Mystey Lyoko Theater 3000

Episode 1101-Monster from a Prehistoric Planet(AKA the Gappa Film)

Video is available at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWnRteIAMKs

Writers
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Head Writer-Brandon Clark
Teen Lyoko Fan
CodeXanadu25

(Takes place 12 years after experiment 1013 Diabolik, 4 months after Echoes)

(guitar riff from MST3k)

(DOOR CLOSE sequence, last door has the eye of xana)

Jeremie(dressed in a blue jumpsuit with the lyoko emblem on the left chest area): Hello, Welcome to the Satellite
of Love. Guy's get over here......
(Robots Aelita, Odd and Yet to be determined bot enters the frame)
Jeremie: My name is Jeremie Belpois, and I have been shot into space by my teachers and am being forced to
watch cheesy movies.

(palm points to robots)

Jeremie: i have made these robots using parts from the ship, and have embedded them with the personalities of
my friends on earth.

Jer: Say hi guys....

Aelita:Hello
Odd:Hey!
Sissi:hi

Yumi(Magic Voice):Commercial Sign in 15 Seconds

Jer:Anyway the teachers should be calling in just a few seconds for the experiment.

Yumi:Commercial Sign in 5,4,3,2....Commercial sign now

(Yellow Light on Status box on Desk Blinks, yellow hanging light turns on// commercial sign)

Jer:We'll be right back

(Jer hits the button)

(Commercial, no planet logo)

PROLOUGE SEGMENT

(Jeremie is messing with object of unknown origin,Odd and the Third Bot are looking on)

Odd: So Einstein, are you sure your invention is ready for the invention exchange?

Jer:Yes Odd, Checked it a few hours ago

(Mad Sign//Red light on Status Box, Red overhead light)

Third Bot:The Teach's calling

Jer:Ah
(Jeremie Presses the button)

(Cut to Kadic Academy, Where we see Prof Hertz and Mr.Delmas, Jim is in the Background moving stuff)

(Prof Delmas looks up)

Delmas:Ah, Jeremie.So glad you dropped by. It's about time for your experiment,but first, lets see that Invention
Exchange

(Jeremie's Invention,the personalized fortune cookie maker)

Jeremie:Well Sirs, if your like me and i know i am, when you go to those "all you can eat" Chinese buffets, you
get a fortune cookie. Well, sometimes the fortunes make no sense considering the person. That's why i invented
the Personalized Fortune Cookie Maker.

Odd: The future tailored to you!

Jer:Anyway, what you do is you enter your personal data here

(types on keyboard, beeps and bloops play)

Jer: Then start the machine up

(humming sound)
(gong)

jer: And out pops a made for you fortune.

Third Bot:You will fall asleep in front of your computer.

jer:What do you think, sirs?

(The Mads Invention, the Andy Rooney "Rant-a-day" Calender)

Delmas: Well, Jennifer, our invention is a tribute to the curmudgeon Andy Rooney from the US show 60 Minutes.

But Enough About Meaningless babbling, time for your experiment, which this week is "Monster from a
prehistoric planet"

Hertz: It was a 1960's Kaiju film that was a parody of Kaiju Films.

Delmas:anyway, lets begin. Push the button, Jim

(back to the SOL, where there are a bunch of fortune cookies lying around)

(muffled talking)

(MOVIE SIGN//ALL LIGHTS ON THE STATUS BOX BLINK, OVERHEAD LIGHTS TURN ON)

(muffled yelling by all on the SOL)

MOVIE SIGN
DEAR GOD

(Door Open Sequence)

(Group Enters, Jeremie is carrying Aelita in, due to her hoverskirt not working on the air grate outside of the

4:44 Odd:Hey, Connect the Dots

4:49 Jeremie:As you can see, Sales rose this quarter

4:57 Ew, Someone farted

5:08 (still a joke about the title)

5:15(DO NOT MAKE A TITANIC JOKE)

5:21 Aelita: That crab boat lost all its pots

5:34 All Three: TARRIN!

(make a kouji wada joke)

6:03 Odd: These credits go on forever...

6:11 Jeremie:Notice how someone did lazy video editing

7:03 Aelita: Don't do drugs kids!

7:08 (Odd starts singing Sitting on the Dock of the Bay until Jeremie silences him with one slap)

7:15 Jeremie: And this is why you shouldn't swing your fishing pole that far back. You could hook yourself.

7:26 Odd: Oh great....there's math in this movie....

7:41 Odd: Ya know, I used to go out with a girl named Catherine, but it turns out I was just dreaming of a fantasy
girl.

7:51:Aelita: That's what they get for pirating those books

7:59 Odd: MAIL CALL!! :) /*FTFY*/

8:04 Odd: Put your hat back on. No one died. (Aelita looks at Odd crossly)

*Alt 8:04 Odd, Please rise for the national anthem

8:14: Jeremie: Aw great, now they know our secrets.

8:39 Aelita: Hey, a little horsey!

8:48 Odd: Yeah, go ahead and leave, good buddy. Go ahead and leave.

8:59 Jeremie: The Mafia/Yakuza?

9:09 Odd:Superb!

9:22 Aelita: Note that it is outside

9:30 Jeremie: Hey! No flash photography!

9:48 Aelita: This exact location

9:55 Odd: Just as confusing as Jim. (sighs) I miss him.

10:02 Jeremie: He brought his daughter or niece along?

