APPLE OF DISCORD

CAST
Sofia Baja as the Narrator
Cristina Palmares as the Host
Katrina Esposo as the Reporter
Reicha Aumentado as Paris
Gabriel Gates as Paris' bull
Julia Cacho as Eris
Mitzi Pujeda as Aphrodite
Ashley Mendoza as Athena
Phoebe Sison as Hera
Isabella Ortiz as Queen Hecuba
Gabriel Gates as King Priam
Rashdi Laurente as the Bear
Katrina Salcedo as the Bear's translator
Kate Arevalo as Aesacus
Katrina Salcedo as Agelaus
Rashdi Laurente as Ares
Gabriel Gates as Zeus
Katrina Esposo as Hermes
Kate Arevalo as Girl 1
Katrina Esposo as Girl 2
Gabriel Gates as Boy 1
sfx - Katrina Esposo, Sofia Baja, Cristina Palmares
PROPS
curtains
red carpet
SCENE 1 (honeymoon) BG: ??
- table (at the right)
- chair
- books
SCENE 2 BG: ??
- table (at the right)
SCENE 3 (labor) BG: ??
- table (at the center)
- baby alive

SCENE 4
- ??
SCENE 5
- mount
SCENE 6
- ??
SCENE 7
- ??
SCENE 8
- ??

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PART 1: THEATER PLAY

Scene 1
Narrator: A long time ago in the city of Troy, there lived a
(Queen Hecuba wakes up from her dream panting and sweating)
(Queen Hecuba wakes King Priam up)
Queen Hecuba: My king, I had a mysterious dream about my
pregnancy.
King Priam: What happened in your dream, my dear?
Queen Hecuba: I dreamt that I gave birth to a flaming torch! Oh
baby it was so dark and scary (starts to tear up)
King Priam: shh baby (comforts Queen Hecuba) You might've had a
prophetic dream. I will consult Aesacus about this.
Scene 2
Narrator: King Priam then went to Aesacus, his son who was a
seer, to ask about the dream Queen Hecuba had.
(King Priam looks worried and frazzled)
King Priam: Aesacus, my son. (pats Aesacus on the back) Queen
Hecuba had a dream about giving birth to a flaming torch, what
could this possibly mean?! (Aesacus closes his eyes and starts
shuddering) (stops shuddering after 5 seconds) (has a paranoid
look on his face)

Aesacus: Your newborn son will be the end of Troy! He must be

killed to save our people! (King Priam faints)
Scene 3
Narrator: A few months have passed since then. Queen Hecuba is
now in the process of giving birth to her son, Paris. (Labor
scene for 10 seconds)
(Queen Hecuba holds Paris in her arms; King Priam is sitting
beside her)
King Priam: Baby, I know that it's hard but we have to do
it...... We must kill him to save Troy! (Queen Hecuba starts
crying)
Queen Hecuba: No! I can't do it, I can't, I just cant! King
Priam: Then we must ask someone to do it for us.
Scene 4
Narrator: King Priam then calls upon his chief herdsman, Agelaus,
to do the deed. (King Priam gives the baby to Agelaus with a
heavy heart, he even tears up a little)
King Priam: Make it a quick and painless death, please. (Agelaus
takes the baby from King Priam's arms and bows before leaving)
Scene 5
Narrator: Agelaus carries the baby to Mount Ida. He was having
second thoughts about killing the baby.
(Agelaus starts to play with the baby while climbing up the
mountain)
Agelaus: Aww you're so cute and adorable! (Agelaus then arrives
at his destination and tries to kill Paris with something idk
sword?? But he just couldn't BEAR to do it HAHAHAH)
Agelaus: I can't do this! (Looks frustrated)
Agelaus: I'll leave you here instead for I know that you wouldn't
be able to survive in this wilderness. (Agelaus leaves the baby)

