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Pool Hours
Sunday-Thursday 10:30AM-
10PM
Friday & Saturday 10:30AM-
Memorial Day is May 31st
10:30PM

May 27, 10- June 3, 10 Youth Center

Saturday -
10AM~6PM
Grand Opening – May 28-29
9AM-10PM
Children 5 and under must be
accompanied at all times by an adult
NO SMOKING ALLOWED IN THE or approved sitter by attending staff.
CLOUD 9 RESTAURANT
Beginning immediately, due to
Open Facilities & Hours of extended hours and open 7 days a
week, there will no longer be access
Operation
to the Youth Center when
unstaffed/closed.
Chapel BEGINNING MAY 28TH, THE YOUTH
Sunday Services 10 CENTER WILL BE OPEN EVERY DAY
AM OUR REGULAR DAILY HOURS
Friday at 10 AM - Moving Forward Sun – Mon – Tues – Wed
with Prayer. Come and join with Open 1:00 PM - Close 9:00 PM
fellow owners in prayer and praise. Thurs – Fri – Sat
Open 9:00 AM – Close 10:00 PM

Gas Station
Sunday-Monday
8AM-8PM Firewood
Memorial Weekend Hours 5 sticks for $1.00
Available Only at the Gatehouse
Friday-Sunday 8AM-10PM

Accounting Office
Monday - Friday 8 AM Attention Campers
- 4 PM If you have an emergency and need
medical assistance, please call 417-284-
Saturday 8AM- 7321. In case of extreme weather conditions,
12PM storm shelters are located at
CLOSED MONDAY MAY 31ST Pre-Teen (pets allowed) and Chapel basement.

Trading Post ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Sunday-Thursday 8 AM
Quote of the Week
-8PM
Friday & Saturday 8 AM
-9PM
"Heroism is not the urge to surpass
Restaurant all others at whatever cost, but the
Monday-Saturday 8 AM- urge to serve others at whatever
8PM cost.”
Sunday 8 AM-3PM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Pavilion
NAME A CAMPGROUND ROAD
 must wear long pants and closed-toed
shoes or you will not be allowed to ride.
Horseback Riding Times:
8:00a.m.
9:30a.m.
11:00a.m.
The Fun-Addicts Committee is sponsoring a
fundraiser to begin next year’s activities for our
Cloud 9 Kids. You now have a chance to name a
road in all of the Ranch Campgrounds. Each ++++++++++++++++++++++
campground will have a theme and the road name +++++
you choose must fit the theme. Contact Cheryll, Fern
or Zaylor in the Ranch Office or email to
reservations@cloud9ranchclub.com. You will be
notified if your submission has been approved and at Youth Center
that time payment of $25.00 per entry will be due.
Your entry is not official until funds are received.
The following is the theme for each campground and
the number of roads left to name:
Hill Country – Mountain Ranges
Powder Mill – Indian Chiefs
Wilder Springs – Animals (ALL NAMED)
Lonesome Pines– Birds Friday, May 28th- 11:30AM-1PM the
Fogey Hollow – Bands/Groups/Miscellaneous youth center will be serving Hot
Melody Lane – 1970’s Songs *
• Ranch established in 1972. dogs, chips, and a drink
FREE for Youth- Adults $2.00
Thursday May Sign up for Door Prizes

27th WAYS YOU CAN HELP YOUTH CENTER

We welcome donations of Kool-Aid, snacks,
or non-carbonated drinks.
COME JOIN THE These are served free when we have them. +
FUN AND BRING A +++++++++++++++++++++++++
FRIEND TO CARD +
BINGO
Friday at 10 AM - Moving Forward
with Prayer. Come and join with
fellow owners in prayer and praise.
Card bingo will be held every Thursday
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night at 6:30 p.m. in the patio room of
the clubhouse.
Play 15 fun games at 25 cents per
Craft House
game.
BRING QUARTERS!

The craft house will be open

Friday May 28 th Tuesday-Sunday 1PM-4PM.
Come and check out the new
items this year!
Horseback Riding ***************************************

The Jailhouse Hours

Rides will be given Friday, Saturday,

Sunday and Monday. There will be three-
Friday, May 28th 1 p.m. – 5
one hour rides with limited space. The
p.m.
rides cost $10.00 per person and you must
6 p.m. - ?
sign up at the Trading Post at least one
Saturday, May 29th 1 p.m. –
hour before your scheduled ride. You
5 p.m.
6 p.m. - ?
Sunday, May 30th 1 p.m. – 5
p.m.
6 p.m. - ?
Saturday, May 29th -9:00AM-
Arrest Warrants for the Jailhouse are sold
at the Office, Gas Station and Ranger 4:00PM
Station. SALLY’S SILENT AUCTION
If anyone would like to help arrest people NO bids after 4 PM
please contact Zelda @ LP#155. Bring donated auction items to Sally at
LP#42 or Ranch Office BEFORE May 28th

