Boyhood

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(SOFT ROCK PLAYING)
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Hey, love bug.
You ready?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, guess what, Mom?
What?
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I figured out where
wasps come from.
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Oh, yeah? Where?
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Well, I think it must be,
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if you flick water into the air
just right, it'll turn into a wasp.
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Hey!
Yep.
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That's cool.
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So, how was your day at school?
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MASON: Fine.
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I had a good meeting with Miss Butler
this time. I kind of liked her.
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What'd she say?

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Well, she said that you weren't
turning in your homework assignments.
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And I told her,
"I know he does them,"
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"'cause I check them
every night."
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She said she found
a big chunk of them
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crumpled up at the bottom
of your backpack.
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She didn't ask for 'em.
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Baby, she doesn't have to. You're
just supposed to turn them in.
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And she said you're still
staring out the window all day.
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Not all day.
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And she said that you destroyed
her pencil sharpener.
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Not on purpose!
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Wait! She said that you crammed
a bunch of rocks in it.
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I thought if we could
sharpen pencils,
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maybe we could sharpen rocks.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, what were you gonna do
with a bunch of sharpened rocks?
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I was trying to make arrowheads
for my rock collection.
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Hmm.
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Dude, my turn!
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Hold on.
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SAMANTHA: Mason!
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Samantha!
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Oh!
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Tommy! Is Mason down there?
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Yeah.
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Well, tell him he has to
come home to dinner.
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TOMMY: Okay.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hey.
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Hey, sweetie.
Why aren't you ready?
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TED: Hey, Mason.
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Hey, Ted.
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Come on, hurry up.
Let's go.
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What time is it?
It's 9:00. Let's go, let's go!
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Okay, I meant to call you,
'cause Janice flaked out.
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I don't have a sitter.
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Why didn't you
call somebody else?
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I can't get a babysitter now.
It's 9:00.
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But you're welcome to
hang out with us. (SIGHS)
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Well, no!
I mean, we have plans.
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The guys are expecting me.
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Well, you can go.
All right.
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I'll come back in
a couple of hours.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah. Yes, it's okay.
All right.
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"'Turn back! Turn back! I don't
wanna talk to Moaning Myrtle."
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"'Who? said Harry,
as they backtracked quickly."
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"'She haunts one of the toilets"
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"in the girls' bathroom on the
first floor, said Hermione."
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"'She haunts a toilet?"
(CHUCKLING)
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"Yes, it's been
out of order all year,"
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"'because she keeps having
tantrums and flooding the place!"
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"'I never went in there
anyway, if I could avoid it."
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"'It's awful trying to have a
pee with her wailing at you."'
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TED: Why can't you
just say that?
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OLIVIA: I'm sorry.
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I don't wanna go with you.
TED: You're sorry, that's bullshit!
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OLIVIA: That's right. I wanna
stay here with my kids.
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That's what I'd rather do.
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TED: Would you stop using
your kids as an excuse?
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I know you have to stay here
with your kids! You're acting...
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OLIVIA: You have this immature life.
You have no responsibility!
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TED: I have
an immature life!
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I have responsibility.
I have an immature life.
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You don't know what

it's like to be a parent.
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TED: No, I don't!
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And why am I responsible
for your mistakes in life?
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Don't call my kids mistakes!
Don't!
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I didn't call your kids...
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You said, "Your mistakes in your
life," pointing at my kids.
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I know what I said, you know. And
immediately you use your kids again.
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OLIVIA: This is the reality.
I'm a parent!
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That means responsibility.
TED: I know you're a parent.
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OLIVIA: I would love to
have some time to myself!
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I would love to just
go to a fuckin' movie!
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You don't think I'd like that?
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Go have some dinner,
go to a bar!
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I don't even know
what that's like!
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I was someone's daughter, then I
was somebody's fuckin' mother!
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Okay? I don't know
what that's like!
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(SINGING)
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Stop!
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Quit it!
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Quit it!
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Mom!
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What the hell is
going on in here?
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(CRYING) Do you guys
know what time it is?
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He's throwing things at me.
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Mason! Do not throw
things at your sister!
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She's faking, she hit me first!
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Listen, both of you!

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I'm going back to bed.
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I don't wanna hear another
peep out of here for an hour.
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Go to sleep.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Faker!
OLIVIA: Guys!
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TOMMY: (CHUCKLING)
Awesome!
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Look what I found in the street.
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(CHUCKLES) Dude!
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I know, right?
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Look at those.
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MASON: Ooh! Look at those!
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Awesome!
(CHUCKLES)
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So listen, guys, I wanna
talk to you about something.
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And you might not like
this idea at first,
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but we're moving to Houston.
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When?
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Well, soon.
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We should be out by the first,
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so we don't have to pay
two rents next month.
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No, Mother, we're not moving.
Nope, nope.
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Sorry, Mom. Nope. Nope.
(SMACKING LIPS)
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Samantha, I have to
go back to college,
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so I can make us
a better living.
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With this job, I can't take
care of us the way I'd like to.
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I can't keep going this way.
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And Grandma said
she'd help us out,
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and it would be nice
to be near her.
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Fine, Mother.
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You can do whatever you want,
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but we're not moving.
(SMACKS LIPS)
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And what about our friends?
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Oh, baby, we can
email them or write.
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We can come back to visit.
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And guess what?
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This place that
Grandma found us,
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you'll each have
your own room. Right?
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And there's a pool.
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Mom, do you still love Dad?
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I still love your father,
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but that doesn't mean it was
healthy for us to stay together.
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What if after we move he's
trying to find us and he can't?
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Oh, that won't be a problem.
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He can call Grandma
and she'll tell him,
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or he can call Information.
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We won't be hard to find.
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Is he still in Alaska?
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Well, that's what your uncle says.
(CHUCKLES)
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Probably taming
polar bears or something.
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Yeah. Well, I hope they're taming him.
(CHUCKLES)
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Here, wanna help me out?
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Sure.
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Okay. Take this paint
very carefully
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and paint any little
smudge or mark or anything
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on the baseboard there,
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behind the door and all around
the doorways on the inside.
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She says we're gonna come visit
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and I'm gonna write
and call you.
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Oh, wait, hold on a second.
I'm getting another call.
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Hello?
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Sorry, Tommy.
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Mason can't come over today.
We're moving.
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And I'm on the other line.
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Bye.
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Althea?
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I'm gonna be sending
Sailor Scout instructions.
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Email and write back telling me
how the other scouts are doing.
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Well, because
you're the leader now.
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Okay, let's go, 'cause I wanna
get there before it gets dark.
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Goodbye, yard. Goodbye, crape myrtle.
Goodbye, mailbox.
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Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy
won't let us take with us,
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but we don't wanna throw away.
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Goodbye, house.
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I'll never like Mommy as
much for making us move!
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Samantha!
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Why don't you say goodbye to that
little horseshit attitude, okay?
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'Cause we're not taking
that in the car.
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MASON: Goodbye, old lady who listens
to rock music and rides a motorcycle.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(SAMANTHA SHRIEKING)
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OLIVIA: Hey!
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What's happening back there?
Stop, put the barrier up.
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(CONTINUES SHRIEKING)
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Hey! Put the pillow
between you.
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Make a barrier,
come on. Stop.
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We're gonna play a game
called The Game of Silence.
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Whoever can stay quiet for the
longest period of time wins.
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You guys think you can do that?
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Okay, go.
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(LAUGHING)
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(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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OLIVIA: The bus will be here
in 10 minutes.
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Put that homework
in your backpack.
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Go eat!
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Baby, go eat.
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I am!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Speak English!
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Shut up! Mom!
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She's speaking that
stupid language again!
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Samantha!
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I was speaking perfectly
clear English, Mother.
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He's a little slow in the head.
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He did officially
flunk first grade.
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Sit your butt down!
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Yes, sir, Mother, sir!
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All right, listen up, guys. Grandma's
gonna pick you up after school.
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Your dad's in town for the day.
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So you're gonna spend
the afternoon with him.
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Oh.
Is he moving back?
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I don't know.
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We haven't seen him
in about 80 years.
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Like a year and a half.
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Ha-ha!
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Oh, please.
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Can we please eat here?
The bus is coming.
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Who wants syrup?
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TEACHER: All right,
nice cursive.
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Okay, Mason, when I check the
mobiles, am I gonna find yours?
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No.
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And why not?
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'Cause I didn't finish it.
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Well, it's time to finish it.
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Just a minute.
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No, let's do...
Apple Quit.
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Time to finish your work, Mason.
"Apple Quit."
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SAMANTHA: So this is my history test.
CATHERINE: Mmm-hmm.
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"A+", very good.
(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
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SAMANTHA: And that's
another history test.
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CATHERINE: Mmm-hmm.
And another
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Yeah, it doesn't have
a plus, but, oh, well.
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And then, um, that's
my report on lizards.
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Oh. Let me see
your pictures.
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Oh, yeah.
These are my pictures.
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What is that?
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Well, that's called a dewlap.
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CATHERINE: A dewlap, okay.
(CHUCKLES)
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SAMANTHA: Oh, yeah,
this is a math test.
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CATHERINE: Oh, "A" again.
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Mase, that's the last
candy, okay?
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Okay.
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CATHERINE: We need to put this stuff up.
(CAR APPROACHING)
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That's him.
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Daddy!
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(SQUEALS)
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Oh, my God! Look at
you, you're so big!
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00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,895
Hey, MJ.
252
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,255
What's happenin', buddy?

253
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,375
Huh? You guys ready
to have some fun?
254
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,415
BOTH: Yeah!
255
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,169
MASON SR.: Yeah! All right.
256
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,175
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Catherine, how are you?
Mase, I'm good.
257
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,295
Mmm, good to see you.
Yeah.
258
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,335
What time should
I have these rascals back?
259
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,095
Oh, I don't know,
around 7:30, I guess.
260
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,295
I gotta get them
home by 8:00.
261
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,415
Oh, you know what, why don't I
take 'em over to their mom's?
262
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,135
No, that's okay.
She's expecting me.
263
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,335
No, that's all right. You guys
know where it is, don't you?
264
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,015
Oh, yeah. All right. I'll do it.
It's no problem.
265
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,175
I don't think
that's such a good idea.
266
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,615
Look, it's no problem.
All right?
267
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,575
You guys ready to go? Let's do it, go!
(ALL CHEERING)
268
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,255
Go? Wait a minute.
You gotta get your stuff.
269
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,930
You got backpack, your purse,
270
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,644
homework, go to the bathroom.
271
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,935
Can't believe how big they are.
(CHUCKLES)
272
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,281
Yeah. Time's going by.
273
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,815
Must be nice for you,
having 'em here in Houston.
274
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,650
I love it, yeah. I'm
volunteering at their school.
275
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,604
Yeah? What you doing
over there?
276
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,923
I'm in the library. You know,
reading to the little ones.
277
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,929
Oh, great.
278
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,525
So, Alaska, huh?
279
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,721
Yeah.
280
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,245
Are you back?
281
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,601
We'll see.
282
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,881
How's Liv?
283
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,364
She's a busy girl.
284
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,049
She's back in school.
285
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,135
But she's working
and single parenting.
286
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,003
A lot to juggle.
287
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,815
You guys got everything? Huh?
BOTH: Yeah.
288
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,975
All right, say goodbye
to your grandmother.
289
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,135
BOTH: Bye, Grandma.
290
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,208
All right, let's roll.
Uh, no, wait a second.
291
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,135
You're not the type of kids
who like presents, are you?

292
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,730
Yes!
No, you don't.
293
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,888
Of course we do. Presents?
Really? Let's do it!
294
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,286
SAMANTHA: Yay!
295
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,095
MASON: I call front seat!
296
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,375
SAMANTHA: I wanted
the front seat, though.
297
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,135
All right. Well, Mason
gets it on the way there
298
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,810
and Samantha gets it
on the way back.
299
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,002
Hop in there.
CATHERINE: Seat belts!
300
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,095
Seat belts.
All right. Seat belts.
301
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,645
Don't forget your seat belts.
302
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,485
It's not like this car
has any seat belts.
303
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,201
Mmm...
304
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,695
MASON SR.: Nice. Nice. Nice!

305
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,165
(BOTH CHEERING)
306
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,935
Come here, come here, yes!
(SQUEALING)
307
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,008
Oh, that was awesome!
308
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,495
Get up there, Mason! Get up there!
It was so good!
309
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,760
Come on.
310
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,175
Let 'em know who you are, buddy.
311
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,964
Let 'em know who you are.
312
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,206
Mwah!
313
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,283
Yes! Yes! Yes!
314
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,249
All right. All right,
don't worry about it.
315
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,165
Wish we could use the bumpers.
316
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,215
Bumpers are for kids!
317
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,215
What are you, two years old?
318
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,855
You don't want the bumpers.
319
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,928
Life doesn't give you bumpers.
320
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,775
There we, there we go. There we go!
We got something there!
321
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,695
We got something!
We got something!
322
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,926
Oh!
323
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,129
Last time I went bowling, we had
bumpers and it was a lot more fun!
324
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,015
You don't want the bumpers,
all right?
325
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,495
You bowl a strike
with the bumpers
326
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,135
and it doesn't mean anything.
327
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,207
Trust me.
328
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,121
Just lay it out on the lane.
329
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,961
One, two, three and...
(MOUTHING)
330
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,001
(SHOUTS)
331
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,775
Let's hear it for the father!
332
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,801

Boom!
333
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,015
Get up there!
SAMANTHA: Great shot!
334
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,281
MASON SR.: Get out there, girl!
335
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,935
MALE NEWS ANCHOR: Four Blackwater
operatives have been viciously attacked
336
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,495
in their cars in Fallujah.
337
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,935
The bodies and cars were set on
fire after insurgents started...
338
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,689
MASON SR.: Look at this!
It's a disaster.
339
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,815
Let me tell you what's
happening in Iraq, all right?
340
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,415
Exactly what every thinking
person in the world
341
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,575
knew was gonna happen
before they got started.
342
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,295
But Bush and his little numb-nut
fanatics he's got around him,
343
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,560
they don't give a rat's ass.
344
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,761
That's a quarter.
345
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,215

What's a quarter?
346
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,605
You said A-S-S.
347
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,655
Oh, sorry. My bad.
348
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,681
(SIGHS)
349
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,935
And my teacher says
it's a good war,
350
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,935
because it's better
to be safe than sorry.
351
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,175
That's what they're
teaching you in school?
352
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,415
All right. Listen to me.
Listen to your father, okay?
353
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,935
That is the lie.
That's the big lie.
354
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,575
Iraq had nothing to do with what
happened at the World Trade Center.
355
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,601
You know that, right?
356
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,287
I guess.
357
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,410
Who you gonna vote
for next fall, MJ?
358
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,135
I don't know.
359
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,810
He can't vote.
He's not 18.
360
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,280
All right,
who would you vote for?
361
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,575
Kerry?
362
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,215
Anybody but Bush! Okay?
363
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,163
Are you gonna move back?
364
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,444
Uh, I'm planning on it.
You know, I gotta find a job.
365
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,366
Are you and Mom
gonna get back together?
366
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,761
I don't know.
367
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,929
That's not, uh, entirely
up to me, you know?
368
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,415
SAMANTHA: I remember
when I was six,
369
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,175
you and Mom
were fighting like mad.
370
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,443
You were yelling so loud
and she was crying.
371
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,815
That's what you remember, huh?

372
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,895
Yep.
373
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,215
You don't remember
the trips to Galveston,
374
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,535
camping in Big Bend,
all the fun we had?
375
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,561
Nope.
376
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,335
You ever get mad at your mother?
377
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,439
Yeah.
378
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,090
You ever get mad at your brother?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
379
00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:01,295
Yeah. You ever yell at him?
Oh, yeah.
380
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,575
Doesn't mean you
don't love him, right?
381
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,965
Mmm...
(MASON SR. CHUCKLES)
382
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,815
Look, the same thing happens
when you're grown up, all right?
383
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,375
You know, you get mad at people.
384
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,721
You know, it's not a big deal.
385
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,724
What'd you do in Alaska?
386
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,370
I worked on a boat
for a while. Um...
387
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,322
I tried to write some music.
388
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,295
Did you see any polar bears?
389
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,415
(CHUCKLING) No.
But I saw a Kodiak bear.
390
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,855
It was fuckin' huge!
391
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,929
Dad! That's 50 cents
for the F-word!
392
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,655
I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)
393
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,889
Here, take a dollar, all right?
Keep the change.
394
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,167
You guys are gonna be seeing
a lot more of me. Okay?
395
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,735
I missed you two real bad while I was
gone, okay, I want you to know that.
396
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,082
I just needed to take some
time, you know, to...
397
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,441
Just...
398
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,242
Your mom and me, okay...
399
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,735
Well, your mother, okay,
is a piece of work, all right.
400
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,003
I think you know that
by now, all right?
401
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,645
And I'm just...
402
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,571
I'm so happy to be
with the two of you, okay?
403
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,935
And I'm sorry about
that bumper business.
404
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,440
I'm gonna get better
at stuff like that, okay?
405
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,895
MASON: I got that one
at Dripping Springs,
406
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,287
and, um, my friend Rodney
gave me that one.
407
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,935
MASON SR.: Yeah?
MASON: And I bought that one.
408
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,455
You bought this one?
Yeah.
409
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,775
You found this at Dripping Springs?
Uh-huh.
410
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,006

Wow.
411
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,735
What else do you got?
412
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,842
Well, um,
these are snake vertebrae.
413
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,566
Snake vertebrae? That's disgusting.
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
414
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,815
Mason, I don't want you collecting
snake vertebrae anymore.
415
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,055
(BOTH LAUGH)
416
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,415
Is this the feather I sent you?
417
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,975
Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
yeah, it is.
418
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,295
Oh, Dad! Um, I forgot to show you,
um, these basketball pictures.
419
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,975
You're on a basketball team?
Yeah.
420
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,455
Wow! Check you out!
421
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,855
These are beaver claws.
Beaver claws?
422
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,881
SAMANTHA: That's me.
423
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,975
MASON: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. No.

MASON SR.: What, you hunting beaver?
424
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,815
You see, that's McKinney,
that's Meg and that's Gem.
425
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,895
Those are my friends.
Uh-huh.
426
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,135
What position do you play?
427
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,295
Um, guard.
428
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,655
This is dried Canadian grass.
Uh-huh.
429
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,975
Wait, have you
scored any points?
430
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,215
Well, about eight or 10 a game.
431
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,455
Eight or 10 a game?
That is awesome!
432
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,735
Once, she didn't score any
and she cried!
433
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,815
You cried?
434
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,055
Well, only a little bit.
Aw...
435
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,081
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,815
Hello!
Pomegranate.
437
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,495
Oh, Mason, Mom's home!
438
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,695
Mom's home!
439
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,846
Mom's home.
440
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,375
Mom! Hi! Look at this owl
Daddy gave me!
441
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,528
Isn't it cool?
See, its head spins!
442
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,486
And look at this bracelet. It
was made by Indians in Alaska.
443
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,175
And Daddy made this cool hand-carved
grizzly bear and this tiki.
444
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,015
OLIVIA: It's a totem.
SAMANTHA: And guess what else?
445
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,169
We went bowling and I made four strikes!
(CHUCKLES)
446
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,895
Yeah, and we got to ride
around in Dad's car! Wow.
447
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,855
Hey, Liv.
Hey.
448
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,405
I know you wanted me to drop
them off at your mom's.
449
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,204
I just thought it'd be easier
if I brought 'em over here.
450
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,882
Well, it really
screwed up my plans.
451
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,175
Well, we just wanted
to show him our rooms.
452
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,295
Yeah.
453
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,360
Did you guys eat anything?
454
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,375
Well, we had some French
fries at the bowling alley.
455
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,695
Did you do your homework?
456
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,801
No.
Not yet.
457
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,448
Okay. Can I talk to you
outside for a second?
458
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,645
Yeah. Sure.
459
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,641
They had more than French fries.
460
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,726
(INAUDIBLE)
461
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,410
Do you think he's gonna
spend the night?
462
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,088

SAMANTHA: Doesn't look like it.
463
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,886
(SIGHS)
464
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,527
WELBROCK: Okay.
An unconditioned stimulus,
465
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,007
something that produces
an unlearned,
466
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,121
involuntary,
unconditioned response.
467
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,535
Now, in Pavlov's experiment,
468
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,927
what was the stimulus
that he used?
469
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,935
Come on now, people! Tough weekend?
What's the deal here?
470
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,775
Meat, right? Meat.
Meat powder, actually.
471
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,535
Whatever meat powder is,
it worked on this dog.
472
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,135
Okay, he put
the meat powder in there
473
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,575
and it produced an unconditioned
response in the dog, which was?
474
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,295
Salivation! All right?
475
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,655
Now, who can give me
another example
476
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,215
of an unconditioned
stimulus response pair
477
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,844
that happens to you every day?
478
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,329
It's probably happening
to some of you right now.
479
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,405
How about sex?
480
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,255
Sure, you know,
481
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,295
you see an attractive member
of the opposite gender,
482
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,415
you have an automatic response.
483
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,535
You don't have
to think about it.
484
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,324
Mick Jagger wrote
a song about it.
485
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,855
"Oh, when they call your name,"
486
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,895
"I salivate like
a Pavlov dog."
487
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,126
(ALL LAUGHING)
488
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,846

Thank you very much.
Class dismissed.
489
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,364
OLIVIA: Doctor Welbrock.
490
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,286
This is my son Mason.
Oh...
491
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,175
Mason, this is
Dr. Welbrock.
492
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,295
Your son.
493
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,129
Now see, I thought
this was a boy genius
494
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,607
who was taking my college course.
(BOTH LAUGH)
495
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,095
He wasn't feeling well today, so I
thought I'd bring him with me.
496
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,121
Uh...
497
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,055
No fever.
It's a con job.
498
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,935
I can tell because I have a nine-year-old
son, he pulls this all the time.
499
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,535
Same kind of deal.
500
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,855
Hey, you play soccer?
No.
501
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,895
Neither does my boy. He hates soccer.
He likes computers.
502
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,735
My 11-year-old daughter
loves soccer!
503
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,015
Who can figure?
(MASON CHUCKLES)
504
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,855
Maybe we can get all you
guys together sometime, huh?
505
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,405
Maybe, yeah.
506
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,615
Well, you ready to go?
507
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,641
Yeah.
508
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,923
Nice to meet you, Mason.
Nice to meet you, too.
509
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,247
And thanks for
coming to my class.
510
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,241
Olivia.
511
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,009
Nice kid.
Thanks.
512
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,085
So, you think, uh, Grandma might be
available for a little babysitting?
513
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,328
OLIVIA: (LAUGHS) Maybe.
514
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,815
Really?
Oh, yeah.
515
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,365
WELBROCK: Well, great.
516
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,895
CHILDREN: (SINGING)
Dead man, dead man, wake up!
517
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,242
One, two, three, four,
five, you're alive!
518
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,690
(ALL LAUGHING)
519
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,442
MINDY: My turn.
Kids, they're here!
520
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,775
SAMANTHA: They're home, they're home!
CATHERINE: Come on!
521
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,131
Hurry, hurry.
522
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,691
ALL: Hi!
Hi!
523
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,175
Oh! We're here!
524
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,328
How was it? How was it?
Hey! We've returned!
525
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,055
Honey, it's so good to see you.
526
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,815
Hi, Dad!
Samantha, Mason. Hello.
527
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,415
Thank you.
That's very nice.
528
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,442
WELBROCK: Hey, Mom.
How are you?
529
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,815
SAMANTHA: Oh! Mom, Mom!
530
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,080
They give you trouble?
Look at the sign we made.
531
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,295
Samantha and I made it all ourselves.
SAMANTHA: Yeah.
532
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,055
I know the boys helped
you with that a lot.
533
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,003
No, not at all!
(ALL LAUGH)
534
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,815
That's good. Look at this.
OLIVIA: Okay. There you go.
535
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,888
Pass out the goodies.
This is for the girls.
536
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,135
Don't worry, we got you some absinthe.
It's in the...
537
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,295
Let's pour.
538
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,775
You take this big elevator up,
539
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,135
and when we got to the top,
540
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,215
we flew a paper airplane off.
541
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,575
RANDY: And what happened?
OLIVIA: It flew!
542
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,647
WELBROCK: It flew away,
it went for miles.
543
00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:19,325
Went under the Arc de Triomphe, you know.
(OLIVIA LAUGHS)
544
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,648
Oh, did you guys kiss
under the Bridge of Sighs?
545
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,851
Yes.
Yes, we did.
546
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,935
Mom, can we see
your wedding ring?
547
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,291
OLIVIA: Oh, sure.
548
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,041
MINDY: Wow.
549
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,775
SAMANTHA: Technically,
that's a fancy step out
550
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,802
surrounded by
miniature brilliant.
551
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,735
I wish we could've
gone to Europe.
552
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,807
Yeah.
553
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,455
Yeah, we'll go as
a family next time.
554
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,815
But you didn't
miss much, really.
555
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,975
We just stayed in the hotel room
556
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,495
the whole time
playing video games.
557
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,521
(OLIVIA CHUCKLES) Really?
558
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,055
And the hotels are really
small and really old.
559
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,135
Squeaky.
560
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,415
WAITER: Can I get
you anything else?
561
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,771
Would you like to see
a dessert menu?
562
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,015
Listen, I told you
to put that away.
563
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,655
Would you put that
in your purse, please?
564
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,002
Computer games at the table. Yes,
uh, please, another bottle of wine.
565
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,091

