar

season begins in St.
Petersburg, Florida,
with an old familiar
face: Juan Pablo Montoya, who won the
Indianapolis 500 back
in 2000, returns to the
series after 13 years on
the Formula One and
NASCAR circuits.
4/3c, FOX SPORTS 1
NCAA Basketball Championship Final Four 6/5c and 8:30/7:30c, TBS
Sunday 4/6
NBA Basketball Knicks at Heat
1/noon c, ABC
NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup in

Fort Worth, Texas 3/2c, FOX
NBA Basketball Lakers at

Clippers 3:30/2:30c, ABC
NCAA Womens Basketball

Championship Final Four
6:30/5:30c and 9/8c, ESPN
MLB Baseball Giants at Dodgers

8/7c, ESPN2
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Breaking into new groups can be daunting. Try
connecting to members individually. After a few
MARCH 21APRIL 20
one-on-ones, youll feel right at home. The new
moon in Aries on March 30 sparks your ambition and thirst for adventure. Invest in an experience that will
help you grow. IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS IN THE NEXT TWO
WEEKS: Instead of attempting to do it all alone, join forces with
competent, capable collaborators. Take the lead but be receptive
to their feedback, which can improve your plan A.
SCOTT: JASON LAVERIS/FILMMAGIC. INSET HEADS, CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: JENNIFER GRAYLOCK (2); MARK SELIGER/NBC;
JENNIFER GRAYLOCK; MATHIEU YOUNG/THE CW; JENNIFER GRAYLOCK (4); BOB DAMICO/ABC; JENNIFER GRAYLOCK
ARIES
BY THE ASTROTWINS, TALI & OPHIRA EDUT
Libra (Sept. 24Oct. 23)

MOLLY QUINN 10/8/1993
Drop-dead diva alert! When you
look good, you feel good. So start
upgrading your imagejust try to
avoid any citations from the fashion police. Long-in-development
partnerships become official after the 30th. Put
a ring on it, ink a deal or book tickets for a vacation for two.
Taurus (April 21May 21)
Scorpio (Oct. 24Nov. 22)
DAVID BOREANAZ 5/16/1969
CHLO SEVIGNY 11/18/1974
Embrace the continuum instead

of being so black and white, Taurus.
People you meet this week just
wont fit into little boxes. Keep an
open mind. These refreshing individuals broaden your perspective. Socialize
strategically until the 5th. Parties will double
as networking events.
A family member needs extra support. Warning: Youll burn out if

you dont take care of yourself
too. The new moon on the 30th
also ignites a health kickspring
training has begun! Rock your stylish workout
gear. A love connection could be sparked at the
gym or outdoor running trail.
Gemini (May 22June 21)
Sagittarius (Nov. 23Dec. 21)
ATTICUS SHAFFER 6/19/1998
CHRISTINA AGUILERA 12/18/1980
New you, new crew. Your

interests have evolved and
you need a fresh group of
c o m p at i b l e p lay m ate s .
They could arrive near the
new moon on the 30th. Keep your suitcase handy as these people may live in
different ZIP codes.
So many people, so little time.

Youre in demand the week of the
24th, so opt for group hangouts.
Then, get ready for your close-up. A
fame-boosting new moon brings
your talents into the spotlight. And a nice guy
or girl will woo you the week of the 31st.
Coupled? Retreat and feather your love nest.
Cancer (June 22July 23)
Capricorn (Dec. 22Jan. 20)
KEVIN BACON 7/8/1958
ALISON BRIE 12/29/1982
Join the American Dream

Builders. A new moon in
your success sector directs your gaze to a lofty
goal. This could take six
months, but the end result will be more
money in the bank. Start that side business youve been thinking about for years.
Youve been pushing people beyond their comfort zoneseasy

now. A little hand-holding helps
them gain confidence the week of
the 24th. Later, start a home improvement mission. Not loving where you
live? Call the Property Brothers and let the
house hunting begin.
Leo (July 24Aug. 23)
Aquarius (Jan. 21Feb. 19)
VERA FARMIGA 8/6/1973
MALESE JOW 2/18/1991
The truth shall set you free,

even if that means walking
away f rom a situation you
hoped would work out. Take a
deep breath, Leo, and let people
know whats bugging you. One relationship
may grow even stronger as a result of your
courageous communication.
Long-distance opportunities entice you, but dont wander too far

from home base right now. On the
30th, action heats up in your neighborhood. Get involved in a community group or start one yourself. Spring fever rages with Venus in Aquarius until the 5th. Go wild,
but then slow down and settle down.
Virgo (Aug. 24Sept. 23)
Pisces (Feb. 20March 20)
JOSH CHARLES 9/15/1971
AIDAN QUINN 3/8/1959
Youre comfortable in the

role of veep, but a powerful
leadership role beckons.
Dont let per fec tionism
prevent you from wearing the
crown. What you dont know, youll learn along
the way. Opposites attract after the 5th, so
open your mind to new types.
A text from an ex takes you by surprise. Trying to be just friends

could end up being a recipe for
heartbreak. Keep that door firmly
shut. (Willpower, Pisces!) Romantic Venus cruises through your sign for a
month, bringing fresh options or, if youre taken,
renewed interest in your mate.
For your extended forecast, go to www.astrostyle.com
ADAM SCOTT
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Science
Showtime
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
(6:00) Steel
Full House
Full House
M Maid in Manhattan (2002): Fluffy romance about a politician who mistakes a hotel
worker (Jennifer Lopez) for a socialite. Ralph Fiennes. Wayne Wang directed.
Wonder/Universe: The properties of light.

Wonder/Universe: Time's role in the universe.

Steel

M Gucci: The Director (2013): Gucci's Frida Giannini, the creative

M Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way (2013): Director: Donna
director of Italy's iconic fashion house, is the focus.
Zaccaro. d
M Superman Returns (2006): The superhero saves the world. v
M (6:30) X-Men: Patrick Stewart.
M (7:25) Planes (2013): Director: Klay Hall. M The Aviator (2004): Martin Scorsese's enthralling biography of filmmaker-aviator
PG
Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio). Cate Blanchett won an Oscar. Kate Beckinsale. PG-13
Sundance
Law & Order: A former singer's wife is found shot

to death. Gary Busey, Joe Piscopo. lv
Loredana, Esq.: A man draws a gun on robbers and

chases after them. l NEW
Law & Order: The detectives try to find the source

of a deadly virus. Dylan Baker. lv
Syfy
Bitten: Elena enters into damage-control mode

with Philip. NEW
Being Human: The most recent death in Aidan's

life weighs on him. NEW
Lost Girl: Bo is attacked by a vengeful Fae.
TBS

Sheldon's vacation.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl
TCM
(6:45) Kiss Them for Me (1957):

Sailors on four-day leave.
(8:45) Anchors Aweigh (1945): Two sailors, one naive and innocent and the other
dashing and caviler, go on leave in Hollywood, looking for fun and quite possibly falling in love.
TLC
Extreme Cougar Wives: A 70-year-old wears wigs

and dresses provocatively. dl
Extreme Cougar Wives: Profiles of women who

date younger men. dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl

Sheldon blows off Amy.
M Seven Psychopaths (2012): A screenwriter and his friends must contend with Los Angeles'
NEW

Stephen Hawking visits.
Extreme Cougar Wives: A 54-year-old who was

dumped by her ex dates a 25-year-old. dls
most-insane criminals after they kidnap a gangster's precious shih tzu. R
Sahara (2005): Explorer looks for

treasure in Africa. PG-13
TNT
Castle: In the Season 1 finale, a plastic surgeon is

found murdered in his car. dlv
(10:01) Dallas: The family could divide forever.

dlsv
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: The borough of Queens and Bizarre Foods America: Andrew visits Alaska in
the global goodies found there.
the Season 6 premiere. NEW
Bizarre Foods America: Seattle's unconventional

eats are explored. Stops include a farm.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Lizard Lick Tow l
Lizard Lick Tow NEW
Dave (1993): An employment-agency owner impersonates the U.S. president.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
Safecrackers, The NEW Lizard Lick Tow l

Uptown Girls: Brittany Murphy.
Every./Raymond: The
Everybody Loves
Barones' cable goes out. Raymond
Bask. Wives LA: A Palm Springs vacation. NEW

Single Ladies ds NEW
CSI: Miami: Alexx's son may be a murderer and the CSI: Miami: A phony 911 call leads to a man being
news stuns his mom. v
gunned down in his home by a SWAT team. v

CSI: Miami: A medical examiner is shot when she
arrives at a crime scene. lv
TMC
USA
VH1
WE tv
Dallas: The family could divide forever.

dlsv NEW
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock dl
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PACIFIC
8:30pm
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
ABC
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Coulson and his

team track the Clairvoyant to a train. dv
BROADCAST
(9:01) The Goldbergs:
(9:31) Trophy Wife
dl
Adam's first dance.
CBS
NCIS: A former NCIS agent washes ashore in New

Orleans. Part 1 of 2. lv NEW
NCIS: Los Angeles: A computer systems expert is

attacked. lv NEW
The CW
The 100: Survivors of a nuclear holocaust send kids Supernatural: Sam visits a town where ordinary
back to Earth. dlv NEW
people commit murder. NEW
Local Programming
Fox
Glee: April and Holly plan to save New Directions

from disbanding. dl NEW
New Girl: An attractive

neighbor. dl NEW
Local Programming
ION
Criminal Minds: A serial killer in Texas escapes as

the eighth season begins. lv
Criminal Minds: The bodies of two seemingly

unrelated victims are found. lv
Criminal Minds: A Kansas family are murdered.

lv
Bones: A mall Santa is murdered, and the

Jeffersonian team is on the case. dl
Local Programming
Chicago Fire
MyNetworkTV Bones: An archbishop is found murdered and the

Jeffersonian team suspects a serial killer. lv
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
dl NEW
(10:01) Person of Interest: Finch and Reese must

play politics while hunting a diplomat. lv NEW
NBC
The Voice: The battle round continues. Advisers

include Aloe Blacc, Jill Scott. NEW
(9:01) About a Boy

d NEW
PBS
The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama: A

Jewish history opens 3000 years ago. NEW

medieval era, when Jews struggled. NEW
Frontline: The battle against tuberculosis is

examined. NEW
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Storage Wars: An
auction in San Jacinto.

CABLE
Storage Wars
Storage Wars dl
ABC Family M (7:00) Abduction (2011): A teen learns

he was abducted as a child. lv
NEW
(9:31) Growing Up:

Joyce lands a job. NEW
Mind Games: The team help a whistle-blower who

was wrongly fired by his employer. NEW
Storage Wars
NEW
Twisted: A determined Danny wants to solve the

murder cover-up. dv NEW
Barry'd: An expensive
artifact is sold. NEW
Storage Wars: A visit to

Costa Mesa, Cal. l
Pretty Little Liars: The girls get answers about Ali

and the night she vanished. dlv
AMC
M (6:00) Rocky IV (1985): Sylvester Stallone packs another punch (and goes his third round
as writer-director) in a bout against a Soviet named Drago (Dolph Lundgren). Talia Shire, Burt Young.
Game of Arms: Kansas City defends its home turf

against New York. NEW
Animal
Planet
Frozen Planet: Rising temperatures and related

issues concerning the poles are discussed.
Frozen Planet: Polar-bear cubs learn to swim;

Arctic wolves hunt a musk ox.
BBC Amer.
BET
The Blue Planet: Creatures of the open ocean.

Life: Extreme stories of survival unfold. NEW Wild Things: Dominic travels to Kenya. NEW
Game: A pre-prom party The Game dls
Let's Stay Together
M (7:30) Friday After Next (2002): Two cousins (Ice Cube, Mike
d
is planned. dls
Epps) are robbed by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. dl
BIO
Bravo
Gangsters: Harry "Taco" Bowman. sv

The Real Housewives of New York City: Aviva
lands a book deal for her memoir.
Mobsters: Mob boss Mickey Cohen.

fight between Carole and Aviva. NEW
Cartoon
Uncle Grandpa
King of the Hill

dls
Cinemax
M (7:50) Ocean's Twelve (2004): Stylish thieves led by Danny Ocean go on a European
crime spree to pay back the casino owner they previously robbed of a cool $160 million. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes/Hazzard: Boss's twin brother shows up.

Shark Tank
Anderson Cooper 360
Kroll Show: Armond
Tosh.0: Daniel marks
moves in with his dad.
Valentine's Day.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef America: A hamburger battle.

The Freshman Class
Alas. Steel Men: A fishing boat is repaired. l
Alaskan Steel Men: A flooded engine room. l
Amish Maa: Levi puts Alvin in charge. NEW
48 Hours Myst.: The murder of David Coffin. v
48 Hours Myst.: The murder of Karen Tipton. v
M Cloud 9 (2014): A snowboarding diva reluctantly trains with a
(9:40) Liv & Maddie
former champion, who struggles with self-doubt.
Throwdown/Flay
Brunch @ Bobby's
Alaskan Steel Men: A floating barge in Anchorage.
Clash of the Ozarks l NEW
48 Hours/Evid.: A real-estate mogul is killed.
(10:05) Jessie: Luke
A.N.T. Farm: Olive sues
learns family history.
Fletcher.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
E! News Special
Pair of Kings
Zack & Cody
Pair of Kings
The Soup: Rob Huebel is Total Divas: Season 2 begins with Nikki facing life
on the guest list.
without John Cena as her boyfriend.
Pair of Kings
Pair of Kings
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus
NEW
Adventure Time
Frozen Planet: Examining how people survive at

the poles. Included: Conditions in Siberia.
Gangsters: Drug dealer Quasand Lewis is profiled.

The Cleveland Show: It's American Dad!: Stan

skip day at Jr.'s school. plays matchmaker.
American Dad!: Stan

makes a virtual girl.
M Pitch Perfect (2012): A college a

cappella group. PG-13
Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014: A comedy salute to troops.

The Prot
The Prot
Piers Morgan Live
CNN Special Reports
Tosh.0: The significance Tosh.0 dl
Tosh.0 dl NEW
of gravy. dl
Salute/Troops dl
Kroll Show l NEW
Encore
M The Transporter (2002): A contraband deliveryman (Jason

Statham) gets mixed up in an Asian slave ring in the south of France. PG-13
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
SportsCenter
SportsCenter
W. Bask. LIVE
Olbermann NEW
Friday Night: The state championship. NEW
M Adventures in Babysitting (1987): Mishaps of a high-school senior (Elisabeth Shue) who
takes along her suburban charges to rescue a friend stranded in Chicago. Sara: Maia Brewton. PG-13
Food
Fox Movies
Fox News
Fox Sports 1
FX
Chopped: Brook trout is showcased.

Chopped: Part 3 of 5. Comics compete.
M (7:00) Bucky Larson: Nick Swardson.
M Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999): A man becomes a prostitute. dls
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
M (7:00) Real Steel (2011): Retired pugilist Charlie (Hugh Jackman) and his estranged son Max
Justied: A shooting prompts Raylan and Boyd to
build and train a robot boxer after humans are replaced by machines in the ring. lv
question their moral boundaries. lv NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
M (6:30) Forget. Sarah: Jason Segel.

Web Soup
Web Soup
Golf Central
Inside the PGA Tour
76P
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M (9:35) RoboCop 2 (1990): RoboCop battles an evil cyborg who

is programmed to kill him. R
SportsCenter
NBA Tonight LIVE
NFL Live
White/Brawlers: A recruiter and former mentor.
M (9:45) Heathers (1989): Black
comedy about a clique. R
M Hall Pass (2011): Married pals get a reprieve from their wedding vows. dlsv
Heroes: Sylar visits his mother.
Heroes: Hiro prepares to face Sylar.
PGA Tour Classic: 2013 Texas Open final-round, with Martin Laird shooting a 63 to win the tourney.
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Baggage
Minute to Win It
The Waltons: Miss Mamie refuses surgery because The Middle: The family
her father died during an operation.
hosts Thanksgiving.
8:30pm
9:00pm
HBO
(7:30) Dark Shadows (2012): A cursed vampire returns home, only

to find his estate in ruins and his family plagued by macabre secrets. PG-13
Tuesday 3/25
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: Frankie's
parents visit. l
Family Feud
Frasier
Family Feud
Frasier

Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel NEW
M
night.
M Rugrats
M Madagascar 3: Europe's/Wanted (2012): Animal pals join a circus. M Pure Country 2: (2010): George Strait.
Sopranos: Tony has a streak of bad luck. lsv
M Mama (2013): A couple face a dark force after adopting their two orphaned nieces. PG-13
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack seek Mr. Chow after Alan is abducted. R
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
Property V.: Good feng
shui is important.
Property Virgins: A 73year-old woman.
Flip or Flop: A home

with a pool.
Flip or Flop: Tarek asks

his mother for help.
House Hunters: Homes

in Columbus, Ohio.

to Lucca, Italy. NEW
History
Counting Cars: A Stutz

IV-Porte is restored.
Counting Cars: A truck

is customized. l
Counting Cars: A showy

horse trailer. l
Counting Cars: Richard

Harrison stops by.
American Restoration
(10:31) American
Restoration
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files s
Forensic Files v
RightThisMinute
The Hills Have Eyes (2006): Grisly reworking of the 1977 horror classic follows a clan of mutant psychos who
terrorize vacationers in the New Mexico desert. Aaron Stanford, Ted Levine, Kathleen Quinlan, Emilie de Ravin. lv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Obsession: Dark: An apartment has a dark side.

Dance Moms: Enhanced episode includes
additional dance scenes. l NEW
Redrum lv
Redrum d
Dance Moms: Abby decides whether to make
Kalani a member. l NEW
Obsession: Dark Desires dlv

Kim of Queens: A swimsuit competition for the
older girls. l NEW

Diggers: Military
Diggers: The guys head
artifacts are hunted.
to Georgia.

Diggers: Juiced
Diggers: Juiced l

Teen Mom 2 l
Diggers: Diary pages are Diggers: A stash of gold.
dl NEW
sought. l NEW
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
RightThisMinute
(10:15) The
Hills Have Eyes II
M In the Dark (2013): A tragic accident kills an aspiring artist's husband and child and leaves M Shadow of Fear (2012): A coffee-shop
her blind. She hires a male nurse to help her and then learns that he is a dangerous stalker. lsv
waitress is stalked by a former coworker. v
M Hot Line
M (6:30) Hurricane: Denzel Washington. M The Purge (2013): A family defend their home.
NEW
NEW
NatGeoWild Stranger Than Nature: A downpour of fish.

Incred. Dr. Pol: Animals at the county fair. l
NBCSN
NHL Top 10 NEW
Barclays Premier League Encore NEW
Incred. Dr. Pol: A herd of cows is checked.

Show

Full House
OWN
Haves/Have Nots: Celine seeks to ruin Hanna;
Hanna fights to keep Benny on life support. l
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots: Jeffery suspects
Wyatt of his involvement in the accident. d
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots: Candace wants
Benny to be moved to a private hospital. l
Bad Girls All Star Battle: The winner is named in

Bad Girls All Star Battle: Part 1. A reunion.
Chasing Maria
Menounos NEW
Celebrities: Ice-T goes

undercover. NEW
Close Encounters
Close Encounters
Inside Comedy: Richard
Lewis. l
Oxygen
Science
Showtime
NEW
Unexplained: A man spontaneously combusts. Unexplained F.: Unusual lights are spotted.
The Impossible (2012): A family vacationing at a beach resort in Thailand desperately search
for each other after they are separated by the chaos caused by a tsunami. PG-13
Showtime 2 Shameless: Fiona violates her probation. l

House of Lies lv
Inside Comedy l
Spike
Ink Master: Bikini-clad twins get inked.
Ink Master
Starz
(8:15) Grown Ups 2 (2013): Old high-school pals recapture some of
(6:25)
Roxanne: Steve Martin. their past glories and learn life lessons from their kids. PG-13
Sundance
M Some Girl(s): A writer visits his exes.

M
M
M (6:00) In the Line of Fire (1993): M (8:45) Drop Zone (1994): A U.S. marshal (Wesley Snipes) takes a crash course in sky
Killer toys with Prez's guard. lv
diving to foil a plot hatched by drug terrorists. Gary Busey. Jessie: Yancy Butler. lv
Syfy
Face Off: Books by children's author Roald Dahl

inspire the artists.
Face Off: A mutant challenge. NEW
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge: Undersea

creatures are built. NEW

The Big Bang Theory
Wedding bells toll early. Man-in-space Wolowitz. dl
Cougar Town dlv
(8:15) Black Hand (1950): A hood returns to New York to

avenge his father's death, but soon starts to question his own ways.
The Three Musketeers (1948): A

new Musketeer befriends three compatriots.
NEW
Big Bang Theory: Amy

feels threatened. d
TCM
(6:30)
Cross of Lorraine
TLC
Little People, Big World: The Roloffs deals with

change in the family dynamic.
TMC
Gosford Park (2001): The beastly owner of a British estate is killed during a weekend shooting party in Robert
Altman's wry, all-star murder mystery. Kristin Scott Thomas, Maggie Smith, Helen Mirren, Michael Gambon, Emily Watson. R
TNT
M
S (7:30) NBA Basketball: New York at Los Angeles Lakers. LIVE
Inside the NBA LIVE
Travel
Bizarre Foods: Andrew looks back on memorable

hunting and fishing trips.
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: An

exploration of Jamaican cuisine.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
Hardcore Pawn
New in Town (2009): A Miami exec is relocated to rural Minnesota. NEW
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray
Everybody Loves
finds a stray dog.
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Benson poses

as a madam to catch a sex trafficker.
VH1
WE tv
Single Ladies ds
Law & Order: An accused murderer is his own
counsel. Tim Guinee, Keir Dullea.
Little People, Big World NEW
Andrew Zimmern's Big Departure: The host tests

preconceived notions of a locale. NEW
How Met/Mother
Modern Family: The

first day of school.
Modern Family
The Little Couple NEW
M Ghost Writer:
Ewan McGregor. PG-13
Hardcore Pawn NEW
Container Wars NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Chrisley Knows Best

NEW
Modern Family: Gloria's

mom and sister visit.
M A Lot like Love: Amanda Peet.
M All About the Benjamins (2002): Two men search for diamonds. lv
Law & Order: A trial probes the treatment of
research animals. Terrence Mann, Kevin Isola.
Law & Order: A woman's body is found in Central

Park. Ben Weber, Glenn Fitzgerald.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock l
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8:00pm
The Middle: Sue gets
several prom dates.
NEW
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Tonights
Highlights
8:30pm
9:00pm
Suburgatory: Lisa
proposes to Malik.
dl NEW
BROADCAST
Modern Family: Jay
(9:31) Mixology: Jessica Nashville: Rayna's and Luke's kids meet during
books a trip to Las
and Fab get to know
Luke's tour; Juliette dislikes Avery's bond with
Vegas. NEW
Dominic. dl NEW
Scarlett. NEW
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
CBS

of the game. NEW
Criminal Minds: Hotch fights for his life due to

complications from being stabbed by the Reaper,
and experiences visions of his late wife. lv
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The CSIs probe a

murder and robbery at a poker game that had $1
million in chips on the table. v
The CW
Arrow: The Huntress returns and takes hostages

at the courthouse. lv NEW

surprise. dlv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
American Idol: The finalists perform. dl NEW
ION
Local Programming
Burn Notice: Michael heads up a rescue mission

for a scientist. v
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A cop says he's not a Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A ballet student is
killer.
killed. dsv
Burn Notice: Sam reunites with Beatriz, who's on

the run from a deadly Russian spy. v
Local Programming
NBC
Revolution
(10:01) Chicago PD
PBS
Nature: A look at plants. Included: How they

"talk" to allies, eavesdrop on one another.
Nova: The 1963 assassination of President John F.

