Reasons we should fire Walker

By Lily Biro

Volume 44, Issue 8a

All the news that fits, we print!
If there was a camp wedding
By the anonymous genius future tellers!
If there was a camp wedding, this is what some of the
counselors would be in it!
Bride: Torie Davids
Groom: Mike Casey
Flower Girls: Angeliquc Smith and Ann Brown Allen
Ring Bearers: Bob Jonson and Dick Stroud
Maid of honor: Emily Dangelo
Best Man: Mike Healey
Wedding Planner: Cooper
Chefs: Sarah Dangelo and Owen Neuburger
Dress Designer: Aleta
Photographer: Jay Reiter
Minister: Aaron Gelb
Guests: Everyone else that didnt do anything!

Immigration Bill
Alex Martiros

On Thursday of last week, the Senate gave its
final approval to an approximately 1,200 page bill that
promises to overhaul or to change the immigration laws
and those laws havent been changed since 1986. The
law promises that hundreds of families will be reunited
and the law will greatly improve the family atmosphere
in the United States. Obama complemented the Senates
decision and described it as a critical choice towards
what he called a broken immigration system. The
law will change and improve the allowance of illegal
immigrants to be able to try and become actual legal
citizens. The bill still has to go through the House of
Representatives and will be strongly disapproved by
the Republic Party. There is a high possibility that the
bill wont go through the House of Reps, but we will
just have to wait and see.

1. He eats in front of us (yesterday he ate a

huge sandwich)
2. He only puts a few drawings in the Daily
Double, am I right artists
3. He steals from campers
4. He mistypes things
5. He never teaches you how to save things
unless you ask
6. He disables all the computers so campers
lose the work they save and then he tries to
find their work again.
Aaron Gelb if you need reasons to fire Walker,
you need this article.
Why we should keep Walker
By Lily Biro
1. He puts all your articles in the Daily Double
even if they are really bad
2. He always comes on time
3. There is always something to write about
when you have Walkers mustache
4. Hes funny
5. He teaches writing classes
6. He makes the Daily Double
Aaron Gelb you might just want to keep
Walker

What Natalie Burr is Doing Instead of

Daily Double
By Betsy Soloway-Aizley
If you are wondering where Natalie
is, well keep reading. She came to the Daily
Double room late because she was minigolfing at Legacy Place. Havent you heard?
She lives at Urban Outfitters now. That
means that they give Natalie a free supply of
clothing. So Unfair! All of those clothes she
has, free!

Ali and Roses fashion advice column

By Ali Janower and Rose Gilio
Dear Ali and Rose, do you think Mike C. looks good
in a tutu? Francesca
Dear Francesca, I think he does but he shouldnt be
wearing it at camp!
-Ali
Dear Rose and Ali, I have a really pretty dress that
Ive been dying to wear to camp should I?
-yesormess
Dear yesormess, absolutely! If you have a gymnastics
or dance class during the day then wear a pair of
spandex or shorts underneath! -Rose
sk a Crayon
A
By A Crayon
Hello fellow robots! I am starting an advice
column. You can ask me questions about colors.
Anything about colors. The mailbox will be by the
nurses office. So, yeah.

Interview with Deana

Alex Martiros and Martha Covo
We interviewed Deana during 2nd period. These are
some things we learned about her.
Name: Deana
How Long Have You Been Working Here: This is
her second summer, and the year before the first
year, she was a guest artist.
Favorite Class: No favorite but she starts the day with
Stand Up Comedy and ends the day with Advanced
Improv, so that makes her happy because she begins
and finishes the day laughing.
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Animal: Frog because when she was
younger, she used to catch frogs, and put them in
a bucket with a rock on top. In about a week, the
frog would suffocate but she didnt know because
she was too young.
Thank You Deana!

The Dancers advice column.