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8 Ball Pool Tournament

1pm - 5pm
Funnel Cakes at Kids 8 Ball pool tournament
the Clubhouse When: Saturday, May 29th at 10:00 a.m.
Where: Adult Pool Hall/Clubhouse
Free- For kids- 18 years and under
Trophies will be given to the best players
so come and join the fun!
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Conservation Committee
7pm – 9pm CDs & Announcement:
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Kids Fishing Tournament will be Saturday
clubhouse patio May 29th, 10:00 a.m. at the kids fishing
room. pond located in Hill country. Fishing poles
and bait will be furnished. We will be
serving hot dogs and soda for the kids.

Saturday May Needed: The

29th Conservation
Committee needs
volunteers to work at
the kids fishing
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12pm – 3pm
8 am – 12pm Flea Water wars across from Big Top
Market
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The Coffee Club will be taking orders Adults 8 Ball Pool Tournament
for rada knives at the flea market
and poker run.

When: Saturday, May 29th at 1:00 p.m.

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 $3.00 Entry Fee- No late entries will be American Legion
accepted once tournament starts.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL! at the School house

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2pm – 4pm School
house will be open

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Pet Parade
The Pet Parade for the cutest critters will be
Saturday May 29th, 2:00 p.m. at the Youth
Center.
The cutest critters contest winner will be
announced at 4:00 p.m.
For more information please contact
Stephanie Phillips HC#7 or 417-712-4700.
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Adult Bingo Memorial
Weekend
Saturday & Sunday
**5:45 pm Share the wealth - 6 games $1
per game
**6:30 pm Early birds - 3 games for $3
**10 Regular Games - 6 on book for $7 &
3 on book for $4
Progressive x included (in 28 #s for
$44) in not won Saturday will
increase Sunday to 30 #s for $46
Speedball played in 2nd half $1
Progressive coverall (in 61 #s for
$80)-$2 If not won Saturday will
increase Sunday to 62 #s for $85
3 on 1st half w/4 games $2
(includes prog. x)

3 on 2nd half w/5 games $3

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2PM – 4PM
Come have some fun at BINGO and
DuNk ThE rAnCh
support your Ranch.
MaNaGeR There will also be drawings for
Donations go to cystic daubers and paper.
fibrosis from Cloud 9
Ranch.
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3pm FAMILY
BINGO in the
patio room

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Honor the 6:00PM

Veterans and Showing Avatar-PG 13
Flag burning In the Pavilion
ceremony by the
Bakersfield
 Pokeeno will be held every Wednesday
night from 6:30 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. in the
patio room of the clubhouse.
BRING PENNIES- 14 cents per game.
Sunday May 30th
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Poker Run Ranch Rider Announcement

10am Poker run sign

up at the T-Top

1pm Poker Run Line

up
We have replenished our supply of new
map shirts so stop by the Ranch Riders
Club table at the May 29th flee market and
poker run. Check out our maps, stickers
and other items. We have our 50/50 raffle
and will be raffling an ATV Radio and
counter top ice maker. We will also have
a canister set up for Justin Schmidt.
Justin’s parents are ranch members.

Fun Addicts News:

The Cake Walk will be Sunday May 30th at
12:00 p.m. Please donate baked goods.
Immediately following cake walk, kids will
be transported to the stables by train for
activities and horseback riding. Then kids
will be transported back to the pavilion for
a barbeque and activities. Donations for
refreshments, snacks, chips, dip etc… will
be greatly appreciated and can be given
to the office or to Cheryll Duvall @ Wilder
27 until 11:00 a.m.
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2pm – 4pm School
house will be open
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Pokeeno
Ranch Rider Club election will be June 26
at 7:00 PM at the ranchrider.org chat
room. Members wishing to be considered
for a position should attend the June 5
7:00 PM online meet held in the chat room
at ranchrider.org.
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Please Help:
Please help offset medical bills for a major life
prolonging surgery for Justin Schmidt. Justin was
born April 14th 1992 and was a healthy baby! Within
hours of his 4 month DPT vaccination he had a major
reaction. Over the next 3 years of numerous doctor
appointments he was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy.
A genetic specialist was finally able to determine
Justin's brain damage was a result of the vaccination.
These vaccinations are now dead viruses. Justin is
totally dependent on family members and is confined
to a wheelchair which has caused him to develop
severe curvature of the spine which will soon affect
his internal organs including his lungs. The spinal
fusion surgery will be conducted at St. Louis
Children's Hospital as it is too complicated for
Shriners Hospital. With the change in hospitals a
major part of the surgery costs will be passed on to
the family. There will be a long hospital stay with
intensive re-hab and he will eventually be sent home
with very costly medical equipment and follow up
care. The pre-appointments start soon with many
trips back and forth to St. Louis and then the surgery
will follow April 21. Donations can also be made at
all Central Bank locations to Justin Schmidt.
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ATTENTION ALL
MEMBERS AND
GUESTS
Please keep the pet
cemetery clean by
picking up after your
pets. Thanks Joe Miller
COMMITTEES AT WORK
Craft House Cookbook #4 Needs Your
Recipes. Send recipes for next edition of
Craft House Cookbook (#4) to Doris Hutto,
P.O. Box 131, Caulfield, MO 65626 or
Barbara Lawson, P.O. Box 235, Arenzville, IL
62611.