Um, Coke.
OLIVIA: Um, you know what?
566
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,015
Mason, you're okay with water.
567
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,895
No more Cokes.
Thank you.
568
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,095
WELBROCK: And how about you? Did
you finish your science project?
569
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,043
Not quite yet.
570
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,041
Well, did you work on it? Did you
build anything or plan anything or...
571
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,444
A little. Did he work
on it at all, Mindy?
572
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,801
No.
573
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,855
Did he sit around playing video
games with Mason the whole time?
574
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,211
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
WELBROCK: Mmm.
575
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,335
You were supposed to finish
that by the time I got back.
576
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,407
Remember?
577
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,241
Hey.
578
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,215

Grievous is the best, man.
579
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,055
Yoda!
No, Yoda is, man!
580
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,375
Yoda! Yoda, man.
581
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,575
He has four arms.
582
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,215
Yoda, represent!
583
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,403
I hate Miss Burnsby. Everybody's
been saying she's lesbian.
584
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,922
She is. She hit on Stacey.
585
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,975
Man, that's gross.
586
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,135
Think it's true?
587
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,686
She's always walking
in the locker room.
588
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,763
I think I still have
a couple of those...
589
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,922
Hey, Paul, tell us a joke.
590
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,521
Damn. Fuck.
Go to hell. Ass.
591
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,361
(VIDEO GAME PLAYING ON TV)
592
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,575
MASON: Oh! Blew you up.
593
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,648
Heck, man.
That was not fair.
594
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,815
MASON: No, actually it was.
595
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,444
That's, like,
the fairest thing ever.
596
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,971
Where are you?
597
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,487
Ooh, once again,
I take you down.
598
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,761
(ALL LAUGH)
599
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,935
MASON: The Mask?
600
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,485
Uh...
Three Musketeers?
601
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,365
RANDY: First word.
602
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,855
MASON: Chicken. Bird.
RANDY: Chicken. Bird.
603
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,881
(ALL LAUGH)
604
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,881
BOTH: Second word.
605
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,169
Hood. Big hair. Robin Hood!
Ah!
606
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,209
Whoo!
WELBROCK: Brilliant child!
607
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,446
GIRLS' TEAM: Second word.
608
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,767
MINDY: Blanket?
609
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,120
MASON: Hey,
you can't use props!
610
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,655
Hey, hey, hey!
611
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,975
Cut it out. Judges speak.
No props. No props.
612
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,129
Can't use props. You can do it
without that. Think, think, think.
613
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,735
MINDY: Um, folding.
OLIVIA: Bunch!
614
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,695
The Gathered? Folded.
Is it like... Um...
615
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,721
(LAUGHING)
616
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,495
MINDY: It's just messing around
with a blanket. Wrinkling it...
617
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,695
A Wrinkle In Time!
Wrinkle.
618
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,165
OLIVIA: Whoo!
619
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,523
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
620
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,415
What are the guards of Azkaban?
(BELL DINGS)
621
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,771
Dementors.
Ah...
622
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,528
Front of the fine,
are you ready?
623
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,325
(CROWD CHEERING)
624
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,211
Countdown with me, ladies
and gentlemen. Ten!
625
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,695
Nine! Eight! Seven!
(ALL COUNTING)
626
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,015
Six! Five! Four!
627
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,015
Three! Two! One!
628
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,375
Let's go!
629
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,401
Whoo!
(CROWD CHEERING)
630
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,768
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
631
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,165
Thank you.
632
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,601
Thanks.
633
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,015
SALESWOMAN: All righty. Here we go.
634
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,240
(SQUEALS)
(SALESWOMAN CHUCKLES)
635
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,855
No, no, no. Back up and take a
practice swing first, remember?
636
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,815
Nice and easy. Sweep the floor.
Sweep the floor.
637
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,365
That's good.
638
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,815
Don't swing too hard, Randy.
639
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,410
He always swings too hard.
640
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,764
Hey! All right!
Very good!
641
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,775
Back your feet up a little bit.
Yeah, like that.
642
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,450
Now you're gonna hit
it straighter. Okay.
643
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,055
All right, go up
and hit it. That's good.
644
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,809
Nice slow swing is
gonna be better for you.
645
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,611
All right!
646
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,495
I don't know, man,
you must've been...
647
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,575
See, your feet
are too open, Randy.
648
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,602
Nice and natural.
649
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,095
Yes! Go! All right!
650
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,415
Give me five! Good
putt, son, good putt.
651
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,615
Did you see that, Randy?
That's the way to do it!
652
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,926
All right.
653
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,207
Birdie putt.
654
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,762
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
655
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,528
Get my clubs, would you?
Get the ball.
656
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,969
This is just in case we
have guests this weekend.
657
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,295
(DOOR CLOSES)
658
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,130

He always says that,
but we never have guests.
659
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,295
Samantha, I think
I heard your dad pull up.
660
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,375
All right.
661
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,890
You guys finish your chores?
662
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,411
Not quite.
663
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,210
Just about.
664
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,935
How about the dusting, Sam?
665
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,610
I haven't done that yet.
666
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,604
Well, I saw you working
on your art project.
667
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,775
You had time to finish
your little art project,
668
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,529
but you didn't have time
to finish your chores?
669
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,775
I thought we talked about that.
670
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,335
Dad, it's fine,
I can finish the dusting.
671
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,455
No, it's not fine, Mindy.
672
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,055
You have your own chores to
do and Sam has hers to do.
673
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,844
Huh? It's simple.
674
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,731
Poor choice there, Sam.
And hurry up.
675
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,561
Mason!
676
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,970
Your dad's here.
677
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,215
You guys aren't setting
any speed records, are you?
678
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,641
What'd you do, get about half done?
Hey, hey, hey.
679
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,335
So, did you finish?
680
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,361
No.
681
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,049
Is the job complete?
682
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,486
So, what are you
gonna be doing tomorrow?
683
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,681
Same thing, right?
684
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,564
Yeah.
Okay. Go.
685
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,975

Bye, Mom.
686
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,047
Bye, babe, I love you.
687
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,895
SAMANTHA: Bye, Mama.
688
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,935
Bye, honey.
Have fun with your dad.
689
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,450
WELBROCK: Just a minute, Mason.
690
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,535
The boys didn't
finish raking leaves.
691
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,562
Samantha did not finish dusting.
692
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,895
So tomorrow,
when they come home,
693
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,215
instead of swimming
and all the other
694
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,455
little stuff that
they want to do,
695
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,655
they're going to do
their chores. Right?
696
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,735
Right.
697
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,255
Okay, guys,
you had this conversation,
698
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,486
you understand?
Tomorrow?
699
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,081
Okay.
700
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,095
Thank you. I just wanted
you to back me up on that
701
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,175
so I'm not the only one
yelling at them all the time.
702
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,202
Okay, I back you up.
You guys got that?
703
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,415
We all agree, everybody agrees, right?
Tomorrow, chores?
704
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,966
They don't hear it. Goes in
one ear and out the other.
705
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,255
But, Dad, I mean,
dusting is pointless.
706
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,203
It's not pointless,
you just don't like to do it.
707
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,842
But, I mean, who dusts anymore?
708
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,048
You do when we ask you to!
709
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,455
And don't... Olivia, don't
let her back talk me
710
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,295
in front of the other kids,
please. Thank you.
711
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,481
Samantha, please.
712
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,655
Whatever!
713
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,935
WELBROCK: Bye-bye.
Have a wonderful weekend.
714
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,121
OLIVIA: Sam...
715
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,448
Okay. Bye, guys. Love you.
(SIGHS)
716
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,055
I'm sorry, but I thought
we talked about it.
717
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,015
You have to draw a line,
you have to back it up.
718
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,566
Okay. It's just you have
so many lines, Bill.
719
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,975
Everything's a line.
720
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,055
MASON SR.: Hey, Randy!
Hey.
721
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,375
Bye.
Bye.
722
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,455
Hey, you two.
How you doing?
723
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,925
Shotgun.
Ooh!
724
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,335
Here, let me get
these bags here.
725
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,495
You doing okay, darling?
726
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,851
Yeah.
Yeah?
727
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,495
What about you, cowboy?
Pretty good.
728
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,965
Yeah?
729
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,524
All right. Let's roll!
730
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,050
You guys ready for the big game?
731
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,695
Yeah.
732
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,655
Sam, who are the Astros
playing tonight?
733
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,775
I don't know.
734
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,455
The Milwaukee Brewers,
all right?
735
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,760
Get to know 'em,
get to hate 'em.
736
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,575
Mason. How you been? Huh?
How was your week?
737
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,647
Pretty good.
738
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,285
Yeah? What you been up to?
739
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,335
Not much.
No?
740
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,695
You still hanging
with that kid Joe?
741
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,449
Yeah. And he's still
your best friend?
742
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,921
Yeah, I guess.
743
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,775
Okay.
744
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,095
How about you?
How was your week?
745
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,175
Fine.
746
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,775
What you been up to?
747
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,801
Nothing, really.
748
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,935
You, um, still working on
that sculpture project?
749
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,015
Yeah. Almost finished.
Yeah?
750
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,041
What's it of?
751
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,647
Nothing.
752
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,161
(CHUCKLES)
753
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,415
MASON SR.: All right, no, no, no.
754
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,215
No, that is not how we are going
to talk to one another. All right?
755
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,165
No, I will not be that guy. You cannot
put me in that category, all right?
756
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,535
"The biological father that I
spend every other week with,"
757
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,335
"and I make polite conversation"
758
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,455
"while he drives me places
and buys me shit."
759
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,528
No! Talk to me.
760
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,375
Samantha, how was your week?
761
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,295
"Uh, I don't know, Dad,
it was kinda tough."
762
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,215
"Billy and Ellen broke up,
and Ellen's kinda mad at me,"
763
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,368
"'cause she saw me talking
to Billy in the cafeteria."
764
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,895
"And you remember that
sculpture I was working on,"
765
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,255
"well, it was a unicorn,"
766
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,250
"and the horn broke off,
so now it's a zebra," okay?
767
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,415
"But I still think I'm
gonna get an right?"
768
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,375
Mason, uh, how was your week?
769
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,255
"Well, Dad, you know
it was kinda tough."
770
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,175
"Joey's kind of a jerk,
actually."
771
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,495
"He stole some cigarettes from his
mom and he wanted me to smoke 'em,"
772
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,935
"but I said no because I knew"
773
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,895
"what a hard time you had
quitting smoking, Dad."
774
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,815
How 'bout that?
Is that so hard?
775
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,775
Dad, these questions
are kind of hard to answer.
776
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,770
What is so hard to answer about

what sculpture are you making?
777
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,291
It's abstract.
778
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,255
Okay. Okay, that's good.
779
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,935
See, I didn't know that.
780
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,247
I didn't know you were even
interested in abstract art.
781
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,255
I'm not.
They make us do it.
782
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,487
MASON: But, Dad,
why is it all on us, though?
783
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,655
What about you?
How was your week?
784
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,015
Who do you hang out with?
785
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,281
Do you have a girlfriend?
What have you been up to?
786
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,610
I see your point.
787
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,455
So we should just let it
happen more natural, right?
788
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,095
That's what you're saying?
789
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,255
Okay, that's what we'll do.
790
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,361
Starting now.
791
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,090
Check this out.
792
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,564
That would be a...
793
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,287
That would be a Magnificent Owl.
Caligo atreus.
794
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,055
What's that one? Look at this.
MASON: Whoa!
795
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,135
What kind is that?
796
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,686
That looks like a Zebra Longwing.
All right.
797
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,895
MASON: Cool.
798
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,855
This one's incredible.
That's the owl one, right?
799
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,326
MASON: Yeah.
Magnificent Owl.
800
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,807
I think he went
pee-pee on you, bud.
801
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,295
(LAUGHS)
802
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,848
One, two, three, four, five.
803
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,811

(LAUGHS)
804
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,530
(MASON SR. SCREAMING)
805
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,007
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
806
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,571
(SCREAMS)
807
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,569
Yo, Mase, look at me here. Make a
diamond with your hands, all right?
808
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,455
Fingers and thumbs.
809
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,925
Keep your hands soft.
810
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,846
Sam. Very nice.
811
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,175
That's how you want to
catch it, just like that.
812
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,255
Even when you're running,
813
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,884
that's what you're thinking
about, that diamond.
814
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,055
That diamond and soft hands.
815
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,445
There it is.
816
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,244
(GRUNTING)
817
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,765

(YELLING)
818
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,405
No, no, no.
819
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,135
No!
Yes!
820
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,242
Don't let her get...
No, no, no!
821
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,610
MASON SR.: Let's go, Roger!
822
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,006
(CROWD CHEERING)
823
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,568
That's it, Roger!
Yeah!
824
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,610
Guy's incredible.
He's unhittable this year.
825
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,695
Now, just so you know, what
we're watching here is history.
826
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,960
Now, you see this guy out here?
827
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,895
This dude is like 43 years old,
828
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,095
and he's striking out
guys half his age.
829
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,603
This guy's ERA is 1.47, all right?
Can you believe that?
830
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,162
Now, if the Astros could just get a

few runs, maybe we'd win a game.
831
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,963
Dad, do you have a job?
832
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,566
(CHUCKLES)
833
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,775
Why would you ask me that?
834
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,175
I don't know.
Mom wanted to know,
835
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,095
and I didn't know what the answer was.
Mom wanted to know.
836
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,935
All right.
Well, you can tell Mom
837
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,530
that I just happen
to have passed
838
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,484
my second actuarial exam,
all right?
839
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,015
So, tell her that.
How's she doing?
840
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,095
Is she finishing school?
841
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,121
Yep, all A's.
842
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,244
All A's, huh? Like mother,
like daughter, right?
843
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,295
(CROWD CHEERING)
844
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,815
MASON SR.: He got that!
That's out...
845
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,171
Oh! Oh!
846
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,855
Yeah! Look at that!
847
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,415
Yeah!
848
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,930
(ALL CHEERING)
849
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,849
MASON SR.: Mason! Yes!
850
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,565
(MASON CHEERING)
851
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,850
MASON SR.: Whoo!
852
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,846
MASON: (LAUGHING)
Yeah!
853
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,841
Yeah!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
854
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,526
MASON SR.: Whoo!
855
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,485
(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)
856
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,055
Hey, Jimmy.
JIMMY: Hey, Samantha!
857
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,255
Hey. What's up, Jimmy?

858
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,851
What's going on, Mason, man?
859
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,495
Astros won.
860
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,855
You went to the game?
861
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,175
What, I'm the only one
with any arms around here?
862
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,884
Nobody else can
carry anything? Huh?
863
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,215
Help their old man out?
864
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,685
What you watching?
865
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,129
Oh, come on, Jimmy, man! You knew
the kids were coming this weekend.
866
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,175
Can't you just help
me out a little bit?
867
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,486
I'm sorry, muffin.
868
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,975
MASON SR.: Yeah, don't
"muffin" me, all right?
869
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,200
Don't put me in that position.
870
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,601
I'm not your fuckin'
Tony Randall.
871
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,006
Dad, it's always a mess.
872
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,771
It was not a mess
this morning. Okay?
873
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,695
I mowed the lawn.
874
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,563
MASON SR.: Oh, yeah? Great.
875
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,175
Oh, come on, man!
Turn this shit off.
876
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,362
Come on, give me that thing.
877
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,286
(SIGHS)
878
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,775
Did you watch the game?
(CHUCKLES) No.
879
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,535
MASON SR.: Lane won it
with a three-run homer.
880
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,289
It was beautiful, wasn't it?
881
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,135
Sam lost her mind.
882
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,764
She's a huge Astros fan.
883
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,241
Sure.
(GUITAR STRUMMING)
884
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,129
(SINGING) Saturday night
was a lunar eclipse

885
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,411
I sang 'em a song
Went something like this
886
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,523
Well, go to sleep,
my weary babies
887
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,642
Let the sounds roll on by
888
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,482
Tonight we're safe
here in Houston
889
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,962
With this, your daddy's lullaby
890
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,487
Your mother's got
a new husband now
891
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,281
He seems all right
892
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,684
I wonder if he's
reading them stories
893
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,051
And kissing them good night
894
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,808
Well, babysitters say
they miss me
895
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,646
I know
I shouldn't hope it's true
896
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,935
Teacher says my son
paints pictures of a family
897
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,201
All in blue
898
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,569
She says she caught him
whispering to the window
899
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,370
Will Daddy please come home?
900
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,246
I know I could call him up
901
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,329
But what if his mother
answers the phone?
902
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,242
You brush your teeth?
What?
903
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,815
Did you brush your teeth?
904
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,320
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
905
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,975
You gonna fall asleep with
those things in your head?
906
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,001
(CHUCKLES) Maybe.
907
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,335
Yeah, well, try not to, all right?
Okay.
908
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,362
Want me to turn off the light?
Okay. Sure.
909
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,487
Good night, Sam.
Night, Dad.
910
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,961
Good night, Sam.
SAMANTHA: Good night, Jimmy.

911
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,050
Hey. That was
a fun day, right?
912
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,009
Yeah, it was. Sorry.
913
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,442
Why? That Mason had to
be there, you know.
914
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,095
(CHUCKLES)
915
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,122
Good night.
Good night.
916
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,480
Dad?
917
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,763
There's no, like, real
magic in the world, right?
918
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,450
What do you mean?
919
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,004
You know, like elves and stuff.
920
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,569
People just made that up.
921
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,131
Oh, I don't know.
922
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,415
I mean, what makes you think
that elves are any more magical
923
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,442
than something like a whale?
924
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,375

You know what I mean? What
if I told you a story about
925
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,615
how underneath the ocean,
926
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,655
there was this giant sea mammal
927
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,615
that used sonar and sang songs
928
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,535
and it was so big that its
heart was the size of a car
929
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,370
and you could crawl
through the arteries?
930
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,015
I mean, you'd think that
was pretty magical, right?
931
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,405
Yeah.
932
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,975
But, like, right this second,
933
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,085
there's, like, no elves
in the world, right?
934
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,451
No. Technically,
no elves.
935
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,404
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
936
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,848
Love you, guys. All right.
Be well. See you, Dad.
937
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,335
Have a great week. Sam,

I'll see you next weekend?
938
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,095
All right. Oh, yeah, that's right.
What?
939
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,175
Suzy has a birthday party
next Saturday.
940
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,255
A sleepover?
Yeah.
941
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,095
All right. I'll talk
to your mom about it.
942
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,335
Bye, Dad.
Don't worry about it, okay?
943
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,283
Have a great week. Okay.
Had a great time.
944
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,325
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
ON COMPUTER) Oh, man.
945
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,800
How do you guys not know how to do this?
(ALL CHUCKING)
946
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,043
I'll make you some bookmarks.
Just a second. Pictures...
947
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,324
Ooh. She looks nice.
948
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,851
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
949
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,368
Randy, Mason, Dad wants
you guys downstairs.
950
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,521
Why?
You're getting haircuts.
951
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,369
(WHIRRING)
952
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,404
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
953
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,680
WELBROCK: This is gonna
look so much better.
954
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,883
You're gonna look like a man,
instead of like a little girl.
955
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,724
You're taking the eyebrows
off next, right, Byron?
956
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,080
(LAUGHS)
957
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,963
Mason, we're leaving.
958
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,850
(CHUCKLES) You're not sick.
959
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,681
(SCOFFS)
960
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,208
Bye, guys.
ALL: Bye, Mom.
961
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,560
Where's Mason?
962
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,855
He doesn't feel too good. I don't
think he's going to school.
963
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,281

