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A NIGHT AT AN INN
A Play
On
Act
BY
LORD DUNSANY
EAST
31 ST
STREET
1916
Inc.
NEW YORK
COPTBIGHT, 1916, BT
INC.
The
professional
strictly reserved
Any
by the
penalties
3S
DRAMATIS PERSONS
A. E. SooTT-FoBTEsguE (The Toff),
A dUapidati d <l> nih man
++
ScJu
Klesh
merchant sailort
A NIGHT AT AX INN
Tii curtain rises on a room in an inn.
Sniggers and Bill an talking, th> I
reading a paper. Albert tits a UttU apart.
Sniggers
What's
wonder?
his idea, I
Bill
I
don't know.
Sxiggk:
here?
Bill
And
Bill
it
eost us
Sniggbbs
\ >w long di<l
'
nut
1
the
pub
'
when he
NIGHT AT
A.\
INN
BlLL
It 's
Bill
'(
)w
Tony
rent
the
pub
for,
what
is
said.)
Sniggers
'E's such a
toff.
Bill
Yet
Vs
clever,
no mistake.
Sniggers
make
Al.!
Sniggers
I
don
'1
A NIGHT AT AX
I\.\
Bill
Why
not?
Sniggers
I
it.
Bill
Albert
There's no sense in
it.
Bill
Why
not,
Albert?
Albert
Because
slip in Hull.
Bill
You
Albert
The felthree of them.
lows with the gold spots on their foreI had the ruby then and I give
heads.
them the slip in Hull.
The
slip,
all
A NIGHT AT
AN IXN
Bill
How
did you do
Albert?
it.
Albert
I
me.
Kill
Who
told
didn't show
You
it.
Albert
No.
of know.!
Sniggers
Yes, they
they sort of
Albert
know if you've got it. Well,
mouehed after me, and I tells
Bill
Yes,
we
and
to
George
in
started.
Sniggers
[Jffh!
Bombay
before
A NIGHT AT AN INN
Bill
Why
Albert
What
Bill
\
Ah!
Albert
Then
I sits
down and
waits.
No
priests.
Sniggers
What?
Albert
NIGHT AT AN INN
A
''
"is
won't
'Cause
plans and
Things must
V
be
I5ERT
l-t
yon speak.
thinks
done
we're
is
way.
'E's got
silly
folk.
And
all
Blight 'avc
'ad one o' them crooked knives in him before now but for mo who give 'em the slip
in Bull.
Bill
W,
done, Albert!
11
Do you hear
give
'em the
that,
Toffy?
Albert has
slip.
The Toff
Yes,
hear.
Sniggers
Well, what do you say to that
The Toff
O.
Albert
And what
a'
The Toff
Going
to wait.
Don't seem to
for.
Albert
know what
'e's
waiting
A NIGHT AT AN INN
Sniggers
nasty place.
It's a
Albert
It's
getting:
Bill.
silly,
sell
Our money's
the ruby.
Let's
Bill
But
won't come.
'e
Albert
Then
we'll
leave
him.
Sniggers
We'll be
all
right
if
Hull.
Albert
We'll go to London.
Bill
But
'e
must
'ave
'is
share.
Sniggers
All right. Only let's go. {To the Toff)
We're going, do you hear? Give us the
ruby.
A NIGHT AT AX INN
The Toff
Certainly.
Albert
Come
on, Sniggers.
ruby.
The Toff
I'm not a
fool, Bill.
Bill
No, no, of course not.
Of course you
and you've helped us a lot. GoodYou'll say good-by?
by.
ain't,
The Toff
Oh, yes.
(Still
Good-hy.
reads his paper.
Exit
Bill.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
Sniggers
(Out of breath.)
We've come back, Toffy.
The Toff
So you have.
Albert
Toffy.
How
The Toff
They walked, of
course.
Albert
But
it's
eighty miles.
Sniggers
here,
Toffy?
The Toff
Expected them about now.
Albert
Eighty miles!
Bill
Toffy, old
man
what are we
to do?
10
A.
