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Aladdin

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Scene%1:%%

JAFAR:%%You...are%late.%

GAZEEM:%A%thousand%apologies,%O%

STORYTELLER.A:%Ah,%Salaam%and%good%

patient%one.%

evening%to%you%worthy%friend.%

JAFAR:%%You%have%it,%then?%

Welcome%to%Agrabah.%%City%of%mystery,%

GAZEEM:I%had%to%slit%a%few%throats%to%

of%enchantment,%and%the%finest%

get%it.%%%%Ah,%ah,%ahhh!%%The%treasure!%

merchandise%this%side%of%the%Jordan%

JAFAR:%%Trust%me,%my%pungent%friend.%%

River,%on%sale%today!%Look%at%this!%Yes!%%

You'll%get%what's%coming%to%you.%

Combination%hookah%and%coffee%makerDD

IAGO:..%What's%coming%to%you!%%Awk!%

also%makes%Julienne%fries.%%Will%not%

JAFAR:%%At%last,%after%all%my%years%of%

break.%Will%notit%broke.%%Ooohhh!%

searching,%the%cave%of%wonders!%

Wait,%don't%go!%%I%can%see%that%you're%

IAGO:%%%%Awk!%%Cave%of%wonders!%

only%interested%in%the%exceptionally%rare.%%

JAFAR:%%Now,%remember!%%Bring%me%the%

I%think%then,%you%would%be%most%

lamp.%%The%rest%of%the%treasure%is%yours,%

rewarded%to%consider...this.%%%

but%the%lamp%is%mine!%

IAGO:..%Awk,%the%lamp!%%Awk,%%the%lamp!%%

STORYTELLER.B:.Do%not%be%fooled%by%its%

Jeez,%where'd%ya%dig%this%bozo%up?%

appearance.%%Like%so%many%things,%it%is%

not%what%is%outside,%but%what%is%inside%

CAVE:%%%%%%Who%disturbs%my%slumber?%

that%counts.%This%is%no%ordinary%lamp!%%It%

GAZEEM:%It%is%I,%Gazeem,%a%humble%thief.%

once%changed%the%course%of%a%young%

CAVE:%%%%%%Know%this.%%Only%one%may%

man's%life.%A%young%man%who,%like%this%

enter%here.%%One%whose%worth%lies%far%

lamp,%was%more%than%what%he%seemed.%%

within.%%A%diamond%in%the%rough.%

A%diamond%in%the%rough.%%Perhaps%you%

JAFAR:%%What%are%you%waiting%for?%%Go%

would%like%to%hear%the%tale?%It%begins%on%

on!%

a%dark%night%where%a%dark%man%waits,%

CAVE:%%%Seek%thee%out,%the%diamond%in%

with%a%dark%purpose.%

the%rough.%

%
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IAGO:%%%%%I%can't%believe%it.%%I%just%don't%

WOMAN.1:%%%%Getting%into%trouble%a%

believe%it.%We're%never%gonna%get%a%hold%

little%early%today,%aren't%we%Aladdin?%

of%that%stupid%lamp!%%Just%forget%it.%%Look%

ALADDIN:%%%%Trouble?%%No%way.%%You're%

at%this.%%Look%at%this.%%I'm%so%ticked%off%

only%in%trouble%if%you%get%caught%

that%I'm%molting!%%%

GUARD:%Ive%got%you%this%time,%street%

JAFAR:%%Patience,%Iago.%%Patience.%%

rat!%

Gazeem%was%obviously%less%than%worthy.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Im%in%trouble!%Perfect%

IAGO:%%%%%%%Oh,%there's%a%big%surprise.%%

timing%Abu.%Come%on,%let's%get%outta%

That's%an%incredDDI%think%I'm%gonna%have%

here!%

a%heart%attack%and%die%from%surprise!%%

What're%we%gonna%do?%%We%got%a%big%

SONG:.ONE.JUMP.

problem%here,a%big%probD%

JAFAR:%%Yes,%we%do.%%Only%one%may%

ALADDIN:.

enter.%%I%must%find%this%one,%

Gotta%keep...one%jump%ahead%of%the%

this...diamond%in%the%rough.%

breadline%

One%swing%ahead%of%the%sword%

Scene%3:%

I%steal%only%what%I%can't%afford%

That's%everything!%

GUARD.1:%%Stop,%thief!%%I'll%have%your%

One%jump%ahead%of%the%lawmen%

hands%for%a%trophy,%street%rat!%

That's%all,%and%that's%no%joke%

ALADDIN:%%%%%%All%this%for%a%loaf%of%bread?%

These%guys%don't%appreciate%I'm%broke!%

GUARD.2:%%%%There%he%is!%

GUARD.3:.%%%You%won't%get%away%so%easy!%

GUARD.1:%Riffraff!%

ALADDIN:%%%%You%think%that%was%easy?%

GUARD.2:%Street%rat!%

GUARD.1:%%%You%two,%over%that%way,%and%

GUARD.3:%Scoundrel!%

you,%with%me.%%We'll%find%him.%

GUARD.4:.Take%that!%

%%%%%%%%%

ALADDIN:%%%%Morning,%ladies.%

ALADDIN:%%%Just%a%little%snack,%guys!%
%

GUARDS:%Rip%him%open,%take%it%back%

GUARDS.and.MERCHANTS:%WRONG!%

guys!%

ALADDIN:%I%can%take%a%hint,%gotta%face%

GUARD.2:%%%%He's%got%a%sword!%

the%facts.%You're%my%only%friend,%Abu!%

GUARD.1:%%%%You%idiotDDwe've%ALL%got%

WOMEN:%%Who?!?%

swords!!%

Oh,%it's%sad%Aladdin's%hit%the%bottom%

He's%become%a%oneIman%rise%in%crime%

ALADDIN:%%%%One%jump%ahead%of%the%

WOMAN.2:%%I'd%blame%parents,%except%

hoofbeats!%

he%hasn't%got%'em!%

ALL:%%Vandal!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Gotta%eat%to%live,%gotta%steal%

ALADDIN:%%%%One%hop%ahead%of%the%

to%eat%

hump!%

Tell%you%all%about%it%when%I%got%the%time!%

ALL:%%Street%rat!%

One%jump%ahead%of%the%slowpokes%

ALADDIN:%%%%One%trick%ahead%of%disaster%

One%skip%ahead%of%my%doom%

ALL:%%Scoundrel!%

Next%time%Im%gonna%use%a%nom%de%

ALADDIN:%%%%They're%quickDDbut%I'm%much%

plume.%

faster%

One%jump%ahead%of%the%hitmen%

ALL:%%Take%that!%

One%hit%ahead%of%the%flock%

ALADDIN:%%%%Here%goes,%better%throw%my%

I%think%I'll%take%a%stroll%around%the%block.%

hand%in%

Wish%me%happy%landin'%

MERCHANT.1:%%Stop,%thief!%%

All%I%gotta%do%is%jump!%

MERCHANT.2:.Vandal!%

MERCHANT.3:%Outrage!%%

ALADDIN:.And%now,%we%feast!%Yknow,%

ALL.3:%Scandal!%

someday,%Abu,%things%are%gonna%change.%%

ALADDIN:%%%%Let's%not%be%too%hasty%

We'll%be%rich,%live%in%a%palace,%and%never%

WOMAN.3:%%Still%I%think%he's%rather%tasty%

have%any%problems%at%all.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Gotta%eat%to%live,%gotta%steal%

ABU:%UhDhuh.%

to%eat%

Otherwise%we'd%get%along!%

Scene.4:.

