Pokemon

200 of the Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting, Roll on the Floor

Laughing Pokemon Jokes

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Table of Content
Shockingly Electric
Cold and Wet
Gone Mental
Normally Dark
Into the Woods
Scorched
Pokmon World
Knock-Knocks
Yo Mommas

Shockingly Electric
Why shouldnt you shower around a Pokmon? They might peek-at-chu.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke em on.
What is and Electric Pokmons favorite song? Im Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song
What Pokmon always sneezes? Pik-ACHOO!
What does an electric Pokmon say when they get gassy from drinking milk? Im Zapdos
intolerant.
What did Pikachus mother say to her son in the shoe store? Pick-a-shoe!
What is Pikachus favorite candy? Shock Tarts.
How do you catch an Electabuzz? Catch Buzz Lightyear and elect a president in the same
day.
How do you get a Pikablu? Make a Pikachu hold its breath!
What do you get when you cross a Pikachu and a Haunter? Pika-BOO.
Whats Pikachus favorite dessert? Shocklate chip cookies.
What do you call a pizza made by Pikachu? A PIZZA-chu.
What do you call a baby electric Pokmon? A shockling.
What Pokmon sounds like a train? Pika-Chu-Chu.
Whats Pikachus favorite dance? The Electric Slide.
What did Pichu say to Pikachu? I love you watts and watts.
How did the first person who discovered electric Pokmon feel? Shocked
Why is Zapdos so dangerous? It doesnt know how to conduct itself.
Whats cuter than a Pikachu? Two Pikachu.
Whats Pikachus favorite pie? Pikan pie.
What do you call a mean Pikachu? A PUNK-achu.

Where do Mareep go to get their hair cut? To the BAAAA-bers.

Where did the Flaffy go on vacation? To the BAAAA-hamas.
What do Mareep do on a beautiful Sunday? They have a BAA BAA-que.
What Pokmon should you carry in a cave? Lanturn.
What Pokmon is whole grain? A RYE-chu.

Cold and Wet

What did Squirtle say to Charmander? Squirtle
What eats, sleeps a lot and sounds like a duck? Snore-QUACKS.
What Pokmon do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine? Polly-whirl.
Why did the boy throw a bucket of water on Kingdra? He wanted to see it use Waterfall.
Why is Psyduck a good sailor? Because hes always saying Psy aye aye
What Pokmon is best at soccer? GOAL-duck.
What do you call a Tentacool riding a Cindaquil? Fried Calamari.
What happens after the sun comes up? The Dewgon!
Where should you go to avoid a hurricane? To a Shellder.
What Pokmon is most likely to have a sibling? Slow-BRO.
What Pokmon eats Alligators? A Croconaw.
Where do you find a down and out Tentacruel? On squid row.
What do you call a Feralligator in a vest? An investigator.
Two Magikarp are in a tank. One says to the other, How do we drive this thing?
Where do Wailmer play music? In Orca-stras.
Why do Carvanha live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you get when you cross a Magikarp and a Donphan? Swimming trunks.
Where do Water-types keep their money? In a River Bank.
What do you get from a bad-tempered Sharpedo? As far away as possible.
How many tickles does it take to make an Octillery laugh? Ten-tickles.
Why dont Golducks ever have change? Because they only carry bills.
Whats a nickname for a trainer who puts their right hand in Shapedos mouth? Lefty.

Which is the grumpiest Pokmon? Krabby.

Why doesnt Krabby share? Because hes a shellfish Pokmon.
What happened to Squirtle during allergy season? He kept Koffing and Weezing.
Why did the Magikarp cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
What do you do when someone gets sick? You Kyurem.
A Vanillish walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender takes one look at him and
says, Im sorry, but we dont serve food in here.
What song does a Pokmon Jack-in-the-Box play? Pop goes the Sneasel.
What Pokmon is comfy and squeaks when you fluff it? A Piloswine.
How do Vanillish greet each other? Ice to meet you
Whats a Jynxs favorite drink? Ice tea.
What do Beartic eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.

