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GOVERNMENT PLEDGES TO FIND
£1 BILLION FOR EDUCATION AND
TO REFORM THE NHS
Unless you’ve been living in a hole the budget that the average stu-
for the last few days, you will have dent really needs to be concerned
seen the headlines about the about.
Gordon Brown’s budget that took
place on Tuesday this week. Many The first of those is covered by the
newspapers have covered the major talking point, the reform and
response to the speech and it new funding for the National
would seem that there are only a Health Service. The Chancellor
few things that can be taken from announced that the NHS would be
Student Council: 30th
March - 6pm LTD
What is Student Council?
It is a general meeting that is open to all stu-
dents. Student council is, in effect, the stu-
dent body. The council meeting provides a
forum for those who run the Union on a day
to day basis to report back to the students
who have given them the mandate, i.e. the
sabbaticals have to respond to council
because council is made from the students
that voted in the team. It is an opportunity for
opinions and queries to be raised and facili-
tates accountability.
Why bother?
Student council places the power with the
student body – power to ask questions and
to vote for change. It can also be directive; at
the last meeting council moved to summon
the Finance Manager and the General
Managerof the Union to the next assembly
of the student council.
If you remember the Chancellor’s Bar head-
lines from a couple of editions back and
were interested in the reasons for the Union
Club’s financial quagmire and how and why
management “lost the plot” then the meeting
may be of benefit to you. It will give you the
opportunity to ask senior management ques-
tions about your Union and demand
accountability.
What do I get from it?
Hopefully, answers. This is your opportunity
to flex your right to ask the people in charge.
Why is there a projected £147, 000 deficit?
What is going to be done about it?
Who will take responsibility for the situation
and who will be responsible for a solution?
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
The Union dishes out ents for people who
have been working so hard they haven’t
had the time to wash. Hoorah for Mr Roy.
looking to receive an extra £19.4 going directly on the employment
Billion pounds a year over a four of new staff and resources to revi-
year period - starting with an extra talise the country’s health care
£2 Billion in the coming month. provision.
The money to support this boost is For the smokers amongst us - this
to be taken from the raise in the extra charge seems to have been
price of cigarettes by 25p per pack met with a reasonable level of
- all of which, it is claimed, will be acceptance. After the brief ques-
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Issue no: 982
plus
& general stuff
tioning of several student smokers
at Chancellors Challenge on
Tuesday night, the general
response seem to be that ‘if the
price of cigarettes is going to
increase above inflation then we
might as well be paying for some-
thing visibly beneficial’. Two other
students, both female added, “The
cost of being a smoker is high
enough as it is but it sounds like it
will be going to a worthwhile
cause”.
For many critics in the media this
has been seen as the classic pre-
election budget - but it’s hard fault,
as it would appear that the govern-
ment have kept to several promis-
es, lowering income tax and look-
ing to raise the standards of public
services.
It was also announced that £1
Billion would be spent on educa-
tion, the majority of which appears
to be headed for the pre-higher
education institutions. However,
with the predicted goal that 50% of
young people will be in higher edu-
cation by 2010, this has to be seen
as an investment into HE in the
long term. The knock on effects of
a boost in primary and secondary
education standards, coupled with
the new incentive schemes for 16
year olds to stay in the education
system, will boost the cause for
investment and funding in to high-
er education over the course of the
next decade.
With the price of beer up by 1p and
a bottle of wine up by 4p in line
with inflation, the impact of the
budget for students is slight. In
fact, if anything, the pre-election
budget hardly effects the student
community at all. All in all - it
seems to be a reasonably fair and
proactive approach for a govern-
ment who have still a lot left to
prove before the next general elec-
tion. AB
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Editorial
As my term as the editor of barefacts
comes to a close and 5XH beckons I
must firstly start with a huge thanky-
ou to every single person who has
contributed to the paper in the last
academic year.
Andy
Many people have sent in articles for
barefacts to promote their sports club
or society, to express their views on
University life or just because they
wanted to. People who make the
effort are always worthy of praise. My
thanks also go out to those people
who contributed but whose articles
Keren never made it to print. Sorry.
Being the editor of a student news-
paper is probably the most taxing
thing I have done to date. Trying to
find the fine line between being a
‘paper’ and a ‘student mag’ has been
difficult and even though it is only
three years since bf turned to tabloid
format - it has become apparent that
Honey
those students who have not been
here long enough to remember the
old style a4 magazine version now
expect a very different content to bf
as it was.
Barefacts has changed. This year I
have introduced external news
Kev issues to the paper in their own right
- giving the students the opportunity
to catch up on the major incidents
around the world that goes by us as
we go through campus life. Articles
covering student parking, the
Paddington Rail Crash, the dismissal
of a part-time lecturer, Chancellors’
money troubles and the like have
graced the pages of bf this year.
Jenni
Other less serious stories i.e. the
Janet mystery - (that was nothing to
Liz
Claire
Lindsay
James
Commercial
Team:
Hannah Jaynes
Orla
Cousins
do with bf as so many people
believe), UFO (Rag Week) and the
bastard TV Licensing people show
how barefacts has brought a wide
range of subjects week in week out.
Some people don’t appreciate the
paper. Some people will probably live
their entire lives like that. Sad really.
Barearts, the dedicated music and
arts section has been an enormous
success and for that I must thank
Kev and wish him well for next years
paper. Thanks also goes out to his
reviewing team for their commitment
this year.
The paper double in size for semes-
ter 1, 24 pages a week in cases
rather than the usual 12 that it had
been in the previous year. This
meant twice as much work - and
thankfully twice as much editorial
involvement. The ‘editorial team’ this
year have been just that - a strong
and committed team of diverse char-
acter. I couldn’t have hoped for a
more superb group of individuals,
both as editors and subsequently as
friends. Kev, Keren, Honey, James,
Jenni, Linds, Liz, Claire - good luck in
the future and thank you on behalf of
both myself and the Students’ Union.
So to finish off, I’d better acknowl-
edge the input of Union for giving us
extra money to support the interest
this year and also say a huge thanks
to the four individuals with whom it
has been a pleasure to have been
elected to work with. Ben, Ben, Saz,
Em - 3 months to go - there’s a hell of
a lot of rock ‘n’ roll left. UHOA.
Thank you Surrey.
Andy
Bare Facts
Union House
University Of Surrey
Guildford
Surrey
GU2 5XH
Tel: 01483 259275
Fax: 01483 534749
email:
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
Buller-tins
“Mind’s Gone
Blank” Excuse
Scientists have discovered what
makes students’ minds go blank dur-
ing exams. The cause is a hormone
call cortisol, released into the body at
time of stress.
Researchers showed a group of stu-
dents 60 words for 4 seconds each.
Afterwards they tested the students
to see how many words they remem-
bered. Half the group was then given
a dose of Cortisone tablets.
The next day the cortisone has
turned into cortisol in the students’
bodies. Another memory test showed
that those who had been given
tablets performed worse than those
who had not.
It proves that cortisol, which occurs
naturally in the body in stressful situ-
ations, causes forgetfulness. Dr
Dominique de Quervain, from the
University of Zurich said this explains
why examinees often fail to recall
vital information when they really
need it. He also suggested that such
absent mindedness could also cause
problems for an anxious court wit-
ness.
He said: "Individuals have learned
the material, but when the stress
kicks in, they have problems remem-
bering what they learned… When
they leave the exam situation and
relax again, the hormone levels nor-
malise and they suddenly remember
the information."
Although there could now be a bio-
logical reason behind poor exam
results, it has been said that alcohol
induced stupes and lethargy caused
by early morning cramming, might
just have adverse effects too.
Taiwan Relaxes
Anti China
Stance
Taiwan has opened trade and trans-
port routes to China, ending a 50-
year embargo. Taiwan has long pro-
claimed its independence from
China, which regards the tiny island
as a troublesome state.
Lifting of the ban by the Taiwanese
Nationalist Party was seen as a move
towards re-integration with China. It
was prompted by the business com-
munity, suffering from nearby mar-
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per, published by the University of Surrey Students'
UnionCommunicationsOffice.
Communications Office
The views expressed within the
paper are those of individual
authors, and do not necessarily
represent the views of the Editor,
the Editorial Board, the University
of Surrey Students' Union or the
University of Surrey.
This publication may not be reproduced in whole or
in part, stored in any form, copied or distributed,
without the express permission of the publisher.
All submissions must include the author's name
and Union or Staff Number. Submission is no
guarantee of publication.
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not
be published.
kets Hong Kong and Macau reverting
to Chinese rule.
However, in last Saturday’s elections
the pro independence Democratic
Progressive Party swept dramatically
to power. The United Sates also sup-
ports some autonomy for Taiwan.
The US once ‘defended’ the country
by positioning an aircraft carrier near-
by during Chinese military exercises
in the area. Richard Holbrooke, the
American ambassador to the United
Nations has recently been in the
region, speaking to both sides.
Tang Jiaxuan, China’s foreign minis-
ter told him "If the US side is bent on
engaging in confrontation, the
Chinese side will take it on and fight
to the end.” He reiterated the ‘One
China’ policy that demands Taiwan
return to the fold.
Holbrooke reassured Jiaxuan that the
United States" stand for, the 'One
China' policy, peaceful cross-strait
dialogue, and the peaceful resolution
of the problem."
The Chinese President Jiang Zemin
told the Taiwanese President elect,
Chen Shui-bian "The 'One China'
principle must first be recognised,
and under this prerequisite, every-
thing can be discussed,"
Chen Shui bian had called for a
peace summit, and said he was will-
ing to talk about any relationship
issues. He added however that
Taiwan should be seen as an equal
and that the ‘One China’ ideal must
be dropped first.
News Editorial
In the last Barefacts of the year I'd
like to say two big thank yous. The
first goes out to the entire BF team for
making the paper such a good prod-
uct and place to work this year. It
down to you that we have the best
setup of the past 3 years. Next year
promises to be even better, building
on that success. It’s great to be play-
ing a part.
The second credit goes to the Ocean
Delight chip shop, whose weekly
spring roll and chips gave this News
Editor the time and energy to keep
tapping out the words for you, the
readers this year.
Cheers all!
James (anyone wanna help write the
news next year??!!)
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1999
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Dear Barefacts,
Just a short note to say how good last
Thursday night was in the Union.
For those who missed it, “Whoop it up”
showcased the talents of Andy Morris (Kiss
100FM) alongside others from the Whoop
Records stable. Superb music - another
cracking excuse to large it mid-week!
With it being Thursday night, it was always
going to be difficult to sandwich it between
Outrage and FNO and expect a large
turnout. I hope this doesn’t put you off run-
ning similar events in the future especially
as it adds to the variety of music and enter-
tainment on offer.
Helping to make the Union a focus for stu-
dent entertainment throughout the week can
only be a good thing for UniS.
Great Stuff!
Name Supplied
Dear Barefacts
We’re not sure if it’s our imagination, but the
staff of the Accommodation seem to have a
lot nicer since this time last week .. is this a
coincidence we ask ourselves? Or does it
prove the power of protest? We shall see...
Yours sincerely,
Two Not Quite So Disheartened Students
3
Dear Barefacts,
MOTION
Over the sea of semen that is your average pump-action-
power-house of a night out at the Union, Motion has acted as
Dear Barefacts, a lighthouse guiding students willing to actually open their
eyes and look for it, to an evening of quality. Managed by a
I just thought I’d write in to say what an excellent night Wednesday night in third year (so it’ll continue next year) and manned by a group
the Union was. After the last time “Teen Spirit” played the union, I didn’t quite of final years, Friday week 9 will be the last for this academ-
know what to expect. Security that time had been somewhat heavy handed, ic year. For the final years involved-their last ever.
attempting to break up anything that might have looked as if someone was
enjoying themselves. This time however, security was fine. They allowed us It was never expected to be a great feat, but to those who
all to bounce around, and generally kick the crap out of each other without appreciate, hell, NEED jazz-laced groove and techno-funk on
interfering, letting us all have a great time. a voluptuous back-drop of deep house, seemlessly mixed
and faultlessly delivered, then Motion was that emergency
It’s about time security realised that with music like this the crowd will get box of fags you’ve just found after you realise you’ve run-out
active, and let us get on with it, like in most venues. I’m glad they finally have. and One-Stop is shut.
I hope we can finally start getting more bands like this. The heavier, the bet -
ter!!! Granted, they were far few and far, far between, but the
Cheers for a great night, nights put on rocked the Helyn Rose bar, left the crowd
shouting for more and unwittingly put the backs up of some
Tristan O’Dwyer, Physics Placement Student very tense and angry security staff.
Dear Barefacts, Engineering (among others), I was Yeah, this is just a laudation to Motion, really (as if you had-
stunned rigid when I discovered n’t guessed). Brought to you by professionals the secret of its
Just a quick letter to complain these people can’t even tell the success has been its quiet confidence.
(again, sorry guys!) about Union time. It wasn’t even 10:25pm and I
staff on the counter last FNO (17th was charged the £3, as if it was So keep your eyes peeled (Motion know they’re good so they
March). gone 10:30pm. THICK AS SHIT! I don’t have to shout about it) for Friday week 9 and next
know it’s only a Pound, but to me in year’s events. Unis students, support Motion, ‘cos you don’t
Having almost a 100% attendance particular, it was a lot of my budget know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone...
G. Matthews
record for both Wednesdays and that night. How many others do they
Fridays, I obviously enjoy these do this to? Where does this extra
evenings. I wasn’t impressed, how- cash go? Does it pay for those crap-
ever, when a very generous friend py sweatshirts? Dear Barefacts,
of mine offered to pay for my
entrance got promptly rejected. As for the rest of the staff that night, We are writing to express our sheer disappointment in last
Thursday’s attempt to “whoop it up” at the union. Not to put
What’s the problem? Money is good job!
too fine a point on it, it was utter pants!
money! A calm and collective J.D., the Loon
Supreme, The J-Team.
If that wasn’t bad enough, what fol- Having found out earlier that week of this un-event, we actu-
ps - Comedy night on Monday 13th, ally found the idea of having the union open late on a
lowed was plain ridiculous! Being a
University of Science, Maths and excellent night, good one Union! Thursday a fresh approach - and possibly an event of some
potential.