(SIGHS) He's totally faking it.
964
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,926
Bye.
965
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,811
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SIGHS)
966
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,642
Mason, what's going on?
967
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,960
(SIGHS)
968
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,895
I don't feel good.
969
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,175
Yeah, well,
your head feels fine.
970
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,645
So get your ass out of bed.
971
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,895
I'm gonna drive you to school.
972
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,571
You got five minutes,
and don't make me late.
973
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,646
(SIGHS)
974
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,048
I mean, he didn't even ask!
He just cut it.
975
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,125
It's my hair!
976
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,520
Well, no wonder you were angry.
I'd be angry, too.
977
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,522
I look like a Martian now.
978
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,328
Honey, you know what? I'm gonna
talk to him about it later. Okay?
979
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,649
Yeah, I tried to call you, but
you didn't answer your phone.
980
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,883
I'm so sorry. I've been
so busy with school.
981
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,887
For what it's worth, it's
hair and it will grow back.
982
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,485
And now I can see your pretty
eyes and your foxy face.
983
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,095
Why did you even marry him?
984
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,201
He's such a jerk!
985
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,086
Well, Bill has
his good qualities.
986
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,285
You know, nobody's perfect.
And now we have a family.
987
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,050
We already had a family.
988
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,295
ALL: I pledge allegiance
to the flag
989
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,215
of the United States
of America...
990
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,449
(STUDENTS LAUGHING) ...and to the
Republic for which it stands,
991
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,815
one nation, under God,
992
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,775
indivisible, with liberty
and justice for all.
993
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,531
TEACHER: Please join me
in the Texas Pledge.
994
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,975
ALL: Honor the Texas flag.
995
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,526
I pledge allegiance to thee,
996
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,371
Texas one and indivisible.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
997
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,255
TEACHER: Thank you.
You may be seated.
998
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,455
(ALL LAUGHING)
999
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,925
TEACHER: All right.
1000
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,335
All right, class, as you know,
1001
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,575
we've been working on
our mythology projects,
1002
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,375
and you're going to be writing
papers about gods and goddesses.
1003
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,095
We've listed those gods and
goddesses here on the board.
1004
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,575
We added a couple of monsters
1005
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,935
for some of you who might
be interested in that.
1006
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,375
And you're going to write your
essay about your god and goddess,
1007
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,175
and to make sure that
you cover everything,
1008
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,775
let's make sure that we do all
of these things right here.
1009
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,282
First of all, you need to name
your god or goddess,
1010
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,530
and you need to include who,
what, when, where, why and how.
1011
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,535
So make sure that
you cover all those things
1012
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,244
when you're writing your essay.
1013
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,568
There's a bump right there.
1014
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,335
I'll see you later, guys.
1015
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,486
MASON: Yeah.
1016
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,569
(OLIVIA WHIMPERING)
1017
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,450
(OLIVIA SOBBING)
1018
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,815
MASON: Mom, are you okay?
RANDY: What happened?
1019
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,895
No.
1020
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,415
Go in the house! Go! Go in the house!
Go in the house!
1021
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,011
WELBROCK: Your mother
had a little accident.
1022
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,215
Now she's being dramatic.
1023
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,241
(SOBS)
1024
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,047
WELBROCK: Get off the fucking
floor, Olivia. For Christ's sake!
1025
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,885
(DOOR CLOSES)
1026
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,881
(SIGHS)
1027
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,843
I'm having a drink
with my dinner.
1028
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,366
Anybody else have
a problem with that?
1029
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,721
Hmm?
1030
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,883
Samantha?
No.
1031
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,535
Mindy?
1032
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,561
No.
1033
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,000
(CHUCKLES)
1034
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,887
I didn't think so.
1035
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,641
(SIGHS)
1036
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,400
WELBROCK: You don't like me
much, do you, Mason?
1037
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,562
That's okay. I don't like me either.
(CHUCKLES)
1038
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,204
You think
that's funny? Huh?
1039
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,640
You think that's fuckin' funny?
(OLIVIA SCREAMS)
1040
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,175
What's the matter, you
feeling a little left out?
1041
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,201
(OLIVIA SCREAMS)
1042
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,855
Clean it up, God damn it!
Clean it up.
1043
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,455
Bill! Clean it up, God damn it!
1044
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,970
I hate squash!
1045
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,402
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON LAPTOP)
1046
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,135
WILL FERRELL ON LAPTOP: Pearl.
1047
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,735
I'm gonna pay you.
1048
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,135
I'm working
three jobs right now.
1049
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,640
How many times can
you watch that, Mason?
1050
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,809
It's funny.
I'm driving a cab.
1051
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,215
I'm inside with my buddy right
now just going over my rsum.
1052
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,287
(PEARL BABBLING)
1053
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,288
Okay, you know what?
You need to relax.
1054
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,775
Look, why do you need your
money so fast? Come on.
1055
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,695
Has he ever gotten this bad before?
RANDY: No.
1056
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,415
But he's yelled a lot.
1057
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,410
Yeah, but he hasn't
thrown and broken stuff.
1058
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,400
FERRELL: Yeah.
You're drunk. I knew it.
1059
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,089
You're already drunk.
1060
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,402
Give me your cell phones.
1061
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,762
So nobody talked to her, huh?
1062
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,087
Mason?
1063
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,121
No.
1064
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,255
Mindy?
No.
1065
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,281
I believe you.
1066
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,015
Samantha?
1067
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,041
No.
1068
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,366
(SNIFFS)
1069
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,042
I didn't talk to her.
She left a message.
1070
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,375
(CHUCKLES)
1071
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,447
What'd she say?
1072
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,201
Nothing much.
1073
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,565
What did she say?
1074
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,210
She said she'd be back later.
1075
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,848
And that's all,
"I'll be back later," click?
1076
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,961
(SIGHS)
1077
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,495
She said, "Stay in your rooms.
I'll be back later."
1078
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,569
I'll be back later, stay in your rooms.
And that's all? Hmm?
1079
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,975
Yeah.
1080
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,047
Where is she?
1081
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,855
I don't know.
Where is she?
1082
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,881
She didn't say!
1083
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,366
All right. Everybody,
get in the car.
1084
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,642
Hurry up!
Get in the car!
1085
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,135
It's still not working.
1086
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,241
WELBROCK: Oh, bullshit.
1087
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,526
(SIGHS)
1088
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,205
She took it all.
1089
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,921
All right, Randy, go cash this.
1090
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,121
Tell them I'm not feeling well
or something. I don't know.
1091
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,204
Mason, go with him.
1092
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,561
Here. There's my ID.
(SIGHS)
1093
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,731
Hi, good afternoon, fellas.
What can I do for you today?
1094
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,927
Now what's this?
1095
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,615
Can't read this.
1096
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,766
Hey!
1097
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,440
This isn't you!
Who is this?
1098
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,765
It's our dad.
1099
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,129
He's not feeling well.
1100
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,402
Oh! Hey! Yeah, I know him.
Okay, here we go.
1101
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,935
Five hundred bucks.
1102
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,611
One, two, three, four...
1103
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,920
Five hundred bucks.
All right?
1104
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,408
Don't forget your dad's ID.
1105
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,888
Now take care of your dad now, son.
You only got the one.
1106
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,046
WELBROCK: Damn it.
1107
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,610
Get outta the way.
Jesus Christ.
1108
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,366
God...
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1109
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,046
(ALL SCREAMING)
1110
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,245
WELBROCK: Calm down!
1111
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,367

Samantha! Mason!
1112
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,167
Samantha!
1113
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,295
Where the hell have you been?
1114
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,880
I'm leaving you, Bill.
We're moving out.
1115
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,775
I doubt that.
1116
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,375
Samantha, Mason!
Come down!
1117
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,335
No, mmm-mmm, don't think so.
Oh, who's this?
1118
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,040
I'm not here for you!
WELBROCK: Oh, really?
1119
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,408
Oh, I know, you're here
to protect my wife from me.
1120
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,000
Well, thank you so much, you two.
Okay, stay back!
1121
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,615
Why don't you come inside here?
Huh? Come inside here.
1122
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,095
Where the hell are you going?
1123
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,175
Get your ass upstairs!
You're not going anywhere.
1124
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,770

Stop! Come on!
1125
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,135
Where the hell do you think you're going?
Get upstairs!
1126
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,695
What the hell... Nobody's
going anywhere, God damn it!
1127
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,370
No, God damn it!
Stop it.
1128
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,655
Don't touch my kids!
1129
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,975
All right, take 'em.
Go on, go on.
1130
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,161
OLIVIA: Don't touch them!
WELBROCK: Take 'em.
1131
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,295
Take 'em then, just take 'em!
Get in the car.
1132
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,367
Go!
1133
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,005
Get upstairs! Olivia!
1134
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,686
OLIVIA: Seat belts! Put your seat belts on.
(ENGINE STARTS)
1135
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,646
Where are we going?
1136
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,604
We're going to stay with Carol
and her family for a while.
1137
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,044

Don't look back.
1138
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,164
CAROL: It's gonna be okay.
1139
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,285
(VIDEO GAME PLAYING ON TV)
1140
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,455
ABBY: (SINGING)
And we see that
1141
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,643
We're all in this together
1142
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,963
And it shows
When we stand hand in hand
1143
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,735
Hey, Lee and Mason.
Guys, when you want
1144
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,728
to take a break, here's a snack.
1145
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,215
(CONTINUES SINGING)
...going on...
1146
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,495
Wildcats in the house
Everybody say it loud
1147
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,335
Wildcats everywhere
1148
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,964
Wave your hands up in the air
1149
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,289
CAROL: Abby, why don't you
come and help me with this?
1150
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,244
Why couldn't Randy
and Mindy come with us?

1151
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,895
I'm not their
legal guardian, honey.
1152
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,215
That would be kidnapping.
I can't just...
1153
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,895
What's gonna happen to them?
1154
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,295
What happens when their legal
guardian is dangerous and abusive?
1155
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,055
I don't know, honey.
1156
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,289
I called their mom. I called
the Child Protective Services.
1157
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,135
I have you and your brother.
1158
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,735
We are in a dangerous situation.
1159
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,524
You're my responsibility.
1160
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,248
Are we ever gonna
see them again?
1161
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,055
I don't know.
1162
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,320
I hope so.
1163
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,840
How much longer
are we gonna be here?
1164
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,570
Not long. We're...
1165
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,971
(SOBBING) I don't...
1166
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,128
I don't know. I don't
have the answer, baby.
1167
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,975
CAROL: Listen.
1168
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,810
We are happy to have you
here as long as you want.
1169
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,404
As long as you need.
1170
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,881
This is fun for us, isn't it?
Mmm-hmm.
1171
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,800
CAROL: Yeah, it's like
having a big sister?
1172
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,695
Like having a brother.
1173
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,175
OLIVIA: We're gonna
help out, right?
1174
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,735
You're not even gonna
know we're here.
1175
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,205
CAROL: Okay.
1176
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,095
Mom, this is awful.
1177
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,855
You're dumping me in some

parking lot of this school
1178
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,370
where I don't even know anyone!
1179
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,975
I'm leaving all my friends, and I
didn't even get to say goodbye!
1180
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,365
I don't know where to go!
1181
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,015
Samantha, you go
right through that door.
1182
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,975
The office is right there.
They're expecting you.
1183
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,135
They're gonna give you
your schedule.
1184
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,375
Here's your lunch money.
1185
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,085
I will pick you up
right here at 3:30.
1186
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,207
I'm wearing dirty clothes because you
wouldn't even let us get our stuff!
1187
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,850
We don't even have
a place to live! (SIGHS)
1188
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,361
This sucks!
1189
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,127
Samantha, I'm doing
the best I can!
1190
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,335

And you're right, it sucks!
1191
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,603
But it doesn't suck half as
much as having a drunk fool
1192
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,370
slam your head against a wall!
1193
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,815
So out your horseshit attitude!
1194
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,729
Put your seat belt on!
1195
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,921
(SEATBELT CLICKS)
1196
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,735
You know, if you need anything,
I'm in Room 112, right?
1197
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,761
Okay.
1198
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,008
This is Mrs. Darby's room.
1199
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,015
Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.
1200
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,166
Mom.
1201
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,442
KENNY: Dude,
did you see that?
1202
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,415
That concert was awful.
1203
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,081
Hook, I mean, when he smashed that
board against that microphone...
1204
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,975

MRS. DARBY: Are you Mason?
Yeah.
1205
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,935
Hi, I'm Mrs. Darby.
I'm glad to meet you.
1206
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,883
Why don't you sit here?
1207
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,735
Kenny! Off.
1208
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,761
Yes, ma'am.
1209
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,255
Kenny, this is Mason,
1210
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,089
and I want you to show
him around today, okay?
1211
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,805
Got it.
1212
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,041
(CHUCKLES) Hey, dude.
Welcome to the suck.
1213
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,562
MRS. DARBY: Everybody, listen up!
1214
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,455
We have a new student
joining us today.
1215
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,448
His name is Mason,
he's sitting in the back row.
1216
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,735
Kenny's going to be his buddy,
but I want each one of you
1217
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,001
to take the time today

to introduce yourselves
1218
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,010
and welcome him
to school. Okay?
1219
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,687
All right?
Let's get started.
1220
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,726
MAN: What?
1221
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,961
MASON: Oh, hi.
1222
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,775
Can I put an Obama sign
in your yard?
1223
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,849
Do I look like a Barack
Hussein Obama supporter?
1224
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,127
No.
1225
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,215
This is private property.
Get off.
1226
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,295
I could shoot you!
1227
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,481
(SCOFFS)
1228
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:25,855
What a dick.
1229
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,928
He had a Confederate flag
on his house.
1230
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,481
WOMAN: I love it.
1231
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,171
Young Obama supporters out
on the trail, this is great!
1232
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,175
Are you doing this
through your school?
1233
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,770
Um, our dad's a big supporter.
1234
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,135
Oh, that's great.
1235
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,975
I mean, we have just got to pull
together to get this win, right?
1236
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,055
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1237
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,162
Ah, I just love him so much!
1238
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,975
I have these dreams
where I'm just kissing him,
1239
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,335
'cause I just love him so much!
1240
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,695
He's so cute, isn't he?
1241
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,960
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
1242
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,135
You know, I made these
T-shirts for my kids.
1243
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,924
"My Mama's For Obama."
(CHUCKLES)
1244
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,055
Do you like it?
Yeah.
1245
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,815
It's good, right?
(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.
1246
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,047
Thanks for the sign!
SAMANTHA: No problem.
1247
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,449
All right! Looks good!
1248
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,126
(KEYS JANGLING)
1249
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,655
How many you got left, two?
1250
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,375
All right, all right, we're done.
Let's get out of here.
1251
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,855
Come on, Sam.
1252
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,041
Go get that McCain sign,
would you?
1253
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,403
What? Get the McCain sign.
Go rip it up, come on.
1254
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,040
Get it, get it, get it,
go. go, go!
1255
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,170
Good job, good job.
Proud of you, son.
1256
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,566
(WHISTLING)
1257
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,255
SAMANTHA: You guys
are gonna get us arrested.
1258
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,575
MASON SR.: Look,
I'm a patriot, all right?
1259
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,251
And sometimes in this life
you gotta fight.
1260
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,087
And what is it that you do
at these parties?
1261
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,455
I don't know. Talk,
dance, listen to music.
1262
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,895
Uh-huh. And that's more fun
to you than going camping
1263
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,575
with your brother and
your father who love you.
1264
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,080
Yes. Sorry.
1265
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,765
Wow. Is there gonna
be alcohol there?
1266
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,080
Probably not.
1267
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,921
Maybe some of the seniors.
MASON SR.: Mmm-hmm.
1268
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,615
I know what this party is.
1269
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,975
The parents are
out of town, right?

1270
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,055
Somebody's scored a keg, right?
1271
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,735
You guys are gonna have a good
time, trash the whole house.
1272
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:06,895
Right? Am I right?
No.
1273
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,161
No, Dad.
Amy's really responsible.
1274
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,526
Mmm-hmm.
1275
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,606
Who's gonna be there?
1276
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,687
Marie, Christine, Amy.
Everyone.
1277
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,810
Is that guy on your Facebook
page, is he gonna be there?
1278
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,575
Who?
1279
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,455
Come on, the guy that's got
his arm wrapped around you,
1280
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,095
with his hair over his eyes.
1281
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,255
Garret?
1282
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,335
Garret. Is that his name?
All right.
1283
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,495
Is Garret gonna be there?
1284
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:32,601
Probably.
1285
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,010
Probably. Uh-huh.
You see?
1286
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,415
I learn more about her
from her Facebook page
1287
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,335
than I do from our
scintillating conversation.
1288
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,486
Is he your boyfriend?
1289
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,641
Kind of.
1290
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,495
Have you met him? Has he
been around the house?
1291
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,615
Sometimes.
1292
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,324
Sometimes? Zzz?
1293
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,331
You have a boyfriend!
1294
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,201
Wow.
1295
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,815
Have you heard of Sarah Palin?
1296
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,295
Yes.
1297
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,735
What's the one thing
you know about
1298
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,120
Sarah Palin's
17-year-old daughter?
1299
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,770
She's pregnant?
That's right.
1300
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,655
And what is the one thing
that you are not going to be
1301
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,921
in a couple of years
when you turn 17?
1302
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,722
Pregnant?
That's right!
1303
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,524
All right, now,
what are the two ways
1304
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,926
that you can achieve that goal?
1305
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,366
First is
1306
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,409
not have any sex, okay?
1307
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,895
That's the first way, okay?
Just not engage in that.
1308
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,207
That did not work out very
well for your mother and me.
1309
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,250
And what's the second way?

1310
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,535
Where you going?
Bathroom.
1311
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,655
You don't have to go
to the bathroom.
1312
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,126
Sit down, Mason, just sit down.
1313
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,601
What's the second way?
1314
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,335
Huh?
1315
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,095
Has your mother talked to
you guys about this stuff?
1316
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,175
No, Dad!
1317
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,760
No, come on, has she
talked to you about
1318
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,051
contraception?
1319
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,695
Huh?
1320
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,415
What, has she...
Condoms?
1321
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,335
She talked about that?
No, Dad, please, stop.
1322
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,521
What?
1323
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,211
Does Garret have a condom?
Oh, God!
1324
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,855
Dad! (CHUCKLING) What? Come on.
1325
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,895
Sam, we have to be able to
talk about this, all right?
1326
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,735
Come on, we do. We can
do it, we can do it.
1327
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,375
Just stay with me here,
all right?
1328
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,175
It's as hard for me as it is for you.
But seriously, all right?
1329
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,735
I read an article in the paper
the other day that said
1330
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:12,095
that although US teenagers are
not the most sexually active,
1331
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,681
we have the highest rate
of teenage pregnancy, okay?
1332
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,081
Hey.
1333
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,855
Oh, hey, Tammy, how you doing?
What's going on?
1334
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:19,847
Nice to see you.
1335
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,575
Oh, yeah, good to see you. Yeah.
1336
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,615
Um, Tammy, this is my
daughter Samantha. Hey.
1337
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,369
And this is, uh,
Mason Junior right here.
1338
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,695
TAMMY: Mason Junior.
MASON SR.: Tammy.
1339
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,735
Say hi.
Hi.
1340
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,735
Hi, Mason, nice to meet you.
Heard a lot about you guys.
1341
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,375
What're you doing here?
1342
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,895
I'm just here with some friends.
1343
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,895
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
1344
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,015
What are you guys up to?
1345
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,215
Um, we're going camping.
1346
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,255
Well, no, this one
is not going camping.
1347
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,815
This one is going to a party.
1348
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,410
Oh, fun.
1349
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,364
But we, the men,
are going camping.
1350
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,775
The boys are going camping.
1351
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,245
All right, very nice.
1352
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,055
Well, uh, we still on for tomorrow?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1353
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,095
No, I'll drop him off at 7:00
and then I'll just call you.
1354
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,167
Okay.
Right?
1355
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,415
Great. It was really
nice meeting you both.
1356
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,441
Take care.
1357
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,768
Talk to you soon. Bye. I'll see you.
I'll see you.
1358
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,615
Don't look at me
like that, all right?
1359
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,961
Look, just to finish
the point, okay?
1360
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:12,615
I was 23 when your mom had you, all right?
So was she.
1361
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,895
All right, and we didn't
put ourselves
1362
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,844
in the best position
to be great parents.
1363
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,804
And I wish that...
1364
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,335
I wish I were a better parent
to you guys, all right?
1365
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:26,295
(STAMMERING) And I hope that you
can learn from my mistakes, okay?
1366
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,775
All right. So wear a condom, okay?
Oh!
1367
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,135
Or get Garret to...
1368
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,286
I don't know, whatever.
1369
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,846
(LAUGHING)
1370
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,131
1371
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,842
Listen to this song, all right?
1372
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,807
(SINGING) I try to stay busy
1373
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,375
Just straight-up...
The lyrics in this,
1374
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,084
straight-up
old-school country song.
1375
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,811
I do the dishes I mow the lawn
1376
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,895
Listen to
the production of this.
1377
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,764
Production's like
Abbey Road or something.
1378
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:03,455
Even though I know
You're not coming home
1379
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,815
You know, his old woman's gone.
1380
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,895
Straight-up.
Nothing fancy.
1381
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,526
I try to keep
the house nice and neat
1382
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,964
Make my bed I change the sheets
1383
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,407
I even learned how to use
the washing machine
1384
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:28,851
Keeping things clean
Doesn't change anything
1385
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,335
Yeah, I think she's about
to get her master's degree.
1386
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,335
Well, then she's gonna start
applying for teaching jobs?
1387
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,655
I think she already has.
1388
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,935
Really? Where?
1389
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,086
All over.
1390
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,615
All over Texas?
Yeah.
1391
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,335
Well, if you gotta move, you gotta
move, you know? It's no big deal.
1392
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,364
We can handle that. I'll still
come get you every other weekend.
1393
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,895
I mean, unless she moves
500 miles away or something,
1394
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,535
it'll just be a little bit
more car time.
1395
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,855
No big deal.
1396
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,215
I'm just kind of sick of moving.
1397
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,735
Well, I bet you are.
1398
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,815
But, you know, you never know.
1399
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,375
I might have
to move. Right?
1400
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,375
I'm working for this
insurance company now.
1401
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,615
These places get bought
and sold all the time.
1402
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,086
You know,
we'll just roll with it.
1403
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,615
I thought you were a musician.
1404
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,766
I am,
1405
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,926
but life is expensive, you know?
1406
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,615
Guy's got to be responsible.
1407
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,815
What do you think?
1408
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,046
Hey! Hey!
1409
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,055
Oh, you!
1410
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,560
Punk kid!
You got no respect!
1411
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,095
MASON: You know that redhead
at the bowling alley?
1412
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,407
MASON SR.: Sure.
What about her?
1413
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,935
MASON: Do you
know her well?
1414
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,440
MASON SR.: Uh, you know,

we've hung out a little bit.
1415
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,568
Is she your girlfriend?
1416
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,775
How do you mean?
1417
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,928
Like, have you kissed her?
1418
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,521
Um...
1419
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,368
Yeah. Yeah,
I've kissed her.
1420
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,888
What about you?
Have you got a girlfriend?
1421
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,286
Sort of.
1422
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:55,841
Really?
1423
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,962
Have you, uh, kissed her?
1424
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,451
Not really.
1425
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,015
Yeah? What have you done?
1426
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,295
(CHUCKLES) Well,
we talked on the phone.
1427
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,415
Oh, yeah!
1428
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,815
How did that go?

