Volume 43, Issue 16B

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CRCAP Crime Blotter
By Lily Hicks and Kenny Ruetenik, with help from
the rest of the Daily Double (Period 2)
Holly broke her diet in a shocking thievery yesterday
at lunch. She took three cookies instead of two!
Jesse is not a certified lifeguard! He is currently on the
run from the FBI.
Three picks have gone missing from the guitar
workshop room. We have it under control insists a
CRCAP policeman.
Some Facts About Being a Twin
By Sophie Biro
1. It gets REALLY annoying after you have over
100 people wondering the same ten questions. So
get prepared!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you turn nine, all they talk about is the
time when you did something. Oh, Sophie and
Lily were so cute when they did this and that and
this and that. Make sure you know how two say
stop correctly or that what they will be talking
about that at your wedding.
3. Being a twin is awesome!!!!!!!
4. Lily is the best twin ever!!! (Offense to the
other twins!!!)

Ann Brown Allen said all the wrong numbers in

carpool yesterday.
Sarah started an illegal Black Market for friendship
bracelets.
Lily and Sophie Biro have control over Walker, and,
by extension, the Daily Double. (They are the most
intimidating people at camp)
Walker has infiltrated Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
and Wizardry and been sorted into Gryffindor.
Mike D is on strike and refuses to ring the cowbell.
He has been replaced as Camp Director by the Creepy
Clown.
Shakespeare Gone Wild went too wild and kicked over
a bus.

Are You Sad that Camp is Almost Over?

By Madelaine Tolliver

Advanced Improv became too advanced and has taken

over the US missile system.

In our research we learned that most people are

sad about camp being over

Song Writing plagiarizes all their songs.

10 people said they were sad

2 people said they werent sure

Trash 2 Treasure took peoples treasure and turned it

into trash.

Editors Note: The official stance of the Daily

Double is very sad!

Kenny stole all the Mac and Cheese and sold it for
fifty dollars a noodle.

Stage Fright
By Heather Morrill

Ask Marissa!
By Hannah Kusnitz
Dear Marissa,
I feel as though Im talking to a stranger. Can you tell me more about
yourself!?
-Honey Boo Boo
Dear Honey Boo Boo,
Marissa is sort of like myself, but not really look at the table below
for more information on her.
Marissa
Favorite Color

Orange and Pink

Favorite Food

Green Tea and Ice Cream

Age/Grade

14, going into 9th grade

Town

Dover, MA

Hobbies

Writing, lacrosse, reading

Favorite Singer

Adele

Pet Peeve

People chewing with thier

mouth open

After School Activities/Clubs

Lacrosse, school newspaper,

community service club

Personality

Quiet but outgoing, friendly,

smart, quirky

Hope this helps!

-Marissa
Walker Part 2
By Elizabeth Napier

So I wrote this song and I want to

sing it in the noon time show but I
have stage fright, so yeah I do. Dont
laugh at me, dont call me names,
dont get your fun from my stage
fright because you have stage fright
too I bet! So dont go there well if
you guys have any ideas to help my
stage fright, so I can sing my song I
wrote I would be so happy.

Things that are lies #5

By Jake Rast
1. Words
2. Your pet iguana
3. Walkers mustache
4. Software
5. Charlie brown
6. One direction
7. The letter 7 not the number 7
the letter
8. Knowledge
9. British government
10. And ice cream sandwiches (so
give me yours)

OK, I have (for now) decided not to get revenge on Walker. He said if I wrote another article, then I
could do the hurdles. So (FOR NOW) I have decided to forgive him. But if he does this again, I. WILL. GET.
REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OK, Im starting to rethink my choice. He says it has to be
longer than this article. Well guess what? This is my last sentence of this article! THE END.

Walker Part 3
By Elizabeth Napier
OK. Its official. I. WILL. GET. REVENGE!!!
Walker made me stop doing the hurdles!
I even beat my record! It WAS 12.6 then it
was 12.5 then it was 12.2 last it was 12.0!
And Walker made me stop. :P. That was for
you Walker, and remember, I. WILL. GET.
REVENGE!!!!

Walker Part 5: The Final Walker Article

By Elizabeth Napier
Dear Walker,
I have decided to forgive you for good.
I now understand that it was for a good reason.
I understand that I cant play hurdles all class
(maybe just a little?). I will now write more
articles than I have in the past few weeks.
Thank you for helping me get (sort of) over my
addiction to Google hurdles.

