MATH PICK UP LINES

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your
phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect
squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time
approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I dont like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.
What? You dont believe me? Well, then, lets try it with your phone number.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my
domain.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Can I explore your mean value?

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs,
and multiply!

Our love is like dividing by zero... you cannot define it.