1429
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:07,935
Pretty terrible.
1430
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,281
(CHUCKLES) Why?
1431
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,375
Well, when we're at school,
we got plenty to talk about,
1432
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,135
but when we're alone
or on the phone,
1433
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,935
it's like we have
nothing in common.
1434
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,166
Nothing?
1435
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:22,008
She's not interested in
music or video games or...
1436
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,415
Three best movies this summer.
Right.
1437
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,255
Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight
and Pineapple Express.
1438
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,175
Yeah, what about 'em?
She said they all sucked.
1439
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,043
Okay, what's she interested in?
1440
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,319
I don't know.
1441
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:33,775
Going to the mall with her
stupid friends? (CHUCKLES)

1442
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,775
Well, is she cute?
Watch your step there.
1443
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,455
Yeah.
Yeah? All right.
1444
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,051
Well, here's what
you do, all right?
1445
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,655
First off, you gotta
ask her a lot of questions.
1446
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,575
Then you have to listen to
the answers, all right?
1447
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,135
Actually be interested
in her, all right?
1448
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:50,415
If you can do those things,
1449
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,250
you're gonna be light years
ahead of all the other guys.
1450
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,161
Okay. This is the best s'more I
ever made in my life, all right?
1451
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,495
This is absolute peak. Look at this.
Yeah. Yeah.
1452
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,815
Honey brown, no burn.
1453
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,960
Look at that, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
1454
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,495
Sell that in the store.
Mmm.
1455
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,975
That's like advertisement worthy.
Mmm-hmm.
1456
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,295
Advertisement quality.
1457
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,401
Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
1458
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,241
Mmm.
1459
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,575
You think they ever will
make another Star Wars?
1460
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,815
I don't know. I think if they
were gonna make another one,
1461
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,535
that the period
where this game is set
1462
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,055
is where it would have to be,
1463
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,295
'cause there's
nothing after, really.
1464
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,655
Yeah. No, Return of the Jedi, it's over.
There's nothing...
1465
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,886
Yeah, there's nothing else
to do there.
1466
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,495
You gonna turn Han Solo into a Sith Lord?
(CHUCKLES)
1467
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,880
Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Right.
1468
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,370
(MASON SR. SINGING)
1469
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,006
(UNZIPPING)
1470
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,240
(EXHALES)
1471
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,523
Good morning.
Morning.
1472
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,255
You gotta pee?
1473
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,281
Sure.
Mmm-hmm.
1474
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,255
Hit the campfire.
1475
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,567
Ancient Native American custom.
1476
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,015
You're gonna give back to the
Earth what you take from it,
1477
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,247
and you don't burn
the forest down.
1478
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,486
(SIGHS)
1479
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,281
OLIVIA: Okay, guys,
have a good day!
1480
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,935
Mason, don't forget,
I have to teach late today.
1481
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,644
Sam's gonna pick you up.
Right, Sam? Yeah.
1482
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,895
MASON: All right.
Okay. Bye, guys.
1483
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,160
MASON: See you.
1484
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,361
BOY: Hey.
1485
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,255
That's what I was
talking to you about.
1486
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,135
Yeah. Good luck with that.
1487
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,605
See you, man.
1488
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,165
Don't bump into me!
Little bitch!
1489
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,295
I didn't!
1490
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,775
You calling me a liar?
1491
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,801
No.
1492
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,448
Don't act like you're
tough shit, motherfucker.
1493
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,843
I don't think pretty boy's

hair's good enough.
1494
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,768
Don't touch me, faggot!
1495
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:25,366
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1496
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,166
(DOOR CLOSES)
1497
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,164
You're a fuckin' asshole.
1498
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,290
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1499
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,331
(DOOR CLOSES)
1500
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,415
JILL: Hey, Mason!
1501
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,487
MASON: Hey, Jill.
1502
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,295
So, where're you going?
1503
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:55,446
Over to the college.
1504
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,335
What's going on there?
1505
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,735
My mom's a teacher.
1506
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,366
Oh, cool.
What does she teach?
1507
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,768
Psychology, I think.
1508
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,295
What're you up to?
1509
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,015
Oh, my mom owns Needleworks.
1510
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,769
The arts and crafts
store over there.
1511
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,495
So I'm just kinda hangin' out.
1512
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,455
But I'm supposed to be going
to the hospital soon.
1513
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,766
How come?
1514
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,844
You know Courtney?
1515
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,295
Girl with the dyed black hair
and the nose ring?
1516
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,695
Wears Hot Topic every day?
1517
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,210
I think so.
1518
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,055
We used to be
best friends growing up,
1519
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,923
but we've kind of grown apart.
1520
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,135
She sorta got all emo,
she thinks I'm a prep,
1521
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,015
but I still consider
her a friend.
1522
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,495
Anyway, she cut
one of her wrists.
1523
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,285
I don't know how bad, but I
think I should go visit.
1524
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,455
So what're you reading?
1525
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,563
Uh, it's Breakfast of Champions.
Kurt Vonnegut.
1526
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,726
I think my older brother
likes him.
1527
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,735
I'm reading To Kill a
Mockingbird for the third time.
1528
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,295
My friends make fun of me.
1529
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,175
I think I'm the only girl
in the whole school
1530
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,975
who doesn't like
the Twilight books.
1531
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,215
Have you read 'em?
1532
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,366
Sure haven't.
1533
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,135
I tried,
1534
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,844
but it was so cheesy!
1535
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,442
So, how do you like San Marcos?
1536
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,415
I like it all right.
1537
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:07,081
It's a lot smaller than Houston,
but it seems pretty cool.
1538
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:08,575
Have you always lived here?
1539
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,775
Yeah.
1540
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,175
If you want
the big city around here,
1541
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,655
you have to drive
to San Antonio or Austin.
1542
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,535
Have you been there yet?
1543
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,415
I went to San Antonio for a day,
1544
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,966
but I haven't been
to Austin yet.
1545
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,895
That's where all
the high school kids go
1546
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,763
on weekends for shows and stuff.
1547
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,735
That's what I've heard.
1548
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:28,808
So, are you going to

Shauna's party next weekend?
1549
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:32,015
Um, I think I heard about it.
I'm not really sure, though.
1550
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,175
Well, you should!
1551
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,440
Why's that?
1552
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,855
Well, LeeAnne has
a big crush on you,
1553
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,295
and I know she was
hoping you would go.
1554
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,255
You don't have
a girlfriend, do you?
1555
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,375
Not currently.
1556
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,015
Well then, you should come.
1557
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,615
I'll tell Chase to
make sure you're there.
1558
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,801
Okay.
1559
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,175
But don't tell LeeAnne I told you that.
She'd kill me.
1560
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,486
I won't.
1561
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,775
Well, I better get going.
1562
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,211
See you later.
Bye.
1563
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:02,083
OLIVIA: His cognitive theories,
his interviews with orphans,
1564
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,615
ethology theorists' work,
1565
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,971
and then he in turn
1566
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,527
was supported strongly by Harry
Harlow's rhesus monkey study.
1567
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,615
Now, you guys, you gotta think,
1568
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,961
this is the 1950s,
this was radical!
1569
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:17,015
This flew in the face of
traditional learning theory,
1570
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,681
of B.F. Skinner's classical
and instrumental conditioning.
1571
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,887
Now, Bowlby's gonna argue that
1572
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:28,443
human survival depends
on us falling in love.
1573
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,327
It depends on me falling
in love with my mother
1574
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,415
and my mother
falling in love with me.

1575
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,522
And if that doesn't happen,
1576
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,965
we're pretty much doomed.
1577
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,775
Now think about it.
1578
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,724
A tiger chases her tribe
out of a cave
1579
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,846
Now, an ideal mother goes,
(GASPS)
1580
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,735
"My baby! I love you,
I'll protect you!"
1581
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,685
Or, "Well, you, why am I gonna pick you up?
You're gonna slow me down."
1582
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,335
"You are (WHISTLES)
tiger kibble!"
1583
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,361
(ALL LAUGH)
1584
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,975
So, next week,
we are gonna get into
1585
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,446
Bowlby's four stages
of attachment.
1586
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,415
Oh, oh... Uh, Professor
Douglas and I...
1587
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,055
Some of you might

have classes with Elena.
1588
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,448
She and I are hosting a little
pre-Thanksgiving get-together at my place,
1589
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:13,484
so if anyone wants to come,
please stop by.
1590
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,082
I'm not the greatest cook.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1591
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,200
Thanks.
1592
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:22,406
(DOOR CLOSES)
1593
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,050
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
1594
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,331
Samantha!
1595
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:32,855
Why the hell didn't you pick up your
brother like you said you would?
1596
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,803
Okay. Mom... Mom, I know
what you're gonna say.
1597
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,375
She was running late
and we couldn't turn around.
1598
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:38,695
No, no! No excuses!
1599
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,615
The bottom line is you didn't do
what you said you were gonna do!
1600
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,375
You stranded your brother!

1601
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:46,095
It's embarrassing to ask
my friend to turn around
1602
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,775
and go get some kid
at the middle school.
1603
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,768
What do you mean "some kid"?
He's your brother!
1604
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,528
And you know what? We've
helped Janey out before.
1605
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,255
She lives right around the corner.
It's no big deal.
1606
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,486
Sorry.
1607
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,495
You know what, Samantha?
1608
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,735
You need to start thinking long
and hard about who you wanna be.
1609
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,206
Do you wanna be
a cooperative person
1610
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:08,815
who's compassionate and
helps people out... (SIGHS)
1611
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,735
...or do you wanna be
a self-centered narcissist?
1612
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:14,135
You know what? You're right.
I am this horrible person.
1613
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,735
But, honestly,
he's not a baby anymore.
1614
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,335
You don't have to
treat him like one.
1615
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,126
He's in eighth grade, and he can
find his way home if he wants to.
1616
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,455
You know what?
1617
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,404
When Gabi leaves, you and
me are gonna have a chat.
1618
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,766
Awkward.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1619
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,724
Dude, that sucks.
1620
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,095
Hey, man, what's up?
1621
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,455
Hey. We're going
camping tonight.
1622
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,615
You in?
1623
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:47,775
Uh. Who's going?
1624
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,804
My brother, one of his
friends, and Tony maybe.
1625
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,201
Yeah, let me check with my mom.
1626
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,320

Mom, can I go camping
with Chase tonight?
1627
01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,801
Camping? Where?
1628
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:03,169
Uh, at that house that his family's
building. It's pretty much finished.
1629
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:05,846
Well, will any adults be there?
1630
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,720
His brother's a senior.
1631
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,175
You have your cell phone?
Yeah.
1632
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,815
Is it charged?
Mmm-hmm.
1633
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,841
Okay, do me a favor.
1634
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,241
Leave his parents' number and
the address on the counter.
1635
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,487
Okay.
1636
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,455
Yeah! What
I'm talking about!
1637
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,535
That's it.
1638
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,615
You ready?
Check this shit out.
1639
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,375
That was all right, but

this is gonna be badass.
1640
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,095
All right, let me see.
Let me see what you can do.
1641
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,009
All right.
This is your face.
1642
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,362
I'm about to break
his face, right here.
1643
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,201
(GRUNTS)
1644
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,561
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1645
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:40,121
All right, man. All right, now check
this out. You might want to move.
1646
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:43,850
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1647
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,284
Ow, that'd be painful.
1648
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:49,286
In the kidneys, right?
The stomach? Something.
1649
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:51,125
FRIEND: Oh! (CHUCKLES)
1650
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,001
Check this out, man.
1651
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,640
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1652
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,129
Pancreas.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1653
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,575
That shit's lethal.
1654
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,455
CHASE: Yeah,
that would be painful.
1655
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:04,895
Man, have a beer, man.
That was awesome. Here.
1656
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,175
It's beer 30, children.
1657
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,361
CHASE: Nice.
1658
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:10,575
Uh, no, thanks.
1659
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,681
Come on, man.
1660
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,495
CHARLIE: What are you?
A pussy?
1661
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,727
I just don't feel like
drinking a beer right now.
1662
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,535
Man, if you're too chickenshit
to even have a beer,
1663
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,722
I know for a fact that you
have never gotten any pussy.
1664
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,095
(ALL LAUGHING)
Like you guys have.
1665
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,175
CHASE: Sure have.
1666
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,201
When?
1667
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,527
Last summer.
1668
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,895
With who?
CHARLIE: It was awesome.
1669
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,571
Chase went down easy street
and fucked this whore Nancy.
1670
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:33,735
At least, that's what he said.
1671
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,175
I did. Would I lie?
1672
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,855
Bullshit. Quick,
where were you?
1673
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,135
At Tober's house.
1674
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,335
And she fucked
a couple other guys, too.
1675
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,095
Oh, man, his first piece
of ass was sloppy seconds.
1676
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:44,451
(ALL LAUGH)
1677
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,135
What about you, Mason?
You ever got any?
1678
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,640
Yeah, you ever made her, uh,
howl into the night? (ALL LAUGH)
1679
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,603

A few times.
Really?
1680
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,735
BOY: Yeah, right, what was her name?
Lucky?
1681
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,000
(ALL LAUGH)
1682
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,055
No. Jennifer.
1683
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,764
She doesn't live here, though.
She's back in Houston.
1684
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,445
You're fucking lying.
1685
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,455
I don't care if you assholes
believe me or not.
1686
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,415
BOY: Let me guess, you were pulling
all kinds of ass back home,
1687
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:10,335
but once you got
down here, lefty.
1688
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,615
Hey, fuck you.
1689
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,495
I would, but none of
the girls here want to.
1690
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,285
Dude, it's not what they want,
man, it's what you want.
1691
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:17,975
True dat.
1692
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,095

You know what you
should do, join a band.
1693
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,695
That's all it takes, man.
1694
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:23,815
Oh, yeah?
Fuck, yeah, dude.
1695
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,655
You don't even have
to play that well.
1696
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,095
You start playing
your instrument,
1697
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,202
and they line up
to give you blowjobs.
1698
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,455
Except for you.
1699
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:31,655
It doesn't impress
the ladies so much
1700
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,364
when you play flute
for the marching band.
1701
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,335
(ALL LAUGH) I'm not in the
fucking marching band.
1702
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,495
Oh, dude, you sure? I heard
you play the skin flute.
1703
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:38,775
(IMITATING FLUTE PLAYING)
1704
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,404
All right, I got
a question for you guys.
1705
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:41,880
If you think you're so cool,
1706
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,815
why you hanging out with a bunch
of 8th graders on a Friday night?
1707
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,615
Hey. Fuck you,
you little penis wrinkle.
1708
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,971
You're lucky to even be here.
1709
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:49,455
This is our camp-out.
1710
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,175
The only reason you little
cum gums are here
1711
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,015
is because fucking
Charlie's mom made him
1712
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,815
bring his little asshole brother
1713
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,135
and then he drags along
you little dice danglers.
1714
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,481
Fucking fuzz nut, talking shit!
1715
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:00,975
CHARLIE: It's all good, man.
1716
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,775
These little fuzz nuts are going
to get their chance soon enough.
1717
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,325
We got some whores
coming by later.
1718
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,046
Yeah?
CHARLIE: Hell yeah!
1719
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,695
Now, I know Chase
will fuck anything.
1720
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:12,175
I mean, I've seen this kid
mount boulders before.
1721
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,521
But what about you guys?
You in?
1722
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,535
Whatever.
BOY: All right.
1723
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,655
Good man.
All right.
1724
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,255
What about you, Peter Puffer?
(LAUGHS)
1725
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:21,575
I don't know. Maybe.
1726
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,855
Dude, it's okay to be gay.
We understand.
1727
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,769
Just, you know,
sleep over there.
1728
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:28,800
I'm not gay.
1729
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:30,649
Give it some time, man.
You'll realize.
1730
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,087
Fuck y'all.
1731
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,402
See, that's exactly
my point, man.
1732
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:37,015
Nah, but we don't have
whores coming over.
1733
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,095
We were just fucking with
you to see what you'd say.
1734
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,168
And you just earned
your vag badge.
1735
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:43,055
(LAUGHS) Put it next
to your bitch card.
1736
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,615
Yeah, 'cause, you know,
you're a bitch.
1737
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:47,530
Now hold this like
the bitch you are, bitch.
1738
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:51,602
All right, this shit is
called the death punch.
1739
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,488
(YELLS)
ALL: Whoa, Jesus!
1740
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:57,808
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1741
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,126
Hey.
1742
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,882
You guys made it! Good.
1743
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441

Oh.
1744
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,289
There you are.
Oh, wow.
1745
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,521
And here you go, hostess.
1746
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:16,246
Oh, thank you.
Can I get you a bite?
1747
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,215
GIRL: Oh, that's cool.
Thanks.
1748
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,571
You did that?
1749
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:20,966
Yeah.
Wow.
1750
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,480
How long have you
been doing that for?
1751
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:25,523
Not very long. Um...
1752
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,648
I went to this camp thing
just this past summer.
1753
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,055
They have a camp for graffiti?
1754
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,082
Well, they call it
"urban art." Oh.
1755
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,170
So it sounds, you know,
less illegal,
1756
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,647

but it was really just a way
to get free spray paint.
1757
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:40,535
Cool. So is this your tag?
1758
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,608
Is that...
Do they still call it...
1759
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,604
Yeah, but you know, it's just
letters that I'm good at writing.
1760
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,087
It's a "K..."
1761
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,095
BOTH: E.
1762
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,895
"E-Z-J-O."
1763
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,695
Kez Jo.
That's cool.
1764
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,722
It doesn't really
mean anything, though.
1765
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,806
GIRL: Is that your dad?
1766
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,241
Yeah.
1767
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,441
Where's he live?
1768
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,561
In Houston.
1769
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,451
Get to see him much?
1770
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,331
Yeah. Some weekends
and over the summer.
1771
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,615
Cool.
1772
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,563
So, you're a student
of my mom's, right?
1773
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,775
Mmm-hmm.
1774
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,695
Yeah, I got one class with her.
1775
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,085
Yeah, she's cool.
1776
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:22,575
How's she doing? You know, is she
a good teacher and everything?
1777
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,855
Yeah, she's great!
1778
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:27,375
She's super-smart
and she cares, you know.
1779
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,731
She makes it interesting.
1780
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,651
She's probably even
my favorite teacher.
1781
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,975
JIM: So, anyway, we figured
out a way to rig up our iPods
1782
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,923
to the external speakers
on the ASB.
1783
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,535

So every time
we come rolling into town,
1784
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,335
you knew
the 4-56 was there
1785
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:42,815
'cause we were bumping
House of Pain.
1786
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,015
It was like,
"Jump around, jump around."
1787
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,215
And the whole family's
coming outside,
1788
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:48,815
you got the kids and,
uh, the mom and the dad
1789
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,410
and they're all
bouncing up and down,
1790
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,975
we're throwing out
candies for the kids
1791
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,615
and soccer balls and Beanie
Babies and Frisbees, uh,
1792
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:57,775
smokes for the adults,
1793
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,575
and, uh, they loved, they
absolutely loved Gatorade.
1794
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,683
But for some reason, you know,
they hated the lemon-lime flavor.
1795
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,375
(ALL CHUCKLE)
I don't know what it was.
1796
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,335
Yeah.
Couldn't give it away.
1797
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:09,520
How long were you over there?
1798
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,567
Uh, I did two tours in Iraq
and one in Bosnia.
1799
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:14,727
Wow.
1800
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:16,167
Did you enlist?
1801
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:20,975
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I was, um,
Army National Guard,
1802
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,650
and, you know, coming
straight out of high school,
1803
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,215
needed money for college.
1804
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:25,495
Seemed like a decent paying job.
1805
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,851
And, uh, did my tour.
1806
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,440
And whenever I got done
I told them,
1807
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,370
if there's a world-changing
event, I'll come back.
1808
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:36,202
And, uh, three months later 9/11
happened, and I was back 9/12.

1809
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,455
And I'm proud to say the 4-56,
the whole time we were there,
1810
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,975
we never lost a guy,
not one casualty.
1811
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,729
But is that odd?
Is that unusual?
1812
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,855
Yeah. Uh...
1813
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,723
Almost impossible.
1814
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:52,175
Like, the guys that came along
after us and replaced us,
1815
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,375
they didn't listen
to any of our advice.
1816
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,055
They did, basically, the polar
opposite of what we did,
1817
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:59,481
and they lost seven guys
in the first month.
1818
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:00,721
OLIVIA: Wow.
1819
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,765
What did you guys
do differently?
1820
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,295
I like to think it's just a matter
of mutual respect, you know.
1821
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,215

All the time we spent over
there building trust,
1822
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,895
these guys basically
destroyed it in three days.
1823
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:16,287
So, what did the locals think
about why we're there?
1824
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:20,048
Oil, plain and simple.
WOMAN: Mmm.
1825
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:22,365
(SINGING)
1826
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,051
(INAUDIBLE)
1827
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:55,242
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
1828
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,530
Hey, Mason.
One last hit.
1829
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:22,695
Hey.
1830
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,610
Mickey Mouse Club.
Get the fuck out of my car.
1831
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:28,525
Just crawl out the back
window or something, man.
1832
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:37,655
I'm gonna miss you.
1833
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,330
I'll see you on Sunday night.
1834
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,881
All right. You better text me.

(CHUCKLES)
1835
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,495
Mmm...
1836
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,522
Do you have any gum?
Um...
1837
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,563
Yeah, I do, actually.
Here you go.
1838
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,444
Thanks. See ya.
1839
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,295
And they're buying this party line
that they're supposed to feel bad
1840
01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,655
and trade off their own pension,
1841
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,335
as if that's what's been
corrupting this nation.
1842
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:02,175
Yeah, because
those who heart Fox,
1843
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,935
in my opinion,
are being lied to.
1844
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,655
OLIVIA: Yeah,
thank God for Wisconsin.
1845
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,335
We have to follow that example.
1846
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,805
You're right.
1847
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,764
Hey, Mason, what time is it?

1848
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:16,281
Uh, like 12:15.
1849
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,361
Happy birthday.
1850
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:19,641
(CHUCKLES)
1851
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,000
Happy birthday!
1852
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,815
Mason.
1853
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:24,855
It's your birthday?
1854
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,375
Just now, I guess.
1855
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,815
Yeah, how old are you?
1856
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,375
Fifteen.
1857
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,815
(CHUCKLES)
Fifteen. Give me a hug.
1858
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,684
Happy birthday.
Oh, my goodness!
1859
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,370
Have you been drinking?
1860
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,607
Have you?
1861
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,248
Yeah, a little.
Have you?
1862
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,571
A little bit.
1863
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,680
Have you been...
(INHALES)
1864
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,324
A little bit.
1865
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,200
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
1866
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:54,481
Oh...
1867
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,330
I'm gonna go to sleep.
1868
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,042
Talk in the morning, huh?
1869
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,406
Hey, Dad.
1870
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,841
Hey! How you doing? Mmm... Good.
1871
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,135
Whose car is that?
That's our car.
1872
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,375
Hop on in there.
Hey.
1873
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:11,970
Hi, sweetie.
1874
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,721
Oh...
1875
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,695
Hey, Cooper.
1876
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:17,882
Hey! How's it going?
1877
01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:19,885
Hello, little brother.
1878
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:21,655
He's so cute.
1879
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,695
OLIVIA: Can we just replace
that part of the pipe?
1880
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:26,451
No, is no good.
Everything is no good.
1881
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,015
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1882
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,041
Everything. Yes, Mira.
1883
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,241
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1884
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,935
This one is...
1885
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:36,215
(SPEAKING SPANISH) Stronger.
1886
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,810
Yes. This is better,
yes, yes, yes.
1887
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,846
Hey, listen, thanks for
that camera you got Mason.
1888
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:44,295
Oh, yeah, Mason's all into the photography.
He's loving that thing.
1889
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:45,455
Yeah, I know.
1890
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:48,615
He's actually talking about turning
his, uh, closet into a darkroom.
1891
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:51,015
Like the red light and the
developing, the whole nine...
1892
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:52,121
You all right with that?
1893
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,368
I probably won't see him for a week.
Oh, yeah. Right.
1894
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:55,925
But he's having a good time.
1895
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:58,455
At least he's focused on something.
Yeah. Yeah.
1896
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,200
That's what I like.
Yeah, he's all about it.
1897
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,488
Okay, let's go grande.
1898
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,643
It's good? It's better, yes.
It's good.
1899
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:06,404
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
1900
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,375
You know, you're smart.
You should be in school.
1901
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:16,290
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I like
school, I need school,
1902
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,520
but it's hard,
I working all day.