SULTAN:%Oh,%Prince%Achmed.%%You're%

never%had%any%real%friends.%Except%you,%

not%leaving%so%soon,%are%you?%

Rajah.%I've%never%even%been%outside%the%

PRINCE:%Good%luck%marrying%her%off!%

palace%walls.%

SULTAN:.Oh,%Jasmine!%%Jasmine!%%

SULTAN:%But%Jasmine,%you're%a%princess.%

Jasmine.%Confound%it,%Rajah!%%So,%this%is%

JASMINE:%%%%Then%maybe%I%don't%want%to%

why%Prince%Achmed%stormed%out!%

be%a%princess.%%%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%father.%%Rajah%was%just%

SULTAN:%Oooohhh!%%I%don't%know%where%

playing%with%him,%weren't%you%Rajah.%%

she%gets%it%from.%%Her%mother%wasn't%

You%were%just%playing%with%that%

nearly%so%picky.%%%%%

overdressed,%selfDabsorbed%Prince%

Achmed,%weren't%you?%

On%the%right%apron.%

SULTAN:%Dearest,%you've%got%to%stop%

rejecting%every%suitor%that%comes%to%call.%%

JAFAR:%Ah,%sands%of%timeDDreveal%to%me%

The%law%says%you...%

the%one%who%can%enter%the%cave.%%Yes,%

BOTH:%%%%%%%...must%be%married%to%a%

yes!%There%he%is.%%My%diamond%in%the%

prince.%

rough!%

SULTAN:%By%your%next%birthday.%

IAGO:%%%That's%him?!?!%%That's%the%clown%

JASMINE:%%%%The%law%is%wrong.%

we've%been%waitin'%for?%%

SULTAN:%You've%only%got%three%more%

JAFAR:%%Let's%have%the%guards%extend%

days!%

him%an%invitation%to%the%palace,%shall%

JASMINE:%%%%Father,%%I%hate%being%forced%

we?%

into%this.%%If%I%do%marry,%I%want%it%to%be%

IAGO:%%%Swell.%

for%love.%

JAFAR:%Oh,%Iago,%I%will%wont%be%that%

SULTAN:.Jasmine,%it's%not%only%this%law.%%

twits%grand%vizier%any%longer.%Soon%I%will%

I'm%not%going%to%be%around%forever,%and%

take%his%place%and%have%control%over%all%

I%just%want%to%make%sure%you're%taken%

of%Agrabah!%I%will%be%sultan!%

care%of,%provided%for.%

JASMINE:%%%%Try%to%understand.%%I've%
never%done%a%thing%on%my%own.%I've%

JASMINE:%%Im%sorry%Rajah,%I%can't%stay%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%I'm%sorry%sir.%%I%don't%

here%and%have%my%life%lived%for%me.%%I'll%

have%any%money.%Please,%if%you%let%me%

miss%you.%%Good%bye!%

go%to%the%palace,%I%can%get%some%from%

the%Sultan.%

Scene%5:%%

PROPRIETOR:%Do%you%know%what%the%

penalty%is%for%stealing?%

SHOPKEEPER.1:%%%Pretty%lady,%buy%a%pot.%%

JASMINE:%%%%%%%%No,%no%please!%

No%finer%pot%in%brass%or%silver.%

ALADDIN:%%%%%%%%Thank%you%kind%sir.%I'm%so%

SHOPKEEPER.2:%%%Sugar%dates,%sugar%

glad%you've%found%her.%I've%been%looking%

dates%and%figs!%%Sugar%dates%and%

all%over%for%you.%

pistachios!%

PROPRIETOR:%You%know%this%girl?%

SHOPKEEPER.3:%%%Would%the%lady%like%a%

ALADDIN:%%%%%%%%Sadly,%yes.%%She%is%my%

necklace.%%A%pretty%necklace%for%a%pretty%

sister.%%She's%a%little%crazy.%%%

lady.%

PROPRIETOR:.She%said%she%knows%the%

SHOPKEEPER.4:%%%Fresh%fish!%%We%catch%

Sultan!%

'em,%you%buy%'em!%

ALADDIN:%%%%%%%%She%thinks%the%monkey%is%

JASMINE:%%%%I%don't%think%so.%%Oh,%excuse%

the%Sultan.%

me.%%I'm%really%very%sorry.%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%wise%Sultan.%%How%may%I%

serve%you?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Wow!%

ABU:%%%%%%%%%%%%Well,%blah%blah%blah%blah.%

ABU:%%%%%%%%Uh%oh.%%Hello?%%Hello?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Tragic,%isn't%it?%%But,%no%

harm%done.%%%Now%come%along%sis.%Time%

JASMINE:%%%%%%%%Oh,%you%must%be%hungry.%%

to%see%the%doctor.%

Here%you%go.%%%

JASMINE:%%%%%%%%Oh,%hello%doctor.%How%are%

PROPRIETOR:%You'd%better%be%able%to%

you?%

pay%for%that.%

ALADDIN:%%%%%%%%No,%no,%no.%Not%that%one.%

JASMINE:%%%%%%%%Pay?%

Come%on,%Sultan.%

PROPRIETOR:%No%one%steals%from%my%

PROPRIETOR:%Huh?%%Wait!%%Come%back%

cart!%

here,%you%little%thieves!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Almost%there.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Sometimes%you%feel%soDD%

JASMINE:%%%%I%want%to%thank%you%for%

JASMINE:%%%%You're%justDD%

stopping%that%man.%

BOTH:%%%%%%%DDtrapped.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Uh,%forget%it.%%So,%uh,%this%is%

ALADDIN:%%%%So,%where're%you%from?%

your%first%time%in%the%marketplace,%huh?%

JASMINE:%%%%What%does%it%matter?%%I%ran%

JASMINE:%%%%Is%it%that%obvious?%

away,%and%I%am%not%going%back.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%you%do%kinda%stand%

ALADDIN:%%%%Really?%%%

out.%I%mean,%uh,%you%don't%seem%to%know%

JASMINE:%%%%My%father's%forcing%me%to%

how%dangerous%Agrabah%can%be.%%

get%married.%

JASMINE:%%%%I'm%a%fast%learner.%

ALADDIN:%%%%That'sDDthat's%awful.%%Abu!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Right.%%C'mon,%this%way.%%

