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AFK Tavern Cocktails

Drinks which defy explanation

Limbic Fizzler
725
Perfect cure for what ails you! A clash of
Absolute Pear, and Ginger ale with a cube of
star dust.
Blackbeard's Revenge
825
Sailor Jerry, Butterscotch Schnapps and our
tap Rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers.
Shrodinger's Martini
16
A dirty martini modification, peppery and
savory, White Organic Washington Whiskey
Headlong White Dog.
Mana Potion
725
Hpnotiq, Absolut berry Acai, Chateau Monet
and Smurf's Blood. 2 minute cooldown.
Capn Jack Sparrow

10

Kraken, Pyrate and Capn. Morgan rum with a


dash of Beefeater Gin and Full Throttle.
Sonic Screwdriver (10th Doctor)
7
Vodka, Orange Juice and Blueberry Juice.
Alonzi!
Sonic Screwdriver (11th Doctor)
7
Midori, vodka and Orange Juice. With a
Bowtie.
6d6 Fireball
925
Absolute Peppar, Fireball whiskey and
Peppermint Schnapps. Reflex save for half
damage.
Power Suit Samus
8
Absolut Mandrin, X-Rated, Cointreau,
Pineapple
Juice, Orange Juice. You too can kill Metroid.
1,000 Needles
7
Jose Cuervo, Sour Pucker, Midori, Orange
Juice,
Agave, Pineapple Juice and Sprite. Deals
exactly 1000 liver damage!

Slightly Roguish
Drinks

Tropic Thunder
7
Cherry Vodka, Absolute Mango, white Creme
de coca, and Sprite. Not a rooster illusion.

Sweet and Deceptive


Mon Calamari Seascape
An aqua mojito made with Malibu
Passionfruit. It's not a trap.

Kaywinnit Frye
6
A Firefly Vodka Collins; no power in the
Verse can stop the sweet nature of this
drink, or the mechanic it's named after.
Pedobear
5
An X-rated Shirlie Temple. May or may not
be served with loli or Chris Hansen.
Ice Orb Sorc
7
A strong, minty version of a blended
Mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for
Baal runs.
Lon Lon Milk
925
Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your
sword
with power! Frangelico, American Honey,
Half and Half or Milk.
Tibanna Gas
7
Orange Vodka, Pinnacle Whip, and cream.
Captured in Bespin's lower atmosphere.
Sereni-tea
8
Muddled Oranges and Cherries with Firefly
Vodka and a splash of Soda. Perfect for any
crew.
Akagi Red Suns
8
Muddled mint and limes, Redrum, cranberry
juice and Sprite. Don't challenge the Tofu
driver.
Tallahassee's Twinkie
7
Absolut Vanilla, Pinnacle Whip and Frangelico

with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad.

Kirby's Adventure <(^.^<)


9
White crme de coca, 99 Banana's,
Grenedine, Half&Half. HAII, HAII, HAII,
HAII.
Ryuk the Shinigami
6
Fireball, Apple Pucker and cranberry juice.
Over 9000!
8
Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and Sprite. It will
break scouters.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
7
Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and
I'm
all out of Gum Bubble gum vodka and a
boot.
Man-Candy Hilt Job
8
X-Rated, French Kiss, Irish Cream, Heavy
Cream
and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize?
Vespene Gas
9
Absolute Citron, Sour Apple Pucker, Midori.
Required for any Carrier Rush.
Nerdy Girl FooFoo Drink
Tequila Rose, Chateau Monet and Whip
Cream add some amazing artwork.

10

Don't Judge Me!


8
Perfect for the more effeminate orc! Green,
Fruity, Strong and a little Confusing.
Pussy Bomb
7
Drop shot of Raspberry Liquor, and Tequila
Rose into Full Throttle. Goes in easier than
you'd think.
Cybermen conversion Colada
7
Upgrades, anyone? Effen Vodka, chai tea
infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151.

Wizardly Drinks
For the refined pallet
Miskatonic Martini
6
Tanqueray, Dry Vermouth and freshly
squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also
madness... did we mention madness?

Little Elven Rigger


5
Vodka, Amaretto, Lychee-infused simple
syrup,
and Full Throttle. A remote wireless arsenal.
Flask of Alchemist Fire
7
A mixture of Fireball and Goldschlager to set
your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage.

Catan Margarita
12
A natural Margarita with fresh limes and Aha
Toro Reposado, also may include ore, brick,
wheat, sheep or wood.

Gerudo Valley Tea


11
A smokey sweet tea sour featuring Firefly
tea and Bulleit Burbon. Hand picked by
Gerudo warriors.

Vorlon Ambassador
10
Blast of American honey, Absolute Vanilla
and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you
see?

Frost speced PVP Mage


9
A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit
you even though all that resilience.

Darkness Rising
5
Guinness rising above amber Blackthorn's
Cider.
Morning Glory Dew
6
St. Germaine, American Honey, Sprite and
Smurf Blood. Must be seated while drinking.
The Mist
5
Sambuca, Absolut Vanila, and soda water.
You
never know where it will take you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
10
Tequila, Gin, 151, Triple Sec, blue curaco.
Stands ready to smash your brains out.
Fezes are Cool `
8
Knob Creek Whiskey, splash of sweet & sour,
and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool.
Charlie Sheen
6
Adonis DNA, Tiger's Blood and cocaine;
Everything you need to be bi-winning.
Klingon Bloodwine
10
Amaretto, Cabernet and Rum. TlhIngan
maH!!