Dear Barefacts
I am a final year writing to generally
complain about the mastermind behind
the University’s aims to maximise stu-
dent debt.
I would like to offer my services to the
University as a paper supplier as clear-
ly they have no appreciation of the
market rate for paper. Paper is virtual-
ly worthless in the shops, and I’m sure
with their buying power it’s even
cheaper, so I’d like to know why the
Uni. has to charge such a bloody
expensive tax on printing costs? I’m
quite happy to undercut the Uni’s
paper suppliers if it means I can clear
my student debt, but what do we get
for our 4p a sheet, this week I have
noticed our printers have twice packed
up, the printer on the right is a sadistic
bastard as it always paper jams when
I print out vital coursework, and on
Friday it had a low toner. Maybe I’m
the only one, but for my 4p a sheet I
expect that woman in computing ser-
vices who looks like the lovechild of
Barbara Windsor and the sadly late
Rod Hull to personally lap dance my
printing over to me. This would be
funny, except that the computing ser-
vices staff , seem to be to busy check -
ing their email and laughing at the
bloke in their office with a rat on his
head, to notice that we have course-
work deadlines, and to get better
marks, it would be of considerable
benefit to have an affordable, well
maintained, reliable service.
While I’m having a moan I’d like to
generally have a go at the general high
prices of the university. One Stop is
appropriately named as it’s the amount
of times anyone who intends to shop
there will visit it. It is a disgrace that
what can be a vital supply for lecture
break mars bars is run on such an
unethical profit at all costs manner,
supported so badly by vending
machines, that like the coffee they pro-
duce literally take the piss.
I would like to know how the union has
gone bust. What about those 5 pound
“no difference” Friday nights out, when
we pay an extra 3 pounds for an imag-
inary live act , or the expensive drinks
in the bars, apart from the pound beers
which I can only guess cause financial
trouble as they’ve mistakingly been
using mineral water to them water
down. What did the people who,
against my advice, get for paying 20
pounds for the charter ball, the chance
to dance under the weeks compost in
Haris Bar, while being promised the
promised land of Steve Lamacq?
It’s certainly being well spent on secu-
rity. I noticed how well hidden they are
around the dark routes home from
Tesco’s, they’re so well hidden it
seems they’re not there, obviously
signs of a good job, and money well
spent, I know that the university However, to our shock, having paid our £3 (why was it more
finance department can sleep at night. expensive than a Wednesday night? Is it because of the
It’s great to know that they can afford
board-looking DJ’s on the line-up??), we were confronted by
to protect us there as well as point - a near-empty union. How could this be allowed to happen?
lessly keep checking our campus Probably due to the total lack of advertising for the event. And
cards in the AP every two hours (even
to make things worse, half the people there were slowly
though I’ve never seen them do any - falling asleep as we were getting bored to death by the mind-
thing to anyone who hasn’t got theirs). less trance being whispered out of the speakers.
The University’s pricing strategy has To be quite frank, next time the union decides to plan such a
been getting worse for ages, and it tragic night, let us have a go on the decks - we couldn’t be
shows how bad it is that the Library is any worse that’s for sure!
even getting away with double charg-
Yours (slightly annoyed),
ing for double sided printing, I wouldn’t
be surprised if the Uni. has looked for The G.C.R. Boyz.
a way to charge us for the air we
breath in our rooms (maybe it’s includ- P.S. This shouldn’t happen again as everyone should soon
ed in our rent, with an allowance for be listening to the brilliant Double-D show (Tuesdays 5-7pm)
the polluting effects our farts have on and the notorious J-Team (Thursdays 9-12pm): both exclu-
the wallpaper), although maybe its a sive to 1602am G.C.R.
way to pay for the librarian who sits on
top of the new library lift and tell you P.P.S. Dont worry Kam - your wicked Wednesday nights are
what floor you are now on. (Well,
still unrivalled by any other union night - just keep us happy
what’s the other difference to it, apart by pumping out “Set you free” from time-to-time. Cheers
from the cheap mirror and the tacky mate!
logo on the back?)
This university’s pricing policy is a dis-
grace, and one I’ll be happy to leave in
a few weeks, although looking at the
cost of my graduation suggests that
the
Uni. is trying to break the record for the
number of students that will get
screwed in one night.
From a much-poorer-than-necessary
student

If you want to write an article, a round of of what your department,

club or society has been doing this year - or dabble into the realms
of writing for a magazine, 5XH will be out again after Easter.