JASMINE:%%%%What?%

JASMINE:%%%%Is%this%where%you%live?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Abu%says%thatDDuhDDthat's%

ALADDIN:%%%%Yep.%%Just%me%and%Abu.%%

not%fair.%

Come%and%go%as%we%please.%

ABU:%%%%%%%%%%%%What?%

JASMINE:%%%%Fabulous.%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh%did%he?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%it's%not%much,%but%it's%

ALADDIN:%%%%Yeah,%of%course.%

got%a%great%view.%Palace%looks%pretty%

JASMINE:%%%%And%does%Abu%have%anything%

amazing,%huh?%

else%to%say?%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%it's%wonderful.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%uh,%he%wishes%there%

ALADDIN:%%%%I%wonder%what%it%would%be%

was%something%he%could%do%to%help.%

like%to%live%there,%to%have%servants%and%

ABU:%%%%%%%%%%%Oh,%boy!%

valets...%

JASMINE:%%%%Hmm,%tell%him%that's%very%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%sure.%%%People%who%tell%

sweet.%

you%where%to%go%and%how%to%dress.%

GUARD%1:%%Here%they%are!%

ALADDIN:%%%%It's%better%than%here.%%

ALADDIN%and%JASMINE:%%%%They've%found%

Always%scraping%for%food%and%ducking%

me!%%They're%after%you?%

the%guards.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Do%you%trust%me?%

JASMINE:%%%%You're%not%free%to%make%

JASMINE:%%%%What?%

your%own%choices.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Do%you%trust%me?%%

JASMINE:%%%%Yes.%%

JASMINE:%%%%The%guards%just%took%a%boy%

ALADDIN:%%%%Then%jump!%

from%the%market,%on%your%orders.%

JAFAR:%%Your%father's%charged%me%with%

GUARD%1:%%We%just%keep%running%into%

keeping%peace%in%Agrabah.%%The%boy%was%

each%other,%don't%we,%street%rat?%It's%the%

a%criminal.%

dungeon%for%you,%boy.%

JASMINE:%%%%What%was%the%crime?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Hey,%get%off%of%me!%

JAFAR:%%Why,%kidnapping%the%princess,%

JASMINE:%%%%Let%go%of%him.%

of%course.%

GUARD%1:%%Look%what%we%have%here,%

JASMINE:%%%%He%didn't%kidnap%me!%I%ran%

menDDa%street%mouse.%%%

away!%

JASMINE:%%Unhand%him,%by%order%of%the%

JAFAR:%%Oh,%dear!%%Oh,%how%frightfully%

princess.%

upsetting.%%Had%I%but%known.%

GUARD.2:%%Princess%Jasmine.%

JASMINE:%%%%What%do%you%mean?%

ALADDIN:%%%The%princess?%

JAFAR:%%Sadly,%the%boy's%sentence%has%

ABU:%%%%%%%%%%%The%princess?%

already%been%carried%out.%

GUARD%1:%%What%are%you%doing%outside%

JASMINE:%%%%What%sentence?%

the%palace?%%And%with%this%street%rat?%

JAFAR:%%%Death.%%By%beheading.%

JASMINE:%%%%That's%not%your%concern.%%Do%

JASMINE:%%No!%%%

as%I%command.%%Release%him!%

JAFAR:%%I%am%exceedingly%sorry,%princess.%

GUARD%1:%%Well,%I%would,%princess,%but%

JASMINE:%%%How%could%you?%%%

my%orders%come%from%Jafar.%%You'll%have%

IAGO:%%%So,%how%did%it%go?%

to%take%it%up%with%him.%

JAFAR:%%I%think%she%took%it%rather%well.%%%

JASMINE:%%%%Believe%me,%I%will.%

Scene%7:%

Scene%6:%%

ALADDIN:%%%She%was%the%princess.%%I%

JASMINE:%%%%Jafar?%

don't%believe%it.%%I%must%have%sounded%so%

JAFAR:%%Oh,%uh,%princess.%How%may%I%be%

stupid%to%her.%

of%service%to%you?%%

ABU:%%%%%%%%YooDhoo!%%Aladdin?%Hello!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Abu!%%Over%here!%%Hey,%

