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God, I Hate Shakespeare

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God, I hate Shakes - peare.

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I just don't get it! How a

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mea - sly lit - tle town

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do, I hate Shakes - peare!



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some - how be- comes the bright - est star in Eng - land's Ro yal Crown. Oh

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God, I hate

Shake - speare!

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His plays are word - y but oh

no, the greate Shakes - peare.

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That lit - tle turd! He has no sense a - bout the au - di - ence, he makes them feel so dumb! The

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butt - head does - n't care that my poor ass is get - ting numb!

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you! But he's brill - iant, what maj - e - sty flows from his pen.

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You should hate Shake- speare!

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em - u - late Shake - speare.

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Well, there's your pro blem! You're so blind - ed by the Bard who was a pom - pous lit - tle man.

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and all his driv - el, Sure, he

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had a lit - tle ta - lent, I'll ad - mit he had a knack

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for mak - ing some - thing out of be - ing

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no - thing but a hack!

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write a bo - ring play.

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I just wish that he would go a - way!

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la - di - da- di - da! And once they start their gush - ing, there's no stop - ping them and then it's blah blah

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blahblah blah

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They do a play it's dum - da - dum Ta- da! Shake- speare!

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Five ho - urs la - ter! They say,"Will was such a gen - ius, and his wri - ting is di - vine."

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Hate,

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