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The operating room rings with silent anticipation, the interns watching me eagerly like young
vultures. They heed my guidance for now, gazing with open mouths, but at any moment
ready and willing to thrust a blade into my neck and advance the rankings of medicine in my
place. They will wear my flesh over their shoulders in a savage display of hierarchy, and out
of respect for the mentor who sculpted them into their final form. When the time does come, I
will accept my death and replacement, and, with grace, allow the blade a passage into my
flesh; I will have nothing but respect and admiration for the intern who finally cuts me down
My scalpel remains momentarily poised over the unconscious body of Mr Roland Baxter, a
primary-school teacher from a small village on the East coast of Scotland who enjoys a cold
bottle of white wine on a Friday after work, nature documentaries (primarily those narrated
by David Attenborough) and being with his wife Sheryl, who in my opinion looks like an
older version of Marilyn Monroe, had the actress and pop icon survived past her thirties. In
this position, with my scalpel hovering above his vital organs, I find myself experiencing a
pleasurable sensation linked with being in control of this man’s life, of perhaps ending it
intentionally should I see fit, and diagnosing the murder as an accident. Becoming such a
prolific figure in medicine has its perks, such as being able to do what I want without being
questioned by anyone. If I wished, I could plunge my scalpel into his beating heart and report
that the cause of death was due to ‘complications in surgery’, and no one in the room would
bat an eyelid.
I cannot help but grin as I gaze at the exposed tissue before me, for I am in the fortunate
position of operating on a tumour - another perk of the job; my favourite procedure by far.
The sight of a living tumour evokes a sensation in me that is most pleasurable, although
completely non-sexual. It is an internal massage, a soothing trickle that runs around my head
and down my neck in delightful splashes, akin to the sensation I experienced when my first
and only child was born. With the ribs broken and flesh peeled back, the tumour lies exposed
like a faun, and we, the surgical team, are a circle of wolves descending upon it. I take a
moment to regard its bulbous shape and mass, and its vitalic glaze, and for a moment I find
the idea of cutting such an alluring organism - a blatant gift from God - from the body an
atrocity. Still, regardless of personal opinion, I am a professional and will operate against my
will in order to put food on the table, the same way a criminal defence lawyer will defend a
child molester or rapist despite overwhelming and inarguable evidence against him. Only too
aware of the juvenile gazes of the interns, I mumble at a nurse to wipe the milky sweat from
my forehead, and manage to pull myself together with enough sufficiency to operate.
The tumour is located in the lower lobe of the left lung. It carries with it the appearance of a
wad of coral chewing gum from the mouth of a beautiful woman, each crushing blow from
the teeth delivered with a degree of precarious calculation, culminating in a jarred but
poignant shape, contemporary art to a tee. Aware of the danger of infection and spread that a
tumour can bring to the surrounding tissue, I decide to cut sparingly into the lung, removing a
large portion of it, a forkful, which I narrowly avoid putting in my mouth. Regardless of any
impulses urging me to swallow the fleshy lump, I place it into a wad of tissue where it will no
doubt be binned, a senseless waste of life, identical to an abortion in a thousand senses.
The double doors to the operating theatre slam open, evoking images of a lone cowboy
storming into a saloon. “Silence in the O.R.!” I cry angrily, trying to close up the wound over
stutter, and before the pathetic man is able to string together a single sentence the doors burst
open again under the heavy palms of two policemen. “Don't even think about it.” I say as the
officers near. “In my hand I hold a scalpel which is more than capable of severing this man's
aorta. Since you are simple grunts and not men of an intellectual capability, I will explain to
you that the aorta is one of two major arteries that carry blood away from the heart, and the
largest artery in the human body. Severing it will have irreversible and terminal
consequences, so stay your ground if you value this man's life. Now, someone get a notepad.
The interns watch eagerly from behind the glass, my children, still learning with gusto
rushes off to find a pad and pen, I can feel their eyes on me, and can feel the awe emitting
from them like heat. A new responsibility blooms in me, a responsibility to teach these young
pups all I know before I am taken down by Authority. The nurse returns, handing me the pad.
“No, you idiot! It's for you, keep it. I'm going to make my demands and you're going to write
them down. And if I'm killed by a overzealous police officer before they are met, then it can
The pen trembles in the nurse's fingers. Her surgical mask hangs from one ear. She begins to
weep, her face a contortion of confusion and terror, a single question running an eternal
circuit in her mind: why does this have to happen to me? “It had to happen to someone.” I say
My surgical crew stand in silence, their expressions unreadable under their masks. The two
officers watch me, their teeth grinding like primal machinery. Unable to help; unable to
perform their duty. I feel sympathy for them; the day my scalpel is taken from me is the day I
spatter across a pavement. I can feel the interns fighting over another for the best view of me,
a mess of grunting limbs smearing across glass in sharp squeaks, an orgy of admiration. I
hope they are taking notes, in ink or mentally, or perhaps in semen and vaginal fluids smeared
“First, I want a vehicle to transport me and my patient to the airport. Something large enough
to fit this surgical table. And red – my favourite colour. I want a private jet ready to fly as
soon as I arrive, manned by two - and only two – pilots, and able to go to a destination of my
choice. If there are any delays then I will assume you are cooking up some elaborate rescue
plan. I will take the life of both Mr Roland Baxter and myself at that very moment, so no
funny business. Full stop. When I reach the plane my patient and I will require a food.