NIGHT AT AX INN
The Toff
Aflk
Albert.
Bill
If they can
do things
do one can
save
We
The Toff
You're brave enough and strong enough.
There isn't many that would steal a ruby
eye out of an idol's head, and such an
idol as that was to look at, and on such a
night.
You're brave enough, Bill. But
you're all three of you fools. Jim would
have none of my plans, and where 's Jim?
.\nd George.
What did they do to him?
fc
Sniggers
Don't, Toffy!
The Toff
Well, then, your strength is no use to
yon. You want cleverness; or they'll have
you the way they had George and Jim.
All
Ugh!
A XIGIIT AT AN INN
11
The Toff
Those black priests would follow you
round the world in circles.
Year after
they got the idol's rye. And if
it, they'd follow our grandchildren.
That fool thinks he can escape
year,
till
we died with
from men
like that
streets in the
Albert
God's truth, you 'aven't escaped them,
because they 're
'ere.
The Toff
So
supposed.
Albert
You supposed!
The Toff
Yes, I believe there's no announcement
But I took this
in the Society papers.
country seat especially to receive them.
There's plenty of room if you dig, it is
pleasantly situated, and, what is more important, it is in a very quiet neighborSo I am at home to them this
hood.
afternoon.
Bill
"Well, you're a
deep one.
12
NIGHT AT AX INN
The Toff
And remember, you've only my
wits be-
Albert
If you're a gentleman, why don't you go
about among gentlemen instead of the likes
of us?
The Toff
T was too clever for them as
too clever for you.
Because
am
Albert
Too clever
for
them?
The Toff
I
never
lost a
game
of cards in
my
Bill
You never
lost a
game!
The Toff
Not when there was money
Bill
Well, well'
Tin: Toff
Have
game
of poker 1
in
it.
life.
A NIGHT AT AN XX
I
13
All
No, thanks.
The Toff
Then do
as you're told.
Bill
All right, Toffy.
Sniggers
I
Hadn't we
better
The Toff
No.
Sniggers
What?
The Toff
Don't draw the curtains.
Sniggers
0,
all right.
Bill
But, Toffy, they can see us.
let
the enemy do that.
why.
The Toff
No, of course you don't.
One doesn't
I
don't
see
NIGHT AT AX
14
XX
Bill
0,
The Toff
(Putting his own away.)
No
revolvers, please.
Albert
Why
not?
The Toff
don't want any noise at my
We might get guests that hadn't
party.
\ been invited. Knives are a different matter.
(All draw knives. The Toil signs to
them not to draw th< m yt t. Toffy
has already taken back his ruby.)
Because
Bill
I
The Toff
Not
yet.
Albert
come?
When
will they
When
The Toff
\
1
am
Not before.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
15
Sniggers
I
The Toff
Then we '11 have them now.
Should you ?
Sniggers
Now?
The Toff
Yes. Listen to me. You shall do as you
see me do. You will all pretend to go out.
I'll
When
me
they see
Bill
How
can they
which of us
has it?
I confess I
The Toff
don 't know, but they seem
What
to.
Sniggers
will
The Toff
I shall do nothing.
Sniggers
What?
A XIGHT AT AX 1XX
16
The Toff
They
up behind me.
will creep
Then,
Bill
Trust
us.
The Toff
you're a little slow, you will see
enacted the cheerful spectacle that accompanied the demise of Jim.
If
Sniggers
We'll be there,
Don't, Toffy.
all right.
The Toff
Very
well.
Now
watch me.
the
windows
the
to
inner door R.
He o-pens it inivards, then under cover of the
open door, he slips down on his
knee and closes it, remaining on
the inside, appearing to have gone
out.
1I<
understand.
re-enter in
who
Then hi aj>p<<irs
the same manner.)
to
The Toff
Now,
door.
shall
You go
A NIGHT AT AN INN
17
The Tofp
Remember, no
The
revolvers.
police are,
cigarette.)
up his paper.)
of India wriggles along
the floor ever so slowly, seeking
cover from chairs. He moves L.
where the Toff is.