Festival Day Poem

By Zoe Lockhart
Festival day is the best day of the year.
You get to see great groups performing
And all of the great songs you hear.
You see the friendships forming,
And campers smiling ear to ear.
What could be more awesome?!

GoSsIp SeVeN
By Anonymous
- The clown in the Coming Attractions skit is named
Arthur and he loves carpets.
-Put a red dot on your nose, please. Its urgent!
-Where does an alligator live you ask? It lives in 19
walls!
-Your name is Arthur. You have a name now!
-The evil note left in the Daily Double room will not be
tolerated.
-Your computer has made.
-loading.
-A cookie!
-Sophie and Lily Biro have the same mind.
-Claire is sisters with your face.
-There is gold buried in the soapstone! Dont tell Dick!
-The number pi is actually the NUMBERs. Whoda
thunk?
-Kelsey eats vomit-flavored jelly beans.
-Your face is a vampire hunter!
-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-After camp ends, camp takes off in a space ship and
has coffee on mars.
-Elephants have staples in the bees on the set of
construction. (?)
-Your eyebrows face has seven eyes.
-Someone ate all the laughter in the Daily Double room.
FOREVER! I hope theyre full!
-Oh my gosh! Where did my pen go?
-Do you have a nose? Yes, I do have a computer.
-The chicken crossed the road because it was delighted
by the pie (in your face! Hah!).
-Your computer still has 19 As! No. Wait. It has
twelve.
-Your sharpie is made out of wood and stuff.
-The computers in the Daily Double room are counselors
and the counselors are computers.
-Your book has llama.
-YOU STILL HAVE NO NAME *actually* AND YOU
ARE A LAND SHARK IN THE MAKING!
ROTNH #12
By Jake Rast
Purple flying worm,
Went to doctor coconut,
To get manicures.

Ask a Teddy Bear

Madelaine Tolliver

Chocolate Preferences
By Ali Janower
I asked people, What do you like best, dark, milk,
or white chocolate?
Results:
Two people like white chocolate
Seven people like milk chocolate
Four people like dark chocolate
Three people like all of them equally

Dear teddy bear,

Are teddy bears good huggers, and how did
they get that way?
From, Kelsey T
Dear Kelsey T,
Im such a good hugger, and I was born that
way!
Love, teddy bear
Dear teddy bear,
Do you like pi (the number)?
From, Moustache
Dear Moustache,
3.14159265323, is a great number.
Love, teddy bear

Sinker Swim
By Heather Morrill

A Very _______ Day

(adjective)

By Hannah Kusnitz, Elizabeth Napier and ___________

So Im in sinker swim 1st period. There are three

other girls, but they have been absent so when
MLs husband came to record it none of them were
there so we had to do it with me, Jessie and ML.
I was not so happy, but whatever it was fun so I
cant not be happy. I was fine I guess. I cant see
the video. Teddy recorded it under water it was
really cool, I did flips and everything! I think it
will come out awesome, I cant wait!!!!!!!!!

(your name)

One ___________ day, a boy/girl decided to take a walk in the park. It was a/an __________
(adjective)

(adjective)

day, with no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was only _________ degrees.
(large number)

He/she was sitting on an old park bench, reading a _________. All of a sudden, the sky got _____
_____.
(thing)
(adjective)
It started raining _________ and ______________. But the boy/girl was prepared. He/she pulled
out
(plural noun)
(plural school supplies)
his/her trusty ___________. He no longer was ______________.
(thing)

(adjective)

The boy/girl _________ home ___________, and spent the rest of the day eating ____________
and
(verb)
(-ly adjective)
(noun)
watching TV.

An activity
By Sophie Biro
Today I walked around the daily double room (it was a
nice little walk) and asked everyone to give me a random word.
So I am going to try to create a story and a poem with these
words. So, here it goes!!!! I am going to underline the words that
I added into the story so it made some more sense.
The story
A dinasour and a pony were ningas. They said hi to band-aids
and fed rasberries to shingles. They also grew clementines.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The poem (it donsnt make any sense)
Dinasours
Hi
Rasberries
Awsome!!!!!
Pony
Get a band-aid
Shingles
Be a ninga
Clementines

Home
By Maddie Vanech
To you
Home may be satin sheets and velvet
pillows
To me
Home is gristly sheets and pillows that
taste like salt
To you
Home is waking and falling asleep to small
birds that fly away when you come close
To me
Home is waking and falling asleep to
seagulls that squawk but dont move until
you stick out your hand
To you
Home is to live your life in luxury
To me
Home is to live your life with laughter
It may not sound great to you
But to me, home is perfect.