Activities Committee meets year-round on

DO NOT LITTER RANCH ROADS & the 2nd & 4th Wednesday each month, 4:30
TRAILS. PM in the Patio Room. For more
If you’re riding down a road and see information on Activities Committee
trash, events contact Lynn Thomas, Chairperson;
PLEASE STOP AND PICK IT UP. Doris Thomas (PM#75), Doris Hutto
(L#159) & Zelda Huster (L155) or any
HELP US RECYCLE other committee members.
Place your aluminum cans in the
designated wire containers that are next
to each trash dumpster in all
campgrounds!! Thanks!! ATTENTION RENTERS:

HAVE YOU GONE PAPERLESS?

Have you received the Ranch’s all new e-Newsletter Linens and dishes will no longer be
published monthly (via email only)? If not, don’t miss
out next month. Send a request to be added to the supplied in rental units (of any size)
going paperless effort that will enable the Ranch to save after May 1st 2010. Linens and dishes
printing and postage costs by sending paperless email
transmissions to owners. Send your request email to
will be available on request.
reservations@cloud9ranchclub.com with YOUR NAME, Linens must be returned in good
ADDRESS AND MEMBERSHIP NUMBER. You will then
receive this email only publication each month along
condition and dishes must be returned
with other email transmissions from the Ranch. Your clean or a fee will be assessed.
email address is secure and will not be used for any
purpose other than C9R paperless transmissions.

MAID’S REMINDER TO
RENTERS

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Barn-Items for Sale
The Maids would like to remind ALL
members that pets are not allowed
in any Ranch buildings, including
stage stops. They are only allowed
in 17ft rental trailers for a pet fee.
Bids for items listed in the newsletter must
be turned in to the office no later than
noon on May 31st. All winners will be
announced May 31st at 1p.m. There is no
minimum bid on the trailers but there is a
minimum bid for the horses. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
You do not have to be here when the Favor for Maids
winners are announced.
All winners have 15 days to pay for their
items and remove their property from the
ranch. If any committee would like to adopt
a flower please contact Maid 1. We
ask that all the donations be
perennial flowers or bushes so they
return every year and so the upkeep
will be minimal.
We could also use some black
plastic to keep weeds out of the
flower beds.
Thanks,
Maids.
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Announcement from Sally:
Hi,
I’m going to be with the kids again
this year. Hope all of you Cloud 9
kids are as happy about that as I
am! We welcome all children as
free to bag them up and bring them
with you. Thank You very much.
Trading Post Staff!
NEW RV COMPOUND
SPACE STILL AVAILABLE
Don’t delay – reserve your space
today!
Are you interested in storing your RV in a new
compound that will have approximately 140
ASSIGNED spaces when complete? You pay an
annual fee of $120 and receive a permanent
assigned parking space with your own compound
key (no more in/out fees or waiting for a Ranger).
You may schedule the Ranch to tow your RV, a
preferred tower or tow your own when needed.
Several spaces are already reserved and the
compound is expected to fill up quickly.

long as they follow the rules and Call the Ranch Office Manager or send email to
reservations@cloud9ranchclub.com. Include your
respect each other. Our PENNY name, membership number and contact
DRIVE has been such a success and information with your request.
we are doing it again this year. Be
sure to come down and see your
pennies at work. There are new
items for the children and more
scheduled activities and crafts.
Keep saving those pennies and
bring them with you when you come
to the Ranch. Beginning Memorial
Day weekend and throughout the
season, the Youth Center will be
open 7 days a week for your use
and enjoyment. I’m ready for a
great year with our cloud 9 kids and
am looking forward to seeing all
those smiling faces real soon.
Miss Sally

Announcement from Trading

Post

We are all looking forward to seeing

you all again this summer. We have
NEW designs in and some of the old
designs. We are now carrying some
frozen meats so if you forgot
something maybe we can help you
out. So come in and see us.
Please donate
Hangers-

I would like to ask for your help, we

need some hangers. If you have
any hangers that you don’t need
and want to get of them please feel