1903
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:23,690
Go to night school at community college.
It's pretty affordable.
1904
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:26,095
You're doing a nice job with the house.
It's looking great.
1905
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,255
Oh, thanks.
Really great.
1906
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,775
Yeah, you know, some
fix-its here and there.
1907
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:32,815
We got a good deal on a foreclosure,
so now I'm finding out why.
1908
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:35,081
Yeah, really. Hey, bud! Hey.
1909
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,089
Happy birthday, huh?
What's that?
1910
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,329
What's that? That's our new car.
Get in it.
1911
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,602
All right.
Have a good weekend.
1912
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:45,289
How you doing?
1913
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:47,495
Good to see you.
You, too.
1914
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:48,885
Hey!
1915
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:50,735

Hey, how are you?
1916
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,807
Ooh...
1917
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,089
You look great. Ooh!
(GASPS) Thanks.
1918
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:57,495
Look at him!
Aw, he's got Mason's nose.
1919
01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:59,055
SAMANTHA: Yeah, isn't he cute?
OLIVIA: Yeah.
1920
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:00,081
(MASON SR. GRUNTS)
1921
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:01,855
All right!
MASON: Love you guys.
1922
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,120
We got a big drive ahead of us.
(ENGINE STARTS)
1923
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:04,615
Bye, Sam.
1924
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:05,960
(DOOR CLOSES)
You guys drive safe.
1925
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:09,215
All right. Well,
we'll be back tomorrow night.
1926
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:11,720
Bye, honey.
I'm so glad you were born!
1927
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,130
1928
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:31,204

So, this is like Annie's car
and you drive the GTO?
1929
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:34,215
I guess you can't really put
a baby seat in that thing.
1930
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:37,244
Yeah, no. But I had
to sell that anyway.
1931
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,455
You what?
1932
01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:41,289
Yeah, I had to sell that.
1933
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,215
So it's gone?
1934
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,655
Yeah, some sucker
collector from California
1935
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:48,575
paid 22 grand for it,
which is great
1936
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,095
'cause I basically got
to pay for this in cash.
1937
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,691
I only paid $8,500 for
that thing way back when.
1938
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:57,135
Cars are generally a terrible
investment, you know.
1939
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:58,415
Soon as you drive
them off the lot,
1940
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,535
you got a used car
on your hands,
1941
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:01,495
and the value's only
dropping from there.
1942
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:05,255
But if you take care
of it, you know,
1943
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,855
and you get lucky
and it's a classic,
1944
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,415
the value starts going up again.
1945
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:11,175
Shit, you got guys paying
hundreds of thousands of dollars
1946
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,123
for some Shelby Cobra.
1947
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:19,206
What?
1948
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,645
You don't remember?
1949
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,568
Remember what?
Really?
1950
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:28,486
(SCOFFS)
1951
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:31,367
You said that was going to
be my car when I turned 16.
1952
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:35,495
(CHUCKLES) What? No,
I didn't. I never said that.
1953
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:37,455
I remember.
I was in third grade
1954
01:32:37,480 --> 01:32:41,015
and you were taking me over to Anthony
Nadar's house for his birthday,
1955
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,611
and we were there early, so we
gave him a ride around the block,
1956
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:45,455
and he was talking about how
much he loved your car,
1957
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:47,926
and so you were all like, "Oh, this is
gonna be Mason's when he turns 16."
1958
01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:49,486
(CHUCKLES)
1959
01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:52,575
All right, first off, I have
no memory of that, all right?
1960
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:55,126
Second of all, I would
never say that. Never.
1961
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:57,135
Oh, you did, though.
1962
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,366
What?
1963
01:32:58,640 --> 01:32:59,846
Mason.
1964
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,001
(SIGHS)
1965
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:02,601
Come on, what about your sister?
1966
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:03,975
I'm just gonna forget about her?
1967
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:06,128

Come on,
how's that fair? Huh?
1968
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,529
Anthony Nagar. What...
(CHUCKLES)
1969
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:10,895
Are you...
1970
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:12,331
Oh, come on!
1971
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,842
I mean, you're not...
1972
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,126
(SIGHS)
1973
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:22,695
Look, you can sit there like there's
a death in the family, all right,
1974
01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:24,615
but bottom line is, that was my car.
All right?
1975
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,895
I paid for it,
I took care of it,
1976
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:29,695
and I can do whatever
I want with it. All right?
1977
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:32,295
I'm sorry if you had other ideas
about it, but when you get older,
1978
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,415
you can save up
and buy a car of your own.
1979
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,647
Be cool like I used to be.
1980
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,167

Or you can get a minivan.
1981
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,360
(INMATES CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE)
1982
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:57,015
Does your mom actually
let you watch this?
1983
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:59,122
Yeah. She likes it, too.
1984
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,245
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.
1985
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:12,685
Okay, well, have you ever
seen her in concert?
1986
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,215
No, but she's coming
to Houston in April.
1987
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:17,015
She's coming to Houston?
Mmm-hmm.
1988
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:20,215
Your dad and I could get you tickets
and you could stay with us.
1989
01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:22,083
That'd be great!
Yeah.
1990
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:26,735
MASON SR.: Hey, Annie?
ANNIE: Yup.
1991
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:29,735
Will you get me the little
birthday present for Mason?
1992
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:30,895
Here, babe.
All right.
1993
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:34,641
This one needs
a little explanation, okay?
1994
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,615
Open it up.
1995
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,615
I call that
the Beatles Black Album.
1996
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:44,455
What it is, is the best of
John, Paul, George and Ringo,
1997
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:46,482
solo, post-breakup.
1998
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,615
Thanks.
1999
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:50,535
Basically, I put the band back
together for you. (CHUCKLES)
2000
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,415
MASON SR.: Whenever you listen
to too much of the solo stuff,
2001
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:54,055
it kind of becomes a drag,
you know?
2002
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:57,455
But you put them next
to each other, right,
2003
01:34:57,480 --> 01:34:59,135
and they start
to elevate each other,
2004
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,491
and then you can hear it.
(GASPS)
2005
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,251
It's The Beatles, you know?

2006
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,850
I don't know. I think I always
just liked Paul the best.
2007
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,565
It doesn't matter, you know,
you're missing the point.
2008
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:09,775
There is no favorite Beatle!
2009
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,895
That's what I'm saying.
It's in the balance.
2010
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,095
That's what made them
the greatest fucking rock band
2011
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:16,335
in the world, okay?
2012
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,455
And there's this decade
of music out there
2013
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,935
that's been scattered,
all right,
2014
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:24,175
and now it has been carefully
found, arranged and ordered for you
2015
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:25,775
by your loving father.
2016
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,655
Very arranged
and very organized,
2017
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:30,001
over and over again
by your loving father.
2018
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:31,455

MASON SR.: Yes, yes, yes.
2019
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,295
So, I mean,
look at that, look at that.
2020
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,535
Uh, top of Volume II,
first four tracks,
2021
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:37,855
you've got Band on the Run
into My Sweet Lord
2022
01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:40,804
into Jealous Guy
into Photograph. Come on!
2023
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,575
It's like the perfect segue.
2024
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:44,975
You got Paul,
who takes you to the party,
2025
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,975
George who talks
to you about God,
2026
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,335
John is just, "No,
it's about love and pain,"
2027
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:52,415
and then Ringo who just says,
2028
01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:55,295
"Hey. Can't we enjoy what
we have while we have it?"
2029
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,561
It's a good record.
I shit you not.
2030
01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,241
Cool.
2031
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,215
MASON SR.: Hey, there, Cliff.
Hey, how you doing?
2032
01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:29,720
Good. How you doing?
Hi, birthday boy!
2033
01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:31,015
It's good to see you.
2034
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:32,883
Ah, it's great to see you. Yeah.
2035
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:34,495
You made it all right, huh?
2036
01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:35,735
Yeah, we sure did.
We sure did.
2037
01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:36,841
How are you, darling?
2038
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,015
(WHISPERS) Let's just get this one...
All right, we ready?
2039
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,087
Yeah.
2040
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,281
Wait.
2041
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:43,935
Hey, Sam.
2042
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,803
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
2043
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:47,535
Hey, still sleeping here?
2044
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,735
Oh, yeah.
2045
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:50,000
Hey, buddy.
2046
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:51,401
Oh!
2047
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:54,164
(ALL SINGING)
2048
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,806
(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
2049
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:15,522
Make a wish, make a wish.
2050
01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:17,766
(ALL CHEERING)
2051
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:22,695
Real good! Presents! Wait, wait, wait.
Here, sweetie.
2052
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,609
MASON SR.: Sam, would you get us
a knife so we can cut this up?
2053
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:26,161
All right.
2054
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:30,286
GRANDMA: I hope you like it. I
heard you didn't have one, so.
2055
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,687
It's a Bible. This is your first Bible.
(CHUCKLES)
2056
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:35,202
Look, there's your name.
2057
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,895
Wow. In gold. And
wait, wait, wait.
2058
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:38,535
Look at this.
2059
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:39,735
It's a red-letter edition,
2060
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:42,889
and that means that everything
that Jesus said is in red.
2061
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:45,535
Thank you. You like it?
All right.
2062
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:47,369
I love you, sweetie.
Happy birthday.
2063
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:48,895
And this one's from us.
2064
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:50,615
Oh, yeah, here.
2065
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:53,855
It's not going to make all
your dreams come true here.
2066
01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:55,335
Just keep your expectations low.
2067
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:56,535
No, you need it.
It's...
2068
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:57,607
(GRANDMA GASPS)
2069
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,735
Come on, right? You gotta have it.
You need this.
2070
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:02,255
You got life ahead of you.
2071
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:03,775
ANNIE: And the shirt is blue.
2072
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,935
You got dances
and job interviews.
2073
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:07,695
Here, I'm going to get
it all wrinkled here.
2074
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:08,775
(CHUCKLES)
2075
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:12,043
Mason? Come here, son.
Uh-oh.
2076
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:16,961
(SIGHING)
2077
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:21,322
Pull that off.
2078
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:25,207
There's a 20-gauge shotgun.
Wow.
2079
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:29,455
My dad gave it to me when I was
a little younger than you,
2080
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,655
and his dad gave it to him.
2081
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:36,481
Well, you're 15 and I'd like
for you to have it, all right?
2082
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:38,882
Here, you hold it.
2083
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:40,920
Yeah?
2084
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:42,655
Thank you.
Congratulations, son.
2085
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:44,215

I'll teach you how to clean it,
2086
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:46,083
teach you how to fire it.
2087
01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:49,695
(ALL LAUGHING) I'll teach
you a little bit of safety.
2088
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,135
Now cock it.
All right, there you go.
2089
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,655
Now, what you want to do is line up
the front sight with the back sight.
2090
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:56,091
Here, you see this little V right here?
Mmm-hmm.
2091
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:57,335
Now which one you aiming at?
2092
01:38:57,360 --> 01:38:58,415
Uh, the middle can.
2093
01:38:58,440 --> 01:38:59,885
The middle can? All right.
Mmm-hmm.
2094
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,206
Now fire at will, all right?
2095
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:05,805
Ho! Whoa!
Yeah!
2096
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:09,729
All right, watch out, watch out.
Whoa. Be careful. All right.
2097
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:11,361
Ready?
2098
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,361
Pull!
2099
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:16,121
(GUNSHOT)
2100
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:18,363
(STAMMERING)
Oh, you hit a little low.
2101
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:20,295
Wait till it gets up high,
then shoot, all right?
2102
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:23,290
'Cause then it's a better
aim coming down.
2103
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:26,775
Remember, second trigger.
2104
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:27,801
Mmm-hmm.
2105
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,484
Ready?
Mmm-hmm.
2106
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:34,166
Pull!
2107
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:36,246
(LAUGHS)
2108
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:40,084
Look what you did! Well,
you nailed it, didn't you?
2109
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,975
How did that feel?
Felt good.
2110
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,604
Yeah, it felt good. Good.
2111
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:47,885
(SINGING) Well, I want for
us to be together forever
2112
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,135
ANNIE: But to wander
wherever I may
2113
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:54,055
I want you to be easy and casual
2114
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:57,575
But still demand I stay
2115
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:00,285
I want for you
to know me completely
2116
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,368
But still remain mysterious
2117
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,215
Consider everything deeply
2118
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,720
But still remain fearless
2119
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:11,775
BOTH: Climb to the top
Look over the ledge
2120
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,975
Dance barefoot on a razor's edge
2121
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,975
Reach for the stars
Grab a tiger by the tail
2122
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:21,255
If I don't try, I'll never fail
2123
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:23,965
MASON SR. AND ANNIE: If you go
home You're rolling the dice
2124
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:26,775
Can't step
in the same river twice
2125
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,883

You love too much
It'll turn to hate
2126
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:32,935
You never leave home
You'll never be late
2127
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:36,335
You eat too much
You're gonna get fat
2128
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:39,015
If you buy a dog
You'll piss off your cat
2129
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:42,095
So take a deep breath
and enjoy the ride
2130
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:48,401
'Cause arrivals and departures
Run side by side
2131
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:50,281
Oh!
2132
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:53,126
You're our first
audience, you know?
2133
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:56,095
Mason demanded we work
on it the whole time.
2134
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:57,455
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
2135
01:40:57,480 --> 01:40:58,970
MASON SR.: It's a work in progress.
2136
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:00,615
PREACHER: A week later,
we don't know why
2137
01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,895
Thomas wasn't there
the first time, uh,
2138
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:06,935
but a week later,
Thomas comes back
2139
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,455
and joins the other disciples.
2140
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,655
They say, "The Lord's
alive, we saw him!"
2141
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:14,455
"I won't believe it until I
put my finger into his side,"
2142
01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:17,455
"and I wanna see those
nail prints in his hands."
2143
01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:19,495
(EXHALES SHARPLY) About
that time, here comes Jesus
2144
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:21,895
standing right
next to him, okay?
2145
01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:25,447
And he turns to Thomas. Don't you
know, Thomas felt some shame.
2146
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:27,735
He turns to Thomas and says,
2147
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,535
"Thomas, here, stick
your finger in my side."
2148
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:32,483
"Look at these nail prints.
It's me."
2149
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:37,000
And Thomas says, "My Lord
and my God, I believe."
2150
01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:40,001

And Jesus said,
"Well, that's good,"
2151
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:44,804
"but blessed are those who
can believe without seeing."
2152
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,922
It's a lot easier when you
can see and feel and touch,
2153
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:53,408
but like us, we haven't
seen him in the flesh,
2154
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:55,415
we haven't felt him
in the flesh,
2155
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:57,761
but we have experienced
him in the spirit.
2156
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:00,360
At least, I have,
and I hope y'all have, too.
2157
01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,202
The pond's right up here.
2158
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:08,895
Ooh, it's low.
2159
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,206
Yeah.
2160
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,335
You know, my dad could
take you fishing
2161
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,655
next time you're here
if you want.
2162
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:14,886
Thanks.
2163
01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:20,729
Hi, baby.
What's goin' on?
2164
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:23,895
No, I think we're just gonna
hang here for a minute.
2165
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:25,415
You want me to stay with you?
2166
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:26,855
No, it's okay.
You sure?
2167
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:27,881
Yeah. Thanks.
2168
01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:32,680
(CAMERA CLICKING)
2169
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:36,610
Mason, why are you
such a stick-in-the-mud?
2170
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,215
What are you even talking about?
2171
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:41,055
You guys don't mind coming
back here on the 20th, do you,
2172
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:42,215
for Cooper's baptism?
2173
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,415
No, that's fine.
Sam?
2174
01:42:44,440 --> 01:42:46,015
I appreciate it.
2175
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:48,884
It means a lot to Annie
and her folks, you know.
2176
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:50,815

(SIGHS)
2177
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:52,444
Were we baptized?
2178
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:54,761
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2179
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:59,407
I wasn't the least bit concerned
with the state of your soul.
2180
01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:01,415
We can do it now,
though, if you want.
2181
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:02,535
No, I think I'm all right.
2182
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,495
You and Cooper together,
you know.
2183
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:06,090
Dunk your heads.
2184
01:43:06,480 --> 01:43:09,295
You're not becoming one of those
God people, are you, Dad?
2185
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:11,135
And what's that
supposed to mean, huh?
2186
01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:13,049
I can hear you!
(MASON SR. CHUCKLES)
2187
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:15,055
Oh, wow.
2188
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:17,321
I think that shotgun should
live at my house, huh?
2189
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:19,681
I don't think your mom would love that.

(CHUCKLES)
2190
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:22,175
(GROANS)
2191
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:23,455
Look out, Sam.
2192
01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:25,403
Let me show you how it's done.
2193
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:30,640
SAMANTHA: Nice, Dad.
(CHUCKLES) (CAMERA CLICKS)
2194
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,689
MASON SR.: Still got the goods, hmm?
2195
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:41,931
(DOOR OPENS)
2196
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:44,166
(DOOR CLOSES)
2197
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:48,935
How long you been
in here, Mason?
2198
01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:50,041
I'm not sure.
2199
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:51,975
I'm sure.
2200
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,525
All class.
2201
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:55,685
Did you complete
your image diary?
2202
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:57,001
Not yet.
2203
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:00,135
Completed your, uh,

digital contact sheet?
2204
01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:03,084
Not quite, but it's
not gonna take me long.
2205
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:05,847
Not yet. Not quite.
2206
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:09,447
Dark room time
is extra-curricular.
2207
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:13,135
I mean, technically, you don't ever
have to be in here these days,
2208
01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:15,735
and certainly not until you've
completed your assignments.
2209
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:16,807
That's the deal.
2210
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:18,326
Sorry.
2211
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:20,444
I'm worried about you, Mason.
2212
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:22,135
(CHUCKLES) Why is that?
2213
01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:23,286
I'll tell you why.
2214
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:26,842
The images you're turning
in, they're cool.
2215
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:30,455
You're looking at things
in a really unique way.
2216
01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:32,209
Got a lot of natural talent.
2217
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:34,135
Thanks.
2218
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:36,175
Yeah, but that and 50 cents
2219
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:39,044
will just get you a cup of
coffee in this old world.
2220
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:42,888
I've met a lot of talented
people over the years.
2221
01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:47,935
How many of them
made it professionally
2222
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:50,255
without discipline, commitment
2223
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:52,521
and a really good work ethic?
2224
01:44:53,480 --> 01:44:56,689
I can tell you. I can
count it on two fingers.
2225
01:44:57,600 --> 01:44:58,647
Zero.
2226
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,935
It's not gonna happen
for you, Mason.
2227
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:02,735
The world is too competitive.
2228
01:45:02,760 --> 01:45:06,175
There are too many talented people
who are willing to work hard,
2229
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:09,124
and a butt load of morons
who are untalented
2230
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:11,083
who are more than
willing to surpass you.
2231
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,255
As a matter of fact, a lot of them
are sitting in that classroom
2232
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,695
out there right now, hmm?
2233
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:15,815
You know what they're doing?
2234
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:17,495
They're doing their assignments.
2235
01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:19,535
Which is what you're supposed
to be doing, but you're not.
2236
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:20,735
You're in here.
2237
01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:22,091
Now why is that?
2238
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:24,295
You special, Mason?
2239
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:26,415
No, but the things
you're talking about,
2240
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,255
like work ethic or whatever,
2241
01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:29,930
I feel like I do
work pretty hard.
2242
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:34,969
I spend the whole weekend
taking pictures a lot of times.
2243
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:38,962
You like football, Mason?

2244
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,364
(CHUCKLES) Not really.
2245
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:42,575
Yeah, I know you don't.
2246
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,655
That's why
I've just assigned you
2247
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:47,735
to shoot the football
game tonight. Okay?
2248
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,975
It starts at 7:30, I want
you to get there early,
2249
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:53,055
I want you to shoot a full card, 300
images, I want them downloaded,
2250
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:56,607
I want them sorted, and I want to
see them very first thing Monday.
2251
01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,525
You want to know
why I'm doing this?
2252
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:01,855
I guess.
2253
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:03,609
Who do you want to be, Mason?
2254
01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:05,575
What do you want to do?
2255
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:08,524
I want to take pictures.
(SIGHS) Make art.
2256
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:11,448
Any dipshit can
take pictures, Mason.

2257
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:14,766
Art, that's special.
2258
01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:17,327
What can you bring to it
that nobody else can?
2259
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,404
That's what
I'm trying to find out.
2260
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:23,655
Try harder.
2261
01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:27,615
Maybe in 20 years you can call old Mr.
Turlington and you can say,
2262
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:29,455
"Thank you, sir,"
2263
01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:32,290
"for that terrific darkroom
chat we had that day."
2264
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:37,280
Get back to class
and do your work.
2265
01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:38,961
(DOOR OPENS)
2266
01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:41,161
(DOOR CLOSES)
2267
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,684
Hey, man, you're walkin'
a little funny.
2268
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:54,455
(CHUCKLES) Fuck you.
2269
01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:58,485
I'm just saying, you guys were
in there for a long time.
2270
01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:02,011
Just hope he bought
you dinner first.
2271
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:16,240
(CLEARS THROAT)
2272
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:19,365
Mason! Honey,
come down for dinner.
2273
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:20,975
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2274
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:25,535
Samantha! You didn't post these
pictures and their descriptions?
2275
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:27,775
Come on. This auction is
gonna end on Sunday, honey.
2276
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,768
You've gotta get those posted.
2277
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:31,735
Why are we even doing this?
2278
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:33,615
It's like an online junk shop.
2279
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:34,935
I thought you had a good job.
2280
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:37,406
I do. We're what
you call house poor.
2281
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:39,415
Everyone's got to do their part.
2282
01:47:39,440 --> 01:47:40,680
Your brother took the pictures.
2283
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,655
You have to help.

2284
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:44,015
Who even buys this shit?
2285
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,535
Hey. Sam, watch your mouth,
all right?
2286
01:47:46,560 --> 01:47:48,175
Don't disrespect your mother.
2287
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:49,840
You like a roof over
your head, don't you?
2288
01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:51,655
Yeah, and you like
having electricity
2289
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:53,200
so that you can charge
your cell phone?
2290
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:56,641
SAMANTHA: I'm not even gonna
be here next year.
2291
01:47:57,040 --> 01:47:59,725
I'm a senior.
I should be having fun.
2292
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:02,450
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
2293
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:20,401
Nice nails.
2294
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:24,251
Yeah, some girl did
that in sixth period.
2295
01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:27,855
You planning on keeping them?
2296
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:30,042
Until it comes off, I guess.
2297
01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:36,205
Last summer it was the
earrings, and now the nails.
2298
01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:39,295
You got a purse
to go with all that?
2299
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:42,608
A lot of guys do that.
He's just trying to be cool.
2300
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:49,003
When I was in high school,
having a job,
2301
01:48:49,520 --> 01:48:53,764
being responsible, being able
to afford a car, that was cool.
2302
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:55,761
OLIVIA: Mason, honey,
2303
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:58,611
why don't you get you and
your sister some water.
2304
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:01,846
(SIGHS)
2305
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,970
(ANNOUNCER TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2306
01:49:10,040 --> 01:49:11,690
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
2307
01:49:18,520 --> 01:49:19,726
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
2308
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:34,975
Hey, man, Turlington says to cut
the artsy crap and shoot the game.
2309
01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:37,295
So take your lens
and point it that way.
2310
01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:38,375
Jesus Christ.
2311
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,655
Also, we got a ride.
2312
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,175
McCormick's gonna
take us to the party.
2313
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,975
We're gonna head out
after the game.
2314
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,135
You're goin', okay?
2315
01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:46,215
Okay.
2316
01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:47,890
Shoot the game.
2317
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:49,606
(CROWD CHEERING)
2318
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:54,295
(GRUNTING)
2319
01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:55,970
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2320
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:15,841
(ALL EXCLAIM)
2321
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:20,455
(GRUNTS)
2322
01:50:20,480 --> 01:50:24,929
First one! What was that?
What was that? What is up?
2323
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:26,725
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
2324
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:42,855
Hey, what's up?
Hey.
2325
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:44,095
How's it goin'?
2326
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:45,495
Pretty good.
(CHUCKLES)
2327
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:47,010
How long have you been here?
2328
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:49,015
I don't know.
Awhile, I guess.
2329
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:50,371
(CHUCKLES) Awhile?
2330
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:57,535
I just feel like there are so
many things that I could be doing
2331
01:50:57,560 --> 01:51:00,375
and probably want to be
doing that I'm just not.
2332
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:01,447
Why aren't you?
2333
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:06,535
I mean, I guess it's just being
afraid of what people would think.
2334
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,369
You know, judgment.
Yeah.
2335
01:51:08,640 --> 01:51:10,495
I guess it's really easy
to say like,
2336
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:12,090
"I don't care
what anyone else thinks,"
2337
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:14,375
but everyone does, you know?
Exactly.
2338
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:15,765
Deep down.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2339
01:51:16,160 --> 01:51:19,895
I find myself so furious at all these
people that I'm in contact with
2340
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:22,575
just for controlling me
or whatever,
2341
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:25,763
but, you know, they're not
even aware they're doing it.
2342
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:27,611
Yeah.
2343
01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:33,135
So, in this perfect world, where
no one's controlling you,
2344
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,561
what's different?
What changes?
2345
01:51:36,520 --> 01:51:37,615
Everything.
2346
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:40,723
I mean, I just wanna be
able to do anything I want,
2347
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:42,291
because it makes me feel alive.
2348
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,402
As opposed to giving me
the appearance of normality.
2349
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,843
Whatever that means.