10:33 Odd: Here comes a big one!

10:34 Jeremie: Pull man! PULL!

10:41 Aelita : OH NO ITS A MAGIKARP!

10:43 All three: OH NO!

10:48 Aelita: The Visions were true!

10:54 Jeremie: There goes a perfectly good chemistry set.

11:05 Aelita: Keep holding on, sailors!

11:23 Odd: Is it safe to let go of the daughter/niece?

11:35 Jeremie: I pissed my pants

11:54 All: AH WATER! (adlib until cut)

12:06 Jeremie: he he he (whispers "He's Crazy")

12:18 Odd: ugh, this is the hardest wank ever

12:26 Aelita: Too Early

12:35 Jeremie: uh oh, there's a shitstorm a brew'n

12:58 Aelita : Hawaii!

13:06 Odd: Line to get on the ride starts here

13:27:Jeremie:Most Logical Explanation

13:37 Odd: They can't decide who's Pope

Jeremie:Um...odd..nvm
14:05 Aelita: Must've been a hell of a puzzle

14:12Jeremie:You know, big and uh stone

14:20 Odd: Liar....

14:26 Jeremie:the navy arrives to assess the situation

14:33 But there's only six of us

14:50 Goodbye greenscreen footage

15:02 (whistle gilligans island theme)

15:10 (jeremie pretends he's crushed by characters foot)

15:15 They pack that much for a 1hr jog. Rediculous.

15:20 Alright Everyone, Single file line

15:40 hey, they made it to the end of the film

16:12 and Plot...now, dammit

16:25 you know, the line for this ride seems too long

16:45 they spotted the plot D:

16:57 Jeremie: Did they have to bring the entire fucking lab with them?

17:05 they discovered a nature trail

17:09 Odd sings "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" until Jeremie slaps him dutifully.
Aelita: I hope Odd's still under warranty.

17:17 this soundstage looks nice, lets camp here

17: 20 Aelita It looks like an animal is holding a camera behind a cage.

18:01 So many white hats it almost looks like a construction site.

*alt:DO NOT MAKE RELIGION JOKE
*alt2: Cannibals don't like white hats! TAKE THEM OFF!
18:09 Ladies and Gentlemen, <insert name of similar looking celebrity>
*alt: Odd: The grand pooh-bah has arrived!

18:17 (in old guy voice)Meyeh, what's goin on out here

18:20ish Odd: It sounds like: Oh AY EH, people?

18:28:Twitter

18:34 Jeremie: Okay he's suspicious.

18:39 All three:PACKERS!

18:44: All three: ALL HAIL THE GENTLEMEN IN WHITE HATS!

18:50 In the land of a million drums there is always something going On! On!
suggestion:(whoever tells this joke needs to get higher pitched with each "on!")
19:03 Odd: That we gotta see Sissi dressed in!
Jeremie and Aelita: Agreed.

19:17 Sacrifice Ritual! Who's got the popcorn?\

19:22 DRUM ROLL PLEASE

19:34 The volcano is mad again.

19:40 Look, the guy is reporting for the Kadic School News!
other two : hmmm
huh

19:50 Odd: We will return to your lands one day. As long as you have popcorn.

19:58 All three: KAPPA MIKEY!!!

20:21 Odd: Don't look at me. I don't know where that rock idol is!

20:31 Jeremie: Exploratory Mission! *is delighted from his days from Lyoko*

20:39 Movie, Boring

20:44 look at the sweat on his shirt. It makes him look like a double dark target.

20:50 We cannot leave. We live here.

21:08: Odd:Is it hot in here or is it just me?

One of the others: It's just you!

21:14 Jeremie: Aw, come on, don't fight now!

21:23 None of your damn business.

21:30 Just follow the little boy. That's it. Just follow the little boy.*seems pedo sounding a bit

alt:odd sing tlst again(both turn heads, he shuts up)

22:05 Gappa is Gappa, what do you not get?

22:11 Odd: The boy is trying to tell us something. What is it boy? What is it?

22:15 Jeremie: Don't cry, sir! You're in this to win it!

22:23 And now we're following the little boy all over again.

22:29 Suddenly it's daytime.

um, <insert original riffer>, it was day to begin with
It was? I thought it was nighttime when they had that ceremony.
alt:oh

22:50 The guy's crazy

22:59 SCARED OF FUCKING LEAVES....

23:02 Plastic Bird!

23:51 Take pictures, they last longer.

24:02 Jeremie: But My Glasses

24:12 Damn, that kid's strong

24:27 Apparently "Angry" was the password

24:48 augh, what a night....

25:07 Jeremie: Hey look! A cave. George Washington would've loved to check it out!

The other two give him a strange look.

One says" da fuq?"

25:13 For God's sake just listen to the kid!

25:24 Whoa the kid's looking heroic.

26:08 so clumsy, he TRIPPED OVER A BUG

26:21 Thank you Captian Obvious!

26:23 meanwhile, in there

27:01 I hate rocks! ARRGH!

Odd: Did someone sound like a pirate a minute ago?

27:26: Aelita: we gotta go guys

27:33(END OF THeATER SEGMENT 1)

27:45(HOST SEGMENT 2)

29:16(HEAD TO BUMPER)

(THEATER SEGMENT 2)

29 :51: All three: RAPE!, RAPE!

30:10 Aelita: Look into her eyes and you can see the world through them