Please email barefacts@surrey.ac.uk with any articles as soon as

possible!!
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Dear Mr. W, you have waited until week 9 of the never satisfy you; the concept of a
(I believe a little courtesy is essential, second semester to air your con- review is inherently opinionated. The
as I try to follow the standards set in cerns. Why not have contributed to lyrics quiz has no judgement in it, but
the journo fraternity) the debate when Barefacts had this may not be diverse enough for your
sort of criticism aimed at it earlier in tastes. I do it for fun, I hoped you
As an integral part of the Barefacts the year, and why not offer some con- could too.
editorial team, (we refer to ourselves structive advice? We are novices,
as an editorial team because we albeit naively diligent, and without I cannot concede that the student
Dear Barefacts, As for all that business of the determine, create and lay up a week- prior media experience. population is made from “poor bas-
paper being written by us, the ly publication) I feel that I have a right tards” who are terrorised by BF. At
I’m not even going to bother students ourselves, surely it to respond and defend myself. If you could have helped make BF worst, we are indifferent toward BF, at
with the niceties that are sup- shouldn’t be solely based on better in any way we would have best appreciative of at least part of it.
posed to be associated with such articles, and an editorial I take exception to the implication that gratefully accepted the support. We I doubt any edition of BF will please
such a mail as this - I will sim- team, such as you call your- a majority of front-pages are made can see our failings, but if no-one else anybody entirely, including myself.
ply get off my chest what I feel selves, should have back-up up, having been directly involved in is prepared to guide us or support us There are sections that try to cater for
I have to and leave it at that. stories etc... most of them. I can assure you that how are we supposed to be anything many different tastes and interests. I
the Paddington train crash, an but our mediocre selves? And do you see the typical BF reader as an indi-
Put quite simply - barefacts is alas, no. adjourned tribunal involving the uni- propose that because we cannot be vidual that brings his own expecta-
and always has been during versity and abysmal Union club amazing, we shouldn’t be trying? I tions to each edition. Only through
this academic year a com- I’m sure there will be some finances are far from products of our fully reject such a defeatist and elitist the blandest of topics can we find
plete nonsense, bordering on witty comment about this at imaginations. approach to a student participation common ground for the diversity of
a complete disgrace to the some point, either in a per- paper. the populous here are UniS.
‘journalism’ fraternity. In the sonal reply, or a more general Neither do I consider the articles on
rare cases where headlines attempted humiliation, but genetic engineering, the rise of Neo In reference to the music section I Overall, I resent the implication that
haven’t been ‘made-up’ that doesn’t bother me - I’d be Nazism in Europe, homophobia in the hope you have noticed that, far from we aren’t good enough, when we are
(Janet??? flying saucers?? willing to bet a fair proportion media or harsh accounts of rape and trying to be credible, I give the mater- a small team of volunteers doing what
come off it, Andy), the report - of everything I own that most safety issues as student-directed ial I believe to be impressive or we can to meet a huge remit: to
ing has been poor, with the people think barefacts is a far reporting, aimed at getting a cheap appealing higher marks than the inform, entertain and encourage a dif-
usual round of student-direct - cry form what it was last year, laugh. material I perceive as unimaginative, fracted and heterogeneous reader-
ed jokes (drinking, shagging when it was under the control generic or downright useless. If you ship.
etc.) prominent in order to get of a better, more approach- Furthermore, if the standard has been are looking for unbiased assess -
a few laughs and a general able and funnier editor. so low I am almost disappointed that ments, then a review section will Honey Barter Godfrey (Political Ed).
theme of ‘sub-standard’ arti-
cles all too apparent. I think you get the message, “backup” stories if we have than welcome to join them the message, and quite
and to be quite honest, I
Dear Rich,
As with every letter that a shortage of articles. In and write an article of your frankly I don’t care what
An obvious effort has been doubt you care...off you all go fact some editions have own. Also, the Janet story you think.
into the big wide world to ter- comes in to BF, I appreci-
made in the music section, ate that you take time to been solely written by the was not made up by him,
reviewing albums that no-one rorise some poor bastards out editors. We try to cover a we just covered it as it hap- My time at BF has provid-
there with your wonderfully read the paper, and even
has a clue about who in god’s more time to write a letter broad range of news items pened, as many students ed me with some fab addi-
name (or Allah, whatever) the diverse music tastes and to and good features, and if wanted to know what was tions to my CV, some hilar-
stick up Janet signs in order to us, albeit slating our
bloody artist is anyway, all in they happen to cover top- going on. The flying ious Tuesday nights and
to make some facile com- hard work. Although the
an effort, you feel, to make editors do not normally ics such as “shagging and saucers story was stupid some really good friends.
the reviewer’s look cool ‘cus ment. drinking”, then that is yes, but it was in the Rag As for you, at least by writ-
reply to letters, there are a
they know about someone few things I feel have to be because students write Week edition, and I pre- ing your letter you have
no-one else knows about. I, however, will simply be car- articles about these things sume we are allowed a proved that you read BF,
rying on my degree, hoping said in response to yours.
This must reflect the editor’s Firstly, none of us are jour- to give them and their sense of humour! which is, after all, our main
musical tendencies...where for something better form the friends a laugh. Barefacts aim.
student newspaper next nalists. It is not possible to
were the other reviews of isn’t about reporting up to If you think that last year’s Good luck in the rest of
year...let’s face it, it can’t get study journalism at this
unplugged, for instance? university, or even English, the minute news and editor was “better, more your degree, and maybe
apart from the editor’s own worse. lengthy Guardian-style approachable and fun- try contributing to BF next
so we cannot be expected
‘glorious return’, as I believe features: it is written by nier”, then maybe you year, where you could per-
Rich W to be fantastic reporters of
he probably put it himself, a national newspaper students for students and should go for the role of haps make all the differ-
nothing - yeh, very represen- standard. However, we are covers many aspects of VP Comms. and Marketing ence.
tative. all doing degrees, yet we university life. when you have a free year,
still give up Tuesday nights and work a really really Regards,
to sit for hours sifting As for your rather personal long week, and still com-
Dear Dick (Richard W) through loads of articles attack on the editor, the plete all of the other points Keren Eales
written by keen students. music section is not written on the job description as (Deputy Editor)
by him and does not cover well as being BF editor,
Taking on board your personal attack of BF, it is obviously “only his music tastes”. It is and see how you do.
something which you feel very strongly about and to give up As you mention, we do
actually have so-called written by several stu-
your precious time to write such a long letter we feel honoured. dents, and you are more Yes, thank you, we do get
We may not invoke in you the personal satisfaction that you get
from reading a newspaper, but may I suggest that if this is the
Dear Richard, UFO. He is of course now in a men- ging you off and making references
case then you go out and buy one.
tal institution but he honestly did to your sadness.
May I enquire as to whether you are believe that was the truth at the
Reading your lengthy attack of BF, one thing springs to mind
perhaps mildly put out by a lack of time. To be honest, as a final year with a
and that is you seem to READ the paper and this just proves
reviews regarding your own I would personally agree that at dissertation due in very shortly, I
that we are doing something worhwhile with our spare time. times BF is shite, but then I feel jus- don’t give a flying fuck about the
You may have a personal problem with the editor but it is very unplugged performances? If this is
the case then I suggest you consid- tified in having this opinion as I actu- measly opinion of some over-confi-
petty to extend this dislike to everything he does and not just
er getting a life. Also, if you don’t like ally do put quite a lot of work into dent little prick.
BF and unplugged. (If you so wanted to be mentioned in the producing it.
review then you should have said so.) Your nasty comments the articles we’ve written, write your
own. It is all very well for everyone If you don’t like the paper, DON’T
bring a second point to mind, have you ever come down to the
to slag us and BF off, but how much This is perhaps trying to be the witty READ IT. Perhaps you should chan-
office to see what goes on... I think not!
of your (not so) free time have you comment that you anticipated in nel your energies into becoming a
given up on a regular basis in order your letter, but to be honest you six-speed man (oh, another in-joke!)
Everyone is all too quick to slate BF when very few realise how
to produce a FREE weekly paper? deserve it. You may not have time to with a more satisfactory way to
hard it is to produce BF. We are all students who contribute
come and help us on a Tuesday relieve your pent-up frustration than
and produce BF in our spare time as well as doing our course- evening, but the Barefacts meeting in writing nasty letters to us.
work, going out, revising etc. That is, a free weekly paper which
YOU obviously read, since you on a Monday night is advertised
appear to have committed to memo- every week in the paper and it is Best regards,
If you dislike the disputed content of the paper so much, then open to anyone who wishes to air
may I suggest that you spend your free time more construc - ry a number of our past front page
stories. As for the chosen subjects their opinion. if you had come along One of the editorial team
tively and submit some articles or become part of the BF team.
being facile, what else do you and shared your views with us, then
It is obvious that you have a lot of pent-up frustration and
expect when no-one sends us any- perhaps we would have been able P.S. Many thanks to everybody who
instead of taking it out on us, may I suggest that you go and to produce a paper to your liking, has supported us throughout the
have some sex... and then maybe you and your narrow mind thing and at 4am in the morning we
are trying to think of things to amuse instead of leaving it to the last issue year, be it through submissions,
will be able to appreciate the in-like sex jokes!
you? At least, we find them amus- of BF for this academic year when praise or constructive criticism. We
ing, but then we are obviously not as all we can do is reply in this manner. couldn’t have done it without those
An offended editor
up our own bums as you are. of you who care.
I also feel that at least two of the
If you have an article you would like to place For your information, the headlines other editors have replied to your
in 5XH - email it to barefacts@surrey.ac.uk have never been made up. The points very succintly and I therefore
Editor really did think that was a have no problem with merely slag-
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I saw you on the Tube today
I saw the back of your head
And my heart leapt
And the world stopped
And for a second, everything was
alright again
Then you turned your head
And it wasn’t you at all
And it hit me all over again
That kick in the stomach
That dreadful sick feeling
That you didn’t want me
How could I have thought that this
person was you?
You were so perfect
Your funny nose
And the curls in your hair
They were all that I wanted
They were what I needed
But life must go on
But inside I am dead
My Straying Thoughts
There’s nothing in my head!
(though my brain would not agree)
Yet I do feel so brain-dead,
and my brain just fails to see.
I try to comprehend sums of a math textbook,
as my seat grows warm and my tea turns cold.
But the page remains unturned, it’s meaning
untold;
as all my mind has left me is a lost blank look.
I furrow my brow and summon all my will.
Mentally I tell my temperament to still.
And as my will erodes until it’s almost gone,
my mind sneaks back somehow to force a teary
yawn!
I grow tired of this game as my cup tires of tea;
adding insult to injury, now my kidneys threaten
me!
T’was in the quiet of the loo, disturbed only by my
release,
that I felt relief flood my mind and set it back at
ease...
5
Inertia
“The thing is” she said, “it’s the inertia, the way his bright eyes laugh at me when I’m
eating my coffee. It’s not that I’m hurt by his feelings towards me but there’s an affec -
tion there that I can’t picture or even fail to understand.” Her hair was pushed forward
to cover the bruises on her cheeks and the smudges of mascara betrayed the façade
of her ostensible nature. I lit up a cigarette and sat back, absorbed in my own melan-
choly, unaware that I was not helping.
“Yesterday I sold my collection you know. Couldn’t buy a meal from this money I
made from it but it reminded me too much of the way we were, trying to break away
from the troubles of our pubescent lives and grow up before we had a chance to be
young.”
She said “Young girls are enchanted by older men but a real woman seeks the
vibrancy of an immature and immature partner.”
I said “Is that why you left me?”
Her eyes raised to meet mine in a distant stare. “I’m leaving him this time. His
thoughts are governed by the beer stains of his youth, the alcoholic remedies of the
past which are far too shallow...”
The transparent glow of her confusion was warming to me as I felt a show of ascen-
dance. “Do you love him?” I asked.
“Maybe, maybe I don’t know what love really is.”
I couldn’t answer that one. “Do you think we were in love?” I answered. I considered
the imperfections of her replacement.
“Tonight I’ll find a new man,” she said (completely ignoring me). “Someone naïve,