Kennedy is re-investigated. v
Secrets of the Dead: Dr. David Livingstone's diary

reveals that he witnessed a massacre. NEW
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E

ditch work.

CABLE
are challenged.
ABC Family Melissa & Joey

dls NEW
Duck Dynasty: Jase

Baby Daddy ds
NEW
Duck Dynasty: Si

Robertsons. NEW
Three Men and a Baby (1987): Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson play
fathers to an infant left at their door in this remake of a 1985 French farce, directed by Leonard Nimoy.
AMC
M Jaws (1975): An enormous great white shark terrorizes a summer resort town, where a police chief, a grizzled fisherman and an intrepid
Animal
Planet
Treehouse Masters: A butterfly-theme sanctuary.
Tanked: NASCAR champ Ryan Newman and his

wife, Krissie, ask for a desk aquarium.
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: The guys race to Milan.

The Game dls
Let's Stay Together
d
Top Gear: A road test with a Kia Cee'd.

Top Gear: A vehicle for the elderly.
Being Mary Jane (2012): A successful TV news anchor attempts to The Soul Man d
juggle her career, relationships and family commitments. dls
BIO
Bravo
Flip This House: A home in San Diego. l

The Beverly Hills ladies reunite.
Flip This House: A rundown San Antonio duplex.

Flipping Out: The staffers take a road trip when
Jeff accepts a quick gig in Arizona.
Flipping Vegas: Scott buys a vandalized house.

(10:01) Flipping Out: Jeff is frustrated dealing
with project delays. NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) Life of Pi (2012): A zookeeper's son is stranded at sea aboard a lifeboat with a zebra, M The Conjuring (2013): A family battle a
an orangutan, a hyena and a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker. PG
Dukes of Hazzard
M Mrs. Doubtre (1993): Dad disguises himself as a nanny in order to see his children.
Steven Universe
Regular Show
King of the Hill
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
South Park: Stan is

the "Golden Child."
Buried Treasure
Piers Morgan Live
South Park: Cartman
plays a border agent.
South Park: Butters

goes on medication.
Buried Treasure
Death Row Stories
Workaholics: A free
massage chair. NEW
marine biologist realize they're "gonna need a bigger boat" to battle the bloodthirsty beast. lv
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Mad Money
Anderson Cooper 360
Workaholics: The guys
decide to quit TAC.
Tanked: Unltered: A restaurant in Coney Island in

Brooklyn wants an aquarium.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef Amer.: Walter Royal faces Cat Cora. Grandmother's

Grandmother's
Hard Time: An Alaskan prison is visited. lv
San Quentin: Inside the Big House
Survivorman: Northwest Ontario is visited. NEW
Babies/Wedding: A destination wedding. l
DC Cupcakes: Sophie plans a baby shower. l
16 Wishes (2010): A girl makes a secret wish list to celebrate her
(9:40) Dog With a Blog:
16th birthday and is astonished when they begin coming true.
G. Hannelius.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
Koechner. NEW
Encore
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991): Robin of Locksley takes on the Sheriff of Nottingham to free Sherwood
Forest from his tyrrany.
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
SportsCenter LIVE
Olbermann
Horseplayers: Christian takes a break.
Horseplayers: Christian seeks redemption. NEW
(8:05) Buffalo Soldiers (2001): Sharp, irreverent satire about a scheming Army clerk
(Joaquin Phoenix) in 1980s West Germany. Scott Glenn. Gregor Jordan directed. R
Save My Bakery: Phatso's Bakery. NEW
Restaurant: Impossible: A charming caf in San

Diego is on the verge of bankruptcy.
Broad City dl
NEW

Prison Ink: A look at prison tattoos. lv
Ice Cold Gold: The miners find the Red Zone. NEW
19 Kids/Count.: Josh and Anna's third child.
(10:05) Liv & Maddie
A.N.T. Farm: Chyna
loses the Z phone.
Zack & Cody

Kickin' It: Jason Earles. Kickin' It: Jason Earles. Kickin' It: Jason Earles.
#RichKids of BH: The
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus The Soup: Guest: David
gang head to Las Vegas. with convincing from Brie.
Koechner. NEW
M
S (7:30) NBA Basketball: Grizzlies at Jazz. LIVE
American Dad!

Koechner.
M Batman
Forever: Val Kilmer.
SportsCenter LIVE
Tennis: Sony Open quarterfinals. Taped.
Southern Charm NEW
Trainspotting (1996): A tale of
heroin addicts in Scotland. R
S
M
Restaurant: Impossible: A New York-style pizzeria

in Baton Rouge. NEW
Fox Movies
(7:00) Bringing Down: Steve Martin.
Adventureland (2009): College grad works lousy job, but falls in love. dlsv
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
FX
(7:30) Iron Man 2 (2010): Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) battles Russian archnemesis
The Americans: Philip and Elizabeth are assigned a
Whiplash (Mickey Rourke) and powerful corporate rival Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell). lv
new handler. NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
78P
M
M Step Brothers (2008): Two goof-offs become family. dlsv
Legit l
Ali G: Rezurec. NEW
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: The heroes gather in New York.
Heroes: A new threat presents itself.
S (5:30) Golf: EurAsia Cup fourball matches in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. This is a new three-day team event matching Europe against Asia. LIVE
| TVGuide.com
Tonights
Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Mary Ellen falls for a MexicanAmerican paratrooper. Enrique Castillo.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Wednesday 3/26
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: Frankie and
Mike try a coup. l
Baggage
The Middle: Mike gives
Frankie grief. l
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Ego trips up
Frasier.
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Mystery
surrounds a visitor.
M (7:00) The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an Girls: Adam's opening Doll & Em NEW (10:25) Doll & Em
NEW
attempt to rekindle a romance with a married woman. PG-13
night.
M (7:00) Terra M Curse/Rabbit (2005): Two pals try to trap a beast.
M Curse/Rabbit: Director: Nick Park.
The Sopranos: A.J. sinks into a funk; tension rises M A Good Day to Die Hard (2013): John McClane travels to Russia to find his estranged son,
between Christopher and Paulie. lsv
Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley: A profile of Jackie Mabley (1894(9:15) Game of Thrones: Girls: Adam's opening
M Me,
A look back at Season 3. night.
1975), a legendary black comedian.
Myself &: Jim Carrey. R
Buying and Selling: Drew hunts for a spacious

home for a multigenerational family.
Property Brothers: Jonathan and Drew find the

perfect staycation home. NEW
House Hunters
History
American Pickers: Civil War relics are found in

New Jersey. l
American Pickers: A vintage-car company in

Oklahoma is visited. l
American Pickers: Glow-in-the-dark sculptures are

found in Colorado.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
RightThisMinute
RightThisMinute
The Perfect Storm (2000): Fact-based adventure about a boat skipper (George Clooney) and his crew in the path of a confluence of massive
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Unusual Suspects: A 1980 murder case is recalled.

Preachers' Daughters: Tori and Courtney sneak
dates in while playing tennis. dl
LMN
To Be Announced
More Max
M Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): Brave farmer Jack ventures into the land of giants on a mission
HGTV
My Dirty Little Secret v

Preachers' Daughters: Taylor realizes her love life
is a mess. l NEW

Teen Mom 2 l
Brothers in War: Narrator: Charlie Sheen. lv NEW
Dog Whisperer: An Australian shepherd.
NHL Top 10
NHL Top 10

OWN
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
NEW
M (7:30) Burlesque (2010): A small-town girl (Christina Aguilera) with big talent restores a
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM

M Lake City (2008): Man running from
drug dealer returns to childhood home. dlv

Strike Back: Origins: Porter goes undercover to
infiltrate a terrorist group.
Cesar 911: Aggressive boxers.
S Rugby Sevens: Sevens World Series

competition in Tokyo. Taped.
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
l
fading musical revue to glory, despite the initial misgivings of its proprietor (Cher) and stage manager.
Science
Showtime
House/Horrors v
House/Horrors v
Bring It!: Baby Dancing Dolls compete in place of
the Dancing Dolls. l NEW

Locked Up Abroad: Two American POWs who were
held captive in Vietnam are profiled. v
NatGeoWild Shear Madness: Natalie buys baby chicks. l

NBCSN
NHL Rivals: The
NHL Top 10
Rangers-Flyers rivalry.
Oxygen
House Hunters
International NEW
to rescue an abducted princess, risking a tenuous truce between humans and giants in the process.
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
NEW
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
The Face: The models learn about being brand

ambassadors. NEW
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman Strip the City: The infrastructure of L.A.
Quartet (2012): A group of retired opera stars stage an annual
benefit concert to cover the fees for their rest home. PG-13
M
M The Rundown (2003): Enforcer
hunts his boss' son in the Amazon. PG-13
M The Expendables (2010): Mercenaries fight a CIA agent gone rogue in South America. lv
M Rambo 4
M (7:10) Monsters University (2013): Mike Da Vinci's Demons: The Pazzis strike, leaving the M (10:05) Perfect Stranger (2007): A
and Sulley become rivals. G
reporter goes undercover. R
M (6:30) Drop Zone (1994): A marshal M (8:45) Hard Eight (1996): Gwyneth Paltrow in a tale of greed and addiction about hardlearns to skydive. lv
living gamblers with dark pasts. Philip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Samuel L. Jackson. lsv
M Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007): Third buccaneer adventure follows a
M (7:00) Men in Black (1997):
The Longest Yard (2005): A warden/football fan tags a new convict, an ex-pro QB, to
choose a team from among his inmates to play against the well-trained prison guards. PG-13
Secret agents against aliens living on Earth.
swashbuckling trio on a rescue voyage to wrest Capt. Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

l
The Big Bang Theory

dls
M (7:15) Meet Me in St. Louis (1944): Four sisters at the

turn of the 20th century learn vital lessons about life and love.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Deal With It: Included:

Heidi Klum. NEW
Red Dust (1932): The overseer of a rubber plantation in

Indochina gets involved in a love triangle.
Hoarding: Buried Alive: A man could lose his home

unless he can clean it up. NEW
M The Girl With Half a Face (2013): A

tumor is removed from a teen's face.
M The Perks of Being a Wallower (2012):
TLC
My 600-lb Life: A 700-lb. man tries to take control

of his life. l NEW
TMC
Dazed and Confused (1993): Nostalgic piece about the marijuana-induced shenanigans
of high-school friends on the last day of class in 1976. Jason London, Rory Cochrane. R
TNT
Castle: An ADA is murdered, and the investigation

is threatened. dv
(9:01) Castle: A double life is exposed when a dead (10:02) Castle: An amnesiac is the key witness to
man is found in a garbage chute. dv
an art dealer's murder. lv
Travel

explores Singapore's hawker stalls.
Toy Hunter: Superhero

memorabilia. NEW
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
South Beach Tow l

South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow l
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island: Bob
Everybody Loves
Denver, Alan Hale.
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
VH1
WE tv
T.I. and Tiny l

T.I. and Tiny l
Marriage Boot Camp: Season 2 begins.
Modern Family: A party

for Manny's birthday.
Rules/Engagemnt
A timid teen comes of age. PG-13
Backroad Gold: A unique Extreme Survival Bunkers: A look at survivor

station wagon. NEW
shelters.
South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Hot in Cleveland
Psych: Series finale. Shawn and Gus may split.

NEW
LIVE
Safecrackers, The
M New in Town
The Soul Man: Boyce
puts on a concert.
(10:07) Psych After Pshow NEW
Fabulous Life: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Fabulous Life: Beyonc and Jay-Z. l NEW
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock d
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8:30pm
Tonights
Highlights
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
BROADCAST
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: Cora coerces the Grey's Anatomy: Cristina envisions her life playing Scandal: Fitz and Mellie's kids join them for a TV
interview at the White House; Adnan seeks
Knave to hunt down Alice in a flashback; Jafar has out in two different ways based on one crucial
decision she faces. NEW
assistance from Harrison. NEW
the Knave steal from Alice. lv NEW
S (6:30) NCAA Basketball Tournament: A
Local Programming
The CW
The Vampire Diaries: Elena receives upsetting

news about Jeremy's personal life. lv NEW
Reign: Bash saves Francis' life while they're in the

woods. NEW
Fox
American Idol: A finalist Surviving Jack: Jack

Hell's Kitchen: Eighteen chefs compete in a
takes care of the kids.
challenge involving pigs and potatoes. The winners is eliminated. dl
LIVE
dls NEW
earn a luxurious day on a yacht. dl NEW
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A hotel owner's

murder is investigated. Hal Linden, Amy Ryan.
Criminal Minds: A killer targets women inside of a

gated community in New Mexico. lv
CBS
Sweet 16 game. LIVE
MyNetworkTV House: House sees Dr. Nolan and discusses the

case of a woman who has no memory. l
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A psychiatrist is

slain. Christopher Evan Welch, Victor Argo.
Local Programming
House: House assists at an emergency scene along Local Programming

with his team and Cuddy. d
NBC
Hollywood Game Night: The celebrity players are

Michael Chiklis, Thomas Lennon, Mario Lopez,
Retta, Paget Brewster and Alyssa Milano.
Hollywood Game Night: Cobie Smulders; Taran

Killam; Henry Winkler; Angie Harmon; Mayim
Bialik; and Mark Feuerstein. l
Parenthood: Joel and Sarah celebrate the

completion of their respective work projects, and
Adam takes Max on an adventure. l NEW
PBS
The This Old House Hour: A new front walk is

installed. NEW
The Bletchley Circle: Susan calls on her old pals

Millie, Lucy and Jean for help.

La.
Univision
Por siempre mi amor
Qu pobres tan ricos
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Si quits

his job.

CABLE
Robertsons.
ABC Family
(6:00)
Twister: Helen Hunt.
AMC
Duck Dynasty: Jase

loses his wedding ring.
Breaking Boston: A difficult choice is made by

Courtney. dl NEW
M Twister (1996): Spectacular special effects highlight this clich-riddled story of divorcing scientists (Helen Hunt,
M
Bill Paxton) who are obsessed with tracking tornadoes in Oklahoma. Jan De Bont ("Speed") directed. dl
M The Departed (2006): Martin Scorsese's charged crime drama about an undercover cop (Leonardo DiCaprio) who infiltrates a Boston mob
crew that has a mole (Matt Damon) in the state police department. Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg. dlsv
Animal
Planet
Alaska: The Last Frontier: Atz Lee and Eivin hunt

deer. lv NEW
Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw: The miners find the
Red Zone. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Kitchen Night.: A Brooklyn Italian restaurant.

Kitchen Nightmares: A Pittsburgh eatery.

Kitchen Night.: Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse.
Held Up (2000): A businessman (Jamie Foxx) gets involved in a
hostage crisis. Nia Long, Barry Corbin, John Cullum, Jake Busey. d
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Inside the Actors Studio: "How I Met Your
Mother" cast. NEW
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
The Millionaire Matchmaker: A professional sports Online Dating Rituals of the American Male
NEW
bettor and a Las Vegas mentalist. NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (6:15) Snow
Teen Titans Go!
White/Hunt (2012)
Johnny Test fv
King of the Hill ds
The Cleveland Show
The Purge (2013): A family defend their home against intruders
American Dad!
American Dad!
Mission: Impossible (1996):
Adaptation of the TV series. PG-13

Chicagoland
It's Always Sunny in
Tosh.0 dl
Philadelphia l

Chicagoland
Review: Sleeping with a Tosh.0: Daniel plays
Wiffle ball. dl
celebrity. ls NEW
Iron Chef America: Jamie Oliver and Mario Batali.

Alien Mysteries
Fast N Loud
48 Hours Mystery: The murder of Angela Lawless.
Dog With a Blog: Avery A.N.T. Farm: Chyna sees
takes dance lessons.
a street performer.
Eat St.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Alien Files
Fast N Loud
48 Hours Myst.: The murders of four teens. v
Austin & Ally: Austin is Fish Hooks
afraid to perform.
Eat St.
Eat St.: The Brunch Box.
Alien Files
Alien Files
Fast N Loud
48 Hours/Evid.: A deadly extramarital affair. v
Liv & Maddie: Liv
Good Luck C.: Charlie is
supervises a sleepover. cast in a play.
Wizards/Place
Chrisley Knows Best
Zack & Cody

Sex and the City
Zack & Cody

Zack & Cody
Sex and the City: In the series finale, Carrie grows
restless in Paris.
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Party Down South

Mad Money
Anderson Cooper 360
Chappelle's: A spoof of
the movie "Ghost."
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Disney XD
E!
Encore

the team into two groups. l NEW
Chappelle's: Musicians
become stars. l
Zack & Cody

Zack & Cody

Sex and the City: The
penultimate episode.
M Unforgiven (1990): A former gunslinger is lured into a bounty hunt strictly for the money, which has been put M (10:15) L.A.
Cond. Kevin Spacey.
up by a group of "working girls" as payment for bringing in the man who disfigured one of them. R
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
SportsCenter
SportsCenter
SportsCenter
Olbermann LIVE
Olbermann
College GameDay LIVE
Best Bars in America: Bars in Milwaukee.
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997): A student (Andy Comeau) finds a hit man's bag.
The Best Man (1999): A novelist sees pals at a wedding, after writing about them. Good
(10:05) Medicine Man (1992):
cast; familiar story. Taye Diggs, Nia Long. Written and directed by Malcolm D. Lee. s
Scientists seek a cancer cure. PG-13
Food
Chopped: Breakfast, lunch and dinner are prepared. Chopped Canada: The baskets provide slippery
ingredients. NEW
Fox Movies
(7:30) Marley & Me (2008): A young couple adopt a dog. dls
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Fox Sports Live
FX
(6:30) Friends With Benets (2011):
Saint George NEW
FXX
G4
Golf
80P
Beat Bobby Flay: A farm Beat Bobby Flay

girl vs. a city boy. NEW
To Be Announced
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Friends With Benets (2011):
M
Anger Management M
NEW
M X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009): A mutant discovers powers. lv
M X-Men
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: Niki leaves Las Vegas with Micah.
Heroes: Suresh unearths a painting by Isaac.
S (6:00) PGA Tour Golf Taped.
S Golf: EurAsia Cup foursome matches in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. LIVE
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Tonights
Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Mary Ellen resolves to further her
medical education. Judy Norton-Taylor.
HBO

night.
8:30pm
M (6:30) Now
You See Me PG-13
Thursday 3/27
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Mind of a Man dl
Middle: Mike teaches
Brick football. l
Mind of a Man dl
The Middle: Axl has a
new girlfriend. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Roz returns to
KACL. dl
Family Feud
Frasier: Love blinds
Frasier.
Game of Thrones: A look John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown: The actor-comedian's one-man show features recollections of his
back at Season 3.
HBO Family
(7:00) Epic: A teenage girl gets shrunk.
HBO
The Sopranos: The gap widens between the
Signature
families in New York and New Jersey. lsv
HBO2
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
M
M
M Parental Guidance (2012): Grandparents
(10:15) Diary
(8:45) Problem Child (1990): A childless couple adopt.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012): Two 12-yearolds run away together into the wilderness. PG-13
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
Veep: Selina's rivalry

with Danny Chung.
learn new tricks. PG
Rev. Run's Ren.: A sleek Rev. Run's Renovation

kitchen renovation.
House Hunters: Orlando

bodybuilders. NEW

to Stockholm. NEW
Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Pawn Stars: Making

Boy statue. l
beer. l NEW
Vikings: Lagertha and Ragnar unite to battle Jarl

Borg. lv NEW
HGTV
Renovation Raiders: A dull, dated kitchen is

renovated for a family of four. NEW
History

sword. l
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files s
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
(7:30) The Big Lebowski (1998): A slacker gets mixed up in a kidnapping plot. Jeff
Bridges, David Huddleston, John Goodman, Julianne Moore. ls
RightThisMinute
Portlandia: Doug and
Claire. NEW
RightThisMinute
Portlandia: A
motorcyclist visits.
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Blood Relatives: A seemingly perfect family. v

Project Runway: Under the Gunn l
Blood Relatives: A family have dark secrets.