Dear Dancer, What is the hardest move youve ever
done?
-Lindsey
Dear Lindsey, I think an illusion is the hardest
move I can do!
-Dancer
Dear Dancer, Does your fruit tape taste like fruit?
From Piggle Wiggle
Dear Piggle Wiggle,That would be cool but no.
Dear Dancer, have you ever failed a math test?
-anonymous
Dear Anonymous, I havent failed a math test.
Dear Dancer, What is your favorite kind of dance?
-Pickle Person
Dear Pickle person, my favorite style of dance is
hip hop!
Dear Dancer, do things smell?
-?
Dear anonymous, Yes most things do smell!
Dear Dancer, If you plant an egg, will an eggplant
grow? If so why are eggplants purple instead of
brown? From Rainbow quack glitter!
Dear Rainbow Quack glitter, Nice theory but no
an eggplant wont grow from an egg and I guess
eggplants are purple because.

Ask Katniss
Hey everybody! This is Katniss, ready to answer your
questions! Lets get started.
Q: What advice do you have for someone not wanting to go
back to school?
-Anonymous
A: This is a very hard question for me to answer. I cant wait to
go back to school, because Im going into middle school so it
is very exciting for me. But I remember when one year I didnt
want to go back to school. Its ok. I know how you feel. Just
remember that school isnt as bad as you think. You probably
have a lot of friends to hang out with. And if your school year
is rough, CRCAP will always welcome you. Katniss
Q: Dear Katniss,
Someone is killing me! What should I do?
A: Defend yourself. Fight your opponent with whatever
weapon you can grab. It could be anything from a sword to
a twinkie. As long as it can temporarily slow them down or
maim them, it will work.
Q: What is the Hunger Games about?
-Never Watched It
A: Well, it starts when one boy and one girl between the ages
of 12-18 are picked from each of the twelve districts. They are
brought to the capitol, Panem, and have to fight to the death
in an arena. This battle is called the Hunger Games. When a
tribute dies, their face shows up in the sky. The capitol made
the Hunger Games in order to keep the districts in line. There
was a district 13, but the capitol blew it up because they tried
to rebel.
Q: Dearest Katniss,
I really want a set of 3-D stick on nails. Im gonna be in
Vermont all weekend and need to know a store.
A: Well, if youre going to be in an area near Sugarbush
mountain, then I suggest you check the Warren store. They
might have that kind of thing there. You never know. If it isnt
there, then I dont really have a good answer for you. . Sorry.
If it isnt there, then I dont really have a good answer for you.
. Sorry.
Well, thats it for today. Remember to keep asking questions!
Katniss out.

Moral Editorials: Perfection

By Adam Bass
In my last Moral Editorials I said
that utopia is the bane of creativity and
one of the key ingredients to a utopia
is perfection. But then I was thinking
wait, no one is perfect! So how could
perfection exists if no one can be
perfect? Then I thought about it and
came to a conclusion; perhaps perfection
is not a status but a drive for us to keep on
going in life, an illusion if you will. Let
me explain, when someone says to you,
you are perfect whats your response?
You would have a positive reaction to
it, and your confidence increases. So in
other words, the idea of perfection exists
to boost ones self-esteem. Now lets
go back a few sentences to where I said
that perfection is a drive to keep going.
Well you cant really make anything
perfect, however your mind wants that to
happen so it can get a positive response
and boost your self-esteem a notch up.
So you keep working on said goal (eg.
food or game) to get better and better to
receive more praise to again boost your
confidence. Of course perfection has its
cons as well, it could harshly brand ones
self as lazy, worthless, and dumb, one
could become cocky and think that they
can do a difficult task that another person
cant do, or looking up to the outcome
of the product rather than the journey
of improving upon it. In conclusion
perfection is not a trait that one can give
to someone but rather than a illusion one
has to keep on going or a philosophy
that one has to do better in their work
or improve their confidence. But of
course be careful, if this takes over your
whole psyche, you wont understand the
importance of the creativity involved in
the process.
Adam out.