Glorious Magitech Martini


12
A crisp martini made with Hendrix Gin,
shaken
with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a
splash of vermouth and wisked with
sourcestones.
Pelor's other burning sensation
7
A Absolut Peppar martini garnished with a
pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the
healing domain.
Sphinxian Tree-cat sap wine
Native to Sphinx, this wine is hard to
obtain... but worth every drop.

10

Philosoraptor
9
A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in
a glass half full... or is it half empty?

Fit for a Warrior

Punch the Dwarf


8
Whiskey, Stroh and Dragonstooth Stout.
Hahah. Punch it. Go ahead. Punch the dwarf!

For those who can handle it


Blood Bowl Touch Down
10
Full throttle Night syrup extract (4 glasses
worth), and Effen 100 proof Vodka.

FUCK YA!
Potion of Courage
8
Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half
of
this and you'll have more then you need.
Hail to the King
19
Three fingers of Fighting Cock Bourbon on
the
rocks topped with Vikings Blod. The Duke is
back.
We Should have Shotguns for this
8
Whiskey, lime juice, bitters, 151 Rum and
Rockstar. What you need when dealing with
a goddamn hand cannon.
Sky Titan Warship
9
Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink
is
carried on every keg aboard.
Powerthirst
6
Win at everything Forever! Comes in
Manana, Fizzbitch, Gun, Godberry, Rawberry,
Shockolate, or Juice Springsteen
The Hogger
11
A modified Bloody Mary with Bakon and
Headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go!
Running Riot Bloody Marria
10
A Bloody Mary with Tequila and Skyfire salsa
to give it a spicy kick. Rock this Slayer
match.
Ma Deuce
Stroh and Hot Cocoa. This is your
grandfathers machine gun.

Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions 8


Appropriate for drinking at any time of the
day:
Crown Royal and Red Stag cherry bourbon,
on the rocks.
Romulan Ale 10
Illegal in the Federation from at least the
early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof
drink might help you understand why.
Celtic Dragon Slayer 8
Dragonstooth Stout with a float of Guinness.
Clears that dragonblood taste from your
mouth.
Bawls of Steel 11
Bawls Cherry with and Fighting Cock
Bourbon. Yes?
Glitterboy VS Deaths head 12
Monster energy drink, Jagermeister, and
Goldschlager. Fucking glitterboys...
Previously on Battlestar Glactica 9
Starbuck was a winy little bitch, and every
one's a cylon. Sailor Jerrys, ginger infused
simple syrup, Absolut Pear and soda water.
Tachyon Particle Beam 10
Tachyons fix everything. Thats why this
drink tastes awesome... in the future.
More Dakka 5
Tastes like Green? Wait how is this better.
What, I don't even.

Signature Shots
For flavor fast
Cranial Plating 6
Absinthe and Kapali. It's not banned here.
Vashta Nerada 7
Count the shadows.... a shot of Jagermesiter
and Kraken
Fallout 6
Peach Schnapps, Irish Cream and Midori.
People come out of their bunkers for this
one.
Naughty Wood Elf 5
Kapali, Irish Cream, Creme de Menthe,
Rumplemintz.
Naxxaramus Shots 7
Construct - Sour Pucker, Pineapple Juice and Midori
Plague - Creme De Menthe and Kapali
Military - Buttershots and Jagermeister
Arachnid - Bailey's and Peach Schnapp's
Frostwyrm's Lair - Rumplemintz and
Franjelico
Sorting Hat 5
Gryffindor - Goldshlager and Fireball
Ravenclaw - Blueberry vodka and Frangelico
Hufflepuff - Kraken Rum and 99 Banana's
Slytherin - Gin and Green Creme De' Menthe

Pestilence Gas 6
A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by
the
more devious alchemist.
Challenge Accepted 7
A double shot. Don't worry about what's in
it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp.
Good News Everyone! 5
Good news every one, I need you do drink
this
shot of Absolut citron and lemon juice then
deliver it to the planet of slow painful
deaths!
Trollface 8
Jagermeister, Root Beer and Stroh.
Trololololol
Inception 4
Kraken Black Spiced Rum and Sprite: a drink
within a drink. You'll need to go deeper.
LikeLike 6
Hold on to that shield! A lemon honey shot
with a coco rim.
Jane's Hat 7
Jane loves his mother, and his hat.

Triforce 5
Goldschlager, Vanilla Vodka and Dark Rum

Bear Gryls 6
Locked my keys in the car... better drink my
own piss.

Red vs. Blue 5


Grenadine, X-rated, and Blue Curacao. They
fight because they can't remember not
fighting...

Nurgle Pus 6
Drink this shot and the plague fathers
blessing
might just take away what ails you. Or make

Adrenalight 5
Whiskey and Tequila tastes so bad will most
likely add 1 to your attack.
Portal Shot (A double shot!) 6
Gold Tequila and OJ / Lime Juice and Blue
Curacao

it 10 times worse.

For the upstanding Paladin


non-alcoholic drinks
Hit Girl
7
A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old
terror
known as Hit Girl. Chai tea infused Soda
with a hit of something else.
Hylian Shield
9
A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea
infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry.
Filled with fizzy pop.
I am 12 and what is this
6
Smurfs blood, sprite and OH GOD I AM 12
AND
WHAT IS THIS.
Sportsracer Power Move
6
Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as
it
pours.

Patchnotes:
>./bardrinks -uf
-Added plenty of new typos
-New tag lines for drinks
-Condensed popular menu items
-Added non-alcoholic drinks
-fixed issues with bartenders
losing
the ability to follow the laws of
thermodynamics
-added patch notes.
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