Project Runway: Under the Gunn l NEW
Evil Twins
(10:01) Celebrity Home
Raiders NEW
(10:31) Celeb. Home: A

visit with Rick Harrison.
LMN
The First 48: A Detroit woman is bound and

stabbed.
The First 48: A Birmingham man is killed by stray

fire during a shootout.
Deadly Wives: Family secrets are revealed after a

husband is murdered. NEW
More Max
(7:30) For a Good Time, Call... (2012):

Women start a phone-sex line.
Armageddon (1998): Predictable disaster epic about a massive asteroid hurtling toward
Earth. Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck. Directed by Michael Bay.
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Sue hunts birds in her yard; Erik
has a snow-machine accident. l

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Sue encounters a predator
outside her tent; Andy buys a new sawmill. l
Pawn Stars l

Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: Chip and Agnes track a wolf for
its fur; Sue hunts for a moose. l
NatGeoWild Galpagos: The Galpagos Islands are explored in this look at the area's unique biodiversity. Included: advanced underwater cinematography.
NBCSN
(7:30) Auto Show: Los
Mobil 1 The Grid NEW
Mecum Prime: Auto-auction coverage from Kissimmee, Fla.
Angeles International.
Nickelodeon iCarly
OWN
20/20 on OWN: Linda Lusk, a woman who was
accused of sexual misconduct. v
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: A hairdresser learns about her
husband's mysterious past. v
Oxygen
(6:30)
Sleeping/Enemy
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
(7:00) People Like Us (2012): A
businessman returns home. PG-13
How It's Made
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
Friends
Friends
20/20 on OWN: A woman stands trial for her
husband's murder. v NEW
Last Holiday (1950): Alec Guinness gives a nicely understated performance in J.B.
Priestley's tale of a dying salesman on a lavish last fling. Mrs. Poole: Kay Walsh.
How It's Made
Last
Holiday: Alec Guinness.
Outrageous Acts of Science l
M Lawless (2012): Brothers get into bootlegging during the Great Depression, and they battle
M
treachery on both sides of the law as they expand their operation into the big city. R
M Passing Strange (2008): Spike Lee documents a performance of the Tony-winning musical "Passing Strange," which M Jungle
centers on a young black man who flees his strict religious upbringing by traveling to Europe in the mid-1970s. l
Fever: Wesley Snipes. R
M (6:30) Expendables: Sylvester Stallone. S Impact Wrestling: Jeremy Borash. lv NEW
M Air Force One (1997): Improbable but enjoyable action yarn about Russian terrorists
father fights terrorists. PG-13
who take the commander in chief (Harrison Ford) hostage aboard his plane. Korshunov: Gary Oldman. R
M (6:30) Deliverance (1972): City The Red Road: A newly informed Kopus heads to Law & Order: A case involving a stage mother and
Brooklyn. lv NEW
pornography. Marilyn Rockafellow. ds
guys raft a river in backwoods Georgia. lsv
M Alien vs. Predator (2004): Extraterrestrials battle at an underground base in Antarctica, Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge: Undersea
creatures are built.
and humans get caught in the crossfire.
S (7:00) NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet 16 game. LIVE NCAA Post Game: A Family Guy: Lois runs Family Guy: Peter goes
tournament wrap-up.
for mayor. dls
back to 1984. dl
M (7:00) A Hatful of Rain (1957): A M Shake Hands with the Devil (1959): Story of a student drawn into the 1921 Irish
look at drug addiction.
Rebellion. James Cagney, Don Murray, Glynis Johns, Dana Wynter, Sybil Thorndike.
TLC
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo l
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo l NEW
TMC
M The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012): Bella, Edward and Jacob band together to M Passion Play (2010): A trumpeter and a
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
fight a group of ancient vampires who are threatening to destroy Bella and Edward's family. PG-13
circus girl fall in love. R
TNT
Castle: The sexual-domination scene in New York

is investigated. dsv
(9:01) Castle: Part 1 of 2. A clever serial killer is

tracked by Castle and Beckett. lsv
(10:02) Castle: Conclusion. A clever serial killer is

tracked by Castle and Beckett. lv
Travel
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: Strange

eats in Pennsylvania are sampled.
Mysteries at the Museum: The host examines

jagged shrapnel from an explosion. NEW
Mysteries at the Museum: An exhibit devoted to

investigative journalist Don Bolles.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl NEW
Mystic Pizza (1988): A coming-of-age tale of the love lives of three young women.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray
goes on TV.
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A sorority

pledge is raped on a college campus.
VH1
WE tv
Menace II Society (1993): Tale of urban blight. lsv

Mary Mary
Mary Mary NEW
Suits NEW
Parks and Rec.
(10:01) Sirens NEW
M Purple Rain (1984): Prince. dlsv
WGN America How I Met Your Mother
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers
My Best Friend: Julia Roberts.
(10:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray and Robert
bond after spending a night out on the town.

Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock l
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8:00pm
Last Man Standing
NEW
CBS
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
8:30pm
NEW
S (6:30) NCAA Basketball Tournament: A
9:00pm
9:30pm
BROADCAST
Shark Tank: A former pro football player.
10:00pm
10:30pm
(10:01) 20/20 NEW
Local Programming
Sweet 16 game. LIVE
Whose Line?: Kat

Graham; Greg Proops.
Hart of Dixie: Joel hires unreliable workers to do

renovations, and one gets hurts. l NEW
The CW
Whose Line Is It
Anyway? dl NEW
Fox
Rake: Mikki's former pimp is charged with assault. Enlisted: Schneeberger

dlsv NEW
dupes the group. NEW
ION
Burn Notice: Sam befriends a heroin dealer as part

of a plan to help the CIA retrieve a weapon. v
MyNetworkTV Monk: Monk investigates a girl's disappearance,

which seems to be linked to a UFO sighting. v
NBC
Dateline NBC NEW
PBS

Gwen Ill NEW

NEW
Por siempre mi amor
A&E
The First 48: A mother is gunned down in

Cleveland; a man is shot at a birthday party.
AMC
Local Programming
Burn Notice: Michael and Sam try to rescue an

ailing boy from his father. v
Psych: Shawn fakes psychic abilities and ends up

with a gig helping the police department. v
Monk: Monk poses as a hit man to prevent an

assassination. dlsv
Local Programming
(10:01) Hannibal: Will makes claims about the
Ripper's true identity. v NEW
Univision
ABC Family
Raising Hope
dlsv NEW
Local Programming
Live From Lincoln Center: Tony Award winner

Patina Miller ("Pippin") performs. Taped.
10 Buildings That Changed America: A tour of 10

influential American buildings.

CABLE
The First 48: A man is killed during a robbery at a
gas station. l NEW
Qu pobres tan ricos

Beyond Scared Straight: A troubled teen lashes
out while visiting a prison. dl NEW
M (7:30) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001): Lad enrolls in wizard school in this first entry in the popular series. v
M X2: X-Men United (2003): Action-packed, all-star sequel in which the Marvel Comics mutant superheroes band together when the
government tries to eliminate them. Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry. Bryan Singer directed. lv
Tanked: The Las Vegas Natural History Museum
wants an aquarium that features a carousel.
Tanked: Memorable tanks are recalled by Brett and

Wayde. NEW
Animal
Planet
Tanked: Unltered: Acrylic ocean waves are

molded for a realistic reef. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET

Blade Runner (1982): A detective hunts robots in 2019 L.A. v
(7:30) Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008): A Chicago mom meets relatives while
Scandal
attending her long-estranged father's funeral in Georgia. d
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
The Fast and the Furious (2001): A young FBI agent goes undercover to investigate a series of hijackings. Rapidly
becoming involved in gang activity, including late-night car races, he begins to relate with his subjects.
Food Factory
Fast/
Furious: Paul Walker.
Cartoon
World/Gumball: A germ
seeks revenge. fv
American Dad!: Stan

becomes a frail old man.
Cinemax
(8:15) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): Brave farmer Jack ventures into the land of giants to
(5:45)
The Negotiator (1998) R rescue an abducted princess, risking a tenuous truce between humans and giants in the process. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity: The ventriloquist performs with old favorites Peanut, Walter. l
Mad Money
Death Row Stories
Anderson Cooper 360
Futurama: Bender's in a Futurama: The
Key & Peele: Racist
Key & Peele: Racist
cook-off.
Professor joins a gang.
zombies. dl
superheroes. l
Tosh.0: Daniel reviews

"brotography." dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Dinner: Impossible: Irvine arrives at Six Flags. Good Eats

Good Eats
Sons of Guns: Charlie works on a rare rifle. NEW
NY ER l
NY ER l
Sydney ER
Sydney ER
Tangled (2010): A thief (voice of Zachary Levi) meets his match in an impossibly long-haired
beauty (voice of Mandy Moore) who yearns to escape her imprisonment.
Good Eats
Good Eats
Game of Stones: The team get stranded. NEW
Vegas ER
Liv & Maddie: Willow
Austin & Ally: Ally
pitches softball.
assumes an alias.
Disney XD
E!
Zeke and Luther

Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
Total Divas: Daniel Bryan decides to get a tour bus Fashion Police: Guest host Eva Marcille. NEW
Zeke and Luther

Hello Ross NEW
Encore
The Incredibles (2003): Wild romp about a retired superhero who gets back into action.
Voices include Holly Hunter and Craig T. Nelson. Written and directed by Brad Bird. PG
M Oz the Great and Powerful (2013): A
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
SportsCenter LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
Olbermann LIVE
Olbermann
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
The 13th Warrior (1999): Viking warriors abduct an Arab emissary (Antonio Banderas) in
922. Diane Venora, Omar Sharif, Dennis Storhoi. R
SportsCenter LIVE
Dream On
Dream On
(9:45) Halloween: Resurrection
(2002): Teens stay in home of killer. R
Annoying Orange: The

gang attend a wedding.
King of the Hill: Luanne

moves out. ls
The Cleveland Show

dlsv
American Dad!: Stan's a

make-believe sleuth.
M (10:15)
Stoker (2013) R
M Dunham/Achmed Saves America (2014)

CNN Spotlight
S Unguarded
Tosh.0 dl
Zeke and Luther

E! News Special: Stars
show off their closets.
magician travels to Oz. PG
Food
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In
Diners/Drive-In: Memorable Italian dishes.
Fox Movies
Baby Mama (2008): Surrogate-motherhood comedy. dl
When in Rome (2009): Kristen Bell.
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Hannity
FX
Star Trek (2009): J.J. Abrams resurrects Gene Roddenberry's sci-fi franchise with this prequel about the formation of the Enterprise's crew.
James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) is forced to take command of the starship after an enemy attack, but he comes into conflict with Spock. dlsv
FXX
G4
Golf
82P
M
M Green Lantern (2011): A test pilot gets superpowers and battles a dark force called Parallax. lv
M Green
Web Soup
Web Soup
Heroes: Monica shows new abilities.
Heroes: Peter is sought in Ireland.
S Golf: EurAsia Cup. LIVE
S (6:00) PGA Tour Golf Taped.
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Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
When Calls the Heart: The town welcomes back
Jack as a hero for capturing the Tollivers.
HBO
8:30pm
Friday 3/28
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: Frankie
looks for a friend. l
Baggage
The Middle: Sue wins a
family trip. l
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Dating bestirs
Frasier.
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Martin's jealous
of Ronee.
Renovation Real: A 500- Renovation Real: A pink

square-foot addition.
House Hunters: A Reno

couple with $185,000.
House Hunters: Married

geologists.
American Pickers: The guys visit a Finnish sauna

and an art-gallery outhouse in Michigan.
American Pickers: A Royal Pioneer motorcycle is

found in South Florida.
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack search for Mr. Chow after Alan is kidnapped by a Real Time With Bill Maher NEW
M (7:00) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002): The wizard's second outing. M (9:45) Titan A.E. (2000)
The Sopranos: Phil rejects Tony's compromise. Girls
M The Watch (2012): Suburbanites battle aliens. R
Doll & Em
(8:25) Doll & Em
M Gangster Squad (2013): An LAPD unit fights mobsters from the East Coast. R
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
Renovation Real: A tiny

History
American Pickers: A 1947 Chevy pickup truck is

found on Whidbey Island, Washington.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files s
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Slap Shot (1977): The manager of a struggling minor league hockey team finds success after he encourages his players to engage in lots of
on-ice fighting, but feuds with his best player, who wants to play a clean game, as a result. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
To Be Announced
Wife Swap
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
To Be Announced
Celebrity Wife Swap: Antonio Sabato Jr.'s fiance
swaps with Mick Foley's wife. l NEW
Nightmare Next Door dv

Betty White's Off Their Betty White's Off Their
Rockers dl
Rockers dl NEW
M The Eleventh Victim (2012): A therapist pursues a serial killer she once prosecuted when she M Summoned (2013): A woman
worked as a district attorney after he is suspected of murdering some of her clients. lv
investigates murders. sv
M Trance (2013)
M (7:05) Ted: A teddy bear comes to life. M Transporter 2 (2005): Chauffeur battles kidnappers.
MSNBC Documentary
MSNBC Documentary
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
M My Boss's Daughter: Ashton Kutcher.
Worst Weather Ever?: The effects of global warming and its relationship to extreme weather are
explored. NEW
NatGeoWild Cesar 911: Aggressive boxers.

Cesar 911: A Rottweiler with a temper. l
NBCSN
World Series of Fighting 6: MMA action in Coral Gables, Fla. Included: Josh Burkman vs.
Steve Carl; Marlon Moraes vs. Carson Beebe; and Jon Fitch vs. Marcelo Alfaya. Taped.
Nickelodeon (7:00) To Be Announced

OWN
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
The Thundermans
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
To Be Announced
How Human Are You?: Leadership is explored.

World Series of Fighting 5: MMA action
in Atlantic City. Taped.
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Full House
The Diamond Collar
l NEW
Oxygen
Failure to Launch (2006): A 35-year-old (Matthew McConaughey) won't move out of his
parents' house. Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bartha.
The Family Stone (2005): A

careerist meets the family of her fianc.
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
How It's Made
How It's Made
How It's Made
How It's Made
M The Cold Light of Day (2012): A hotshot stockbroker must save his M (10:05) The Canyons (2013): A man
family after they are kidnapped during a vacation in Spain. PG-13
M
S
M
M
M The Shining (1980): Version of the horror novel about a haunted hotel and its effects
M (7:00) A Nightmare on Elm
Street (1984): A dead killer pursues teens. lv
on a writer and his family. lv
Helix NEW
S (7:00) NCAA Basketball Tournament: A Sweet 16 game. LIVE NCAA Post Game: A Family Guy: A "Star Wars" spoof in which Chris is
tournament wrap-up.
Luke Skywalker and Peter is Han Solo. dlv
M (7:00) Big Night (1996): Stanley M Soylent Green (1973): Charlton Heston and Edward G. Robinson in a melodrama set in
Showtime 2
Lawless (2012): Brothers get into bootlegging during the Great Depression. R
Californication ls
Nurse Jackie l
Spike
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Bellator MMA: Shlemenko vs. Ward for the middleweight title. LIVE
Starz
(7:25) Planes (2013): Director: Klay Hall.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013): A demon-slaying NYC teen enters an alternate
PG
dimension to save her mother from terrifying creatures. PG-13
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
TMC
Tucci, Isabella Rossellini, Tony Shalhoub.
overpopulated, undernourished 21st-century Manhattan. Shirl: Leigh Taylor-Young.

Randy Knows Best
Say Yes to the Dress

NEW

Unveiled NEW
Say Yes/Dress: Randy

Knows NEW
M Java Heat (2013): An American teams up with a Muslim cop to stop a terrorist who has
kidnapped a sultan's daughter in a bid to get his hands on Indonesia's royal treasury. R
Something Borrowed/
New NEW
Something Borrowed,
Something New
M Assault on Wall Street (2013): A man

shoots up Wall Street after losing his job. R
TNT
Cold Justice: Kelly and Yolanda land in Iowa to

investigate a 1983 double murder. NEW
(9:01) Inside Job: An online furniture company

offers a job to battling candidates. l NEW
(10:01) Save Our Business: A furniture-mattress

store is revamped. l NEW
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Unusual dishes in Hawaii.

Included: dried octopus bile sac.
Ghost Adventures: Sharon Tate's death is

examined in the Season 9 premiere.
The Dead Files: Investigating the abandoned New

Mexico State Penitentiary in Santa Fe.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Every./Raymond: Ray is (9:36) Everybody Loves
ordered to play golf. Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A case involves

fratricide and a controlling mother.
Modern Family
Marriage Boot Camp
Best Week Ever NEW

Fabulous Life Of... l
Marriage Boot Camp
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
VH1
WE tv
How Met/Mother
Modern Family: Phil and Modern Family: A

Modern Family: Lily's
Claire's anniversary. Mother's Day excursion. birthday party. l
M (7:30) Purple Rain (1984): Rock star Prince plays an up-and-coming musician. dlsv
Jokers dl
Safecrackers, The
Unfaithful: A woman commits adultery.
(10:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray sets up an
office at home.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock dl
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Nightline Prime NEW
20/20 Saturday NEW
48 Hours
48 Hours NEW
10:30pm
ABC
Castle: The body of a rising pop star is found in an

alley, and the singer's wild lifestyle is
investigated. l
CBS
2 Broke Girls dl
The CW
Fox
Local Programming
Almost Human: A chrome is murdered, but the
only sign of trauma is a small hole in the back of
his neck. lv
The Following lv
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Part 1 of two. The

detectives try to find a missing girl. d
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Conclusion. A

powerful judge's son becomes a suspect. d
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A woman is found

mutilated upon returning from Guatemala. v
Mom

NBC
PBS
Local Programming
Univision
M (7:00) La Ley del Monte (1976)
Saturday Night Live
Austin City Limits: Bonnie Raitt performs songs

from her "Slipstream" album.
Sbado gigante d
CABLE
Flipping Vegas: Counterfeit products fill a house
purchased by Scott.
Local Programming
A&E
Flipping Vegas: Scott buys 11 unfinished villas in

Henderson, Nev. l
ABC Family
(7:30) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007): In this action-packed entry, Harry and his friends form a
group called "Dumbledore's Army" to defend themselves against the Dark Arts during their fifth year at Hogwarts. v
AMC
The Walking Dead: The Season 4 opener finds Rick

and the group at the prison. lv
The Walking Dead: A brand-new enemy has the

group fighting. lv
The Walking Dead: One group leaves the prison in

search of supplies. lv
Animal
Planet
Too Cute! NEW
Too Cute!
My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks: A cat attacks

others that live under the same roof. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Star Trek: TNG: Crew members fall into comas.

Ripper Street: Reid ventures into the occult. lv NEW
Big Momma's House (2000): An FBI agent (Martin Lawrence) goes undercover to investigate a bank robbery.
Sherry: Nia Long. John: Paul Giamatti. Trent: Jascha Washington. Nolan: Anthony Anderson. Ben: Carl Wright. d
BIO
Bravo
Food Tech: Mexican food is the subject.

Favorite Foods USA: Mega meals and food.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Street racers try to nail a drug lord. High-octane action, but the
story is a lemon. Paul Walker, Tyrese. The sequel to 2001's "The Fast and the Furious."
Cartoon
Cinemax
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central

purchased by Scott. NEW
M Harry Potter:
Daniel Radcliffe.
M Red Dragon
M Daddy's/
Girls: Gabrielle Union.
American Eats: The soft-drink industry.

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Street
racers go undercover in Miami to catch a drug lord.
M
M
M (7:00) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010): Boy King/Hill: Teri Garr is a King of the Hill l Family Guy: Chris takes Family Guy: Meg looks
deals with middle school. v
guest voice. l
up puppetry.
after Joe. dlsv
M The Godfather, Part II (1974):
M (7:00) The Godfather (1972): Best Picture chronicles the epic tale of a 1940's
mobster family in New York City, where the father builds an organized-crime empire. R
Vito Corleone's rise. R
M (7:00) Paul Blart (2009): Kevin James. Swamp Hunters NEW Swamp Hunters NEW My Big Redneck NEW Tattoo Titans NEW
The Prot
Chicagoland
(6:30)
Liar Liar: Jim Carrey.
The Suze Orman Show

The Prot
Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown
Death Row Stories
Dumb and Dumber (1994): Two inept pals become embroiled in a kidnapping plot when they try to return a
briefcase to a lovely woman, who left it in an airport...on purpose.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Unique Sweets
Unique Sweets
Hillbilly Blood l
Hillbilly Blood
Addicted: A homeless couple. lv
(7:00) Tangled (2010): Thief meets a
long-haired gal.
Restaurant Takeover: A greasy spoon needs help.

Hillbilly Blood
Hillbilly Blood l
Disney XD
E!
M (7:00) Maid in Manhattan (2002): A M 13 Going on 30 (2004): A girl magically fast-forwards to adulthood after wishing she
politician falls for a maid.
could skip adolescence.
M A Knight's Tale (2001): Deliberately anachronistic yarn, set to classic rock music, about a medieval peasant with a M (10:15)
Encore
Restaurant Takeover
To Be Announced
Timber Kings NEW
Addicted: A 26-year-old alcoholic gets help. l
Addicted: A heroin addict. dl
(8:45) Despicable Me (2010): A man tries to steal the moon with
Mighty Med: Bradley
the help of an army of minions, but three orphans thwart his plans.
Steven Perry. NEW
Phineas and Ferb
SlugTerra fv
Gen-X attitude who poses as a noble to partake in jousting tournaments. Pure historians will wince! PG-13
SportsCenter LIVE
Phineas and Ferb
Looper (2012) R
ESPN
SportsCenter LIVE
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
E:60 Presents
NBA Tonight LIVE
30 for 30
Friday Night Tykes: The playoffs arrive.
Friday Night Tykes: The state championship.
Derailed (2005): Murky tale of blackmailers targeting
Hard Target (1993): A seaman (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
adulterous lovers. Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston. R
aims to stop hunters who prey on humans. Lance Henriksen, Yancy Butler. R
Food
Diners/Drive-In: A trip
to Key West, Fla.