Something simple will do, perhaps a burger or a sandwich. We will also require plenty of
water. These demands will be waiting for me as I enter the plane, in clear view. If I do not
spot the food and water within twenty seconds of boarding I will assume something is wrong
and will draw my scalpel across Mr Baxter's aorta, and then my own wrists. I also want ten
thousand pounds – I'm not greedy - waiting for me in a briefcase, beside the food. When I
enter the plane the cockpit door will stay closed and the men will stay inside. If I spot anyone
else on the plane, or if the pilots leave the cockpit, I will, once again, execute Mr Baxter and
myself without further consideration. Have you gotten all that down? Good. You will present
this to the FBI once they arrive. All they need to know is on that paper, I will do no more
talking.”
The police officers glare at me with razor eyes, their imaginations no doubt filled with images
of torture: of my naked body, alive with crimson ribbons from a thousand visceral wounds,
and my face, twisted in mutilation and screaming for mercy. I smirk at them, intentionally
provoking the beasts in a gesture of good-will; to intensify their will for revenge, thus
intensifying the imaginary torture taking place in their minds. Their sharp glares inform me
that I have been successful, the torturous fates I am suffering almost visable through their
burning eyes. I turn from them; mission complete. There is no real antagonist in this story; we
are all simply victims of society. I wish them Godspeed in the rest of their lives, however
A keen fan of the American Old West, I cannot help but compare my current situation to that
of a Western standoff, the kind that few walk from. For a moment, I feel the iron of a revolver
underneath my surgical gown, cold and heavy against my waist. A chambered phallus, ready
to go off and implant its seed inside the body of a partner of my choice. I run my gaze over
the nurse, examining her soft skin and quivering eyes, admiring both her beauty and her
familiarity with her own mortality. Almost as alluring as my own wife, before the cancer
withered and blackened her soft flesh. At least through her fear I can be certain this nurse
values her existence as a human, which is much more than I can say for most people,
ceaselessly complaining and queueing up at their G.P.'s office by the thousands for more
place, soundlessly frozen to the spot. I recognise him as the hosital administrator, Dr
Alexander Kristof, a usually faceless man who mostly conveys his orders through someone
else. I am angered to find that he is not wearing a surgical mask in the operating theatre,
despite being of a higher rank than me. This kind of betrayal is akin to a police chief thieving
narcotics from the evidence room of his own station. His high position in the hospital is
clearly undeserved. I shake my head at him. He carries on watching soundlessly, his feeble
brain incapable of dealing with this sort of situation, clearly waiting for someone of lower
I do not expect the blow to my head. As I crumple to the floor in a clattering of surgical
equipment, I am almost certain that it originated from nowhere, a malicious and otherworldly
manifestation. As I gaze upwards, my attacker is revealed: one of the police officers, unable
to contain his rage, rupturing professional conduct with a single blow, and coming at me like
a great primal beast. In his hands, a silver tray glints in the light of the operating room like a
golden monolith. The other officer tries to contain him, but is sent reeling by a frantic arm. As
the man steps over my body to finish me off, tendrils of saliva hanging from his lower lip,
there is a sudden explosion of noise and it seems for a moment that all hell has broken loose.
The observation window, unable to contain them any longer, caves in under the force of the
interns, bursting into a rapturous explosion of slivers that spray across the room like liquid.
Transparent splinters connect with the flesh on my face and blind me in one eye, but I feel no
pain. Through the crimson blur that clouds my vision, I watch the interns pour through the
window frame like a relentless flood. I hear two gunshots, then only the sound of tearing and
snapping and slavering. Soon the operating theatre is doused in a clinical silence, except from
the quivering moan of the nurse who, in terror, has not moved an inch from where she stood
before. A chromatic pool of chartreuse has emerged from her trouser leg and spread across
the tiled floor. A most unprofessional attitude. I am pleased to see that behind the nurse my
surgical team have stood their ground, unlike the hospital administrator who has either fled or
A figure stands over me. I focus on the young face of one of the interns, a beautiful boy with
sandy blonde hair and an ambiguous grin. I recognise him as Malcolm, superior to the other
interns in both skill and personality – both equally important traits in a surgeon. Behind him,
the rest of the interns watch intensely, many of them topless and daubed in crimson hues, a
single female naked, her silken underwear coiled around one foot. I regard their bare flesh
curiously, for it has been a while since I have witnessed exposed female flesh with my own
eyes, aside from that which has lain across my operating table.
The young surgeons stand behind Malcolm, a new leader, their faces full of pride. He smiles
at me in reassurance. I speak my final order: Let me see your hands. He shows me. They are
soft and delicate, but also strong and full of vitality. They do not tremble even the slightest,
despite the recent excitement. A smear of arterial carmine runs from the back of his wrist
down to his elbow. Minute scraps of skin hang from under his fingernails. I nod in approval
at the boy.
From the floor, he retrieves my scalpel, still red with the blood of my patient. I allow my
eyelids to flutter closed, dreaming of the eternal peace that death will no doubt bring, a
formless landscape of white. I feel the first sting of pain as the intern cuts into my back, but
he is merciful to his mentor, fulfilling my expectations. Full of respect for his leader and the
lessons I have given, he severs my spinal column just below the neck, rendering me immobile
with paralysis. A blissful numbness floods over me like an anaesthetic wave, an irreversible
morphine. I watch as he begins to cut into me, working his way over the contours of my body
until he has carved a satisfactory shape. I smile wearily, one of the only actions that I am still
able to perform.
Death's arrival is imminent, and I am ready. I only wish I could be alive long enough to see
the youth dressed in my flesh, to witness him wear my face like a hood and my blood like
warpaint. To watch my new son advance through the ranks of medicine the way I did so