(CHUCKLES)
2350
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:52,086
I don't think it means much.
2351
01:51:54,080 --> 01:51:56,287
You're kinda weird, you know that?
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2352
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,807
Yeah?
2353
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:01,095
Is that a compliment?
2354
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:04,090
I don't know.
Do you wanna be weird?
2355
01:52:04,760 --> 01:52:08,845
I mean, I don't want to like scare kids
at the park, or anything like that.
2356
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:12,166
I really like talking with you.
2357
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:15,935
I don't usually even try
to vocalize my thoughts
2358
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:17,371
or feelings or anything.
2359
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:21,363
I don't know, it never sounds right.
Words are stupid.
2360
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:25,601
So, why are you trying with me?
2361
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:28,327
I don't know.
I guess I feel comfortable.
2362
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,210
I'm glad.
(CHUCKLES)
2363
01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:37,135
Hey, Jim.
2364
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:38,366
I'm sorry I'm so late.
2365
01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:41,607
What time are you
supposed to be home?
2366
01:52:42,760 --> 01:52:44,842
I don't know.
A while ago.
2367
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:49,526
While ago like, 30 minutes
ago, an hour ago?
2368
01:52:50,480 --> 01:52:52,535
'Cause truthfully
nobody even knew
2369
01:52:52,560 --> 01:52:54,215
where you were
until your sister told us.
2370
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:55,924
She's been home for a while.
2371
01:52:57,200 --> 01:52:58,531
I'm sorry.
2372
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:01,970
Yeah, been hearin'
a lot of that lately.
2373
01:53:03,320 --> 01:53:06,295
See, but you
don't actually care.
2374
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:10,166
You just kinda come
and go as you please,
2375
01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:12,815
and you don't care

if your mom's upset,
2376
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:15,127
or what time you gotta be home.
2377
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:16,930
Is that what's up?
2378
01:53:18,080 --> 01:53:19,335
I don't know what to tell you.
2379
01:53:19,360 --> 01:53:21,015
Stop mumbling!
2380
01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:22,804
You know, speak up!
2381
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:25,495
I can't understand a word
comin' out of your mouth.
2382
01:53:25,520 --> 01:53:27,535
It's just like...
(MUMBLING)
2383
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:29,535
And I ask you questions
and you just...
2384
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:32,131
Can I just have one day where
everyone isn't all over my ass?
2385
01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:36,883
I'm up your ass?
2386
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,695
This is my house.
All right?
2387
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:42,535
If you wanna live in my house,
2388
01:53:42,560 --> 01:53:44,935
then you get home when you
say you're gonna be home.
2389
01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:46,450
You know, Jim,
you're not my dad.
2390
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:48,295
No, I'm not your dad.
2391
01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:51,449
You know how I know that?
'Cause I'm actually here.
2392
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:53,767
I'm the guy with the job,
payin' the bills,
2393
01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:57,766
takin' care of you, your
mom, your sister, huh? Huh?
2394
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:00,570
I'm that guy!
2395
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:25,084
Morning.
Morning.
2396
01:54:26,360 --> 01:54:30,206
Hey. Which one of you guys used the
downstairs bathroom last night?
2397
01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:33,127
I don't know.
I didn't.
2398
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:34,964
That tall guy, what's his name?
2399
01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:37,695
Phillip?
2400
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:41,255
Yeah, Phillip. He did it.
Can Phillip read?
2401
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:42,375
You know, there's
a big sign on the door.

2402
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:44,095
It says, "Do not use this
bathroom, it's broken."
2403
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:46,282
I mean, how difficult is that?
2404
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:49,128
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
2405
01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:54,335
(SIGHS)
2406
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,160
I think I'm gonna put the
house on the market.
2407
01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:58,735
Why?
2408
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:00,295
This house is too big for us.
2409
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:01,935
You're going to
school eventually.
2410
01:55:01,960 --> 01:55:04,008
It's too expensive.
I'm done.
2411
01:55:04,720 --> 01:55:06,609
Why did you even buy it
in the first place then?
2412
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:11,295
Because I really enjoy
making poor life decisions,
2413
01:55:11,320 --> 01:55:13,800
keeping us on
the brink of poverty.
2414
01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:18,175
I've spent the first half of my

life acquiring all this crap,
2415
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:19,975
and now I'm gonna spend
the second half of my life
2416
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,655
getting rid of all this stuff.
2417
01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:23,887
Really? Like what?
2418
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:26,655
Well, I got rid of
a couple husbands,
2419
01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:28,055
now I'm gonna get rid
of a mortgage,
2420
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:31,455
some maintenance,
the tchotchskes,
2421
01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:35,246
the homeowner's insurance, the
property tax, the plumbing.
2422
01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:37,721
(SIGHS)
2423
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:39,535
You know what?
From now on,
2424
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:41,528
I am gonna be Mommy Monk.
2425
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:44,202
Simple. Celibate.
2426
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,209
(CHUCKLES) Don't be gross, Mom.
2427
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:49,686
Fine.
2428
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:52,335
I'll be a poor whore
with a big house.
2429
01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:53,361
(CHUCKLES)
2430
01:55:53,480 --> 01:55:54,811
Is that better? Hmm?
2431
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:57,085
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
2432
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:05,646
Mason, please, don't leave
me that dirty dish to wash.
2433
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:08,206
I do dishes all day.
2434
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:11,175
Oh, great! Honey,
then you're a professional.
2435
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:14,215
Come on, you could do one or two
more for your poor old mom.
2436
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:15,401
Okay.
2437
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,843
Thank you.
(TAP RUNNING)
2438
01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:28,370
(ENGINE STARTS)
2439
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:41,885
You want one?
2440
01:56:42,000 --> 01:56:43,295
(GAGS) Oh, God!
(CHUCKLES)
2441
01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:44,481

She didn't even
touch them, seriously.
2442
01:56:44,600 --> 01:56:45,965
I watched her the whole time.
2443
01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:48,925
I bet you did watch her,
you little pervert.
2444
01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:50,606
(CHUCKLES)
2445
01:56:51,440 --> 01:56:54,015
It's like we're on a date.
2446
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,769
(CHUCKLES) Cheers.
2447
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:58,444
It's a night of romance.
2448
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:01,082
Yeah, except
I'm not gonna kiss you.
2449
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:04,802
I will blow you, though.
2450
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,005
(DISHES CLATTER)
2451
01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:15,735
Mason! We are in
the weeds out here!
2452
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:17,125
I'm goin' as fast as I can.
2453
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,455
Oh, then I must be
confused then,
2454
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:21,295
'cause I just saw you
chattin' it up with April,
2455
01:57:21,320 --> 01:57:23,095
when I got a salad bar
that needs a refill,
2456
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:25,655
I got a six-top,
two four-tops I can't use
2457
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,966
because they
haven't been bussed!
2458
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,368
Enrique is not here.
I'm tryin'.
2459
01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:32,255
Well, while you're tryin',
we're dyin'!
2460
01:57:32,280 --> 01:57:34,135
What am I supposed
to tell my customers?
2461
01:57:34,160 --> 01:57:37,095
"Oh, I'm sorry that your table's
got dirty plates on it,"
2462
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:38,645
"but Mason's trying."
2463
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:40,815
"At least that's
what he told me."
2464
01:57:40,840 --> 01:57:43,650
"After he was flirtin' with April
and eatin' your leftover shrimp."
2465
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:46,881
Now it is a challenge
out there today, I know,
2466
01:57:47,640 --> 01:57:49,529
but I wanna share
something with you.
2467
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:52,255
I got you pegged
for fry cook this summer,
2468
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:54,123
and that's a lot
more responsibility.
2469
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:57,444
It's also more money.
How's that sound?
2470
01:57:58,480 --> 01:57:59,527
Good.
2471
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,295
I know you can
handle that money,
2472
01:58:02,320 --> 01:58:04,721
but can you take
the responsibility?
2473
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:07,735
I think you can,
because I believe in you.
2474
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:08,880
But I need you on the floor.
2475
01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:11,083
Now leave the dishes.
Giddy up.
2476
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:14,167
All right, come on!
Don't let me down!
2477
01:58:18,320 --> 01:58:21,563
Well, so it's runnin' okay? That
alternator's not messin' up anymore?
2478
01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:24,003
No, it's fine.
It's up for the trip.
2479
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:25,840
(CHUCKLES) Good.
2480
01:58:26,840 --> 01:58:29,495
Are you gonna see your sister
when you guys are in Austin?
2481
01:58:29,520 --> 01:58:31,815
Yeah, she said I can stay
at her dorm, which is cool.
2482
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:34,207
And I guess her roommate's out
of town, so it's no big deal.
2483
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:36,695
All right.
Did you apply there yet?
2484
01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:38,375
Did you get that
application in to UT?
2485
01:58:38,400 --> 01:58:41,215
Not yet, but Sheena's
pretty much in, though.
2486
01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:43,295
Right. Well, if you know
that's where you wanna go,
2487
01:58:43,320 --> 01:58:46,055
you should probably do that early
acceptance thing, you know?
2488
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:48,526
Seriously, let 'em know you're
a man who knows what he wants.
2489
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:49,695
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
2490
01:58:49,720 --> 01:58:53,042
A little bit of decisiveness goes a
long way in this life, all right?
2491
01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:54,615
Yeah.
Great.
2492
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:56,529
And what about work?
How's that goin'?
2493
01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,255
Uh, I don't know.
It's all right.
2494
01:58:59,280 --> 01:59:01,169
Today kind of sucked.
This guy didn't show up.
2495
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:04,965
But it's definitely an interesting
perspective on the world.
2496
01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:06,890
People are slobs.
2497
01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:08,575
(CHUCKLES)
2498
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:10,975
Well, when people ask me
about you, I say to them,
2499
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:12,375
"Mason, he's doing great."
2500
01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:15,370
"He's got a job,
he's really cleanin' up."
2501
01:59:16,200 --> 01:59:19,363
All right, say hi to Annie
and Cooper, will you?
2502
01:59:20,120 --> 01:59:22,375
Say hi to your big brother.
"Hey, big brother."
2503
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:24,415
Hey, Annie.
Hey, kiddo.
2504
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:25,646
Can you say bye-bye?

2505
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:27,444
Bye-bye!
(CHUCKLES)
2506
01:59:27,920 --> 01:59:29,410
We'll see you soon.
2507
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:32,481
MASON SR.: All right. Well, be careful
when you're driving, all right?
2508
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:36,095
Don't be texting, don't be doing any of that.
All right, just.
2509
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:40,655
You're Obi-Wan. You're
centered, patient. Right?
2510
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:42,895
You watch three cars ahead,
two behind.
2511
01:59:42,920 --> 01:59:45,415
Takes two bad drivers
to have an accident, okay?
2512
01:59:45,440 --> 01:59:46,441
Okay.
2513
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:50,415
Listen, tell your sister to pick up her
phone or call me back or something.
2514
01:59:50,440 --> 01:59:51,935
Okay.
All right, buddy.
2515
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:54,122
You have a good one.
Bye, Dad.
2516
01:59:56,520 --> 01:59:58,415
Hey, honey, take this
to your sister.
2517
01:59:58,440 --> 01:59:59,975
Throw it in the truck, okay?
2518
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:01,764
Okay, I will.
2519
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:03,851
So where is Sheena staying?
2520
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:05,326
At her friend Emily's.
2521
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:07,375
Is Emily a real person?
2522
02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:08,735
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
2523
02:00:08,760 --> 02:00:11,764
Yeah, she's a sophomore.
She has an apartment.
2524
02:00:14,120 --> 02:00:16,015
Okay, this is in case
of emergency.
2525
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:17,775
Don't spend it, I want it back.
2526
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:19,643
Okay. Thanks.
2527
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,400
Did you do your homework?
2528
02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:24,887
Most of it, but I can
finish tomorrow night.
2529
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:28,575
Honey, 11th grade is really important
for college. Don't blow it.
2530
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:32,047
I know, I know. I mean, we're
going to UT and everything.
2531
02:00:32,160 --> 02:00:33,535
Oh, don't you want me to come?
2532
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:36,655
"Come on, Sheena, road trip
with Mom!" I'll pay for gas.
2533
02:00:36,680 --> 02:00:37,806
Fine.
2534
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:40,608
Just kidding. I have work.
(CHUCKLES)
2535
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:44,375
Call me when you get there.
2536
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,606
I will.
2537
02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:49,295
Have fun!
2538
02:00:49,320 --> 02:00:50,446
(DOOR OPENS)
2539
02:00:52,400 --> 02:00:53,481
(DOOR CLOSES)
2540
02:00:57,800 --> 02:00:59,575
SHEENA: That sounds to
me like just another
2541
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:01,967
extreme Mason
view of everything.
2542
02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:04,535
Not at all!
I finally figured it out.
2543
02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:07,455
It's like when they realized
it was gonna be too expensive
2544
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:11,371

to actually build
cyborgs and robots.
2545
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:13,655
I mean, the costs
of that were impossible.
2546
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,495
They decided to just let humans
2547
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:17,655
turn themselves into robots.
2548
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:19,335
That's what's
going on right now.
2549
02:01:19,360 --> 02:01:20,535
Oh, right now?
2550
02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:21,615
Yeah! I mean, why not?
2551
02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:26,043
They're billions of us just laying
around, not really doing anything.
2552
02:01:27,360 --> 02:01:28,815
We don't cost anything.
2553
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:33,528
We're even pretty good at self-maintenance
and reproducing constantly.
2554
02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:38,895
And as it turns out, we're
already biologically programmed
2555
02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:40,775
for our little cyborg upgrades.
2556
02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:42,495
How?
Seriously.
2557
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:45,015
I read this thing

the other day about how...
2558
02:01:45,040 --> 02:01:47,815
When you hear
that ding on your inbox,
2559
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:50,615
you get like a dopamine
rush in your brain.
2560
02:01:50,640 --> 02:01:52,375
It's like we're being
chemically rewarded
2561
02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:54,926
for allowing ourselves
to be brainwashed.
2562
02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:58,808
How evil is that?
We're fucked.
2563
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:02,010
(SCOFFS) So you deleting your Facebook
page is gonna change all that?
2564
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:06,375
Remember when Trevor deleted
his Facebook page last year
2565
02:02:06,400 --> 02:02:08,335
and everyone just hated him?
2566
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:09,691
You made more fun
of him than anyone.
2567
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:11,609
I still make fun
of Trevor though.
2568
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:16,403
It was like he was so pathetically
desperate for attention.
2569
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:18,175
Or to be different,
or something.
2570
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:21,602
That's just 'cause they did that lame
story about it in the school paper.
2571
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:23,655
And then he had to make
a big announcement about it
2572
02:02:23,680 --> 02:02:25,295
when he came back a month later.
2573
02:02:25,320 --> 02:02:27,495
That's the thing, though, I'm
not doing it for attention.
2574
02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:30,895
I just wanna try and not live
my life through a screen.
2575
02:02:30,920 --> 02:02:34,895
I want some kind of
actual interaction.
2576
02:02:34,920 --> 02:02:38,481
A real person, not just
the profile they put up.
2577
02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:41,248
Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you saying something?
2578
02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:43,135
Yeah, okay,
I know you're joking.
2579
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,375
But, I mean, it's kind of true.
2580
02:02:44,400 --> 02:02:47,415
You have been, you know, checking
your phone this whole time,
2581
02:02:47,440 --> 02:02:48,851
so, what're you really doing?
2582
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:52,255

You don't care what your friends
are up to on a Saturday afternoon,
2583
02:02:52,280 --> 02:02:57,975
but you're also obviously not fully
experiencing my profound bitching.
2584
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:02,575
So, yeah, it's like everyone's just
stuck in like an in-between state.
2585
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:04,815
Not really
experiencing anything.
2586
02:03:04,840 --> 02:03:07,081
It's not an experience,
it's just information.
2587
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:10,095
Look. For example,
2588
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:12,775
I just got the address of the club
where we're meeting them later,
2589
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:16,122
so we won't be wandering the streets
of Austin lost for an hour tonight.
2590
02:03:16,240 --> 02:03:18,295
Thank you very much, Facebook.
2591
02:03:18,320 --> 02:03:20,004
And then I just texted
my mom back.
2592
02:03:20,120 --> 02:03:22,575
Oh, that's groundbreaking.
2593
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:25,171
She hasn't seen you in,
like, 55 minutes?
2594
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:27,961
Oh...
2595
02:03:28,160 --> 02:03:30,415
Oh, my God, most importantly,
2596
02:03:30,440 --> 02:03:33,364
Meg's family just got
a miniature pet pig.
2597
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:36,206
(MASON CHUCKLES)
2598
02:03:37,240 --> 02:03:41,484
Okay, you're right. That is
a really cute, tiny pig.
2599
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:43,364
Our lives can go on.
2600
02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:45,885
I want one.
2601
02:03:50,880 --> 02:03:52,775
Nice shot.
2602
02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:55,335
SAMANTHA: Yeah, just give the
lady at the front y'all's IDs
2603
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:57,408
and, uh, she should let you in.
2604
02:03:57,880 --> 02:04:00,121
It's Room 206, right?
Awesome. Mmm.
2605
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:02,975
It's not weird that
we're staying there, is it?
2606
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,815
No, it's fine. Have fun.
(CHUCKLES)
2607
02:04:04,840 --> 02:04:06,205
Thank you.
2608
02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:08,403
How long have you

guys been dating?
2609
02:04:08,520 --> 02:04:10,249
About three months.
2610
02:04:11,040 --> 02:04:14,647
Yeah, we met at a party
and it's been chill.
2611
02:04:15,080 --> 02:04:17,128
Yeah, he seems cool.
Yeah, he is.
2612
02:04:17,880 --> 02:04:19,920
SHEENA: Does he go to UT, too? Cool.
SAMANTHA: Yeah.
2613
02:04:20,120 --> 02:04:21,455
What does he study?
2614
02:04:21,480 --> 02:04:26,975
He's studying history and Italian,
I think, his minor, yeah.
2615
02:04:27,000 --> 02:04:28,968
Does he wanna teach Italian?
2616
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:31,255
I think he's still
figuring stuff out.
2617
02:04:31,280 --> 02:04:32,455
Yeah.
He'll figure it out.
2618
02:04:32,480 --> 02:04:35,086
He's smart.
Smart, yeah.
2619
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:37,415
So, where are you thinking about
living when you come here?
2620
02:04:37,440 --> 02:04:39,255
Um, I'm not really sure yet.
2621
02:04:39,280 --> 02:04:42,215

We're gonna look
at apartments tomorrow.
2622
02:04:42,240 --> 02:04:43,401
Um...
2623
02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:46,729
But I know my parents sort of were
expecting me to live in a dorm.
2624
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:49,295
But I'm paying
my way through college,
2625
02:04:49,320 --> 02:04:51,695
so it doesn't
really matter that much.
2626
02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:54,695
You don't have to listen to
your parents after you turn 18.
2627
02:04:54,720 --> 02:04:57,644
Especially if they're not
helping you financially.
2628
02:04:57,760 --> 02:04:59,603
That's what I figured.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2629
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:02,255
But living in a dorm isn't so bad.
Yeah?
2630
02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:04,055
I mean, especially
if it's a coed dorm.
2631
02:05:04,080 --> 02:05:05,135
Yeah.
2632
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:09,370
I mean, I've never been around
so many cute guys at once.
2633
02:05:09,680 --> 02:05:11,921
Like, college is really fun.
(BOTH LAUGH)
2634
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:15,762
I'm excited.
It's great, yeah.
2635
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:18,735
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
2636
02:05:18,760 --> 02:05:20,444
2637
02:05:24,000 --> 02:05:25,365
(GIRL LAUGHS)
2638
02:05:29,480 --> 02:05:30,481
Oh.
2639
02:05:37,520 --> 02:05:39,124
(SINGING)
(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)
2640
02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:32,095
The last death at the Hoover
Dam construction site
2641
02:06:32,120 --> 02:06:35,455
was his son, Patrick Tierney,
2642
02:06:35,480 --> 02:06:40,042
who died on December 20th, 1935,
2643
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:42,522
exactly 13 years to the day.
2644
02:06:43,760 --> 02:06:46,161
SHEENA: See those
sorority girls over there?
2645
02:06:47,320 --> 02:06:48,375
(ALL CHUCKLE)
2646
02:06:48,400 --> 02:06:50,004
I've just decided,
2647
02:06:50,120 --> 02:06:52,575
if you delete your Facebook

page, I'm pledging.
2648
02:06:52,600 --> 02:06:53,601
(CHUCKLES)
2649
02:06:53,960 --> 02:06:56,566
Yeah, in just
a few years that's you,
2650
02:06:57,080 --> 02:06:58,615
and that's gonna be me.
2651
02:06:58,640 --> 02:07:02,406
...inlaid into the terrazzo
floors was a star map,
2652
02:07:02,520 --> 02:07:07,295
a celestial map of heavenly
bodies so accurately displayed
2653
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:10,449
that one could chart the
procession of the pole star
2654
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:14,175
14,000 years into the future, such
that future generations upon...
2655
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,655
SHEENA: I wonder
what his deal is.
2656
02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:17,967
I mean, he obviously
has money to eat here.
2657
02:07:18,320 --> 02:07:22,450
MASON: He just said. He's a UT
professor, tenure and everything.
2658
02:07:23,320 --> 02:07:24,375
(SHEENA CHUCKLES)
2659
02:07:24,400 --> 02:07:26,528
Look at all these people.
2660
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:29,001

What're they even doing here
at 3:00 in the morning?
2661
02:07:29,240 --> 02:07:31,811
What are we even doing here
at 3:00 in the morning?
2662
02:07:32,080 --> 02:07:33,570
We know what we're doing here.
2663
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:35,842
Queso. We have a purpose.
(CHUCKLES)
2664
02:07:36,360 --> 02:07:39,807
Hell, yeah.
2665
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:43,288
You know, by next summer,
this'll just be our lives.
2666
02:07:43,560 --> 02:07:44,846
Mmm.
2667
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:50,811
Staying out all night, going
to shows, whatever we want.
2668
02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:53,215
We ever gonna go to class?
2669
02:07:53,240 --> 02:07:54,321
(CHUCKLES)
2670
02:07:54,640 --> 02:07:55,687
Sometimes.
2671
02:07:55,960 --> 02:07:58,964
When it feels right.
When the inspiration hits.
2672
02:07:59,320 --> 02:08:00,685
Only then.
(CHUCKLES)
2673
02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:03,455
Anything else?
2674
02:08:03,480 --> 02:08:05,801
Uh, more queso?
Yeah.
2675
02:08:11,520 --> 02:08:12,681
(SIGHS)
2676
02:08:12,960 --> 02:08:14,450
Jesus.
2677
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:16,451
What?
2678
02:08:16,600 --> 02:08:19,175
I don't know, doesn't it all
seem a little overwhelming?
2679
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:21,123
I mean, college?
2680
02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:25,575
I mean, I like the idea
of being away from home
2681
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:28,015
and gaining skills and getting
better at photography.
2682
02:08:28,040 --> 02:08:29,375
I just...
2683
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:30,775
I don't know,
I'm not counting on it
2684
02:08:30,800 --> 02:08:33,935
being some big,
transformative experience.
2685
02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:36,015
I don't think
it's that transformative.
2686
02:08:36,040 --> 02:08:38,055
I just see it as the next step.
2687
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:39,775
But it's like a preordained slot
2688
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:42,963
that's already got
your name and number on it.
2689
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:45,602
I don't think
it's the key to my future.
2690
02:08:46,120 --> 02:08:47,575
'Cause, I mean, look at my mom.
2691
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:50,809
She got her degree
and got a pretty good job.
2692
02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:52,455
She can pay her bills.
2693
02:08:52,480 --> 02:08:54,244
I like your mom.
2694
02:08:54,560 --> 02:08:57,086
I like my mom, too.
I just mean...
2695
02:08:57,560 --> 02:09:00,484
Basically she's still just
as fuckin' confused as I am.
2696
02:09:01,840 --> 02:09:04,286
Thank you.
Thanks.
2697
02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:17,048
Hello?
MASON: Hey.
2698
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:18,495
Um...
2699
02:10:18,520 --> 02:10:21,842
Did Sam tell you
we were gonna stay here?
2700
02:10:22,800 --> 02:10:24,695
(CHUCKLES) No.
2701
02:10:24,720 --> 02:10:25,926
MASON: (CHUCKLES)
Sorry. Um...
2702
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:30,855
She said you were out of
town for the weekend.
2703
02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:33,486
Yeah, I was.
I just got back.
2704
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:35,888
Are you her brother?
2705
02:10:36,280 --> 02:10:38,855
Yeah, I'm Mason.
(CHUCKLES)
2706
02:10:38,880 --> 02:10:40,405
Um, this is Sheena.
2707
02:10:42,160 --> 02:10:44,606
Hello. Uh, great.
2708
02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:48,975
All right. I'm gonna leave
my stuff here, if it's okay,
2709
02:10:49,000 --> 02:10:50,729
and get something to eat.
2710
02:10:50,840 --> 02:10:53,161
I'll just come back
in a little bit?
2711
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:56,489
Yeah, yeah, we have to
get out of here soon anyway.
2712
02:10:57,920 --> 02:10:59,735
All right.
It's nice meeting you.
2713
02:10:59,760 --> 02:11:01,967
Yeah. You, too.
SHEENA: Sorry!
2714
02:11:02,080 --> 02:11:03,286
(DOOR OPENS)
2715
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:05,486
(DOOR CLOSES)
(CHUCKLES)
2716
02:11:09,120 --> 02:11:11,327
MASON: That was so awkward.
SHEENA: Mmm-hmm.
2717
02:11:24,480 --> 02:11:25,686
(UNZIPS BAG)
2718
02:11:34,520 --> 02:11:36,807
Mason,
silver-medal winner.
2719
02:11:36,920 --> 02:11:37,921
(CHUCKLES)
2720
02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:39,455
Congratulations!
2721
02:11:39,480 --> 02:11:40,527
Thank you.
2722
02:11:40,640 --> 02:11:42,802
Heard you got a scholarship.
Yeah.
2723
02:11:42,960 --> 02:11:44,615
Yeah, every little
bit helps, you know.
2724
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:46,015
Yeah. When you gonna
go out there?
2725
02:11:46,040 --> 02:11:47,815
End of the summer, I think.
2726
02:11:47,840 --> 02:11:51,765
Work some more before then, try
to save up some money, at least.
2727
02:11:52,120 --> 02:11:54,487
Yeah, before you have to
fend for yourself. Yeah.
2728
02:11:55,000 --> 02:11:56,411
Yeah, that's the idea.
2729
02:11:56,760 --> 02:11:58,120
Well, how are you
feeling about it?
2730
02:11:58,360 --> 02:12:00,010
Excited, you know.
2731
02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:02,327
But kind of half-excited,
half-terrified.
2732
02:12:02,480 --> 02:12:04,415
Yeah, kind of that
voluptuous panic.
2733
02:12:04,440 --> 02:12:06,055
Yeah. Exactly.
2734
02:12:06,080 --> 02:12:08,855
Well, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be crazy good.
2735
02:12:08,880 --> 02:12:11,455
I liked college a lot
better than high school.
2736
02:12:11,480 --> 02:12:13,562
You kinda find your people
in college, you know?
2737
02:12:13,760 --> 02:12:15,015
Exactly.
2738
02:12:15,040 --> 02:12:16,166
You'll be fine.
2739
02:12:16,280 --> 02:12:18,695
You got a good heart, just
follow your heart. Yeah?
2740
02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:20,335
Thanks.
Good luck.
2741
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:22,010
Don't forget to floss.
2742
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:26,486
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
2743
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,295
I just don't get why you're
being so fucking childish.
2744
02:12:37,320 --> 02:12:39,135
I'm not being childish!
2745
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:41,527
You're the one who made it into
this big thing by telling everyone!
2746
02:12:41,640 --> 02:12:42,766
I haven't told anyone.
2747
02:12:43,000 --> 02:12:44,490
So Cynthia just magically knows
2748
02:12:44,600 --> 02:12:46,095
you're going to the prom
with this loser,
2749
02:12:46,120 --> 02:12:47,610
even though you're not
dating him anymore?
2750
02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:49,015
She's my best friend.
2751
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:51,805
Well, your best friend
has a big fucking mouth.
2752
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:53,495