Rain
By Hannah Kusnitz
Tiny magic drops
Sprinkle over the green fields
Renewing all life
Kennys Column
By Kenny Ruetenik
Question 1:
What is the worst color combination?
Answer:
The worst color combination is definitely orange
and a mucky green. I mean seriously who would
wear that?
Question 2:
Are worms expectable as pets?
Answer:
No, worms as pets. I mean, just no. I dont even
know how to explain it. Worms justyou feed them
dirt and if someone told me they had a pet worm Id
quickly change the subject.

What Type of Computer are you?

By Isabel and Kayla
1)do you like
a.going slow
b.really fast
c. in between
2)do you
a.like playing games on your computer
b.like doing work on your computer
c. depends
3)do you like to
a.nap
b.run
c.neither
mostly as you are a dell
mostly bs you are a mac
mostly cs I dont know

Sad News
By Madi Williams

Which has more didgets?

By Jake Rast

Hi everyone. If youre reading this, it means that this

Which has bigger,
?
is my last daily double entry for the summer. I know
Think about it.
camp doesnt end until Saturday, but today, Tuesday,
Now your head hurts.
August 14, 2012, is my last day of camp. Why is it my
last day of camp? Well over the weekend, I got a call
from my doctor, saying that there was an opening for
me to get my tonsils and adenoids out on Wednesday.
We have been trying to get a date for the surgery for
a while and this was the only date that wouldnt make
me miss school. Having the surgery means I pretty
much cant leave the house for two weeks. Since I
wont be here to sign T-Shirts, I hope you all have a
great summer and a great school year. Ill miss all of
you! For all who signed my shirt, thank you very much! And for all who go to CRS, Ill see most of you at Farm
School in a few weeks! Im just gonna write a few blurbs for each of my classes.
VAUDEVILLE EXTRAVAGANZA- Thanks to all of you for making classes really fun!
NARCOLEPSY! MOOSEMAN TO THE RESCUE!
Jenny and Natalie- Thanks for dealing with us! I know were a handful!
PRODUCTION- Where do I start? You all are so incredibly talented! I wish you all good luck in the show! Dont
forget to learn your lines! And project! PRAISE THE NEUTRAL TOAD GOD (does the hands on top of head
thing)!!!!
Seth, Ben, Adam, Becca, Emma, and Maddi- From Sun Salutations to YOUP! THERE IT IS! You all are so
amazing in every way! Thank you so much for helping me become a better performer!
DAILY DOUBLE- Man, you guys are the best! I love being able to write with you guys! I loved helping with all
the gossip and horoscopes (were the horoscopes ever published?)! I wish you guys the best with your futures in
writing CIT and Councilor gossip!
Alice, Emily, and Kelsey- Thank you for helping me with my writing and such. I really enjoyed the times when
you would talk to me and give me ideas when I had writers block. Sometimes, those conversations took up all of
the class period, from Charles River Freelance Troupe to immigration. Thank you so much!
CONTEMPORARY- Wow! You are all such amazing dancers! I loved doing the dance with you even though I
couldnt perform it! It was such a fun routine! Im going to miss leaping (and sometimes getting very close to
falling) across the floor with you! I hope that we can all keep in touch! By the way, dont forget to watch DANCE
MOMS!
Sonia- Youre not a councilor. Youre a friend. You are just so all around awesome and I loved having you as my
teacher/councilor/groupie leader/friend! I really want us to keep in touch! I hope you have an awesome year and
hopefully Ill see you next summer!
MIKE, ARLYNN, AND WALKER- You three are the people who convinced me to come to CRCAP and Im so
happy you did! I love it here and I just wanted to thank you for giving me the opportunity to come here. Ill see
you around school in a few weeks!
Thanks for making this the best summer ever! Ill be thinking of all of you this Friday and Saturday! Ill miss you
so much! GOOD LUCK!