Narrator: And so Agelaus left tiny Paris there, alone in the

wilderness, certain to perish.
Narrator: It was nighttime when a growling bear approached baby
Paris. (A growling bear approaches the baby. The bear looked like
she was about to eat the baby when Paris laughs cutely. The bear
cocks her head to the side and took the laughing baby in her
arms)
Narrator: She took pity on him and kept him safe throughout the
night.
Scene 6
Narrator: Agelaus returned the after a few days to check on the
baby. He was surprised to find Paris unharmed and alive. (Agelaus
looks surprised; he carries the baby fondly)
Agelaus: This is a sign. The gods meant for you to live and not
die just yet.
Narrator: And so, in secret, Agelaus took Paris to his home and
raised him as his own.
Scene 7
Narrator: A few years have passed. Paris grew up to be a regal,
beautiful, intelligent and fine young man. He was beloved by
women and men alike. (Paris is seen talking with girls and boy;
they are laughing and giggling at whatever Paris is saying)
Paris: Yeah, I'm fine. How about you?
Girls and Boy: OMG you are so sweet and funny! Hihihihihi
Narrator: Paris often pitted his prize bull against the bulls of
other men. One day, he offered a challenge. His bull would fight
anyone's bull to a battle. The wonder would receive a golden
crown. (Paris is petting his bull and is holding a golden crown)
Narrator: When Ares, the god of war, heard this, he transformed
himself into a bill and accepted the challenge. Ares won and
Paris proved how fair he was by still giving the golden crown to
Ares.
(Paris' bull is fighting Bull Ares; Paris' bull loses; Paris
gives the crown to Ares)

Narrator: It was in this way that the gods came to understand

that Paris was a man who kept his word. This is also how he came
to be the judge for one of the most extraordinary contests ever
waged.
Scene 8
Narrator: On Olympus, the home of the gods, Zeus held a
magnificent wedding feast for the sea nymph, Thetis and her
beloved mortal, Peleus. All major and minor deities had been
invited except one, Eris, the goddess of strife. This is because
wherever Eris goes, she brings chaos and misery. (The gods and
goddesses are seen having a good time. They are all drinking and
laughing)
Aphrodite: This is like the best wedding feast ever!
Hera: Thanks to you, Zeus, my lord. We are having so much fun!
(Eris is seen peeking from the other side)
Narrator: When Eris learned of the feast, she was beyond furious.
In retribution, she began to think of ways on how she can cause
havoc. Eris: WHY THE F AM I NOT INVITED?? HOW DARE THEM?? Does
Zeus not trust me? AH, we'll see about that (Eris is seen with
an evil smile on her face; she looks as if she's thinking of
something evil) (She brings out a golden apple and starts writing
on it)
Eris: hmm this will do..... MWAHAHAHHAA (evil laugh)
Scene 9
Narrator: In the midst of the wedding merriment, Eris stormed
into the great hall and flung a golden apple into the crowd. The
apple was inscribed with the world kallisti, meaning "for the
fairest." (Eris throws the apple in the middle of Aphrodite,
Hera, and Athena) (The 3 goddesses starts fighting for the
possession of the apple)
(Aphrodite manages to get the apple for a moment)
Aphrodite: The time has come to prove my beauty to all of you!
This apple is meant for the fairest, which is obviously me!
(Starts posing as if she was in a fashion show)
(Athena pushes Aphrodite and steals the apple from her)