Dives
Fox Movies
The A-Team
(8:40) FXM Presents
Fox News
Huckabee
Fox Sports 1 Super. LIVE
Fox Sports Live
FX
(7:00) Rio (2011): Two birds are
kidnapped.
FXX
G4
Golf
84P
SportsCenter LIVE
Diners/Drive-In: Asianfusion cuisine.
has a four-star burger.

Dives
M The A-Team (2010): Soldiers fight to clear names. lv

Stossel
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
Rio (2011): A rare bird named Blu (voice of Jesse Eisenberg) is brought to Rio de Janeiro to
mate with a female (voice of Anne Hathaway) of his species.
M
M
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
It's Efn' Science
Web Soup
S (6:30) PGA Tour Golf: Valero Texas Open third-round play in San Antonio. This event was started in 1922. Taped.
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Diners/Drive-In: Meat is
on the menu.
M Super 8
Web Soup
Tonights
Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
(7:00) Meet My Mom (2010): A mother
falls for a soldier.
HBO
8:30pm
9:00pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
9:30pm
Mind of a Man dl
Mind of a Man dl
When Calls the Heart: Abigail lets go of her grief
and imagines a future with Bill. NEW
Saturday 3/29
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
Baggage
Just Desserts (2004): Lauren Holly stars
as a Manhattan pastry chef.
M
M
M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an abrasive Boston cop to take down S Boxing: Kovalev vs.Agnew 03292014
Live. LIVE
M (7:00) Dennis/Menace: Walter Matthau. M (8:45) Parental Guidance (2012): Grandparents learn new tricks. M Apollo 13
M (7:25) Dream House (2011): A maniac M Oblivion (2013): A repairman works on a deserted Earth and encounters a mysterious woman
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
threatens a family. PG-13
in a space pod. In time, he learns that history has been distorted by the ruling powers that be. PG-13

night.
Vice: Shane Smith goes

to Greenland.
HGTV
Property Brothers: Parents of twin babies have run Property Brothers: A modern house is sought by a
out of space in their cramped condo.
couple who have been renting.
History
Pawn Stars: A Silent

Scope arcade game.
Pawn Stars: A rare

guitar. l
(10:31) Pawn Stars

l
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files NEW

Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files v
Scarface (1983): A refugee turns drug lord in Miami after leaving Cuba. Inspired by actual events. lsv
Forensic Files v
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Who the (Bleep) v

Who/Did I Marry
Fatal Vows: A couple's open marriage. sv
Zoe Gone (2014): A baby is kidnapped from a park when the child's teen mom becomes too
distracted reading text messages from her ex-boyfriend to pay attention to her little girl. v NEW
LMN
The Ghost Inside My Child: A boy has night terrors

about drowning. v
More Max
(7:30) Scary Movie (2000): Raunchy

spoof of teen horror films. Shawn Wayans.
M Identity Thief (2013): A Denver businessman chases an Orlando thief who stole his identity
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Drugs Inc.: Drug trafficking in Miami is examined.
d
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
To Be Announced
Pawn Stars l
Boardwalk Empire: Chalky goes on the lam with

Daughter following a close call.
Game of Thrones: Edmure meets his bride.
HBO2
Pawn Stars: A jet pack.

l
Pawn Stars: A Beatles

management contract.
House Hunters Renovation: A home search in

California. NEW
M
M
Celebrity Ghost Stories: Pam Grier. NEW
Fatal Vows: A love triangle becomes violent.

The Wrong Woman (2013): A woman
doubts her innocence. dlv

past life as a circus performer. l NEW
and ruined his credit rating with a huge spending spree.
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
M Vampires Suck: Matt Lanter. dlv
NatGeoWild Incred. Dr. Pol: Animals at the county fair. l

Incredible Dr. Pol: A computer upgrade is put off.
NBCSN
(6:00) WSOF Premier League Match of the Day NEW
9 LIVE
Shear Madness: A shearing device is set up. l

WSOF 9:
From Las Vegas. Taped.

Haunted Hathaways
OWN
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's l
Full House
Full House
Deion's Family Playbook: Deion's rough schedule
lands him in the hospital. NEW
The Thundermans
The Thundermans
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's dl NEW
Oxygen
The Princess Diaries (2001): In this modern-day fable, a European queen travels to San
The Princess Diaries (2001): Gawky

teen learns she's royal.
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
(7:00) The Longest Yard (2005):
Cons vs. guards in football is the matchup. PG-13
Outrageous Acts: The Mexican firework hammer.
Showtime 2
M
M (6:40)
How It's Made
How It's Made
M Crash (2004): In present-day Los Angeles, a dozen people experience different forms
of racism that adversely affect their lives. R
M (8:20) Quartet (2012): A group of retired opera stars stage an
M The Impossible (2012): A tsunami
Welcome to the Punch R annual benefit concert to cover the fees for their rest home. PG-13
separates a family. PG-13
Spike
Starz
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Sundance
(6:30) The Big Lebowski (1998):

Comedy about a slacker. ls
Auction Hunters NEW

Auction Hunters NEW
Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo uses his wiles to
restore order to Florence. NEW
M
M (7:00) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
M Margin Call (2011): Investment-firm analyst Peter Sullivan (Zachary Quinto) uncovers
disturbing information that could put his company in jeopardy. l
TBS
NCAA Basketball Post Game Show: A tournament

wrap-up.
Family Guy: Joe has a

leg transplant.
TCM
(7:00) Shock Corridor (1963): A

reporter feigns insanity.
TLC
48 Hours Hard Evidence: A couple are assassinated 48 Hours Hard Evidence: A wife is killed and her
husband is the suspect. v NEW
in Wisconsin. v NEW
TMC
(6:55) Sahara (2005): Explorer looks

for treasure in Africa. PG-13
Syfy
(2009): Vampires vs. werewolves.
Family Guy: Part 1 of 2. Family Guy: Conclusion.

dlsv
dlsv
Family Guy: Peter's an

illegal alien. dsv
While the City Sleeps (1956): When a media mogul dies, his ambivalent son lets three
newsmen vie to take over the business, and ambition collides with danger.
Deadly Sins lsv NEW
M
M (5:00) Lord of/Rngs: 2 (2002):
M No Tell Motel (2012): Andrew MacFarlane, Angel McCord, Chelsey M High Tension:
Reist. lv
Ccile de France.
M The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003): Frodo (Elijah Wood) is
Travel
Ghost Adventures: The guys step back in time to

the Wild West while in Santa Clarita, Cal.

Ghost Adventures: A search for the ghost of

American poet Robinson Jeffers (1887-1962).
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Amazing Race: The racers visit Sri Lanka. NEW
Gilligan's Island
(8:36) Gilligan's Island
Lizard Lick Tow l

Lizard Lick Tow l
Survivor: Another castaway is voted out. NEW
(9:12) Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank turns 65,
but Ray has no gift at his party. Peter Boyle.
Lizard Lick Tow l

Safecrackers, The
(9:48) Everybody Loves (10:24) Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
USA
Modern Family: Manny's Modern Family: Haley

date gets a makeover.
takes her driver's test.
Modern Family: Claire's

elaborate Halloween.
Modern Family: Alex

goes to her first prom.
Modern Family: Jay

Modern Family dl
marks another birthday.
VH1
WE tv
The Greatest: Conclusion. Top pranks.

Will & Grace: Dylan
McDermott guest stars. mom visits.

mom visits.
Will & Grace: Jack gives

Grace advice. d

to make a sex tape. NEW
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
30 Rock: A health scare.
TNT
Frodo continues on his quest. v
Rules/Engagemnt
tempted by the power of the ring in the Oscar-winning finale of the trilogy. v
M Malibu's Most Wanted (2003): A kid's rap act irks his dad. dlv
30 Rock dl
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ABC
America's Funniest Home Videos:

Clips include a salute to hopping
dogs; farm mishaps. NEW
Resurrection: Bellamy searches for

Caleb with help from Sheriff Fred.
v NEW
CBS
60 Minutes NEW
The Amazing Race: All-Stars l
The Good Wife: Alicia enlists Cary as The Mentalist: Jane sets a trap for a
her lawyer when Dubeck wants her to group of art thieves; Lisbon forms a
participate in a deposition. NEW
bond with an agent. lv NEW
The CW
Fox
Local Programming
Bob's Burgers:
American Dad!
The Belchers take dlsv
NEW
a train. NEW
Simpsons: Homer Family Guy: Peter Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: A

becomes a World takes up
journey back to 1809. NEW
Cup ref. NEW
smoking. NEW
Local Programming
ION
Leverage: Nate helps a horse trainer.

lv
Leverage: The crew battles an

avaricious real-estate baron. lv
Leverage: The high-tech Robin Hoods

try to rout a crooked judge. lv
Leverage: Nate and Co. target a

Serbian adoption agency. lv
American Dream Builders: Two midcentury modern abodes are turned

into dream homes. l NEW
Believe: A dragnet closes in as Tate

helps Bo. NEW
Crisis v NEW
Masterpiece Classic: Season 2 of "Mr. Selfridge" opens with the London

store celebrating its fifth anniversary. NEW
NEW

NBC
The Voice: A recap of the battle
round. l NEW
PBS
Nature: A look at plants. Included:

How they "talk" to allies.
Call the Midwife: Jenny tries to help

a couple. NEW
Univision
Aqu y ahora

Duck Dynasty
Sal y pimienta
A&E
Duck Dynasty
ABC Family
(5:30) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 (2010): Harry
must destroy Voldemort and end his reign of terror. v
AMC
The Walking Dead: A place for a new

shelter is found. lv
The Walking Dead: Faith becomes a

survival tool for some. lv
The Walking Dead: Rick faces sheer

brutality. lv NEW
(10:01) Talking Dead: The "A"

episode is discussed. lv NEW
Animal
Planet
To Be Announced
Ice Cold Gold
Ice Cold Gold
Ice Cold Gold
BBC Amer.
BET
Duck Dynasty
CABLE
Duck Dynasty
(10:01) Revenge: Emily looks into a

mystery from the past. NEW
Duck Dynasty: A family reunion is

planned by the Robertsons.
Duck Dynasty
Duck Dynasty
M Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011): Harry Potter
faces Voldemort in a final showdown between good and evil. lv
M (6:30) Red Dragon (2002): Ex-FBI agent tracks a killer.

M (5:30) Daddy's/Girls: BET Awards 2013 d
M Silence/Lambs (1991): An FBI trainee hunts a killer.


(9:31) The Real Housewives of
(9:01)
(10:31)
Housewives/Atl. Atlanta
Housewives/Atl.
A divorc falls for a lawyer. dl

BIO
Bravo
Cartoon
Cinemax
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central

NEW
M (6:00) Diary/Wimpy Kid Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! King of the Hill King of the Hill Bob's Burgers: Bob's Burgers
(2010): Boy deals with middle school.

Bob fires his kids. dl
M (6:20) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A farmer M (8:15) Big Momma's House 2 (2006): An FBI M The Dark Knight Rises
fights giants. PG-13
agent dons a fat suit to go undercover as a nanny. PG-13 (2012): Batman fights Bane. PG-13
Cops Reloaded
Cops Reloaded
M The Rock (1996): Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage take on terrorists at Alcatraz. Ed Harris.

Chicagoland
Death Row Stories
Death Row Stories
(5:30)
Dumb and Dumber (1994): Two inept pals become embroiled in a kidnapping plot
Liar Liar
when they try to return a briefcase to a lovely woman, who left it in an airport...on purpose.

Chicagoland
Amy Schumer/Sex: Comedian Amy
Schumer performs. l
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Unique Sweets
Freshman Class
Jessie: Jessie
I Didn't Do It
tries to impress.
Grandmother's
Grandmother's
Cheap Bites
Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou Buying the Bayou
Naked and Afraid l NEW
Untold Stories of the E.R.
Untold/E.R.: A nurse collapses.
Despicable Me (2010): A man tries to steal the moon with the help
of an army of minions, but three orphans thwart his plans.
The Best Thing

Unique Eats
Naked NEW
Jessie: Debby
Dog With a Blog:
Ryan.
G. Hannelius.
Disney XD
E!
Mr. Young
Mr. Young
Total Divas: Season 2 begins.
Kick Buttowski
Kick Buttowski
Randy Cunningha Phineas and Ferb
Total Divas: Brie wants a tour bus for Total Divas: Summer Rae makes an
Daniel Bryan.
instant enemy of Brie. NEW
SlugTerra
Eric & Jessie
Brown, Elisabeth Shue, Lisa Banes, Laurence Luckinbill, Kelly Lynch. R
Biopic of a Vietnam veteran. R
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
NEW
Zack & Cody

Chrisley Knows
Best NEW
M (6:20) The Transporter M 21 Jump Street (2012): Two youthful cops go undercover at a local M (9:50) Platoon
high school to investigate a dangerous drug ring. R
Courier takes on a slave ring. PG-13
(1986): The diary of a Vietnam GI. R
SportsCenter
S (5:00) MLB Baseball: L.A. SportsCenter LIVE
Dodgers at San Diego. LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
S NHRA Drag Racing: The SummitRacing.com Nationals in Las Vegas. Taped.
College GameDay
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Party Down
Party Down
M (6:00) AntiTrust: A M Cocktail (1988): Tom Cruise as a cocky bartender. Bryan
M (9:45) Born 4th July:
man discovers a conspiracy. PG-13
Food
Chopped: Part 3 of 5. Comics compete Food Court Wars: Waffles vs.

in the "Tournament of Stars."
sandwiches. NEW

of Stars" continues. NEW
Cutthroat Kitchen: The first challenge

involves pesto pasta. NEW
M
M Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011): A man inherits six penguins.
The Kelly File
Stossel
S
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
M
M (8:42) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is
transformed into a superhero, and he uses his newfound abilities to protect America. v
M The Other Guys (2010): Dim detectives work a case. dlv
OtherGuy
M (6:00) Hall Pass
That's Tough
That's Tough
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Web Soup
Web Soup
S (6:00) PGA Tour Golf: Valero Texas Open final-round play at TPC San Antonio. Martin Laird won this event last year. Taped.
Fox Movies
Ice Age 3 (2009): Animals find a new world.
Fox News
Huckabee
Fox Sports 1
Ult. Fighter lv
Fox Sports Live
FX
(6:03) Thor (2011): Thor fights to save
humanity by battling a destructive force. v
FXX
G4
Golf
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Hallmark
Newlywed Game Newlywed Game

M (6:00) Just Desserts
(2004): Costas Mandylor stars.
7:30pm
8:00pm
HBO
M (6:45) Mama (2013): A couple face a dark force

after adopting their two orphaned nieces. PG-13
8:30pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
9:00pm
9:30pm
1 vs 100
1 vs 100
M A Crush on You (2011): Secret-admirer e-mails go to the wrong
woman, whose coworker was the intended recipient.
Sunday 3/30
10:00pm
M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an

HBO Family M Ice Age 4 (2012): Manny and pals face pirates.
Anna Deavere
HBO
M (5:25)
M (7:15) The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)
Signature
Admission PG-13 Magicians battle it out in a fight to stay relevant. PG-13
M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an attempt to rekindle a

romance with a married woman. PG-13
HGTV
House Hunters
Caribbean Life
NEW
Caribbean Life
NEW
Ax Men l
Vice
M 42 (2013): Biopic of Jackie Robinson.

M Gangster Squad (2013): An elite police squad fights to save the
city of Los Angeles from a power-hungry East Coast mobster. R
HBO2
House Hunters
International
10:30pm
Mind of a Man
Mind of a Man
When Calls the Heart: Abigail lets go
of her grief.
Hawaii Life: A
Colorado couple.
Hawaii Life
Ax Men l
M
Prometheus R
Living Alaska
NEW
Living Alaska
NEW
History
American Pickers: A 1944 HarleyDavidson is found in Arkansas.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
M (5:00) The Departed (2006): Cop
infiltrates a Boston gang. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime

Dateline on ID
M The Ugly Truth (2009): Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler star as
television personalities who debate gender stereotypes. d
LMN
M (6:00) Montana Sky (2007)

Three half sisters meet. v
More Max
M (6:50) The World Is Not Enough (1999): James Bond

protects an heiress from a terrorist. Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau.
M Die Another Day (2002): James Bond battles a madman who

has a space-based weapon with the help of an enigmatic female spy.
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness
Ridiculousness
To Be Announced
MSNBC Documentary
Wicked Tuna: The fleet battle for
leadership of the scoreboard. NEW
NatGeoWild The Rise of the Black Wolf

NBCSN
NHL Overtime
NHL Top 10
LIVE
Nickelodeon (5:30) Drake

SpongeBob Sq.
OWN
Oprah's Lifeclass: Author Bren
Brown discusses bravery.
No Man's Land: Jason loses his water

supply. lv NEW
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
M (8:15) No Country for Old Men (2007): Coen Brothers' mesmerizing crime opus about a
Texan (Josh Brolin) who finds a fortune in drug loot. Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. lv
Unusual Suspects v
Drop Dead Diva: Jane prepares for a
date with Grayson. l NEW

To Be Announced
M Escape From Polygamy (2013): Two teens in love try to escape

from a polygamous community where their relationship is forbidden. ds
M Winter's Bone (2010): An

Ozarks teen seeks her dad. dv
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness
Ridiculousness
MSNBC Documentary
Alaska Fish Wars: Dino is stranded
without help. l NEW
America's Greatest Animals: America's most iconic animals. v

The Rise of the Black Wolf
Premier League Match of the Day
Barclays Premier League Match of the Week NEW
See Dad Run
To Be Announced
Oprah Prime
Oprah Prime NEW
Instant Mom Full House

Lindsay l NEW
Oxygen
Snapped
Snapped: The death of an Ohio man

by antifreeze poisoning.
Snapped: A bizarre bombing and a

body in a freezer.
Science
Showtime
MythBusters NEW
M (5:30)
House of Lies
Impossible PG-13 lv
MythBusters: An out-of-control car.

Shameless: Fiona violates her
probation. ls
MythBusters
MythBusters: A cannon made of ice.
Shameless: Fiona is hauled away to a House of Lies
House of Lies
lsv NEW
lsv
correctional facility. lsv NEW
Showtime 2 M (5:30) Lincoln (2012):

Lincoln works to ban slavery. PG-13
Snapped
M Original Sin (2001): Romance, deceit and mystery in 1880s Cuba.

Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie, Thomas Jane, Jack Thompson. R
M Biutiful (2009): A criminal

learns he's dying. R
Spike
Starz
Bar Rescue dl
M (6:15) Grown Ups 2 (2013):
High-school friends reunite. PG-13
Bar Rescue l
Bar Rescue l NEW

Catch NEW
Catch/Contract.
M Mortal Inst. (2013): An
NYC teen battles demons. PG-13
Sundance
The Red Road: Jean's emotional

instability. lsv

compromised. lv

M Brokeback Mountain
Gay cowboys fall in love. lsv
Syfy
M (6:30) 30 Days of Night (2007): An army of vampires descend on a

small Alaskan town to stage a blood orgy. Josh Hartnett, Melissa George.
M Let Me In (2010): Bullied 12-year-old Owen (Kodi Smit-McPhee)

befriends his mysterious neighbor Abby (Chloe Moretz). NEW
TBS
M (6:00) Anchorman:
Spoof of 1970s TV newscasts.
The Big Bang

Theory dl
TCM
M I Dood It (1943): A tailor courts a dancer, who marries him to

make her wandering-eye boyfriend jealous.
M The First Auto (1927): A father objects to cars and his son's
interest in the new "horseless carriage."
TLC
My Five Wives d
L. I. Medium
The Big Bang

Theory dl
Long Island
Medium l
The Big Bang

Theory dl
Long Island
Medium l
NEW
The Big Bang

Theory dl
L. I. Medium
NEW
The Big Bang

Theory l
The Big Bang

Theory dl
My Five Wives NEW
TMC
M (7:10) The Words (2012): A writer finds a manuscript and passes

it off as his own, but he soon experiences a crisis of conscience. PG-13
M Silver Linings Playbook (2012): A bipolar man bonds with a

promiscuous widow and offers to be her partner for a dance competition. R
TNT
M (5:00) Pirates/
Caribb.: Pirate retrieves ship. dv
M National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007): Nicolas Cage returns in this formulaic
sequel about a race to find an ancient city of gold. Jon Voight, Harvey Keitel, Ed Harris. v
Travel
Hotel Impossible: Anthony travels to

Juneau, Alaska.
Mysteries at the Museum: Included: a Mysteries at the Museum: The host

poker chip.
investigates a fire.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
truTV Top Funniest

truTV/Funniest: A go-kart is towed.
World's Dumbest dlv
World's Dumbest dlv
M (6:00) Thelma & Louise: Susan Sarandon.
M Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002): Mother-daughter strife.
(6:49) Gilligan's
(7:21) Gilligan's
(7:54) Gilligan's
(8:27) Gilligan's
Everybody Loves (9:36) Every./
(10:12) Every./Raymond: Ray takes
Island
Island
Island
Island
Raymond
Raymond
charge of the checkbook.
USA
NCIS: An explosion on a Navy ship is

investigated.
NCIS: Ducky and Jimmy disappear.

dlv
NCIS: A marine's death in

Afghanistan is investigated.
NCIS: Tony's father visits him at

Christmas.
VH1
WE tv

Law & Order: Detectives investigate
a violinist's murder.

Law & Order: The detectives
investigate a prisoner's murder.
Basketball Wives LA dlv

Law & Order: A murder case also
involves adoption.
Fabulous Life: Beyonc and Jay-Z.