Take it up with her, then.
2753
02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:55,735
Why don't you just
tell Miss Fuckin' Rubber Jaw
2754
02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:57,285
she can keep on talking,
2755
02:12:57,400 --> 02:12:58,975
as long as she
includes the truth,
2756
02:12:59,000 --> 02:13:01,241
which is that we wouldn't
be having this conversation
2757
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:04,529
if your college boyfriend weren't
out of town this weekend.
2758
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:07,090
You had already
bought the tickets.
2759
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:09,495
It's just prom,
it's not like it matters.
2760
02:13:09,520 --> 02:13:11,095
I'm just trying to
be friends with you.
2761
02:13:11,120 --> 02:13:14,363
(CHUCKLES) It's just humiliating.
I can't do that.
2762
02:13:15,560 --> 02:13:17,855
Mister I-Don't-Care-What-Anyone-Else-Thinks-Of-Me.
2763
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:19,015
Fuck anyone else!
2764
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:23,364
I care what I think of me,
which isn't much right now.
2765
02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:25,768
King of the Pity Prom.
2766
02:13:27,120 --> 02:13:28,565
Fine. We're not going.
2767
02:13:29,080 --> 02:13:30,605
Great.
2768
02:13:40,800 --> 02:13:42,484
Why are we even...
2769
02:13:45,160 --> 02:13:47,375
I mean, we both knew
this was coming.
2770
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:49,575
I'm just the one
who did something about it.
2771
02:13:49,600 --> 02:13:51,135
Yeah, fucking some college guy.
2772
02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:52,446
Oh, fuck you!
2773
02:13:54,040 --> 02:13:55,175
I don't regret anything.
2774
02:13:55,200 --> 02:13:57,015
(CHUCKLES) Of course you don't.
2775
02:13:57,040 --> 02:13:59,055
You know, it's actually
kind of a relief
2776
02:13:59,080 --> 02:14:01,560
not to have to be around someone
who's so gloomy all the time.
2777
02:14:02,440 --> 02:14:03,775
The world's not so horrible.
2778
02:14:03,800 --> 02:14:06,815
Not everything's some big
conspiracy against humanity.
2779
02:14:06,840 --> 02:14:08,444
It's great that
you can think that way.
2780
02:14:08,560 --> 02:14:13,282
You know, I'm sure dating a jock
really helps to clear the mind.
2781
02:14:14,080 --> 02:14:17,527
He's not a jock, okay? He just
happens to be on the lacrosse team.
2782
02:14:18,440 --> 02:14:20,415
We're all going to other
schools next year anyway.
2783
02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:22,735
It's not some
super-serious relationship.
2784
02:14:22,760 --> 02:14:24,922
Oh, great. I feel
so much better now.
2785
02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:27,165
We're just having fun.
2786
02:14:27,800 --> 02:14:29,006
I bet he's having fun.
2787
02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,486
Grow up, Mason.
2788
02:14:33,000 --> 02:14:34,800
It's not like I haven't
been with anyone else.
2789
02:14:36,560 --> 02:14:37,766
Who?
2790
02:14:38,440 --> 02:14:39,487
What do you care?
2791
02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:41,367
Who?
2792
02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:43,161
Does it matter?
2793
02:14:44,680 --> 02:14:46,091
You're the one
who brought it up.
2794
02:14:52,360 --> 02:14:54,089
This is pointless.
2795
02:14:55,080 --> 02:14:57,845
Now you're just trying
to be an asshole.
2796
02:15:02,320 --> 02:15:04,975
Holy crap, I would rather
have my balls clawed off
2797
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:07,241
than ever sit through
anything like that ever again.
2798
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:10,855
Well, you never, ever have to.
2799
02:15:10,880 --> 02:15:12,815
Oh, my God, thank you.
(EXHALES)
2800
02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:14,842
Give me that.
Dude, it's all you.
2801
02:15:15,080 --> 02:15:16,730
Drink up.
2802
02:15:19,240 --> 02:15:20,685
So you coming out
with me tonight, brother?
2803
02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:22,335
Should be some pretty
awesome stuff happening.
2804
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:25,775
Naw, dude, I'm going to this
show with my dad in Austin.
2805
02:15:25,800 --> 02:15:27,450
His friend's playing.
2806
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,768
NICK: Have fun with that, I guess.
(MASON CHUCKLES)
2807
02:15:32,360 --> 02:15:36,331
Fuck, there are so many cars here.
I don't wanna go in there!
2808
02:15:36,960 --> 02:15:39,201
Dude, you will have so much fun.
2809
02:15:39,360 --> 02:15:42,855
Your family loves you!
Have a swell time.
2810
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:45,247
(CHUCKLES) Fuck you.
You're coming in with me.
2811
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:47,535
Oh, no. Shit, no.
Yes.
2812
02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:49,722
Yes, you are. My mom loves you.
You have to say hi.
2813
02:15:51,880 --> 02:15:53,882
Do you want to hurt her feelings?
Mmm-mmm.
2814
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:56,208
Well, then, let's go get 'em!
2815
02:15:56,560 --> 02:15:59,803
Just for a second. Just a
second, seriously. (BLOWS)
2816
02:16:00,560 --> 02:16:03,535
You know, you're in sort
of enemy territory here.
2817
02:16:03,560 --> 02:16:04,561
We're aware.
2818
02:16:06,640 --> 02:16:08,244
2819
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:17,203
Look who's here!
(WHISTLING)
2820
02:16:17,320 --> 02:16:18,606
(ALL CHEERING)
2821
02:16:19,440 --> 02:16:20,566
Hey!
2822
02:16:32,000 --> 02:16:33,365
Get a job!
2823
02:16:33,600 --> 02:16:34,806
(ALL LAUGHING)
2824
02:16:35,200 --> 02:16:36,335
MAN: Congratulations!
2825
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:37,815
No, no, no! Wait.
We're gonna take pictures.
2826
02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:39,444
Put it back on.
2827
02:16:39,600 --> 02:16:40,935
Can you get a camera?
2828
02:16:40,960 --> 02:16:42,415
Congratulations, baby.
2829
02:16:42,440 --> 02:16:44,280
I don't know you, but congratulations!
(LAUGHS)
2830
02:16:45,000 --> 02:16:47,606
All right, look here.
2831
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:49,775
Smile.
Here we go.
2832
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:51,325
Oh, that's a good one.
2833
02:16:51,440 --> 02:16:53,807
And good. Got it.
2834
02:16:54,000 --> 02:16:56,215
AUNT JENNY: We need...
Sam, where are you?
2835
02:16:56,240 --> 02:16:57,446
Samantha!
OLIVIA: Sam.
2836
02:16:58,040 --> 02:16:59,255
And where's Mason Senior?
2837
02:16:59,280 --> 02:17:01,328
I'm feeling generous.
Come here.
2838
02:17:03,080 --> 02:17:06,935
CAROL: Great.
And beautiful!
2839
02:17:06,960 --> 02:17:08,975
I'll email these to everyone.
2840
02:17:09,000 --> 02:17:10,081
(ALL CHEERING)
2841
02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:12,043
Don't even start.
Don't start, don't start.
2842
02:17:12,520 --> 02:17:13,851
2843
02:17:22,160 --> 02:17:24,455
Can't believe you guys came all this way.
It means a lot to me.
2844
02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:25,655
Mmm...
2845
02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:28,684
We wouldn't have
missed it for anything!
2846
02:17:28,800 --> 02:17:33,089
I'm so proud of you.
Congratulations.
2847
02:17:33,480 --> 02:17:36,689
I'm really sorry that Lee couldn't be here.
He's on his senior trip.
2848
02:17:36,880 --> 02:17:38,405
No, tell him I said hi.
I will.
2849
02:17:38,520 --> 02:17:40,921
Abby, I didn't even recognize you.
How old are you now?
2850
02:17:41,080 --> 02:17:42,127
I'm 13.
2851
02:17:42,360 --> 02:17:43,600
Wow.
2852
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:49,367
WOMAN 1: All right,
let's top her off.
2853
02:17:50,080 --> 02:17:51,655
You want some, doll?
2854
02:17:51,680 --> 02:17:54,375
WOMAN 2: Um, sure,
whatever. Yeah.
2855
02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:55,640
BOSS: I got you something.
2856
02:17:57,360 --> 02:17:58,495
What is it?
2857
02:17:58,520 --> 02:18:01,215
That is a savings bond.
That is worth something.
2858
02:18:01,240 --> 02:18:02,815
It's better than money.
You'd just spend that.
2859
02:18:02,840 --> 02:18:03,841
(CHUCKLES)
2860
02:18:04,800 --> 02:18:06,655
God, is that your mom?
2861
02:18:06,680 --> 02:18:09,001
Yeah. Yeah. That's her. Wow.
2862
02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:12,611
Three-second rule.
Put it on your plate.
2863
02:18:13,200 --> 02:18:14,335
WOMAN: Such a good dad.
Really.
2864
02:18:14,360 --> 02:18:15,495
UNCLE STEVE: I know.
I'm trying to help.
2865
02:18:15,520 --> 02:18:17,455
Come here, you guys. I want to
make a little toast to Mason.
2866
02:18:17,480 --> 02:18:18,970
(ALL CHEERING)
2867
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:22,655
Now, Mason, I know you didn't
really want to have a party today,
2868
02:18:22,680 --> 02:18:24,575
but we did.
2869
02:18:24,600 --> 02:18:28,491
And you only graduate high
school once in your life.
2870
02:18:29,360 --> 02:18:32,815
So I want to celebrate you
and this next phase.
2871
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:34,535
And you're gonna learn
so much in college,
2872
02:18:34,560 --> 02:18:35,695
you're gonna have so much fun.
2873
02:18:35,720 --> 02:18:37,615
You're gonna have
inspiring teachers,
2874
02:18:37,640 --> 02:18:40,895
you're gonna learn more
about your art.
2875
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:42,809
I love you, babe.
So proud of you.
2876
02:18:43,440 --> 02:18:45,920
To Mason.
ALL: To Mason!
2877
02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:47,967
To Mason.
MAN: Here, here!
2878
02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:52,123
All right, you're up, kid.
2879
02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:54,081
Oh, uh...
2880
02:18:55,000 --> 02:18:59,847
All right, uh... Well, Mason,
I'll make a toast to the future.
2881
02:19:00,160 --> 02:19:01,615
To your future.
2882
02:19:01,640 --> 02:19:03,815
You know, it's been
a little sketchy
2883
02:19:03,840 --> 02:19:05,215
this end of
the school year here,
2884
02:19:05,240 --> 02:19:07,535
trying to figure out
what school to go to.
2885
02:19:07,560 --> 02:19:10,495
Mason told me that he wanted
2886
02:19:10,520 --> 02:19:12,655
to get as far away
from home as possible,
2887
02:19:12,680 --> 02:19:15,775
but still honor our agreement
that we pay in-state tuition,
2888
02:19:15,800 --> 02:19:17,295
which I do appreciate.
(LAUGHING)
2889
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:20,575
He's a prudent man and, uh,
he's gonna have a great future.
2890
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:21,840
So here's to you, buddy.
2891
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:23,400
ALL: To the future!
(ALL CHEERING)
2892
02:19:23,920 --> 02:19:25,251
Congratulations!
2893
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:31,495
Mason Junior! High school
graduate, 18 and straight!
2894
02:19:31,520 --> 02:19:32,521
(ALL LAUGHING)
2895
02:19:33,280 --> 02:19:36,095
Just ignore him. My brother
needs to learn to pace himself.
2896
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:39,203
I've not known you
as long as everybody here,

2897
02:19:40,640 --> 02:19:45,771
but since I have known you, you've
grown a lot and I'm proud of you.
2898
02:19:46,480 --> 02:19:49,324
So, if this photography
thing doesn't work out,
2899
02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:50,495
you know you always got a job.
2900
02:19:50,520 --> 02:19:52,615
Lose that earring. But...
(ALL LAUGHING)
2901
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:54,775
Uh, you know, maybe I can
get you front of house.
2902
02:19:54,800 --> 02:19:56,335
All right.
To you, buddy!
2903
02:19:56,360 --> 02:19:57,600
(LAUGHING)
2904
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:00,485
Sam, say something!
2905
02:20:01,280 --> 02:20:02,815
MASON SR.: Come on, Samantha.
Um...
2906
02:20:02,840 --> 02:20:04,524
AUNT JENNY: Come on, darling.
2907
02:20:04,880 --> 02:20:06,245
Good luck.
(ALL LAUGHING)
2908
02:20:11,160 --> 02:20:12,491
(APPLAUSE)
2909
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:15,011
WOMAN: Aw...
2910
02:20:15,840 --> 02:20:17,855
So you broke up
with your girlfriend?
2911
02:20:17,880 --> 02:20:19,855
Yeah, yeah, just recently.
2912
02:20:19,880 --> 02:20:21,095
What was her name?
2913
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:23,327
Sheena.
2914
02:20:23,760 --> 02:20:25,975
She's gonna go to
college with you?
2915
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:27,359
No.
No?
2916
02:20:27,360 --> 02:20:29,362
Hmm. She's staying in
this part of Texas.
2917
02:20:29,480 --> 02:20:30,695
Okay.
2918
02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:32,210
You need a ride to college?
2919
02:20:32,920 --> 02:20:34,081
(CHUCKLES)
2920
02:20:35,080 --> 02:20:37,495
I just wanted to say hello
before you got out of here.
2921
02:20:37,520 --> 02:20:39,655
You guys met before, haven't you?
Annie, Aunt Jen?
2922
02:20:39,680 --> 02:20:41,255
Yeah, we met at, uh...
2923
02:20:41,280 --> 02:20:42,815

Sam's graduation.
Oh, yeah.
2924
02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:44,495
And with your little one.
Where is he?
2925
02:20:44,520 --> 02:20:46,887
Oh, he's at home.
2926
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:49,015
Remember? He was such a
pain in Sam's thing that...
2927
02:20:49,040 --> 02:20:50,975
I would love to see him.
2928
02:20:51,000 --> 02:20:53,048
We have a special weekend
this weekend, so...
2929
02:20:53,160 --> 02:20:55,375
I'm so glad you
found her, I really am.
2930
02:20:55,400 --> 02:20:57,575
You've got him at
a good time, I think.
2931
02:20:57,600 --> 02:20:59,495
I think so, too.
Yeah.
2932
02:20:59,520 --> 02:21:00,815
It's good to see you two.
2933
02:21:00,840 --> 02:21:02,015
Nice to see you, too, Jen.
2934
02:21:02,040 --> 02:21:03,455
So proud of your boy.
2935
02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:05,369
Yeah. Yeah,
we all are.
2936
02:21:08,560 --> 02:21:10,801

She's a bitch and a half.
(LAUGHING)
2937
02:21:12,520 --> 02:21:13,615
UNCLE STEVE: You got to
remember, you're going
2938
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,095
to college, though, all right?
2939
02:21:15,120 --> 02:21:18,135
And if you're anything
like me or your old man,
2940
02:21:18,160 --> 02:21:20,535
you're gonna be pulling
down some serious wool.
2941
02:21:20,560 --> 02:21:22,535
You're gonna be tapping
some masterful gap.
2942
02:21:22,560 --> 02:21:24,175
You're gonna be doing
some good work out there.
2943
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:26,567
Think about it. Awful lot
of flowers in that bouquet.
2944
02:21:26,800 --> 02:21:28,215
But you got to do me a favor.
2945
02:21:28,240 --> 02:21:30,375
You're going to be vulnerable
this summer, all right?
2946
02:21:30,400 --> 02:21:33,404
Remember to use protection
during breakup sex.
2947
02:21:33,720 --> 02:21:34,721
(CHUCKLES)
2948
02:21:35,400 --> 02:21:37,975
This guy knows exactly of which I speak.
(CHUCKLES)
2949
02:21:38,000 --> 02:21:40,571
Look what
happened to him. Voila'.
2950
02:21:40,760 --> 02:21:42,091
Steven.
(LAUGHS)
2951
02:21:43,400 --> 02:21:44,925
Cheers.
2952
02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:47,775
It's not that simple.
2953
02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,485
(CHANTING) Four more years.
Four more years.
2954
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:52,650
I'm just saying.
2955
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:57,735
(YAWNS) Do y'all recycle?
Should I...
2956
02:21:57,760 --> 02:21:59,055
I have one started there.
2957
02:21:59,080 --> 02:22:01,321
Oh, yeah, right. Great.
2958
02:22:05,000 --> 02:22:07,401
Am I your only ex at this party?
(CHUCKLES)
2959
02:22:07,880 --> 02:22:10,770
Yes. I'm not your
only wife here, though.
2960
02:22:13,120 --> 02:22:14,360
Yeah.
2961
02:22:16,760 --> 02:22:19,923
Can you believe they're
both out of high school?
2962
02:22:20,240 --> 02:22:22,811
No. No, I can't.
2963
02:22:25,280 --> 02:22:28,807
You did a great job with
both of them, by the way.
2964
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:31,203
Thanks for saying that.
2965
02:22:31,840 --> 02:22:33,095
I never thought
I'd hear you say that.
2966
02:22:33,120 --> 02:22:34,326
Well, it's true.
2967
02:22:34,840 --> 02:22:36,205
Thank you.
2968
02:22:37,960 --> 02:22:39,655
You're doing it
all over again, huh?
2969
02:22:39,680 --> 02:22:41,603
I know, I know, right?
(CHUCKLES)
2970
02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:45,966
It's gonna be 15 years
till I have an empty nest.
2971
02:22:46,480 --> 02:22:47,481
Hmm.
2972
02:22:47,600 --> 02:22:50,968
But I'd love to pitch in,
help with this, if I could.
2973
02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:52,889
I mean, it's so great
that you did this.
2974
02:22:53,000 --> 02:22:55,082
Can I just give you a little?
2975
02:22:55,640 --> 02:22:56,935

I'd appreciate it if I could.
2976
02:22:56,960 --> 02:22:58,575
Sure. Yeah.
2977
02:22:58,600 --> 02:23:00,135
But I don't have any cash.
2978
02:23:00,160 --> 02:23:03,607
(LAUGHS) Oh, I know, it's in Annie's purse.
I'll be right back.
2979
02:23:04,480 --> 02:23:05,925
(SIGHS)
2980
02:23:06,360 --> 02:23:07,885
(WARMING UP INSTRUMENTS)
2981
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:13,655
So it sucks. I mean, the guy's
a college lacrosse player.
2982
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:15,135
What are you gonna do?
2983
02:23:15,160 --> 02:23:17,495
She didn't even like sports.
2984
02:23:17,520 --> 02:23:18,895
You want a beer?
2985
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:20,175
No, that's all right.
2986
02:23:20,200 --> 02:23:21,725
You can have one.
It's okay.
2987
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:24,335
Yeah, well, for what it's worth,
2988
02:23:24,360 --> 02:23:28,524
we've all been through the exact
same thing at one point or another.
2989
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:31,855

It's not the same, though. I
mean, you never got to know her.
2990
02:23:31,880 --> 02:23:34,565
No, I know, I know.
It's not the same.
2991
02:23:35,240 --> 02:23:37,335
I just don't know
what I did wrong.
2992
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:39,647
Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, man.
2993
02:23:40,840 --> 02:23:42,729
Hey.
Hey, Mason.
2994
02:23:42,840 --> 02:23:45,650
We're up here raiding the green room.
Hope that's okay.
2995
02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:46,895
That's totally cool.
2996
02:23:46,920 --> 02:23:47,921
All right.
2997
02:23:48,280 --> 02:23:49,520
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2998
02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:53,375
Wow! Is that MJ?
2999
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:55,004
Uh-huh, right?
(CHUCKLING)
3000
02:23:55,280 --> 02:23:56,884
Unbelievable.
3001
02:23:57,680 --> 02:24:00,095
Well, we just decided to come a
little early, check you out.
3002
02:24:00,120 --> 02:24:02,575

