Hermione Granger Monologue

"Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville has lost one! [Turns to the side] Oh,
are you doing magic? Let's see then.[reacts to Ron's crappy spell]Are you sure
that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it? I've tried a few simple spells
myself and they've all worked for me! For example: Oculus Reparo. That's better
isn't it? Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...?
Pleasure. Well, nobody in my family's magic at all, and it was ever such a surprise
when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased of course. It's the best school of
witchcraft there is, I've heard! You two better get into your robes. I expect we'll
be arriving soon. You've dirt on your nose by the way. Just there.
It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky. I read about
it in ' Hogworts, A History'
Harry, no way! Dont touch that broom! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides,
you don't know how to fly.Harry! What an idiot!
You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood Oh move over!
ALOHOMORA!!
You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding
something..
Thats right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed. Before you come up with
another idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.!
o, stop, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides you're
saying it wrong. It's LEVIOSA not LEVIOSAR!
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA.thats the spell!
Boys!i just cant spell them!
I went looking for the troll. I thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Ron
and Harry hadn't come and found me, I'd probably be dead..
Ron, you dont suppose this is going to be like real wizard chess, do you?
You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard, you really are..
Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things. Friendship and
bravery. And Harry just be careful!