Law & Order: A former Black Panther
stands trial for murder.
WGN America M A Few Good Men (1992): JAG lawyers defend marines accused of murdering a soldier, who died.
M (10:32)
Nat'l Treasure
Church Secrets and Legends: A story

on Scientology. NEW
30 Rock
30 Rock
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9:30pm
Mom NEW
10:00pm
10:30pm
(10:01) Castle: A body is found in a building fire,

but the cause of death turns out to be a gunshot
wound. lv
Intelligence lv NEW
CBS
How I Met Your Mother: Series finale. We learn

what the gang did in the years between Barney
and Robins wedding in 2013 and 2030. NEW
Friends With Better

Lives: Series premiere.
dl NEW
The CW
Star-Crossed: Grayson relies on Emily, which puts

her relationship with Roman on hold. NEW
The Tomorrow People: Stephens brother

disappears. lv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
Bones: The team must identify the remains of a

cremated body. dlv NEW
The Following: Ryan and Mike investigate another

massacre they think is linked to Joe Carroll. lv
Local Programming
ION
Criminal Minds: A gang of killers attacks a new

victim every night. lv
Criminal Minds: A killer in Tampa is hunted.

lv
Criminal Minds: College students are targeted by a

killer in San Diego. lv
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A doctor's

murder is investigated. dlsv
Local Programming
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A prostitute

claims that she killed in self-defense. dlsv
NEW
NBC
The Voice l NEW
PBS

features an 1891 badge. NEW

features a circa 1930 painting.
Independent Lens: The struggles of a small-town

high-school basketball team. NEW
Univision
Porque el amor manda
Mentir para vivir
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Jase


CABLE
To Be Announced
ABC Family
AMC
(10:01) The Blacklist v NEW
Duck Dynasty: Si

dlsv NEW
M Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011): War rages as Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) attempts to destroy the last remaining pieces
of Voldemort's soul and defeat the villain once and for all. In the process, however, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. lv
M Shooter (2007): A former Marine is
M (7:30) John Q (2002): A man (Denzel Washington) takes hostages in an ER to get an
operation for his son. Earnest but implausible. Robert Duvall, James Woods. lv
framed for a political assassination attempt.
Animal
Planet
River Monsters: Unhooked: Behind-the-scenes of a River Monsters: Unhooked: A trip to Australia to

journey to southern Africa.
catch a rare shark in the Fitzroy River.

the team into two groups. l
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: Jeremy tests a Ferrari F12.

New York Undercover
Top Gear NEW

New York Undercover
Top Gear: The guys build a hovercraft.

New York Undercover
BIO
Bravo
Charles Ng and Leonard Lake dsv

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: An episode
featuring social-media content.
First/Killers: A talk with Ronald DeFeo. v

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Conclusion.
The Beverly Hills wives reunite. NEW
Amityville: A Ronald DeFeo Jr. interview. v

Southern Charm: The gang attends a white-tie
Carolina Day bash. NEW
Cartoon
Cinemax
King/Hill dls
(6:30) Stoker:
Mia Wasikowska. R
The Cleveland Show
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes of Hazzard
Mad Money
Anderson Cooper 360
Futurama
To Be Announced
Piers Morgan Live
South Park: A first kiss South Park: Cartman
for Butters. l
starts a business. l

The Don Lemon Show
Making the Case
South Park: Stan's
want to be wrestlers.
stuck in a rut. l
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef Amer.: David Kinch vs. Bobby Flay. NEW Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Epic Homes: A tour of private island paradises.
Epic Homes: Homes with high-tech features.
Fast N' Loud: The guys overhaul a Jeep. NEW
Dr. G: Med/Exam: A woman is found dead.
Trauma: Life in the E.R.
Geek Charming (2011): A snobbish girl (Sarah Hyland) is the subject of a film geek's
documentary in hopes it will help her popularity.
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Epic Homes: Beach homes that stand out.
Lords/Hoards: Two 1955 Pontiac Chieftains. NEW
When Surgical Tools Get Left Behind
Good Luck C.: Teddy
Jessie: Jessie joins a
throws a slumber party. comedy class.
Disney XD
E!

(7:00) E! News
King of the Hill l
Cleveland Show NEW
lost island with his stepfather. PG
Rick and Morty NEW
Futurama: The hunt for

a space whale.
threatens Earth. PG-13
M
NEW
Family Guy NEW
M (8:15) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012): Sean travels to a M Armageddon (1998): An asteroid
Crash & Bernstein

Married to Jonas
Lab Rats
To Be Announced
Lab Rats
Lab Rats
Lab Rats
M (9:40) Unforgiven (1990): An ex-gunslinger is lured into a
Encore
Hard to Kill (1990): In a coma for seven years, a presumeddead detective vows to avenge the murders of his wife and son. R
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
W. Bask. LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
(7:00) MLB Baseball: Seattle at Los Angeles Angels. LIVE
Psych
Psych
Amelie (1961): Story of an orphan (Marie-Jose Nat) who finds she is losing her lover
(Jean Sorel) to a flirtatious circus girl. Emanuelle: Sophie Daumier. Fany: Clotilde Joano. NR
SportsCenter LIVE
Olbermann
Psych
(10:05) Venus (2006): An aged
actor woos a teen woman. R
Food

Mystery Diners: A
dinner theater. NEW
bounty hunt strictly for the money, put up by prostitutes. R
S
M
Worst Cooks in America: The winner is named in

Fox Movies
Bringing Down the House (2003): Lawyer woos a con on-line. dlsv
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Fox Sports Live
FX
(7:00) X-Men: First Class (2011): Prof. Xavier (James McAvoy) and Magneto assemble a
team of superpowered mutants to save mankind from nuclear annihilation. lv
FXX
G4
Golf
88P
M Bringing Down: Steve Martin.

Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Archer NEW
M
M Wanted (2008): A wimpy account manager (James McAvoy) is recruited into a secret society of assassins. lsv
Airwolf
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Big Break Florida
Mystery Diners
Chozen: Season finale.

NEW
Wanted
Heroes
Feherty: Golfer Matt Kuchar is the guest.
Tonights
Highlights
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8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
Baggage
The Waltons: Mary Ellen searches for her husband, Middle: Frankie argues
who may be alive. Judy Norton-Taylor.
with a teacher. l
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
9:00pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Monday 3/31
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
Middle: Spring cleaning
makes trouble. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Bebe Neuwirth
reappears as Lilith.
Family Feud
Frasier: Celebrity
delights Niles.
M Prison Terminal/Jack Hall (2013):

M (9:45) U. of Ghetto Klown: The
M
Director: Edgar Barens.
Sing Sing NEW
actor's one-man show.
M (7:00) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012): Bilbo Baggins goes on a quest.
M Drive Me Crazy: Melissa Joan Hart.
The Sopranos: Loyalty to Tony reaches a critical
Vice: Shane Smith goes M Snitch (2013): A father infiltrates a drug cartel in order to save his
stage for those within his sphere of influence. to Greenland.
M Now You See Me (2013): Four magicians shower their fans in cash stolen from corrupt
(7:25) Taken 2 (2012): A man must save
his family. PG-13
business leaders and hoodwink the FBI agent who's on the case. PG-13
HGTV
Love It or List It: A run-down bungalow doesn't

feel like home to a woman.
Love It or List It: Owners of a Victorian home

that's in a central location. NEW
House Hunters: A news

anchor in Fargo, N.D.
History
Swamp People lv
Swamp People lv
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Up in Smoke (1978): Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong wrote and star in this farce about
two eccentrics searching for some potent marijuana. Stacy Keach, Strother Martin, Edie Adams. l
RightThisMinute
RightThisMinute
(9:45) Beerfest (2006): Men drink
for America. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
20/20 on ID: The murder of Timothy MacNeil.

Stalked dv
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Ice Cold Killers dv

To Be Announced

to Vevey, Switzerland.
Stalked v
M A Nanny's Revenge (2012): A woman vows revenge against a wealthy contractor who is
M A Sister's Secret (2009): An employee
responsible for her parents' deaths. dv
plots revenge against an executive. v
M (7:00) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A M Constantine (2005): A man guides a cop through a world of demons and angels. Stylized
but muddled. Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou.

Teen Mom 3 l
Brain Games: Illusions
are explored.

Teen Mom 3 l
None of the Above: A
Numbers Game: Stats
tablecloth trick. NEW
on gullibility. NEW
Brain Games: Color is

the topic.

House of Food: Series premiere. NEW
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: A journey back to
1809.
NatGeoWild Caught in Act: An act of octopus cannibalism.

Jobs That Bite!: A lion gets a physical exam. l
NBCSN
(7:30) Premier League
Barclays Premier League Manchester Mondays NEW
Review Show NEW
Jobs That Bite!: Bees are relocated.

Show

Full House
OWN
Full House
Lindsay l
Full House
Full House
Oxygen
Freedom Writers (2007): Hilary Swank stars in this fact-based story of an idealistic teacher at a tough high school
in California who tries to inspire her troubled students through journal writing. Patrick Dempsey, Scott Glenn, Imelda Staunton.
Science
Showtime
Beyond the Wormhole: Aliens' thinking skills.

event occurs. lsv
event occurs. lsv
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Full House
M Sleeping/
Enemy: Julia Roberts.
Beyond/Wormhole: Exploring racial matters.

M On the Road (2012): An aspiring writer hits the road with a charismatic ex-con and the
M (10:05) The Canyons (2013): A man
latter's wife in a bid to experience true freedom. R
M G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009): Military unit saves the world from a corrupt arms dealer and a nefarious organization known as Cobra. lv
M (7:15) 50 First Dates (2004): A gal M Iron Man 3 (2013): Iron Man battles an enigmatic terrorist called the Mandarin with the help
with no memory is wooed. PG-13
of Col. James Rhodes and a precocious young boy. PG-13
Sundance
Law & Order: A woman involved in a 1971 crime is

found. Mary-Joan Negro. lv
Loredana, Esq.: A client is stabbed six times during Law & Order: Van Buren shoots a teen during a
a dispute. lv NEW
holdup. S. Epatha Merkerson. dlv
Syfy
Bitten: Elena goes against her Alpha when she

embraces her killer instinct to free Clay. NEW
Being Human: Moving day arrives for the roomies.

NEW
Lost Girl: Bo is uncertain about assuming her role

in a prophecy. NEW
TBS
Family Guy: Peter is

paralyzed. dlsv
Family Guy: It's Peter

vs. James Woods.
Family Guy: Brian

chases after Lois.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
On/Waterfront
Eva Marie Saint: Live From the TCM Classic Film:

An interview with Eva Marie Saint.
Raintree County (1957): The effects of the Civil War on an

Indiana community. Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Eva Marie Saint.
TLC

Boo l

Boo l
To Be Announced
TMC
Coach Carter (2005): A California high-school basketball coach (Samuel L. Jackson) teaches responsibility to a
cocky, undisciplined team. An inspiring but overly preachy fact-based drama. Rob Brown. Thomas Carter directed. PG-13
TNT
Castle: Encoded evidence sparks Castle's

imagination. v
Dallas: John Ross races to find funds to keep a

lease deal alive. dlsv NEW
(10:01) Dallas: John Ross races to find funds to

keep a lease deal alive. dlsv
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew visits Alaska's

Copper River Basin in the Season 6 premiere.
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew's discoveries in

Vancouver include box crab. NEW
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew explores Central

Florida. He eats frog legs in the Everglades.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Lizard Lick Tow l

Count It Down
Gilligan's Island

To Be Announced
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
Lizard Lick Tow l

Count It Down
Everybody Loves
Raymond
TCM
VH1
WE tv
M (6:00)
M
Lizard Lick Tow l

Gilligan's Island
Basketball Wives LA lv NEW

CSI: Miami: A therapist's daughter dies and the
doctor's private files are stolen. dv

Boo l
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Lizard Lick Tow NEW

Everybody Loves
Raymond

Boo l
Big Bang Theory: Raj's

date ditches him. d

Boo l
M Killing Them
(2012): Brad Pitt. R
Safecrackers, The
Everybody Loves
Raymond
T.I. and Tiny NEW

Black Ink Crew dl NEW
This Is Hot 97 l
CSI: Miami: Two men involved in a Miami fight
CSI: Miami: A teen is murdered in a trendy fashion
club are murdered in the Everglades. dv
boutique. dlv
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock dl
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(9:31) Trophy Wife
(9:01) The Goldbergs
dl NEW
NEW
10:00pm
10:30pm
Mind Games v NEW
ABC
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. NEW
CBS
NCIS: Conclusion. A copycat of the Privileged Killer NCIS: Los Angeles: Hetty sends the team on a
rescue mission to Afghanistan when she learns
is hunted in New Orleans. lv NEW
that Kensi has disappeared. lv NEW
(10:01) Person of Interest lv NEW
The CW
The Originals: Rebekah gets locked up in a

sanatorium where she worked in 1919. lv

surprise. Meanwhile, Raven helps Abby. dlv
Local Programming
Fox
Glee dl NEW
The Mindy Project: Mindy tries to break things off

with Cliff to be with Danny. dl NEW
Local Programming
ION
Criminal Minds: A legless body is found in the New Criminal Minds: Four men disappear in Oregon.
v
Mexico desert. v
MyNetworkTV Bones: A motorcycle racer is killed, and his body is

dumped in a national park. dlsv

Sharma) who nearly drowned. NEW
Bones: A dead hoops star is found under a set of

stadium bleachers. dlsv
Local Programming
NBC
The Voice: The Battle Rounds continue. l NEW
(9:01) About a Boy: Will (9:31) Growing Up: Mel

takes Marcus to the ER. finds marijuana.
dl NEW
d NEW
Chicago Fire
PBS

Enlightenment era. NEW
The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama:

Recalling the lost world of the shtetl. NEW

Holocaust. NEW
Univision
Mentir para vivir
A&E
Storage Wars l

CABLE
Storage Wars: Ivy hires
a new employee. NEW
ABC Family
AMC
Storage Wars: A trip to

Mission Viejo, Cal.
Storage Wars
NEW
M (7:00) Another Cinderella Story (2008): Twisted: Whitney's mom arrives to take her
A teen loses her iPod at a dance. dl
daughter back to the city. lsv NEW
M (7:00) Shooter (2007): Scattershot actioner about an ex-Marine sniper (Mark Wahlberg)
Barry'd: Barry buys

vintage vice ads. NEW
Storage Wars
Twisted: Whitney's mom arrives to take her

daughter back to the city. lsv
Game of Arms NEW
who is recruited for a special op and finds himself involved in a presidential assassination attempt.
Animal
Planet
Great Barrier Reef: Documentary on Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
River Monsters: Unhooked: The South American

pacu is sought.
BBC Amer.
BET
The Blue Planet: Life in the frozen polar seas.

The Soul Man
Keyshia & Daniel:
Family First
Life: Reptiles and amphibians. NEW

Keyshia & Daniel:
Keyshia & Daniel:
Family First
Family First
Wild Things: Dominic hunts for a ghost bat. NEW

Keyshia & Daniel:
The Soul Man
Family First
BIO
Bravo
Gangsters: Gangster Bartolome Moya. v

fight between Carole and Aviva.
Mobsters: Joseph "Big Joey" Massino.

The Real Housewives of New York City NEW
Gangsters: Drug dealer Carlos Lehder.

Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) Tombstone (1993): Retelling of the O.K. Corral shootout. Kurt Russell, Val
Kilmer, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe. R
Dukes of Hazzard
M Footloose (2011)
King of the Hill d
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
Family Guy dlsv
The Bourne Legacy (2012): A CIA superagent flees after being ordered eliminated. PG-13
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
King/Hill: Randy Travis.
The Cleveland Show
Shark Tank: A seafood chef from Tennessee.

Anderson Cooper 360
Inside Amy Schumer
Tosh.0: Arizona State
dls
University. dl
Shark Tank: An Illinois perfume peddler.

Piers Morgan Live
Tosh.0: A look at a lousy Tosh.0 dl
school. dl
The Prot
CNN Special Reports
Tosh.0 dl NEW
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef America: A chocolate battle.

Monsters & Mys.: The legend of the Lechuza.
Mystery ER: A college student has a rash.
Good Luck Charlie:
Gravity Falls
Bridgit Mendler.
The Freshman Class

Monsters & Mys.: Tales of alien encounters.
Amish Maa: Levi returns to Lancaster. NEW
Untold/E.R.: A father is stabbed. l
Babysittr/Vamp.
Austin & Ally: Ross
Vanessa Morgan. v
Lynch.
Throwdown/Flay
Brunch @ Bobby's
Monsters & Mys.: Encounters with Batsquatch.
Clash/Ozarks: Crowbar prepares for war. NEW
132-lb. Scrotum: A man's enlarged scrotum.
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Phineas and Ferb
McClain.
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
Married to Jonas
Pair of Kings
Pair of Kings
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami
Pair of Kings
To Be Announced
Encore
Enough (2002): A battered wife (Jennifer Lopez) fights back in this predictable cookiecutter revenge thriller. Billy Campbell, Juliette Lewis. Michael Apted directed.
The Grudge (2004): Nurse battles a

deadly curse in Tokyo. PG-13
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
S NIT LIVE Olbermann

Olbermann
NBA Tonight
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Knife Fight
Brew Dogs
M Seed of Chucky (2004): The evil doll (voice of Brad Dourif) and M Sleepy Hollow (1999): A detective is sent to probe a series
SportsCenter
SportsCenter
Zack & Cody

Married to Jonas
SportsCenter
his bride terrorize Hollywood in this wooden horror yarn. Jennifer Tilly. R
Food
Chopped: Ingredients for a sophisticated brunch

are found in the baskets for each round.
Pair of Kings
of gruesome murders in which the victims' heads are missing. R
Chopped: Four former runners-up are given a shot

at redemption.
Amy Schumer: Season 2

begins. dl NEW
Chopped: Part 4 of 5. A "Tournament of Stars"

continues with four actors competing.
Fox Movies (4:43) FXM Presents

Simpsons Movie (2007): Homer causes a disaster. dv
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
FX
(7:30) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is transformed Justied: Raylan treks to Florida. lv
into a superhero, and he uses his newfound abilities to protect America. v
FXX
G4
Golf
90P
M
M (6:30) XXX: Vin Diesel. lsv
Airwolf
Golf Central
| TVGuide.com
Inside the PGA Tour
M Knight and Day (2010): A single woman meets a spy. lv
Heroes
Heroes
PGA Tour Classic: The final round of the 2013 Houston Open. D.A. Points won by a single shot.
Tonights
Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Minute to Win It
The Waltons: Toni tells the Waltons she is Jewish
as the Baptist church reopens. Lisa Harrison.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Tuesday 4/1
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: Mike
punishes Axl. l
Baggage
The Middle: Frankie is
obsessed. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Dreams
dominate this episode.
Family Feud
Frasier: Laurie Metcalf
guest stars.
Beachfront Hunt: A
Louisiana couple.
Beachfront Bargain
Hunt
That's So House Hunters NEW
24/7 Pacquiao: Careers M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire throws parties in an attempt to rekindle a romance
M
since June 2012.
with a married woman. PG-13
M (7:00) My Favorite: Christopher Lloyd. M K-PAX (2001): A man claims he's an alien while being treated at a mental hospital.
The Sopranos: The series finale. Written and
M Promised Land (2012): A small-town schoolteacher launches a grassroots campaign against
directed by David Chase, the series' creator.
the representatives of an oil company, who want to buy the drilling rights for his community's land. R
M The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an abrasive Boston cop to take down Real Time With Bill Maher
(6:30)
Trouble/Curve PG-13

HGTV
Hawaii Life: A couple

from Pittsburgh.
History
American Pickers: A rare 1935 Indian Chief

motorcycle is restored.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
RightThisMinute
Halloween (2007): Director Rob Zombie pumps up the gore in this remake of John Carpenter's seminal slasher film
about a psycho who escapes from a psychiatric facility on Halloween night. Malcolm McDowell, Brad Dourif. lsv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Very Bad Men v

Dance Moms
LMN
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Hawaii Life: Homes

close to the beach.
American Pickers: A hot-rod frame is found in

Illinois.
American Pickers: The guys visit Dan Haggerty's

California home. l
Very Bad Men dsv
Redrum
Dance Moms NEW
Redrum v
Obsession: Dark Desires v

Kim of Queens NEW
befriends a woman.
family in New York City, where the father builds an organized-crime empire.

Teen Mom 2 l
Total Riff Off: Part 1 of 3. Comedic commentary is
added to National Geographic shows. NEW

Teen Mom 2 l
Total Riff Off: Part 2 of 3. A "Man v. Monster"
skit is performed. NEW

Teen Mom 2 l NEW
Total Riff Off: Conclusion. "Swamp Men" and
"Alpha Dogs" skits are performed. NEW
Caught in the Act
Barclays Premier League Encore NEW

Full House
OWN
Haves/Have Nots: Amanda learns to be assertive;
Hanna awaits an update on Benny's condition.

Show
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots l
Full House
Full House
The Haves and the Have Nots dlv
Chasing Maria
Menounos NEW
Oxygen
Bad Girls All Star Battle So Social NEW
Bad Girls All Star Battle: Conclusion. A reunion

features the bad girls. NEW
Science
Showtime
Unexplained F.: A UFO hot spot in Argentina.