The End
By Jordyn DeVellis

ASK ME QUESTIONS
By the Anonymous Pegicorn

The End
The end has come
Its time to run
Hip Hip Hooray!
School is done
No more teachers
No more work.
The time has come to
Have some FUN!!!

Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,

Who is your favorite counselor / CIT?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
All of them.
-The Anonymous Pegicorn
Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,
What color are purple penguins?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Green. Obviously.
-The Anonymous Pegicorn
Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,
How do I find love? Ive been searching for years
and no luck so far.
Signed,
Crazy out of love
Dear Crazy out of love,
Love will find you. You dont need to search all the
time. Just wait and see; youll find someone whos
perfect for you
-The Anonymous Pegicorn
Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,
How do you build a dog house?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Wave your magic wand and say the magic words.
Then, POOF! It will be there.
-The Anonymous Pegicorn
Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,
Do you have a crush?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Maybe
-The Anonymous Pegicorn

Clarice
By an Amazing Genius
Claires real name is defiantly and totally Clarice.
But its totally not, but I call her that. Or Clara.
Walkers real name is defiantly and totally Walter.
But its totally not, even more than Clara.
What do hot dogs taste like. An unanswerable
question, like why Claires real name is NOT Clarice,
and what color Walkers mustache is.

Crow Story Part 2

By James Welt
Star was flying as fast as he could which by
the way is not very fast. He was flapping his wings
in the searing heat it was weighing him down. He
passed swamps and farms and a forest. But soon he
couldnt fly any longer. He collapsed on the ground
his vision grew dark till his vision grew dark. It was
that morning when 2 barn owls found him. Look
at this crow said one of them. We should take him
back to the barn kingdom. To be continued.

Grizzly Bear
by Jack Abbrecht
Bear named grizzly bear is a bear
That bear has no hair
Thats not so good
He bought some hair and it was all good

Ask Bad Kitty

By Bad Kitty
Dear Bad Kitty,
What kind of Kitty are you?
Dear random person,
I am the bad kind.
Signed,
Bad Kitty
Dear Bad Kitty,
Why are you Bad Kitty? Why not good,
or fluff kitty?
-Smiles
Dear Smiles,
I am just a bad kitty, so thats why its my
name. Im definitely not good, and Im
not a super fluffy kitty.
Signed,
Bad Kitty
Dear Bad Kitty,
I need to know your real name or I will
die!!!
Begging

The True Story of Alasdair, Dream-Crusher

By Sammi and Lindsey
Listen up! This is top-secret information, retrieved by
the amazing Sammi and Lindsey. We interviewed several art
classes, asking them if notorious criminal Alasdair MacKenzie
has crushed their dreams. Here is what we found:
Victim #1: Sammi herself! She says that Alasdair told her that
unicorns dont exist. Everyone knows that unicorns exist!!!!
Except Alasdair, obviously.
Victim #2: Leanne from clay period 2 stated: He makes me
feel inferior about my accomplishments!
Victim #3: David. He says that Alasdair took his CDs last
summer and still hasnt given them back!! He is a thief and a
scandal!
Victim #4: Matt Okun. He quotes: Alasdair ruined my life. He
is a troublemaker. He also stole my pet cat!
Victim #5: Aaron. He claims that Alasdair tried to crush his
dreams, but Aarons dreams were too strong. Later, he also tried
to crush Aarons dreams by telling him his name was spelled in
various different ways. So sad!
Well, thats all the information we could gather today about
Alasdair. Who knows what other undiscovered mysteries we
can uncover about him.