Faith in Chaos Rrrrespect! impressionable and I’ll treat him like men have treated me.”

Respect, The distant sound of a future happiness was all too faint. My mind began to wonder
To comfort order my only goal Is a funny thing, again while she took refuge in happy thoughts of the past.
To nurse the sorrow of a lonely soul If you don’t have any
People give it to you.
A precious moral in an open mind
The answers I seek I will never find Respect, And tell people how you’re oh so per-
Is a strange thing,
To picture beauty in thoughtful truth If you have it, (As) If Kittens Were Tigers verse,
To model the world in physical proof You get none. (Angeldust, March 2000)
We seem to know more yet we’re further behind You change your tunes,
Respect, You dye your hair, And buy a board,
The answers I seek I will never find Is a character flaw,
Respect, And wear a chain, And learn to play a powerchord,
Is the eighth deadly sin. Then give yourself a trendy name,
To harbour disorder, rejoice in the storm
To have faith in chaos, so fruitful and warm But though you may try,
Respect, You think you’re deep, And do your best,
Nothing will matter, empty your mind Is not my friend. And write long verse, You’re really no different from the rest.
The answers I seek I will never find.
Matt.

Life on the Outside Smash And Grab

Company: Heartland
Job: Sales Team Support &
Website Development
Cast: Mark Waters - Manager
Dennis Jones -Website
Manager
Continued from last weeks Barefacts...
Week 33
After recovering from last week’s booze
cruise, we returned to the coal face for
another week. March however is a slow time
for the department and there is not that
much to do, a situation I notice isn’t mirrored
at Surrey!
I am trying to use this lax period to its best
advantage. I’m concentrating on doing train-
ing courses and asking questions about
things that have so far eluded me.
I’ve taken lessons in “Communication Skills
+ A Positive Attitude” and “Leadership
Methods”, as well as more technical class-
es.
I also asked my salesman mentor to explain
Heartland’s sales strategy. We spoke for
over an hour and I was very much enlight-
ened. I now have list of further questions to
pose him!
The website project took yet another knock
this week however. Dennis Jones, the over-
all manager of the region’s special websites
has been moved. He has been replaced but
it still leaves me more isolated than ever.
The initiative needs more co-ordination,
resources and authority behind it than I am
in a position to give. There has still not been
a response attempts at getting a manager
here in London to take on the responsibility.
I am afraid that the whole project will col-
lapse as soon as I leave. In a bid to prevent
that, I have appealed to my manager, Mark
Waters for help.
As this is the last Barefacts of the year, this
is also the last diary of Life on The Outside.
My placement has been an amazingly var-
ied experience. It’s been tremendous and
taxing, fun and fatiguing, educational and
enduring, strenuous and satisfying, puzzling
and profitable. - And there are still 4 months
to go!
I intend to discover much more in that time
but so far I have already learnt about: e-
business, the banking and finance industry,
team working, customer relationship man-
agement, the future of computing, use of
business partners, selling methods, prioritis-
ing, organising events, audio visual presen-
tations, measuring performance, communi-
cating, how to train others, management
methods, accepting/declining responsibility,
numerous computer programs and dozens
of other titbits.
I hope I’ve given you an insight into Life on
The Outside. It’s a wonderful world out there
- you just have to make sure you get what
you want out of it. The very best of luck to
you all, whether you are soon to go on
placement or graduating completely - show
that world the pride of Surrey!
THE END
Always thought your boyfriend was a jerk,
Put you through Hell and the pain of birth,
Left your face twisted, a bloody mess,
A mangled wreck as the result of his hate,
Took you away from friends and family,
Is his behaviour indicative of insanity?
Every single the same apologies,
But these actions they never cease.
Once again you lie in a hospital bed,
If you don’t leave you’re going to end up dead,
He’s got no soul like a part played by Yule Brinner,
Reminds me of guests on Jerry Springer,
I think he belongs in a circus freak show,
Or at least somewhere he is on the end of the blows,
Has lost the faculty of consciousness?
Because I’m sure his brain is just biological waste.
I pray to god that you never wed,
Because if you do you’ll need a drip to be fed,
How do you put up with his abuse?
Apart from regression to become a recluse,
I wish I had the guts to take revenge,
To finally call a halt, bring it to the end,
I’ve seen the photos of all the scars,
The consequence of his nights at the bar.
At last the prophecy’s come true,
You’re lying still and your body’s blue,
Maybe at last you can rest in peace,
But that’s unlikely because he’s still walking free,
Maybe one day he’ll admit his lies,
Finally come clean and face his own denial,
There’s just one joy that could make me cry,
That’s when I hear the news that he’s died.
Da’ Soak
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The Biggest Personals Section - Ever
Submit your personals via the BF website or by emailing barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
pam & kettle - sports monster will
avenge the human graffitti...
anne - be more gentle with chunky
next time
louis in thieving comedy of ducky's
date - another picard score for stevie?
geez your mom - when nige says geez
your cash point
happy birthday lou - let's hope the
mechies do you proud again - civ eng
ball's a hard one to follow!
engineers in skirts - never!
no offence axey, but i don't fancy
friends of yours such as myra, fred,
ian, hannibal, jack, chucky, steve or
grim knocking at 3am next year, wanti-
ng to borrow a shovel!
happy birthday vic !!!!!!!!!x moo moo
wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble!
yes can i help you!
claire yes you can play with mr t but
leave the ponies alone!!
did you know that i got three tea tow-
els......
ladies hockey - congrats for the week-
end - ben mac
matt you smell nice! hows ap!
did you know that i got three tea tow-
els......
clumpy janus - hope you never have
an 'accident' ever again
h.p.- "when do you know when water is
boiling?"
where has ssq gone to????
bonjour rids!!!! congratulations! maybe
i should be doing this all in french!
keep it up girl!
debs, what happened at cindy's, and
does your bloke know?
congratulation to the stingers who won
the plate. we're gonna miss some of
you guys next year. it won't have the
same tacky quality.
you broke our strimmer you bastard!
its snack time for the strimmer destroy-
er.
way to blow chucks, sponge boy. any-
thing left of the garden ?
to the short girl in the shop - the guy
with columbo hair likes you! from cupid
short pretty girl in shop - the guy who
buys donuts and has columbo hair
likes you - from cupid
for a minute in cathedral court 3b we
felt myles away
beauty, beast??? roarrrr!
maths chicks, get your pi (squared)'s
out.
sometimes cbear, having a nice arse
isn't enough!!!
see l dreams do come true!!!(when
your drunk)
alys: wheres my mobile!!!
congats vanessa on submitting your
thesis. fancy a tequilla?
992
dear strawberries and cream boy.... or
are you a man?????
puffy, how do you eat yours?? fried
breakfast my love? bunbun
glad you didn't have to use the sick
bowl bergie!!!!
damo, take me spain, portugal, florida,
paris, new york or bognor regis!!
da, i love you!!!! ma (that'll get 'em
talking)
puffy, i love you!!!! bunny (that'll get
'em talking)
for the last time i'm not a slag (girls my
phone number is 0795.....)
76 days to go gang!!!! l, l, d, h!!!
bunny take your books back on time
!!!! love m xxxx
i see you baby, shakin that ass!! - kano
to emma! here's your personal!
sabbs - thanks for being so great this
term; love you all too. saz
jo n - happy birthday!! (ok it's early but
this is the last bf!!)
the last bf...??!! never found the valen-
tine did i noel? sbf
anna, i've got your ring and you can't
have it back until you come to
union! see you on friday! :)
does anyone remember jamie and his
magic torch?
hurumph! it's so stupid what and who
gets me down, i don't want to be this
way anymore.
kaos, i never thought i'd see the day!
well done and the best to you. i'm real-
ly pleased for you :). tigger.
offers left, right and centre! and you
f*$^@%g complain?!!! grrrrr.
my name is mud! :o(
i'm a tiger here me roar!!
rrrrrrrrooooooooooaaaaaaaar-
rrrrrrrrrrrrr!
god dammit rachael i love ya! (batman)
listen to the two dee's on the double d
show 1602 gcr every tuesday from
5-7. big up to the main man cam and
the j-team!!
j-team music comin' straight at ya, with
me j.d., the loon supreme, and the
main man mr tea!
do you smoke spendley?
when the crowd say fox select her!!
i love annie lennox!!!
k mr tea's fox, i say i don't give a
damn so stop all the tony's.
hi badooms' friend!
fancy a carling, darlin'?
to da house 21: we are only having a
barry you know! oi bobby @ the union
- enough of that business sleaze (i
mean please!)!!
i spy da fox!!!
i spy the chops!!
believe it or not, surrey students, but
this campus has a radio station. don't
let it decay! try tuning in to 1602 am
gcr, especially on thursday nights
between 9 and midnight when the j-
team are on!
here me now! elvis lives!
spendley!! you've left your mask on
jimmy's wall!
harsh but fair!!!
i like trains!!!
hey axey - good job jimmy is going
soon 'cos he is fed up with the mud
and blood being rubbed into his carpet
on your way in from a late night
masacre session up round by the
cathedral....
please no body bags to be kept in the
spare cupboards in the house. cheers!!
pu-nany, pu-nany, pu-nany, with a little
bit of luck, we can make it through the
night!
oi cainey - when does your coaching
begin??
cockneys say: waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!
