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at all times. Says Ramirez, The clothes must be touching all parts of their body to cover it up,
while also not touching the skin too much. Already, engineers have been commissioned to
achieve such a feat of clothing.
Also, as of Tuesday, the Girls Swimming Team is hereby cancelled, as reportedly the
mere thought of girls in one piece swimwear is overwhelming for the male populace of the
school. Ramirez stood by at a lengthy press conference over the weekend, defending this
decision against critics who pose that he may be slightly overstepping his bounds.
The idea of females in swimwear is a potential distraction for our young learners, he
said. I mean, just think about it. Swimsuits nowadays barely cover the stomach area, breeze
right past the shoulders and leave the legs wide exposed to onlookers if you just imagine
wide exposed excuse me, will you please repeat the question?
Many of the more-distracting sex expressed disdain when hearing of the recent changes
to school policy. Guys education is being put before ours, spouted 16-year-old Marcie
Wallace, watching as male students casually pulled off their pants and sported boxers and
undershirts while strutting through the hallway. What am I supposed to do, wear a black bag
over my head to keep me from distracting guys? inquired Gracie Collins, a sophomore. To
which, Ramirez scribbled in his notebook while pensively replying, That might be a good
idea...
Meanwhile, residents of the town of Hudson can expect to see rising income taxes this
year as Hudson High School has petitioned for a complete revamping of various school
uniforms. According to recent inspection, clothing owned by the school no longer adheres to its
own dress standards.