Dear Begging,
My real name is Socks.
Signed,
Bad Kitty
Dear Bad Kitty,
What made you turn into a bad kitty?
Dear other random person,
I was born that way.
Signed,
Bad Kitty
Dear Bad Kitty,
What is your favorite food?
Dear third random person,
My favorite food is probably my wet
food but I love all food!!
Signed,
Bad Kitty

Pokmon Art Review: Keiko Fukuyama

By Scott Dagen

I actually hadnt heard of this artist before today (Friday,
June 28th). The artist hasnt illustrated many different cards (20
total), but the quality of the few that were illustrated more than
makes up for the lack of quantity. The card Ill be focusing on is
Vulpix (Aquapolis 116).
Vulpix is shown with one paw on a Red Apricorn, which shows
that apricorns are actually huge, despite being based off of acorns.
(How do they fit into the players bag in HeartGold and SoulSilver
then?) The Vulpix is staring adoringly at the Apricorn. Does the
Vulpix intend to eat the gigantic berry, or does it want to play with
it? Regardless, the picture is amazing.

Best Night Ever!

By Leah Koritz
It was a Friday afternoon late in January,
Sarah and I were running home together, she
was having a sleepover at my house, I was really
excited! Hey, Anna, wait for me! Sarah called.
I stopped and waited. As soon as Sarah caught
up to me I started running again. By the time we
were home, we were freezing! My mom was in
the kitchen making hot chocolate for us. Do you
want to watch a movie or play with Sweets? I
asked. Sweets was my dog, she was one year old.
Lets play with Sweets and then later we can
watch a movie. Sweets was playing in the living
room. We took turns throwing the ball to sweets.
After a while, we went upstairs to get into our
PJs. My room had a bunk bed with a desk under
it. We set up our sleeping bags and then we went
downstairs for dinner. We had pizza, for dessert
we had ice cream sandwiches. After dinner we
went upstairs and watched a movie. The next
morning, we had pancakes for breakfast. Soon,
Sarahs mom had to come to pick her up. It was
to best night ever!

Celeb Gossiper Latest Issue

I am back to answer all of your celebrity gossip
questions.
Dear Celeb Gossiper,
Do you know if Taylor Swift is dating anyone?
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous
Yes I do. Currently she is not dating anyone but many
people have suspicions about it.
Celeb Gossiper,
How do I keep up with celeb gossip if Im busy?
Dear someone who didnt sign their name,
Well I cant tell you because that will give away all my
secrets. But you can read my article to hear all about it.
Dear Celeb Gossiper,
Does Ellen Degeneres have green pants?
Dear Person,
Yes, Yes she does! ( I watch her show!)
Celeb Gossiper,
Are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth breaking up?
Dear someone,
Yes Miley Cyrus does not wear her engagement ring
anymore.
I AM NOT IN DAILY DOUBLE!
Keep updated Love Celeb Gossiper

TWILIGHT FOREST
By Louis Chiasson

The mystery Yorkies

By white pup, pink pup, and purple pup
Woof, woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof. That is dog for hey, we just started
a new advice column called the mystery
yorkies. There is three of us dog so can you
write to one of us or all of us. We hope you
dont write mean things to us. Treat us how
you would want to be treated. Also if you
find out who we are dont tell your friends or

To go to the Twilight Forest you

1. make a 2x2 hole only 1 block down
2.fill the pool with water
3. surround the pool with nature (such as mushrooms,
flowers ect)
4. throw a diamond into the pool
5. lightning will then strike the pool making it a portal
6.
you
are
now
in
the
Twilight
Forest
home
of
monitors,
hydras
and
MANYMANYMANYMANYMANYMANYMANY
other AWESOME THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Fellow Robots Interview with

Creative starts!!!
By Martha Covo and Emily OConnor
What is your name?
Answer: Jacob and my nickname is Coby
What town are you from?
Answer: Cambridge
Do you like ROBOTS?
Answer: Yaa!!!!!!!!!!!
How old are you?
Answer: 7
Do you wish you were a robot?
Answer: NO
Whats your favorite animal?
Answer: frog