The three
sailors are B.
Sniggers and AlBill's arm
bert lean forward.
keeps them back. An arm-chair
had better conceal them from the
Toff picks
(A native
Indian.
the Toff.
Priest.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
18
He
sporting paper.
around,)
never looks
Bill
(Sotto voce.)
What
shall
we
The Toff
(Without turning
Only one?
Bill
his head.)
Yes.
The Toff
Let me
Wait a moment.
think.
(Still
Ah,
apparently absorbed in his paper.)
We must attract
yes. You go back, Bill.
Now, are you ready?
another guest.
.
Bill
Yes.
All right
The Toff
You shall now
my
Yorkshire
at
receive guests for
see
residence.
demise
ma
(He leaps up
window,
my
You must
in
flings
A NIGHT AT AN INN
to
Priest.)
falls
the floor
mar
the
19
dead
Now, be ready.
(There
door
is
mouth.)
Bill
(Sotto voce.)
We've only got two, Toffy.
The Toff
Still
another.
Bill
The Toff
(Sitting up.)
Hum.
Bill
This
is
20
NIGHT AT AN
NX
The Toff
Out of the question. Never play
Bame game twice.
the
Bill
Why
not.
Toffy?
The Toff
Doesn't work
you
if
do.
Bill
Well?
The Toff
have it, Albert. You will now walk
into the room. I showed you how to do it.
I
Albert
Yes.
The Toff
Just run over here and have a fight at
this window with these two men.
Albert
But they're
Yes.
bert.
The Toff
my perspicuous
they're dead,
But
and
Bill
Buscitate them.
(Bill picks
.
arms.)
are
Come
going to
Alre-
on.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
21
The Toff
That's
Bill.
(Docs the same.
help us, Sniggers.
(SnigKeep low, keep low. Wave
gers comes.)
their arms about. Sniggers.
Don't show
yourself. Now, Albert, over you go. Our
Albert is slain. Baek you get. Bill. Back,
Sniggers.
Still, Albert.
Mustn't move
when he comes. Not a muscle.
right,
Come and
(A face appears
at the
time.
window and
Then the
The Toff
Come
on,
Bill.
The
to the door.
Toff knifes the last Priest from
behind.)
The Toff
my
friends.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
22
Bill
Well done, Toffy.
onel
Albert
deep one
if
Sniggers
Bill,
are there!
The Toff
No more
in the world,
my
friend.
Bill
Aye, that's all there are. There were
only three in the temple.
Three priests
and
Albert
What
is
it
worth, Toffy?
Is it
worth a
thousand pounds?
The Toff
It's worth all they've got in the shop.
"Worth just whatever we like to ask for it.
Albert
Then we're
millionaires
now.
A NIGHT AT AN INN
23
The Toff
Yes, and, what is more important,
no longer have any heirs.
we
Bill
We'll have to
sell
Albert
it
now.
Sniggers
all to
be very grate-
ful to Toffy.
Bill
And, indeed, we ought.
Albert
If
it
Bill
Yes,
if it
A NIGHT AT AN INN
24
Sniggers
He's a deep one
The Toff
Well, you see I just have a knack of
foreseeing things.
Sniggers
I
Bill
Why,
S\\nv
that our
,VU^\
v
^>\^<^*^
Toffy?
<<
The Toff
Well, I don't think
think it often does.
it
does, Bill.
don't
Bill
Life is no more than just
sards to our old Toff.
game of
The Toff
Well, we've taken these follows' trick.
Sniggeks
window.)
wouldn't do for any one to Bee them.
ing
It
to
A NIGHT AT AN INN
25
The Toff
Oh, nobody will come this way.
all alone on a moor.
We're
Bill
Where
will
we put them?
The Toff
Bury them
no
hurry.
Bill
And what
then, Toffy?
The Toff
Why, then
We
Bill
I
think the
first
do
is
to give a little
Albert
Yes,
let's.
Sniggers
And
A NIGHT AT AN INN
26
Albert
Good
old Toffy!
Sniggers
He ought
to
premier.