10:25pm friday night - £3 to get in :
how much?!?!?! surely you are on the
fiddle...
o'ight guvna! fancy cumin' down the
juica for a cupple o' jugs?!?!?
yes its 'hammer time' once again on
gcr radio and this tune goes out to da
pissies. give it up for; helen, spendley,
rickstar, alphie and jimmy.
evenin' lucy!!!
i love you anna!
u must have heard by now - but just in
case: listen to the awesome double-d
show tuesdays 5-7pm. pumping out the
best of 70's/80's/90's : only on 1602am
g.c.r.
to bobby & barry - it mings like fish but
tastes like chicken : know what i
mean??
er, tim, the kitchen is not the place for
your willy!
set you free!!!!!! cheers cam again for
the big shout out to the gcr crew....
don't smoke a pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe,
pipe, pipe, pipe......... i don't smoke the
chicken....
rich's dissertation is finished, so it's
time for some fun. 96% of all sex
offers guaranteed to be accepted on
the spot. contact ms61rp for further
details. rmp 2000!
the italian stallion (ms61rp) has
returned - you women are so damn
lucky! rmp 2000!
if you're at least a 'd' cup, please con -
tact rich on ms61rp asap for free mas-
sage & 'other' services. damn, i really
do love big breasts! rmp 2000!
congratulations to all management
studies final years for (hopefully) fin-
ishing their dissertations on time -
thank god for that!
rich perugi xxxx
: dear dawn. remember:".... all men
are bastards, ugly and old...."(except
the selected few of course!) love, beat-
rice xxxx
adam cheese. keep smiling! and not
too much beer on friday please... ;-)
fame! i'm gonna live forever..!!!!!"
don't stop me now, cos i'm havin' a
good time!"
will and ben - no more suicide bids
outside the union please.... remember
the car can"t see you in the dark!
love from your whores!!
do you want a weggie wopper
dawn?!?! or a hamburger - did you
know they sell them in mc donalds??!
a huge hello to all the ex-whores and
ex-aggies out there!!!! we love you
all!!!
who's up for street parties in worples -
don road next year?!?
ark at the price of cheese!
hey han hope that we will soon be 'dri-
ving that train' together again, miss
you loads, your best mate lou xx
mike, not impressed with the lovebite
you filthy hippy!
m. how's your 6 winch illy?!
oi! trauts features! the price of cheese
is up innit?
sarah, stop taking the piss!
big'ead, i love ya really!
pin boy, pigme, freak, menace, mims'
funny friend, sink boy....the list is end -
less!
mims, rids, v bird, sarah, l.mike love
ya all, thanx 4 being there!
emma and rich, walk like an egyptian.
miriam, its raining men...every speci -
men!
v bird, this old man, he came thrice,
stuck it in ur mouth, it tasted nice with
a niknak paddywak u gave the bone a
home left the old nurse and then came
home!
del bird love ya 2!
dont do anything i wouldnt do!(with a
frog as well!) 228
fireworks become symbolic on birth -
days!!!!!how? don't ask me. ask the ma
people.
if any of the climbing club would like
to borrow some high spec climbing
slippers please contact matt from nor -
way !
squash in the corridor is perfectly
acceptable on a wednesday afternoon.
after all it is set aside for sports.
who wants to be a millionaire ? well
you may have heard of me.
elena mou alright bird! who have you
been swindling this week?
instead of dying your hair try washing
it !
what happens when you dye grease
red ? it smells
50% of the floor is sociable. the other
50% is greek !
john, the corrs are sisters and you
should have been able to find that out
in your home the library.
jon you little welsh studmuffin the
women love you but we want to see as
much as the sheep sees.
spears 3 boys we wanna see more of
you. light on light off. p.s. keep off the
aerosols
raskalking & dr. dave (climbing doctor)
are bussing out the jams - watch that
wide load - every thursday, 19:00-
21:00, gucr 1602 and not a soft rock
ballad in sight, mate.
daffodils and long fingernails are not a
good combination in any bed. 'the
prize' is still up for grabs - it's a
rollover week!
briggsy boy needs to chunder ??!
quick get him the potty, quick !
durex says it all doesn't it ??!! be safe
rather than sorry
how's it hangin big boy, wagner !#??
nina a - do you know how beautiful you
are?
draper - start paying your debts or
we'll send cath after you........
hmmm, hands up if you think bolton's
cute ?! who would invite him around to
your house and cook him dinner and
give a nice pat on the head, ask lucy
who's that ally mcbeal look alike in sbs
look out for the stolen vehicle which
matches the
following description ( why on earth
someone would
want to steal it, remains a mystery)
1. dodgy old banger with a blue num -
ber plate
2. white stripes that are straight as
micheal barrymore
3. body work of car that is as 'volup-
tuous' as carol voderman.
4. usually seen racing on the a3 with
grannies driving caravans
5. can't miss it- nearly extinct
the return of the handbag lady ! m&s
bags are the fashion accessory of this
summer
g is for shirley.
And Finally - Geez - University
Security have it on Camera
Oi Andrews you shifty whore - your
supposed to leave the Union staff
alone until your sabb year!!!!!!
Here endith the first lesson.
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Rachel Stamp
The Freebutt, Brighton,
28/2/2000
It’s been many long years but finally
Rachel Stamp embark on a tour in
support of a whole album rather than
their continual string of trash glam sin-
gles. Brighton’s faithful are out in force,
drag queens, goths, and awkward
teens fill the tiny venue and the crowd
surge forward as the four piece take
the stage. Rachel Stamp are kings (or
queens depending on how
you look at it) of the chug-
gy powerchord verse fol-
lowed by anthemic chorus
and overblown solo. More
Kiss than Korn though the
makeup and fancy dress
cannot make up for their
main enemy, time. Singer
David may speak about
being glammed up in “I
Wanna Be Your Doll” but
it seems more relevant to
the raggy doll look he’s
acquired.
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Pop music on acid – probably a good way to
describe Ooberman’s musical angle, some of
you may remember their glorious appearance
one Sunday night in the Union last semester.
Tonight the five-piece play their debut London
headline gig at Madame Jo Jo’s in Soho; pos-
sibly one of the smallest venues in the world,
but still a very cosy atmosphere.
Straight into business then, as they come
onstage at the phenomenally early time of
8.30pm and launch an assault of their finest
guitar-injected, pogo-inducing melodies.
‘Blossoms Falling’ simply oozes with it’s glam-
orous, loved-up spring-time theme, ‘Bees’ is
maniacal, but extremely enjoyable, and ‘Tears
From A Willow’ shines in all of it’s zany, yet
meaningful “talking to the cows” magnificence.
The annoyingly good-looking front-man,
Danny Popplewell, is a superb entertainer, full
of enthusiasm and making the most of the tiny
stage when leaping around to the breathtak-
ingly note-perfect renditions of the Ooberman
back-catalogue. Whereas, gliding over the top
of each song are the angel-like vocals of
Sophia Churney (keyboards), without these
the set list wouldn’t be as striking or moving,
despite the electrifying live-atmosphere.
The slower wedge of the set is remarkable, a
heart-rending piano ballad called ‘Grey’, a del-
icate new acoustic number and a stirring rendi-
tion of ‘Danny Boy’ – marvellous stuff. And just
when the moment can’t get any better, it man-
ages the impossible as the
Lyrics Quiz
Lyrics Quizette; it’s the last one so a little self
indulgence is permitted.
1) I see everyone on a Friday night looking
for their little piece of honey to alleviate the
pain
2) I swore I would be true and honey so did
you
3) Honey, honey, come ride the DKNY
4) Get your rocks off, get your rocks off
honey
5) Honey suckle, she’s full of poison, she
obliterated everything she kissed
6) I drink the honey inside your hive, you are
the reason I stay alive
7) Who wants that honey?
8) I am just a fashion accessory
9) I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a godess on
my knees
10) I think sex is over rated too
Last Week’s answers
1) Will Smith - Boom shake the room
2) Snow - Informer
3) Vengaboys - Boom boom boom boom
4) Out here bros - Boom boom boom
most important Ooberman song, the magical
‘Shorley Wall’ engraves it’s presence into the
set.
After triumphant versions of ‘Stormtrooper’ and
‘Sur La Plage’ the gig is over, only one hour
long, but there are plenty of songs, each daz-
zling with their own, unique personality. And
after the band leave the stage (shaking the
hands of grateful fans on their way), there’s a
wonderful feeling in the air, it won’t disappear
for days to come. This is how all gigs should
be. Andrew Smith
GIG GUIDE
Most of these are ticketed, so ring and
reserve before you travel
Thur 23rd Beck @ Wembly
Sat 25thThe Rollins Band @ The Forum,
London
Sun 26th Macy Gray @ Brighton Centre
Mon 27th Cay @ LA2, London
Tue 28th Breakbeat Era @ Wedgewood
Rooms, Portsmouth
Wed 29th The Damned @ The Garage,
London
Thur 30th Pitchshifter @ Wedgewood
Rooms, Portsmouth
Sat 1st Sting @ Royal Albert Hall, London
5)
Eternal - Stay
6) Shakespeare Sister - Stay
7) Lisa Loeb - Stay
8) Aeorsmith - Don’t want to miss a thing
9) Travis - Tied to the 90s
10) Edwyn Collins - Girl like you
11) Boys II Men - End of the road
12) Mr. Big - The one who
13) Korn - Ass Itch
14) TLC - Waterfalls
15) Extreme - More than words
This week’s answers, cuz it’s the last week,
sob
1) Kula shaka - Hey Dude
2) Cranberries - Linger
3) Will Smith - Getting jiggy with it
4) Primal scream - Rocks
5) Hole - Celebrity skin
6) NIN - Closer
7) Pumpkins - Cherub rock
8) Manics - La tristesse durerra
9) Meredith Brooks - Bitch
10) Ugly kid joe - Everything about you
It’s been an experience, keep humming ...
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Albums
Albums &
& Singles
Singles Reviews
Reviews
bling light hearted jazz and some more
melancholic tunes and what I would call
Album Of The Week