JAFAR:%%%%Mmm,%mmm,%mmm.,%%Things%

c'monDDhelp%me%outta%these.%I'll%never%

aren't%always%what%they%seem.%%So,%do%

see%her%again.%%I'm%a%street%rat,%

we%have%a%deal?%

remember,%and%there's%a%law.%She's%

gotta%marry%a%prince,%she%deserves%it.%

Scene%8:%%

ABU:%%%%%%%%Ta%da!%

ALADDIN:%%%%I'm%aDDI'm%a%fool%

CAVE:%%%%%%%%Who%disturbs%my%slumber?%

JAFAR.(in.disguise):%%%%You're%only%a%fool%

ALADDIN:%%It%is%I,%Aladdin.%

if%you%give%up,%boy.%

CAVE:%%Proceed.%%Touch%nothing%but%the%

ALADDIN:%%%%Who%are%you?%

lamp.%

JAFAR:%%%%A%lowly%prisoner,%like%yourself.%%

JAFAR:%Remember%our%dealyou%bring%

But%together,%perhaps%we%can%be%more.%

me%the%lamp%and%you%get%your%reward.%

ALADDIN:%%%I'm%listening.%

ALADDIN:%C'mon,%Abu.%Would%ya%look%at%

JAFAR:%%%%There%is%a%cave,%boy.%%A%cave%of%

that!%Just%a%handful%of%this%stuff%would%

wonders.%%Filled%with%treasures%beyond%

make%me%richer%than%the%sultan!%We%

your%wildest%dreams.%Treasure%enough%

gotta%find%that%lamp.%%Abu,%will%ya%knock%

to%impress%even%your%princess,%I'd%

it%off?%A%magic%carpet!%%C'mon.%%C'mon%

wager.%

out.%%I'm%not%gonna%hurt%you.%%Take%it%

IAGO:%%%%%%%Jafar,%can%ya%hurry%it%up?%%I'm%

easy,%Abu.%%He's%not%gonna%bite.%Hey,%

dyin'%in%here!%

wait%a%minute.%%Don't%go.%%Maybe%you%

ALADDIN:%%%%But%the%law%says%that%only%a%

can%help%us.%%Hey,%whoa!%%You%see,%we're%

prince%can%marryDD%

trying%to%find%this%lamp.%%I%think%he%

JAFAR:%%%%You've%heard%of%the%golden%

knows%where%it%is.%This%is%it?%%This%is%what%

rule,%haven't%you%boy?%Whoever%has%the%

we%came%all%the%way%down%here%toDD%%

gold%makes%the%rules.%

AbuD%NO!%

ALADDIN:%Ah,%one%problem.%%It's%out%

CAVE:%Infidels!%

there,%we're%in%here.%

ABU:%%%Uh%oh!%

CAVE:%You%have%touched%the%forbidden%

ALADDIN:%Uh,%AlDDuhDDAladdin.%

treasure.%%Now%you%will%never%again%see%

GENIE:%%Aladdin!%Hello,%Aladdin.%%Nice%to%

the%light%of%day!%

have%you%on%the%show.%%Can%we%call%you%

ALADDIN:%Whoa!%Let's%move!%Abu,%this%

'Al?'%Or%maybe%just%'Din?'%%Or%how%bout%

is%no%time%to%panic!%Start%panicking.%Help%

'Laddi?'%%Sounds%like%'Here,%boy!%C'mon,%

me%out!%

Laddi!'%

JAFAR:%%%%Throw%me%the%lamp!%

ALADDIN:%%I%must%have%hit%my%head%

ALADDIN:%%I%can't%hold%on.%%Give%me%your%

harder%than%I%thought.%

hand.%

GENIE:%%Hey,%Rugman!%%Haven't%seen%you%

JAFAR:%%%%First%give%me%the%lamp.%Ha%ha%

in%a%few%millennia!%%Slap%me%some%tassel!%%

ha%ha!%%Yes!%%At%last!%%Ha%ha%ha%ha!%

Yo!%Say,%you're%a%lot%smaller%than%my%last%

ALADDIN:%%What%are%you%doing?%

master.%%Either%that%or%I'm%gettin'%bigger.%%

JAFAR:%%%%Giving%you%your%reward.%%Your%

Look%at%me%from%the%sideDDdo%I%look%

eternal%reward.%

different%to%you?%

ALADDIN:.NO!%We're%trapped.%%That%two%

ALADDIN:%Wait%a%minute!%%I'mDDyour%

faced%sonDofDaDjackal!%Whoever%he%was,%

master?%

he's%long%gone%with%that%lamp.%

GENIE:%%That's%right!%%He%can%be%taught!!%

ABU:%Aha!%

What%would%you%wish%of%me,%the%ever%

ALADDIN:%%Why,%you%hairy%little%thief!%%

impressive,%the%long%contained,%often%

Looks%like%such%a%beatDup,%worthless%

imitated,%%but%never%duplicatedD%Genie!%

piece%of%junk.%%Hey,%I%think%there's%

Of!%%The%Lamp!%%%Right%here%direct%from%

something%written%here,%but%it's%hard%to%

the%lamp,%right%here%for%your%enjoyment%

make%out.%

wish%fulfillment.%Thank%youuuuu!%

GENIE:%%Aaaaahhhhh!%%OY!%%TenD

ALADDIN:%%Whoa!%Wish%fulfillment?%

thousand%years%will%give%ya%such%a%crick%

GENIE:%%Three%wishes%to%be%exact.%%And%

in%the%neck!%%Whoa!%%Does%it%feel%good%to%

ixDnay%on%the%wishing%for%more%wishes.%%

beoutta%there!%Nice%to%be%back,%ladies%

That's%itDDthree.%Uno,%dos,%tres.%No%

and%gentlemen.%%Hi,%where%ya%from?%

substitutions,%exchanges%or%refunds.%%%

What's%your%name?%

ALADDIN:%%Now%I%know%I'm%dreaming.%

GENIE:%%Master,%I%don't%think%you%quite%

%%%%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend%like%me.%

realize%what%you've%got%here!%So%why%

don't%you%just%ruminate,%whilst%I%

%%%%Yes%sir,%we%pride%ourselves%on%service%

illuminate%the%possibilities.%%%

%%%%You're%the%boss,%the%king,%the%shah!%

%%%%Say%what%you%wish,%it's%yours!%%True%

SONG:.FRIEND.LIKE.ME.

dish%

%%%%How%about%a%little%more%Baklava?%

%GENIE:%%%Well%Ali%Baba%had%them%forty%

thieves%

%%%%Try%some%of%column%'A'%

Scheherazade%he%had%a%thousand%tales%

%%%%Try%all%of%column%'B'%

But%master%you%in%luck%'cause%up%your%

%%%%I'm%in%the%mood%to%help%you%dude%

sleeve%

%%%%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend%like%me%

You%got%a%brand%of%magic%never%fails!%

You%got%some%power%in%your%corner%now%

%%%%Can%your%friends%do%this?%

Some%heavy%ammunition%in%your%camp%

%%%%Do%your%friends%do%that?%

You%got%some%punch,%pizzazz,%yahoo%and%

%%%%Do%your%friends%pull%this%out%their%little%

how%

hat%

See%all%you%gotta%do%is%rub%that%lamp%

%%%%Can%your%friends%go%poof!%

And%I'll%say%

%%%%Well%looky%here%

%%%%Can%your%friends%go%Abracadabra,%let%

%%%%Mister%Aladdin%sir%

'er%rip%

%%%%What%will%your%pleasure%be?%

%%%%And%then%make%the%sucker%disappear?%

%%%%Let%me%take%your%order,%jot%it%down%

%%%%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend%like%me%

%%%%So%don't%you%sit%there%slack%jawed,%

%%%%No%no%no!%

buggy%eyed%

%%%%I'm%here%to%answer%all%your%midday%%%

%%%%Life%is%your%restaurant%

prayers%

%%%%And%I'm%your%maitre'%d!%

%%%%You%got%me%bona%fide,%certified%

%%%%C'mon%whisper%what%it%is%you%want%

%%%%You%got%a%genie%for%a%charge%d'affairs!%

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%%%%I%got%a%powerful%urge%to%help%you%out%