That's cool man, let me finish up.
I'll be up in a minute.
3003
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:05,444
All right. I guarantee you,
you didn't do anything wrong.
3004
02:24:06,000 --> 02:24:08,082
These high school love
things, they never work out.
3005
02:24:08,200 --> 02:24:09,415
Here, come here.
3006
02:24:09,440 --> 02:24:12,775
I mean, everybody's just
changing so much, you know?
3007
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:16,327
The odds of two young people staying
on the same wavelength are...
3008
02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,095
Yeah, but still... Look,
and I also guarantee you
3009
02:24:19,120 --> 02:24:20,495
that every day of your life
3010
02:24:20,520 --> 02:24:22,615
that you spend crying
over some silly girl
3011
02:24:22,640 --> 02:24:25,535
is a complete waste of time.
3012
02:24:25,560 --> 02:24:27,175
She wasn't a silly girl, though.
3013
02:24:27,200 --> 02:24:29,295
I mean, she's a serious person.
3014
02:24:29,320 --> 02:24:31,215
And I really thought we were...
3015
02:24:31,240 --> 02:24:32,415
What?
3016
02:24:32,440 --> 02:24:34,408
(SIGHS) I don't know.
3017
02:24:34,800 --> 02:24:38,600
Here's the truth. Women
are never satisfied, okay?
3018
02:24:38,720 --> 02:24:40,575
They're always looking
to potentially trade up,
3019
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:42,055
and that's, I'm sorry to say,
3020
02:24:42,080 --> 02:24:44,495
what I think has happened to
you, my fine-feathered friend.
3021
02:24:44,520 --> 02:24:46,055
What does that even mean?
3022
02:24:46,080 --> 02:24:49,575
It means don't hand over the controls
to your self-esteem to Sheila.
3023
02:24:49,600 --> 02:24:50,935
Sheena.
All right.
3024
02:24:50,960 --> 02:24:52,895
It means you are
responsible for you,
3025
02:24:52,920 --> 02:24:55,895
not your girlfriend, not
your mom, not me, you.
3026
02:24:55,920 --> 02:24:58,415
And if you truly
take care of you,
3027
02:24:58,440 --> 02:25:01,295
you will be amazed at
how much girls like Sheena
3028
02:25:01,320 --> 02:25:03,641

start lining up
at your front door.
3029
02:25:04,280 --> 02:25:05,327
Great.
3030
02:25:05,880 --> 02:25:08,575
You just gotta separate yourself
from the pack in some way.
3031
02:25:08,600 --> 02:25:12,525
Excel at something, you know, and
then you have your pick of the litter
3032
02:25:12,640 --> 02:25:15,055
when the front-runner hussies
start sniffing around.
3033
02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:17,651
(CHUCKLES) So what you're saying
is I should take up lacrosse.
3034
02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:19,615
Exactly.
3035
02:25:19,640 --> 02:25:21,483
Or you could,
you know, start a band.
3036
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:25,480
Worked for me a long time ago. I
think it's still working for Jimmy.
3037
02:25:25,600 --> 02:25:28,171
(CHUCKLES) Or you just
keep taking pictures.
3038
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:31,007
She hated the pictures
I took of her.
3039
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:32,935
I'm sick to death of her, okay?
3040
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:36,335
I only met her a few times, and
yes, she was cute, all right,
3041
02:25:36,360 --> 02:25:39,095
but truth be told, I always
thought she was a little bit...
3042
02:25:39,120 --> 02:25:41,255
You know, a little
bit too square for you.
3043
02:25:41,280 --> 02:25:43,775
You know,
not quite the same vibe.
3044
02:25:43,800 --> 02:25:44,935
You really thought that?
3045
02:25:44,960 --> 02:25:46,689
On some subtle, lower level.
3046
02:25:47,200 --> 02:25:50,575
I mean, I wasn't surprised
3047
02:25:50,600 --> 02:25:54,895
when it turned out she was interested in
some knucklehead lacrosse player, okay?
3048
02:25:54,920 --> 02:25:59,767
I mean, bottom line is, it's all
timing with these things, you know.
3049
02:26:00,240 --> 02:26:02,535
I mean, take your mom and me.
3050
02:26:02,560 --> 02:26:05,575
I think I probably
turned into the boring,
3051
02:26:05,600 --> 02:26:07,329
castrated guy
she wanted me to be
3052
02:26:07,440 --> 02:26:09,655
(CHUCKLES) 15, 20
years ago, you know?
3053
02:26:09,680 --> 02:26:11,975
I'm not saying she was wrong
to be pissed, I'm not.

3054
02:26:12,000 --> 02:26:13,655
I'm just saying
that she could've been
3055
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:15,615
a little more patient,
little more forgiving.
3056
02:26:15,640 --> 02:26:18,291
Would've saved me that
parade of drunken assholes.
3057
02:26:20,560 --> 02:26:22,528
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(CHUCKLES)
3058
02:26:27,480 --> 02:26:28,686
So, what's the point?
3059
02:26:30,400 --> 02:26:31,526
Of what?
3060
02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:35,051
I don't know,
any of this. Everything.
3061
02:26:36,280 --> 02:26:39,135
Everything? (CHUCKLES)
What's the point?
3062
02:26:39,160 --> 02:26:41,731
I mean,
I sure as shit don't know.
3063
02:26:42,280 --> 02:26:44,095
Neither does anybody else, okay?
3064
02:26:44,120 --> 02:26:46,726
We're all just
winging it, you know?
3065
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:48,855
The good news is
you're feeling stuff.
3066
02:26:48,880 --> 02:26:51,645

And you've got to
hold on to that.
3067
02:26:52,080 --> 02:26:55,335
You do. I mean, you get older
and you don't feel as much.
3068
02:26:55,360 --> 02:26:57,175
Your skin gets tougher.
3069
02:26:57,200 --> 02:26:58,735
The point is those
pictures you took,
3070
02:26:58,760 --> 02:27:02,651
thousands of submissions from all
over the state, and you won.
3071
02:27:03,120 --> 02:27:04,929
Well, I got silver.
3072
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:07,335
(CHUCKLING) And nine other people did, too.
I'm gonna kill you.
3073
02:27:07,360 --> 02:27:09,735
I'm trying to tell you
that I believe in you, Mason.
3074
02:27:09,760 --> 02:27:11,175
I think you're really special,
3075
02:27:11,200 --> 02:27:13,567
and if some girl doesn't see
that, then fuck her, you know.
3076
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:18,528
JIMMY: Hey, this next one of 'em goes
out to a young man in the house.
3077
02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:21,684
Whoo-hoo! Known him since
he was just a small boy.
3078
02:27:21,880 --> 02:27:26,329
Now he's all graduated from high
school and making me feel old.
3079
02:27:26,440 --> 02:27:27,735
(BOTH LAUGH)
3080
02:27:27,760 --> 02:27:30,366
Happy high school
graduation, Mason.
3081
02:27:31,600 --> 02:27:33,443
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
3082
02:27:57,800 --> 02:27:59,131
Thank you.
3083
02:27:59,920 --> 02:28:03,615
Okay, guys, let's be clear. We're gonna
break this into four categories.
3084
02:28:03,640 --> 02:28:05,935
One, anything you want to
keep from your childhood
3085
02:28:05,960 --> 02:28:07,295
and you're taking with you.
3086
02:28:07,320 --> 02:28:11,405
Two, throwing away.
Three, donating.
3087
02:28:11,680 --> 02:28:13,935
And four, whatever you
want to try to sell
3088
02:28:13,960 --> 02:28:15,455
at the garage sale next weekend,
3089
02:28:15,480 --> 02:28:17,721
whatever we don't sell,
we're donating.
3090
02:28:18,320 --> 02:28:22,245
Doesn't the apartment have like an
attic, or storage or something?
3091
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:24,887
No. You're missing the point.
3092
02:28:25,360 --> 02:28:28,170
We're not gonna drag a bunch of
crap to Mom's tiny apartment.
3093
02:28:28,840 --> 02:28:30,775
Can't believe
we're moving again.
3094
02:28:30,800 --> 02:28:32,215
No, I'm moving.
3095
02:28:32,240 --> 02:28:35,005
You moved two years ago. You
have an apartment in Austin.
3096
02:28:35,320 --> 02:28:37,243
Mason is moving in the fall.
3097
02:28:37,640 --> 02:28:39,255
I'm done.
3098
02:28:39,280 --> 02:28:41,495
This'll be great for me.
I'll have all these options.
3099
02:28:41,520 --> 02:28:43,215
I could take a sabbatical.
3100
02:28:43,240 --> 02:28:45,695
I could get some writing done,
try to get published.
3101
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:47,815
What about Christmas, though?
What are we gonna do?
3102
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:49,775
I'm not sharing a room with him.
3103
02:28:49,800 --> 02:28:51,535
One of you will
sleep on the couch,
3104
02:28:51,560 --> 02:28:53,688
and we'll use that
blow-up mattress.
3105
02:28:54,320 --> 02:28:56,322
How am I supposed
to do my laundry?
3106
02:28:57,160 --> 02:29:00,084
Sam, I'm gently
pushing you out of the nest.
3107
02:29:00,600 --> 02:29:05,095
And on your way down, you may
magically find some quarters
3108
02:29:05,120 --> 02:29:07,691
that you use to do laundry
in your own apartment.
3109
02:29:08,040 --> 02:29:11,362
Come on!
You guys are adults!
3110
02:29:11,600 --> 02:29:15,366
You need to take some responsibility.
Now, what do you want?
3111
02:29:17,040 --> 02:29:19,135
I'm gonna get the veggie burger.
3112
02:29:19,160 --> 02:29:21,242
I'm not having anything,
not hungry.
3113
02:29:21,880 --> 02:29:23,769
What's wrong with you?
3114
02:29:24,040 --> 02:29:25,371
I'm sick.
3115
02:29:26,160 --> 02:29:29,004
What is it, your head?
Do you have a fever?
3116
02:29:29,240 --> 02:29:31,242
She's pregnant.
(CHUCKLES)
3117
02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:35,686
No. To be honest, I drank
way too much last night.

3118
02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:37,768
You weren't driving, were you?
No, no.
3119
02:29:38,320 --> 02:29:41,295
Cary's back home, too,
and we just hung out.
3120
02:29:41,320 --> 02:29:45,175
You know, peach Smirnoffs,
they just go down so easy.
3121
02:29:45,200 --> 02:29:48,255
No, no. Hey,
that's not an excuse.
3122
02:29:48,280 --> 02:29:50,095
You can still pack boxes.
3123
02:29:50,120 --> 02:29:53,095
These people want to move in
as soon as possible.
3124
02:29:53,120 --> 02:29:55,600
Hi, guys.
I'm Ernesto, how are you?
3125
02:29:56,920 --> 02:29:58,295
You probably don't remember me,
3126
02:29:58,320 --> 02:30:00,495
but I worked on your
septic line years ago.
3127
02:30:00,520 --> 02:30:01,567
Oh, yeah.
3128
02:30:02,360 --> 02:30:04,455
Believe it or not,
you changed my life.
3129
02:30:04,480 --> 02:30:06,775
You told me that day
that I was smart
3130
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:08,768

and that I should go to school.
3131
02:30:09,160 --> 02:30:11,970
I took your advice. I signed
up for English classes,
3132
02:30:12,080 --> 02:30:14,135
and then a year later,
I went to community college
3133
02:30:14,160 --> 02:30:15,415
and I got my Associate's degree,
3134
02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:17,575
and I'm working on my
bachelor's now at Texas State.
3135
02:30:17,600 --> 02:30:19,090
And also one of
the managers here.
3136
02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:20,446
That's great.
3137
02:30:21,440 --> 02:30:23,295
It's good to see you,
because I really wanted
3138
02:30:23,320 --> 02:30:25,975
a chance to thank you for that.
3139
02:30:26,000 --> 02:30:28,480
Gracias. It really
meant a lot to me.
3140
02:30:29,560 --> 02:30:33,087
Don't worry about lunch. It's on me.
It's the least I can do.
3141
02:30:33,760 --> 02:30:36,604
You guys should listen to her.
She's a smart lady.
3142
02:30:37,280 --> 02:30:38,611
Thank you.
3143
02:30:52,960 --> 02:30:54,215

Isn't that kind
of crazy, though,
3144
02:30:54,240 --> 02:30:55,775
that a computer
knows who you are
3145
02:30:55,800 --> 02:30:58,615
from just 20 questions
off a form?
3146
02:30:58,640 --> 02:31:01,895
I guess there are really only like
eight types of people in the world.
3147
02:31:01,920 --> 02:31:04,082
I mean, there are subsets
like male and female,
3148
02:31:04,200 --> 02:31:08,000
but apparently we're not as unique
as we want to think we are.
3149
02:31:08,120 --> 02:31:10,168
Have you even
talked to this guy yet?
3150
02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:13,775
No, but we've been trading emails.
He seems pretty cool.
3151
02:31:13,800 --> 02:31:16,770
He's studying
literature and anthropology
3152
02:31:16,880 --> 02:31:20,089
and he's way into Bright Eyes,
so that's not so bad.
3153
02:31:20,240 --> 02:31:22,295
But, anyways, he was
telling me about how
3154
02:31:22,320 --> 02:31:26,135
the system they use for assigning
roommates is kinda spooky.
3155
02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:30,255

The freshman satisfaction rate for
new roommates used to be like 60%,
3156
02:31:30,280 --> 02:31:33,284
and now it's 100,
just 'cause of the computer.
3157
02:31:33,720 --> 02:31:36,883
Well, sounds like he'll be
a good roommate, then.
3158
02:31:37,640 --> 02:31:39,975
Yeah. But we
pretty much decided
3159
02:31:40,000 --> 02:31:42,335
that soon they won't even
need a questionnaire
3160
02:31:42,360 --> 02:31:45,695
'cause they'll just let the
NSA scan your digital ghost
3161
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:47,735
and they'll tell you
who your roommate is
3162
02:31:47,760 --> 02:31:51,367
based on everything you've
ever said, written or clicked.
3163
02:31:51,720 --> 02:31:54,815
Did you put this in here again?
3164
02:31:54,840 --> 02:31:56,815
(LAUGHS) I don't want it.
3165
02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:59,571
Come on, it's the first
picture you ever took.
3166
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:03,524
All the more reason to
leave it behind, right?
3167
02:32:08,960 --> 02:32:10,485
(SOBBING)
3168
02:32:19,920 --> 02:32:22,207
What?
Nothing.
3169
02:32:22,360 --> 02:32:24,488
No, what is it?
It's nothing!
3170
02:32:25,880 --> 02:32:26,927
Mom.
3171
02:32:30,240 --> 02:32:32,766
This is the worst
day of my life.
3172
02:32:33,280 --> 02:32:34,575
What're you talking about?
3173
02:32:34,600 --> 02:32:35,855
I knew this day was coming.
3174
02:32:35,880 --> 02:32:37,135
I didn't know you were gonna be
3175
02:32:37,160 --> 02:32:38,924
so fuckin' happy to be leaving.
3176
02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:43,641
I mean, it's not that I'm that happy.
What do you expect?
3177
02:32:44,240 --> 02:32:47,289
You know what I'm realizing? My
life is just gonna go, like that.
3178
02:32:47,600 --> 02:32:49,568
This series of milestones.
3179
02:32:49,760 --> 02:32:53,242
Getting married. Having kids.
Getting divorced.
3180
02:32:53,400 --> 02:32:55,815
The time that we thought
you were dyslexic.
3181
02:32:55,840 --> 02:32:57,365
When I taught you
how to ride a bike.
3182
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:01,735
Getting divorced again.
Getting my master's degree.
3183
02:33:01,760 --> 02:33:03,655
Finally getting
the job I wanted.
3184
02:33:03,680 --> 02:33:07,082
Sending Samantha off to college.
Sending you off to college.
3185
02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:09,415
You know what's next? Huh?
3186
02:33:09,440 --> 02:33:11,442
It's my fuckin' funeral!
3187
02:33:13,640 --> 02:33:15,608
Just go!
And leave my picture!
3188
02:33:18,040 --> 02:33:21,601
Aren't you jumping ahead by,
like, 40 years or something?
3189
02:33:24,440 --> 02:33:27,284
I just thought
there would be more.
3190
02:33:31,160 --> 02:33:32,685
(SIGHS)
3191
02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:39,090
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
3192
02:33:51,960 --> 02:33:53,644
(INCREASES VOLUME)
3193
02:35:43,760 --> 02:35:44,841
Hey, you must be Mason.
3194
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:46,087

Yeah. Dalton, right?
3195
02:35:46,200 --> 02:35:48,495
Yeah, man, it's nice to finally meet you.
Definitely.
3196
02:35:48,520 --> 02:35:50,090
Are you cool with
this side of the room?
3197
02:35:50,240 --> 02:35:51,375
Yeah.
3198
02:35:51,400 --> 02:35:53,935
Got in this morning,
just moved my shit in, man.
3199
02:35:53,960 --> 02:35:57,015
(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah, I don't care.
No worries.
3200
02:35:57,040 --> 02:35:58,415
Cool. Can I help you
with anything, man?
3201
02:35:58,440 --> 02:35:59,695
Any bags, any of that
stuff need brought in?
3202
02:35:59,720 --> 02:36:03,255
I just got like one box left,
I packed pretty light.
3203
02:36:03,280 --> 02:36:04,535
But I appreciate it.
3204
02:36:04,560 --> 02:36:05,840
It's my pleasure, man.
Of course.
3205
02:36:08,440 --> 02:36:11,284
Um... Are you going to
the orientation mixer thing?
3206
02:36:12,480 --> 02:36:15,095
Orientation mixer thing?
3207
02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:16,775
Fuck no, man,
I'm not going to that,
3208
02:36:16,800 --> 02:36:18,006
and neither are you, by the way.
3209
02:36:18,007 --> 02:36:20,480
We got way better stuff to
be doing, dude. All right.
3210
02:36:20,600 --> 02:36:21,935
You ready?
Yeah.
3211
02:36:21,960 --> 02:36:24,255
Hey, Barb, this is my roommate Mason.
Mason, Barb.
3212
02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:25,327
Hi.
BARB: Hey.
3213
02:36:25,680 --> 02:36:26,761
You coming with us?
3214
02:36:27,240 --> 02:36:28,287
Where're you going?
3215
02:36:28,800 --> 02:36:30,775
Hiking. Yeah, man,
you should come.
3216
02:36:30,800 --> 02:36:32,735
If we leave now we can catch the
late afternoon at Big Bend.
3217
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:33,895
You ever been before, man?
3218
02:36:33,920 --> 02:36:35,695
Yeah, but not since
I was really little.
3219
02:36:35,720 --> 02:36:39,964
Then all the more reason to come now, man.
That's why we're here, dude.
3220
02:36:41,240 --> 02:36:43,527
Oh, Mason, this is
Nicole, Barb's roommate.
3221
02:36:44,120 --> 02:36:45,167
Hey, what's up?
3222
02:36:45,400 --> 02:36:47,775
Hi.
Mason, Nicole.
3223
02:36:47,800 --> 02:36:48,801
So, you game?
3224
02:36:50,080 --> 02:36:51,241
Sure.
3225
02:36:51,880 --> 02:36:53,803
Here, have the rest of this.
3226
02:36:54,120 --> 02:36:57,255
Got it timed perfectly. It'll kick
in when we get in the mountains.
3227
02:36:57,280 --> 02:36:58,930
Awesome. Let's go.
3228
02:37:06,400 --> 02:37:08,215
MASON: Do they let you
major in that here?
3229
02:37:08,240 --> 02:37:12,415
Well, it's not that serious here, so
I kinda train outside of university,
3230
02:37:12,440 --> 02:37:15,455
but I'm taking all my basics like
History of Dance and all that.
3231
02:37:15,480 --> 02:37:17,289
Nice.
Yeah.
3232
02:37:17,760 --> 02:37:19,091
What do you teach?
3233
02:37:19,200 --> 02:37:20,440
Oh, gosh.
(LAUGHS)
3234
02:37:21,000 --> 02:37:24,209
Ballet, tap, jazz, lyrical, hip-hop.
Wow...
3235
02:37:24,720 --> 02:37:26,295
Which one's your favorite?
3236
02:37:26,320 --> 02:37:27,455
Tap.
3237
02:37:27,480 --> 02:37:28,575
Yeah?
Yeah.
3238
02:37:28,600 --> 02:37:33,015
You get to like make up all your
own sounds, and there's no rules.
3239
02:37:33,040 --> 02:37:34,455
Just like creative freedom.
3240
02:37:34,480 --> 02:37:36,175
That's great.
Yeah.
3241
02:37:36,200 --> 02:37:37,815
That's why I love
teaching it, 'cause,
3242
02:37:37,840 --> 02:37:39,455
I don't know,
it's so beautiful to me,
3243
02:37:39,480 --> 02:37:41,895
and it's kind of dying
away in this generation,
3244
02:37:41,920 --> 02:37:43,295
so, to be a part
of bringing it back
3245
02:37:43,320 --> 02:37:44,575
to the kids is really rewarding.
3246
02:37:44,600 --> 02:37:45,895
Right, keeps it going.
Yeah.
3247
02:37:45,920 --> 02:37:46,921
How old are they?
3248
02:37:47,040 --> 02:37:48,655
Six to eight.
Wow.
3249
02:37:48,680 --> 02:37:52,287
Yeah. They have no fear, and
they're not self-conscious at all.
3250
02:37:52,400 --> 02:37:54,448
They haven't reached
the awkward years yet.
3251
02:37:54,560 --> 02:37:56,722
Yeah, not yet. It's coming.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
3252
02:38:12,760 --> 02:38:14,095
Hey.
3253
02:38:14,120 --> 02:38:15,565
Hey.
(BOTH HOWLING)
3254
02:38:20,400 --> 02:38:21,765
(BOTH CONTINUE HOWLING)
3255
02:38:23,400 --> 02:38:24,765
(BOTH LAUGHING)
3256
02:38:26,000 --> 02:38:28,287
Dalton can be crazy sometimes.
3257
02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:30,445
He seems cool, though.
3258
02:38:30,600 --> 02:38:33,251
Yeah. Yeah,
they're both really cool.
3259
02:38:36,760 --> 02:38:38,569
How are you feeling?
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
3260
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:43,922
Great. Pretty great,
to be honest.
3261
02:38:45,320 --> 02:38:46,606
Good.
3262
02:38:49,400 --> 02:38:51,895
I'm really happy that
you're hangin' out with us.
3263
02:38:51,920 --> 02:38:54,605
Yeah. Me, too.
3264
02:38:56,080 --> 02:38:59,129
DALTON: This moment's
having a falsieful whoregasm!
3265
02:38:59,520 --> 02:39:02,375
It's like as if all of time
has unfolded before us
3266
02:39:02,400 --> 02:39:06,121
so we could stand here and look
out and scream, "Fuck, yeah!"
3267
02:39:06,360 --> 02:39:08,044
(DALTON WHOOPING)
3268
02:39:12,520 --> 02:39:16,650
You know how everyone's always
saying, "Seize the moment"?
3269
02:39:19,080 --> 02:39:22,971
I don't know, I'm kinda thinking
it's the other way around.
3270
02:39:23,640 --> 02:39:26,655
You know, like,
the moment seizes us.
3271
02:39:26,680 --> 02:39:29,331
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
3272
02:39:30,240 --> 02:39:33,608
It's constant.
The moment, it's just...
3273
02:39:34,640 --> 02:39:37,644
It's like it's always
right now, you know?
3274
02:39:40,360 --> 02:39:41,805
Yeah.

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What'd she say?

00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,215

00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,170

You don't know what

Listen, both of you!

00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,295

00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,135

00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,215

What's happenin', buddy?

who like presents, are you?

MASON SR.: Nice. Nice. Nice!

00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,801

00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,215

That's what you remember, huh?

00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,006

MASON: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. No.

00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,088

00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,846

00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,091

00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,215

00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,130

00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,975

What is so hard to answer about

00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,811

00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,765

Now, if the Astros could just get a

Hey. What's up, Jimmy?

was a lunar eclipse</i>

SAMANTHA: Good night, Jimmy.

00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,375

Have a great week. Sam,

00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,281

00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,367

00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,770

00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,044

and Mindy come with us?

You're dumping me in some

01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,335

01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,975

to take the time today

out of town, right?

And what's the second way?

MASON SR.: Uh, you know,

How did that go?

stupid friends? (CHUCKLES)

I don't think pretty boy's

So, are you going to

falling in love with me.

Some of you might

You stranded your brother!

01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,320

That was all right, but

01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,603

01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,095

01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441

01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,647

01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,535

happened, and I was back 9/12.

01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,215

All right. You better text me.

Hey, Mason, what time is it?

I working all day.