Albums
V/A - The Million Dollar Hotel (Island)
Various offering from the talent music
industry for this soundtrack, many are
from Bono collarbrations including three
from U2. It s mix of laid back smooth
grooves from the elemnts of jazz to soul -
ful swing and the occasional rock ele-
mental. Even Milla Jovovich (model)
graces us with her vocal talent on
‘Satellite of Love’ which is sexy and sul -
try. Althougth the best track on the album
is definaltly ‘The Ground Beneath Her
Feet’ by U2, a glorious number. All in all
its a very talented soundtrack with the
likes of Daniel Lanois, Brian Eno and
Bono leading the way but iam afraid its
only really worth it if you into that matur-
ing phase. 6/10 K.M.
V/A - Ordinary Decent Criminal (origi -
nal soundtrack-Atlantic)
The film itself is set for release on Friday
the seventeenth of March. The sound-
track features songs by Brian Ferry,
Shack and Bis although Damon Albarn,
whoever he is , features the most. The
music on the track is varied, some bum-
some light hearted back round music.
Overall its pretty good, not exceptional
but the whole CD can be listened to no
problem, good mojo. 6/10 C.H
BROADCAST - The Noise Made By
People (Pomona)
Well to be honest this album seems to
have come straight out of another dimen-
sion. The ambience: “the past refracted
by the future, and the future imagined by
the past cryptically.?! The album is more
like tense jazz noir with waves of elec-
tronica coming and going. Real instru-
ments do play a large part here too.
Anyway the truth is this is sort of like
paranoid come down music so.. like I did-
n’t think it was that great. 4/10 C.H.
D.J. ASSAULT – Belle Isle Tech (Mo
Wax)
D.J. Assault is supposed to be the best
“Ghetto” D.J. on the Belle Isle in Detroit.
This album is a collection of the best
Detroit Ghetto tunes, as picked and
mixed by the man himself. If this is the
best, then I am NEVER going to Detroit to
hear the rest! But credit where credit’s
due, it is mixed very well. So well, in fact,
that the beat doesn’t stop (or change) for
the entire 72 minutes! This album would
be perfect for “boy racer” types who want
GINTARE - Earthless (infect-
ed)
This mademoiselle is appar-
ently hot shit in Lithuania
where she comes from and
where the KGB or ex KGB
escort her around. Truth is
she’s good, her music has the
a sort of Enya liquidity but defi-
nitely her own style, indeed
original it is. Her songs are
good, some a little slow for my
liking but good. 7/10 C.H.
t o
cruise around town in their converted
Renault 5’s with the windows down and
show off the bass on their stereo’s!
Comparing the first track and the last
track shows that he has managed to add
an entire three samples to the mix, and
this has taken him just over 70 minutes!
2/10 O.H.

FIONA PRINCE - High On You Again His voice is an annoying, grating mix
“Soulful guitar driven pop track ...” the press Liberty 37 – Revolution ( Beggars between Liam Gallagher and Billy Corgan,

