"Cow gives us Milk" is a False statement to make.

She never gives us Milk,......WE STEAL IT.

there are some things Money can't buy.

For everything else, I don't have Money.
Women have an inbuilt Lie detector to catch you every time you Lie. But it doesn
't work when you are praising them
Punjabi Dieting is having Paneer Parathas without butter.
She: ??? ????? '????' ??.
He : 'Ugly' ??? ??? ???? ?? 'Dirty' ??? ?? ???, 'bath' ???? ??????.
There is a ?? in Income
I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especia
lly if they're empty.
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a usernam
Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.
Kids these days eat more Battery than Food.
Be my Ambedkar and give me Special "Reservation" in your Heart.
?? ?? ??? ??? ? ??? ?? ?? Guru Dronacharya Metro Station ?? ?? ???? ?? "??????"
train ?? ?????? ??? ? ???.
???? ?? ??? ?????? ????? ?? ??? ??.
Vimal Pan Masala is behaving like an Indian Women.
Celebrating it's 25th Anniversary since last 2 years.
Sala kya bawaseer resume bna diye ho
Apply krte h core company me or call aati h IT company se
Muje shadi mubarak
Tumhe bhabi mubarak
Ek umar hai joh tere beghair bitaani hai ,
or yeh
Ek lamha hai joh mujhsey guzara nahi jaata....
Chemist couple fighting:
"Acetone mere saath dobara use mat karna, samjhe!"
twitter se jyada character shakti kapoor ke paas hai
Ladki ka baap: "Ladki honi chahiye Voldemort jaisi. lambi, gori, aur jo kabhi na
ak na katwa sake."
Civil engineers bohut patient hote hain. Kyunki unke sabra ka bandh kabhi nahi t

oot-ta.
Raksha Bandhan should be renamed to Rickshaw Bandhan because their profession pr
oduces the maximum number of Bhaiya in this country.
5 Stages of a Man's Life Cycle:
1) Born
2) beta , jara bhag k dhaniya le aana
3) suno ji jara daniya la do.
4) Papa, bazar se dhaniya la do please.
5) Die.