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THE OFFICIAL XO WEEKLY DIGEST

for

a dr. ned pointsman production

March 2431, 2016

BRUNCH DEBATE, APEX OF

BANALITY, THREATENS
TO TEAR GREATBOART
APART AT THE SEAMS
In a debate so inane that typing this actually
threatens to bore me to sleep, xo is currently
amid a vicious and protracted debate over the
merits ofof all fucking thingsgoing out to eat
brunch.
The primary battle lines have been
drawn in a 230-poast and ever-increasing thread
explicitly asking why brunch draws so many
poasters ire.
Surprisingly literally zero people on the face of
this or any other planet, weird, unhappy, and
aging strivers with unacknowledged deep-seeded
mental health issues (click to zoom-in, friends)
generally take the position that brunch is great,
while angry, aspie, shut-in dorks are exceedingly
outspoken in their vitriolic hatred for any and all
things tangentially related to poached eggs and
mixing cheap sparkling white wine with orange
juice.

Vol. 1, Issue # 2

MEME OF THE WEEK:

JOHN KASICH, SOCIOPATH
Sprung from the humble beginnings of the
incongruence between Republican Presidential
non-factor John Kasichs down-home, folksy
campaigning style and his hawkish, neocon
foreign policy stance, this week saw the rapid
proliferation of threads where Kasich has
abandoned using the U.S. military to inflict pain
and suffering on a wide-ranging scale to doing so
with his own bare hands.
Particular highlights from this genre include:
"Heck ya mean?!" said Kasich as the girl
screamed in horror
"Boy oh boy," Kasich shook his head as the 6 y/
o's pubic bone splintered
"Howdy!" Kasich chirps, as light hits your eyes
for the first time in a week
"this is the problem with washington" said
kasich as baby wouldn't fit in microw
"it's just a real tragedy ya'know" said kasich as
1st cop on scene vomits
"hot dog!" exclaimed kasich, as the pomeranian
squealed in the microwave

TOMMY TURDSKIN CONCEDES DEFEAT ON BIRDSHITS MEME

As we outlined in this space last week, Tommy Turdskins attempt to pivot from referring
to Caucasian poasters as cumsKKKins to BIRDSHITS has been an abject and total
failure.
Revealing a hint of introspection nary a poaster thought possible for Mr. Turdskin, when
prompted for comment regarding his pivot back to using cumsKKKins, Mr. Turdskin not
only openly conceded defeat on the BIRDSHITS meme, but actually went so far as to
author his own thread announcing the suspension (read: ending) of his BIRDSHITS
campaign.
Mr. Turdskin, nonetheless, continues to obsessively poast about ingesting massive
quantities of what can only be considered a categorically Type-II diabetes-inducing volume
of juice.

THE OFFICIAL XO WEEKLY DIGEST

for

a dr. ned pointsman production

March 2431, 2016

Vol. 1, Issue # 2

CONTENT CREATION HIGHLIGHTS

The best content you may have missed:
acrs restaurant 10k thread and the ensuing crabforward threading
willtopowers profound and profoundly depressing
Life is an emotional Ponzi scheme

PUMMETTE REVEALED!
If theres assured way to get a megathread, its by
titling it Full-length body pic of pumette itt.
Sorry late-arrivers and non-Chads! Not only is the
imgur link long gone (though no one really doubts
doobs has the photo), but pumette remains off the
market, as confirmed in the linked thread that the
photo was shot at Chads house.

PROLE THREADING CONTINUES

The boarts fixation on any and all things prolerelated continued throughout this week, as evidenced
by the sheer volume of threads with the term prole in
their title, paired with the fact we are now on, at least,
the third level of abstraction of prole threading.

SJW INSANITY
The infamous UVA Jackie, who falsely claimed to
Rolling Stone Magazine that shed been gang-raped at
a campus fraternity party, is now attempting to refuse
to be deposed in the ensuing litigation, arguing itll retraumatize her.
xo is currently left collectively
scratching its head over how one could be retraumatized when the original trauma didnt,
actually, happen.

TRUMP LowLIGHTS
TRUMP has had, shall we say, a suboptimal
week. To recap:
TRUMPS promise to spill the beans on
Lyin Ted Cruzs disgusting shrew wife
apparently has backfired in a nasty way, as
an unsubstantiated National Enquirer story
about Lyin Teds many affairsincluding
with TRUMPs current national spokeswoman and Amanda Carpenterappears to
have alienated the very few women who were
open to supporting him.
Relatedly, TRUMP campaign manager
Corey Lewandowski was arrested and
charged with misdemeanor battery in Florida
following revelation of a new video emerged
of his allegedly violent interaction with
former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields
Unforced Abortion Error: *yawn* Trump
says there needs to be punishment for
women who get (already illegal) abortions,
then walks it back.
Saved the most damning for last: the most
reliable pollster in Wisconsin has TRUMP
trailing Lyin Ted by ten points in Tuesdays
upcoming primary. A loss to Lyin Ted in
Wisconsin will make TRUMPs path to
obtaining the requisite majority of delegates
before the convention even more difficult.

MOST VALUABLE POASTER AWARD

This weeks MVP award goes to: My Dog . . ., tp, for his severely underrated
pair of threads on Rachmiel holding performance evaluations with Tommy
Turdskin and nyuug.