Jake Law

Professor Luker
FLM-1055-002
September 1st 2016
Pitch

Self-Help gone rouge. How to fall in love for people who dont know how! So the whole
point is that this guide is a 4 step system intended for introverts, angry people, graveyard shifters,
computer nerds, politicians, actors, used car salesman, salesman in general, Eunuch people(spelling?),
Dungeon masters, Mall cops, North Dakotans, and People over 7 feet tall. The self-help will cover
different tactics to take, and places to put oneself, like bars, tinder, parks, church, movie theatres, work
and community college in order to meet new people. It helps you find things to do like, Curling, Indian
dancing, strip clubs, skydiving, Bowling, being in a musical together, and bull riding. We see our main
character (The used car salesman) meets a female dungeon master, and they enact these events and
dates trying the places listed However unfortunate all of them go, they start to end up in love. Then it
drops you cold at the end with step 4. Steps are listed;
Step 1: Find a place to find a date
Step 2: Plan the date, (activities)
Step 3: Commit (This is where it slows down and gets maybe emotional with a turn of events like
Facebook official, family official, friends official, and engaged. [Not in that exact order])
Step 4: Get out fast if he/she is not the one.