Gone Mental
What Pokmon always cuts the cheese? GAS-tly.
What did the Mewtwo say to the Gastly? Get a life.
Why cant a Haunter ever win a race? Because its always dead tired.
What does a Gengar eat for supper? SPOOK-getti.
What room does a Yamask not need? A living room.
Why are Gastly so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them
What do Misdreavus use to wash their hair? Sham-BOO.
What is a Duskulls favorite fruit? BOO-berries.
What do you do when 50 Dusklops surround your house? Hope its Halloween.
What kind of pants does a Gengar wear? BOO-jeans.
Whats a Haunters favorite pie? BOO-berry pie.
What do you get when you cross a Haunter with a Skitty? A scaredy cat.
What does a Haunter put on its bagels? SCREAM-cheese.
Where do baby Shuppets go during the day? Day-scare.
What road has the most Ghost-types? A dead end.
What is a cats favorite Pokmon? Mew.
What Pokmon do women wear under their blouses? Abra.
Why did the girl at the shop pick a Mew over Mewtwo to take home? Because one Mew
is enough to take care of, but two thats ridiculous!
What does a Pokmon say when theyre told no? Awww, Wynaut?
What does a Pokmon say when telling its friends goodbye? Latios Amigos!
How many Slowpokes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but itll take 5 hours

Which Pokmon spits a lot? A LOOGI-a.

What does a Slowpoke do for exercise? He chases Parked cars.
Who is the sportscaster in the Pokmon world? ESPeoN.
What is a Psychic-types favorite musical? The sound of MEW-sic.
What did the Psyduck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
Why did the Haunter not want to go to school? His heart wasnt in it.

Normally Dark
Which ice cream does a Snorlax prefer when on a diet? Vanillite.
Whats Meowths favorite day of the week? Pay Day.
Whats Meowths favorite candy bar? Pay Day.
What Pokmon always agrees? Ditto.
Where does a full grown Snorlax sit? Anywhere it wants to.
Whats the strongest Pokmon? Jiggly-BUFF.
How do you get rid of vermin? You I-RADICATE them.
Why dont Donphan need suitcases? They already have trunks.
What do you get when you cross a Pidgy with a Houndoom? Just a Houndoom.
What do Purrloin eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Where do Miltank go on Friday nights? To the MOO-vie theatre.
What do you give a sick Pidgy? Tweetment.
Why did the Zorua cross the road, roll in mud, and cross back over? He was a dirty
double-crosser.
What does a Liepard call a Starly? Fast food.
Why do Miltank go to Nimbasa City? For the MOO-sicals.
Why did the Lillipup cross the road twice? He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
What is the difference between a car and a Tauros? A car has only one horn.
What time is it when a Snorlax sits on your bed? Time to get another bed.
How do you stop a Bouffalant from charging? Take away his credit card!
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a Purrloin? A Sour-puss.

What did the momma Tauros say to her son before he went to school? Bison.
Why dont Ursaring wear shoes? Whats the point, theyd still have bear feet.
What do you call a Snorlax in a phone booth? Stuck.
What do you do if a Lickitung eats your pencil? Use a pen.
What do you call a sleeping Tauros? A Bull-DOZER.
What do you call a Miltank with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
Why do Ursaring have fur coats? Because they would look ridiculous in jackets.
Whats louder than an Exploud outside your house? 7 of them.
What to you call a Starly in the winter? A brrrrrrrr-d Pokmon.
Why cant a Liepord hide? Theyre always spotted.
When should you buy a Fletchling? When its going cheep.
What do you call a happy Pokmon? A Blissy!

Into the Woods

What do you call a low-fat Pokmon? Butter-free.
What did Chikorita say on Halloween? Chik-or-Treat-a!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle? Weedle Knievell.
What do you call a ditto that transforms into a Sudowoodo? A Psudowoodo.
What did Exeggcute say when asked how he was doing? Im EGG-celent!
What do Scythers swords give it in competition? The cutting edge.
What do you call a French Pokmon? A Paris!
What Pokmon dont you want in the garden? A WEED-le.
What two Pokmon can help with arts and crafts? A pair of Scizors.
When do you take a Pokmon to the doctor? When its Bulb-is-sore.
Which Pokmon came from a different planet? VENUS-saur.
Whats the most disgusting Pokmon? VILE-plume.
What do you call a Pokmon who loves street racing? A NITRO-king.
Whats the hottest Pokmon? CHICK-orita.
What is the shortest distance in the Pokmon world? A Hoppip, a Skiploom, and Jumpluff
away.
What is the strangest meal in the Pokmon world? An ODD-dish.
Which Pokmon is the most depressed? A Weeping-bell.
Which Pokmon likes to visit animals? A ZOO-bat.
Which Pokmon has a tree growing business? A Pine-Co.
What happens when Toxicroak park illegally? They get toad.
What do you get when you cross a Zubat and a Vanillish? Frostbite.