Twinterview Season 1 Episode 1

By Sophie and Lily Biro
SB: Dear Lily Biro,
Why did you not come to the same daily
double as me? Now I cant talk to you
as I write this! (and change what you are
saying!). So, I am left stranded and lonely
as I write this. Boo hoo! On a completely
different note, the awesome Janower
(A.K.A. Ali Janower) said we are doing
wings in girl band.
SB: Why couldnt things be different so I
was born December 31, 1999 at 11:56 you
born on January 1, 2000, at 12:06? Then I
could be a century older!
LB: Because most things that arent
supposed to happen dont.
SB: Why arent you in the same daily double
as me?
LB: Because I wanted to do TOTA
SB: Do it next session! Will you do the
laundry for me this week, clean the craft
room, and make my bed for me? (Thank
You)
LB: No (thank YOU!)

MOVIE REVIEW: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

By Nina Kahn
My Rating From 1-10: 5

*=Beatles song
Its movie review time! Today I will review the movie Across
the Universe!

Okay, so this movie circles around the theme of the
popular 60s band, the Beatles. All of the characters have
Beatles song related names (for example: Prudence *(Dear
Prudence), Jude (*Hey Jude), Lucy (*Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds), etc). The movie is the tale of Jude, an Englishman,
and Lucy, and American girl. They fall in love, all heck breaks
loose (Vietnam War), and many Beatles songs are added into the
mix. If you have a weak stomach, I dont recommend watching
the *Strawberry Fields Forever scene in this movie. Trust
me.
BAD THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE
Lucy sings *Blackbird for no apparent reason.
Prudence (the best character, in my opinion) isnt in a lot of the
scenes
The *I Want You scene is stupid
The *Strawberry Fields Forever scene is disgusting
Characters (especially Lucy) have not emotion
*For the Benefit of Mr. Kite scene is just plain weird
GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE
The *All You Need is Love scene
PRUDENCE!!!
Clever use of songs
Some of the actors were good
SADIE!!!
BEATLES SONGS!!!
Overall, I thought this movie wasnt bad, but it wasnt
spectacular either.
Bus tragic
By Natalie Dean
You might have heard about the bus that hit a home recently.
Well-source 7 news-says that the bus driver that hit the home,
was his first day on the job. The driver of this bus was at the
age of 27. Police say that he was an experienced driver, and
had went through classes. The brakes were not applied when
the bus crashed through this house, so there might have been
a mechanical problem.

The Long Road to Heaven: Parts 1 &2

By Anna Krechevsky
Sarah! My mother called Get your things its time
to go!
Coming mom! I called back.
It was Sunday June 21, and me and my mom were
headed to church and then to my grandmothers
house. My aunt had died and we were going to a
ceremony there.
Hey mom can we stop at Isabellas to get a smoothie
on the way? I asked as we stepped into the car.
Sure.
We drove away from the house and I looked back to
see my little sister May, and my father waving at us;
I waved back.
I looked out the window at the trees rushing by and
the humid feel in the air of Florida. I smiled warmly
at my mom and she smiled back. There was quite a
bit of traffic heading to Georgia, but of course first
we had to go to Isabellas and then to church. We
pulled into the lot of Isabellas and went inside. It
smelled of baked goods and strawberry smoothies,
mango, banana. I chose a mango smoothie and we
paid, and sat down.
How was your last day of school yesterday? she
asked.
Good I replied. We watched a movie and did a
small art project; nothing huge.
Thats good She said. Ready to go?
Yup.
We hopped back into the car and drove off. Suddenly
not far from the caf, a car pulled out and swerved
right at us! I heard screaming, I wasnt sure if it was
my own but I didnt have time to think. I closed my
eyes and heard my mom stamp on the brakes. There
was a white light brighter than the eye could take and
then silence; utter silence.
I felt as though I was floating. The ground
beneath me was soft and fluffy like a perfectly
fluffed pillow. My eyes opened to a sun set skyline.
Beautiful, I thought. But why on earth was I looking
at the sky? Then I remembered the car. Mom! I sat
up and called out. Mother!
Your mother cannot hear you Sarah. Said
a mans voice.
I looked behind me to see a golden gate and a
man in front of them. Where am I? Who are you?
Oh Sarah, you know the answer to both of
those questions. He said chuckling.

