Are you writing down

in that book that Im a Pirate,

Well in a manor of speaking,
I suppose one could say that I am, yes,
Good, cause I am a damn good one.

Pirate fancy dress day in a

primary school playground
has escalated into full out plunder.

Can the new enthusiastic teacher

save his grumpier, older college
from the fate of these
Pirate scallywags.