else.Rule%three:%I%can't%bring%people%

%%%%So%what%you%wish%I%really%want%to%

back%from%the%dead.%%It's%not%a%pretty%

know%

picture,%I%don't%like%doing%it!%%Other%than%

%%%%You%got%a%list%that's%three%miles%long,%

that,%you%got%it!%

no%doubt%

ALADDIN:%You%mean%limitations?%%On%

%%%%So%all%you%gotta%do%is%rub%like%so,%and%

wishes?%Some%all%powerful%genieDDcan't%

oh!%

even%bring%people%back%from%the%dead.%I%

don't%know,%AbuDDhe%probably%can't%

%%%%ALL:%Mister%Aladdin,%sir,%have%a%wish%

even%get%us%out%of%this%cave.%%Looks%like%

or%two%or%three%

we're%gonna%have%to%find%a%way%out%of%

%%%%Hes%on%the%job,%you%big%nabob%

hereDD%

%%%%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend,%never%

GENIE:%%Excuse%me?%%Are%you%lookin'%at%

had%a%friend%

me?%%Did%you%rub%my%lamp?%Did%you%

%%%%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend,%never%

wake%me%up,%did%you%bring%me%here?%%

had%a%friend%

And%all%of%a%sudden,%you're%walkin'%out%

%%%%You%ain't%never...had%a...%friend...%

on%me?%I%don't%think%so,%not%right%now.%%

like...he!%

You're%gettin'%your%wishes,%so%siddown!%

%%%%%

In%case%of%emergency,%the%exits%are%here,%

GENIE:%You%ain't%never%had%a%friend%like%

here,%here,%here,here,%here,%here,%here,%

me!%

here,%here,%here,%here,%anywhere!%%Keep%

your%hands%and%arms%inside%the%carpet.%%

ALADDIN:%You're%gonna%grant%me%any%

Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta%here!%

three%wishes%I%want?%

GENIE:%%Ah,%almost.%%There%are%a%few%

Scene%9:%

provisos,%a%couple%of%quid%pro%quos%

ALADDIN:%Like?%

JAFAR:%%If%only%I%had%gotten%that%lamp!%

GENIE:%%Ah,%rule%number%one:%I%can't%kill%

IAGO:%To%thinkDDwe%gotta%keep%kissing%

anybody.%%So%don't%ask.%%Rule%two:%I%can't%

up%to%that%chump,%and%his%chump%

make%anyone%fall%in%love%with%anyone%

daughter%for%the%rest%of%our%lives...%

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JAFAR:%%No,%Iago.%%Only%until%she%finds%a%

ALADDIN:%%%%Ah,%noDDI%never%actually%

chump%husband.%Then%she'll%have%us%

wished%to%get%out%of%the%cave.%%You%did%

banishedDDor%beheaded!%

that%on%your%own.%

IAGO:%Oh!%%Wait%a%minute!%%Wait%a%

GENIE:%All%right,%but%no%more%freebies.%

minute!%Jafar?%%What%if%you%were%the%

ALADDIN:%%%%Fair%deal.%%So,%three%wishes.%%

chump%husband?%

I%want%them%to%be%%good.%%What%would%

JAFAR:%%What?%

you%wish%for?%

IAGO:%%%Okay,%you%marry%the%princess,%all%

GENIE:%%Me?%%No%one's%ever%asked%me%

right?%Then,%uh,%you%become%sultan!%

that%before.%Well,%in%my%case,%ah,%forget%

JAFAR:%%Oh!%The%idea%has%merit!%

it.%

IAGO:%%%Yes,%merit!%Yes!%%And%then%we%

ALADDIN:%%%%What?%%No,%tell%me.%

drop%papaDinDlaw%and%the%little%woman%

GENIE:%%Freedom.%

off%a%cliff!%%%%Kersplat!%

ALADDIN:%%You're%a%prisoner?%

JAFAR:%%Iago,%I%love%the%way%your%foul%

GENIE:%%It's%all%partDandDparcel,%the%

little%mind%works!%

whole%genie%gig.%Phenomenal%cosmic%

powers!%%Itty%bitty%living%space.%

Scene%10:%

ALADDIN:%%%%Genie,%that's%terrible.%

GENIE:%%The%only%way%I%get%outta%this%is%if%

GENIE:%%Thank%you%for%choosing%Magic%

my%master%wishes%me%out.%%So%you%can%

Carpet%for%all%your%travel%needs.%%Don't%

guess%how%often%that's%happened.%

stand%until%the%rug%has%come%to%a%

ALADDIN:%%%%I'll%do%it.%I'll%set%you%free.%

complete%stop.%%Thank%you.%%Good%bye,%

GENIE:%%UhDhuh,%right.%

good%bye!%%Thank%you!%Good%bye!%%Well,%

ALADDIN:%%No,%really,%I%promise.%%After%

now.%%How%about%that?%

make%my%%first%two%wishes,%I'll%use%my%

ALADDIN:%%%%Oh,%you%sure%showed%me.%%

third%wish%to%set%you%free.%%%%

Now%about%my%three%wishesD%

GENIE:%%Well,%here's%hopin'.%%O.K.%%%Let's%

GENIE:%%Dost%mine%ears%deceive%me?%%

make%some%magic!%%%%So%how%'bout%it.%%

Three?%You%are%down%by%ONE,%boy!%

What%is%it%you%want%most?%
ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%there's%this%girlDD%

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GENIE:%%Eehhh!%Wrong!%%I%can't%make%

SULTAN:%Oh,%really?%

anybody%fall%in%love,%remember?%

JAFAR:%%Its%all%right%here.%If,%in%the%event%

ALADDIN:%%%%Oh,%but%Genie.%%She's%smart%

a%suitable%prince%cannot%be%found,%a%

and%fun%and...%

princess%must%then%be%wed%

GENIE:%%Pretty?%

to...hmm...interesting.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Beautiful.%%She's%got%these%

SULTAN:%What?%%Who?%

eyes%that%just...and%this%hair,%wow...and%

JAFAR:%%The%royal%vizier!%%Why,%that%

her%smile.%

would%be...me!%

GENIE:%But%she's%the%princess.%%To%even%

SULTAN:%Why,%I%thought%the%law%says%

have%a%chance,%I'd%have%to%be%aDDhey,%can%

that%only%a%prince%can%marry%a%princess,%

you%make%me%a%prince?%

I'm%quite%sure.%

GENIE:%%Ah,%to%make%a%prince.%%Now%is%

JAFAR:%%Desperate%times%call%for%

that%an%official%wish?%%Say%the%words!%

desperate%measures,%my%lord.%%%

ALADDIN:%Genie,%I%wish%for%you%to%make%

SULTAN:%Yes...desperate%measures...%

me%a%prince!%

JAFAR:%%You%will%order%the%princess%to%

GENIE:%%All%right!%First,%that%fez%and%vest%

marry%me.%

combo%is%much%too%third%century.%These%

SULTAN:%I...will%order...the%

patchesDDwhat%are%we%trying%to%sayDD

princess...to...but%you're%so%old!%

beggar?%%No!%Let's%work%with%me%here.%%I%

JAFAR:%%The%princess%will%marry%me!%

like%it,%muy%macho!%Hang%on%to%your%

SULTAN:%The%princess%will%marry%What?%

turban,%kid,%cause%we're%gonna%make%

What%is%that?%%That%music!%%Ha%ha%ha.%

you%a%star!%

Jafar.,%you%must%come%and%see%this!%

SCENE%11%

Scene.12:.