release says which is a pretty good descrip-
tion. It sounds like a chart track which has
had the aggression removed, which makes
this a sad smooth track. 8/10 I.P.
COLDPLAY – Shiver (Parlephone)
Currently appearing on tour co-headlining
with Terris, Coldplay are a band to watch in
2000. They gained fans after their NME
Premier shows and deservedly so. Shiver is
the second single from the band and is an
epic track with Jeff Buckley-esque vocals
and melodic guitars. Indie-rock at it’s loveli-
est. 8/10 A.W.
QUEEN ADREENA - I Adore You (Blanco
Y Negro)
‘I Adore You’ releases the unexplicated
sounds of Katie Garside exquisite voice to
the nonchalant masses while the underlying
schizophrenic guitar sound feeds on the
mind. 8/10 K.M.
WILT – Radio Disco (Mushroom Records)
This is an up-tempo, toe tapping track with
infectious melodies. The band are already
gaining a reputation as a dynamic live band,
so comparisons with Foo Fighters and Bob
Mould seem justified. “Discos don’t make
much sense” to this Dublin trio. That suits
me fine – they do rock well enough. The
debut album is out later this year. I’ll look
forward to it. 8/10 A.W.
Single Of The Week
Banquet Records Ltd. )
Maybe you’ve seen Liberty 37 when they
played the Union a few weeks ago. The
Welsh foursome have released a new sin-
gle. The title track ‘Revolution’ rocks with
lots of guitars. The second song, an Xfm
acoustic session of ‘When we say’, is simply
beautiful. Next to those two songs you get
the videos for ‘Oh River’ and ‘When We Say’
on this single. 8/10 N.G.
RIGSBY – Mystery Machine (Flood)
No, it’s not about Scooby Doo, or Shaggy or
Thelma or the other two. Easy to listen to
and catchy as hell. I found myself singing
along after hearing it just once. The only bad
things that could be said about it, are that it’s
a bit long, and apparently it sounds like
Mansun. 7/10 S.B.
WORLD OF MY OYSTER - American
Soap Day (Phonologic)
The title track is like a cross between Space
and Auteurs. It has a certain amount of
quirkiness in the composition but its not very
upbeat. The other two tracks lose the quirk -
iness and definitely fall into Auteurs and
Smog territory. Good debut. 7/10 I.P.
FUNGUS – A Fan Club Would Be Nice
(Food)
The first time I listened to this song, I want -
ed to go up and punch the singer in the face.
but listening through this song a few times
has really made it grow on me. It’s incredibly
catchy, and so happy-go-lucky, despite the
fact that the lyrics are about a rich guy who
wants someone to notice him. When I heard
myself singing along to it I realised no other
style of vocals would work on the song. The
B-sides aren’t quite as catchy, but still quali-
fy as good Fungus songs. 6/10 O.H.
STROBE – Radiance (Fuofo Records )
‘Radiance’ sounds a bit disappointing, drift-
ing too much into mainstream. The second
song, ‘Adoration’, sounds better already. But
it’s the last song, ‘Symmetry’, that made
them win points, it’s the best song on this
single. 6/10 N.G.
LUKE SLATER – Body Freefall,
Electronic Inform (Mute)
Another record with synthesised robotic
speech…yawn. Slater’s original mix is
unfortunately a tiresome and jumped-up
Propellerheads clone. The Needle Damage
mix, however, is a pretty classy slab of tech-
no. Jon Carter doesn’t really make much of
an improvement in his remix, but the
Counterplan mix by Slam may well be more
successful. Not very innovative or exciting,
but in terms of overly-repetitive dance beats
it has it all. 6/10 L.A.
R.Kelly- Only The Loot Can Make Me
Happy (Jive)
The single features three new releases,
“Only the loot….”,”When a Woman’s’ fed
Up” and “I Can’t Sleep Baby”. These releas-
es come after his last platinum single “If I
Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time” so
smooth Mr Kelly who is extremely popular in
the U.S must be a happy chappy. I don’t
think its inspired any sort of enlightened ,
exceptional tracks as these featured here
are nothing special as far as I can tell.
Apparently the man is now working with
Michael Jackson so we will have to look out
for that one. 5/10 C.H.
Singles
the lyrically positive aggression that has
been the trademark of Henry Rollins for
more years than he would care to remem-
ber.. 7/10 A.D.
A.I.D.A. – Far and Away (Perfecto)
This is dire. Meaningless vocals over tired
beats and synths. Actually, it sounds like
they’ve taken a decent track like System F’s
‘Out of the Blue’, inverted it then hit the self-
destruct button. Its doing well with Dutch
DJ’s and it will almost certainly be big here,
but that doesn’t mean to say its any good.
2/10 L.A.
GERI HALLIWELL- Bag It Up (Emi)
A masterpiece of modern rock music, Geri’s
vicious swipe at gender politics and stereo-
typing make Kelis’ Caught out There, sound
like a children’s nursery rhyme.(Actually its
just bland, annoying, poppy wank, and
should be burned on sight. But we can
hope)1/10 S.B.
BIG RON – Let The Freak (Perfecto)
How to make a hit dance record: Steal the
chorus from an old song (e.g. “Relight My
Fire”), get someone to repeat the same line
over and over again on top of said sample
(e.g. “I need to know”) and get some friends
to make ridiculously long remixes that sound
exactly the same as the radio version but
last for an eternity and a half. Finally, get
signed to Perfecto and sell records by the
bucketload to people who wouldn’t know a
decent song if it dyed tiger stripes into its
head and danced to Shania Twain! -25/10
A.D.

ROLLINS BAND – Illumination

(Dreamworks)
DOVES – The Cedar Room EP (Heavenly) Hank Rollins returns with a new line up and
Re-released in time for their new debut album (‘Lost Souls), ‘The Cedar Room’ is Doves an abandoning of the blues based hardcore
of recent years. Whilst the Rollins Band’s
at full flight. Seven astounding minutes of pure emotion; thumping drums, sturdy vocals,
spellbinding pianos and a smattering of scrumptious guitar melody. So good it will make new direction is somewhat more direct than
you cry. 9/10A.T.S. previous recordings there is a distinct lack of
building up to a crescendo as was evident in
“Liar”. However, “Illumination” still retains
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23rd March 2000

PRESHA TOP TEN UK Garage Top 20 R&B/HipHop Top 20 Chart

(by DJ FD) (By SL: Innocence USSU, Urban Flex UHSU) (By SL: Innocence USSU, Urban Flex UHSU)

Artist - Song [ Record Label ] Artist -Song Artist - Song

1. Champion Sound -Q Project ( Bad Company
Remix) [C.I.A]
2. Virus 7 EP - Trance, Ed Rush, Optical [Virus]
3. Infectious - Cause 4 Concern [Cause 4 Concern]
4. Undiluted 5 - Brockie [White]
5. Timeless 5 - Total Science [White]
6. Downdiggy - 2xfreestyle (Brockie Remix) [2 Times]
7. Cause 4 Concern 3 - Cause 4 Concern [White]
8. Fish Tank - Moving Fusion [Ram]
9. Test Tube - Kermal & Rob Data [ Timeless]
10. Chronic 13 - Dillinja [White}
TOP TEN Alternative Anthems
(by Phonetic K, M.M.M, )
Artist - Song
1. Steps - Better the Devil You Know
2. Blur Song 2
3. Korn - Follow My Leader
4. Pitchshifter - Subject to Status
5. Stone Temple Pilots - Down
6. Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Love
7. Incubus - Privilage
8. Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla
9. Live - The Dolphin’s Cry
10. Queen Adreena - I Adore You
11. Slipknot - Wait and Bleed
1. Tee Bone/Kie/Sparkes – Fly Bi 1. Brandy Featuring Shaunta & Da Brat - You Don’t Know
2. Baby D – Fantasy (2-step rmx) Me REMIX
3. Sunship – Flowers 2. Amyth - 1,2,3
4. Dem2 – Destiny 3. Jamelia Featuring Beenie Man - Money
5. Zed Bias – Neighbourhood 4. Jagged Edge - He Can’t Love U [JD’s REMIX]
6. Huckleberry Finn – Funky London 5. Montell Jordan - Come Home
7. Another Level – Bomb Diggy (Bump&Flex Vocal mix) 6. Donell Jones – U know Whats Up
8. Donell Jones – U Know Whats Up (Boogie Boy rmx) 7. Eric Benet - Why You Follow Me
9. 702 – You Don’t Know (Earth series rmx) 8. Mary Mary - Shackles
10. Crissy D & Lady G – Girls Like Us (B15 Project ’99 9. Guy Featuring Fat Joe & Cuban Linx - Dancin’ REMIX
rmx) 10. Lynden David Hall - Forgive Me REMIX
11. Suburban Lick – You’re Mine (Zed Bias rmx) 11. Notorious – Notorious BIG
12. Gabrielle – Sunshine (Wookie rmx) 12. Q-tip – Breath and Stop
13. Craig David – Fill Me In 13. D.I.T.C. - Thick [Rockwilder Remix]
14. Artful Dodger feat. Romina Johnson – Movin Too Fast 14. Dead Prez - Lets Get Free
15. Zed Bias – Been Here Before 15. Montell Jordan - Get It On Tonite
16. ??? – Samz Tempo 16. Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott Featuring NAS, EVE & Q-
17. K-ci & JoJo – Tell Me Its Real (Club Asylum Steppers Tip - Hot Boyz
rmx) 17. Jeru The Damaja - 99.9%
18. Lynden David Hall – Forgive Me (Artful Dodger rmx) 18. Naughty by Nature - Jambouriez
19. Colour Girl – Can’t Get Used to Losing You 19. Snoop Dogg Presents Tha Eastsidaz - G’d Up
20. Artful Dodger – Soul Searcher 20. Puff Daddy Featuring Mario Winans & Hezekiah Walker
& The Love Fe - Best Friend
This week in Barefacts we have charts from the various music societies telling you
whats hot on the dance floors of the respective societies.
Thanks to Innocence, Presha & No Wave

This week’s reviews by:

Andrew Thomas, Andrew Smith, Natasha Gomes, Kevin Marston, Honey Barter
Godfrey, Rob Winder, Stuart Brown, Andrew Deegan, Anna Walker, Christan Hunter,
Owen Hazelby, Ian Purvey & Lucy Andrews

Review of “Roller Coaster”

by Chris Allen
Roller Coaster is a short novel about the teenage world of soft drugs, pubs, clubs, gigs,
supermarket jobs, festivals, college, angst, pregnancy, depression and romance. It is set
against the backdrop of the Britpop scene of 1996. The story is that of the main character
Ellyott Chambers whose best friend Colin has committed suicide and tells of his troubles to
come to terms with this. The reality of Ellyott’s situation is not revealed until near the end of
the book, the distractions (of going out and getting wasted) for Ellyott are the distractions for
the reader. There are around 30 characters, the scenes do not unrealistically only include
the main group. The book tells things the way it is in a street-talk prose, although some sec-
tions and chapters are written in a literary style. The main theme is to do with having noth-
ing to look back on in life and nothing to look forward to, although there are many themes,
mainly to do with being around that age of seventeen, that are explored.
Chris Morton

Week 9 - 22nd March 2000 - HRB

9pm -2am
100% House & Garage/UK Underground

DJs: SL, Reza, Smokey T, & London Pirate Radio DJ

MCs: Madhatta + guests
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Alan D. Roy Brightens Up The Week With The Best & Worst of
The University of Surrey Students’ Union Ents. Behold ..........
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23/03/00 11
NOTICES
NOTICES &
& AGMs
AGMs
AGMs & stuff With Fudge it won’t budge!!!