(6:30)
Sinister: Ethan Hawke. event occurs. lsv
Fringe
Close Encounters
event occurs. lsv
Showtime 2 Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility; House of Lies: A tragic

event occurs. lsv
Sundance
Inside Comedy: Fred

Willard. d
Ink Master
(7:20) Secret Window (2004): A
man's accused of plagiarism. PG-13 NEW
Celebrities: LuAnn de
Lesseps. NEW
Close Encounters
Inside Comedy: Fred
Willard. d
Varsity Blues (1999): A QB clashes

with his coach. R
Ink Master l NEW

M
M (6:30) All Good Things (2010): A man is M (8:45) Carrie (1976): A shy teenager, dominated by a fanatic mother, suffers at the
suspected of murder. lsv
hands of high-school bullies, whose mean pranks rile the teen. lsv
Syfy
Face Off: A mutant challenge.
Face Off NEW
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl
The Big Bang Theory: A

tenured professorship.
TCM
(6:45)
Sleeper: Woody Allen.
TLC
M The Hand That Rocks the Cradle: A family hires a nanny to care for their newborn baby, not knowing that the woman Deadly Wives v
they have brought into their home is concealing her identity so that she can exact revenge on the babys mother.
M (7:15) Warm Bodies (2013): A zombie M The Godfather (1972): Best Picture chronicles the epic tale of a 1940's mobster
NatGeoWild To Be Announced
NBCSN
NHL Top 10 NEW
Spike
Starz
RightThisMinute
(10:15)
Halloween II lsv
The Big Bang Theory

dl
M (8:15) Way Out West (1937):
Abby & Brittany
Abby & Brittany
Two men battle a saloon owner.
Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge NEW

The Big Bang Theory
dl
Cougar Town: Tom wins

a trivia game. NEW
The Big Bang Theory

l
Steamboat Bill Jr. (1928): Silent classic with Buster Keaton

as a riverboat owner's son who tries to save the business from ruin.
Abby & Brittany
Abby & Brittany
M The Brass Teapot (2012): A poor couple acquire a magical teapot that dispenses cash
whenever they're injured, with more grievous traumas yielding greater payoffs. R
S (7:30) NBA Basketball: Portland at Los Angeles Lakers. LIVE
Inside the NBA LIVE
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Surprising delicacies in

Virginia.

returns to his home state of Minnesota.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Jokers dl
Jokers dl NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
Modern Family
Chrisley Knows Best

NEW
VH1
WE tv
Black Ink Crew dl

Law & Order: A case involves a basketball star.
Kevin Daniels, James Rebhorn, Dorian Missick.
TMC
TNT

takes a food tour of Finland.
Modern Family
How Met/Mother
Modern Family
M As Cool as I Am (2013): A teen seeks
emotional solace as her parents' marriage fails. R
Carbonaro Effect NEW
M Dave
Everybody Loves
Raymond
M Booty Call (1997): Men seek intimate attention from their girlfriends. dls
Law & Order: A reality-TV cast member's death is
investigated. Adam Trese, Walker White.
Law & Order: A strangled woman's death leads to

a past Bronx case. Peter Greene, Zach Grenier.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock l
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The Middle d NEW
8:30pm
9:00pm
Suburgatory NEW
BROADCAST
Modern Family
(9:31) Mixology NEW
9:30pm
NEW
10:00pm
10:30pm
Nashville NEW
CBS

of the game. NEW
Criminal Minds: Two murders in West Virginia are

investigated. lv NEW
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation lv NEW
The CW
Arrow: Slade makes his move against Oliver and

the repercussions are severe. v NEW
The 100: An antibiotic is sought to treat Jasper's

wounds. dlv NEW
Local Programming
Fox
American Idol: The finalists perform. dl NEW
ION
Local Programming
MyNetworkTV Law & Order: Criminal Intent: An atheist is

kidnapped and murdered.
Burn Notice: Madeline's house is bugged and

Michael must help one of her friends.
Burn Notice: Michael helps a single mother who

receives death threats from a drug cartel. v
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Goren's nemesis

returns.
Local Programming
NBC
(10:01) Chicago PD: Halstead may lose his job.

dlsv NEW
PBS
Nature: The Season 27 opener explores the Arctic

world of wolves and gyrfalcons.
Nova: Restoring the natural balance to off-kilter

ecosystems. NEW
Secrets of the Dead: Evidence that Carthaginians

landed in South America in 146 B.C. v NEW
Univision
Mentir para vivir
A&E
Duck Dynasty: A pet

lizard escapes.
Duck Dynasty: Si makes

a video.

CABLE
Duck Dynasty: Willie
hires a new assistant.
Baby Daddy: Ben gets a

new girlfriend. NEW
Along Came Polly (2004): An uptight insurance analyst falls for a free spirit after his
bride cheats on him during their honeymoon. dlv
ABC Family Melissa & Joey dl

NEW

test an invention.

pull an all-nighter.

are challenged.
AMC
Face/Off (1997): John Woo's highly stylized and ultraviolent drama about an FBI agent (John Travolta) and a terrorist (Nicolas Cage) who
trade identities after they surgically swap faces. Kinetic action and spectacular stunts make up for the unbelievable premise. Joan Allen. dlsv
Animal
Planet
River Monsters: Unhooked: A behind-the-scenes

look at Jeremy's trip to the Amur River.
River Monsters: Jeremy hunts for menacing creatures in U.S. waterways, including the Indian River
Lagoon in Florida; the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri; and Trinity River in Texas.
BBC Amer.
BET
Top Gear: Simon Cowell returns.

Scandal
Top Gear: A Motorhome Grand Prix is held.

Scandal
Top Gear: Classic British cars are spotlighted.

Scandal
BIO
Bravo
Flip This House: A South Los Angeles home. l

Million Dollar Listing New York: Fredrik returns to
Manhattan and lands a huge listing.
Flip This House: A Cape Cod home. l

Million Dollar Listing New York: Season 3 opens.
NEW
Flipping Vegas: A house that was abused.

Flipping Out: Jenni's due date arrives, and the
birthing process intrigues Jeff. NEW
Cartoon
King of the Hill dl
Cleveland Show: Rallo

plays a puppet. dl
American Dad!: Francine Family Guy: Lois goes to

buys Steve a dog.
Paris. dlsv
Cinemax
(6:50) Hell
Baby: Leslie Bibb. R
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Dukes of Hazzard
Money Talks
Anderson Cooper 360
Workaholics: A free
massage chair. dl
King of the Hill: Peggy

donates blood. dl
The Cleveland Show

dlsv
M The Purge (2013): A family defend their home against intruders

M The Place Beyond the Pines (2012): A

crook and a cop cross paths during a heist. R
South Park: Kyle's

birthday outing. l
To Be Announced
Piers Morgan Live
South Park: Randy's
South Park: Randy is a
Food Network fixation. fan of Broadway.
Money Talks
Death Row Stories
Workaholics dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef America: Chef Martin Rios.

Ice Cold Gold
Monsters Inside Me: A man's organ failure.
Good Luck Charlie:
Good Luck Charlie:
Bridgit Mendler.
Bridgit Mendler.
Extra Virgin
Extra Virgin
Ice Cold Gold
Bizarre E.R. d
Bizarre E.R.
Babysittr/Vamp.
Babysittr/Vamp.
Vanessa Morgan. v
Vanessa Morgan. v
Roadtrip/Garvin
Roadtrip/Garvin
Ice Cold Gold NEW
Strange Sex
Strange Sex
Babysittr/Vamp.
Phineas and Ferb
Vanessa Morgan. v
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
To Be Announced

The Soup NEW
Encore
The Rookie (1990): A veteran cop trains a newbie while trying to bust a car-theft ring
after having been taken off the case, leaving his rookie in a quandry over what's right or wrong. R
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Zack & Cody
NEW
TripTank: A suicidal
chicken. NEW

The Soup
M
M (10:05) O Brother Where (2000):
Comic homage to "The Odyssey." PG-13
S Bask. LIVE SportsCenter LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
S International Friendly Soccer: U.S. vs. Mexico in Glendale, Ariz. LIVE
The Getaway
The Getaway
S Boundless
M Pieces of April (2003): A waitress (Katie Holmes) invites M Joe the King (1999): A poor adolescent (Noah Fleiss) grows up
her estranged family to Thanksgiving dinner. PG-13
in a troubled household during the 1970s. Val Kilmer, Karen Young. R
Food
Save My Bakery: Kerry deals with a grump. NEW
Restaurant: Impossible: A pub in Horsham, Pa.
Fox Movies
(7:30) Doomsday (2008): A deadly virus spreads. lv
(9:43) FXM Presents
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
MLB Whiparound LIVE
FX
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012): Motorcycle daredevil Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage)
transforms into the vengeful Ghost Rider as he races to save the life of a young boy. lv
M Cell: The FBI hunts a serial killer.
FXX
G4
Golf
Legit
Heroes
Big Break Florida
92P
M
M (7:30) 21 Jump Street (2012): Cops pose as high schoolers. dlsv
Airwolf
Heroes
Golf Central
Golf Central
| TVGuide.com
Rest. Imposs.: Gratifi Kitchen and Bar. NEW
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
The Americans: Elizabeth tries to gain access to
the capitol. NEW
Ali G: Rezurection
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
8:30pm
Wednesday 4/2
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: Corabeth suspects Ike of adultery.
Ronnie Claire Edwards, Joe Conley.
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: A Mother's
Day episode. l
Baggage
The Middle: Axl's prom
invite misfires. l
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: A matchmaker
hustles Frasier.
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Jennifer Tilly
guest stars.
HBO
M Identity Thief (2013): A Denver businessman chases an Orlando thief who stole his identity
and ruined his credit rating with a huge spending spree. R
Doll & Em NEW
(10:25) Doll & Em
HBO Family
HBO Sig.
HBO2
HGTV
M (7:00) Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Deadwood: Wild Bill Hickok arrives.
M Prison Terminal: Director: Edgar Barens.
Property Brothers: The guys help a hockey player.
M (8:45) Chasing Mavericks (2012): Two surfers become friends.

M Battleship (2012): The U.S. Navy battle aliens. PG-13
M SingSing
24/7 Pacquiao
M Taken 2: A man must save his family.
Property Brothers: Drew finds a fixer-upper home House Hunters: Two car House Hunters:
enthusiasts. NEW
Vacation homes in Italy.
for a family of four. NEW
History
American Pickers: A 135-year-old opera house in

Colorado is explored.
American Pickers
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
RightThisMinute
RightThisMinute
M The Perfect Storm (2000): Fact-based adventure about a boat skipper (George Clooney) and his crew in the path of a confluence of massive
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Dark Minds d
To Be Announced
LMN
M Non-Stop (2013): A flight turns deadly when a brief romantic encounter puts a woman and
her fellow passengers in danger. v
M No Surrender (2010): A woman's life is

endangered.
More Max
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
M There's Something About Mary (1998): A man seeks out his old crush.
Lockdown: Profiling inmates at Sacramento
Lockdown
County Jail, including a meth addict. dlv
Strike Back: An assassin botches a hit.

Real World: Ex-plosion dl NEW
Locked Up Abroad
NEW
Down East Dickering: Vintage auto parts and soda

signs are featured. l NEW
Dark Minds d
To Be Announced
House/Horrors
To Be Announced
House/Horrors dv

NBCSN
NHL Rivals

NHL Top 10

NHL Top 10

NHL Top 10
Caught in the Act

NHL Revealed: A Season Like No Other

OWN
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
NEW
Full House
Love Thy Neighbor
dl
Oxygen
The Face: A viral video is created by the models.

Appearing: model Karen Elson. NEW
Science
Showtime
The Wormhole: The origins of time and space.

M (6:55) Cold
Light/Day: Henry Cavill. event occurs. lsv
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman


60 Minutes Sports dl NEW
Showtime 2 M (7:00) People Like Us: Chris Pine. PG-13

M 21 Grams (2003): Three lives intertwine following an accident.
Spike
M Ninja Assassin (2009): Rain.
M (7:30) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006): A teen is sent to Tokyo. lv
Starz
M (6:05) The Aviator (2004): The
Florence; Pope Sixtus recruits powerful allies. father fights terrorists. PG-13
life of Howard Hughes. PG-13
Sundance
M (6:15) Dead Man Walking (1995):

A nun bonds with an inmate. lsv
M (8:45) Light Sleeper (1992): Director Paul Schrader's tale of a drug dealer (Willem
Dafoe) pondering his future. Susan Sarandon. Marianne: Dana Delany. lsv
Syfy
M (7:00) Resident Evil (2002):

Soldiers infiltrate a lab.
TBS
The Big Bang Theory

dl

The men meet Penny.
TCM
M (6:45) Lawrence of Arabia (1962): David Lean directed this Oscar-winning epic about T.E. Lawrence (Peter O'Toole), who led the Arab
revolt against the Turks during World War I. Alec Guinness, Omar Sharif, Anthony Quinn, Jack Hawkins, Jose Ferrer, Anthony Quayle, Arthur Kennedy.
TLC
My 600-lb Life: A 22-year-old married woman in

Mississippi. NEW
TMC
M Winter Solstice (2004): Well-acted family drama focusing

on a grieving widower and his two sons. Anthony LaPaglia. R
TNT
M Contagion (2011): In this thriller about a global pandemic, a husband (Matt Damon) copes with the death of his wife,
while a doctor (Kate Winslet) puts herself at risk to find a cure and a blogger (Jude Law) stokes society's paranoia. dlv
Travel
Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern: Alternative

food sources in San Francisco are discussed.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
South Beach Tow l

South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow l
M Arthur (1981): A wealthy drunk falls in love.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
NCIS: A hunt for Harper Dearing gets underway

after a bomb destroys the Navy yard.
VH1
WE tv
Fabulous Life Of...: Beyonc and Jay-Z. l

M (7:00) Booty Call: Jamie Foxx.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Rules/Engagemnt
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Hoarding: Buried Alive NEW
Toy Hunter NEW
Deal With It: Tom

Green. dl NEW
Dr. G: Inside the Caylee Anthony Case: The

forensics of the murder.
M Between Us (2012): A tense reunion between two couples reopens

old wounds of resentment and dysfunction. R
M (10:17)
Contagion dlv
Toy Hunter: Jordan

wants to make $45,000.
Toy Hunter: Rare

wrestling figures.
South Beach Tow l
South Beach Tow NEW South Beach Tow l

M Arthur 2: Rocks: Dudley Moore. NEW
Hot/Cleveland: Melanie Soul Man: A night with
the Obamas. NEW
shocks Alec. NEW
Everybody Loves
Raymond
NCIS: A NCIS employee is found dead; psych

evaluations are conducted.
Parks and Rec.
The Big Bang Theory

dl
Parks and Rec.
Toy Hunter: A
convention in Seattle.
NCIS: The team investigates a helicopter crash at

sea and tries to find the missing pilot.
Fabulous Life Of...: Miley Cyrus. l NEW
Marriage Boot Camp
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock d
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BROADCAST
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: The first-season Grey's Anatomy NEW
finale. v NEW
(8:31) The Millers

dl
9:00pm
(9:01) Two and a Half

Men dls NEW
9:30pm
10:00pm
Scandal NEW
(9:31) The Crazy Ones
(10:01) Elementary lv NEW
CBS
The Big Bang Theory

NEW
The CW
The Vampire Diaries: Elena and Bonnie attend a

ball for broken-hearted students. lv
Reign: Clarissa turns to kidnapping and abducts

Henry and Catherine's youngest sons. sv
Local Programming
Fox
Hell's Kitchen dl NEW
American Idol: One

finalist is eliminated.
dl NEW
Local Programming
ION
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A murder

investigation.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A young woman is

murdered and the suspects include an editor.
MyNetworkTV House: Season 7 opener: House and Cuddy explore

their relationship amid a hospital crisis. ds
NBC
Community
PBS
10:30pm
Surviving Jack
dls NEW
Criminal Minds: Bodies are found in the lakes of

Angeles National Forest in California. lv
House: A teen skateboarder collapses; she seemed Local Programming

healthy but has a terminally ill brother. dls
(9:01) Hollywood Game Night: Jenna Elfman;
Donald Faison; Bob Harper; Ellie Kemper; Joel
Madden; and Molly Shannon. l NEW
Parenthood: Zeek and Camille come to an

agreement about the house; Julia helps Kristina
and Adam. ls NEW
The This Old House Hour: Countertop work; and

12-inch marble tiles are cut down. NEW
The Bletchley Circle: The women set a trap for

their suspect, but things don't go as planned.

features an 1891 badge.
Univision
Mentir para vivir
A&E
Duck Dynasty: Sadie


CABLE
Robertsons.
ABC Family
(6:30)
Meet the Fockers (2004): Sequel in which Greg Focker takes his fiance and her straight-laced family to meet his
Along/Polly: Ben Stiller. laid back, free-spirited parents. dls
AMC
Parks and Recreation:

The parks crew save
prom. l NEW
Duck Dynasty: Si claims

he was injuried.
Breaking Boston: Noelle starts dating again;

Courtney plans a birthday party. dl NEW
M
M
M U.S. Marshals (1998): An Oscar winner for "The Fugitive," Tommy Lee Jones reprises his role in this sequel, in which he's on the trail of
another wrongly accused man (Wesley Snipes). Royce: Robert Downey Jr. Cosmo Renfro: Joe Pantoliano. Catherine Walsh: Kate Nelligan.
Animal
Planet
Alaska: The Last Frontier: Otto's herd is

threatened by a predator. l NEW
Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw: A divide-andconquer strategy. NEW
Ice Cold Gold: The Red Zone team find rubies in

abundance. l NEW
BBC Amer.
BET
Kitchen Nightmares: A beachfront restaurant.

Being Mary Jane
Kitchen Nightmares: A historic restaurant.

Being Mary Jane
Kitchen Nightmares: Bazzini restaurant. l

Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Food Tech: Lunch-box meals are examined.

Food Factory
Food Factory
The Millionaire Matchmaker: A professional sports The Millionaire Matchmaker NEW
bettor and a Las Vegas mentalist.
To Be Announced
To Be Announced
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male
Cartoon
Cinemax
King of the Hill l

(6:45) Warm
Bodies: Nicholas Hoult.
King of the Hill dl

The Cleveland Show
The Cleveland Show
How High (2001): Two stoners from the ghetto get into
Harvard. Method Man, Redman, Obba Babatunde, Fred Willard. R
American Dad!
Family Guy dlsv
The Conjuring (2013): A family battle a
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Party Down South

The Prot
Anderson Cooper 360
Chappelle's Show: Two
couples swap partners.
Party Down South

Money Talks
Chicagoland
Chappelle's Show: Skits: It's Always Sunny in
rapper Lil Jon's life.
Philadelphia l
Party Down South

Chicagoland
Review: Forrest goes
Tosh.0: Daniel's Super
into space. l NEW
Bowl forecast. dl
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Iron Chef America: Ken Oringer and Cat Cora.

Monsters & Mys.: Tales of devil monkeys.
Ice Cold Gold
Mystery Diag.: A child with Down syndrome.
Good Luck Charlie:
Good Luck Charlie:
Bridgit Mendler.
Bridgit Mendler.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Ice Cold Gold
Vegas ER
Jessie: Debby Ryan,
Kevin Chamberlin.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Disney XD
E!
Wizards/Place
The Soup
Zack & Cody

To Be Announced
Zack & Cody
Encore
Ladder 49 (2004): A firefighter reflects on his life while waiting to be rescued. Sappy and
slow. Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Morris Chestnut, Robert Patrick. PG-13
Raw Deal (1986): An ex-Fed fights

the mob in Chicago. R
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
SportsCenter
SportsCenter LIVE
Olbermann LIVE
Olbermann
To Be Announced
Crooklyn (1994): Spike Lee's portrait of a close-knit Brooklyn family during the '70s, as
seen through the eyes of a precocious 10-year-old (Zelda Harris). Alfre Woodard. PG-13
SportsCenter LIVE
College GameDay: From Fort Worth. NEW
Knife Fight
Clockers (1995): Spike Lee's tale of
a youth caught up in drug dealing. Harvey Keitel. R
Food
Beat Bobby Flay: Chef

Christopher Lee. NEW
Zack & Cody

Married to Jonas
Tosh.0 dl
Jessie: Debby Ryan,

Kevin Chamberlin.
Chopped Canada: Chicken wings are deep-fried in

the appetizer round. NEW
NEW
Eat St.
Eat St.
Alien Files
Alien Files
Ice Cold Gold
Strange Addict.: People who live like dolls.
Phineas and Ferb
Phineas and Ferb
Zack & Cody
Zack & Cody
Beat Bobby Flay: A farm

girl vs. a city boy.
M
M Picture Perfect (1997): An ad exec invents a fianc to secure a promotion. dls
The Kelly File
Hannity
S
Fox Sports Live
S MLB Whiparound LIVE
M
Saint George
Anger Management M Captain America: The First Avenger
M Easy A (2010): A student fakes having sex in order to boost her popularity. dlsv
M Easy A: A student fakes having sex.
Airwolf
Heroes
Heroes
S (6:30) PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open first-round play. Taped.
Golf Central
Fox Movies
(7:00) Made of Honor: Patrick Dempsey.
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
Fox Sports 1
(7:00) Boxing: From Indio, Cal. LIVE
FX
(6:30) Captain America: First Avenger
FXX
G4
Golf
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Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: John-Boy is stuck in New York
without money.
HBO
HBO Family
HBO
Signature
HBO2
8:30pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Thursday 4/3
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Mind of a Man dl
fear of bridges. l
Mind of a Man dl
The Middle: Brick must
write a journal. l
Family Feud
Frasier: Clips from past
episodes.
Family Feud
Frasier: Part 1. Martin's
wedding.
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack search for Mr. Chow after Alan is kidnapped by a
M Never/Kissed
M (7:00) Big Fat M Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005): FBI agent probes kidnapping.
Deadwood: Dan mulls over Al's order; Bullock and Real Time With Bill Maher
M 42 (2013): Biopic of Jackie Robinson,
Star pursue a real-estate deal.
who broke the MLB color barrier. PG-13
M (7:40) Fantastic Four (2005): Astronauts are transformed into Veep: It's full crisis M The Great Gatsby (2013): A millionaire
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel: The NCAA's
academic reform movement.
superheroes. Edited for family viewing. Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. NR
mode in D.C.
throws parties. PG-13
HGTV
Rehab Addict: Extensive Rehab Addict: Insulating Rev. Run's Renovation
brickwork remodeling.
the master suite.
Rev. Run's Renovation
House Hunters: A home

search by a CSI. NEW
History
Pawn Stars l
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980): Random misadventures, including a visit from
Cheech's Southern cousin. Richard Marin, Thomas Chong, Evelyn Guerrero, Betty Kennedy. lsv
RightThisMinute
Portlandia NEW
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Blood Relatives: A San Diego man is killed. v

Project Runway: Under the Gunn
Blood Relatives v
Project Runway: Under the Gunn NEW
Evil Twins
Deadly Wives: A Virginia mom betrays her

husband. v NEW
Pawn Stars: A rare

Polish medal. l
Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Pawn Stars: A Bob's Big Vikings: King Horik presents a surprising
Boy statue. l
Boy statue. l
proposition to Ragnar. dsv NEW
The First 48
The First 48
More Max
(6:15) Munich (2005): Israelis

hunt terrorists.
M Chernobyl Diaries (2012): An extreme vacation turns terrifying

Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero l
Ridiculousness l
when a group of friends visit the Chernobyl disaster site 25 years later.
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Life Below Zero: The runway strip is threatened by
runoff from melting snow. l
RightThisMinute
Portlandia: Overly
concerned diners.
NEW
LMN
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
House Hunters: Jersey,

Channel Islands. NEW
Co-Ed Condential: Lisa

lusts after Jose.

