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would be different
By Liam Salerno
Volume 44
Issue 8B
All the news
that fits, we
print!
Bob the snowball part 6!
By Corey Predella
HELP! Someone please poor bob started to cry
He ran but he started to melt oh what do I do then he
Thought maybe I could mess with the teleportation thing
And go back thats it! So he went back to the machine
and
Messed with the red cord then he pressed a button that
Said deactivate how bad could it be so he pressed it and
It said 10987654321 and the thing
exploded
And he got split in half and each half went flying into
opposite
Directions weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
To be continued
Walker was living on his yacht with his kids
Pam, Jam, and Winnie. Walker Anderson the 8th had
already become a famous singer and had detached from
his parents. He was a very famous singer and he often
came back to the Yacht for time with his family. Winnie
became a great cook and she stayed with her parents to
cook for the family. Jam and Pam were great comedians
and they made everyone laugh. They probably got the
humor from their father, who created why the chicken
cross the road? Walker stayed on his yacht until he
got very seasick, so they turned the yacht into a house
and moved it onto a small, deserted island called The
Royal Carrabin. This is how the line of cruise ships was
made. This island was just big enough for their yacht,
which was over a mile long. Thats just how rich Walker
was! He and Sarah opened up a store called Dangelos
because Sarahs last name was Dangelo. This is now a
famous store, so when they money came in they donated
it to themselves, (another way of saying they put it in
their savings account) and never touched it again.
The yacht they lived on was called big beauty,
and it had 20 swimming pools, 100 bedrooms, 200
bathrooms, and A LOT more things. They hosted many
parties for famous people like them. Sometimes the
parties they held had over 100 people. This is where the
large amount of rooms came in handy! Walker learned
the play the sousaphone, and he became very good at
it. He was the best in the world! (As if that is hard to
achieve, he was the only one that even knew what it
was). His composer name was Beethoven (this guy has a
great life) and he created many famous songs. He created
a line of clothing called Yo, which was a MAJOR fail.
It lost him most of his money, but he got it back VERY
soon when this line was a big hit. Walker designed for
himself, because he was only design for one famous
person. Since he was famous, he designed for himself
so that he wouldnt lose any money if his client hated
his stuff. Walker owned a rare species of giraffe called
spot mans, which had many spots. They lived in the fake
savannah on their yacht. Walker sold these animals to
a zoo and made money. One of the giraffes was named
computer. He was special because he could type and he
had an email it was giraffe.@gmail.com. Do NOT try
to email him. You will get sued by Walker, and since
he has SO much money he sues people for a lot. Soon
Walker was living on yacht, until he saw one little grey
hair
Percy Jackson
By Ryan Kane
Why is the whole world talking about Percy
Jackson? I mean, I know that the 1st movie stinks but
the Sea of Monsters is coming out soon so its no big
deal. If you hate it so much, just throw the DVD in the
trash.
Interview with Kippy
By Tillie Slosser
Tillie: How did you come up with the unicorn comic?
Kippy: Uh, it was like mind fart, it just came out of my
mind with along with rainbows and sprinkles.
Tillie: where did you get your drawing skills?
Kippy: Practice. Thats it.
Tillie: What is the next comic about?
Kippy: Tears. Thats all Im saying.
Look for the next unicorn comic!
The Importance
Communities
By Kippy Sage
Of
Wasps
In
Modern
Ask Me
By Grace Arendell
Q: Can you blink with your eyes closed?
A: yes, yes I can
Q: What your favorite movie and why?
A: Perks of being a wall flower because its an
amazing movie
Q: *** this question made no sense so this is what
I think it said*
Would you do something rather than questions in
the daily double?
A: Yes and I do.
Katie: No, but yeah I agree on the hair thing. Theres this
one guy in 1D that had like a Mohawk thing, and then
shaved it all off and decided to grow it back at random
times! That just doesnt make sense! So what ticks you
off?