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Computer Comedy
Where do
cool
mice
live?
In mousepads.
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book is stolen property. It was reported as unsold and destroyed
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this
to the publisher,
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No
ISBN 0-590-13004-8
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Copyright
by Scholastic Inc.
1998
Illustrations copyright
All rights reserved. Published
by Scholastic
Inc.
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Printed in the U.S.A.
First Scholastic printing, January 1998
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What
What do you
Lots
of RAM.
moun-
What
did the
fir
tree do
computer?
It
logged on.
10
when
it
got a
What do you
call
a computer superhero?
Screen Saver.
12
Computer City
to
shop?
in the
Mack: He can
14
15
Silly
Software
What
Slim
What
My crow
City.
What
is
soft.
After Dark.
16
17
Why
She needed
buy a computer?
spellcheck.
18
Why
So
theyre
know miss
steaks in youre
righting.
sons.
20
21
Why was
To cover
its
Windows.
22
Sam:
Hawaii.
tell
your computer
getting old?
It loses its
is
Ram: How
Sam:
Ram: How?
Sam:
memory.
24
website?
Ram: Really?
Sam: Theyre on-lion.
dont know,
it
how?
up.
25
How
is
You have
What
to
modem
both.
E-mail?
Sigh
brrr.
Space
27
is
cold!
Why
To improve
its
What happens
websight.
if
28
Computer Favorites
0 7011 al1 tW
Websites that get
?
Med
Favorite Book:
Charlottes
Web Page
30
31
Favorite Movie:
RAM-bo
Second Favorite
Movie:
Wizard of Dos
32
33
Computer love
gS^omputer
You're the
What
Apple of my
eye.
do computer
couples fight about?
Who has
to take
34
Knock-knocks
On
find a date?
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Virgil.
Virgil
who?
Virgil Reality.
36
37
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Icon.
Icon
Icon
Kay.
who?
the door.
Kay who?
Kay board.
Humor
Why cant
They
40
How
do you compliment a
computer?
What
He
got a
when he
is
an astronauts
a computer?
booted up.
when he
escaped.
What
He
computer?
You re looking
chipper today!
The space
bar.
42
43
favorite place on
45
Why was
Because
it
had a
chip on
Where do computers go
its
shoulder.
in the winter?
To Hot Spots.
its
trust a computer?
shift-key.
46
Pefrcape
48
What
is
ware?
To the Internet.
Seedy
ROM.
50
51
Hink Pinks
A megabyte parasite.
52
for
a computer
Whats another
The flee
name
key.
53
for exit?
Who
What
test?
hacker -tracker.
A RAM exam.
54
55
(hatf-Oncs
Human:
Ted:
56
my computer
it
die of?
A terminal illness.
57
died.
59
What
when you
cross a dog
worse than
do you get
and a computer?
Wait
till
First Computer:
brothers?
only transis-
tors.
60
61
its
What do you
get
when you
cross a com-
hard
drive.
What do you
get
if
with an elephant?
Lots of memory.
63
What do you
get
if
A gigabyte!
What do you
A webcrawler.
64
Daffy Definition*
you cant
a computer.
afford.
66
67
is
after
buying
Computet Creature*
What
A gnome page.
486:
IQ necessary
to read
computer man-
Which one
uals.
first to
Floppy.
68
69
was the
flie Presidents
of the
States of America
George Washdiskton
screen?
Pixelfs.
70
71
Computed
Abmodem
Warren G. Harddrive
Lincoln
72
73
Mouieteapi
William MouseKinley
mouses arrested?
74
75
What
White Mouse.
76
What
A moose.
Your click
What
78
mouse?
is
my command.
79
More Knock-knocks
What
when
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Meg.
Meg who?
Meg A. Bytes.
80
81
*you double
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
button on an
elevator.
Modem.
Modem who?
No modem
knock-knocks, please.
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
S.
S.
S.
who?
Cape while you
can.
82
83
r
Cyber-Snacks
*you try to
call
up a
different
menu
84
little
when
brother.
85
Why
To get a byte
to eat.
86
Why
market?
To buy
its
mouse some
cheese.
He gave
his teacher
an Apple and an
88
r
Gigglebyles
What happened
to the
computer when
it
What
crashed?
Net work.
It
90
91
What
basketball team
is
the computers
Why was
school?
favorite?
Because
its
Nets.
92
93
Why
fail
computer class?
Where do computers
go
when
theyre
sad?
Cryberspace.
94
j
Why
It
is
its
memory?
of worms.
my computer has
megabytes.
is ..
its
96
hungry!
80
Where do computers go
To Hot Spots.
Find this
with laughter.