JAFAR:%%Sire,%I%have%found%a%solution%to%

SONG:.PRINCE.ALI.

the%problem%with%%your%daughter.%

IAGO:%%%Awk!%%The%problem%with%your%

MARCHERS:%%%Make%way%for%Prince%Ali!%

daughter!%

SWORDSMEN:%Say%hey!%%It's%Prince%Ali!%

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GENIE:%%Hey,%clear%the%way%in%the%old%

MEN:%%%%%%%He's%got%seventyIfive%golden%

bazaar,%

camels!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Hey%you,%let%us%through,%it's%a%

GENIE:%%%%%Don't%they%look%lovely,%June?%

bright%new%star,%

WOMEN:%Purple%peacocks,%he's%got%fiftyI

%%%%%%%%%%%%%Now%come,%be%the%first%on%your%

three!%

block%to%meet%his%eye!%

GENIE:%%%%%%Fabulous,%Harry,%I%love%the%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%Make%way,%here%he%comes,%

feathers!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%Ring%bells,%bang%the%drums.%

ANIMALS:%When%it%comes%to%exotic%type%

%%%%%%%%%%%%You're%gonna%love%this%guy%

mammals%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Has%he%got%a%zoo,%I'm%telling%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%Prince%Ali,%fabulous%he,%Ali%

you%

Ababwa!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%It's%a%world%class%menagerie!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%Genuflect,%show%some%respect%

%%%%%%%%%%%%Down%on%one%knee%

GIRLS:.Prince%Ali,%Handsome%is%he,%Ali%

%%%%%%%%%%%%Now%try%your%best%to%stay%calm%

Ababwa%

%%%%%%%%%%%Brush%up%your%Sunday%Salaam%

%%%%%%%%%%%%That%physique,%how%can%I%speak%

%%%%%%%%%%And%come%and%meet%his%

%%%%%%%%%%%%Weak%at%the%knee%

spectacular%coterie.%

GENIE:.Well,%get%on%out%in%that%square%

%%%WOMEN:%Prince%Ali,%mighty%is%he,%Ali%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Adjust%your%veil%and%prepare%

Ababwa!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%To%gawk%and%grovel%and%stare%at%

%%%%%

Prince%Ali!%

%%%Strong%as%ten%regular%men,%

definitely%

%%%%BOY%1:%%%He%faced%the%galloping%hordes%

ALL:%He's%got%ninetyIfive%white%Persian%

%%%%BOY%2:%%%A%hundred%bad%guys%with%

monkeys!%

swords%

%%%%%%%%(He's%got%the%monkeys,%let's%see%the%

%%%%GENIE:%%Who%sent%those%goons%to%their%

monkeys!)%

lords,%why%Prince%Ali!%

%%%%And%to%view%them,%he%charges%no%fee!%

%%%%(He's%generous,%so%generous)%

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%%%%He's%got%slaves,%he's%got%servants%and%

ALADDIN:%%%%And%I'm%pretty%sure%I'll%like%

flunkies!%

Princess%Jasmine!%

%%%%(Proud%to%work%for%him)%

JAFAR:%%Your%highness,%no.%%I%must%

%%%%They%bow%to%his%whim,%love%serving%

intercede%on%Jasmine's%behalf.%%This%boy%

him%

is%no%different%than%the%others.%%What%

%%%%They're%just%lousy%with%loyalty%to%Ali!%%

makes%him%think%he%is%worthy%of%the%

Prince%Ali!%

princess?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Your%majesty,%I%am%Prince%

GENIE:%%Prince%Ali!%

Ali%Ababwa!%%Just%let%her%meet%me.%%I%will%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Amorous%he!%%Ali%Ababwa%

win%your%daughter!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%Heard%your%princess%was%a%sight%

JASMINE:%%%%How%dare%you!%All%of%you,%

lovely%to%see!%

standing%around%deciding%my%future?%%I%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%And%that,good%people,%is%why%

am%not%a%prize%to%be%won!%%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%He%got%dolled%up%and%dropped%by%

ALADDIN:%%%%No,%no,%please%princess.%%

%%%%%

Give%me%a%chance.%%

ALL:%With%sixty%elephants,%llamas%galore%

JAFAR:%%Just%leave%me%alone.%

%%%%%%%%%With%his%bears%and%lions%

ALADDIN:%%%%Down%kitty!%

%%%%%%%%%A%brass%band%and%more%

GENIE:%%How's%our%beau%doing?%

%%%%%%%%%With%his%forty%fakirs,%his%cooks,%his%

ALADDIN:%%%%Good%kitty,%take%off.%%Down%

bakers%

kitty.%%

%%%%%%%%His%birds%that%warble%on%key%

JASMINE:%%%%Wait,%wait.%%Do%I%know%you?%

%%%%%%%%Make%way%for%Prince%Ali!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Uh,%no,%no.%

JASMINE:%%%%You%remind%me%of%someone%

SCENE%12%

I%met%in%%the%marketplace.%

ALADDIN:%%%%The%marketplace?%%I%have%

ALADDIN:%Ahem.%%Your%majesty,%I%have%

servants%that%go%to%the%marketplace%for%

journeyed%from%afar%to%seek%your%

me.%Why%I%even%have%servants%who%go%to%

daughter's%hand.%

the%marketplace%for%my%servants,%so%it%

SULTAN:%Jasmine%will%like%this%one!%

couldn't%have%been%me%you%met.%

15

JASMINE:%%%%No,%I%guess%not.%

be%free%%%%to%make%your%own%choice.%I'll%

GENIE:%%Enough%about%you,%Casanova.%%

go%now.%%

Talk%about%her!%She's%smart,%%fun,%the%

JASMINE:%%%%No!%

hair,%the%eyes.%AnythingDDpick%a%feature!%

ALADDIN:%%%%What?%%What?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Um,%Princess%Jasmine?%%

JASMINE:%%%%HowDDhow%are%you%doing%

You're%very...%

that?%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%Wonderful,%glorious,%

ALADDIN:%%%%It's%a%magic%carpet.%

magnificent,%punctual!%

JASMINE:%%%%It's%lovely.%%%

ALADDIN:%%%%Punctual!%

ALADDIN:%%%%You,%uh,%you%don't%want%to%

JASMINE:%%%%Punctual?%

go%for%a%ride,%do%you?We%could%get%out%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%Sorry.%

of%the%palace,%see%the%world.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Beautiful.%

JASMINE:%%%%Is%it%safe?%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%Nice%recovery.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Sure.%%Do%you%trust%me?%

JASMINE:%%%%Hmm.%%I'm%rich%too,%you%

JASMINE:%%%%What?%

know.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Do%you%trust%me?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Yeah!%

JASMINE:%%%%Yes.%

JASMINE:%%%%The%daughter%of%a%sultan%

ALADDIN:%%%%I%know.%

SONG:.A.WHOLE.NEW.WORLD.

