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LORD OF THE STOMACH RING OPERATION

ACT IV

Scene II

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Meeting in conference room at hotel in north Louisiana later in the afternoon with the team
leader who is in charge of all negotiators hired to acquire drilling rights for the exploration
company to develop what was, at the time, the largest gas field onshore in the United States
when horizontal drilling and fracturing technology was in its infancy.

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Team Leader: Ok hotshot here you go. I have prepared the oil, gas and mineral lease for

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Rambo to sign provided he does not blow your head off. I have also prepared a sight draft for

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him to enter for collection at his bank if he has a bank.

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The client is worried for your safety and has required me to furnish you with a Kevlar vest to

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wear beneath your jacket. If he decides to make it a head shot it has been nice knowing you.

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Liability is more of a concern to the client as they request you sign this waiver to state you have

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been informed and have full knowledge of the risks involved by contacting this individual and

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are fully aware as you have been informed of the hostile actions, threats and statements made

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by the individual and acknowledge he has exhibited homicidal tendencies and you have

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willingly offered to negotiate the contract on behalf of the client. Further you state that it is

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your decision to make the effort to contact, negotiate and acquire the drilling rights from this

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individual and you indemnify, hold harmless and waive any cause of action against the client as

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this was a decision made by you realizing the risks involved waiving all liabilities as you made

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this decision by your own free will and not under undue duress or coercion by the client should

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you suffer injury or death by taking such actions voluntarily.

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Cracky Boy: Give me a pen and consider me or my estate as any other totally without recourse,

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threat and this waiver as the best life liability insurance policy without premiums payments

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coming into play there possibly could be. There you go and I suggest getting two people to

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witness my signature and have my signature notarized since as required to place of public

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record as by statute in Louisiana.

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Now that we have addressed that issue I firmly believe that knowledge is power and I need all

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documentation of the facts in regard as to how Rambo here acquired all of his property and/or

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mineral interests and anything and everything about him starting with his family and childhood

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to present in order to know how to read this guy. You said he inherited the drillsite from his

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aunt. I want a copy of her Last Will and Testament so I can see what he inherited and any and

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all files and/or reports of the surface and mineral rights of the drill site acreage as well as

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anything else he may own or did own and sold reserving minerals of other lands he inherited

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from his aunt.

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Team Leader: No problem and kudos to you as I am surprised I did not think of that myself.

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Give me a few minutes to put my hands on everything. Ok big boy there you go. Everything

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you need.

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Cracky Boy: Not really! What do we know about this person who is not exactly the picture of

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mental health? I can see by the inventory of the assets in his aunts estate file and her Will that

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he did not come from trailer trash. This bitch was so loaded she had enough cash to burn a wet

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mule.

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Team Leader: Not much at all since the pipeline crew was shot at being the first to come into

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contact with Rambo who lives deep behind the Pine Curtain in total seclusion. Locals told us he

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has a cabin about a quarter of a mile from the public gravel road where his mail box is located

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so even the mail carrier has no direct contact with him. Locals say he is crazy as bat shit and he

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did come from a prominent family all now dead. Closest neighbor is three miles away and

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could not pick Rambo out of a police lineup. That may be a good thing for him if you dont

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come back when you go see him.

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I came across his army discharge records filed in the courthouse. Seems Rambo here graduated

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with honors from West Point in 1969 and was commissioned as an officer as a First Lieutenant

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served one tour of duty in Vietnam for four years. He was wounded twice and awarded the

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silver star and somehow got a Section 8 discharge. Seems by this he snapped over there. I

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wonder what the poor bastard went through.

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Cracky Boy: I can only hope it was too much killing others and those being killed closest to him

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while there. There is the possibility he was a highly educated individual, trained, educated and

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groomed to be a one to climb the ladder in a lifetime career for the Department of Defense

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who was and is in truth and fact a natural born killer and found Vietnam to be the perfect

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playground. I hope this is not the reason for the Section 8.

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Team Leader: Well we will know which soon enough. When are you going to see him?

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Cracky Boy: No time like the present. I have all I need and now it is do or die. Wish me luck.

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Team Leader: That goes without saying as your success or failure to succeed in getting the ink

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determines the longevity of this project. Dont forget he did fire off some warning shots at the

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pipeline crew to get them to leave. He will most likely will do the same with you. However,

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keep in mind this time if he fires this time they may not be in the same nature based on what

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he stated.

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If you think you are actually being the target of any shots fired GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

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IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

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Cracky Boy: I may be crazy but I am not stupid. I can get out of trouble as fast as I got into it

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and I ALWAYS have heat under the seat in the event I find myself in harms way. In the words

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of Clint Eastwood A man has gotta have an edge. I am out of here. See you when and if I get

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back.

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Team Leader: Good idea but if you do get in trouble there is no cell signal where you are going

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so calling 911 for backup is not an option you will have. You will be on your own so as I said, be

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careful!

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Cracky Boy: I have been in a gun play situation when I was nineteen years old when I caught

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some thugs burglarizing our family camp house also in the middle of nowhere. They went to

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jail and I was offered a job with A.T.F. I thanked them for the offer and told them was quite an

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experience but not something I wanted to do every day. It was a stressful situation I found

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myself in but you have to keep a cool head and if you cannot do so you are a dead man.
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Cracky Boy departs to negotiate leaving the bullet proof vest in his room as suffering from

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depression he knows any death other than natural causes will be more lucrative to his

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children as the beneficiaries of his life insurance policy which contains a double indemnity

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clause. Not good.

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END OF SCENE

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END ACT IV

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SCENE III

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