Athena: How dare you claim that title?! I am the FAIREST if you
all!!
(Hera pushes Athena and steals the apple for her)
Hera: Don't even think about claiming that title! I am the Queen!
I am the fairest!
Aphrodite: Stop that nonsense! I am the fairest! (Steals the
apple)
Athena: I AM THE GODDESS OF WISDOM! I, Athena, am the fairest!
Remember the name!
Aphrodite: I'm the goddess of beauty so duuhh?? You lose, bitHera: OH PLS, I AM THE QUEEN GODDESS OF YOU ALL! Let's see what
my husband Zeus has to say about this! Oh Zeusiezz!
Zeus: Yes, Hera? Hera: Baby, you have to tell me the truth this
time, okay? .... Who deserves the apple that is to be given to
the fairest? (Gives the apple to Zeus) (Hera, Athena, and
Aphrodite starts intimidating him) (Zeus looks like he's about to
pee in his pants)
Zeus: I can't answer that! I abstain! This has to be done by the
fairest judge in the land, Paris!
Zeus: Hermes! Take them to Mt. Ida to see Paris! (gives the apple
to Hermes) Hermes: Roger that m'lord!
Narrator: And so, Hermes took the 3 goddesses to Mt. Ida and
looked for Paris. He began informing Paris about the situation.
(Hermes gives the golden apple to Paris)
Hermes: So basically, you just have to give the golden apple to
whoever you think is the fairest! Ez brotha HAHAHHA (laughs)
(Paris makes a chocking noise)
Paris: WHAAAAT??? U serious bruh? This has got to be the hardest
decision I will ever make in my whole life! (Looks confused af)
(Zeus descends from explains it with more details kinda)
Zeus: Paris, m'boy, you are the fairest judge in the land. You
have to give the apple to whoever you think is the most beautiful
in all aspects.
Paris: I can't decide! How bout u ladies take your clothes off?
(The 3 goddesses starts stripping) ((bathrobe))
Paris: This is so hard!
Hermes: I see what you did there! What is 'hard' ha Paris? (Paris
looks at

Hermes as if he's done putting up with him) (wtf face)

Hera: We will offer you gifts to help you decide.
Hera: I will make you king of Europe and Asia. Select me and you
will be among the most powerful men on earth! (Seduces Paris)
(Athena pushes Hera out of the way)
Athena: If you choose me, you will be endowed with battle skills,
wisdom, and swordsmanship. I shall make you the finest warrior
who ever lived! (Seduces Paris)
(Aphrodite pushes Athena out of the way) (Paris stares at
Aphrodite in dumb amazement)
Aphrodite: Paris, I offer you the most enticing gift of all. I
offer you love. Helen of Sparta, the most beautiful mortal woman
in the world, will fall in love with you, I will make certain
that she wouldn't be able to resist your charms soon to be
enhanced body!
(Paris kneels down in front of Aphrodite and gives her the golden
apple)
Paris: Aphrodite, you're not a Pokemon but I choose you!!!
Narrator: AND THIS IS HOW THE TRAGIC TROJAN WAR STARTED
IHGIDRYFHPIOBUOUB OMG IM SO DONE LIKE WHAT THE HELL PARIS THE END

PART 2: RED CARPET

Reporter: Good evening! We are gathered here tonight for the
premiere of the play, Fairest! I am Kat, your red carpet
reporter, and on the other side of the stage is my co-host, Tina!
Host: Yes Kat! In a few minutes, the stars of the theatrical play
Fairest will answer the hottest questions in our interview! But
first, how did the audience react when they first witnessed the
play?
Reporter: Great question! I am now at the audience area with
dozens of fans waiting for their favourite actors! In one word,
describe the Fairest. *asks 3 people* They sure did enjoy the
show! And finally, here are the stars of the play, Fairest!
Reporter:
(Queen Hecuba, King Priam, Aesacus) The Royal Family starts the
ramps with their luxurious costumes!