JASMINE:%%%%A%fine%prize%for%any%%prince%

to%marry.%

ALADDIN:%%%%I%can%show%you%the%world%

ALADDIN:%%%%Uh,%right.%%Right.%%A%prince%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Shining,%shimmering,%

like%me.%

splendid.%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%Warning!%Warning!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Tell%me%princess,%now%when%

JASMINE:%%%%Right,%a%prince%like%you.%%And%

did%you%last%

every%other%stuffed%%shirt,%swaggering,%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Let%your%heart%decide?%

peacock%I've%met!%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%Mayday!%Mayday!%

%%%%%

%%%%I%can%open%your%eyes%

ALADDIN:%%%%Uh,%you're%right.%%You%aren't%

%%%%%

%%%Take%you%wonder%by%wonder%

just%some%prize%to%be%won.%You%should%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Over,%sideways,%and%under%

16

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%On%a%magic%carpet%ride%

JASMINE:%%%%An%hundred%thousand%things%

to%see%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%A%whole%new%world!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Hold%your%breathIIit%gets%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%A%new%fantastic%point%of%view%

better!%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%No%one%to%tell%us%no%

JASMINE:%%%%I'm%like%a%shooting%star,%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Or%where%to%go%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%I've%come%so%far%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Or%say%we're%only%dreaming%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%I%can't%go%back%to%where%I%

used%to%be!%

JASMINE:%%%%A%whole%new%world%

ALADDIN:%%%%A%whole%new%world!%

%%%%%

JASMINE:%%%%Every%turn%a%surprise%

%%%%A%dazzling%place%I%never%

knew%

ALADDIN:%%%%With%new%horizons%to%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%But%when%I'm%way%up%here%

pursue%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%It's%crystal%clear%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%That%now%I'm%in%a%whole%new%

JASMINE:%%%%Every%moment,%redIletter%

world%with%you!%

BOTH:%%%%%%%%%%I'll%chase%them%anywhere%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%There's%time%to%spare%

ALADDIN:%%%%Now%I'm%in%a%whole%new%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Let%me%share%this%whole%new%

world%with%you%

world%with%you%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%A%whole%new%world%

JASMINE:%%%%Unbelievable%sights%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%That's%where%we'll%be%

%%%%%

%%%%%Indescribable%feeling%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Soaring,%tumbling,%

ALADDIN:%%%%A%thrilling%chase%

freewheeling%

JASMINE:%%%%A%wondrous%place%

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Through%an%endless%

BOTH:%%%%%%%%%For%you%and%me!%

diamond%sky%

JASMINE:%%%%%A%whole%new%world!%

JASMINE:%%%%%%It's%a%shame%Abu%had%to%

ALADDIN:%%%%Don't%you%dare%close%your%

miss%this.%

eyes%

ALADDIN:%%%%Nah.%%He%hates%flying.%That%
is...oh%no!%

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JASMINE:%%%%You%are%the%boy%from%the%

SULTAN:%You%should%be,%Jasmine.%I%have%

market!%%I%knew%it.%%Why%did%you%lie%to%

chosen%a%husband%for%you.%

me?%

JASMINE:%%%%What?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Jasmine,%I'm%sorry.%

SULTAN:%You%will%wed%Jafar.%

JASMINE:%%%%Did%you%think%I%was%stupid?%

JAFAR:%%You're%speechless,%I%see.%%A%fine%

ALADDIN:%%%%No!%

quality%in%a%wife.%

JASMINE:%%%%That%I%wouldn't%figure%it%out?%

JASMINE:%%%%I%will%never%marry%you.%

ALADDIN:%%%%No.%%I%mean,%I%hoped%you%

Father,%I%choose%Prince%Ali!%

wouldn't.%%No,%that's%not%what%I%meant.%

JAFAR:%%Prince%Ali%left!%He%said%you%

JASMINE:%%%%Who%are%you?%%Tell%me%the%

werent%what%he%expected.%

truth!%

JASMINE:%What?%

ALADDIN:%%%%The%truth?%%The%truth...the%

ALADDIN:%%%%Better%check%your%crystal%

truth%is...I%sometimes%dress%as%a%

ball%again,%Jafar!%

commoner%to%escape%the%pressures%of%

JASMINE:%%%%Prince%Ali!%

palace%life.%%%%But%I%really%am%a%prince!%%

SULTAN:%Youwill..marryJafar%

JASMINE:%%%%Why%didn't%you%just%tell%me?%

JASMINE:%Father,%whats%wrong%with%

ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%you%know,%

you?%

um...royalty%going%out%into%the%city%in%

ALADDIN:%%%%Your%highness,%Jafar's%been%

disguise,%it%sounds%a%little%strange,%don't%

controlling%you%with%this!%%%

you%think?%

SULTAN:%What?%%Jafar?%%You,%you%traitor!%

JASMINE:%%%%Not%that%strange.%Good%

JAFAR:%%Your%majesty,%all%of%this%can%be%

night,%my%handsome%prince.%

explained.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Sleep%well,%princess.%

SULTAN:%Guards!%Guards!%

IAGO:%%%%Well,%that's%itDDwe're%dead,%

Scene%13%

forget%about%it.%%Just%dig%a%grave%for%both%

of%us.%%We're%dead.%

SULTAN:%Jasmine!%

SULTAN:%Arrest%Jafar%at%once.%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%fatherDDI%just%had%the%

JAFAR:%%This%is%not%done%yet,%boy!%

most%wonderful%time.%I'm%so%happy.%

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SULTAN:%Jafar,%my%most%trusted%