HAIRTEC
Guildford Campus Radio - 29th March, 6pm, HRB
Unplugged - 28th March, 6pm, HRB
Jewish Society - 29th March, 1pm, Grant Mitchell Room
ladies hockey club agm tuesday week9 8pm at the varsity
No Wave - 30th March, 7pm, Main Union 24 Madrid Road
Women’s football - 26th March, 3.30pm, Varsity Bar (01483) 440414
Jiu Jitsu - 7th May, 8.00pm, Campusport Centre Sports Hall
Mountain Walking (aka Hiking) - 28th March, 1pm, TB11

Reduced
Cricket Club - 26th March, 8pm, Campusports Sports Hall
Wing Tchun Kung Fu - 29th March, 5.20pm, Grant Mitchell Room, Student
Union
Jewish Society - 29 March, 1.00pm, Grant Mitchell Room, Students’ Union
Oscar Film Unit (to elect a new committee) - 28th March, 6pm, LT H. prices for
Women’s Rugby Club - 28th March, 6pm, Grant Mitchell Room
Riding Club - 29th March, 4pm, Grant Mitchell Room, Students’ Union Students
Tuesday’s -
Sub Aqua Club - 30th March, 7pm, TB14
electronic amateur radio society agm tuesday week 10 at 6pm in 13bb21
Mech & Mat Eng - 28th March, 1pm - 30 BC 20
Cheerleading
GameSoc
- 30th March, 7pm - LT D
- 26th March, 3pm - TB 10
Friday’s
Student Industrial Society - 30th March, 7pm - TB 18
inclusive
Men's Football AGM Surrey University
WIND BAND
Varsity Bar
Invites you to an evening of Lloyds
Monday 27th March (week 10) great music that is fun to Chemist
8pm hearand fun to play! Come
along to our concert on 28th
For more details please con- March at 7:30pm in Madrid
tact: ec61nw@surrey.ac.uk PATS Studio 1 FREE ENTRY The Astolat
EVERYONE WELCOME Road
Apollo Video Store x Newsagent

Sorry to those people who have sent

in pictures that didn’t make it in to
CoC - there will be a page in 5XH
hopefully so keep them coming
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Safe journey
home, boys!
Those were the last words heard by
the two teams that dared to take on
the might of the University of Surrey
Golf Team. The first unworthy oppo-
nents that fancied taking on last
year’s runners-up in the BUSA Cup
were the University of East Anglia.
Surrey’s first team that consisted of
Mark Booker, Ajay Patel, Richard
Caldwell, Neil Summers, Jamie
O’Doherty and Jon Holmes stepped
up to the tee with one point already in
the bag, due to East Anglia making a
small mathematical error, by turning
up with just 5 players! This meant that
yours truly did the honourable thing
and dropped himself and proceeded
to meander around the course casting
a watchful eye over the matches. To
be honest he might as well have left
all his team members behind as the
smallest win was 4 and 2 (4 holes up
with 2 holes left to play), and the
largest win was a perfect 10 and 8 (10
holes up with 8 holes to play), dished
out by our resident “Taff”, Jon Boy. So
the final score was an emphatic 6-0!
In the second round of the BUSA
knockout we faced Reading
University fielding the same team as
in the previous round. In order to get
all of our home advantage we cun-
ningly booked an early tee-off time of
9.30am, this meant that Reading had
to leave at 7.00am so that they would
avoid the rush hour traffic. Facing a
weary team, the first victory was to
arrive at the thirteenth hole with
Richard winning 6 and 5. Others fol-
lowed suit with Jon and Mark winning
easily. Ajay was determined to lose by
trying to miss putts, however he didn’t
try hard enough as he won 2 up on
the eighteenth. Neil and I dispatched
our opponents comfortably to leave
another University in Surrey’s wake
(6-0) as we cruise into the quarter-
finals for the sixth consecutive year.
Needless to say the boys were seen
staggering around the Union later that
night. I would just like to take this
opportunity to thank all the support-
ers, who came up to watch last
Wednesday and hope you can make
it again on the 3rd May.
Jamie O’Doherty (Captain) and
Ajay Patel (Vice Captain)
Annual General Meeting
The University of Surrey
TaeKwonDo Club is to
hold its Annual General
meeting on
Monday March 27th at
4pm
at Wates house
All members and current
club personnel are expect-
ed to attend as this is
when the chairperson,
secretary and treasurer
will be voted in.
5XH Magazine - Coming soon.........
Sporting Vernacular.
Thoughts related to ways to
keep fit so that I can still fit into
my Colour’s-ball dress after
Easter.
No.1 Trolley race. An old
favourite, not that hurtling down
Stag Hill in a trolley will keep you
fit, but running away from securi-
ty will.
No.2 Bowling. Has anyone ever
seen a single person playing
bowls on Twyford Court’s own
beautifully kept bowling green?
Why not take the opportunity
now that the weather is fine.
Play bowls on it, cart-wheel
across it, or simply lie in the mid-
Sunsail Regatta 2000
dle of it gazing up at the clouds, sure of the lift, however in an
and ask yourself, why is it here? attempt to lure students away
from the healthy benefits of the
No. 3 Live off campus. My only stairs the library installed a
form of exercise is to hurtle up brand spanking new lift. An eldo-
and down the Tesco’s footpath rado among elevatory equip-
on my bike, leaving a trail of ment. This lift has carpet on the
shopping students waving their walls (to prevent injury from
fists at me from the undergrowth unexpected turbulence?) a mir- Next
where they had dived for cover, ror at the back (so that you can Nationals.
the installation of new lights was inspect your spots on the way to
naturally very welcome as peo- level 4), and then wonder upon
Linds
ple can see me coming, (howev- wonder ….it talks! However it
er they are no bloody good did occur to me that in a building
unless you actually turn them where mobiles are banned and
on). talking is definitely frowned on, Date: Wednesday of Week 10
having a lift whose haughty
No.4 Walking up and down the tones can be heard ringing out
stairs in the library became a across an entire floor is com-
new form of keep-fit with the clo- plete madness. LE Place: Grant Mitchell Room,
Ski Club
Whilst the slopes of the Alps are glistening with
the spring snow and heaving with the throngs of
holiday makers pottering down the well groomed
pistes, the ski season back in England is drawing
to a close. The 4th and final round of the Kings
Ski Club Races, held at Wycombe Summit, saw
some of the best performances by the UniS Ski
Team in recent years. The final round saw teams
from universities across London and the South,
giving it there all in a closely fought battle for
places in the national finals. Having missed a cru-
cial race at the beginning of the year, Surrey’s
hopes of making the finals were slim to nil.
Determined to finish on a high, however, and
wanting to better last years’ position of 30th, both
Surrey 1 and Surrey 2 gave an impressive final
performance.
Both teams put in some first class races beating
the likes of Greenwich, Royal Holloway, Kent,
Southampton and just loosing out to Oxford in the
final race. Following the humiliation of Surrey 2
beating Surrey 1 in the third round, the first team
were able to save face by coming an impressive
6th place, a whole point ahead of the second
team in 7th place out of the 16 teams participat-
ing. Final positions in the London and Southern
League put Surrey’s teams in 12th and 13th
place out of the 30 entered, well above last years
final position of 30.
Yachties miss bottle of booze by one
point (bugger).
The Surrey Sailing team made it one
step nearer to the trophy table with a
pleasing 4th place in Sunsail’s corpo-
rate regatta. The idea of this compe-
tition was to have an opportunity to
try the new team against some tough
competition so that we could highlight
our weak points and build on team
work.
Sunsail obviously saw the students
coming (maybe our brand new
humungous ‘battle flag’ gave it
away), and it was with great amuse-
ment that on checking our boat’s
equipment we discovered that one of
our sails had been completely ripped
in two. Saturday’s racing produced
5th and 3rd places, a twisted jib,
some stray spinnekar sheets, a
dodgy start, and a few bruises, but
also a great sense of achievement.
We were making that boat move fast!
Sunday dawned sunny with a light
wind. All the boats had improved and
so we held much the same position in
the fleet while getting better all the
time. The first race saw an extremely
close start with a collision right in front
of us on the line. We gained 3rd place
finishing seconds before the boat in
4th . The wind died for the last race
and some sharp navigational eyes
and cheeky tactics helped us gain
several places by completely splitting
from the fleet, finishing in 4th.
stop….BUSA Yachting
RIDING CLUB AGM
Time: 4pm
Students' Union
For more info please contact:
ps81pb@surrey.ac.uk
Mountain Walking
(aka Hiking)
AGM week 10, 1pm TB11
Tuesday.
CRICKET CLUB AGM
Date: Sunday 26th March
2000
Time: 8pm
Place: Campusports Sports
Hall
For more info please contact:
Mark ec62md
GOLF CLUB AGM
Date: Week 10 Tuesday 28th
March
Time: 18.00 (sharp)
Place: Chancellors
For more info please contact:
Jamie on 07909 912570