You mean I am in heaven?! I cried. This

means you are
God. He smiled. Come. There is someone I
would like for you to meet.
Using his hand he thrust it forward and the gate
opened up. Welcome to Heaven Sarah Lacier.
Stretching as far as the eye could see was a
whole town. Or world more or less. To the Northwest
was an area with tons of homes all a little different,
designed to meet a persons needs and likes. Then to
the north there was a school and a town central with
restaurants and shops in a circle. Then to the Northeast,
there was Gods temple. A beautiful gold building with
a large yard. Almost like the presidents home but
bigger and better. To the southeast were the beach and
the woods. And where we were was the south. Right at
the gate. I stood in awe of the beauty when God spoke.
Follow me to your home. Someone you know there is
waiting for you. We walked up to the house and I cried
out to who I saw watering the plants. Auntie!
She looked up and ran to me. Oh Sarah! What
happened, why are you here? She looked at god.
Your majesty, Why is she in Heaven?
Car accident on her way to your funeral. He
said. Jane survived.
Jane was my mother. I almost fell over I was
so in shock.
Get her inside and get her something to eat.
She should rest for a while as well.
We went inside and Up to my room. It felt like
a whole different world the walls were a beach scene.
There were sounds of the beach and the water of the
ocean on the wall moved as did the trees. It matches
the weather outside. My aunt said. My bed had shells
on it and in was a sand colored stone. My covers had
a whale on them and the window had a view of the
ocean towards the Southeast. My aunt smiled at my
amazement. This will be your home from now on.
In time you will grow to understand this place. For
now get some rest because you will still have school.
You will study what you need to and learn of the ways
around here. Would you like anything to drink?
Yes please, could I have lemonade?
Sure. And with that she left.
I walked over to the bedroom window and
stared out at the sun setting in the east. This may have
been amazing and I may be having a great time, I
thought. But it will be a long time before I call this
my home.
TO BE CONTINUED..

The story of my dogs

By Jordyn Devellis
I rescue dogs. German short-haired pointers. I
have 4 of them. 1 is a mutt. My mom and dad bought
a German short-haired pointer before I was born. It
lived for almost 16 years. Her name was Zoe. Zoe
was 3 or 4 when I was born, I was 9 or 10 when she
died she fell down the stairs and couldnt move her
back legs. So we had to put her down. When Zoe was
10 or 11 when we rescued our first German shorthaired pointer or GSP. Her name is Lucy she is one
of my dads favorite. She was put in a kill shelter.
She had 9 puppies there and was there so long they
almost killed her. She was there for most of her life.
Right before she was killed a police officer who had
2 GSP rescues. They were both blind and 1 was also
deaf. He took her home then gave her to GSP rescue
of New England. A non-kill shelter in New England.
We then got her there. Then we rescued buddy.
Buddy is a brown and white GSP. Buddy likes to
hug and give kisses. He is a very affectionate and
sweet. He loves to chase things but never seems to
catch them. Buddy had a brother and father that he
lived with. His old owner didnt have enough time
to feed them all their meals so GSP rescue of New
England stepped in and took him to their shelter.
We then rescued him from there. After Buddy came
Rex. Rexy is sweet and loves to play. If anyone is
sad he seems to know. He then walks up to you and
kisses you. Rex thinks like a human. He rides in the
car with us all the time and when other dogs are at
the door he sits and waits for my mom to point to