(Aegalus) Aegalus rocks his dark and edgy outfit with some
stunning accessories!
(Eris) Eris slayed her glamorous costume tonight with her
*describe costume* ??
(Athena) The goddess of wisdom and strategy kills it with her
*describe costume* tonight!
(Hera) Here is Hera with the *describe costume* ??
(Aphrodite) And as always, Aphrodite looks aesthetically pleasing
at the red carpet tonight!
(Paris) The fairest man is in town with his *describe costume* ??
(Bear) Last but not the least, rawring with confidence is no
other than the Bear!
Reporter: Our cast is now headed onstage for a short interview.
Back to you, Tina!
PART 3: TALKSHOW (sfx??)
Host: ??
First question is for Queen Hecuba, our very elegant queen. The
question is, What kind of mother can abandon her own child?
Queen Hecuba: *crying* I didn't abandon him! I did it for his own
good! *walks out*
Host: well that was very unprofessional. Next up, for King Priam!
Here's the question, Did you ever think that Paris may actually
be Queen Hecuba's child from another mister? Specifically,
Agelaus? What can you say?
King Priam: at some point, i did but..
Queen Hecuba: *suddenly appears again* Wtf? Is that what you
think of me? Am i that kind of woman to you?!
King Priam: woah! woah! of course not baby, but you two were
really rEALLY close so..
Queen Hecuba: DIVORCE.
Host: ??
Moving on. Next question is for Aesacus! Where did you base your
foretelling that Paris will be the "end" of Troy? Were you just
jealous because your parents will have another child to give
attention to?
Aesacus: *rants to his parents* well obviously, it's Paris who's
their favorite even though my mother actually "abandoned him!"
Host: *stands up* OHHHH! That was a heated one!
Aesacus: Sit down, Tina!
Host: ??

Next up, question for Agelaus! What can you tell people who think
that Paris is secretly your biological son, that's why you have a
soft spot for him?
Agelaus: Well, it's just that whenever i see him, it's like I am
looking at a mirror. It's like i was seeing my own reflection. do
you get me?
Host: ??
Now here's a question for Zeus! We know you let Paris choose
among the three, but now please answer honestly. If you were to
choose between the gods intead of the goddesses, who would you
choose and why?
Zeus: *confident* I'll choose Aphrodite because she's the fairest
of them all.. *slowly losing confidence bc Hera was glaring at
him* ..according to Paris, of course.
Host: oOohkay.. *Hera glaring at the host* let's just consider
that a honest answer from Zeus *awkward laugh*
Now Eris! Yes, I'm calling your attention! The fans are curious
if you are satisfied with the way things ended up. What can you
say?
Eris: I'd say yes, because they showcased their abilities
although it did not end up well. I was entertained somehow.
Host: Thank you for that genuine opinion, Eris. Now, Paris! What
a handsome young man! So, they say that you are a man of your
word and that's how you came to be the judge of one of the most
extraordinary contests ever waged. Why did you choose Aphrodite
out of the 3 goddesses?
Paris: Before I answer your question, can the two of them stop
glaring at me first?
Aphrodite: don't worry, dear. i gotchu!
Paris: okay. well, Aphrodite offered me the thing that I've been
yearning for a long long time. You see, I was inlove with Helen
since the beginning.
Host: Athena and Hera, what did you two feel when Paris rejected
your offer?
Athena and Hera: Of course i was so disappointed!!!
Athena and Hera: Hey!
Athena and Hera: I was first!
Athena and Hera: UUGH!!! *walks out*
Host: uhmm, okay... so, Lastly! The goddess of love, the girl of
the night, Aphrodite. First of all, congratulations on your
victory, for being the fairest of them all.
Aphrodite: *dramatic thank you*
Host: How are you? Do you feel any pressure right now?
Aphrodite: No, i don't feel any pressure right now.

Host: Making Helen fall in love with Paris unnaturally, doesn't

that go against your perception of love?
Aphrodite: Well, he, she, it, that, will, HA-HA. Ohmaygohd, my
families my pamilie, OhmygHAD. I'm.. okay.. I'm so sorry. I told
you I'm confident.. uhm.. eto.. wait *laughs hysterically*
Host: ??
Host: And that's it for today's show! Thank you to our special
guests for their honest and humorous answers. I hope the fans are
satisfied with the answers, and i wish you success in your play.
Tune in for more exciting episodes of *??*!
*characters are still fighting till this point*
Bear: *suddenly appears* *screams* *made loud noises* *characters
have gone quiet* *bear leaves*
Translator: ??
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