keep%this%up%on%my%own.%%I%can't%wish%

counselor,%plotting%against%me%all%this%

you%free.%

time.%%Just%horrible.%%How%will%I%everDD%

GENIE:%%Hey,%I%understand.%%After%

Can%it%be%true?%%My%daughter%has%finally%

all,you've%lied%to%everyone%else.%%Hey,%I%

chosen%a%suitor?%%Ha%ha!%You%brilliant%

was%beginning%to%feel%left%out.%%You%

boy,%I%could%kiss%you!%%%I%won'tDDI'll%leave%

might%be%doing%better%on%your%own%if%

that%to%myDD.%%You%two%will%be%wed%at%

your%princess%even%knew%who%you%were.%

once!%Yes,%yes.%%And%you'll%be%happy%and%

Now,%if%you'll%excuse%me,%master.%%

prosperous,%and%then%my%boy,%you%will%

ALADDIN:%What%am%I%doing?%Genies%

be%sultan!%

rightDDI%gotta%tell%Jasmine%the%truth.%

GENIE:%%Huzzah!%%Hail%the%conquering%

JASMINE:%%%%Ali,%oh%AliDDwill%you%come%

hero!%%Aladdin,%you've%just%won%the%

here?%

heart%of%the%princess.%%What%are%you%

ALADDIN:%%%Well,%here%goes.%%%Jasmine?%%

gonna%do next?%%Psst,%your%line%is%"I'm%

Where%are%you?%

going%to%free%the%genie."%Anytime.%

SULTAN:%%%%%%People%of%Agrabah,%My%

ALADDIN:%%%%Genie...I%can't.%

daughter%has%finally%chosen%%%suitor!%

GENIE:%%Sure%you%can.%%You%just%go%

JASMINE:%%%%Ali,%where%have%you%been?%

"Genie,%I%wish%you%free."%%%

ALADDIN:%%%%There's%something%I've%got%

ALADDIN:%%%%I'm%serious.%%Look,%I'm%sorryD

to%tell%you.%

DI%really%am.%But%they%want%to%make%me%

JASMINE:%%%%The%whole%kingdom%has%

sultanDDno!,%They%want%to%make%Prince%

turned%out%for%father's%announcement!%

Ali%sultan.%%Without%you,%I'm%just%

ALADDIN:%%%%No!%But%Jasmine,%listen%to%

Aladdin.%

me,%please!%

GENIE:%%Al,%you%won!%

JASMINE:%%%%Good%luck!%%%

ALADDIN:%%%%Because%of%you!%%The%only%

SULTAN:%%%%%%Prince...Ali%Ababwa!%

reason%anyone%thinks%I'm%anything%is%

ALADDIN:%%%%Oh,%boy!%

because%of%you.%%What%if%they%find%out%

JAFAR:%%%%%%%%%People%of%Agrabahlook%at%

I'm%not%really%a%prince?%%What%if%Jasmine%

your%new%sultan!%

finds%out?%%I'll%lose%her.%%Genie,%I%can't%

SULTAN:%%%%%%What%are%you%doing%here?%

19

JAFAR:%%%%%%%%%Youre%bowing%to%a%street%

JAFAR:%%The%universe%is%mine%to%

rat!%Without%the%genie,%boy,%you're%

command,%to%control!%

nothing!%

ALADDIN:%%%%Not%so%fast,%Jafar!%%Aren't%

ALADDIN:%%%How%did%you%get%the%lamp?%%

you%forgetting%something?%

GENIE:%%%%%%%%%Hey%Al.%Youre%not%Al.%

You%wanted%to%be%a%genie,%you%got%it!%%

Whoatonight%the%part%of%Aladdin%will%

And%everything%that%goes%with%it!%

be%played%by%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%tall,%dark%and%

JAFAR:%%No!%%No!%

sinister%ugly%man.%%

IAGO:%%I'm%gettin'%out%of%here!%%Come%on,%

JAFAR:%%%%%%%%Quiet!%I%am%your%master%

you're%the%genie,%I%don't%wantDD%

now!%What%should%I%wish%for?%I%think%I%

ALADDIN:%%%Phenomenal%cosmic%powers!%%

want%to%be%sultan%

Itty%bitty%living%space.%

ALADDIN:%Ha!%Sultan.%The%genie%has%

GENIE:%%Al,%you%little%genius,%you!%

more%power%than%you'll%ever%have!%

JAFAR:%%Get%your%blasted%beak%out%of%my%

JAFAR:%%What!%

face!%

ALADDIN:%%He%can%give%you%power,%he%

IAGO:%%%%Oh,%shut%up,%you%moron!%

can%take%it%away!%

JAFAR:%%Don't%tell%me%to%shut%up!%

GENIE:%%Al,%what%are%you%doing?%%Why%

GENIE:%%Allow%me.%%TenD%thousand%years%

are%you%bringing%me%into%this?%

in%a%cave%of%wonders%ought%to%chill%him%

ALADDIN:%%%Face%it,%JafarDDyou're%still%just%

out!%

second%best!%

JAFAR:%%You're%right!%%His%power%does%

Scene%14%

exceed%my%own!%%But%not%for%long!%%

Slave,%I%have%chosen%my%first%wish!%%I%

ALADDIN:%%%%Jasmine,%I'm%sorry%I%lied%to%

wish%to%be%not%just%the%sultan%but%an%all%

you%about%being%a%prince.%

powerful%genie!%

JASMINE:%%%%I%know%why%you%did.%

GENIE:%%All%right,%your%wish%is%my%

ALADDIN:%%%%Well,%I%guess...this...%is%

command.%Way%to%go,%Al.%

goodbye?%%%

JASMINE:%%%%What%have%you%done?%

JASMINE:%%%%Oh,%that%stupid%law.%%This%

ALADDIN:%%%%Trust%me!%

isn't%fairDDI%love%you.%

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GENIE:%%Al,%no%problem.%You've%still%got%

ALADDIN:%%%%Genie,%I'mDDI'm%gonna%miss%

one%wish%left.%%Just%say%the%word%and%

you.%

you're%a%prince%again.%

GENIE:%%Me%too,%Al.%%No%matter%what%

ALADDIN:%%But%Genie,%what%about%your%

anybody%says,%you'll%always%be%a%prince%

freedom?%

to%me.%

GENIE:%%Hey,%it's%only%an%eternity%of%

SULTAN:%That's%right.%%You've%certainly%

servitude.%%This%is%love.%Al,%you're%not%

proven%your%worth%as%far%as%I'm%

gonna%find%another%girl%like%her%in%a%

concerned.%It's%that%law%that's%the%

million%years.%%Believe%me,%I%know.%I've%

problem.%

looked.%

JASMINE:%%Father?%

ALADDIN:%%%%Jasmine,%I%do%love%you,%but%

SULTAN:%Well,%am%I%sultan%or%am%I%

I've%got%to%stop%pretending%to%be%

sultan?%%From%this%day%forth,%the%

something%I'm%not.%

princess%shall%marry%whomever%she%

JASMINE:%%%%I%understand.%

deems%worthy.%

ALADDIN:%%%%Genie,%I%wish%for%your%

JASMINE:%%%Him!%%I%choose...I%choose%

freedom.%

you,%Aladdin.%

GENIE:%%One%bona%fide%prince%pedigree%

ALADDIN:%%%Ha,%ha.%%Call%me%Al.%

coming%up.%%IDDwhat?%

GENIE:%%Oh,%all%of%ya.%Come%over%here.%%

ALADDIN:%%%Genie,%you're%free!%

Big%group%hug!%Mind%if%I%kiss%the%

GENIE:%%Heh,%heh!%%I'm%free.%I'm%free.%

monkey?%%Ooh,%hairball!%%Well,%I%can't%do%

Quick,%quick,%wish%for%something%

any%more%damage%around%this%popsicle%

outrageous.%%Say%%"I%want%the%Nile."%%%

stand.%%I'm%outta%here!%%Bye,%bye,%you%

Wish%for%the%Nile.%%Try%that!%

two%crazy%lovebirds.%%Hey,%Rugman:%ciao!%

ALADDIN:%%%%I%wish%for%the%Nile.%

I'm%history!%No,%I'm%mythology!%No,%I%

GENIE:%%No%way!!%%Oh%does%that%feel%

don't%care%what%I%amDDI'm%free!%

good!%%I'm%free!%%I'm%free%at%last!%%I'm%

hittin'%the%road.%%I'm%off%to%see%the%

ALADDIN:%%%%A%whole%new%world%

world!%%IDD%

JASMINE:%%%%%A%whole%new%life%
BOTH:%%%For%you%and%me!%

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ALL:%%%A%whole%new%world!%
%
GENIE:%%Made%ya%look!%

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