the door then bolts out into the car. All our other dogs
arent good at riding in the car. So he is the only one
who gets to come with us. Rex is also very smart. His
owner had to leave and go to college but couldnt take
him with him and was going to live with his parents
who didnt like dogs so Rex had nowhere to go other
than GSP rescue. We then rescued him there. If you are
thinking about getting a dog get a mutt. A mutt is a dog
that is a mix of two breeds. Mutts are very smart and
sweet. The last dog we got other than gomer who bit
people and had to be put down is, Bridgett. Bridgett is
the newest but is an old dog. She is so fast that a lot of
people thinks she is the third youngest not the oldest.
She may be old but still has a lot of spunk in her step.
Bridgett eats everything from leashes to shoes. So we
have to put her in a crate whenever we leave the house.
She may be dumb but catches on to things quickly.
If you are in the dining room and her crate is in the
porch you can say Bridgett in the crate and she will
walk from the family room all the way to the porch and
go in the crate. Bridgett lived with a guy who owned
many dogs he over breaded them and then went crazy.
So GSP rescue had to step in and take the dogs from
him. GSP rescue emailed my mom about this and when
my mom didnt answer because we already had 3 dogs
they sent her the email again and again. They sent it to
my mom 6 times and finally mom said which dog is in
need of the most help and they said Bridgett and sent
us a picture of her. You could she her bones and was
not house trained but my mom said ok where do we
pick her up and so now we also own Bridgett. A sweet
but not smart dog. I love all my dogs and love that we
could make them happy after all the struggle and abuse
they have gone through.

Siri
By Betsy Soloway-Aizley
Noooooo! I love Siri, dont trash her! Well, too bad. I think
that Siri is just plain weird and freaky. I mean seriously, there is a
woman who speaks every language living inside of your iPhone.
Apple created a phone called the iPhone 4. Then they created one
that is called the iPhone 4s. The only difference between those two
phones is that the 4s has Siri, yet people have to pay so much more
than the iPhone 4. The iPhone 4 has voice control, just without
the freaky person living inside. Also the iPhone keep on getting
thinner and thinner. Soon enough, the iPhone 42 is going to be
thinner than a sheet of paper!

How Well Do You Know CRCAP

By Betsy Soloway-Aizley
1. Who is the head of the musical theater department?

a. Bob Johnson

b. Walker Anderson

c. Faith Soloway

d. Aaron Gelb
2. Which of these newspapers is has never been published in a
MA creative arts program?

a. Oak Tree Times

b. Griffon Gazette

c. Daily Double

d. Summer Sun
3. Who teaches Contemporary Dance these two sessions?

a. Bekah and Sonia

b. Ann and Bekah

c. Just Ann

d. We dont have it as a class this year
4. Who was the head of the camp last year?

a. Aaron Gelb

b. Dick Stroud

c. Kelsey Fox

d. Mike Descouteaux
Answers: 1. c, 2. d, 3. a, 4, d.
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By Jake Rast
Once I saved a peanut and cupcake went for a stroll
in the black forest is a place you should never go said granny
mc.polipoli won the annual pie off three times in a row and
youre fired said my boss is nice unlike a lot of bosses youll
meet these days he has a goatee is a type of beard like the
duck and the swan pieced together the clues to the last puzzle
piece had just been disintegrated so we couldnt finish our
fries so we threw them to the raccoon is a very interesting
animal it is the robin hood of the animal kingdom is my least
favorite Disney world park despite it having my favorite
rollercoaster is space mountain so step off ok is something
that hipsters and rappers say even though it is grammatically
incorrect so you get a b- said my teacher so I screamed Why
do you jump like that! JUST BECAUSE Said my friend
right before he exploded into a million rainbows and lit up the
sky with his fabulous dancing. He then went on to steal the
trophy in American potato smashers and went to a retirement
home where he played super smash bros Brawl I MEAN Play
station all stars battle royal forever. THE CHIPMUNK

FASHION FAME
By Emily OConnor Halle Best and Martha
Covo
Hello. Today we have another interview for
you.
What is your name?
Barrett
What is your favorite color?
Blue green
Favorite clothes to wear in the Summer?
Tomboy shorts
Thanks for reading!