Why do Vespiqueen have sticky hair? Because they have honey-combs.

What is a Caterpies worst fear? A Dog-erpie.
Why are Zubats hard to get along with? They can be a pain in the neck!
What Pokmon is best at baseball? Zu-BAT.
What kind of shoes does a Toxicroak wear? Open-toad shoes.

Scorched
Three Golems jump off a cliff. Two hit the sand, and one hits the water. Ba-dum-tss!
What do you do when your kids cant read? Get them Hooked on Onyx.
What do you call a Pokmon Trainer who cant control their Charizard? Ash.
What did the boy Charmander say to his date? You just set me on fire!
What do you call it when a fire-type comes out of nowhere? Spontaneous Combusken!
Why did Cumbusken cross the road? To prove it wasnt a chicken.
What Pokmon is good at Geography? A Geodude
Why couldnt the Ponyta sing? She was a little horse.
Why did the Torchic cross the Basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the Torchic cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a Patrat and an Aggron? A flat Patrat.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an Aggron? Mashed potatoes.
Whats a Hitmonchans favorite drink? Punch.
What do you give a Tepig with a rash? Oink-ment.
Why did the Dragonite try and eat a Litwick? Because he wanted a light lunch.
How do Cyndaquil play leapfrog? Very carefully.
Where do Rapidash live? In a NEIGHHHH-borhood.
Why was the trainer riding his Rapidash? Because it was too heavy to carry.
What do Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee have in common? Theyre both hitmen!

Pokmon World
How do you catch a Unique Pokmon? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a Tame one? Tame way.
Where do Pokmon go if they need to use the restroom? To the Pika-loo.
Why couldnt Ash find Brock? It was Misty.
Which Pokmon can count to 3 in Spanish? Arctic-UNO, Zap-DOS, Mol-TRES.
Which two Pokmon have a cold all the time? Koffing and Sneasel.
What do you get when a Pokmon lays an egg on a hill? An eggroll.
Why do Pokmon lay eggs? If they dropped them they would break.

Knock-Knocks
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Gyrados
Gyrados who?
Gyrados things for me, will ya?
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut come out and play?
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Tepig
Tepig who?
Tepig will squeal if you dont put him down.
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Arcanine
Arcanine who?
Arcanine needs to go to the vet.
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Zapdos
Zapdos who?
Zapdos crazy maniacs!
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Blue
Blue who?
Your freakin grandson, Grandpa oak, why can you never remember my name?
Knock-knock

Whos there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Right you are!
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Ivysaur
Ivysaur who?
Ivysaur hand from knocking and knocking!
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Rhydon
Rhydon who?
Rydon time! Werent you expecting me?
Knock-knock
Whos there?
May
May who?
May I come in? Im cold!
Knock-knock
Whos there?
Miltank
Miltank who?
No, thank you!

Yo Mommas
Yo mommas so fat, when she jumped in the pool, her splash attack did damage!
Yo mommas so stupid she tried looking for Groudon to catch in sapphire!
Yo mommas so ugly Pumpkaboo refuses to Trick-or-Treat with her!
Yo mommas so stupid that she tried to open a door with a Klefki!
Yo mommas so pathetic she makes Brocks failure at dating Nurse Joy look like a
success!
Yo mommas such a klutz she makes a Spinda look graceful!
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to ride a Rhydon in the water!
Yo mommas so ugly shes the reason Zubat has no eyes!
Yo mommas so ugly Dusklops took one look at her and sucked ITSELF into its black
hole!
Yo mommas so ugly when Uxie looked at her, it wanted to erase it OWN memory!
Yo mommas so stupid she thought Litwick was a candle and tried to blow it out!
Yo mommas so boring she makes watching a Snorlax more exciting!
Yo mommas so ugly she made a Blissy faint just by looking at her!
Yo mommas so clumsy she dropped a Shellos with Stick Hold!
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to plug an iPod into Pikachu!
Yo mommas so ugly, even a Hydreigon on a rampage wont touch her!