Ridiculousness NEW
Ridiculousness NEW
Life Below Zero: Sue deals with last-minute
emergencies. l
NatGeoWild Wild Wives of Africa

Wild Wives of Africa
NBCSN
(7:30) NHL Hockey: Kings at Sharks. LIVE
Caught in the Act

To Be Announced
Nickelodeon Instant Mom NEW

See Dad Run NEW
OWN
20/20 on OWN: The case of Clara Harris, who was
convicted of killing her unfaithful husband. v
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: An obsessed teen posts footage of
the girl he's stalking on the Internet. v NEW
S
M
Full House
Full House
20/20 on OWN: A young child is kidnapped during
a family camping trip in Montana. v
Oxygen
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993): A singer (Whoopi Goldberg) reprises her role as a
convent trouble-shooter. Kathy Najimy, Mary Wickes, Wendy Makkena.
Sister Act (1992): Singer hides

out in a convent to escape the mob.
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
How It's Made
(7:15) The Impossible (2012): A tsunami separates a family during
a vacation at a beach resort in Thailand. PG-13
Outrageous Acts of Science: An anvil shooting.
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
How It's Made
M
M (9:15) Dazed and Confused (1993): Pot-induced shenanigans
on the last day of class in 1976. Jason London, Rory Cochrane. R
M Sinister (2012): A true-crime novelist moves into a house that was once the site of a
M Stake Land (2010): Two survivors fight
multiple murder, and he soon encounters a deadly supernatural entity. R
vampires and religious zealots. lv
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
S Impact Wrestling: Jeremy Borash. lv NEW
M (10:35) Here
M (6:45) The Mortal Instruments: City of M Planes (2013): A crop duster becomes a racer, and competes
Bones (2013): An NYC teen battles demons. PG-13 against the fastest plane around with the help of a veteran aviator. PG
The Red Road: Kopus finds trouble and his back is
against the wall. lv NEW
Comes/Boom (2012) PG
Sundance
Law & Order: An abortion doctor is murdered, and

the investigation leads to an ex-priest. dlv
Syfy
M (7:00) Drive Angry (2010): A con breaks M Machete (2010): A Mexican outlaw fights back against corrupt U.S. politicians with the help
out of hell to save his granddaughter.
of his friends and lots of blades. NEW
TBS
Family Guy: Mort must

evade the Nazis.

Sheldon gets fired.
TCM
(7:00) Move Over, Darling (1963): A

legally dead wife returns.
Send Me No Flowers (1964): Doris Day-Rock Hudson romp about a hypochondriac

husband who mistakenly thinks he's dying so he sets out to find a replacement spouse for his wife.
TLC

Atlanta
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding: Teens from

feuding families. lv NEW
TMC
TNT
Family Guy: Stewie's

left home alone.

Atlanta
M The Double (2011): Retired CIA operative Paul Shepherdson

(Richard Gere) hunts an elusive Soviet assassin. PG-13
S (7:30) NBA Basketball: Dallas at Los Angeles Clippers. LIVE
The Big Bang Theory

ds
The Big Bang Theory

dls
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
Big Bang Theory: Penny

moves in with the guys.
America's Worst
Tattoos l NEW
M (9:40) Blitz (2011): Jason Statham, Aidan Gillen, David Morrissey.

R
Inside the NBA LIVE
Mysteries at the Museum NEW
Church Secrets and Legends: The Salem Witch

Trials.
Travel

visits Cambodia.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Impractical Jokers
Jokers dl
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
USA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: A suburban

teenage girl is raped at a concert.
Suits NEW
(10:01) Sirens
T.I. and Tiny l

Mary Mary
This Is Hot 97 l

Mary Mary NEW
Basketball Wives LA: Jackie works on her product.

How Met/Mother
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
VH1
WE tv
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
You've Got Mail: Tom Hanks.
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
NEW
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock dl
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Highlights
9:00pm
9:30pm
BROADCAST
Shark Tank NEW
10:00pm
(10:01) 20/20 NEW
CBS
Unforgettable: A rich couple are murdered. To

catch the killer Carrie and Al pose as a married
couple to lure him in. dlv NEW
Hawaii Five-0: The daughter of a macadamia nut

tycoon is murdered during Chin's high-school
reunion. v NEW
Blue Bloods dl NEW
The CW
Whose Line?: Darren

Criss; Jeff Davis. NEW
Hart of Dixie: BlueBell gets a sister city in France.

d NEW
Local Programming
Fox
Rake dlsv NEW
ION
Burn Notice: Michael goes after a gang responsible Burn Notice: Michael heads up a rescue mission
for the death of his childhood friend. v
for a scientist. v
Whose Line?: Verne

Troyer; Nyima Funk.
Raising Hope: Jimmy and Sabrina get a maid, who Local Programming
used to work for Sabrina's grandmother; Virginia's
dad returns to Natesville. dlsv NEW
MyNetworkTV Monk: Monk's methods are criticized by a defense

attorney during a big murder trial. sv
NBC
Dateline NBC NEW
PBS

Gwen Ill NEW

NEW
Univision
A&E
The First 48: A grandfather is murdered in Dallas.
ABC Family
(7:00) Stick It (2006): A teen

returns to gymnastics. l
AMC
10:30pm
Psych: A Civil War reenactor's death is

investigated by Shawn and Gus.
Monk: Natalie is wary of a critic who condemns

Julie's performance in a play. v
Local Programming
Grimm lv NEW
(10:01) Hannibal: A city councilman's body is

discovered intertwined with a tree, suggesting the
work of the Chesapeake Ripper. v NEW
Live From Lincoln Center: James Naughton

performs the songs of Randy Newman. Taped.
The Cleveland Orchestra: Bruckner Symphony No.

4: Bruckner's Symphony No. 4. NEW

CABLE
The First 48: A father is robbed and shot in
Cleveland. NEW
Mentir para vivir

Beyond Scared Straight: Violent siblings visit a jail
in Oklahoma. dlv NEW
M 17 Again (2009): A former high-school basketball star (Matthew Perry) gets a second shot at
M
life after he's miraculously transformed back into a teenager. dl
M The Mummy Returns (2001): Adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) once again battles the resurrected mummy in this sequel to the
1999 hit. Loud, absurd escapist fare with kitschy special effects. Evelyn "Evie" O'Connell: Rachel Weisz. Jonathan Carnahan: John Hannah. lv
Animal
Planet
Treehouse Masters: A recording studio's addition

is built in a group of cedar trees near Seattle.
BBC Amer.
BET
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977): Extraterrestrials visit Earth and make contact with ordinary people. d
Scandal
Scandal
Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
Food Factory
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003): A journalist (Kate Hudson) writing an article about repelling men is wooed
by an appealing ad man (Matthew McConaughey). Great chemistry, contrived romance. d
Food Factory
How to
Lose/Guy: Kate Hudson.
Cartoon
Cinemax
M (7:45) This Is 40 (2012): Couple Pete and Debbie deal with marriage, parenthood and turning M The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): A
40 in this semisequel to "Knocked Up." R
chaste guy looks for love. R
Dukes of Hazzard
M The Parent Trap (1998)
Marijuana/Ameri: Marijuana legalization.
Porn: Business: The business side of pornography.
M (7:00) Cocaine Cowboys (2006)
Death Row Stories
Anderson Cooper 360
CNN Spotlight
S Unguarded
Futurama
Futurama: Fry and
Key & Peele: A teen
Key & Peele: A bachelor M Yes Man (2008): A naysayer turns
King of the Hill
Family Guy dlsv
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
Tanked: Memorable tanks are recalled by Brett and Tanked: A tank that's a working phone is built for
Wayde.
a communications company. NEW
King of the Hill dl
The Cleveland Show
The Cleveland Show
American Dad!
Leela's vacation.
becomes famous. l
party gets weird.
positive after attending a self-help seminar.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Dinner: Impossible
Dinner: Impossible
Sons of Guns l
NY ER
NY ER
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Code: 9: Director: Mark
McClain.
Herwick.
Good Eats
Good Eats
Sons of Guns: A triple-barrel shotgun. NEW
Sydney ER
Sydney ER
Fish Hooks
Gravity Falls
Good Eats
Good Eats
Mountain Monsters: A legendary 500-lb. canine.
Game of Stones NEW
Untold/E.R.: A bride claims to be possessed.
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne Good Luck Charlie:
McClain.
Bridgit Mendler.
Disney XD
E!
Zeke and Luther

To Be Announced
Zeke and Luther

Fashion Police dl
Zeke and Luther

Zeke and Luther
Fashion Police dl NEW
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther
M Brave (2012): Princess Merida uses her bravery and archery skills M (9:40) National Treasure (2004): A modern-day fortune hunter
to battle a curse and restore peace to the Scottish Highlands. PG
(Nicolas Cage) seeks a treasure. It's "Indiana Jones" lite. Jon Voight.
SportsCenter LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
S (6:30) NBA Basketball LIVE
SportsCenter LIVE
Olbermann
Party Down
Party Down
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Original Sin (2001): Romance, deceit and mystery in 1880s Cuba. Antonio Banderas,
Angelina Jolie, Thomas Jane, Jack Thompson, Joan Pringle. R
College GameDay: From Fort Worth. NEW

Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Psycho (1998): Remake of the 1960
classic about murder at the Bates Motel. R
Diners/Drive-In: Friedoyster po-boys.
Diners/Drive-In: A St.
Louis roadhouse.
Diners/Drive-In: Visiting Diners, Drive-Ins and

a Peruvian eatery.
Dives
visits a roadside shack.
Diners/Drive-In: Deepfried PB&J and tacos.
Fox Movies
(9:40) FXM Presents
Live Free/Die: A cop battles terrorists.
(7:30) Batman (1966): Movie version of the TV show.
Fox News
The O'Reilly Factor
The Kelly File
Hannity
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
FX
Iron Man (2008): Robert Downey Jr. is marvelous as the Marvel comics superhero and his alter ego, munitions magnate Tony Stark, who take on
villains bent on world domination. Gwyneth Paltrow stands out as his girl Friday, Pepper Potts. Imaginatively directed by Jon Favreau. lsv
FXX
G4
Golf
96P
M
M Tooth Fairy (2010): Athlete becomes a tooth fairy for a week.
Airwolf
Heroes
S (6:30) PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open second-round play. Taped.
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Golf Central
M
S
Tooth Fairy: Dwayne Johnson.

Heroes
LPGA Tour Golf Taped.
Tonights
Highlights
Pacic
8:00pm
GSN
Hallmark
Family Feud
Family Feud
The Waltons: John-Boy goes on his first turkey
hunt. Richard Thomas, Ralph Waite, Will Geer.
HBO
8:30pm
PRIMETIME
PACIFIC
Friday 4/4
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
10:30pm
Baggage
The Middle: Part 1 of 2.
l
Baggage
The Middle: Conclusion.
l
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier: Frasier wants
some quiet. dl
Mind of a Man dl
Frasier
(9:25) Doll & Em: Doll

becomes a babysitter.
(9:50) Doll & Em
(10:40) Doll & Em: Em

gets prosthetic makeup.
M B.
Real Time With Bill Maher NEW
M
Springsteen (2014)
M Madagascar 3 M Battle for Terra (2007): Evan Rachel Wood is Mala, an alien girl. M Bownger (1999): Steve Martin.
(7:30) The Heat (2013): A by-the-book FBI agent partners with an
HBO Family
HBO
Deadwood: Brom confronts Swearengen about his
Signature
claim; Star and Bullock reach a deal on land.
Doll & Em: Doll leaves

London.
HBO2
Game of Thrones: Theon returns home for the first Game of Thrones: Tyrion devises a ruse to ferret
time in nine years.
out a snitch at the Red Keep.
Game of Thrones: Tyrion steps in when Joffrey

punishes Sansa for Robb's recent victory.
HGTV
House Hunters
History
American Pickers: Rare toys and a set of vintage

Beatles bobblehead dolls are found.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Goodfellas (1990): Gangster saga explores the life of organized crime as it chronicles the true-life rise and fall of New York mobster and
FBI informant Henry Hill and the more prominent "goodfellas" in his world. lv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime

Celebrity Wife Swap
LMN
More Max
master bedroom.
kitchen renovation.
American Pickers: The buyers visit Kansas and

Iowa.
House Hunters
International
American Pickers: The guys explore barns in

Upstate New York.

Celebrity Wife Swap
Nightmare Next Door dsv

Off Their Rockers NEW Off Their Rockers NEW
M Secrets in the Walls (2010): A single mom (Jeri Ryan) and her daughters move into a
M You Belong to Me (2008): Shannon
haunted house and they must uncover its terrifying history to save their lives. v
Elizabeth, Andrew Kenneth Martin.
M (7:00) Jack the Giant Slayer (2013): A M The Island (2005): Intriguing sci-fi riff on cloning succumbs to director Michael Bay's

MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
family room is created.
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Dog Whisperer
NatGeoWild Caught in the Act

NBCSN
To Be Announced
pyrotechnics. Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Buscemi.
Ridiculousness l
MSNBC Documentary
Ridiculousness l
Ridiculousness l
Showdown of the Unbeatables: A jackhammer
tackles a safe in the premiere of this series. NEW
Caught in the Act

Nickelodeon Breadwinners
Breadwinners
Full House
OWN
Oprah Prime: Cameron Diaz and Sharon Stone shed Oprah Prime
light on health, beauty and aging.
MSNBC Documentary
M Scary Movie 3: Spoof of horror films.
Diggers: Wild West

artifacts. l NEW
Caught in the Act

Full House
Full House
Oprah Prime
Diggers: Apple
memorabilia is found.
NHL Revealed: A
Season Like No Other
Full House
Oxygen
Snakes on a Plane (2006): Campy comic thriller about a mob boss who unleashes deadly
critters on a jet. Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies. Directed by David R. Ellis. NEW
Snakes on a Plane (2006): Samuel

L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies.
Science
Showtime

Survivorman: Ten Days: Part 1 of 2. l
Dark Skies (2013): A suburban couple fight to save their family after coming under attack by
an unknown supernatural force. PG-13
Showtime 2
Spike
Starz
Sundance
Syfy
TBS
TCM
M
Shameless: Fiona is
event occurs. lsv
hauled away. lsv
M (10:05) The Impossible (2012): A
M Jarhead (2005): Serviceable soldier story following a third-generation marine (Jake
tsunami separates a family. PG-13
Gyllenhaal) from boot camp to his assignment as a sniper during the Gulf War. Jamie Foxx. NR
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
S Bellator MMA: Action in Reno is headlined by Vitaly Minakov-Cheick Kongo. LIVE
M (7:00) S.W.A.T. (2003): Update of M The Lone Ranger (2013): The Lone Ranger fights crime alongside Tonto after the Comanche
rescues him from an ambush. PG-13 NEW
the '70s TV show. PG-13 NEW
M Jackie Brown (1997): Quentin Tarantino's intriguing depiction of criminal duplicity. Pam
M (7:00) Sexy Beast (2000):
Safecracker is recruited for one last heist. lv
Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Robert De Niro. lsv
Continuum: Season 3 begins. NEW
M Red (2010): Retired black-ops assassin Frank (Bruce Willis) and his former colleagues wind M Zombieland (2009): Coward and rebel
up on a CIA hit list and uncover a vast conspiracy implicating some prominent politicians. dlv
slay zombies. dlv
M (6:30) Agony & Ecstasy (1965): Rex M 55 Days at Peking (1962): Epic retelling of the Boxer Rebellion in 1900 China, where an
Harrison, Charlton Heston, Diane Cilento.
American major leads an army of soldiers.
TLC

Atlanta

Atlanta
TMC
Beauty Shop (2005): A tame "Barbershop" rip-off about a sassy stylist (Queen Latifah)
who opens a salon in Atlanta. Alicia Silverstone, Djimon Hounsou. PG-13
Boat Trip (2002): Outrageous comedy

about two men. R
TNT
Castle: A reporter is found dead in a pizzeria's

oven. lv
(9:01) Inside Job: A car company offers a job to

battling candidates. NEW
(10:01) Save Our Business: A florist and liquor

store in New Jersey. l NEW
Travel
Bizarre Foods America: Andrew's tour of Rhode

Island includes clam cakes.
Ghost Adventures: Requests from fans to

investigate the Myrtles Plantation.
The Dead Files: Investigating an arts center in

Clinton, N.C.
TruTV
TVGN
TV Land
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
Jokers dl
You've Got Mail (1998): A couple fall in love online.
Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Everybody Loves
Raymond
USA
Modern Family
VH1
WE tv

Atlanta
Modern Family
Modern Family

Atlanta
Jokers dl
How Met/Mother
Safecrackers, The
Safecrackers, The
Everybody Loves
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Everybody Loves
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Everybody Loves
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Modern Family
Modern Family
Modern Family
M (7:30) Hairspray (2007): Goings-on at a TV dance show in 1962 Baltimore. l

Marriage Boot Camp
Secret Princes
M Message/Bottle: Kevin Costner.
Best Week Ever NEW

T.I. and Tiny l
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Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
30 Rock l
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The CW
Fox
Local Programming
Almost Human: A string of murders are similar to The Following lv
serial killings investigated by Kennex's father long
ago; Dorian gets his first performance evaluation.
Local Programming
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Law & Order: Criminal Intent: A double-homicide

investigation.

Sharma) who nearly drowned.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Capt. Danny Ross

closely oversees Goren and Eames. v

NBC
PBS
Local Programming
Univision
Sbado gigante d
A&E
Flipping Vegas
ABC Family
AMC
20/20 Saturday NEW
48 Hours
Saturday Night Live
Austin City Limits: Nine Inch Nails perform

selections from "Hesitation Marks." NEW
CABLE
purchased by Scott.
M Abduction (2011): Nathan (Taylor Lautner) discovers a photo of himself on a Web site
devoted to missing children. lv
M (6:30) The Patriot (2000): In 1776 South Carolina, a pacifist plantation owner joins the
Local Programming
Flipping Vegas NEW
M Step Up 2: The Streets (2008): A teen

attends a dance school. dlv
M Pearl Harbor (2001): The Japanese
War for Independence after a British officer murders his 15-year-old son.
attack is restaged.
Animal
Planet
Too Cute! NEW
Too Cute!
My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks: A cat that pees

on everything. NEW
BBC Amer.
BET

Being Mary Jane
Ripper Street: Part 1 of 2. v NEW

Being Mary Jane
BIO
Bravo
Food Tech: Buffet items are explored.

Modern Marvels: Barbecue technology.
Coyote Ugly (2000): An aspiring songwriter (Piper Perabo) takes a job in a bar in
Manhattan. Maria Bello, Adam Garcia, Tyra Banks, John Goodman.
American Eats: Condiments are examined.

Coyote Ugly (2000): An aspiring
songwriter (Piper Perabo) takes a job in a bar.
Cartoon
King of the Hill: Bobby

King of the Hill: Bill
becomes school mascot. plays Santa. dl
Family Guy: Meg falls

for an Amish boy.
American Dad!: Francine Family Guy: Lois cooks

falls into a well.
for Thanksgiving.
(10:15) Doctor Who

Being Mary Jane
Boondocks: Granddad
vs. Stinkmeaner.
Cinemax
M (8:10) Admission (2013): A Princeton admissions officer meets a teenage prodigy who might M The Internship (2013): Two salesmen
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
American Greed: An alleged scam artist.
Chicagoland
Futurama: Bender looks Futurama: Leela grows
for his rear end.
tentacles.
Swamp Hunters NEW

Swamp Hunters NEW
The Suze Orman Show: How to avoid bad advice.
Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown
Futurama: The crew go Futurama: The crew are
into Fry's dreams.
trapped on the ship.
My Big Redneck NEW

Tattoo Titans NEW
Death Row Stories
Futurama: Dr. Zoidberg Futurama: Fry proposes
falls in love.
to Leela.
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Unique Sweets
Unique Sweets
Hillbilly Blood
Hillbilly Blood
Timber Kings
Untold/E.R.: A woman is bitten in the face. v
Good Luck Charlie:
A.N.T. Farm: China Anne
Bridgit Mendler.
McClain.
Challenge
Hillbilly Blood
Hillbilly Blood l
Timber Kings
Untold Stories: Sex-related injuries. dl
Gravity Falls
Babysittr/Vamp.
Vanessa Morgan. v
Challenge
Prepper Hillbillies
Prepper Hillbillies
Timber Kings NEW
Untold Stories: Sex-related injuries. dsv
Gravity Falls
Jessie: Debby Ryan,
Kevin Chamberlin.
Disney XD
E!

