Computers are high-speed idiots, programmed by low-speed idiots

Fri May 21 2010 16:29:58 (IST) via Chromed Bird

When Shakespeare asked, To be, or not to be?, he did not provide the answer. But
programming can. Well the answer is FF. 2B |~ 2B = FF
Fri May 21 2010 16:28:30 (IST) via Chromed Bird
Q: How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? A: Two: one holds, the
other installs Windows on it
Fri May 21 2010 16:26:48 (IST) via Chromed Bird
LOL... "Your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a binary tree she turned it in
to a sorted linked-list in O(1)."
3:51 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
3:48 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, Can I get you anything?

es. Make us a double.

3:45 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
@gaurav__jain Well in that case u could do with PC DOS... ;)
3:40 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird in reply to gaurav__jain
If the box says, "This software requires Windows XP or better," does that mean i
t'll run on linux?
3:22 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
This one is the best... "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=recursion"...
3:21 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Q: Why don't jokes work in octal? A: Because 7 10 11
3:15 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Stallman:"God told me I made the best editor in the world!" Torvalds:"God told m
e that I made the best OS" Knuth:"Wait, I never said that."
3:13 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
"A foo walks into a bar"
3:10 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion... LOL... R
OFL...
3:05 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance
3:04 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that's a h
ardware problem ;)
2:30 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
@gaurav__jain I know... But even funny thing is that a lot of people will not un
derstand it...
2:30 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird in reply to gaurav__jain
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
2:29 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
It's not a bug, it's a feature... http://bit.ly/9ODpaq
2:29 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 =
= Dec 25!
2:27 PM May 21st via Chromed Bird
My acceptability of the word "Uncle" has started becoming disturbing....
11:32 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone from here
@akashmehra Imagine a TV whose remote is an iPhone/ iPad...
11:38 PM May 20th via Chromed Bird in reply to akashmehra
@akashmehra wait a while my friend... Apple's TV (not to be confused with Apple
TV) is the next thing after the iPad...
11:38 PM May 20th via Chromed Bird in reply to akashmehra
Google TV... Drool, drool... http://www.google.com/tv/ ... One more 'hardware' I
would love to own...
11:06 PM May 20th via Chromed Bird

Yeah,