[They
{
tr.
hottlrs
fj(t
from cupboard,
The Toff
Well, we've earned our bit of a supper.
(They
sit
down.)
Bn,L
I
(Glass in hand.)
Here's to old Toffv,
who guessed
every-
thing!
Albert
Sniggers
Good
old Toffy!
Toffy,
Bill
lives
fortunes.
Albert
Sniggers
Hear
Hear
The Toff
And
here's to Bill,
to-night
who saved me
twiee
A NIGHT AT AN INN
Couldn't have
Bill
done
it
but
for
27
your
cleverness, Toffy.
Sniggers
Hear, hear!
(,
Hear!
Hear!
Albert
He
foresees everything.
Bill
speech,
general.
Toffy.
All
Yes, a speech.
--
Sniggers
r*""
I
speech.
^-
The Toff
Bill
Sniggers
"We don't use water here.
I get it?
Where
shall
A NIGHT AT AN INN
28
Hill
Outride in the garden.
(Exit Sniggers.)
Albert
Here's to future!
Bitj,
Albert
And William
Jones, Esquire.
(Re-enter Sniggers, terrified.)
The Toff
Hullo, here's Jacob Smith, Esquire, #.
P., alias Sniggers, back again.
Sniggers
Toffy, I've been thinking about my share
I don't want it. Toffy; I
in that ruby.
don't want
it.
The Toff
Nonsense, Sniggers.
Nonsense.
Sniggers
You
it
shall
have
A NIGHT AT AN INN
29
Bill
Want
to
Sniggers
Onlv
No, no.
Toffy.
The Toff
No more
Sniggers
Toffy, Toffy, I always treated you fair,
Toffy. I was always one to say, Give Toffy
Take back my share. Toffy.
a ehance.
What 's
ing at
the
The Toff
matter ? What
Sniggers
Take
it
back, Toffy.
The Toff
Answer me, what
are you
up
toT
Sniggers
I
don't want
my
NIGHT AT AN
30
I\'\
Bill
Have you
The Toff
No, no knives, Albert.
Albert
What
then?
The Toff
The honest truth
the ruby.
We
Sniggers
There's no police.
The Toff
Well, then, what's the matter?
Bill
Out with
it.
Sniggers
I
swear
to
God.
Albert
Weill
The Toff
Don't interrupt.
A NIGHT AT AN
XX
31
Sniggeks
I
swear
didn't
like.
The Toff
What you
didn't like?
Sniggers
(In tears.)
Toffy, Toffy, take it back.
share.
Say you take it.
Take my
The Toff
What
has he seen?
(Dead silence, only broken by Snig
gers's sobs.
The
The Toff
0, great heavens!
Albert
(In a childish, plaintive voice.)
is it, Toffy?
What
A NIGHT AT AN INN
32
Bill
Albert,
it
that
is
obscene
idol
(in
whisper)
Albert
It is gone.
Bill
It
has taken
its eye.
Sniggers
We
are saved.
Voice Off
Bill
Albert, Albert, what
(He
ruses
is
is
heard.
window.
One moan
>
(In a whisper.)
lias
out.
Albert
What
this!
and walks
happened)
A NIGHT AT AN NX
39
Sniggers
I have seen it.
have seen it!
(He returns
have seen
it.
0, I
to table.)
The Toff
(Laying
his
Sniggers's
and
What was
softly
ivinningly.)
Sniggers?
it,
Sniggers
I
have seen
it.
Albert
What?
Sniggers
0!
Voice
Meestaire Albert Thomas, Able Seaman.
Albert
Must
I go.
Toffy?
Toffy,
Sniggers
(Clutching him.)
Don't move.
must
go?
AX INN
A NIGHT AT
34
Albert
mg.
Toffy, Toffy.
Exit.)
Voice
Meestaire Jacob Smith, Able Seaman.
Sniggers
T
do
can't go.
can't
it.
{He
goes.)
Voice
Meestaire
Arnold
Everett
The Toff
I
Scott-For-
Able Seaman.
it.
(Exit)
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