To Be Announced
Encore
28 Days Later (2002): Suspenseful, apocalyptic thriller about flesh-eating zombies in

London. Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris. Directed by Danny Boyle.
ESPN
SportsCenter at the Final Four: From the NCAA

Tournament in Atlanta. LIVE
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
(7:30) SEC Storied: Football's Manning family.

Rocky (1976)
Big Business (1988): Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin as two sets
of mismatched twins. Fred Ward, Edward Herrmann, Michele Placido. d
Food
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Guy's favorite ethnic

dishes.
be her long-lost son during a recruiting trip to an alternative high school. PG-13
Phineas and Ferb
M
M
SportsCenter at the Final Four: From the NCAA

Tournament in Atlanta. LIVE
become interns at Google. PG-13
SlugTerra fv
Married to Jonas
M (9:55) The Exorcist (1973): A

girl becomes possessed by a demon. R
SportsCenter LIVE
NBA Tonight LIVE
30 for 30
Friday Night Tykes
(9:40) Ruthless People (1986): A philanderer won't pay
ransom when his obnoxious wife is kidnapped. Danny DeVito, Bette Midler. R

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Guy shares his

favorite sandwich experiences.
Fox Movies
The Karate Kid (2010): A young boy (Jaden Smith) learns kung fu from a kindly maintenance man (Jackie Chan). v
Fox News
Huckabee
Stossel
Fox Sports 1 Super. LIVE
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
FX
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011): WWII soldier Steve Rogers is transformed into a superhero, and he uses his
newfound abilities to protect America from a villain known as the Red Skull. v
FXX
G4
Golf
98P
Phineas and Ferb

Married to Jonas
Fox Sports Live
M
M Ghost Rider:
Nicolas Cage. lv
M The Other Guys (2010): Dim detectives work a case that threatens to blow up into something big. dlv
M Bounty
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
It's Efn' Science l
Web Soup dlsv
Web Soup dlsv
S (7:00) PGA Tour Golf: Houston Open third-round play in Humble, Texas.
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Family Feud
Family Feud
(7:00) I Married Who? (2012): A Las
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Lucky in Love (2014): An ideal life becomes real after a few April Fools' Day jokes. However,
a downside to all of this perfection soon surfaces. NEW
M
M
M (6:10) The Dark Knight Rises (2012): M Man of Steel (2013): Clark Kent assumes the identity of Superman and defends Earth from
Batman fights Bane and Catwoman. PG-13
the villainous General Zod. PG-13
M (7:00) Chasing Mavericks: Gerard Butler. M Bee Season (2005): Moving study of a seemingly happy American family. Richard Gere.
HBO Family
HBO
Veep: A hostage crisis
Signature
in Uzbekistan.
Veep: Jonah gets a

parking space.
Veep: Selina and her

staff go to Helsinki.
Veep: Catherine's 21st

birthday party.
Veep: A government
shutdown.
Veep: Selina preps for

an interview.
HBO2
Game of Thrones: Ned is reinstated as the Hand

and sits in for Robert while he's on a hunt.
Game of Thrones: Tywin urges Jaime to preserve

the Lannisters' future.
Game of Thrones: Syrio comes to Arya's rescue.
HGTV
Property Brothers: Condo owners look for a large

modern house.
Property Brothers: A couple in a cramped house

want to find a free-flowing home.
House Hunters Renovation: The renovation of an

outdated master suite. NEW
History
Pawn Stars: A British

Royal Guard uniform.
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files NEW

Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files NEW
Forensic Files v
Forensic Files v
Aliens (1986): Ripley awakens 57 years later in this sequel to 1979's "Alien," returning to the space colony where she first encountered a
hideous, reptilian creature. The film won Oscars for Sound and Visual Effects. lv
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
Fatal Vows sv
Fatal Vows: Financial fraud. v
The Trials of Cate McCall: In order to be reinstated to the bar and recover custody of her
daughter, a hotshot lawyer must take on the appeal of a woman wrongfully convicted of murder.
Fatal Vows: A custody dispute takes a fatal turn.

The Stepfather
LMN
Celebrity Ghost Stories: A house's murderous

history is uncovered by Linda Blair.
Celebrity Ghost Stories: Louis Gossett Jr. is

attacked by violent ghosts. NEW

past life. l NEW
Grandparents learn new tricks.
Mission: Impossible (1996): Adaptation of the '60s TV series. Tom Cruise, Jon Voight,
Emmanuelle Beart, Vanessa Redgrave. Brian De Palma directed.
MSNBC Documentary
MSNBC Documentary
MSNBC Documentary
Drugs Inc. d
Drugs Inc. d
Drugs Inc. d
NatGeoWild Dog Whisperer

NBCSN
Dog Whisperer
To Be Announced
Barclays Premier League Encore

SpongeBob Sq.
OWN
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The Thundermans
AwesomenessTV
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's l NEW
Full House
Full House
Deion's Family Playbook NEW
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MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
Pawn Stars: A Japanese Pawn Stars: A syringe

knee mortar. l
from the Civil War.
Pawn Stars: A 1940

Buick.

sword. l
(10:31) Pawn Stars: An

original work by Banksy.
M (7:15) Parental Guidance (2012):
M The Break-Up (2006): Battle-of-the-sexes saga about an estranged couple still sharing their condo. Vince Vaughn. M Grl Next
Oxygen
M (7:00) Titanic (1997): Young love blooms on the immense luxury liner as it sails toward its fate in the North Atlantic. Told in flashback
Science
Showtime
How It's Made

How It's Made
Shameless: Fiona violates her probation. ls
Showtime 2
from the perspective of an elderly survivor named Rose, the plot centers on the passions that flare when her jilted fianc seeks revenge.
How It's Made
How It's Made
How It's Made
Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility; House of Lies: Marty
pursues a CEO. ls
How It's Made

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(6:05) Varsity Blues (1999): A QB

clashes with his coach. R
Shameless: Fiona is taken to a correctional facility; House of Lies: Jeannie


event occurs. lsv
Spike
Starz
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
Auction Hunters NEW

Auction Hunters NEW
Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo continues his quest
for the Book of Leaves. NEW
Sundance
(6:30) Time Bandits (1981): A timetravel fantasy about a young boy. lv
Syfy
TBS
TCM
TLC
TMC
TNT
M The Hurt Locker (2008): Jeremy Renner heads the cast of this Oscar-winning war drama
M
about a trio of soldiers who specialize in dismantling improvised explosive devices in Baghdad. lv
M (7:00) Resident Evil: Extinction (2007): M District 9 (2009): A field operative (Sharlto Copley) is exposed to alien biotechnology while
Zombie fighter returns.
working in an internment camp for extraterrestrial refugees.
Cougar Town: Tom wins M Red: Hit man
S (5:30) NCAA NCAA Basketball Post Game Show: A tournament Deal With It: Tom
Tournament LIVE
wrap-up.
Green. dl
a trivia game. dl
is targeted for death.
M It Happens Every Spring (1949): A professor becomes a Major League pitching ace
M (7:00) Angels in the Outeld
(1951): Baseballers get heavenly help.
after he invents some gunk that makes baseballs avoid bats.
TruTV
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M Apartment 1303 (2012): Lara investigates the death of her sister, M Beneath/
M
who fell 13 stories from her Detroit high-rise. R
Dark. Dennis Quaid. R
M (10:15) Book
S (5:30) NCAA M Walking Tall (2004): The Rock fights a war against vice and corruption in this slick
(7:15) Alex Cross (2012): A detective
pursues a killer. PG-13
Tournament LIVE
Travel
Cops l NEW
Cops l NEW
(10:05) Da Vinci's Demons: Leonardo continues his
quest for the Book of Leaves.
of Eli (2009) lv
remake of the 1973 hit. Johnny Knoxville, Neal McDonough. dlsv

Nether World: Paris Catacombs: The history,

culture and mysteries of Paris are explored. NEW
The Dead Files: St. Albans Sanatorium in Radford,

Va., is investigated by Steve and Amy.
Inside March Madness

Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island
Jokers dl
Survivor: Another castaway is voted out.
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
South Beach Tow l

South Beach Tow l
Everybody Loves
Everybody Loves
Raymond
Raymond
Modern Family
Modern Family
Modern Family
S NCAA LIVE
Modern Family
Modern Family
M Baby Boy (2001): An aimless 20-year-old lives with his mother in South Central L.A. dlsv
Will & Grace
Will & Grace

to make a sex tape.
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
Rules/Engagemnt
Modern Family
Poetic Justice
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? NEW
30 Rock dl
30 Rock dl
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Miranda Lambert and Tim McGraw lead all artists with seven nominations each. Scheduled to perform: Jason
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Bob's Burgers
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dl NEW
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The Simpsons
dlv NEW
Leverage: A crooked banker is the

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Leverage: The team zeros in on a

callous tabloid newscaster. l
Leverage: Staging a faux magic show. Leverage: The crew targets thieves
lv
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American Dream Builders NEW
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Crisis NEW
Masterpiece Classic: "Mr. Selfridge"

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Secrets of Selfridges: Examining

Selfridges.
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Dateline NBC
Family Guy
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PBS
Nature: Wolves and gyrfalcons.
Call the Midwife: Jenny is promoted

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Aqu y ahora
Mira Quin Baila!
A&E
Duck Dynasty
ABC Family
(6:30) Remember the Titans (2000): A high-school coach

promotes racial harmony. Denzel Washington, Will Patton. l
AMC
Animal
Planet
BBC Amer.
BET
Duck Dynasty
CABLE
Wahlburgers
Wahlburgers
Resurrection v NEW
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
(10:01) Revenge NEW
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M (5:30) Gladiator (2000): Oscar winner about a Roman
M The Blind Side (2009): A wealthy Memphis woman (Sandra
general who is sold into slavery, then forced to fight as a gladiator. v
Turn: A Long Island farmer nds himself embedded in a

Patriot spy ring. NEW

goes to Nicaragua.
River Monsters: A 1981 riverboat accident in Brazil, in which hundreds of

passengers perished, is investigated. NEW
M (5:30) Glory
(4:30) To Be
Announced
To Be Announced

goes to Ukraine.
Bullock) adopts a troubled but talented young football player. dlv
Angels & Demons (2009): A man must save Catholicism from a plot to destroy it. v
The Game
The Game
The Game
The Game
The Game
Turn
Let's Stay
Together
BIO
Bravo
Wife Swap dl
The Real Housewives of Atlanta:
Social-media content. NEW
Wife Swap
Wife Swap l
Wife Swap dl
Married to Medicine: Season 2 opens. The Real Housewives of Atlanta
NEW
Cartoon
Steven Universe
King/Hill: Hank
mourns his truck.
The Venture
Bros. ds
Cinemax
Teen Titans Go!
NEW
The Venture
Bros. dv
Bob's Burgers
dlv
M The Godfather (1972): Best Picture chronicles the epic tale of a 1940's mobster family in New
York City, where the father builds an organized-crime empire. R
Bob's Burgers
dlsv
Family Guy: Peter

takes a road trip.
Ted (2012): A teddy bear

comes to life.
CMT
CNBC
CNN
Comedy
Central
To Be Announced
Cocaine Cowboys (2008)
Chicagoland
Death Row Stories
(6:30) Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006):
Wacky tale of a NASCAR driver and his rise and fall and rise again. l
M
M
Marijuana in America: Colorado

Death Row Stories
Aziz Ansari: Dangerously: Comedian
Aziz Ansari performs. l
Cops Reloaded
Cops Reloaded
Chicagoland
Patton Oswalt: Tragedy: Patton
Oswalt performs. NEW
Cooking Ch.
Dest. America
Discovery
Discovery Fit
Disney
Unique Eats
Unique Sweets
Bayou NEW
Buying the Bayou
Sex Change Hospital dl
Good Luck Charlie Good Luck Charlie
Bridgit Mendler. Bridgit Mendler.
Grandmother's
Grandmother's
Buying Alaska
Buying Alaska
Timber Kings
My 600-lb Life: Part 1 of 2.
Good Luck Charlie Babysittr/Vamp.
Bridgit Mendler. Vanessa Morgan.
Unwrapped: A look at Easter eats.

Timber Kings
My 600-lb Life: Conclusion.
Austin & Ally:
Jessie: Debby
Ross Lynch.
Ryan.
The Best Thing

The Best Thing
Timber Kings
My 600-lb Life: A 600-lb. woman.
Gravity Falls Good Luck Charlie
Bridgit Mendler.
Disney XD
E!
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To Be Announced
Kick Buttowski
Randy Cunningha
SlugTerra
Married to Jonas
Encore
ESPN
ESPN2
Esquire
Flix
Food
Mr. Young
Kick Buttowski
Phineas and Ferb
Zack & Cody

Up/Kardashians
dl
M Twister (1996): A clich-riddled tale about scientists tracking M Men in Black 3 (2012):
M
Agent J travels back in time. PG-13
tornadoes. Great special effects. Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. PG-13
S (6:00) NCAA Women's SportsCenter LIVE
SportsCenter
Bask. Tournament: Final Four. LIVE
E:60 Presents
ESPN FC NEW
Sport Science Newton Awards
S (5:00) MLB LIVE
Burn Notice
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Parks and Rec.
Dream On NEW
Dream On NEW
M (6:00) Barbershop 2: M Dick Tracy (1990): Warren Beatty as the detective. Al
M The Next Best Thing
(6:20) Are We Done Yet:
A family moves from the city. PG
Barber vs. greedy developers. PG-13
Pacino, Glenne Headly, Madonna, Dustin Hoffman. v

of Stars" continues.
Food Court Wars: Family vs. friends.

NEW
Chopped: Conclusion. The final round.

NEW
M
M
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M 21 Jump Street (2012): Cops pose as high schoolers. dlsv
M (5:30) The Other Guys
That's Tough
That's Tough
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
Wrecking Balls
S PGA Tour Golf: Final-round play in the $6.4 million Houston Open in Humble, Texas.
(2000): Comedy-drama. PG-13
Cutthroat Kitchen: Making pea soup.

NEW
Fox Movies
Crazy
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011): Divorc meets a ladies' man. dlsv
One Fine Day l
Fox News
Huckabee
The Kelly File
Stossel
Fox Sports 1
Ult. Fighter lv
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
Fox Sports Live
FX
(5:30) Captain America: A
Thor (2011): Thor (Chris Hemsworth) battles a force to sent to destroy Earth after
Thor
soldier becomes a superhero. v
being banished from Asgard for fanning the flames of an ancient conflict. v
(2011) v
FXX
G4
Golf
100P
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21 Jump
Web Soup
LPGA Tour Golf Taped.
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Newlywed Game Newlywed Game 1 vs 100

M Flower Girl (2009): A florist has romantic woes as she's torn
between suitors and faces interference from her grandma.
1 vs 100
Mind of a Man
Mind of a Man
M Lucky in Love (2014): An ideal life becomes real after a few April
Fools' Day jokes.
10:00pm
10:30pm
HBO
M (6:30) Man of Steel (2013): Clark Kent assumes the identity of

Superman and defends Earth from the villainous General Zod. PG-13
Game of Thrones: Jon warns the

Night's Watch. NEW
Silicon Valley
NEW
Veep: Selina's in
Iowa. NEW
HBO Family M Thunderstruck (2012): Teen becomes basketball star.

War/Wrld
M (8:45) Rebound: A college coach loses control.
HBO
M Snitch (2013): A father infiltrates a drug cartel in order to save his M Beginners (2010): Oliver
Signature
learns his dad is gay. R
HBO2
Game of Thrones: Edmure meets his

bride.
(7:55) Game of Thrones: Tywin's

challenged by Joffrey.
HGTV
House Hunters
Caribbean Life
NEW
House Hunters
International
Caribbean Life
NEW
History
Ax Men l
Ax Men l
HLN
IFC
Forensic Files
M (5:00)
Alien Rsurrect
Inves. Disc.
Lifetime
The Case/Zahn v NEW

48 Hours on ID v
M You Again (2010): A young woman sets out to expose her brothers
fiances true colors.
LMN
M (4:00) Seven Deadly (2010)

Eric Close, Leslie Hope. dlsv
More Max
M (5:20)
Ocean's Twelve
MSNBC
MTV
National
Geographic
MSNBC Documentary
House of Food
To Be Announced
Hawaii Life
Hawaii Life
Ax Men l
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
(9:45) Cheech and Chong's Get Out of
My Room: Mock documentary. l
M Abandoned (2010): A man

vanishes from a hospital. dv
M Warm Bodies (2013): A zombie befriends a

woman whose father is a military leader.
(10:40) Zane
Chronicles
MSNBC Documentary
MSNBC Documentary
M Mean Girls (2004): Nice teen joins snobby clique.
Wicked Tuna: A lull in catches has
Alaska Fish Wars: The captains deal
the captains anxious. dl NEW
with mechanical issues. l NEW
To Be Announced
To Be Announced
To Be Announced
Barclays Premier League Match of the Week NEW
Full House
Oprah Prime
Full House
Oprah Prime
Full House
Full House
Oxygen
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Snapped
Science
Showtime
Deep Space Marvels

M (5:45)
House of Lies
lsv
Step Up Rev.
Deep Space Marvels

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correctional facility. lsv
prison. ls NEW
Showtime 2 M (6:00) Twilight Saga

(2012): Lovers fight vampires. PG-13
Living Alaska
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MSNBC Documentary
Girl Code NEW
Girl Code NEW
LIVE
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NEW
The Case/Zahn: A triple homicide.

Drop Dead Diva: Jane struggles with Drop Dead Diva: Jane struggles with
how to behave around Grayson. NEW how to behave around Grayson.
M A Haunting at Silver Falls (2012): An orphaned teen must free the

souls of two murdered twin sisters who are haunting a small town.
M The Purge (2013): A family defend their home

during the one night of the year when all crime is legal.
Living Alaska
No Man's Land: Howdy tracks horse

thieves in Texas. lv NEW
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
Forensic Files
M (7:15) Beerfest (2006): Americans take part in a super-secret beer competition in
Germany. Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter. lsv
NatGeoWild Africa's Deadliest

NBCSN
NHL Overtime
NHL Top 10
OWN
Oprah Prime
M The Hangover Part III (2013): The Wolfpack seek Mr. Chow after
Alan is abducted by a villain seeking revenge on the Asian hustler. R
Snapped
Full House
Full House
Lindsay: A large amount of
possessions arrive. l NEW
Snapped
How It's Made
House of Lies
l NEW
How It's Made

House of Lies
l
M History of the Eagles (2013): The rock group the Eagles are profiled in this documentary that begins in the
1970s with the band's formation. ls
Spike
Starz
Bar Rescue: Jon helps two brothers.

M (5:45) Lost in Space
(1998): Family leaves Earth. PG-13
Bar Rescue l
Bar Rescue l NEW

Catch NEW
Catch/Contract.
M (10:05) The Lone Ranger:
The Lone Ranger fights crime. PG-13
Sundance

compromised. lv

The Red Road: Kopus finds his back

against the wall. lv
M Bonnie and Clyde

(1967): Depression-era bank robbers.
Syfy
M (6:30) District 9 (2009): A field operative (Sharlto Copley) is

exposed to alien biotechnology while working in an internment camp.
M Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003): A cyborg

protects a man from a female robot.
TBS
M (6:15) Men in Black II

(2002): Alien-hunting agents return.
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Food Paradise: The country's best

places to eat ribs are spotlighted.
Mysteries at the Museum: A set of

books in St. Louis.
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Mysteries of the Vatican. NEW
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inventor's hotel room. NEW
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human-trafficking case.
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MARCH 24APRIL 6, 2014 DOUBLE ISSUE

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MARCH 24APRIL 6, 2014

Alyson Hannigan and

MARCH 24APRIL 6, 2014

CONTENTS / March 24April 6, 2014

DOUBLE ISSUE 2 WEEKS OF LISTINGS

18 Amy Schumer The racy

20 Reign Inside the royal digs.

24 Monday Highlights Behind the

27 Tuesday Highlights Get to know

30 Wednesday Highlights Arrow

33 Thursday Highlights Surviving

38 Weekend Highlights Whats next for

46 Monday Highlights James Van Der

49 Tuesday Highlights About a Boys

53 Wednesday Highlights Chicago

56 Thursday Highlights A little history

59 Weekend Highlights Game of

66 Daytime Highlights General Hospital adds a former Knots Landing star.

67 Streaming Highlights Why we love

ON THE COVER Alyson Hannigan, Neil Patrick

COVER STORY: HOW

while Sandi Smith believes the show

Retire this old warhorse before it gets

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Idol Worship Looks as though our

couldnt nish the season, she wrote.

Diane Katz enjoyed our story on

We think so, too!

Tweet of the Week

The Giudices (left) leave

LEFT: JOEL GINSBURG/WENN.COM. RIGHT: BUTTERWORTH/MASSIE/SPLASHNEWS

MAKING MORE BACON Kevin Bacon, in town to commemorate the 20th

On March 7, Harlem tattoo artist Duncan (with

says. Attorneys generally advise clients to stay

anniversary of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, as well as to tout his SixDegrees.org

Bacon (left) says he

The Last Hope

THE BIG BANG THEORY CBS

THE WALKING DEAD AMC

THE BLACKLIST NBC

BLUE BLOODS CBS

10 CRIMINAL MINDS CBS

Source: Nielsen Media Research, week of March 39, 2014

PAUL WESLEY WAITED patiently

TOP: JORDIN ALTHAUS/FOX. BOTTOM: BOB MAHONEY/THE CW

Oscar Winners Hit

The Oscars: A Recipe

incredible flub occurs, like Tron

Oscar highlight: Won best picture for

Who should host the

March Madness: The Clone Wars

ways to approach genres as disparate yet entrenched as

Sundays, 10/9c, NBC

Sundays, 9/8c, NBC

Feels like: Touch (remember that short-lived

Series premiere: Tuesday,

Feels like: Did someone

Feels like: An almost

Feels like: That 70s

Feels like: Hostages, only