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Cultures Magazine
Hennie Alyssa M. Gutierrez
And when they get married (surely, they will), youll end up being so beaten up with lies
and slaps. You thought it only happens in Cinderella, right? Filipinos are good copy cats,
you know and we really love underdog scenes. Also, expect that before the story
inches to the climax, the poor and beaten would vow to take revenge and be rich.
Glitch No. 4: Haggard is a no-no
Imagine the scene of the lead character (usually a Maria) her face bathed with
sweat while she (or he) helped her (or his) family in their business, sakahan, or isdaan
or any of the dirty and messy jobs. If you put the facts together, do you even wonder
how she managed to stay flawless and beautiful regardless of the extremity of sunlight
exposure she gets?
Glitch No. 5: Kontrabida lines
The kontrabidas actions and lines are really just unpredictable with eyes
squinting in danger and remorse (with face caked with dark make-up, and a strong red
lipstick). And they would spew out the words that could make you urinate right there and
then. It goes like: Hindi ko hahayaang maging masaya ka. (Sounds really terrifying
and just annoying)
Glitch No. 6: Warehouse scheme
A great Filipino teleserye would not be complete without someone being kidnapped,
and brought to an old warehouse in a remote area. And when this happens (oh, it
happens everytime) expect to see: (1) a heroic act from his not-so-charming prince, (2)
the bida leaving with ONLY a scratch or less and (3) blood drips indicating the death of
a character (that would usually resolve to a Wow-you-are-alive scene with hugging and
kissing moments).
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Why do Filipino serye writers tend to use the overused plots? Its because the
televiewers love it. And when they love it, teleserye ranks boost up. And because we are
just viewers, ONLY viewers, we cannot do something about it. Man, its free TV. And if
they can only snatch the viewers eye with the same-old story, then, why bother? If you
want to see innovated plots, then better start subscribing in a cable TV provider.